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DC X DP fic idea: Congratulations! It's Triplets!
Jason Todd can't remember half the crazy shit he did when he returned from the dead. There were a few years when his memory gaps were so significant lost he honestly forgot what year it was.
So he's not surprised he did some dumb shit where he was less weapon and more power-hungry teen.
He doesn't remember Jazz Fenton that well, but he does remember waking up next to her, making her breakfast as a thank-you for the fun night, and slipping away before she could ask too many questions. Logically he knows that leaving before she woke up was a bit of a asshole move but he hadn't cared back then.
He had thought he would never see her again.
Imagine his surprise when she enters a youth space program WE is running five years later. By this point, he had calmed most of his pit rage and had reconnected with his family. Bruce had even legally made him alive again so he's there as Brucie's second oldest.
Tim had practically shoved him as one of the heads of the program since Jason had rapidly developed the image of being the most Charity drive Wayne.
The point was to help city kids go on clear sky trips and co-work with NASA to help children who love the stars get closer to them.
Jason knew that Jazz, a woman of twenty-three, would have no reason to be present since the program was for kids ages four to twelve.
But the three dark hair blue, eye triplets that were dragging her around the booths indeed did.
By the looks of the triplets, they were five to six-year Olds.
Jason also noticed another thing about them. They were exact copies of himself and five years ago was the last time he saw Jazz before slipping away.
It wasn't possible right?
Trying not to bring attention to himself, he followed them through the event, noting every little gesture the children made. With each passing second he saw more and more of himself in them. Once the lights were dimmed for the crew to project an exploding star on the walls and ceiling, he could creep close enough and steals three hair samples.
Later he would test the DNA against his own and find himself staring at the results with slight horror.
He's a father to triplets and left their mother alone to raise them on her own. Jason needed to fix this as soon as he could.
(Danny, Dani and Dan get de-age after a misguided attempt to take the throne from Danny by a ghost whose extraordinary power was to revert people into a weaker stage and attack them. Luckily even as small children, they were able to defeat her. Unfortunately, they would have to regrow the human way to return to their ages.
Clockwork offers them a different dimension for them to age in, explaining it run crazy slow compared to thier own. One year in the other world would be a week back home.
They talk to Jazz who agrees to take emergency leave from work after faking a terrible accident with her brother, and she hopes over to Earth-slightly-to-the-left to find a house suitable for re-raising her siblings. There she realizes this is her chance to enjoy her youth too.
She has her first one-night stand.
She doesn't tell them when they hope over, and all of them go about life as simply as they can in a city as dangerous as Gotham.
They find out later that there is even a slight version of their family here though it's primarily due to someone on their dads' side of the family messing up the family tree by marrying someone different than their great-grandfather
Instead of Fentons, the versions of their family name is, Evans. Crazy.
Even more Crazy is that they return home after a week-long camping trip through a NASA-based program to find Bruce Wayne at their doorstep, a team of lawyers behind him, and Jason Todd holding flowers next to him.
He thinks he's the father of the three because that's what the DNA pulls since it's a version of them and when Jazz is so worried about collapsing the timeline and getting on Clockworks bad side she plays along.
She later finds out from a very calm Danny that Jason is not related to them. It's just that their comeback from the dead rearranged all three of their DNAs, so Jason was merely matching there. Jazz testing herself against Jason proves this to be true.
Dan and Dani? They just wanted a rich dad who showered them with gifts in an attempt to make up for missing six years of their lives.
Danny just wants Jazz to admit she's in love with Jason.
Abd Jazz? Well, she just wants to be a good guardian for them and hopes she can pretend to be Jason's baby mamma until they can hope back home.)
