HEY GUYS I'M ALIVE
ANOTHER ART DUMP!!
This was for the rp and I'm very proud of this one
8285!! Friend's oc :]c
Your honour I love him.....
Studies(?) and tutorial kinda
Anddd 56 bullying + my take on ota anatomy just for funsies. I tried to make him look more screwed up and less polished than that one model, since hes been around for a while.
ANWYAYS BYE NOW I RETURN TO MY SLUMBER AGAIN!!! UNTIL NEXT TIME....
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Anticitizen one neutralization confirmed
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new to hockey and trying to work out what the HECK the combine is? some sort of voyeuristic fitness test? is this real? how can this be real. i searched for fics but i found none and i have a million questions after seeing that photo of sid's titty fat getting pinched?? measured?? what>>????
I’m so glad you asked.
(sportsnet)
It was definitely put together by a sadist with a taste for young boys.
Essentially they do a ton of physical tests (in Sidney’s time it included push ups mandated at one per second, pull ups, throwing a heavy medicine ball, the weird chest contraption that measures push strength I believe, going as fast as you possibly can on a bike hooked up to a mask to measure your stamina and breath capacity) as well as taking height, weight, and body fat measurements (hello titty fat calipers). All together in a big room with the press and the team scouts and your fellow draft class watching.
Sid did all this (except the bike) with an injured knee btw.
(sports illustrated)
Then they go to select team for interviews where they ask increasingly wild questions. Last year, notably:
(tsn)
David Reinbacher is Austrian, btw. Also this team, the Canadiens, drafted him. Yikes.
However. Sid was such a sure thing (his draft class was pretty weak plus. you know, he was already dubbed The Next One) that reportedly many teams asked him if he had any questions for them instead. Spoiled little chosen one always getting special treatment. 🙄
The teams take all the physical data from the combine floor, the insights from their interviews, and their other scouting info and use it to inform their draft plans. One would think that the players’ on-ice performance that got them to the draft in the first place would speak for itself but then they wouldn’t get to see sweaty little boys put through their paces and make them squirm trying to come up with the right answer to nonsense hypotheticals I guess.
The rituals are incredibly intricate.
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Breaking Bad if it was awesome
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"is he even alive...?" (he is)
up ahead, chell saw a distinctive figure. upon closer inspection she could see an arm, and what seems to be a helmet. another human! but she couldn't figure if the person was still breathing, as they laid motionless on the ground. looking around, chell grabbed the first stick she saw. hastily, she crept up toward the body, situating herself a few inches away from it, just close enough to poke the helmet.
"s-stop it, go away, you mutt!" the human warned, thrashing around their arms as if to defend themself. when chell stopped with her poking, the human stiffened, then resumed their slumber.
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Just got my ticket to Nova Prospekt!!! :D Vacationgoals!!! :D
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