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insanesonofabitch · 7 months

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I’m not sure if someone else already made a post about this, but I was rewatching Tombstone and something just hit me. Dean wanted to stay alone with Cas a little bit longer in that cowboy hotel room. Sam takes Jack with him and pairs Dean up with Cas, after noticing how happy Dean was to get Cas back (which he even made a comment on earlier in the episode, we love a supportive brother). Dean agrees with this change of plan. Sam and Jack immediately gets up to leave and head for the graveyard. But when Cas is about to get up too and get ready, Dean does this:

And this is the same fucking goddamn episode where Dean makes Cas wear a fucking cowboy hat. And then gets offended when Cas didn’t immediately recognize his Tombstone reference. “I made you watch it,” not “we.” The same way “where Dean spread your ashes” is NOT “we.” And Dean has probably already seen ALL of those movies, probably a shit ton of times. He just wanted Cas to see them too. With him. Like a movie date night. And then Cas imitates a phrase from the movie, “I’m your huckleberry.” And then Dean, after averting his eyes and closing them and gulping down, says “Yeah, exactly.” immediately followed by “…it’s good to have you back, Cas.”

AND NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT DEAN TOOK A PHOTO OF CAS OFF SCREEN???????? AND THEN PRINTED IT OUT??????????

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keydekyie · 5 months

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Go you funky little SecUnit! Go!

(One of my favorite scenes from the newest Murderbot novel: System Collapse)

#love when secunit gets a little bit feral #system collapse #murderbot #the murderbot diaries #system collapse spoilers #I'm not good at drawing armor pls go easy on me #I just laughed so hard at this scene it's so fucking funny to me #imagine being the B-E secunit already having a terrible day #your clients are scheming and trying to murder each other #and then here comes the weirdest secunit you've ever seen and you need to neutralize it #you very cleverly disable its projectile weapon with a well-aimed shot oh you're so clever #and just like that it's flinging itself at your head like a fucking feral cat at the vet's office #grace makes art

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introspectivememories · 2 months

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nah because crofty is genuinely insane because why would you say that about your coworker???? and to his face??? "this man knows lewis hamilton. friends, teammates, childhood buddies, rivals, everything but a lover." hello???? why are you saying that to nico rosberg's face???? why are you, as the lead f1 commentator, writing fanfiction about your coworker???? about him and his ex???? and also, what an insane thing to say about someone else's relationship!!! "everything but a lover"... just show them having gay sex onscreen, it would be less intimate than whatever the hell you just said.

#it's been almost 3 years since that happened and yet i still rotate that moment in my head like a rotisserie chicken #'everything but a lover'.... what a terribly intimate thing to say about another person #like isn't that more romantic than actually being someone's partner??? they are everything to you but a romantic interest #wow... they are your friend your brother the little butterflies in your stomach... everything and anything but a lover #because like you can live without a lover but can you live without the tender smile your friend gives you when something good happens?#can you live without the hugs and the shared podiums and the shared dreams and greece?#also imagine lewis coming home and eciding to watch a recap of the race and then crofty just says this... like what the fuck do you even sa #i just /know/ that the industry is scheming to bring them back together again bc what else could this have been?#david croft #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #brocedes #f1

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blended-ice · 11 months

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Grandpa’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit.

#HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE #I tried to incorporate the aroace flag into the color scheme for this little comic I made #because I hc yurio as aroace #I know dedushka would be so supportive of him I just know it #I hope you all have family that you feel loved and supported by #whether it be found family or family of blood you deserve to have people that love and accept you for who you are #and if you don’t then I LOVE AND ACCEPT YOU #if your family or your country or politicians tell you otherwise THEY WRONG. FUCK EM #ok anyways #yuri on ice #yoi #peas n guac #id in alt text #fanart #yuri plisetsky #nikolai plisetsky #pride

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rabbitprincessthief · 1 year

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gog i still can't get over minish cap vaati's Everything. He is So Fucking Stupid (affectionate)