#dc x dp crossover#Jazz/Jason#misunderstandings#de-ages#Jazz freaks for a sec that she pulled a luke Skywalker#buts shes good#Jason is excited to be a dad
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i think i’ve learned a lot when it comes to not applying my own values to the media i consume
for my script analysis class yesterday, we discussed two gentleman from verona, and nearly every classmate of mine was up in arms about how sexist the story is.
and i'm not saying it's not, or that it's not infuriating to read. but i'm also not putting my energy into getting upset about something written 500 or so years ago. and i'm not about to put my own beliefs onto these characters that are not me. i'm going to let their choices speak for themselves, and interpret it in the context of the story.
all that said, this now brings me to the point of alastor in episode 5, and how viscerally people are responding to it. those of you up in arms about the choices he’s making, and the violent threat he gave husk, you’re missing the entire point of his character, of this place they’re in, of the story being told. he’s an overlord, and he became an overlord by killing much bigger overlords and broadcasting their deaths over the radio.
HE IS NOT A GOOD PERSON.
if you started this show with the belief that every character working the hotel is a good person, you’re in the wrong place. watch the good place if you’re looking for a good wholesome story about getting dead sinners into heaven, because that’s not what this show is about.
you’re more than welcome to hate him after seeing the way he exerted power over a being whose soul he owns, but you’re doing the media you’re watching a disservice by writing it off so quickly. if you don’t like to be uncomfortable watching media, watch something else. this is an uncomfortable show, it handles uncomfortable topics, and it’s going to be an uncomfortable ride, and if you’re not up for something like that, then you should take a break from it and pick up something else. you don’t have to get online and defend your own ideals while you watch a show that goes against your ideals.
#hazbin hotel spoilers#that’s not even touching on the fact that husk was an overlord too#he also owned souls that he used as currency to supply his gambling addiction#he’s also not a good person!!#the majority of these characters are in hell for a reason: they’re not good people#i quite frankly love the way this show blurs the lines between good and evil#our heroes are sinners and overlords and demons. while the enemies are angels. but that doesn’t mean our heroes are good people.#you HAAAVE to come to terms with that!! you have to stop seeing the world in black and white or you’re not going to survive this world#if you’re upset because alastor was cruel to husk fine! be upset! but explore why you’re taking yourself out of that world.#in this world sinners own other people. there’s no ifs ands or buts#‘oh alastor is a poc why would he own people’ he was a serial killer when he was alive do you really think you can apply your values to that#(and this is me speaking as a poc. specifically a mixed race poc.)#i cannot speak to who vivzie is as a person. but i’m interested in the message she’s writing and thus far i’m finding it compelling#it’s a similar story as the good place but it’s going the distance to explore even worse people than those in the good place#i don’t think it’s responsible to write something off just because unsavory things happen in it.#and she’s giving us so many different types of representation that don’t involve race (although we’re also getting a lot of hispanic rep)#just like cool your jets and maybe process some of the anger you’re feeling. and maybe nothing will change.#but if you act. instead of react. if you understand why you’re feeling some type of way and then make a choice.#that’s so much stronger and more responsible than reacting and not thinking anything through#hazbin hotel#alastor#husk#hazbin alastor#hazbin husk#anyway let me get off my soapbox#long post
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More Pokémon Horizons Episode 25 spoilers under the cut!
As much as I laughed from how this played out like an unintentionally comedic moment---can I mention how much this actually does to separate Amethio from the rest of the Explorers; how he's actually honorable and respects Friede as a rival of sorts?
The rest of the Explorers tend to use underhanded tricks to get what they want (Spinel brainwashing Liko and attempting to wipe her memory, Onyx and Sango trying to overwhelm the others against direct orders whilst causing the destruction of everything else around them), but Amethio has been unique in how he's regarded as 'by the books' (by Friede) and constantly tries to be on equal footing with his opponent- even if it means putting himself at the disadvantage when he has more resources to utilize.
He could've very easily overwhelmed Friede by having both of his mons attack at once (given how Captain Pikachu hadn't arrived yet)---and yet he- doesn't. Which is just so interesting to me as he's meant to have a similar goal as the rest of the Explorers (which is to retrieve the pendant/Terapagos by any means necessary).
