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the-hydroxian-artblog · 3 months
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Cucco Link! (for DarkFlipRaven, and others)
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peachphernalia · 6 months
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shitty phone doodles GO
i had fhe absolute worst conversation with my friends last night about . w. well about dream using Outdated Language. and. Yeag. sorry
[blue by p0pcornpr1nce, dream by joku, ink by comyet]
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besuggestion · 6 months
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Pinning a girl down and sitting on her soft cock so she can't leave... forcing a few pills in her mouth and making her swallow, then just watching as her chest starts to grow, as she squirms as her tits get bigger, her shirt stretching as they grow, and her eyes lose focus and she looks so, so pleased...
Sticking a few fingers in her mouth and making her suck, watching the slutty expression on her face as she desperately takes my fingers...
Her chest keeps growing, getting tighter until I pull up the shirt and her heavy tits flop around...so cute...!
Mmn, it's not fair she's hoarding all that milk for herself! I lean in to drink her milk, roughly squeezing it out of her fat tit as she moans and whimpers...
Ah,,,her cock is also growing harder inside me, getting bigger, just like her tits... it's so hard not to start grinding, but I know she won't last long once I do~
Her hips buck under me, but I pay it no mind, drinking more and more from her milky tits until I'm completely satisfied,,,
And, only then do I start fucking her, watching as she crumbles under me in a moaning pile of milk and cum,,,
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other-peoples-coats · 11 months
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struck by the idea where, For Reasons, plan saddest desert hermit doesn't get off the ground and team proto-rebellion have to pivot and pivot fast.
chucking the conspiracy equivalent of a uey at 100mph on the highway, and everyone involved is sleep deprived, stressed as fuck, and experiencing y'know, several levels of Devastating Grief.
the person with the brain cell is bail organa, a man who in canon spends like 20 fucking years playing ding dong ditch with a genocidal psychic space wizard and his boss, an even more genocidal space wizard. This man is not lacking in gumption, one can say. he is possessed of life threatening amounts of chutzpah, one might also say, except that he spends twenty years winning the ding dong ditch match with, again, a genocidal fascist dictatorship which includes two genocidal psychic space wizards who literally know he was in tight with the genocided group of space wizards plus the [mumble] number of other murderous genocidal space wizards, plus the rest of the non-space wizard space fascist cohort.
So. What does a man with a spine of steel, a heart as big as a planet, and more gumption than anyone should possess do, when plan 'split up the kids and hide the most famous man in the galaxy on the saddest hell planet' is a no go?
lie. lie like a fucking rug.
What's palpatine going to do? day one of the empire, his super awesome chosen one space wizard makeover project is still in progress and not yet wheezing his way into the galaxy's nightmares, and bail fucking organa strolls into the imperial senate with:
one (1) baby (female)
one (1) baby (male)
several (~20+) aides and various hangers on, including;
one (1) brown haired blue eyed man who could, if you squinted a bit, probably get third place in a general kenobi lookalike competition, were those now not super duper illegal
Sidious, of course, could be like A JEDI KILL HIM TRAITOR ETC, but, crucially, his wheezing attack dog is still on the lab table getting seven inches added to his height and cup holders installed, or whatever the fuck skeevy sheev added in as extras. Palpatine is an old guy who is still trading on being A Beloved Grandfather who was Reluctant To Take The Throne, and is still easing the galaxy into the whole, y'know, we're a fascist empire now, kneel or perish.
Palpatine, on day one of the empire, can't point at bail fucking organa and be like HABOURING A TRAITOR unless he is really, really sure, like 110% sure, because it's bail fucking organa and every goddamn senator will baulk like a horse at a plastic bag if he accuses, again, the senator of alderaan of high treason on day one of the empire.
A secret rebellion is fine, if not ideal; you can theoretically stamp it out, and, also, it's small, percentage wise.
The entire fucking galaxy thinking that, hey, if the guy in charge is going to go after fucking alderaan, what's to stop him going after us? bigger problem. huge problem. original trilogy kinda touched on that one. Day one of the empire, everyone is still basically on war footing, and fuck man, if alderaan is copping it....maybe this empire isn't great after all. maybe we can make our OWN empire, with a different emperor.
Would palps win? eh maybe. would it destroy all credibility forever and ever amen? yeah. the difference between a 'legally installed emperor' and 'a dictator we must overthrow' is how willing the galaxy is to lick boot, and there's not yet the fear of The Empire black bagging you to keep those tongues going.
so. palpatine can't say shit. palpatine can imply shit, palpatine can get his lackies to say shit. but, crucially, palpatine himself can't say fuck all about the goddamn kenobi lookalike that is now following after organa and wiping his kid's little butts and playing gofer and whatever else.
and what's more believable? bail fucking organa is hiding a traitor, or bail organa and his wife have a situationship with a guy who looks sort of a bit like a former general? the same kind of situationship that like, half the senate has had at one point or another with a guy (or guys) who looked sort of a bit like said ex-general. go to any high level business and/or political building, you'll find half a dozen guys who look vaguely like said hot ex-general, and many of them will have a more or less (often less) accurate coruscanti-ish accent. or will develop one.