Like. This guy's establishing character moment is, in order:

he's introduced as having won an entire tournament to get to touch a magic chest and get a cool sword, which was the prize for said tournament

turns around and does a goddamn evil soliloquy TEN FEET AWAY FROM THE GUARDS who were about to hand him his macguffin on a platter

(like this man fucks up his own horribly planned daylight heist because he cannot keep a lid on the dramatics for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES, IN PUBLIC)

(THE BAR WAS ON THE FLOOR VAATI, FUCKING GANONDORF PLAYS THE PIPE ORGAN FOR HIS OWN BOSS INTRO AND HE STILL KNOWS BETTER THAN THIS SHIT)

proceeds to fight the guards (it is, admittedly, a curbstomp for him, but it still clearly wasn't his plan, because otherwise why bother with the tournament)

gloats evilly

opens chest, unleashing a whole bunch of monsters

exposits out loud about Zelda's powers like a nerd while she is actively charging up her magic powers to kick his ass

RECOGNIZES and IDENTIFIES said magic as the special power carried by the female royal line

completely fails to recognize it as the light force he is currently trying to get his hands on (he spends like 99% of the game not figuring this out.)

petrifies her

(i have no idea if link could have deflected this spell if he had managed to get the right angle with his shield but i like to think somewhere there is a very short and very funny alternate timeline where it happens)

(more importantly: no part of vaati's original presumed plan would have involved doing this. he 100% created this situation for himself by being an dramatic idiot and picking a fight for no good reason.)

looks in the chest

there's no light force

considering his stated goals he might be as confused as you are about the monsters tbh

uhhh

evil laugh

teleports the fuck out

He then proceeds to spend the rest of the game trying to figure out where the light force is and ends up having to wait for Ezlo and Link to figure it out first because he was, as far as I can tell, GENUINELY stuck on this part. He fucking kidnaps and impersonates the King, not for access to Zelda, but to… send guards to go look for the Light Force, presumably because he was either running out of ideas or genuinely thought that would work.

None of the guards even had any idea what he was talking about. He's not even good at impersonating the King. He's already sent like twenty people to the dungeon by the time you get there and it hasn't even been a week. Somehow the game spins this as a cunning plan and clever manipulation or something.

(Meanwhile the guards are just. Poking around in random bushes and shit hoping to find the light force. One of them asks you what you think it might look like.)

Zelda is literally right next to the throne and Vaati does not figure it out until you find an actual honest-to-goodness LORE TABLET spelling out that the Light Force is Stored in the Zelda, at which point he's like "ahahaha you've done my work for me this was definitely my plan all along" and takes over the castle and throws a bunch of monsters at you to stall for time while he figures out how to extract the force from her. Somehow he still doesn't think to actually lock the fucking door.

#vaati #minish cap #loz #mc #he's my stupid little squeak squeak and i love him #meta #op #sorry this got long but i have So Many Words about this little bastard #i think he's a really fun foil to ganondorf tbh -#ganondorf looks like a brute force guy but in practice tends largely toward manipulating and long cons and cunning #the appearance of dumb muscle but is actually refined and clever and skilled while also still being built like a brick wall #vaati looks like a classic scheming squishy wizard guy but actually is just cheating and does almost all his nonsense very directly #and his plans tend to be either Do X / ??? / Profit stuff or barely exist at all #to the point where og four swords is gated primarily by your ability to convince great fairies to help you rather than vaati stopping you #ganondorf is a guy given power who wants a magic wish granting artefact #vaati is a guy given a magic wish-granting artefact who decides he wants more power now actually #vaati has had a significant minion approximately once (shadow link) and that was in shared custody with ganon

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twitteringthings · 2 months

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“Doumeki, go kick Inami’s ass”

“Yes boss”

#imagine them staring at you like this #I would faint #they’re plotting #the judgement is palpable #scheming #hey little mama lemme whisper in your ear ;))))#twittering birds never fly #saezuru tori wa habatakanai #saezuru #doumeki x yashiro #yoneda kou

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demigod-of-the-agni · 1 year

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something something Ninjago/HTTYD au can actually be a thing because they both deal with characters who want to live up to expectations but end up finding their own way to achieving wondrous things

also dragons? pit to fight dragons in? dragon riders?