So in this case, was it really a matter of defeating Friede so that he could easily confront Liko afterwards,,, or,,,,, was he trying to prove himself somehow? 👀✨✨✨
#fluff binges !!!#adding my spoiler tag for the tags here as well delelelewhooooooooooooppppppppp------------------------------------------------------------#AMETHIO MY BELOVED...........................#THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE THERE. SOMETHING ELSE HE'S TRYING TO ACHIEVE THROUGH HIS INSISTENCE ON BATTING FAIRLY#it's such an interesting detail to notice because he's actively Trying to make it fair for everyone involved#earlier in the season he Did snatch Sprigatito- though that was mainly to lure the RVTs to his location for a proper confrontation#he really didn't have any interest in taking Liko's mon for himself (and even judged Onia when she treated it as her own akjsdjkasds)#not to mention it doesn't seem like he's on good terms with the rest of the Explorers either- him butting heads with Spinel previously and-#--calling Onyx and Sango as “troublemakers”#ALSO ALSO NOTICE HOW HE DOESN'T GO FOR FRIEDE'S THROAT WHEN THEY BOTH DODGE OUT OF THE WAY WHEN THE TOWER FELL#ANDDDD AND THE WAY THEY B O T H MANAGED TO ESCAPE GALARIAN MOLTRES BACK IN THE MINES IN SPITE OF THEM BEING TOGETHER?#THERE'S.......... A MUTUAL RESPECT IN PLAY HERE.......................#LIKE HE'S SO OOGUGHGGHNGGHNG PICKING HIM UP AND RATTLING HIM WILDLY IN MY HANDS LIKE A FIDGET TOY#I WANT TO UNDERSTAND YOU MOREEEEEEE YOU'RE SO INTRIGUING AND ANGSTYYYYY WHAT ARE YOU HIDINGGGGGGGGG#ARE YOU JUST LONELY DO YOU WANT FRIENDS DO YOU WANT VALIDATION THE RTVS CAN GIVE THAT TO YOU YOU MUST OPEN YOUR HEART /J /J /LH#no but fr though I laughed harder at this moment than I probably should've#it's so funny how he just . does that so casually like “hold on let me switch” SKJDHFNSJDNFJKSND#amethio#explorer amethio#amethio pokemon#pokemon horizons#anipoke#pokeani
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THE BEST OF PRIORITY: TUCHANKA (PART 1)
Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Urdnot Wrex, and Urdnot Bakara
With: Dr. Mordin Solus, Primarch Adrien Victus, Dalatrass Linron, Urdnot Wreav, and Comm. Specialist Samantha Traynor
This will be the defining moment of Krogan history...
Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)
#mira makes gifs ✨#sophie shepard#urdnot wrex#mordin solus#mass effect#mass effect 3#me3#mass effect legendary edition#dailygaming#tuchanka is here baby!! she’s another two parter bc she was a chonky one for good cutscenes#i was gonna enjoy some ME3 last night bc i have to redo the coup for reasons™️ but scottina released reegar returns#AND THATS MY FAVORITE QUARIAN ON THE CITADEL (plus everything scott makes is stonks!!)#so we restored the ME3 install and divvied up the tuchanka footage into gifs instead while textures reinstalled lmao#but onto the gifset commentary as per my usual tag ranting: i adore tuchanka!! it’s one of my favorites for priority missions!!#wrex and bakara have some absolutely FLAME dialogue throughout the mission (especially bakara’s speech)#i usually pick a quote i like from the mission to subquote the post with and i wanted to use bakara’s but i decided it made a better gif!#also wrex head butting wreav is hot as fuck thanks for that one wrex you kinda ate on that#the first set is kinda boring compared to the second set but i love that the dalatrass comes in#and tries to make a shady little underhanded deal with shep!!! like that’s one of the more interesting ME3 plot points imo#i myself would never side with her bc i love wrex too much and disagree with genophage politics too much#but for her to come in with a shady little deal and be like ‘you should sabotage the cure and we’ll help you instead’?#i gotta respect her shady motives even if i hate her tbh lol#i will say i wish companions had a bit more dialogue in the cutscenes in the front end (and the back end too)#priority tuchanka feels a little? light? on the commentary from EDI and james#they both deserved so much more dialogue during the mission bc this is SUCH A BIG ONE??? this is such a huge deal???#i wish they had more to say here!!! bc i feel like they would both have so many thoughts on everything going on!!! ESPECIALLY kalros??#and wreav?? the city of the ancients?? like there's so many concepts that get the BAREST of touches and i wish they were touched on more!!#bc the city of the ancients is the best part of the mission imo.. like it's gorgeous and i wish we saw just a touch more of it!!#like c'mon i KNOW the companions would have SOOOO much to say in the bigger conversations!!!
