Lies to unlearn about making your own wardrobe (Leena Norms)

Nothing quite like picking up your holds at the library 🥰

[ID: Librarian at desk: Hello, oh I think your holds are ready

Another librarian hands her a few books

Patron off-screen: Thank you! Oh, I did not want that one.

Librarian: Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.

Librarian picks up the book and winds up to yeet it into the horizon when the video cuts off abruptly. /ID]

This is why I rewatched the anime today. G’night.

(Featuring Will, for some reason)

I made a thing.

Wake up lads new Keet lore dropped

Audio is from Adventure Time: Distant Lands

[Video description: An animatic rendered almost entirely in black and white with a few details in shining gold. It shows Keet, a fat young woman with freckles, wavy hair in a messy bun, and fur with a ring pattern over her shoulders. She is initially shown up close as she opens her eyes and looks upward. There is then a shot of her from a distance, standing in a field of asphodel flowers and looking up at a gold thread above her head, saying, "Oh. This is probably bad, huh?" There is a shot of golden scissors preparing to cut the thread, then a quick cut back to Keet, clutching at her chest in shock. She then laughs nervously, "Haha, I think I'm dying. But that's okay! BMO always bounces back." Initially from offscreen, we hear, "Mm-mm, not this time." We then see a nondescript black figure, one of the Fates, that has suddenly appeared with a hand on Keet's shoulder. They have no facial features aside from a single eye, and they carry a spool of gold thread. Keet turns to them in confusion, saying, "But I'm supposed to save the drift. That's my job." Another Fate that has appeared at her side, this time holding a gold measuring tape, says, "Now your job is to be dead." Briefly, there is a shot of a smiling young man whose eyes are not shown in the frame as he says, "BMO! You can get through this." "Really?" Keet responds. "Just kidding," says the third Fate, holding up golden scissors, "you're not a hero. You are nothing but a little kid BMO." The video cuts to Keet kneeling and crying in front of a black river. As she looks at her reflection, she turns from defeat to determination. "No. BMO always bounces ba--" Her voice is cut off by a sudden cut to a shot rendered in a different and more realistic style than the rest of the video, showing her lying dead on the ground. End description.]

["nearly midnight, honolulu" by neko case over a video of rain out my window]

how to ask the demon you've been smitten over for 6000 years to dance: an angel's guide

bonus:

This kid is based as fuck hell yeah 🇵🇸

Brands that you had NO idea owned other brands (Leena Norms)

It's all fun and games until you get to the good part but you don't know if they got to the good part...

[ID: TikTok using the audio from a Friends episode where two readers holding copies of the book Actually It Is Your Parents' Fault by Philip Van Munching and Bernie Katz have the following dialogue: Reader 1: Do you know something? Reader 2: I might know something. 1: I might know something too. 2: What's the thing you know? 1: Oh no, I can't tell you until you tell me what you know. 2: I can't tell you what I know. 1: Well I can't tell you what I know. 1: Okay fine! /ID]

kermit debt

this is professional influencer-level framing. this is the EXACT spot they needed to take this photograph to make it seem like the gävlebocken has not been decimated by birds.

the angles. the lighting. gävlebocken is about to start doing sponsored posts.

❄️The Dungeon is ready for its next victim❄️

We all love chef guichon here on tumblr dot com but i genuinely think this guys reactions make the video like a million times better

got the most hilarious doodad the other day

[audio: "well if upon that day i die i'm too drunk to walk, let alone to drive, & i'm kickin & i'm spittin like i'm wild & feral, won't you take me to heaven in a wheelbarrow? i'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow, i'm going to heaven, yes sir-" heaven in a wheelbarrow, the dead south

description: a jesus-themed water ring toss toy in action, complete with tiny jesus charms, plastic rings, & a goal basket labeled "heaven" with an open gate in the background]