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pudding-parade · 1 year

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Via Discovolo by MomSonSimFun

Do you like Monte Vista but maybe not the size or pre-population of Monte Vista? Then this world might be for you. It's a smaller island (1024x1024), with many of the buildings in Mediterranean style. It gives me a bit of Isle of Capri vibes, with its multi-level terrain sculpting, and with many of the lots built cliffside.

It's an old word, uploaded in August of 2010, when the only EPs that existed were World Adventures and Ambitions, and this world uses items from both. It uses a few decorative things from the Store, but there's no CC. All of the lots that are built are fully furnished/decorated, with about 15 empty lots, most of them also cliffside. So if you fancy that kind of building, this would be a good world to mess around in. It would also be a good world to "dress up" with Mediterranean-ish items from the Store/Monte Vista and/or later EPs, not to mention CC. But, if you're not into building/decorating and just want a world to plop some Sims into and play, this world is ready to go as-is, as well, though of course it lacks community lot types from later EPs. It does, however, have all basegame rabbitholes as well as all of the "standard" basegame and Ambitions community lots, plus a few extras, like a church that can serve for weddings and a drive-in cinema. (Which doesn't have an actual, functional movie screen, but you could maybe add the one from the Store movie theater, if you have that). It doesn't have a standard "big park," but it does have many smaller ones. There's also a big-ass waterfall on the "back" of the island with a fishing spot at the top of it.

According to its Exchange page, the world has 37 community lots and 65 residential lots. So, there are a lot of lots packed into this little island. Many of them are small, especially in the "downtown" area, where there are many densely-packed smaller lots, mostly 12x15, with either rabbitholes or 3-story townhouses on them. But, the other residential lots range from a studio-style military bunker(!), to a residential lighthouse, to "standard" starters, to larger family homes, to a couple of small farms with pre-planted harvestables, and then up to sprawling Spanish-style seaside villas and one castle-type place on its own private terrace. Most of the bigger/non-starter homes outside of "downtown" come with cars or motorcycles, even. The "downtown" area is more old-looking, while some of the outside-of-downtown lots are quite modern in style. So, there's something for everyone. And, for the collecting-minded, there are all the spawners that existed at the time the world was made except for the WA China and Egypt fish spawners. You can catch frogs and snails, though, if your Sims are hankering for some frogs' legs or escargot. (I've always wondered why there isn't an escargot recipe, since you can catch snails...)

Overall, it's a cute little world made by, if the username is any indication, a mother-and-son team, which I think is cute. I'm pretty sure they made all the lots (except the firehouse, which is EA) as well as the world. And if you like this one, they uploaded two other (even smaller and older) worlds, too, which you can find on the Creator tab of this world's Exchange page. I have one of them, Bougainvillea Bay, in my "active" in-game-available worlds. It's also quite nice if you want a small, ready-to-go tropical island.

Anyway, as usual, the title of this post is a link to the world's Exchange page or, if you don't want to deal with the Exchange or with the Launcher/sims3packs, I have uploaded a .world file here as well. If you download that, it goes in your install files under GameData - Shared - NonPackaged- Worlds.

Now, let's move on to more pics and stuff, behind the cut.

Here are map view and Edit Town view of pretty much the entire world:

Next, some of the community lots.

An interesting thing that the creator did is to build overlapping walls around and roofs over the rabbithole buildings, to sort of disguise them and make them blend in better with the surrounding buildings. This is an interesting compromise between rabbithole buildings that just don't fit into a town's theme and the practice of hiding rabbithole buildings in basements. It's a neat idea, I think, and one that that I haven't seen done very often. All of the rabbithole buildings except for the bistro in this world are "disguised" this way.

The cliffside building on the right of this pic is the library. The entire back of the building is two stories of glass, so your sims will have quite the view while they're reading or studying.

This is the drive-in cinema. Apart from parking spaces for cars, grills, and the little decorative ticket booth that you can see, there are two buildings with restrooms and another with a fridge, counters, a coffee machine, and seating. (I'd put a food register in there instead.) There's also a small playground and a dumpster, which I think might be the only one in town. LOL Like I said, the screen isn't an actual screen, but you could maybe rig up something with the big movie screen Store item, if you have it.

This is part of one of the three cliffside parks on the highest terrace in the world, just down the street from the city hall. They're hard to take pics of because they're narrow and have a lot of trees. This one has this bit that juts out over the cliff, though. It has a telescope and a nice view of the town below and the ocean beyond.

This is the cemetery, which makes use of the henge rock formation and is overlooked by two big cliffside homes.

This is one of the small parks in the world. It has a playground, a picnic area with grills, the little fishing pond, and the area to the right surrounded by white picket fence has harvestables in it.

From left to right in this pic, we have the disguised day spa rabbithole and then two of the three-story townhouses typical of the "downtown" area of the world.

The teeny-tiny junkyard is squished between the laundromat on the left (which has three entire empty floors that you could finish with stuff if you wanted to) and a townhouse on the right. Behind is the disguised theater rabbithole.

And there are of course more community lots, but that's enough pics of them. Let's move on to residential lots.

This is the "castle" lot, with a nice porte-cochère. It sits on its own private terrace overlooking the town below.

And here are a bunch of others, from the hilarious little bunker to the grandest of the villas.

And, here's probably my favorite of the residential lots in the town:

I, as a claustrophobe, can definitely appreciate a three-story-tall tower of windows. LOL

And that's about all I have to say. Nice little town. Small in size but packed with lots that can be dressed up with a little remodeling/updating or left and enjoyed just as-is. I love the terrain sculpting with the multiple terraced levels and the use of rocks, and I appreciate what was done with what, at the time, was limited resources in terms of existing EP/Store content.

I'll leave you with a couple extra scenery pics because it wouldn't be a post from me without a pic of a big-ass moon. :D

#sims 3 #world overview #world overview wednesday #sims 3 pictures #sims 3 scenery

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ninicaise · 7 months

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extended list of what capri characters turn into when i magically turn them into beasties (non-typical assignations)

damen: emu (big) (thick skull) (australian)

laurent: porcupine (porcupine's dilemma)

nicaise: cat (of stray variety)

nikandros: the only human like in a muppet movie

jord: wombat.

jokaste: cat (egyptian)

auguste: otter (mother otter floating with baby on top)

kastor: mouse (king of hamsters, mice and rats)

aimeric: hamster (evil variety) (not under kastor's rule)

ancel: goldfish (orange)

berenger: sloth!

lazar: rabbit (enjoys intercourse) (diabolical eyes)

pallas: funny little bat (specifically a bat eating a banana)

halvik: shepherd (thinks laurent is a farm animal)

govart: dolphin (if you know you know)

makedon: buffalo (big bull)

orlant: the only human before nikandros but also he is a bit like a frog

the regent: big ass mosquito

#captive prince

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telekinetictrait · 2 months

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too many links on my vatore post so i had to do it on another post :')

because there's so many under a cut

IF YOU WERE TAGGED IN THIS POST ITS BECAUSE IT WOULDNT LET ME ADD YOU IN THE MAIN ONE. SEE IT HERE.