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in fandom’s quest for a Cute Coffeeshop Lesbian RomanceTM, people are ignoring the fact that Maggie is not written to be a likable character.
#like. she’s sanctimonious personified.#she’s literally all of fandoms bad faith readings of Aziraphale cooked up into a new character#‘no judgement :)’ she says in her judgiest voice#‘how dare you intrude on our lives!’ while dropping her Life StoryTM on anyone who will listen and butting into ziracrow’s relationship#i am also colored by the headcanon that Maggie is not a person but a puppet/character#but like……there’s just a lot about her that comes off Wrong#which contrasts against Aziraphale because they got him so RIGHT#I don’t trust her mmmmmnOpe#good omens#season 2 spoilers
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don't care much for fanon that portrays lizzy as super duper naive and ciel has to take the burden of never letting her know anything while secretly resenting her for it and she's a little too innocent to ever read the room, but that's just how it is.
like half the reason she's so intriguing is because she's not as innocent as she appears! she has read the room, plenty of times, and makes the conscious choice to ignore it! being considerate to ciel, sure! but out of good intentions or not, she has to bear with the consequences now and that only made her situation ten times worse!
#like we can go into how we hurt people#with good intentions and white lies and ignorance#buts its very much there with both lizzy's and ciel's characters!#anyway people who complain they cant find any depth to lizzy when its them#who make her so shallow in the first place#like shes not that way#its yall!#🍅🍅🍅#kuro#elizabeth midford
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why are men literally the fucking worst
#theres a guy in one of my uni friend groups who has a crush on my friend also from the friend group#and she feels so so uncomfortable plus she hasnt done ANYTHING thatd give a hint that she likes him back. bc she doesnt#and now she doesnt feel ok around because hes so attached to her and so so needy and its like. well. way to fuck it up dude. fuck you#he has been acting so strange lately and not in a good way. strange awkward and needy and like. possesive.#her and i also have another friendgroup where frankly i feel much better with and she does too. and its like. well the guy is always like#butting in but now really being part of anything? like its not like he comes over to the grouo to be with all of us hes just sort of . there#talking only to her or sometimes me but its like not nice its weird and annoying#ALSO HES SO PATRONIZING TOWARDS HER ITS AWFUL#AND hes like. a bit older.... where its not like. the weirdest age gap i dont think so. but it IS a bit weird considering some of the things#he has said. like the other day he made a comment about how my friend 'well shes so young like people her age sometimes dont get [x]' like?#if you think she is SOOO young and SOOO out of touch with people your age well why the fuck are you asking others if you have a chance w her#get away from her really#sidenote: today she was telling me and a different friend about this problem and my other friend said it was really uncomfortable and bad +#that he used to think the guy had a thing for ME BEFORE??? and i dont know if he also thought -i- had a thing for him but please god no.#even the hypothetical made me feel super uncomfortable. also i used to feel like that a bit like he might like me and it was bad and gross#so i dropped a comment that let him believe i was a lesbian i think? also got much colder towards him . like. thats what you get fucker#about the lesbian thing i meant that he told me about a friend of his that had it hard coming out as a lesbian and i said like oh yeah being#like that was hard for me also. finding out i was not straight was tough etc .#dont remember if i said the word lesbian i dont think so but i did say i like girls and i didnt mention boys at all so i hoped itd be enough#also people dont really -get- what being asexuas means + didnt want to tell him im ace + techically i Can like boys bc romantic attraction#is undefined to me but i was definetely not going to tell him that bc 1. im much more prone to like a girl and 2. not trying to get his hope#up.#so anyway it was gross to realize other people saw it too so i mightve actually not been insane to think he had a crush on me but it was bad#and also. i really need for my friend to be comfortable in class so i might have to kill him who knows. well see#spikeposting#personal
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Finn: your nose is broken.
Weasel: yes, Finn, thank you, very insightful.
