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kittysauce · 1 month

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#fanart #art #artist #death note #l lawliet #l lawliet fanart #my art #I DONT HAVE ANY CLEVER TAGS #im playing gamepigeon with my boyfriend #He is whining like a bitch

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agendercryptidlev · 4 months

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Torchwood gets massive props from me for using the "character gets tricked into thinking they did something terrible and confesses it to their loved one" trope with the loved one instead of freaking out just going "no you fucking didn't. We're going to figure out what's actually going on here"

#Seriously I was cringing so hard expecting some big freak out but then Jack was like 'no you didn't do that's #And he was clever enough to try multiple strategies to figure out what was going on with Ianto!#Like my brother was like 'u can open your eyes now Jack isn't stupid'#Who is stupid is Adam who still tries the whole 'i made them better!' argument on Jack #After making Jack's boyfriend have a traumatic panic attack by implanting fake memories in his head #Like Adam girly just replace his memories of reading the diary to include you and then steal and hide the diary #Torchwood #Jack Harkness #Ianto Jones #Janto

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upsidedog · 8 months

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senior prom, 89'

#stranger things #el hopper #el byers #lucas sinclair #dustin henderson #max mayfield #will byers #mike wheeler #lumax #byler #stranger things fanart #feeling real clever about mike and will's flowers guys #and dustin's fish tie #will and max kind of look like they're trying to match and i'm actually okay with that she would dance with him and be like 'mike i stole #your boyfriend mike are you jealous mike? lucas are you sad i found someone new?' and lucas and mike would dance together like eyeroll

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ff7-has-taken-me-over · 18 days

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“Why do I need to do rope climbing again?”

“Cause Cloudy! What if you end up in Gongaga on a mission? There’s ropes everywhere around there to get up and down the cliffs and sometimes, we don’t have a chocobo to get around.”

“Isn’t that why we get dropped off in exact locations though?”

“And what if you need to run huh? What’re you gonna do then?”

“… fine.”

“Awesome! Here, I’ll give you a boost cause sometimes the ropes are a little far off the ground and this’ll be good practice.”

“What? You don’t need to- Hey! Watch your hands!”

“Oops! Sorry, they slipped.”

“Zack… you’re hands haven’t moved”

“Well I don’t wanna drop you so it only makes sense to-”

“Zack! Stop squeezing!”

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oatbugs · 4 months

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Jack Marsh (2005), Friendship Otherwise - Toward a Levinasian Description of Personal Friendship

#saw carnation lily lily rose by john singer seargent irl today. it was basically at my doorstep all along idk why i never went to see it #it was placed at a corner in the gallery. me and my friend sat down and sketched the paintings of beautiful naked people quite badly. paper #provided by tate britain. she told me about how she couldnt look her boyfriend in the face after a harrowing film about war. when i say the #interview was informal i mean the person who was supposed to be my boss told me let me get you a cider and then he said after #50 years of life he knows people are inherently good and it only takes a little bit of kindness to save this world. he said he tricked #his wife into keeping the baby and then he said he quit his job at a US bank to help people find meaning and in it #he would have liked to find meaning. instead he started climbing with his friends. he said he chews his cigarettes because its a habit from #when he had to hide things from people. the entire time i felt uncomfortable and incredibly enlightened. this is my friends mentor. she has #his pattern of pauses and expletive and penchant for ends-justify-means attitude. i do think im not very clever #but maybe one day i will love you enough to make up for it. i wrote code i dont understand staring at the final error i thought about how #we both thought of how when we're too old to remember the voices of our friends we would like to stand in the pathway of the LHC beam pipe #cut it open and eat light in the freezing cold vacuum (kills you long before radiation will) the invisible puncture wound unfolding dna #back to the start larger than you ever were. you go to heaven once youve been to hell. my friend is in my bed #practicing calculations of eigenvectors by hand and she is uninterested in a visual proof you are uninterested in incompetence #we catch a train this is your kind of burden you tragic hero wincing at that word you only do this because you have to. im the only one #who can. i am a coward in this for the fucking poetry. the visual proofs. the pretty numbers. an architect who was horrible at maths wanted #to be a philosopher and accidentally ended up neck in deep in 70th Error On Visual Studio Code i want to kiss your eyes before we say #goodbye we both know there is no love in the way there should be. I still have your dress in my wardrobe. i hope you make art.#you think im alright head-wise i think you fucking hate me i think ill never be so clever you want me to tell you my idea?#if you wanted more of this world i would have liked to kiss you harder. we cant both be like this. im sorry i cant be with you the whole wa #the love is gone if you have to ask it. his breath catches his eyes feel stiff it is -1.9 kelvin he is near the beam pipe i miss holding #his hand i miss her singing voice i miss his hair and i found the antonym of pain thank you for carrying me home.

