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folklauerate · 1 year

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part two of The West Wing AU is up!!!! Enjoy :)

#the west wing au #cause I'm a mastermind #kathony fanfic #bridgerton #anthony bridgerton #kate sharma #tom dorset

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felixakranken · 3 months

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Not really getting why people are so desperate to have Felix somehow be behind the murders when I think this episode alone is pointing to very different circumstances.

Very long thoughts on how I think this could possibly be playing out and also just my thoughts on Felix in general:

To begin, we all need to realize he confessed. He went to the police and the Waltens and told them that there was a crash and that Edd and Molly had disappeared. It may not have been the full truth, and he's still a gross coward, but at the end of the day, he didn't pretend like he didn't crash his car or that he wasn't responsible for the kids disappearing.

You could argue he's hiding the fact he buried the kids, sure, but even then, I still do not see any reason as to why Felix would be murdering people for that. He owned up to crashing the car despite knowing the Waltens would hate him. There was a funeral held. It's believed the kids fell into the river because Molly's backpack was found. Why would he have to kill everyone to hide what is already known?

People say he killed Charles and Susan because they knew, but I personally interpret them saying Felix's story is "bullshit" more about the fact they think the crash was because he was drinking, not because they think he's hiding the kid's bodies. I honestly don't think anyone suspects Felix of that because why would they.

The police statements say nothing about Felix admitting he was drunk when he crashed, and considering he went to the cops the morning after, he'd be sober by then. There'd be no way to test him anymore since alcohol leaves the bloodstream after about 12 hours.

He was getting away with it. No one had any evidence against him otherwise. Charles and Susan even specifically say they're staying out of it. So why in hell would Felix, who's already had to deal with the law over the kids going missing, start murking employees as if that wouldn't make him look worse? Why would he draw attention to himself and his business by killing those kids' parents and his other two friends?

It makes absolutely no sense that Felix is behind it, and regardless of that, it's just very boring and cliché. It's so much more interesting to think that "Bon" is utilizing this tragedy for his own gain, that Felix is just a pawn. You can argue, "Well, Felix is complacent in the murders!" but I'd like to go into that as well.

Firstly, we don't know at all that he is. That's just what is theorized. We know Norman is very much an asshole and uncaring about what's going down at Bon's. He only cares about how it's affecting the company. Cyberfun is what funds Bon's, and with Felix on his own and not really mentally fit anymore, who knows how much Norman is using Felix's vulnerability to hide what's happening there.

Also, what's he gonna do? Tell Bon to stop? His 5'7 traumatized suicidal self is gonna march over to Bon and tell him to stop? Even if he witnessed one of the murders he'd be too terrified to even acknowledge what he saw. We already know he couldn't handle the car crash. Imagine if he does know the animatronic rabbit built for his children's restaurant is tearing people limb from limb. I mean, after all, he did do something. He locked them in K-9. People say that was to hide bodies, I personally think that was to keep Bon locked up. If he wanted to hide bodies, why wouldn't he just....actually get rid of them? There's a reason K-9 is an underground bunker. That's to keep something in, not to just hide a few bodies.

And on top of all that, who would believe him? Like I said earlier, he's already known to be responsible for two kid's disappearances. He already has a track record with the cops for being a known drunk since he's had his license revoked for multiple DUIs. How would he even begin to explain this to the police?

#this is very much a ramble and I'm waiting for someone to misconstrue this as me defending felix in some way lol #cause that is very much not my intention here. this is me saying everyone gives felix way too much credit as some sorta criminal mastermind #anyway #theories #the walten files #twf #felix kranken #🥃.txt #feel free to talk to me about this though if you want further thoughts or wanna debate or whatever. i love discussing twf.

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godofsmallthings · 1 year

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so...willow. willow is mastermind in action. it’s a love potion bubbling, an aphrodisiac seeping through your veins as you follow the red string of fate to your lover, your soulmate, your predetermined destiny. it’s the pull between fate and control. ‘wherever you stray, i follow.’ is this your choice, or are your feet merely following the path set for you by the alignment of the planets and the fates and all the stars during your birth? you find yourself trapped in a box of your own making, trapped in the clutches of fame, of patriarchy. you’re a doll on display in a white wedding dress. ‘i’m begging for you to take my hand / wreck my plans.’ are you the hunter or the hunted? a witch or the bewitched? ‘wait for the signal and i’ll meet you after dark.’ can you escape your fate, and will he come with you? was it your fate to escape it all in the first place?