1810s: sunivaa's noel hair - peebsplays' collins outfit / gilded-ghosts' woodhouse bonnet + heywood bun + sensibility skirt + charlotte spencer jacket + hartfield boots

1820s: thesimsblues' regency brutus hair - historicalsimslife's authoritative aristocrat outfit / the-melancholy-maiden's antoinetta set - peebsplays' riding outfit

1830s: johnnysimmer's vevesims' elias hair update - happylifesims' vincent fashion set / the-melancholy-maiden's viola hair - moon-simmers' sunlittides dainty dress recolor - dancemachinetrait's caroline flats

1840s: johnnysimmer's chris hair / buzzardly28's cecilia hair - linzlu's fancy bonnet - oydis' esther dress historian recolor

1850s: kotcatmeow's daryl hair - batsfromwesteros' mid-victorian menswear + theroyalthornoliachronicles red recolor / buzzardly28's 1860s hair 3 (oops) - linzlu's birthday bonnet - simstomaggie's vire dress

1860s: moon-simmer's mr rochester suit (oops!!) / buzzardly28's penny hair - lace-and-honey's linzlu's prairie bonnet conversion - the-melancholy-maiden's antoinetta pearl earrings - linzlu's mary louise walking dress

1870s: plumbobteasociety's elm hair - linzlu's timely coat / i don't remember what hair i used but it was DEFINITELY one of buzzardlys!! - chere-indolente's flower bonnet - dzifasims' christine day dress

1880s: wheresbella's lucifer hair / buzzardly28's bridget hair - simsverses' hat with lily - javitrulovesims' meiji komorebi dress

1890s: vintagesimstress' 1896 cutaway frock / the-melancholy-maiden's late victorian hair and hat set - vintagesimstress' 1898 bella dress

1900s: historicalsimslife's edwardian casual suit / buzzardly28's sophie hair - chere-indolente's forma dress

1910s: cyber-frog-cc's modern man set / waxesnostalgic's small mushroom rose hat - elfdor's antique necklace - gilded-ghosts morning glories set (download here) - waxesnostalgic's edwardian french heels

1920s: happylifesims' suit with robe / the-melancholy-maiden's faux bob - hezzasims' pennyroyal cloche - emmastillsims' curbs' pearl recolors - happylifesims' 1920's day dress 7

1930s: cliffirem's noah hair - moon-simmer's feliciano jacket / vroshii's more 30s curls - plumbobteasociety's fiona sweater - twentiethcenturysims' marian trousers

1940s: plumbobteasociety's elbow patch shirt - moon-simmers bernando pants / twentiethcenturysims' gloria hair - gilded-ghosts sweet suspicions sweater + sleuthhound slacks

1950s: daylifesims' alex hair - vroshii's 30's shirt and shorts / glimersims' sugar hair - bustedpixels' vintage capri set

1960s: simadelic's curtain call hair / linzlu's 1960s basics top - pants - heels (download here)

1970s: polygraphish's dul incaru blouse - ridgeport's joe pants / kamiiri's phoebe hair - huiernxoxo's roxy pants

1980s: zombietrait's smith hair (download here) - deathpoke1qa's trad tank / kamiiri's juniper hair - serenitycc's haywood top - evellsims' fleabag pants

1990s: bloodmooncc's yulin hair - trillyke's full moon sweater - jellymoo's krueger jeans - sondescent's baby-doll shoes

2000s: sondescent's baby-doll shoes / dreambot's devils advocate hair - corporeal-ish scene scribble sneaks

2010s: o0corruptedghoul0o's adam side swept hair - zeussim's lavendel top - evellsims' these things skirt / bloodmooncc's pyretta hair

2020s: simomo's isamo hair - zeussim's skull earring - sforzcc's goosebumps dress / ms-marysim's roxy hair - dreambot's cute thing top

.. AND continuing thanks to @ridgeport @kamiiri @huiernxoxo @deathpoke1qa @serenity-cc @evellsims @jellymoo @sondescent @dreambot @o0corruptedghoul0o @zeussim and finally @ms-marysims

#cc finds

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gemwolfz · 9 months

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tonight i drew many of my friends old fantrolls as keronians. for funsies. i think theyre epic actually. more info under the cut because i always like reminiscing on these sillies

nadede - xandre lerant

nijuju - capris twenty

makuku - arhtus makuse

rezozo - xethyk silent

kigogo - runner akigei

viruru - glithe viruse

kiruru RSRM and ZKRM - their names were still corruptions of zekrom and reshiram like from pokemon but i totally forget what they were exactly

should i infodump with their normal names or keronian names. since im aiming at the frog followers i guess i might as well use the keronian names. however i am going to mention troll romance quadrants and not fucking elaborate iykyk.

also note that this all comes from when we were like 13

nijuju's bandaged arm is burned beyond repair due to makuku attacking him. why? because long before that nijuju had (accidentally? cant recall really.) gouged makuku's eye out, resulting in that gnarly scar on his face. in a more "hallmark movies but for trolls" world perhaps they would be kismeses. but no. they just hate eachother.

nijuju and nadede are moirails btw. they used to be a Moirallegiance-Or-Whatever-Its-Called Polycule but um. the other troll died. badly. don't remember what happened exactly but yeah they died badly

nadede and kigogo are boyfriends yayayaaay :3 the stories behind kigogo's scars are not nearly as dramatic. kigogo is simply a daredevil. he's also gay yippee

yea rezozo is floating! he can just do that he has weird powers just for fun. also his eyes are closed all the time and if they open he will enter a murderous rampage. the only known victim of this is his wife who he misses very much. Anyway he's really silly and moirails with makuku. also he was synthesized out of xellos and rezo from slayers (hence the keronian name i gave him) and my friend thinks thats kinda lame now but i respect him for it tbh

makuku also has magic powers they come from that amulet to the left of him. it has the blessing/curse of his ancestor (who killed people with a big sword for funsies)

viruru is very alphyscore. she created those two kiruru, who in the original lore are a blackblood and a whiteblood, which are not blood colors trolls are supposed to have so theyre Heavily Mutated. some real unethical stuff happening but it's ok its fine

uhh anything else? ...no i dont think so. its past midnight bye

#gem art #sgt frog #keroro gunso #orikero #sort of.#fantroll #i will not be putting the regular hs tag in here sorry.#dont mind that ertris fellow there he belongs to a different friend and is there to fill space #xandre lerant #tagging him. my son forever

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astoldbychae · 10 months

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✈️ 💯 💘💜 for Kimora, Malaysia, AND Capri

PERCOOOO! The gif is sending meeeee! Lol...🤣

*cracks knuckles* Alright...let's get it:

✈️ Does your oc like traveling, or do they consider themselves a more homey person?

When Big Sean said "I be in the air, more than I be on the ground..." he was talkin bout her. Miss ma'am is literally NEVER home.

💯 Share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.