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coffyblak · 1 year

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This has been sitting in my gallery for some time...

But yeah.

Death Sacrifice.

#The Piplup's name is 'DeciHell'#get it? Decibel? DeciHell?#aha. I'm so fucking clever.#☕ draws somethin #pokepasta #fnf hypno lullaby #hypnos lullaby #fnf mod #au #tw: body horror #tw: gore #fnf bf #fnf boyfriend #digital art #digital aritst #artists on tumblr #hell bell

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anakinisamessandthatisbeautiful · 2 years

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Anakin: I’ve been looking for you everywhere!

Windu: I’ve been avoiding you everywhere!

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kylermalloy · 3 months

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When I was in high school I used to perform gospel songs at church with one of my best friends. She sang, and I played accompaniment and sang backup. We were actually really close! Then I went to college and we suddenly weren’t anymore—she’d stopped talking to me so she could date this grown man she liked, who I hated.

So when I came home from college that summer, I stopped singing songs with her and started performing at church on my own. The first one I sang was about how people change for the worst slowly, over time. Anyway that’s MY silver springs

#kylerrambles #for the record i was right about the guy #she got engaged to him and THEN found out he didn’t want kids #not to mention just being an awful entitled a-hole of a man anyway #always found it funny that her parents were briefly on MY side bc they hated him too #but the compulsory heterosexuality euphoria won them over in the end #our barely-legal daughter has a boyfriend! hooray!#neither of us would have ever considered our friendship gay but it’s still funny #it was a very public breakup regardless i bet some of the old church ladies gossiped about why we never performed together anymore #anyway it’s been almost ten years and i’m very amused by it all now #my song choice included because the song is. objectively. awful #but nineteen-year-old me thought it was clever #and now it’s past midnight and i am telling all you lovelies on tumblr because it crossed my mind earlier as i played the piano #another reason we shouldn’t let kyler nightblog

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ve-ris · 1 year

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PF Stupid Squad

#metal slug #eri kasamoto #fio germi #marco rossi #tarma roving #the pf squad boys are super dumb #they're acting like they aren't boyfriends too #how clever

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lightningfilledsaber · 1 year

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When you're very hot and very blue and your two horny boyfriends just so happen to be looking in your direction... @limonnazul your silly lil guy has captivated me

#mud draws #5.3.23 #nyehehehe #you know this you've seen it however i need a funny clever caption #not my oc #friend oc #limonnazul #riot #my beloved #I will post his boyfriends (who are my ocs)... eventually #he's just so cute I'm obsessed with him

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earl-grey-love · 5 months

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Also Solaris is the name I have given to my s/i Sunny for situations where he is either not human or having such a 'modern' name wouldn't suit the setting.