Sal: what the fuck did you do to it?
Weasel: I dont wanna talk about it…
Finn: I bet he tripped
Sal: no, he probably ran face first into a wall.
Weasel: guys, I'm not that uncoordinated…
Billy: you punched yourself in the face trying to pull your sheets up didn't you?
Weasel: yeah…
#My friend made this one but it was too good not to share#She made it to make me feel better about my broken nose lmao#I got gun butted last night#call of duty incorrect quotes#incorrect call of duty quotes#incorrect cod quotes#cod incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#Incorrect codz quotes#Codz#mob of the dead#sal deluca#finn o'leary#albert weasel arlington#albert arlington#billy handsome#shit post#call of duty zombies
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@beatingheart-bride
"Lass, you can't blame yourself for that!" Wilhelm insisted gently, and without a second thought, he reached out and gently lay a warm hand over her cool one, brow furrowing upon hearing this-it just seemed deeply unfair of her to blame herself for what happened, to beat herself up for it. She had no way of knowing what was going to happen that night, and she shouldn't hold it against herself.
"Wil's right," June agreed, as Randall too reached out to take Emily's hand in his, giving it a gentle squeeze as his mother continued, "You shouldn't blame yourself, Emily-you...you thought you were doing right by our son, and I...I can understand that. You came from a place of love, trying to...spare him the heartache, I know. But...even when you tried to stay away, you couldn't, because you love my son. It's why you were there that night, watching over him like a guardian angel. And you were his guardian-you saved his life, and I thank you for it."
"You didn't fail me, Emily," Randall assured gently, as he pressed a loving kiss to her knuckle. "Far from it-you saved my life! Even when we were apart, I still loved you-and you still loved me, enough to keep watching out for me, even if it broke your heart to keep your distance. Your love saved me, Emily! That's...that's not failure, far from it!"
#((interestingly in last night's episode she remarked that she loved both gg *and* chucky))#((which i admit i was a little surprised by-goes to show that despite everything they've been through))#((all the times they've butted heads and killed each other and screwed each other over; she still loved him!))#((and it's true; tiffany may be a monster; but if she has one good quality; it is her unconditional love and support for gg))#((who she's genuinely proud of-and gg still loves her; remarking that tiffany *was* actually a good mom))#((who always tried to protect them and loved them dearly-which is more than you can say of chucky!))#((because you're right-anyone who has loved chucky unconditionally has suffered as a result!))#((this is the guy who happily murdered his own mother who tried to protect him from a serial killer))#((a serial killer chucky clearly looks back fondly on during the flashback in season 1!))#((he was a sick puppy from the start; and he hasn't changed one bit since then!))#outofhatboxes#beatingheart-bride#V:Dark Shadows
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#sent my mom those bts x harry photos this morning thinking she’d find it cool#since she likes harry#but she literally just. didn’t care and it kind of hurt bc it’s such a huge deal for me#to see him and the boys in the same frame#i thought i’d get some kind of reaction and i just didn’t#so i felt kinda shitty about it#but then my younger sister came over and she came in my room to look around#and started asking me questions about bts while looking at my pc collection#and then she let me pretty much give her a two hour crash course on bts#while asking questions and letting me show her music videos while she tried to study their names/faces better#and it made me feel good bc i never have anyone around to talk to them about out loud in detail#or rave about them with or anything bc my parents don’t careeee so i suppress it all#and i literally said to her ‘i never get to talk about them’ so she just. let me#mind you my sister and i butted heads so much when we were younger bc we’re so close in age#we have very different music tastes#she will likely never stan bts and that’s FINEEE lol#but it’s nice that she respects my love for them and has even gifted me things/merch and keeps her eyes open for things#knowing how much they mean to me#she’s the only one in my family who really supports it without any weird resistance or fakeness like my parents do#even if they do sometimes try to show interest i know it’s not that genuine#anyway long post just feeling nice that my sister cared about the most important thing in my life even just for a little bit
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SDJGFLKSDJF ASD i cant watch starstruck with this cough because barry rocking up to syd and marge trying to hype up riva selling pleasure putty to the bachelorette party by slapping on his sunglasses and going "this actually made me cum hard!" made me almost pass out.