She's chopstick savvy (she's got the lil trait and everything)

Can solve a rubiks cube in less than 5 minutes

Dance is literally her life (She had the opportunity to attend an Ivy League school but she preferred to attend an HBCU so she could experience being a Majorette)

💘 What and/or who do(es) your oc consider the most important to them?

Her Grandmother (on her Dad's side). They've developed a very tight bond with each other over the years and Angel likes to describe her as "her heart in human form".

Angel was adopted when she was born, so unfortunately she didn't grow up knowing her birth family. After graduating high school she took a gap year to explore Sulani; an attempt to connect with her birth family. Unfortunately, her father had passed away but she was able to find her Grandmother and 3 of her father's other children. Papa was a rollin' stone, so he has quite a few offspring around the Sim Worlds. She doesn't have a connection with her birth mom...but that's another story for another day.

💜 What is your oc's ancestry/genetic background?

Her mother is Black and Komorebian and her father is Sulanian. Ultimately, If I were to translate this to real life Angel would be Black, East Asian, and Pacific Islander.

✈️ Does your oc like traveling, or do they consider themselves a more homey person?

Although sweet pea is adventurous and travels a lot (mainly for work), she prefers to be home. She's the type to light a candle, put on a face mask, drink a glass of wine, and unwind with a good book (or snuggle up under her man with a good book Lol).

💯 Share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.

She's ambidextrous

She's absolutely terrified of Frogs

German Chocolate cake is her favorite but she somehow hates chocolate flavored things.

💘 What and/or who do(es) your oc consider the most important to them?

Her peace is the most important thing to her. She meditates, journals, and practices yoga daily. I love that for her so much!

💜 What is your oc's ancestry/genetic background?

She's Black. Her mother is from Willow Creek and her father is from Del Sol Valley. If this were real life, think roots in NOLA and Cali.

✈️ Does your oc like traveling, or do they consider themselves a more homey person?

Babygirl is a little bit of both. She is definitely a Simelta Airlines SkyMiles Member (and her bags are still waiting to be unpacked from her last trip) & she loves a good road trip but she loves a good, cozy night in just a little bit more. "Girls Night In" is her favorite, she hosts it once a month at her house and they have all the drinks, charcuterie boards, and gossip til' they pass out.

💯 Share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.

Snorkeling with Dolphins in Sulani is her favorite thing.

She sews her own clothes (she's currently considering opening a shop on Trendi)

She can't whistle...like at all (thia reminds me of that one Peppa Pig episode where she can't whistle and I've been laughing way too hard for way too long)

💘 What and/or who do(es) your oc consider the most important to them?

Marine Life. Before she dropped out of college for a Reality TV opportunity she was studying to be a Marine Biologist. She loves everything about the ocean...or any huge body of water for that matter. Whenever she needs to decompress, she goes to the Aquarium. I wouldn't be surprised if she ends up leaving the hustle & bustle of the city for the beach life.

💜 What is your oc's ancestry/genetic background?

She's Black. Her mother is from San Myshuno and her father is from Copperdale. At this time I don't have a real life city comparison in my game for these two worlds. So far, all I know is San Myshuno is a BIG city and Copperdale is the country...Lol.

💛 Thanks for the ask.

#astoldbychae asks #oc: kimora angel white #oc: malaysia walker #oc: capri stephens #oc ask game

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sapienthouse · 7 months

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[ID: 2 old digital drawings of Maximus. The first drawing is full-body, reminicent of MS paint drawings, and the other is a character sheet with a front and back full-body, two side portraits of her face, and a sketch of her skateboard, which depicts an open, toothy mouth across the entire underside. The character sheet has her name, her nickname "Maxie", their pronouns "She/her" and questioning "They/them" and both a nonbinary and lesbian flag. She smiles in both, mouth-closed in the first, and open with their tongue out in the second.

Appearance: Maxie is fat, with peach-tone skin, wide set eyes with contacts giving them horizontal pupils, short straight black hair, body hair on their arms and legs, dimples, and a wide flat nose. Her hair is shorter in the first drawing, the character sheet giving her a micro bob; they have short straight bangs in both.

They wear a black and white checkered shirt under a green cami with eyes on the chest, arrows pointing down on them with text reading, "my eyes are down here." Under both shirts, she wears a black turtle neck, and in the first it has long sleeves. She wears a beanie that says "Fuck teeth" in all caps; the first is green with bobbie pins held on it, and the second is lavendar. They have several facial piercings, ear gauges, and black Xs for eyebrows. They also wear lavendar fingerless gloves.

In the first drawing, they wear a black skirt under light-wash jeans, and in the character sheet she wears a big black hoodie around their waist under green capris. She wears black socks and green converse in both, the circle logos being lavendar in the first drawing. end ID]

OC-tober day 3❣️❣️ OGs remember my beautiful wonderful Maxie :-)!!!!! She's a 16 y/o living with her abuela and working at the local family-owned Snacks N' Gas gas station, who's owners have become like family to them, too. Their story (which can be found in my head) is all about community taking care of each other!

when she's not at school, she's either helping her grandmother, working at the gas station, or hanging out in and around the gas station. locals frequently see her practicing skate tricks with friends in the parking lot, and leaning over the counter with a breakfast burrito and a suicide slushie.

Their abuela and her have been family friends with Snack n' Go's staff since she was little, so they were quick to give her a job when she mentioned looking for one. They help take care of her when her grandmother's health declines, giving her extra cash, rides home when the weather's bad (she prefers skating), home cooked food (she may love those breakfast burritos but they are Not nutritious enough for a growing teenager!), and a place to feel like a kid. more Maxie trivia includes:

They're a celebrated member of their high school's robotics club, having helped turn a middling team into one that won state championships 3 years in a row. Battling bots are her favorite to work on!

After learning the tooth fairy didn't exist, they convinced their grandmother to let them keep their fallen teeth in a jar proudly displayed in her bedroom.

She's lefthanded and her eye color under the contacts are hazel

Favorite icecream flavors are mint chocolate chip and rocky road

Maxie should Really be wearing her glasses more often. They're bifocals, but she really only wears them like reading glasses

Deeply autistic about frogs, she could lead like. a week of lectures just about frogs, all from memory.

THAT'S my sweetsy :-)!!! I think I made her around 3 or 4 years ago? They won't be the oldest OC I talk about this month, but all the others need redesigning and she's the oldest i Never Stopped Thinking About yk? so she was just the most appropriate pick for today's "old OC" prompt 🫀🫀🫀

#my ocs #my art #oc-tober

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frillability · 1 month

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Capris and Quilt meet two new friends today! Two little Noopys from @kitycrylics ! 🩷✨

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sonic-elements · 11 months

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Team Wisp

After a long while I present to you the Finalized members of Team Wisp

New members have been added as well as New Wisps. Hope y'all love them, I will be posting individual pics and info drops of each member later on.