#yeah I'm just self inserting everywhere atm bcus why not?#the meaning of life is doing what makes you happy #and if my anime boyfriend has the power to go to any dimension ever then I also get that perk #potentially... i mean i know he's not allowed to do that whenever he wants cus of Dia or whatever but #I'm having fun #and I do think I'm clever for this alternative name hehe #sunny speaks #ship: anything for you dear

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the-rogue-mockingjay · 10 months

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mods are asleep time to post o'ravmeric

also, bonus close up of o'ravi because she's adorable 💕:

#is it my best work? no but i do not care. sometimes you gotta take the L for your otp slkjfghldjkghdjkh #the advantages of being smol and having a VERY tall boyfriend....he can pick her up and spin her with no trouble #and my friends she lives for that #they are too responsible all of the time they deserve to have a moment to be silly and stupid and cute rjkgldfkjhkj #and between you and me i learned some valuable lessons here. 1. aymeric's coat LOVES to look really wonky for no reason;#2. his pauldrons are made of spite and respect no god or the laws of physics;#and 3. if you're gonna pose in front of the reymanaud's stained glass windows by god do NOT be sitting in the dark when you do!!#the light fried my eyes like an egg!!!! 😂😂😂#but yes tl;dr pick up your cat gfs today it's good for her to feel tall for a minute #o'ravmeric #o'ravi soltholia #aymeric de borel #ffxiv #wolmeric #yelling yelling yelling eating the stained glass #no clever thoughts i am simply rotating them in my brain 24/7

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forcedhesitation · 2 months

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I'm actually still pretty disappointed about the changes that were made to implicate a canon relationship between gortash and the dark urge. you are given so much choice in this game! so it feels shitty that they took away your choice to interpret that dynamic how you'd like.

I had a dark urge campaign that I started and no longer will finish because I don't want that to sully my character's romance with wyll. it angers me enough how wyll is given barely any material for not just his story, but also his romance. like it's so unfair that rather than new material added to wyll's romance, all I was going to get was lines about how my character had a relationship with a fucking fascist. load of shit that is.

#bg3 #thoughts about media #I'm deeply upset about things to do with real life that are unrelated to this and that I do not want to talk about.#but justifiably complaining about media I care about? I have a degree in complaining about media. I can do that.#anyway. I had a really cool character planned and now I have to now reinvent him or make a new one.#likely the latter because he doesn't really make sense as a character at all if he's not a bhaalspawn.#and no I refuse to romance someone else. I want to finish wyll's story with the romance involved.#I only recently managed to finish astarion's because I finally got myself to focus enough to finish ONE campaign.#I really wish I had finished two by now. so I could have finished the dark urge and seen what the story was like without any changes.#also no I cannot ignore these changes. I think gort's a GREAT villain. but I don't want to fuck him. I don't get how people DO.#out of the chosen three he's easily the fucking worst and a kind of evil that can't really be understood as “fun” or “fantastical”#whereas ketheric and orin are largely fantastical in what they do and what they represent.#that people cheer over canon durgetash despite the atrocious way larian continues to treat wyll?#I loathe it.#I. have. a few ideas for a new character. I know I want him to have daddy issues because that's what urged me to romance wyll with durge.#boyfriends with daddy issues is not only interesting. but hot. so I want to keep that element.#idk if I'll keep the paladin I made though. or go an entirely different direction.#because in the process of trying to reinterpret my bhaalspawn into a tav...I had a rather clever idea that I'm liking more and more.

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st0ne-wasps · 4 months

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my boyfriend just described fangs by saying "why do you have swords for teeth" and i DIED

#vampire #fangs #vampire fangs #boyfriend #yes #it was very cool and clever of him #and very funny to me

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mumintroll · 5 months

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i cant call myself a lyrics person as a yung lean fan sorry i listen to this. and enjoy it

#i think hes a clever lyricist when he wants to be but his stuff from back then is soooooo #its funny though it reminds me of when my old boyfriend and his friends wld do stupid freestyle raps. which they wld have been the same age #as lean was when he made this 🤯 crazy

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nursc-a2 · 1 year

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thank you all for the good wishes. i finished the test and i’m finally home.

#idk if i did as well in the last section as i hoped #she asked me to describe my last weekend #and i rboke up with my boyfriend last week #so i was like 'uh bad can i go to the other one'#which was weird and i should have just lied but i got in my head #i get too honest in these things instead of saying the clever polite answer #but i think i did well overall #gonna eat and then do some replies #☾ ooc post. _________ ⋆˚ *･༓ that gal on argelius II.

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