(hey, it's a niche. gotta pay the bills somehow, and if you get the job because you dyed your hair and grew a beard, well, you're still using your political science degree, right?)
of course, that only holds for so long, but by that point it's been, y'know, a while. and that looks worse in a different way -- what, kenobi was fucking walking around in front of the whole imperial senate, and none of them noticed? absolutely not, all credibility is gone forever.
which means. that palpatine and the organas are stuck in a full on staring match about this guy who is 100% for sure not kenobi, because -- well. he can't be kenobi. becuase that would look bad. but also. it's kenobi. but also. it can't be kenobi.
(vader takes one look at this guy who looks like his master kenobi and then rolls his eyes, because he has already met aproximately 90,000 people who look vaugely like his master and he got very good at picking out how the newest one was not kenobi his master by the time he was a senior padawan.)
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gwendolyn-of-loxley · 16 days
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It's finally happened.
The tgirls of tumblr finally got me. My egg is shattered and, like ancient pottery, there is no way to truly assemble the facade that has been broken. I am a woman. I am a strong, beautiful woman, and I cannot wait to find out who I become.
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p5x-theories · 1 year
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Oh yeah, here’s those Phantom Thieves recolors that were also datamined!
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archi-pelago · 11 months
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more zonai au
wanted to doodle the god of time for this au, meet "Ordona" aka the Fierce Deity of Time
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Link is an ancestor of his and he's extremely hands off, usually passing shit onto Hylia or Demise or the three goddesses bc he's not invested in basically anything. when he is, its only when time and space is at risk, which isn't very often, but if he gets involved he's got a worse temper than Demise
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Link bullies an Ocarina of Time out of him! here's a size comparison. Considering Zonai!Link is about the same size as Sidon, this dude's a bit toll. He also didn't used to be a god of time until he defeated Majora a long time ago through his music, when he was still very very young
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it was a sad affair, and one of the reasons he doesn't participate in wars between the gods anymore. Majora nearly decimated the Zonai population and they never really recovered, even after Ordona took the helm. (as a result he's THRILLED that Link turned into a Zonai. hell yes my sonboy. furry upon thee!!)
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slabime · 1 month
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assorted stuff sorry for so little still having problems getting back into the groove + obscure weird hyperfix that I dont. feel like sharing art for.
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8redphoenix8 · 7 months
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Doctor. What do you see?
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duckdotimg · 2 months
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Darling sister! Didn't you miss me so?
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deltadescent · 5 months
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hello it's been a while.
SMALL EMETOPHOBIA TW FOR THE COMIC AND THE DRAWING THAT FOLLOWS IT!!! (only in mentions, no visuals).
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tazdrgaoneyetagain · 4 months
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i want to tear into flesh and rip meat and bite into skin and feel pearls of blood forming at my fangs i want to pull and tug until tendons snap away from bone i want to thrash a corpse around in my maw i want to lay across someones chest and sink my teeth deep into their skin i want to lick blood off my fur i want to tear through their stomach and pull out their organs and splay them out at my feet i want to hear the crack of bone under my bite the tear of meat beneath my paws i want to roll in the scent of their blood i want to revel in my kill and scream so people thousands of miles away can hear but at the same time i fucking NEED to be pet. please i need scratches behind the ears i need headpats. i need so very badly to play fetch with someone i love i want scratches beneath the chin i need cuddles and i must run circles around you and headbutt you happily i must rear up on my hind legs and greet you with a hug. yes i want to maim and kill but also have you considered i am also a very very good boy
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freaquin · 1 year
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good ending
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ascendedlordboy · 8 months
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the second drawing made me remember why i hate drawing his stupid ass anime hair.
and yet. i love him.
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theminecraftbee · 2 years
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really funny to me that. while editing his latest episode, joe messed up and one of the comments he was showing for his fandom quests just shows up as a red "MISSING FILE" instead. however. half his audience has just... assumed he did that on purpose. like he brought it up on stream and so many people were like "oh i thought that was a gag". there are many people in the comments ALSO going "i thought that was a gag". amazing. cultivate a fanbase that sees you blatantly put an error message on screen instead of the actual thing you meant to show and go "that's a great bit". because to be fair. it's a great bit,
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charcoalsdestiny · 5 months
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Day 2 of risecember!!!! i had. no ideas for this so. take raph and cass being sillies
prompt list by @sariphantom :)
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