Hers a list of members

Matriarch Nana Hue (Nega Hue)

Kaleidoscope The Wisp

Monochrome The Wisp

Scarce (Bioid #1500)

Spozzy The Pitbull

Glint The Cheetah

Bore The Aardvark

Z.O.O.M. The Robot

Tine The Thorny Devil

Blox The Box Turtle

Drift The Hummingbird

Scorch The Sun Bear

Chomp The Tiger Shark

Feast The Horned Frog

Orb The Gyronaut

Waft The Swift

Racket The Snapping Shrimp

Volt The Torpedo Ray

Tremble The Giant Isopod

Nuke The Bombardier Beetle

Vision The Barreleye/Spookfish

Foam The Diving Bell Spider

Rapier The Scorpion

Briskly The Peregrine Falcon

Fuzzy The Christmas tree worm

Jug The Water Holding Frog

Cleanse The Sponge

Jaded The Glass fish

Mucky The Banana Slug

Ammonite The Comb Jelly

Topper The Mushroom

Grow The Sunflower Sea Star

Dust-Devil The Roadrunner

Arcane The Cryptid

Eon The Immortal Jellyfish

Iaira The Nymph

Breaker The Millicentipede

Mist The Giant Octopus

Radiate The Plasmos

Steady The Gorilla

ORO/Aurum Bot

Raider The Cachalot/Sperm whale

As well as a list of the New Wisps added in

Mother Wisp/Baby Wisp

Rainbow Wisp

Monochrome Wisp

Rare Wisp

White Wisp

Cyan Wisp

Yellow Wisp

Orange Wisp

Pink Wisp

Blue Wisp

Green Wisp

Red Wisp

Purple Wisp

Violet Wisp

Indigo Wisp

Crimson Wisp

Magenta Wisp

Ivory Wisp

Gray Wisp

Black Wisp

Jade Wisp

Azure Wisp

Electrum Wisp

Capri Wisp

Beige Wisp

Turquoise Wisp

Chartreuse Wisp

Vermillion Wisp

Phlox Wisp

Pearl Wisp

Cobalt Wisp

Rose Wisp

Tan Wisp

Amber Wisp

Brown Wisp

Ebony Wisp

Cerise Wisp

Grey Wisp

Scarlet Wisp

Aureolin Wisp

Goldenrod Wisp

Spring green Wisp

Veronic Wisp

Cerulean Wisp

Tawny Wisp

Snow Wisp

Platinum Wisp

Bronze Wisp

Silver Wisp

Gold Wisp

Note 3 Out of the Non Canon Wisps here don't belong to me I ask permission for there usage make sure to give there creators

Electrum Wisp Belongs to SeaSaltArt

Capri wisps Belongs to. @craftys127609

And Azure Wisp Belongs to LJSTAR

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic oc #aj the elementalgod #elementalgod aj #my art #sonic art #oc art #team wisp #sonic ocs #sonic fan characters

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starshard17 · 2 years

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💙 Day 6 💚

Masterlist

Patton woke to find the two of them all tangled. Limbs, sheets, blankets, pillows. If Patton thought it was difficult getting pulled away from Remus yesterday then he didn't even want to know what it'd be like to try today. He sighed, just snuggling up to Remus. He decided to wait it out today, to see if Remus would wake up in a timely manner.

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Patton felt himself waking up again when there was movement beside him. He grumbled and rubbed his eyes, wiping the tiredness away.

"Good morning Patty." Came Remus' voice from beside him. Patton grinned, shifting in Remus' arms to hug him better.

"Good morning." He muttered back, giving Remus a quick squeeze before sitting up in the bed. Remus pouted as Patton pulled himself away, but he rolled himself out of the bed, standing up and stretching himself out, his back cracking a bit.

"Oh yup. Very stiff last night." Remus muttered, moving his head to crack his neck as well. Patton let out a quiet laugh, shifting to hang his feet off the edge of the bed. He grabbed his glasses and adjusted them on the bridge of his nose, covering his mouth as he yawned.

The two of them perked up as messages lit up their phone screens at the same time. They both reached for their devices, pulling up the group chat.

Logan : Despite my better judgement we're going to the fair today. Or Carnival, if you will. Dress appropriately.

Everyone responded with a different version of their own affirmations. Just as they were getting ready to set their phones down and prepare for the day another message came through.

Logan : And please don't make out in the Tunnel of Love. It's nasty in there.

Patton caught himself laughing at the message and he was smiling widely as he set his phone down. He rummaged through his suitcase, pulling out the best outfit he had packed for the trip. A pair of dark brown capris and a fairly large T-shirt with a giant picture of a very round frog on the front.

He made his way to the bathroom, still giggling softly to himself.

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Patton exited the bathroom, grabbing his shell necklace from the bedside table and putting it on over his head. He picked up Remus' necklace as well, looking around. The Duke wasn't anywhere in sight.

Patton tensed up his shoulders, making his way to the living room with the light blue shell gripped in his palm.

Remus wasn't there either?

The couches were all empty and... the hotel room was so quiet.

Patton let out a huff, walking to the door and pulling on his shoes before moving to open the door.

However, it opened itself, with Remus on the other side.

"Oh Patty! I was just coming to get you! Virgil and Roman stopped by to walk with us to the main lobby." Remus explained after noticing the confused look in Patton's eyes.

"Oh..." The moral side mumbled, swallowing before holding up the shell necklace to Remus.

"Here. You forgot this." Patton explained. Remus let a warm smile slip onto his face and he pulled it on over his head. He ruffled Patton's hair and grinned.

"Thank you Patty-Cake."

The moral side smiled and he hesitated a small moment before taking Remus' hand in his own, giving it a soft squeeze.

"You're welcome." He muttered, giving him a genuine smile. Nothing fake anymore... Remus truthfully made him so happy.

"Ooooooo. Remus and Patton are holding hands! What's next, he gets down on one knee and proposes?" Roman called in a teasing tone, receiving a shove from his brother in response.

"Shut your trap. Nothing inherently romantic about two friends holding hands." Remus said, squeezing Patton's hand in his own.

Patton looked at Virgil, laughing softly. The emo let out a snicker before he turned to Roman, taking the prince's hand in his own.

"Wh-" Roman swiftly turned to face Virgil, his face turning red.

"You heard your brother. Nothing inherently romantic." The emo said, pulling a flustered Roman behind him as he started to make his way to the main lobby.

Patton and Remus followed close behind him.

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Patton was snuggled close to Remus so he could peer out the window. It would've been more efficient if he was just sitting at the window seat but alas, Remus got there before him. Not like Patton was really complaining though... He didn't mind having to be close to Remus.

Remus pointed at a few things out the window every so often, and Patton commented on each thing the Duke pointed at.

This went on for awhile until eventually Remus pointed out the carnival.

"WE'RE ALMOST THERE!" Remus cheered, causing Patton to giggle at his enthusiasm. Though he had to admit, he was excited too.

It had been forever since Patton last went to anything even remotely close to a fair or carnival. He would avoid the rollercoasters to the best of his ability but there were so many other fun things to do! And he'd get to do those things with his best friends in the whole world.

Remus and Patton could barely contain their excitement as Logan found a place to park. They were bouncing in their seats.

