I saw this tweet and had to draw something:

They are saying default marriage vows I found from Google. But I feel like if they did have a wedding, they'd definitely use Vegetta's "you and me only... together in this life" line.

FOLLOWS AND REBLOGS APPRECIATED !!!

We all know C!Sam is a big guard dog.

Today I come with a simple request: Surprise me!

Surprises you say? Hm, very well. I am quite invested in bringing Cosmogyral to Tumblr. Lets start with Ren & Shelby, yeah? ---- Ren & Shelby Grace, siblings raised in the facility. Ren's the older sibling and theres a lot of miscommunication between them post escaping the facility.

Ren thinks Shelby is working for the facility, Shelby thinks Ren is working for the facility. ---

"Youre my brother!.. You were my brother." "I still am your brother!" "Youre helping the people hurting us! Hunting us, hunting me and for fucks sake Ren, my kids!"

"What?! No Im not! I thought- Shelby I thought you were working for the facility!" "What?!" He starts laughing, and Shelby thinks her brother's gone crazy. She stayed in front of False and Oli, and Katherine too; a part of her wanted to protect the three of them. When Ren stopped laughing, the look in his eyes was knowing.

"Shelby, Im not working for the facility.. Guys, its okay. You can come out."

How Shelby hadnt noticed the other group of people prior to her and Ren brawling it out, was unbeknownst to her due to the heightened hearing and sight she normally possessed. She supposed Ren somehow blocked her senses even without him knowing.

"...Hello." "Hi?" "Ren, who-" "Shelby, these are my friends, and my kids. Lizzie, Joel, Tango and Martyn."

She looked at the two blonde children, and then back at her brother. She understood the look he had given her when he stopped laughing. The knowing look? It was because these people, these blonde kids, were his family too. These kids were like False and Oli to her, they were his kids, like False and Oli were her's. She understood him now, and he knew this.

"...Hello."

Prince Zipp!!! ✨️

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Ignore me as I post my silly little story because I am insane

Errrm it's a god au thiggy? Of what ifs the Minecraft family was just deities LMAO...

Uhh also a Cw? I do mention dr**m but this has nothing to do with the actual dude. He is awful

A white light shined brightly as a tall figure came from it. Theseus’ form glowed for a second before he appeared in all his actual godly body. It wasn’t much different from the character he had just been playing as he modeled it after his actual looks after all. The golden locks and blue eyes that could rival the clear oceans and a slim figure that had slight muscle on it. The only difference is that instead of the normal one pair of wings “Tommy” had been known for Theseus had three pairs all as black as his parents.

Landing on his feet he blinked a few times, astonishment on his face “There is no way that green prick actually did it” his voice wavered a slight laugh in his tone.

“Afraid so Theseus” Kristin’s echoey voice rung out, her tone calm, a small smile on her face at the sight of her youngest son. Theseus turned to his mom with a look of anger on his face “MUM YOU SAW THAT PRICK!!? WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE IS??” Tommy growled smoke coming from his mouth “AND SAYING HE CONTROLS DEATH!!! WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES HE THINK HE IS” Flames were now coming from the ground underneath Tommy’s feet. The ground turning into soft mud before immediately turning into obsidian. You see the smallest god here was in charge of all the elements in the three worlds; he could control Fire, Water, Air, and Earth. He was beyond angry now he didn’t mind the stupid green shit mocking him and maybe even his brothers but NO ONE talks about his mom like that. Theseus was furious, about to rain hell down upon that green fuck, but was soon cut short.

“Theseus the ground…” Kristin’s voice held no malice, just gentleness as she held kind eyes. The boy turned to his mother before looking down at the oasis before them “Oh….my bad mum..” His tone going soft but Tommy huffed, smoke coming out of his mouth but none of that anger was directed at his mother and they both knew that. Theseus spit in his hands, the spit a fiery red; lava he spat up the lava and used it to mold the now burnt-white space he and his family lived in. Kristin smiled at him “Thank you” She spoke the veil barely moving like she hadn’t even let air out her mouth.

Theseus just nodded as he now walked over to his mom and sat near her. “That fucking prick…I was just telling a joke stupid bitchboy can’t even handle that” Theseus growled. Soft chuckled left Kristin’s black covered lips “Mortals aren’t fond of our jokes now are they Toms~” You couldn’t see her face but Tommy felt the shit eating grin coming from her. “Ughhhh yeah yeah laugh it up, i thought it would be a fun one alright” Theseus puffed up his wings and threw himself back looking at his mom. Laugh she did, it was loud but also made no sound at all, his mom was always like that she basically had no presence. “Y’know I think it’s a cute name..it just fits” The goddess bend down to look at her son “What about making it your mortal name? I know you like your actual name but mortals don’t need to know that now do they”

Theseus opened his mouth to speak but suddenly another glow was in front of the duo. It turned a soft blue before the being split in two and then two boys with identical brown hair appeared. Appearing before them there stood Apollo and Pelios, Apollo had curly hair while on top sat a gold laurel along with his normal dark brown eyes. Pelios on the other hand also had those same curls but much longer hair with a deep blue flower crown, he had one brown eye and one icy blue. Apollo was the first to speak “Y’know Tubbo and Ranboo are freaking out over your death message” Apollo crossed his arms as Pelios waved him behind him. Theseus groaned once more “Oh there’s also that mum, them…they just AHHHRNSHSBD” he rolled onto his stomach and his wings fluttered nervously. Theseus has just completely ignored his older brothers, Apollo rolled his eyes and Pelios giggled “Tom…um Theseus you might want to go bad soon they and Dream are getting unstable. Dream isn’t happy staring at your limp body and sam….saw the messages and a-also isn’t happy…” Theseus groaned again “Mum why is trying to be human so hard..” The shapeshifter whined. Kristin just laughed again “I know my son but this is what you wanted” she hummed.

For the Tntduo and Pumpkinduo crisis, Quackity has two hands

True true, he can hold both of their hands cutely while they grumble about not having his full undivided attention <3

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

thought that one Alastor scene would look cool in comic lettering, so i drew this

her pronouns are HE/HIM

Sometimes...characters being in a romantic relationship is worse.

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

tragedy enjoyers when a character perpetuates the cycle of violence they themselves were a victim of

awesamdream day 2. Warden.

god in a box, chained, locked, muzzled and flogged.

To think that is safer for him then the world, or at least is what he is told.

And how is the one who keeps him tame in a box and tells him to fear for his life and more?

That would be the Warden, the prison's master and lord.

He is must believe himself to be more merciful then the gods. To the scum he keeps watch of.

His prisoner, a snake, should submit to him more that any prisoner, because he is his lover.

He should not bite that hand that both feeds, chains and touches him with love.

He is the warden and in the prison he is a god

But even divine can't resist the passion that comes with living with someone.

The problem for a warden is the only one he sees all day.

Is the serpent he keeps in a cage.

i like thinking that laios would go crazy on birdwatching after the [SPOILERS] curse

She's soo fun 🥺💗

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Inside each teef, is a whole lot of meaf