#bromantic flight #ninjago kai #kai smith #kai jiang #man can have two last names i don't care anymore #lloyd garmadon #ninjago lloyd #ninjago au #ninjago fanart #httyd #myart #some little doodles to get the stress out of my soul #listen my mind has been overtaken by this little au and i am quite literally about to explode from all the details and evil scheming #i just want these guys to be happy #tag this as greenflame and i will break down your door (threatening)#they are brothers okay i don't want you to ruin that for me #artoftheagni

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bonefall · 5 months

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As a big sibling with a lil sib with epilepsy, when they read TBC they Honestly thought if they got struck with lightning reciting the lord's prayer they'd be cured like Shadowsight is from their epilepsy. I had a discussion with them on how that's not how it works, but ge was so upset they took it away from Shadowsight that he hasn't picked the books back up and has stated that 'he hopes Ashfur wins and starts a new religion.,'

I do not even know how to respond to this besides saying that your little sibling is 100% right to be pissed and I now also hope Ashfur wins and starts a new religion.

#Legit I did not know that Shadow's epilepsy being taken away was so deeply upsetting to SO MANY people #I put it back because putting it back was just the right thing to do (even asked the small following I had at the time what type to portray #(they picked the full tonic-clonics. I would have just done localized or absence if they'd asked me to)#And I did all that research for one single anon who asked for an epilepsy herb guide #So holy cow I didn't know that SO MANY people were snubbed and upset by canon's choice to do that. I'm so sorry #Your little sib isn't missing anything btw they do just go on to confirm that Shadow no longer has seizures.#In book 4 of TBC they say that it was all Ash all along and that's what they've stuck with into ASC #I'm sitting on an essay about... That plot thread. The Ashfur Grooming one #But it's in my drafts because I was a bit afraid of controversy #because i think it was written poorly. Even on top of Book 4's pivot to retcon away Shadow's seizures #I know a lot of people like and are invested in the grooming subplot of TBC. But. I think it was executed AWFULLY #and its really telling that THIS is the plot they tout as grooming *by name* in-canon.--#--and that Shadow has to 'pay' for what he 'did' in some way as if there was ever a choice in the books they wrote--#--But seemingly didn't even seem to clock that what was happening in Spotted's H was grooming until there was intense backlash #and a big part of my contention is the way that Book 4 suddenly tries to retcon that Shadow was groomed from the time he was a child #when it was actually part of book 1 that Shadow was able to personally tell the difference between a real vision and Ash's suggestions--#--BECAUSE he didn't have an accompanying seizure #So like... just know it's also NOT just 'you' if you connected to the character that was epileptic. It WAS there. It was a BIG part of him #Book 4 retconned it so that his epilepsy was part of a long scheme when before that point it was part of him #''ohh ur destiny is to see into the shadows'' BULL SHIT!!#bone babble

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state-of-beeing · 2 months

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< /holy holy holy >

Halcyon design loosely based on my LL2 Dusk Wing/LL1 Emperor

#lancer rpg #lancer ttrpg #lancerrpg #nhp #sort of #Marble statue who shows up to judge your music taste and then kills you #i got stuck when working on the mech design and became possessed #because i was working out color scheme and ended up basing it around marble statues and David Bowie as Thomas Newton/the TWD #he/they've got a little Kamijo in there and...and a little Winslow Leach as a treat. Just a smidge #This entire image powered by my listening to “Check Yes Juliet” on loop like 87 times because sure that makes sense #Bee Draws Things #technophile NHP

