Literally one of my closest school friends met her significant other on tinder and they are just. So sweet. couples goals. I am so glad they met bc they really compliment each other and are both two of the greatest people on earth. But HOW DI I RECREATE ITHAT RELATIONSHIP

I refreshed my ask box and sweet Gaia I have an ask dating back to August 16th. I have come to the conclusion my inbox is glitched because this makes no sense. I swear I'm not ignoring requests! 😭

So I'm gonna crank this oneshot out and use it as my excuse for not writing the smut for the series chapter. I am not stalling.. nope no.. yeah..... 👀

I have so many thoughts about how, in a world where so many in-game companions are barely tolerated or even outright hated, kim kitsuragi is universally beloved. How much it speaks to us that in our worse moments, we all hope to deserve the begrudging kindness he provides. He will not coddle you. He will tell you to get your shit together. But he will support you when you sing karaoke, off-key and mournful. He will play a board game with you in the middle of a murder investigation. He may dance with you inside a church. And in the end, when you leave this waking dream of an investigation to face the smoking wreckage of your life, he might go with you.

there is nothing left in my queue. i want sub changbin smut so bad im getting impatient 😭

Saw my two favorite little guys in the LU coloring book pages and was immediately possessed by the need to color them. Thank you @sraksha for the gorgeous line art <33

different version under the cut

03/01/2024

Fo' chisel.

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. In this Bible story, God gives Moses the Ten Commandments, which will guide the basic morality of His people.  The Commandments aren't clearly numbered in the story, so the Jews, Catholics, and Protestants all split them up differently.  Despite the slight differences in numbering, we all use the same verses and end up with the same general rules.  In this cartoon, I use the Catholic method of numbering them, so the First Commandment is made up of verses 2-6. 2. In the Bible, the first set of tablets were inscribed by God Himself.  In this cartoon, God tries to have Moses write them first, but Moses isn't able to keep up, only finishing the first letter of God's speech by the time He's done.

Click (Reverse: 1999)

having misophonia is like hey you know that one coworker who snaps their gum? and its annoying yeah? have you ever experienced a primal rage liken unto a beaste? a bloodlust that sends you into a madness induced haze? barely contained by the gripping of your fingernails into your bloodflecked palm?

course paper defending goes like--- 🦢hyoga's line, in russian: "просто поставьте зачёт..." (= "just give me a passing grade...")

GO HYOGA!!! YOU GOT THIS !!!

- On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

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X | X | X X | X | X X | X | X

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"Past or future, just let them be." (Dec 2023)

girls who would fight tooth and nail

Some scattered thoughts on Mario Tennis Aces

Warning: spoilers ahead

I love that every time any of the characters talk about the stakes, they're like "we've got to save Luigi! ... and the others I guess..." Even in the finale when they're doing a big tennis match to determine the fate of the world, Wario and Waluigi are booed by the crowd while Luigi... despite still being possessed by Lucien... gets cheered for and talked about in a positive light by the announcers.

What's also interesting is that Wario, Waluigi, and Bowser talk and act very much like their normal selves while possessed. They're being manipulated in some part, with Bowser saying that the racket's power makes him "want to control things more than usual," but it's clear Lucien is exploiting preexisting desires. Luigi, however, never says a word, and is fairly expressionless compared to the others. He is not being manipulated so much as he's been entirely robbed of his senses, turned more into a tennis playing puppet than a minion. But if you think about it... that aligns with the goals each of them had that caused them to take hold of Lucien. Wario and Waluigi wanted the power to defeat their enemies in tennis, and were granted that desire to the best of Lucien's abilities. Bowser wanted to take over the world, and Lucien actually went so far as to fuse with him so they could conquer as one entity.

Luigi wanted nothing more than to hold the pretty tennis racket, and for most of the story... at the sacrifice of every other part of him... he got exactly that.

decriminalize: me clicking the pen over and over

criminalize: other people clicking the pen over and over

i sprained my wrist but duty calls

@naffeclipse I want these two to meet so badly