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loveistheonlytruth · 17 days

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taylor swift calling herself a tortured poet… come here bitch i’ll show you torture

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holeposts · 1 year

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my idiot roommate is sick and coughing but still using her goddamn hairspray. at 8 pm at night. what is it for? what is it all for?

#cant stand her ass #not only because shes a bitch who rearranged all my stuff 0.5 seconds after moving in #and invited a stranger to stay in the apartment without asking/telling me #and leaves her goddamn dishes on the counter for days at a time #and regularly fumigates the upstairs with her hairspray #and charged us all for the cleaning products she bought when we literally already had cleaning products and didnt want hers #and constantly invites people over without giving a heads up #and clogs up the fridge with her $200 week long juice cleanse bottles #and punctuates every single message with a smiley face emoji #but also because shes just a basic bitch and im a huge hater #the end

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mimiteru · 3 months

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TIME OUT!!

#not ship art #fanart #my art #mk1 #mortal kombat #mortal kombat fanart #ilustration #drawing #mileena #kurtis stryker #stryker be like: i cant stand her ass!! D:<#five minutes later: me and bestie 😘💋#mk1 stryker #tw blood #also mileena's black eye reference when kurtis fking smack her in Armageddon JFKSL

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14fucks · 2 months

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of course ill pay for your nails baby as long as i get to feel them digging into my scalp as i eat your pussy later tonight

#nblw #lesbian #wlw yearning #lesbian nsft #wlw nsft #wlw #butch4femme #butch lesbian #butch #i would like to kiss some pretty ass girl so sloppily and messily #i love acrylics i just cant stand to have them myself #i use my hands too much #(*giant obvious wink* but i just dont like them getting in my way)#so a femme who likes acrylics would be cool bc j could chip in ideas hopefully #if she'd allow me the luxury #and in return i get to feel stilettos nails that match my favorite set on her dig into my shoulders while i eat her out for #my true soul is always revealed in my tags remember that

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binobonobi · 6 months

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original under cut

#little witch academia #lwa #akko #atsuko #kagari #diana cavendish #diakko #dianakko #?#bitches be like cant stand her fake ass #10 minutes later me and the bestie #meme #has anyone done this yet?

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alonetogether · 6 months

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i did not want to be That Guy but literally if i keep seeing that the only tags ppl leave on that peterick bunk cuddling art is about petes ass i swear i WILL start biting people like i know it’s meant for fun and trust me it was funny to me to begin with too but having smth like that said over and over. without any sort of like further. compliment or excitement at least after is just disheartening at this point

#i doubt anyone gives a damn that i’m saying this but… listen. Please. if you’re gonna have fun about it can you at least put a heart emoji #the only reason he ‘has a fat ass’ is because of… me lining wrong and it’s like. not fun as an artist for it to be (INDIRECTLY YALL DIDNT #KNOW ITS OK) reminded i made a mistake. over and over #the sketch does not have cake i just. made that line way too thick and a little too curved so it. … Gave Him Cake #and i lined his back a little too far down than compared to the sketch so it makes it worse #anyway what i’m saying here is. literally i see like a hundred mistakes in that art and everytime you leave just smth like that as a tag #and nothing more? it just brings it All back up dude like. to the point it’s giving me stage fright SORRY BFKDBF #though tbh this is just made worse cause it’s like. most of the twt replies on twitter . and you all know i cant Stand her (twitter)#god i just keep talking huh #haiiii if you read this far. muah. kissy

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bnbc · 3 months

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#i got 'RT cant sit normal' bug #but tbh she looks more impressive standing then sitting #throne to big for her tiny psyker ass #Rogue Trader #oc: Isabella von Valancius #gigiltrader

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mrmosseater · 5 months

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they are best friends. my vision

#brawl stars #brawl stars fanart #brawl stars gray #brawl stars lola #mlm wlw solidarity #and RIVALRY TOO.#their friendship is literally like.#bitches be like cant stand her fake ass!!! 10 minutes later me and the bestie #gotta spread that lesbian lola propaganda somehow

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bonesrbleaching · 2 months

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well the service was beautiful. you two make a stunning couple. have you thought about kids? who did your catering? you are going to be very happy together.

#lolaa.txt #my art #oc: job #its unfortunate that he cant remember what she looks like now.#even the pictures of their wedding seem to have... changed.#his mother told him to not stand so stiff next to her. he kept her at an arms length even then.#^SURPRISE job lore. his ass was a TERRIBLE husband

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tmntphantom · 7 months

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surely.. surely the next thing i post will be not a wip, but a finished piece...

(for those wondering why the bottom two have shorter mask tails-

they are younger in those drawings (11-12). splinter had them wearing short mask tails till they proved they had skills to the point that longer mask tails wouldn't be a liability for them (getting grabbed etc). when they proved themselves, he let them customize their masks however they wanted

#raph and mike's dynamic is just #CANT STAND HER FAKE ASS!#*ten minutes later* me and the bestie!#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #my art #tmnt 2003 #tmnt 2012 #tmnt mikey #tmnt raph #raph and mikey #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt raphael #tmnt klunk #wip dump #wip #tmnt: phantom #tmnt: phantom wip

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jamminlocks · 7 months

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Venti Fontaine hijicks part 2 (pt 1)

venti is in court (for drunk reasons probably). Traveler and Paimon are his attorneys. unknown to the watching audience, there is a huge amount of stress and pressure for them, along with Furina and Neivellette to not mention the fact that bard on trial is actually the archon of another nation.

venti's trail will be known as a strange trail where there was no rain outside.

#“he is an archon” is not a valid argument #traveler painon and neuvillette has their palm on their faces as the stand on their stations #furina menally laughing her ass of to an archon on trail for shallow reasons #you cant “hehe” your way out of this one barbetos #genshin impact #genshin impact venti #venti #genshin impact paimon #genshin impact traveler #genshin impact neuvillette #genshin impact furina #paimon #traveler #neuvillette #fontaine

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das-a-kirby-blog · 1 year

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gosh I just hate keta mnight so much

#cant stand her over achieving ass

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bibyshitsuji24k · 10 months

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