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dg-kino · 3 months

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so annoying when you can't enjoy lgbt meme videos because you've already seen all of the memes this is one of the most prominent examples in my life of knowledge being a curse

#196 #trans #r/196 #r196 #transgender #lgbtq #very aware of how small an issue is in the grand scheme of things #but sometimes focusing on little issues distracts you from the bigger ones in your life #maybe i need to make some memes myself and be the change i seek???#im simply not funny enough 😔#dg-kino.txt

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apotheotic-cravings · 1 year

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Redraws of some old ocs experiencing dog girl and catgirl related micro aggressions =)

#digital art #my ocs #artists on tumblr #original character #catgirl #dog girl #kemonomimi #kemomimi #ngl I think at a certain point it’s just a straight up aggression though #yes your honour they are girlfriends #oc names:#candy #clove #yes I was big into matching names at the time #I think their colour schemes were sposed to be paralleled too- that’s why you can see Clove’s boxers. so there’s a little splash of red #and candy’s skirt is black ofc #my art

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nooooough · 6 days

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People were posting crackships, so here’s mine

#creepy gluttons #one eats your love and the other eats you literally #crackship #opposite color schemes #power couple #crossover #(I’m mostly joking but I would like to see them interact)#spooky month #bob velseb #queen chrysalis #my little pony

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unopenablebox · 1 month

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came home at 8:45 from work and 🌸 was already fast asleep fully dressed on the bed phone in hand completely unresponsive to sound including name-calling and loud floor creaks

probably they were planning to get more work done this evening but i'm going to sabotage that by turning their light off and ordering takeout so i don't make any cooking noises to wake them up, hopefully causing them to get up to a full 12 hours of sleep for what i think would be the first time in two and a half years

#can't check if their alarms for tomorrow are set‚ unfortunately‚ bc they don't have a fingerprint unlock phone anymore #so i can't do the ''cleverly manipulate your hand to unlock your phone in your sleep and set your alarms for you'' trick as i once did.#but we get up at the same time on fridays bc i have early meeting so i'll notice if they didn't.#box opener #girlfriend tag #i feel like my frequent blogging topics imply that my main interest in 🌸 is their sleep habits. it isn't but back when i was originally #becoming truly obsessed/falling in miserable secret love with them in college #it was roughly contemporaneous with their period where they tried to add our school's notorious theoretical cs program on top of their #existing bio/chem double major and 20hr/wk research commitments #and accordingly their sleep schedule would range from '4am-8am' to 'no'.#at the time i was very worried i was having an evil influence on their life (due to the corrosive nature of my secret passions obviously)#and my main countervailing evidence was how frequently i managed to convince them that going to sleep at 2am was ok to do #so i suppose. it remains a topic of some small interest.#also of course i am sulking a little because they are asleep so we can't hang out. so it helps to make it into a scheme i'm doing

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corrodedbisexual · 8 months

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Greetings !! Im really sorry for being this direct! I know times are tough and I might sound desperate but I’m hoping that you would be so kind to please boost/share the post I pinned for my cat who needs urgent help as we are trying to raise some funds for her needs if you have some time to spare, It would be so meaningful to me as I’m praying it would reach more people and gain traction at the same time, please 💔🙏 praying you’d consider, and pls kindly send me a msg for a response or answer my ask privately so I could atleast thank you for doing us favor 🥹🫶🏽

Greetings. Sorry, I won't. And I wouldn't advise anybody else who gets your message to do that, based on 2 things:

You're not my actual follower, you just followed me 10 minutes ago to send this ask. I would do this for anyone who's been following me a while, no hesitation, but you just got here. And this site is filled to the brink with bots and scammers.

You quite literally just got here. Your blog was made 21 hours ago (or at least, that's the time of your earliest post). You are not a regular tumblr user.

If your cat really was in trouble, you'd be asking on a social network you actually use regularly, where you have friends and followers willing to help. I don't get the idea of making a new tumblr profile and begging strangers for reblogs.