Once it was in place the two in the backseat rushed to get out of the car. They threw open the door and jumped out, basking in the sunlight.

Logan sighed, opening his door and getting out, walking over to where Patton and Remus were standing.

Patton took in all the sights. There were so many rides... The one that stood out the most to Patton was the Ferris wheel. A large wheel with multicolored baskets all around it.

Patton wondered what it was like to be at the top of one...

He heard a sigh and snapped from his thoughts, looking at the one who had let it out. Logan was pinching the bridge of his nose, eyes squeezed shut.

"Patton. I'm getting tired of having to repeat myself..." Logan muttered. The logical side of course understood that Patton had issues with paying attention but to have it happen for like the 10th time this week...

"Sorry." Patton said, rubbing the back of his neck. "What did you say?"

Logan took a deep breath. "You'll be with Remus, Roman and Virgil." Logan explained, handing a couple bills to each of them. "You four only have so much money to spend here so use it wisely. Make sure you eat and don't waste everything on rigged carnival games." He said, watching as they all counted their money.

The four thanked Logan before rushing off to go have fun.

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Patton couldn't even begin to explain how they got themselves into this mess, but Roman and Remus were fighting over who was better at winning the trashy carnival games.

Patton and Virgil watched as Roman stepped up to one of the games, paying the person standing behind the counter. He was handed three balls. All he had to do was knock down all three bottles stood up on the table.

The princely figure tossed the ball up once, getting the feel of it before throwing it, completely missing.

Patton heard snickers beside him and turned to see Virgil trying to hold back his laughter.

Roman huffed, picking up the next ball. His cheeks were flushing with embarrassment. He rolled it around in his hands for a moment, throwing it.

It missed again.

Remus laughed at his brother, watching as he slumped in defeat.

"And you say you're better than me." Remus chuckled, watching as he picked up the last ball.

"The first two were warmup throws! Watch this!-" Roman announced, rolling it around in his hand before throwing it. He hit the top bottle off.

He let out a sigh of relief... it seemed apparent that even he didn't think he was going to hit anything.

The emo stood beside Patton stepped forward, shaking his head.

"Step aside princess. Let me do this." He said, cracking his neck and his knuckles before paying for three more shots.

Once they were placed in front of them he reached down and grabbed one. He stretched his arms before drawing back and throwing the ball, nailing all three of the bottles and flinging them off the table.

Patton watched in amazement.

"Oh wow..." He mumbled. But Patton wasn't the only one that was impressed... Remus was shocked. And Roman... he was in awe...

"How did you..." Roman muttered, watching as Virgil was handed a giant red dino plush. The emo walked over to him, placing it in his arms and grinning at him.

"I'm just cool like that."

Remus snorted, paying the person at the counter. "My turn."

The lady replaced the ball that Virgil had thrown to the rest of the emo's unused pile, pushing it in Remus' direction.

The Duke picked one up and tossed it in the air before he turned to Patton, smirking at him and giving him a wink.

"This one's for you Patty-Cake." Remus said.

Patton's heart fluttered. For him? How thoughtful!

The moral side watched as Remus threw the ball. He didn't get all three in one go, but he managed to knock off two. Patton clapped, giggling. He smiled, with adoration in his gaze... Remus was just so... dazzling.

Remus threw one more ball, knocking the last bottle off the platform. The person behind the counter handed Remus a giant plushie. Remus smiled, walking over to Patton and handing it to him.

"Here you go." Remus said. It was a giant frog... and it was a nice pale green color. Patton gasped, pushing it back in Remus' direction.

"I can't! You won it!" Patton countered, looking up at Remus. He smiled fondly at Patton's attempts.

"I want you to have it." Remus explained, reaching up and brushing Patton's hair out of his face.

The moral side squeaked and took the frog, hiding his face in its soft plush.

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"Pat pleeeeease! You've gotta!" Roman begged as the three of them tried to pull the moral side into a line for a rollercoaster. They had just stopped to grab a snack a few minutes ago. Patton was going to get sick!

"Guys I can't..." Patton said, already feeling a wonky feeling deep in his stomach.

Roman pouted and Virgil sighed.

Remus stepped in, shoving his brother away and cupping Patton's cheeks.

"If you won't do it for them will you do it for me?" Remus asked, smiling and blinking his eyes at him.

Patton bit back his lower lip, leaning into the Duke's hands.

"F-Fine... But only this one time!" Patton said, stamping his feet. The three others perked up and Remus hugged Patton tight, later pulling away and grabbing the moral side's hand, pulling him into the line for the coaster. Virgil and Roman followed close behind them.

Patton looked up. He could see the ride from where he was standing... and it looked fast.

Patton pulled his hand from Remus' grip to cover his ears as a group zoomed past over their heads. Remus noticed and he pulled Patton close, resting his hands over his ears as well, for extra coverage.

Sooner than Patton would've liked, they were at the front of the line. Patton clung to Remus... if he was getting on that rollercoaster he was sitting next to Remus, no exceptions. He knew Remus would be willing to give him a hand to squeeze if he really needed it.

The Duke was still covering his ears for him... Why were people so loud? Jeez...

Patton pushed his face into Remus' chest, letting out soft whimpers of fear. He then felt two strong arms wrap around him, holding him close.

"There there Patty... I'll be right beside you the whole time." Remus said softly, his head coming to rest on top of Patton's. The moral side took a deep breath as the next empty row of seats appeared. They were up...

"You'll hold my hand right...?" Patton muttered, looking up at Remus. He was shaking.

"Of course Patty. If it helps." Remus cooed, taking hold of Patton's hand and leading him to the seats. Roman and Virgil buckled in behind them, the two of them both jittery with excitement.

Patton quivered, feeling almost sick to his stomach. He could do this though... with Remus beside him he can do anything.

He sat down, Remus sitting beside him. They were soon locked in and secure. Patton squeezed Remus' hand tight, his heart pounding so loudly in his chest he could hear it in his ears.

He felt a soft kiss against his knuckles and he turned to Remus, his cheeks turning red. It was a bit hard to hear him, over the amount of absolute panic that overwhelmed him and made his hearing all fuzzy, but it sounded like Remus was saying something about how brave Patton was being and that he was proud of him.

That helped somehow...

He took a deep breath, looking ahead of him.

The employee came by to ensure everyone was strapped in properly before talking into their intercom. Patton didn't hear much of what they said, but he did hear "Enjoy the ride."

Patton gripped Remus' hand insanely tight. They were front row... Patton has had nothing but horrible rollercoaster experiences... hopefully having his friends by his side made it better.

The ride started moving... then next thing Patton knew it was flying over the tracks.

Patton was in petrified silence. He felt a gentle squeeze on his hand and he turned to see Remus smiling at him.

"Having fun Patty?!" Remus yelled over the wind as they soared over the track.

Patton squeaked, opening his mouth to try to speak. There were tears in his eyes... he couldn't tell if it was because he was scared or because of the wind stinging his eyes but there were definitely tears.

