Valteil found Nosramus’ address.

Based on this:

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1. An atheist may not injure a Christian baby or, through inaction, allow a Christian baby to come to harm.

2. An atheist must obey orders given to it by Christian babies, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. An atheist must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Atheists, imagine you came across a pair of tracks, one that a single Christian baby is tied to and one where five Christian babies are tied to. A trolley is hurtling towards a fork that will send it towards the five Christian babies, but you can pull a lever to divert it towards the single Christian baby. Do you, as an Atheist, kill a Christian baby through your interference, or allow five Christian babies to die through inaction?

12/29/2023

Fun Fact: LET ME HOLD THE BABYYYYY!!!

JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. Jewish laws have a lot of stuff about impurities and uncleanliness.  After giving birth, for example, a mother becomes impure for a time (forty days after having a boy, or eighty for a girl).  During this time, the mother can't enter temples (dwelling places of God) or touch anything sacred. 2. In this cartoon, Joseph reads about the above impurity laws from a brochure.  At first, it seems like he's just informing his beloved wife of their religious duties, but in fact, he's only using it to build up an argument of why HE should be the one holding the new Baby Jesus.  After all, if Mary is legally impure, doesn't that mean she can't hold Jesus, since He's sacred?  Of course, by that logic, the manger could be considered a temple, since it's the current dwelling place of God-made-Man, but Joseph wisely avoids arguing this point.

Jesus, when you get a abortion:

(he's having lots of fun and has water + snacks in the j-man van dw)

Do everything in Love. 1 Corinthians 16:14

" For God so loved the world that he gave his Only begotten Son Jesus Christ that whosoever believeth in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life. " John 3:16

like or rb if u save or use !!

This remains one of my favourite images ever

hold on a sec - there's a conservative side to the LU fandom? can you delve a bit into this? im a super casual fan so i never picked up on that, but im jewish so im curious abt this conservatism.

there’s actually a lot of people that identify as christians in the linked universe sphere on tumblr, including some of the more well known blogs. it’s never been a real issue in my time, because they’re generally fine people, but recently a discord server was advertised in the linked universe and legend of zelda tags as “conservative and christian”—there’s not really anything wrong making a server like that per se, but the language used to promote it (disparaging the “pride movement” because it was “predatory”) caused understandable backlash.

screenshots from the server have been going around and it’s pretty bad, i would advise against looking for them but there’s a lot of homophobia, transphobia, and antisemitism. you know, the works.

i like to keep my blog free of this stuff, but seeing urls in my notes that match the discord usernames of people i’ve seen say terrible things is not the vibe. i hope you’re still able to enjoy linked universe as you are, because it is genuinely a really cool comic and like. there are more nice and normal people than there are people like…. that

Part of me still can't believe that "Skydiving with a Christian Baby" and "Little Cancerous WhiteBaby Desperately Wants to say the N Word Before Dying" posts are so recent.

Like that crap belongs in with the "Boy Born Without a Body" and "Baby Born Laughing at Abortion Pills" excavated facebook stories of decades past

”The Creature” and ”Christian Baby” give me the same vibes

Some wACkY stuff

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oh noes! >.<!! ...!!1!..... i missed the meeting with god church christian jesus ladies recovery group....................... oh no darn!!!1!!!...................................... how will i ever recover from alcohol without my lord and savior god jeusus christ!!!1!!!11!!! >.<!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

an underrated part of the churchcore aesthetic is the endless gnawmarks on the back rails of all the pews from the teething gnashes of all the babies and toddlers.

01/05/2024

"If you cannot afford a lamb, one will be appointed to you."

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. Joseph continues reading about Jewish law from his brochure (continued from last week's cartoon).  In Jewish tradition, the sacrifice for a newborn boy was typically one yearling lamb (for the sin offering) and one turtledove (for the burnt offering).  As Mary and Joseph discuss this, the Holy Spirit (a dove, but not for sacrifice) shows up to give a knowing glance at Baby Jesus.  You see, Jesus is called the "Lamb of God," and His mission is to be sacrificed for our sins, so it's ironic that His parents are required to sacrifice a lamb for HIM under Jewish law. 2. A few commenters last week were concerned about Mary and Joseph sleeping too close together in their blanket fort, as it challenges the perpetual virginity of Mary (a core Catholic belief).  I argue that Mary and Joseph are a poor married couple sleeping in a barn that's open to the cold and creatures of nature, so the chaste and honorable Joseph would probably stay near his Holy Family for their protection, instead of sleeping apart and leaving them vulnerable.  No scandal here! 3. A few commenters last week argued about the perpetual virginity of Mary (the belief that she remained a virgin after Jesus's birth; a belief held by the early Church even before the Bible was canonized).  I just wanted to say that I'm thrilled and honored that my comics appeal to people of all religions, including other Christian denominations.  It moves me every time I get a comment from someone who isn't Catholic but loves my work.  That said, I AM Catholic, so please understand that my comics follow the canon of Catholicism when I can help it.  No hard feelings.  Of course, you're all welcome to continue giving me suggestions and debating in the comments (good-naturedly, of course).  I've learned so much by listening and looking into your apologetics.