#my chest hurt#barry just butting in with the weirdest one-liners#this is 'sorry i just ripped ass' all over again#god d20 is good#shes getting marrieeeeeeddd#zvoon my beloved#d20 aso#a starstruck odyssey
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I love making the entire thing of "Maki is descended from a rarepair I like but I will make it ambiguous as to who" then to only just outright say "yeah mai and launch are her grandmas what of it? not like she knows her biological family lmaoooo"
I guess I don't make it TOO ambiguous I tend to draw Launch's bow or Mai's star patch on her casual outfits.
#gen#the intricate details of how i show maki is related to them from her tiniest mannerisms#from just being naturally good at shooting stuff to thinking blowing a kiss is indecent#maki asabi#oc rambles#as for why she's born so late given mainch's ages compared to her age and the age her mom was when she was born#lets just say pilaf tried to wish for immortality at the same time mainch tried to wish for a kid#and shenron misheard them#and boom got detective conan'd#can u imagine shenron mishearing you like that because someone butted in and fucked up your wish
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I love having a half hour long debate with my mother about how bad jk r*wl*ng is bc she decided to listen to that witch trials podcast! (lying lying lying I hated it it sucked I hate debating her)
#she’s like ‘ohhhhh but I get where she’s coming from!’ and I’m like ‘ohhhhhh but she’s actively harming trans people in the uk’#and then having to explain how her shit does in fact actively harm trans people. how it isnt just like. her being mean and unaccepting#like I think I managed to sway her a bit bc I pulled out receipts that they conveniently didn’t mention in the podcast#she was like ‘oh they really looked at both sides!’ and I was just sitting there like. if I mention her crossdressing serial killer book#then she is going explode I think#but god nothing like trying to explain transm//dicalism to her as well as deconstructing all of joanne's strawmen#but I’m trying to explain the climate for trans people in the uk and she’s like ‘yeah but’ and I’m like no! no buts! she is costing lives!#she is not a good person and it’s not hard to stop giving a shit about her mom! you have no stake in this. no horse in this race!#you aren’t trans. you aren’t an abuse survivor (which is a big part of ol jo's argument from what my mother learned).#and you don’t actually care that much about her work bc you’re not eleven!#it’s so easy to listen to the overwhelming number of trans voices saying that she is bad and just letting her go#but no we had to debate about it
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Im trying to make an rpg campain with my friends but nothing is working out ugh i feel like shit ok? Shit shit shit, like SHIT
#im planning this shit ok? im trying to be a good dm and get everyone involved but my party? not really motivated#one of my friends has never played a rpg or seen anything about it and is just doing this for god know why bcs i know she not into it#she doesnt know what the fuck shes doing here nor is showing any excitement towards it buts still says she will play it#the other barely even reply to my texts and i have to figure out what the hell is going on with her character#another one's character was made just today but at least he gets somethins abt rpg even thoung its not the same sistem#AND THE DATES. HOLY FUCK THE DATES#everyone's vacations are overlapping and we most probably wont be able to do it in person until mid febuary#im going insane#im probably over stressing over this but i was really excited over this just to realize it probably wont happen. at least not soon enough#bergi gabble
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I wish you didn’t delete that post calling out mm simmers being cliquey because you were right 🫢. This whole amongus thing going around is just another example of that if we’re being real, just isolating everyone else and rubbing it in our faces it’s pathetic TBH.
I don't think it's inherently meant to isolate everyone else who's not in that discord,( it comes across that way mostly because all of them kinda posted at the same time and had a whole inside joke around it, and when you asked it was like oh its discord thing among friends like that's kinda cliche.) I see why but as its been stated they don't own the among us game, nothing keeping you from joining in. I think its kinda dramatic to say their "rubbing it in our faces it’s pathetic TBH" I don't think that's what they were intending.
#ask#anon you make own fun do what you want#i got blocked by like three people for saying okuree has aggressive fans who she needed to check sooooooooo yeah#im good on the whole amongus shit tbh#its looks fun buts its just edits rn i wanna see some build yall!#step it up!
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