The ride then came to an end, coming to a full stop. The employee came by and undid the safety belts and Patton climbed out, still gripping Remus' hand.

The Duke stepped closer to him, hugging his waist and resting his chin on the top of Patton's head.

"Are you feeling okay?" He asked. Virgil and Roman joined the two of them on the side platform, slowly leading them away from the ride.

"F-Feeling kinda jumbled..." Patton muttered, his stomach twisting in knots. Yeah... he felt super sick.

"Lets sit down somewhere to take a breather." Virgil offered, looking around for a bench. Roman was watching Patton and Remus. Remus was making small talk with Patton, probably in hopes of distracting the poor guy from any dizziness or sickness he could be feeling.

Patton was soon sat down on a bench and he leaned up against Remus' side, taking a few deep breaths.

His three friends crowded around him, asking him questions and comfortingly rubbing his back or hugging him close.

The uneasiness in his stomach soon dissipated.

He relaxed in his friends arms, letting out a happy sigh. The three of them all smiled when they noticed, squeezing him tighter.

"Alright alright-" Patton said with a light laugh, feeling a bit squished. "I'm feeling okay you can let me go."

He watched as his three friends all slowly released their grips, however Remus kept one arm around him. He wouldn't fight it. It was a bit comforting.

"Lets go on one of the calmer rides. Like... teacups maybe?" Roman offered, looking at the others.

Virgil nodded. "Fine with me. Pat?" The emo turned to face Patton, waiting to see if he could catch an answer in his eyes alone.

Patton hummed quietly in thought, looking at the ground. "Alright... we just can't go too fast." Patton said, looking back up and smiling as his friends did a mini celebration.

Remus helped him stand up and kept him on his feet till he could stand on his own again.

"Feeling good Patty?" Remus asked. The moral side nodded.

"Yup. I think so."

With zero warning the Duke scooped Patton up into his arms, causing him to yelp.

"Good. Let's go!" Remus cheered, walking in the direction of the teacup rides.

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It was getting a bit late... the sun was beginning to set. Roman had convinced Virgil to go to the tunnel of love with him. (How he managed, the two had no idea.) But Remus and Patton had stopped to get some snacks before tackling the ferris wheel.

"One Cotton Candy please." Remus said to the person at the window. He had his arm around Patton's shoulders, holding him up against his side.

Patton had his eyes fixed on the ground. It was surprisingly quiet... His heart was pounding in his chest. He wasn't sure why he was so jumbled but it wasn't an issue when Remus wasn't around. He pressed his head against Remus' side, shutting his eyes.

Remus thanked the person and paid them before guiding Patton to a place to sit down.

The moral side got as comfy as he could manage on the seat and looked up at Remus. He was grinning, holding the cotton candy up to him.

"You can have the first bite." Remus told him. Patton leaned forward. He bit into the soft pink sugar and tore it away, letting it dissolve in his mouth. Nice and sweet...

He let out a happy hum, taking another clump of the sweet sugar from the mass. Remus grinned, leaning in and biting it as well.

They locked eyes momentarily and they both flushed, looking in opposite directions.

"So. Ferris wheel next, right?" Remus asked, daring to look back in Patton's direction.

The moral side nodded, pulling another clump from the cotton and popping it into his mouth.

Remus grinned.

The two worked on finishing off the candy, laughing with each other. Patton plucked the last piece off of the paper cone that has been holding the candy. He held it up to Remus, pressing it against his lips.

The Duke blushed, freezing up. They kept their eyes locked on one another's. Neither of them moved.

Patton wasn't sure why he had done this... Now they were stuck just staring at each other. Patton's eyes were shimmering... his heart was pounding...

Patton squeaked when he felt wetness on his fingers. He snapped from his daze and focused on Remus, who had grabbed his wrist and had eaten the soft sugar off of Patton's fingers.

Patton pulled his wrist from Remus' grip.

"Did you lick me!?" Patton squealed, his heart pounding so loud he could hear it.

"Was I not supposed to? Or was it just placement. I'm sure I could... find a better place to stick my tongue." Remus spoke teasingly with a smirk.

Patton was undoubtedly red in the face. Insanely red. Super red.

"Keep it in your mouth! That's where it belongs!" Patton squeaked, shoving Remus, a light laugh escaping him.

Remus laughed as well.

"Alright alright! I will." Remus said, smiling fondly at Patton.

The two of them stood from the bench, tossing the paper cone and starting to make their way to the ferris wheel.

"Remus...?"

Remus turned to the small voice. He noticed Patton's demeanor had shrunk a bit.

"Something wrong Patty-Cake?" Remus asked. Patton sucked in a breath.

"Why... why do you make so many sexual jokes?" Patton asked. He had been trying not to let it bother him but the question in his mind was being persistent so he wanted to ask.

Remus tensed up. Oh no... had he gone too far? Things were just starting to look better with Patton and he had to mess up now?

"Oh Patty I didn't mean to make you uncomfy or anything, I promise... me and my big mouth. Can't say anything right, huh." Remus said with a weak laugh, smacking his forehead.

Patton frowned, taking Remus' hand and squeezing it.

"No no, it's okay! I was just... curious. You... you said you didn't mean to anyways so. I believe you. Just...-" Patton put his rambling on pause and he sucked in a breath.

Remus smiled softly, brushing the moral side's cheek with his thumb.

"I'll be more careful. I promise Patty. Let's just have some fun on the ferris wheel, alright?" Remus said with a wink and a grin. It caused Patton to giggle and he hugged the Duke tight. He then blushed and pulled away, turning his gaze away.

"Sorry sorry. Let's go get on the wheel! Before the sun sets fully." Patton said. Remus shook his head with a fond smile, squeezing Patton's hand as he made his way to the line for the ferris wheel.

It wasn't very long but it was still a small wait to the front.

Patton jittered, looking around. He gripped Remus' hand a bit tighter as he pulled him up to the cart. The two of them sat down and the ride operator locked the bar in place. The ride started again and they were slowly moving upwards.

Patton leaned his head against Remus' shoulder, sighing softly.

"Feeling good Patty?" Remus asked. His voice was soft. Concerned.

Patton started feeling a little choked up.

"Fine..." He uttered, squeezing the Duke's hand a tad tighter. Remus shifted a bit, turning to almost fully face the moral side.

"You sure? You started sounding really mopey. Is it the ride? Or is it me? Do you need me to do anything?" Remus asked, his grip loosening.

"No! No it's not you!" Patton cried. His voice was still choked. "Y-You've been nothing but sweet to me. Throughout our whole friendship... if you can even call it that." Patton hiccupped and tears spilled down his cheeks.

"I hated you for the longest time because I was scared of you and the things you said and did didn't sit right with me... but you're actually so nice and funny and... and..." Patton rambled before cutting himself off with a sob.

"Oh Patty... I know." Remus mumbled, rubbing his back. "It's not difficult for people to hate me at first glance. I understand."