There is a small chance that I might be mistaken, but I've seen this pattern way too often. Person makes a realistically looking tumblr, reblogs a bunch of random stuff so their blog isn't empty and outright sus, and immediately starts asking for money.

Edit: After going to the url's tag, I'm pleased to confirm my instincts were correct. PSA: DO NOT DONATE TO THIS PERSON, THIS IS 100% A SCAM. Among other people's warnings, I found this absolute gem that I've been laughing about for 5 minutes now. LITERALLY HOW DUMB ARE YOU, DUDE. You realize tumblr has a search function, right?!

#ask box #sensesofthemage #scam alert #you really shouldn't have sent this ask to me. i have been on the internet for 20 years my friend. my spidey senses are advanced level #sorry not sorry for alerting everyone who follows me about your little scheme

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adraveins · 7 months

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You will be called liberator.

#baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate #oc: jewel #aberrations #mine: dnd #keep thinking about the much more interesting narrative buried in this game in bits and pieces....#like. the very first choice in the game is reacting to a newborn creature calling for help #and i love that you're rewarded for helping and showing compassion #but imagine if the game took you to task for choosing cruelty towards a helpless creature just because it's a ''monster''#and avoided the Compassion For Me But Not For Thee dissonance of like #you run around asking people for help because of the looming threat of being turned into a mind flayer #you help so many people crushed under the great wheel of power and violence #but there's hardly a real pause to acknowledge that every single mind flayer you see was someone before that #was forced or tricked into that pyramid scheme #and if they escape they can only exist as themselves in the shadows #i love these little scenes we do get but god. act 3 and the Cooler Netherbrain Confrontation in my head is like #what if we tweaked it just a bit #and made it sizzle #anyway miss jewel has reached the top of the OC Favoritism Chart along with miss kit. HER <3 #what if you were a nihilist charlatan monk beholden to nothing and no one and worn down by your long elven lifespan #who learned to feel compassion again through curiosity and sympathy towards ''monsters''#maybe the only person to ever willingly become illithid because you understood that change is not evil and the ''self'' is energy in flux #what if you rewrote the narrative that everyone else tried to sell #instead of domination and suffering you made it into an act of triumph and care for reviled creatures who didn't ask to be made #an ultimate act of charlatan-ism too <3 #someone tells her 'this is how things are' and jewel says 'i think not actually <3' and gets away with it

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fishofthewoods · 4 months

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its been done before so many times but i just love a traditional high fantasy setting with Magical Immortal Elves where the elves don't die when they reach a certain age, but they just.... get too weird for shorter-lived species to understand or communicate with them. I like the idea that once elves get old enough theyd just sort of sit down and stop experiencing time in a way that makes sense, and some of them would probably just become like... permanent fixtures in the landscape. Like a human visitor comes to another human village and they're all like oh yeah that ethereal being over there? thats Threamenthithlirieth. Yeah shes been contemplating the lichens on that rock for six generations. Yeah my great-grandpa told me that his great-grandma told him that back when the village was being founded she just sort of showed up. Yeah she hasnt moved since, Jorgen's parents built a roof over her like ten years ago because she kept getting rained on and we think she liked that because flowers keep blooming around her and when you go near her you can hear an angelic voice humming. Yeah its sort of odd but hey the ambient magic from having a high elf around makes our crops grow great and she seems to be fine having a village around so it all works out.

#this started as just a silly goofy little post about fantasy tropes but im sort of attached to Threamethithlirieth now. like imagine youre a #wise old ageless being and youve lived so many eons that time means almost nothing to you #and you sit down to watch the patterns of lichen on a rock because seeing them shift and fade is beautiful to you #and theres some beings that live around you and from your perspective they live for like maybe a week tops #but they care about you and build you a shelter and even though theyre so small and inconsequential in the grand cosmic scheme of things #generation after generation they dedicate themselves to giving you a nice place to rest and contemplate the world #lich says shit #threamenthithlirieth

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