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Cannot stand Cas is a virgin fics. Listen. Cas Fucks, okay??? He canonically slept with that reaper and definitely watches porn. Probably just Dean's porn for research purposes but he does. 2014!Cas had orgies!!!!! Mr Sex God!! When he learns he learns. When Cas and Dean finally go at it Cas is a BEAST and he knows what he's doing.
#destiel#castiel/dean winchester#supernatural#dean winchester#bi dean#casdean#castiel#destiel smut#cas fucks#okay????#bottom dean
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Customer: FOR UNCLE CHARALES
DMV: FUCKED
Verdict: DENIED
#California license plate with text FUCKED#bot#ca-dmv-bot#california#dmv#funny#government#lol#public records
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CAS IS GONE AND DEAN SUDDENLY WANTS TO KILL HIMSELF??? A THING WHICH THEY EXPLICITLY STATE IN THE EPISODE??? THAT DEAN WANTS TO DIE?? AND THEN HE FINDS OUT CAS IS BACK AND ITS LIKE THE WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD IS MADE OF SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS?? THEY ALMOST ROMEO AND JULIETED THESE BITCHES!!! CAS WAS ALREADY ALIVE AGAIN. DEAN FINDS OUT WITHIN AN HOUR OF GETTING REVIVED AGAINST HIS WILL????
THEY ALMOST ROMEO AND JULIETED DEAN AND CAS ARE YOU FUCKING ME???
#Be so fucking for real right now#spn writers owe me compensation#Romeo and Juliet spn#Cas and Dean are in love#ffs#spn#supernatural#dean winchester#destiel#castiel#deancas#casdean
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WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US
"The only thing I think we have left, Dean and me, is each other. If Dean says it's time to go out in a blaze of glory, win or lose, so be it. I'm in. But then ... (smiles at Dean) that's just how I roll."
[spn 5x4]
"A part of me always believed you'll come back."
[spn 7x17]
"I forgive you, Cas ... I love you."
[spn 8x17]
"That's where Dean spread your ashes. After we burned you."
[spn 13x6]
"I lost Cas and it damn near broke me..."
[spn 13x20]
"according to your plan, the world loses you, and me-- I-I lose you too, and that is unacceptable to me, Dean.”
[spn 14x12]
"But still beautiful. Still Dean Winchester."
[spn 15x20]
DELETED BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.
#dean and cas didn't love each other my ass#fuck them for deleting so many lines that proved how much dean loved cas and vice versa#destiel#supernatural#spn
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I saw this post and had to make one for Destiel
#and it works for both of them#cause Chuck fucked them both up so severely#supernatural#spn#supernatural rewatch#spn family#spn rewatch#Castiel#cas#dean winchester#deancas#destiel#chuck shurley
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I’ll never delete Twitter and this is why.
#dean winchester#jensen ackles#supernatural#destiel#castiel#cas and dean#my otp#misha collins#misha fucking collins#twitter
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#petfinder#catfinder#cat#kitten#kitty#comma#tortoiseshell#ca#california#submission#mod note: fuck dude she sure is#1k
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Jensen looking at Misha like this is my Roman Empire.
The audience’s pov :
#misha collins#misha fucking collins#jensen ackles#dean and cas#jackles#misha and jensen#supernatural#destiel#cockles
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ik i have exams next week and i should be studying but,,,,robot cool,,,,brother sad,,,,,,new art tablet,,,,,,,can you blame me?
also idk how exactly the robot was hooked up in his little room, but i kind of wanted it to resemble Raphbot with all his wires and plugs during the whole "battery thing"
@somerandomdudelmao
#cass apocalyptic series#rottmnt#my art#future donatello#donniebot#sorry if the words are hard to read#“just show your fucking face! whatever you are now”#and#“i promise i wont be mad”#cas fanart tag
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I’m not sure if someone else already made a post about this, but I was rewatching Tombstone and something just hit me. Dean wanted to stay alone with Cas a little bit longer in that cowboy hotel room. Sam takes Jack with him and pairs Dean up with Cas, after noticing how happy Dean was to get Cas back (which he even made a comment on earlier in the episode, we love a supportive brother). Dean agrees with this change of plan. Sam and Jack immediately gets up to leave and head for the graveyard. But when Cas is about to get up too and get ready, Dean does this:
And this is the same fucking goddamn episode where Dean makes Cas wear a fucking cowboy hat. And then gets offended when Cas didn’t immediately recognize his Tombstone reference. “I made you watch it,” not “we.” The same way “where Dean spread your ashes” is NOT “we.” And Dean has probably already seen ALL of those movies, probably a shit ton of times. He just wanted Cas to see them too. With him. Like a movie date night. And then Cas imitates a phrase from the movie, “I’m your huckleberry.” And then Dean, after averting his eyes and closing them and gulping down, says “Yeah, exactly.” immediately followed by “…it’s good to have you back, Cas.”