Remus waited for a moment before speaking again. "But... now I know you don't hate me anymore. A-And maybe it's just for the week! Maybe we'll split off in the future, I don't know. But this is the happiest I've ever been. Because I've been able to see you genuinely smile... Patton..." Remus prattled on, brushing his cheek with his hand.

Patton hiccuped again, reaching a hand up to his face and pushing his glasses out of the way. He wiped his eyes dry, sniffling.

"Listen... I don't know what the future holds for us. But right here. Right now. We're together. And I know this is probably gonna sound super crazy but even if we never talked to each other again if I just got one more thing from this week, it would make me the happiest guy alive." Remus said, tilting Patton's head up. Their eyes met.

"A-And... What would that be?" Patton asked, his heart pounding.

Remus gave him a large, goofy grin.

"A kiss. From you..." He muttered, taking Patton's hands in his own.

Patton lit up, his heart fluttering.

"Then what are you waiting for..." He whispered in response.

Then they were moving. And their lips were locking together. It felt like fireworks...

To think... this was what the week was leading up to. Patton wouldn't have believed it a few days ago.

The two pulled away eventually, looking at each other. There were stars in their eyes.

"I-I... I've always wanted to do that..." Remus muttered, his face an incredible red color.

Patton had to admit... He didn't always want to do it, but after all the time he had spent with Remus he couldn't say the thought hadn't been enticing to him.

The moral side reached his hands up, cupping his cheeks and pulling him into yet another kiss. It felt incredible. A feeling Patton never wanted to lose. All along it had been Remus. He needed Remus...

When they split, Remus was basically melting. "My dream came true twice..." He muttered, blushing even more than before.

Patton sputtered out a laugh. "Rem-" He cut himself off with a giggle, his head coming to rest on the Duke's chest.

He grinned widely, holding Patton's head and burying his face in Patton's curls, kissing his scalp.

He shut his eyes, nuzzling closer. This was perfect... He was so-

BOOM.

Patton flinched at the loud noise and he looked up towards the dark sky, gasping softly when he saw it being lit up with bright fireworks.

Remus looked up as well, holding Patton closer to him.

"It's beautiful..." Patton muttered, putting a hand to his heart as he watched the sparkles in awe. This was absolutely perfect.

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The two shared sweet kisses as they clumsily traversed the fairgrounds. They were supposed to be finding their friends but honestly? All that mattered to the both of them in that moment was the feeling of the other's lips on their own.

They narrowly missed bumping into many different people and got a few angry grumbles and complaints but they didn't care.

"I love you-" Remus gasped against Patton's lips, immediately connecting their lips again.

"Mnn..." Patton gripped onto Remus' shirt, moving his lips against Remus'. When they split Patton had sparkles in his eyes. "I love you too..." He said back, the fabric of the Duke's shirt gripped tight in his fists.

"We should get back to the car..." Remus muttered, brushing his thumb against Patton's lower lip. Patton nodded.

"Yeah... the others could be looking for us." He said with a soft sigh.

Remus hoisted Patton up into his arms, carrying him out of the carnival. Patton gladly nuzzled up against him as they walked. He shut his eyes for a moment, taking in everything. It had quieted down... Patton basked in Remus' scent and the soft, comforting thump of his heart.

"Ay! Patton! Remus!" A voice called. Patton opened his eyes, looking over to see Virgil and Roman. The moral side grinned. "Hey guys!"

Roman made his way over, Virgil trailing close behind him. "You have fun on the ferris wheel?" He asked, a smug look on his face. "You definitely seem more cozy with each other."

Patton blushed and got all frazzled. He fumbled as he tried to explain himself and...

"We kissed." Remus said, moving past his brother and Virgil with a smirk.

Roman and Virgil both froze, turning as Remus walked by, eyes wide.

"You're joking-" Roman called after them, following close. Virgil followed in shocked silence.

"I am not." Remus said, smirking.

"No way!" Roman huffed, absolutely bewildered.

Remus stopped and turned back to Roman, his face more smug than Roman's had been before. "Believe it." He said.

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Patton and Remus found their lips connected once again as they stumbled their way into their hotel room.

Remus shut the door behind them and led Patton over to the bed. They toppled onto the bed, grabbing at each other.

"You know Patty..." Remus muttered, kissing and breaking and kissing again over and over.

"Hm?" Patton hummed. They locked eyes with each other.

"They say... kissing is a love language. Care to... have a conversation about that with me... all night?" Remus asked, grabbing Patton's chin.

The moral side shivered and giggled a little. "Maybe just a little chat..." He said, giggling into their kiss as Remus connected their lips once more.

Yeah... they wouldn't be getting much sleep that night.

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Remus and Patton passed out at some point in the middle of their session.

Patton woke up and stretched, sitting himself up. He yawned, rubbing his eyes. He shifted to the edge of the bed, gently pulling the seashell necklace off and setting it on the bedside table.

He yawned again, covering his mouth as he stood up from the bed. He sifted through his suitcase and pulled out some pjs, moving to the bathroom.

He grumbled tiredly, perking up when he caught whiff of a sweet scent. He looked up, jumping a little when he saw someone standing there.

"Oh... you... you woke up." Remus mumbled, flicking off his lighter and tucking it away.

Patton looked to the counter. A freshly lit candle was sitting there.

"Vanilla Bean..." Patton mumbled, reading off the label. He looked up at Remus. "You've been leaving the candles...?"

Remus smiled nervously. "Yeah I uh... didn't think you would like the way I smell so... I've been lightning them in hopes that it would help..."

Patton smiled sweetly, walking over and gently putting out the candle. "You don't have to... it's okay... I... don't mind your scent." Patton hummed.

He cupped Remus' cheeks, smiling. "Lets just head back to bed... last day tomorrow... we should make it count."

Remus smiled, kissing him sweetly. "Sounds good..."

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foggyglow · 2 years

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when character become friends like… i love you lets look @ frogs together [Image Description: Three characters Nico Gavião, Bunny Duckworth, and May Duck standing together. They are depicted as teen versions of themselves and are standing in the woods by a creek. Nico excitedly talks while Bunny holds something in her hands and May writes something in a journal. Nico is a golden eagle with long red hair pulled into a low ponytail. They wear gold round glasses a gold necklace and a gold bracelet. They have on a white textured shirt with short sleeves along with black pants with a dark green belt and brown tall boots. Bunny is a rottweiler beagle mutt who has medium brown hair in a ponytail. She wears an orange sleeveless crop top with a sun on it and wears green capris. She wears no shoes has an anklet with a star on it and a necklace of a primrose. May is an american pekin duck with freckles. She has long blonde hair in a high ponytail and one side is shaved. She wears a yellow collared shirt with a brown skirt and a black leather jacket. End Description.]

#artists on tumblr #ducktales #may duck #nico gavião #bunny duckworth #duckverse #foggyglow art

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lesbianvarg · 2 years

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all trans females have the same personalities theyre all racoons frogs soft boi sweaters mullet glasses oppossums hhhhhh !!!!!!! froggos animal crossing anorexia chombky boi stonks emo boi kinky boi fruity boi GOBLIN BOI stinky fart stimbker capri sun autism raccoons smol hands froggos frogs raccoons goblins gomblin boi

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blitzendoggo · 2 years

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Kinky

What would have happened in Session 5 if Glib could've actually bitten Goodbid during their intro fight.