#i'm BEGGING.#anywhere else is HOLLOW.#there was one prize i'd cheat to win #every bait and switch was a work of art #you see all the wisest women had to do it this way / cause we were born to be the pawn in every lover's game #i'm the wind in our free-flowing sails / and the liquor in our cocktails #i saw a wide smirk on your face / you knew the entire time / you knew that i'm a mastermind / and now you're mine #that's my man!#...#so basically i'm going to be insane about this for the next 5-7 business days #willow #mastermind #vi is typing...

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meep-meep-richie · 5 months

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Owen '' i need to play the whole thing with my hands on my hips? Where did this come from '' Wilson

#i have no idea where this came from tho #like absolutely no idea #but i'm here for it #cause please it looks good #and i'm here for the pink shirt #i just love dilfs #owen wilson #mastermind #hands on the hips mobius style #my gifs #gif*#gifs #movie gifs #film gifs #films #movies #tw smoking

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son1c · 6 months

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I just. I love Fibula and Femur because they fit the "you came back different" shtick so well. Not wrong, but different. Femur recognizes that Fibula is very different from the brother she remembers, and she both loves it for him and hates how his past still seems to be weighing him down. She loves that he's finally getting to cast aside the burdens the world placed on him and do what he wants for once, even if it makes him seem very far from the quiet brother she once knew. But she also hates how he's being manipulated by Eggman, how his gratitude for being brought back to life is being twisted against him in a similar way to how his good and helpful nature was twisted against him before he died. She just wants to see him happy, no matter how much he's changed.

(Thank you for giving me brainrot over your blorbos, because I always need more loved ones dealing with one of them getting brought back to life plots.)

LITERALLY LITERALLY!!! she JUST wants him to be HAPPY!!!!!

#anonymous #but her morals... and her 40 years of Wisdom...#she can SEE what eggman is doing to him and she wants it to STOP #like honestly if he wants to cause problems for fun whatever. but doing it in service to an evil mastermind?#HOW IS THAT ANY DIFFERENT FROM WORKING AT OLIVE GARDENNN #my guy is caught in a DEADLY cycle and she is about to become that one anime meme. the #''i'm a doctor but...'' meme where the dude pulls out a gun #*SHAKES YOU* THEY'RE IN MY BRAIN!!! THEY'RE IN YOUR BRAIN!!!! AUGHHHH

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moodysullie · 1 year

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The "how he makes me go "Hello, daddy <3"" set

( and "sorry, daddy" with the last one )

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lovingherwasgay · 4 months

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taylor swift writing "it was all my design cause I'm a mastermind" oh girlie i know what you are (hannigram enthusiast)

#I'm only cryptic and machiavellian cause I care– GUNSHOT #and @ will it's 'you knew the entire time / you knew that I'm a mastermind'. in other words: I KNOW THIS AND I LOVE YOU #mastermind #hannigram #Hannibal #taylor swift

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edgy-senju · 23 days

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Do you have any rare pair ship you like in danganronpa 1 just curious

Nah not really! though I do enjoy some Mondo/Junko shenanigans every now and then, they're fun

#I don't think i like many 'rarepairs' in general in DR; but that's just cause i'm sooo basic and picky lol #also i mainly enjoy Mondo/Junko if it's like...a mastermind au or something yanno.#.txt #dangan #i answer stuff #not an art #also. please consider. mondo/junko implies buncha size difference. and melike

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andiwriteordie · 1 year

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as a creative writer, i just would like you all to know i went to the taylor swift school for leaving little details and easter eggs in hopes that someone will pick up what i’m putting down for future works

#alexa play mastermind #i'm only cryptic and machiavellian cause i caaareeeee #suni this draft from december is for you #you too thea #thank you for attending the taylor swift school of easter eggs with me #cannot wait to sow seeds of chaos into the hearts and minds of byler tumblr all summer long

