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blackvelvetofnight · 2 days
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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
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blackvelvetofnight · 3 days
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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine
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blackvelvetofnight · 3 days
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Sometimes I see a respected mutual in my notes and remember they follow me and I'm like. Should I apologize for what I'm doing here. But they did choose to be in my house
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blackvelvetofnight · 3 days
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i take being a girl gentleman very seriously never forget that
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blackvelvetofnight · 3 days
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NBC Hannibal (2013-2015)
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blackvelvetofnight · 5 days
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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening
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blackvelvetofnight · 5 days
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blackvelvetofnight · 5 days
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bro we have to shotgun the weed. its not gay its just financially smart to do it. we get twice the value out of weed. come on just kiss me
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blackvelvetofnight · 5 days
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hook noses foreverrr
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👆 unrelated and not biased at all
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Made this meme and folks on Twitter liked it, so I'm reposting it here. I just wanted a self-celebratory post as when I was little, I used to hate my nose and wanted to get surgery for it.
The nose of yours truly:
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I have Ramesses II's nose. Lmfao
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blackvelvetofnight · 5 days
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Quannah Chasinghorse at Chanel SS 24
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blackvelvetofnight · 6 days
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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
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blackvelvetofnight · 8 days
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kyaaaaa~!! you pervert! *activates a laser grid that cuts you into a dozen bloody cubes*
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blackvelvetofnight · 8 days
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I love that we, as a people, have decided Gale is greek coded. and one of his love languages being feeding people. you naturally see where I'm going with this
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blackvelvetofnight · 8 days
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Kenna Sharp
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