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“Couple of Chaos” : A Kim Namjoon/RM Commissioned Request: Plus Size Reader, Messy Reader

Kim Namjoon x Reader, Plus Size Reader, Messy Reader, Established Relationship

Prompt: Namjoonie and his partner who is just as much of a mess as him. A darling. A lovely person. Love of his life. But just as much of a chaotic mess as he is, lol.

“Life is the messy bits.” - Lisa Friedman

Headcanons: How Namjoon and Reader deal with the both of them being messy as hell.

First and freaking foremost, you’re both disasters

just full on

You’re both equally chaotic

one as bad as the other

and yet ya’ll will get on each other’s nerves so bad with messes

like…. ya’ll both do it and yet when it’s the other person it’s somehow terrible

hypocrites, the both of yuns

that being said, in a way, ya’ll kinda complete each other

Namjoon is a perpetual passport loser right?

And I’ve lost count of how many times he’s lost his air pods

Well, cue…. you

His personal storage locker… or purse. Whichever you want to refer to it

If you carry a purse, just snatch his shit from him and keep up with it so this man can actually board a plane

If you don’t carry a purse but wear a bra, stick it in the boulder holder

If you don’t do either, put it in your pocket for him

If you don’t have pockets then you have bigger problems to worry about that Namjoon-ah and his lack of ability to keep up with his shit

Now, assuming that you do have these things, you do this so often that Namjoon just knows you have them.

Needs chapstick? If you’re in a relatively private company, he just goes into your pocketeses for it

Passport? Ok, so Namjoon is smart as fuck. We get it. However, he do be having some primo himbo energy at times.

Picture this: Airport. Namjoonie lost passport. “Oh, wait a second. I know where it is!” Just turns and sticks his hand in your bra and deep sea dives in the titties until he has found what he’s looking for. Assuming that you have titties. If you don't, well again- homeboy is just deep sea diving in whatever area you're currently keeping his belongings.

meanwhile, the eyes of everyone around him have been scarred and you’ve just been violated in front of the entire airport

he realizes this in about 3 seconds and all he can do is give you that cute dimpled smile

of course he’s forgiven. It’s Joonie. If you don’t forgive him then I’ll be along directly to deliver an ass whoopin'. Let's not play with sweet Namu's precious feelings. He's an angel and a perfectly wonderful person. Fuck with him and you fuck with me. And I have raged stored from the age of three. I am now in my 30s. I have it and I will use it.

so yeah

and going back to ya’ll getting on each other’s nerves

doom piles

There. I said it.

Ya’ll both got doom piles and junk drawers and whole ass closets just full of random crap

and you nearly kill each other over it on a regular basis

“Jagiyaaaaaaaaaaa! Come on! There is a full on mountain of stuff here and you can’t even close this drawer.”

“Namjoon, would you like to discuss the entire guest bedroom full of figurines? Or perhaps, the closet full of books? Or maybe, just maybe, you would like to explain to me why there is an drawer in our bedroom full of baby things when neither one of us has any plans of having children anytime soon?”

“....” *Joon bites lip and narrows eyes

“....” *you lift a brow*

“Alright, jagi. My mistake. You hungry?”

“Yes, I’m starving.”

“Wonderful.” he smirks. “Where would you like to eat?”

Your head slowly turns around.

You narrow your eyes at his smug ass face.

“How fucking dare you, Kim Namjoon?”

And he has the audacity to smirk at you because he knows he bested you cause you can’t decided where to eat to save your life.

Jokes on him though because you just needed a project. It was sorting through your doom piles but now that he’s pissed you off it quickly changed to annoying the ever living hell out of him.

Lowkey though, jokes actually on you because Joon loves it when your fiesty and sometimes purposefully does this shit just to rile you up.

You also know this about him though. Which is why you left the junk drawer open and also why you got sassy.

He likes that you’re a mess and you love that about him too.

"This is the stuff that drives me crazy This is the stuff that's getting to me lately In the middle of my little mess I forget how big I'm blessed"

- This is the Stuff, Francesca Battistelli

Members Reaction to the Deities of Destruction and Disaster:

Seokjin: (A/N: omfg Seokjin you did not have to be so aggressively attractive. And that goes for you too, Namjoon)

Long suffering sigh. The hyung energy is strong here. It’s part frustration and part pure bewilderment as to why, how and what even is he going to do with the both of you. That being said, Seokjinnie thinks the two of you are super cute together. You definitely get scolded but also, he cracks easily because come on. Look at ya’ll. Thanks God every day that Namjoon uses you as his purse though. He is so tired of standing around in an airport, lol.

Yoongi: (A/N: Cue the dreamy sigh. Just look at them. Look at the smiles. Look at the damn ARMS!)

I’m gonna be so for real with you right now. He does not give a shit about the mess. I mean, don’t get his things in a mess but if you roll up in a 2003 lifted Tacoma, open the door and a bunch of shit falls out… I mean, maybe he might give you a little bit of a lecture but honestly? That’s ya’ll’s problem, lol. But also stop losing ya’ll fucking airpods, the both of you. If a bra works then do that because he will not be loaning you another pair ever again. And he refuses to talk about why.

Hoseok: (A/N: Mother of God. I have the fattest crush on Hoseok. Also peep that cute little Kookie. And how DARE you attack me like this, Namjoon?!)

Never in the history of ever was anyone annoyed more by this than Hoseok, lol. However, he doesn’t bitch. Oddly enough, he never complains about it. He never bitches. He never lectures. He does, however, come over to hang out and help the both of you clean your mess. Hoseok is great for body doubling if you have ADHD. However, if you have an issue with him doing the cleaning it might be an issue. It makes him itch and he needs to scratch it.