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ssardothien · 1 year

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I WILL SCREAM AND CRY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AND THE REASON FOR THIS CHAOS IS BECAUSE THE CAST OF SHADOW AND BONE IS SO PERFECT I WANT TO DIE

I MEAN

YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME THIS ISN'T NINA FREAKING ZENIK

AND THE CROWS DUDE, LOOK AT THE CROWS 😭😭😭

AND THEN THERE'S TOLYA WITH INEJ JUST KILL ME ALREADY

Ok I'm done, bye

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psy-ay-ay · 1 year

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laughing my ass off thinking about Shigure Sohma playing 'mastermind' on repeat

#shigure sohma #mastermind #ts #fruits basket #furuba #taylor swift #fruba #thinking about fruba while putting music on shuffle leads to epiphanies like this #akito sohma #shigure x akito #do they have a ship name #'i'm only cryptic and machiavellian cause i care'

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meetmeafftcrdark · 23 days

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eleanor parkinson ( @burniingxallthewiitches ) said: excellent fun till you get to know them.

– ¿Ah, sí? –Yvette conocía a gente de la comunidad purista, claro, ya llevaba años en Inglaterra. Aún así, siempre parecía que le faltaba gente por conocer, como quienes se encontraban en aquella reunión.

#☽. 𝐲𝐯𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐞 – it was all by desing ; 'cause i'm a mastermind / interaction.#☽. int: yvette & eleanor.#burniingxallthewiitches

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towlerknows · 1 month

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I'm gonna post this to my 3 followers that pay attention, just for the record:

The Tortured Poets Department is not going to be what people are thinking. It's going to be MUCH bigger and more devastating and there will be blood.

Taylor is a mastermind.

#and i think the blood will be Scooter Braun's #along w some Kanye #I have mixed feelings about where Joe fits in #but i really think this story is going to twist in some very crazy #and uncomfortable ways #for a lot of people #mastermind #and no #i'm not going to elaborate til Friday #and then I'll explain cause I'm right #or delete this cause I'm wrong #LOL!

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in-a-bucket · 1 year

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Heartless Deceit is driving me insane /pos

spoilers? for heartless deceit but not really? idk i guess if you really want to go into this blind af, then yeah spoilers?

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so this has been sitting in my head for a few weeks now, but shout out to tumblr user @ivibells for actually pointing this out and making me realize I’m not crazy

ANYWAY

so I was looking through the heartless deceit sprites when I noticed something interesting

is it just me? or do these flowers that Kou and Satoru have on their sprites look eerily similar

what does this mean? i have no fucking clue lmfao

does Satoru have some sort of connection to Kou (and by extension, Hanako?)

my current theory as that all of the ultimates in the KG have some sort of connection to either Hanako herself, the person/people that were responsible for Hanako’s death, or the person/people responsible for investigating Hanako’s death.

It’s clear that Hankao’s murder is somehow related to why this killing game is happening as there is absolutely no way Kou looking almost exactly like Hanako is a coincidence.

of course we as the audience have nowhere near enough information to really put anything together yet, but there’s already such interesting lore and stuff going on and it’s so cool.

I’m so excited so how all of this ties together in the end and what little details the fandom can pick up along the way

#you could also use this to argue Satoru is the mastermind but I feel like this would be a bit too obvious of a way to hint to that #that combined with his crazy sprites make me think he's too obvious to be the mastermind #but maybe I'm just heavily coping cause he's my fav #anyway GO WATCH HEARTLESS DECEIT #danganronpa heartless deceit #drhd #satoru tachibana #kou #hanako

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serotoninlinus · 11 months

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it's working. the Finch fans are after the Linussy

#Harold Finch #Ben Linus #Benjamin Linus #westishere-blog #LMAO this makes me happy bc being interested in Finch got me into POI and now i'm causing the same to other people by accident but with Ben #please don't feel pressured into watching it because of this post though! ^^;#just know i recommend it if you like:#1) mystery 2) M Emerson playing witty evil mastermind roles and 3) a bit of wackyness. because some watchers run away when it gets too wack #Lost #luaPost=true

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thekendallkathryn · 6 months

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🖤 black swan 🖤

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