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My name is salami❤
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pfffft, you call yourself a supervillain but you’re STILL using chrome? dumbass! everyone knows REAL evildoers switch to firefox!!
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just got called out of work and I got so excited I put clothes on my dog
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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good god im trying a third time tumblr hates me so bad if you saw the other ones no you fucking didnt. maxwil posting. big fan of the new skins auughhh.
their masks they match w the others outfit suspiciously well. they make me SICK.
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I made a new version stop reblogging the one from 2021 its scary to me. junpscare in my notifs what hole did you people even dig that out of. charllow.
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hello, sorry for reposting this pic but i really love how it turned out and want more people to see it!
take these additional sketches as my apology:
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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse
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As important as explicit gay rep is, nothing will ever be funnier to me than an entire fandom collectively deciding a relationship between two characters is gay without even a shred of subtext
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#'in wigan its as good as gravy. its the water off the peas' MAKES ME LOSE MY FUCKING MIND EVERYTIME. PLEEAAASSSEEEE.#'theres no pey. its just wet.' is a close second. for the love of god Please.
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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen
also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote
suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response
#im gonna be so real id probably jump a little and then ask if theyre ok💀. my 1st assumption will almost never be dead body out of context.#followed by Probably something like 'jesus fucking christ?'
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if i was at the battle of the bulge i would of sucked that thanggg.pengois style
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remembers all the times i was righteous when i should have been morally grey
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I appreciate "just some dude"-type of masculine aesthetic and comIetely understand why there is a lot of transmascs who lean towards it, but I just can't relate to it. I need more representation of transmasculine people who transition to be a dark academia history professor, an effeminate dandy, a mad scientist with mysterious sadness in his eyes, a gay politician, a Fyodor Dostoyevsky impersonator, a
#listen man when i finally get money to buy clothing that fits the aesthetic i want thats of high enough quality to#last long and be comfortable.#i will be. the scientist.
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