AND NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT DEAN TOOK A PHOTO OF CAS OFF SCREEN???????? AND THEN PRINTED IT OUT??????????
#THIS. FUCKING GODDAMN EPISODE.#DEAN.#YOU AND YOUR LITTLE SCHEMES#ooohh I bet his ass was (unsuccessfully) flirting with Cas the entire fucking time#and Cas didn’t really get his very subtle (cowardly) hints so he gave up somewhere on their way to meet the sergeant#but THEN “I’m your huckleberry” happens and it’s taking everything in Dean’s power not to show how badly he wants Cas#insane show for insane people#supernatural#spn 13x06#spn#tombstone#dean winchester#castiel#destiel#deancas#casdean#dean x castiel#destiel meta#dean meta#reiotalks
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god i love being SOOO obnoxious about my ocs everyone should be 50% more obnoxious about their ocs right neow
#starspeak#get obnoxious (oc tag)#ttrpgs#my campaigns#edit: everything after these tags are from the og post— they’re just kinda me ranting but i don’t wanna get rid of them#due to the fact that it adds how fucking funny it is that this post got popular and it was just. me rambeling#anyways.#->#literally guy who gave their character a whole birthday week and is celebrating him that whole week#like girl he’s fake……..just kidding cas is real To Me#this is fully positive there is NO self deprecation here i’m being dead serious#also i’m celebrating all week to hide the fact that this is the busiest week of the year at my work#and i’m already sick so it’s gonna be downhill from here 🥲#casboy’s gotta get me through it ok#not Sick sick i just don’t feel well. at least tmrw is my day off i probably need Rest#oops didn’t mean to rant a bit here but oh well. happy birthday week cas
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Customer: DYING WORDS OF GRANDFATHER THAT RAISED ME AFTER MY PARENTS BURNED TO DEATH WHEN THE FAMILY HOME WAS LIT ON FIRE BY THE NEIGHBOR'S BOY.
DMV: FUCK THEM
Verdict: DENIED
#California license plate with text FUCK EM#bot#ca-dmv-bot#california#dmv#funny#government#lol#public records
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There is not a SINGLE thing I love more than Cas offering threatening to kill John Winchester. Cas would smite anything that tried to hurt Dean and he would be BEYOND pissed that someone Dean trusts as much as his father treats him like that. It is my favorite fucking thing. I implore people to make up stupid reasons in your fic for John Winchester and Castiel to be in the same room to make sure that Cas gets to fucking deck him.
The SPN writers were cowards when they made it so that John and Cas weren’t in the same room together during Lebanon because you better fucking believe that would have been the end for John in all timelines.
#Castiel fucking hates John Winchester#let Cas kill John#john Winchester’s A+ parenting#destiel#spn#supernatural#dean winchester#castiel#deancas#casdean
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Supernatural was so so so so so funny in how they were like: "Dean is such a ladies man, only boobs boobs boobs" and then they would give him a love interest in season 6 and never again.
BUT they'd have him make Cas a mixtape.
And grieve Cas like a heartbroken widower.
And then have him be happy for the first time all season once Cas returns to him (even though his mother'd still be missing).
And they'd have Dean stop with the hook-ups completely. And instead they'd have Dean make Cas watch movies together.
And have date nights.
And they'd have Dean on his knees confessing.
And the last person who'd confess his love to Dean would be a gay angel.
But Supernatural was so so so so so funny they'd be like: this means nothing.
#cas was THE love interest all along#also forever grateful to these writers who were like THIS MEANS SOMETHING#and forever fuck you to those who treated the ship and the shippers like a joke#destiel#supernatural
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if dean said "i want you" cas would have heard "like an object." if dean said "i love you" cas would have heard "like a brother." so dean says "i need you" and he means "i need you like i need air." and we know this because dean has been trained to never need anything from anyone. he isn't supposed to need anyone. but cas does not know this and instead he hears "i need you like i need a gun."
#I do think need was a better choice and i will die on this hill#but it also fucking kills me#because dean could not have put it any plainer and yet !!!!!!!!!!!#it isn't cas' fault either it's neither of their faults!!!#spn
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