I get that Luke is desperate to change the status quo, but like, the gods gave their kids cabins. Kronos cabin is his stomach. I just don't think that Luke has thought this through.

Other demigods: (prays earnestly to their godly parent)

Percy Jackson:

Legacy of Chronos: Daughter of the Unknown God

Through her travels around the world/Infinite Realms, Ellie stumbles on Camp Halfblood and is mistaken for a demigod. She is determined to be a legacy of Cronus (Clockwork) and the child of an unknown god with a DP symbol (Danny).

Cue everyone mistaking Chronos for Kronos and thinking that the mystery god is a child of Kronos born sometime while he was in Tartarus. This misunderstanding is not helped by the fact that the Underworld is part of the Infinite Realms and portals to the Ghost Zone where often mistaken for portals to Tartarus.

Now Zeus is freaking out and wants to use Ellie as leverage against her father who obviously wants to take over Olympus. Percy/Thalia/Nico/Lester/whoever is now trying to keep Ellie out of Zeus’s paranoid clutches and get her back to Tartarus before her father goes looking for her.

(Ellie is so happy she made new friends, they’re even going to take her on a road trip to LA. Sure they seemed really nervous when she mentioned Danny would come looking for her if she didn’t check in soon, how was she supposed to know Hellhounds are cellphones anyway)

Feesh

Pretty fish boy

The Last Olympian + Hades 2

They’re going to commit grandpatricide

broke: siding with Luke in pjo because he's hot

woke: siding with Luke because he's right

bespoke: siding with Luke because Kronos/Saturn is extremely cool

???: siding with Luke because Kronos/Saturn is hot

my friend sent me some memes today and I asked if I could post them. “Of course Sol!” Was what they said.

I was yelling at them for bring back this pain to me.

This one was sent by some other friend who like pjo like me. I made him read A Kairos Moment. He actually ended up liking it and sent me this as a joke. His words not mine

@avaetin not sure if you’d like the meme but my friend asks for your opinion.

i really think there’s so much untapped potential with messing around with the pjo gods canonically having different regional/historical/epithet forms and near constantly existing in multiple places at once. mostly in that I think it’d be extremely funny for more demigods to interact with different historical versions of the gods.

give me Nico interacting with Mycenaean Dionysus who both is and isn’t his dad and also is his therapist. All at once. weirdest therapy sessions ever. or Percy interacting with Mycenaean Poseidon and being confused why this version of his dad is both king of the gods and also a chthonic deity. or Hermes kids and satyrs having the very awkward situation of super old Hermes and Pan are the same guy. The gang meets Zagreus and Everybody Has A Weird One cause this guy both is and isn’t Zeus, Hades, and Dionysus, and/or some combo of their kids? What.

y'know what. i respect luke being like, 'hey, i could steal annabeths's hat. but like. would it not be easier to take the helm of the god of the underworld himself? 'cause on the scale of people i want to cross (a list that includes all of the olympians) she is very, very low. '

I'm just going to lump Kronos and Chronos together. I think they were seperate deities originally, but I will lump them together regardless. You know why? Well for one thing, Rick Riordan already lumped them together. But for another thing, Kronos having Chronos's powers makes him even more evil. He's the controller of time. So whenever time is stressing me out or making me scared/sad/depressed, I can blame Kronos. And it certainly makes it easy to hate him. Much easier.

Drew a concept of Primordial Chronos for @avaetin’s fanfic. Yes. He’s supposed to look like Percy.

It’s beautifully written and paced. And I’ll admit I was kind of skeptical of the idea of Primordial Chronos x Nico but after I read the first chapter, I was on board. (And not just because the author promised there would be one-sided nicobaster in it )

I highly recommend it!

Link to it here:

Hades: (talking about Maria) "You were her pride and joy."

Nico: "And Bianca was yours."

You know what’s wild?

Kronos doesn’t have time powers. Chronos does. Chronos, meaning Time, who’s of the Orphean tradition. In Greek Kronos and Chronos are pronounced slightly differently. But over time, and as the Orphean tradition was neglected, Chronos’ powers were mixed with Kronos’ so now many versions of the myths portray Kronos with Time manipulation powers.

I have nothing to do so here's me ranking Nico ships

Solangelo: 7/10 The canon interactions were not good. I'm giving this a pretty high rating because where Rick lacks is where fanfiction writers make up. (Solangelo fanfics can be freakishly good. They gave more backstory than Rick ever did) Percico: 8/10 The age gap when you really put it down can be a little funky, but my gods, if you write it right, you can make this ship some of the most poetic, tragic, gut-wrenching fanfics put down into words. (I prefer heavy one-sided tragedy but any suffice, really) Jasico: 7.5/10 it's a pretty nice one honestly, and you cannot tell me Jason and Nico didn't have SOMETHING going on. Not as high as Percico because most of the stories written are all fluff and comfort, and I'm more of a "make it hurt" type of fanfiction writer/reader. Valdangelo: 5.5/10 I've never found really good fanfiction over this ship. They rarely interact, and unlike Solangelo, the fanfiction writers don't usually make up for it with some funky AUs and whatnot. I can imagine some pretty fun scenarios with this though. Alabaster: 9/10 GOOD LORD @drksanctuary you have dragged me into a pit I cannot crawl out of. You can get every. single. type. of. fanfiction. from this ship, whether it's so kinky it makes you gasp (*cough* @avaetin and @drksanctuary *cough*), really gut-wrenching, or sweet. It's got the variety that I like. (-1 because they've sadly never properly interacted so we have no real land to build the house on) (I will shut up now.) Obligatory Nion: 9/10 @avaetin You are an evil lady. Your fanfiction alone has fueled my entire brainrot. There isn't even side fanfiction about him! You fuel this ship alone, and I'm all for it. (I have so, so many AU's over these two.) (Like my beautiful fish people AU that I posted the premise about previously) I hate any ship of Nico with a female, and yes this includes Percicobeth (or anything along those lines). Quit making Nico "find out he's bisexual because of Annabeth/Rachel/Piper/etc.", he's literally confirmed gay. Wow this is really long.

Percy calls Nico αγαπούλα μου [agapOUla mou - my little love].

[Platonic, they are such brothers, Your Honor].

I'm imagining Percy saying this in the tone of someone watching a stray cat they have been feeding die after a car crash at the side of the road.

This is me Pre-AKM's latest chapter

@avaetin be ready bcs if something happens ill hunt you down