Mature themes but nothing actually happens (just a little biting)

I feel the need to make sure the reader is VERY aware that this is a shit post taken seriously (for the most part)

Goodbid/Glib (1324 words)

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"It'd be an easy contract," they said. "What are you afraid of?" they said.

This. This is what Mr. Goodbid had to be afraid of.

Being bitten by a frog while surrounded by a void of nothingness but faint, black tentacles slithering around him, and hellish whispers and god chanting directly into his ears.

But how did the suave, always prepared Mr. Goodbid get here?

Things had been going perfectly swell. The faceless thing just hit him in the face with an exploding ice knife, just before he can cast Shatter on both it and the frog, but he had managed to dodge the ice-shards and run up the alleyway.

"It's nothing personal, frog man!" He yells as the frog, who is literally shaking with rage, gets back to his feet.

The alley, which had become darker when Goodbid stepped into it, suddenly turns pitch black. The angry, three-foot-tall, glowing-red-eyed frog man starts running at him while an elder god chants what suspiciously sounds like "you fucked up" into his ear. The frog shoots him with Eldritch Blast, barely phasing Mr. Goodbid.

"It's a noble attempt- Woah!" Before he can finish his cocky comment, Goodbid is yanked -like a ragdoll- ten feet forward, putting him within spitting distant of the frogman. Distantly he hears the mannequin thing cast a spell before he is surrounded in a black void of nothing. Or at least, he thought it was nothing.

Tentacles swim threateningly around him, too far for him to touch, but too close to escape if they try to grab him. The God chanting is louder and is backed by evil whispers that are too quiet to understand.

And standing five feet away is the glowing-red eyes of the frogman that Mr. Goodbid is beginning to regret making angry.

"H-Hey now!" Goodbid yelps, trying to back away. "Let's talk about this!"

The frogman jumps (or at least Goodbid hopes he's jumping, he can only see his eyes) and tries to tackle Goodbid, but he's not very heavy, and Mr. Goodbid is always prepared.

Goodbid grabs the frog by the cloak and grapples with him, trying to pull him off.

"Damn, Mr. Frogman! You are one sticky son of a bitch!" Goodbid quips and he swears he can feel the frog growl something about dinner. A sharp pain courses through Goodbid's neck as the frog who is apparently vampire -frogpire?- bites his neck.

So, Mr. Goodbid is weaponless (can't get into his briefcase), blind, surrounded by what might as well be actual hell, and is being drank like one of his famous Capri Suns.

But when all else fails,

"Kinky a little frog man! I like it!"

Goodbid always has his wit.

It's certainly one of the weirdest sensations he's every felt, having his life force drained out of him. The frog is slimy, and his mouth is sticky and wet where it is lapping against his neck. He groans lightly as he rolls his head to the side, exposing more of his neck because if this is how he dies, he might as well enjoy it.

The frog stops drinking and looks up at Goodbid.

"What the fuck?!" He demands as he glares at Goodbid.

"What, never had a willing victim before?" Goodbid asks with a not-so-innocent smile. He bats his eyelashes a little and exposes his neck again.

"No! All of my 'victims' were already dead!" The Frog yells in his face, spitting what is probably Goodbid's own blood back into his face. It splatters warmly against his cheek, and Goodbid is definitely not having certain feelings about that. "And there is no fucking way you are enjoying that!"

"Come on, Glib!" A Russian voice yells. "Don't kink shame him! He's giving you free meal!"

"Yeah, Glib," Goodbid taunts. "Drink up." He rolls his head back and smiles down at Glib through his half-hooded eyes. He can't really see the frog, but he imagines he is either staring gobsmacked at Goodbid or glaring holes into him.

Now, logically, he should throw the frog off now that he has the chance and run for the hills, but he kind of wants to see where this is headed.

"You do understand that I am draining your blood, right?" Glib asks.

"Yep," Goodbid says without missing a beat, popping the 'p'.

There's a moment of silence, well not silence -the hell whispers are still happening- but neither of them say anything.

"You know what? I'm not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth," Glib grumbles as he latches back onto Goodbid's neck. Goodbid laughs but it quickly changes into a pained groan. Maybe he really didn't think this through. Something about the frog's skin irritates his and on top of a bite mark on his neck he will also have a red rash. Hopefully a rash, and not any degree of burns.

He starts to sway on his feet, his head light from blood-loss, before collapsing backward, Glib still latched tight to his neck.

Distantly he hears talking, but his ears are ringing too loud for him to comprehend any of it before he is suddenly being pulled out of the black void and into the too-bright alleyway.

It takes a second for him to register that he is looking at a pair of boots that definitely do not belong to the mannequin.

"I thought you had this under control?" The man says cockily.

"Lester!" Goodbid laughs giddily, although he's not sure if that's his name. The world is fuzzy, and- what was Goodbid here for again?

"That's not my name," Lester grumbles.

"Sure, it's not," Goodbid agrees flippantly before registering what was said. "And I do have this under control."

Glib detaches himself form Goodbid for long enough to look up and say, "fuck off, and leave me and my dinner alone or you'll be dessert."

Lester cocks an eyebrow. "Dinner?"

Goodbid opens his mouth to respond only for a groan to fall out of it as Glib goes back to actively killing him.

"Gross," Lester says as Mannequin laughs.

"Get a room," the Mannequin says. Glib hums in acknowledgement, making Goodbid's eyes roll back before he starts to pointedly ignore how the frog feels against his throat.

"Now that's an idea," Lester says with a grin. He pulls something out of his pocket, but Goodbid can't see it. He can't see much of anything because of a thick fog in his head. He faintly hears something crack before he blacks out.

When he comes too, he is in a clear-glass prison cell with Glib, who has already woken up, in a different box not far away. The Mannequin is in a different cell that is also far away.

"Listen, Monopoly Man," Glib says before Goodbid can even full take in his surroundings. "If you are going to be stuck with us, I am going to regularly use you as a food source."

"Won't that kill me?" Mr. Goodbid points out.

"It won't if I don't take a lot. I just need to take enough to keep me from getting hungry," Glib explains causally. To his credit, Glib seems much calmer now that he's had something to eat.

"Well, what's in it for me?" Goodbid, ever the businessman, asks.

"We are working a contract for someone with a lot of power. You stick with us, and you can probably get a pretty sick reward."

Goodbid thinks it over for a moment before slowly nodding his head.

"We'll work out the logistics of the contract once we are out of these goddamned cells," Goodbid tells him as he slowly gets to his feet. "And besides, I think being your little juice-box is funny."

Glib glares. "You're not my little anything."

"Aw, that hurts," Goodbid jokes.

"Hey, when you too are done doing kink negotiations, we need to find a way out of these cells!" The Mannequin yells.

"Shut up, S.G.!" Glib snaps as Goodbid laughs.

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