Jimin: (A/N: It's unspeakable how much handsomeness is in this gif.)

An actual ANGEL for body doubling if you have ADHD and you’re trying to handle the depression hoarder situation in your bedroom. Super respectful and understanding. He just enjoys spending time with his loved ones so he would gladly come help if you want it or just keep the both of you company. Because clearly body doubling does not with you and Joon together. You just make it a bigger mess. Acknowledging this: Jimin finds this chaos hilarious and doesn’t do anything to stop. Ya’ll are wild and unkempt and honestly? Jiminie is here for it.

Side note: I am particularly attached to Jimin in this gif. Look how beautiful. Look how handsome. I swear, that man is dangerous. We are all very, very, very lucky that he's such a sweetheart because don't act like if he asked you for a kidney that you wouldn't immediately start looking for something to carve with . And if that happened to be a spoon, we'd all just accept our fate. Don't lie.

Extra Sidenote: Namjoon be looking extra delectable. *chef's kiss*

Taehyung: (A/N: First of all, damn Namjoon. Those arms. Sweet lord. I'm looking, Joonie. Respectfully, of course..... but I do be lookin. Second, does Taehyung not look like the most precious creature in all the land?)

A precious darling. He does not give a shit about the mess. He just loves his hyung. He loves his hyung’s love. Ya’ll are special to him and that’s how you are. He thinks it is part of ya’ll’s charm and your charm as a couple. Ya’ll are a messy couple but not in the having your dirty laundry out for everyone to see way. In a “aw, Jiminie, look at them. They are such tragic disasters but they’re disasters together.” kind of way. He will find a way to make it romantic no matter what.

Jungkook: (A/N: Just Jungkook out here living his best y/n life, honestly, lol. )

Ok, so here’s the thing, lol. Jungkookie has had his own issues with messes here and there. Also, let's be honest.... he's got the fattest crush on Namjoon, lol. His crush on Namjoon may even rival the crush I have on Hoseok. Like, I kinda doubt it because there ain't much I wouldn't do for that man but still. Jungkook loves him's Namjoonie. He loves all that Namjoon-ah is associated with. He's his biggest fan, lol. With you, it is honestly the same. Like... his hyung is in love? Who is this person that has captured the heart of the most magnificent Namjoonie? If you managed to do that and Namjoon is happy.... honestly Jungkook adores you. Regardless of the hopeless fucking messes that the both of you clearly are. He and Taehyung share this but in addition to this, Jungkookie will literally help you with anything you need. He just wants to hang out with you both so he'll do like his Jimin hyung and either just chill while you sort or he'll help you. Or just hang out in the chaos and not solve anything, lol. He just loves his hyung and he loves his hyung's love as well. It's as simple as that.

A/N: Thank you so much for reading my content and thank you so much to @alisoncdariel for commissioning this piece! I hope you enjoy it!

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emeritus-fuckers · 1 year

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Hi! I hope I'm not bothering you, could I request the Papas (young Nihil) with a reader (their romantic partner) who is having a really strong baby fever? 🤍

Hii! Both version of Papa Nihil are always included whenever we get a "Papas" request, so there's no need to specify for the future! 💙 - Jez

Papas dealing with their s/o's baby fever

Primo

He's been longing for a family for years.

He loves the idea of having a loving partner by his side and watching his children grow up.

But first he had his brothers to take care of. He couldn't abandon them, after all, knowing what it was like, feeling your parents don't care about you.

And he kinda got some of his dreams to come true, I guess? He raised kids. His brothers and the twins, too.

And he had you, a loving partner.

But then you say you want you own babies and he's just so shocked at first?

(He may have caused it by showing you all the baby pictures of the kids he raised.)

He will ask you multiple times if you think that's a good idea. He's not gonna be mad at you or anything like that. But... He is old. He doesn't want you to end up having to take care of the child alone.

It would take some convincing to get him to have a baby. But he does love children. And he's soft for you. He will give you a baby.

Secondo

If you bring up wanting a baby, he's gonna assume it's just a cutesy way of saying you're horny.

But then you talk about having a baby, not making a baby and he realizes what you meant.

Asks you to let him think about it for a bit and since it's a big decision, of course you agreed.

Dude RUNS to Primo to ask what to do.

He spends a lot of time talking about with his older brother.

He wants the baby, yes, but he's worried he's gonna fuck up. Needs Primo's support.

He only finally feels secure enough with his older brother's encouragement.

He comes back to you and tells you that if you want a baby and think he deserves to be the father of your baby, he would be honored to give you one.

Terzo

Well now he's got baby fever too!

He loves babies, babies love him.

You cannot convince me Terzo never wanted a baby, we've seen how happy he was to interact with them.

Before he became Papa he'd always offer to look after the kids in the Ministry like a little kindergarten teacher!

And you want to make a baby??

With him??

You want his baby??

He literally falls in love with you over again when he finds out.

Loves making the baby, loves watching you when the baby grows inside you. He's absolutely there when you give birth.

He adores watching you interact with the baby.

He's the one getting baby fever now.

Comes up with the excuse that every baby needs siblings.

Copia

He spends two whole minutes stuttering in shock when you tell him you want a baby.

Like??? You??? A baby??? With him???

You want him to be a papa to your child???

He's literally so flustered, he needs a few minutes to reload.

The full process between you playfully telling him you want to have a baby with him (even if just for shits and giggles) because you've watched far too many baby videos on the internet and him regaining the ability to talk takes twenty minutes.

It would take less but you've decided to tease him, restarting the progress he made a few times.

It's adorable how he's so confident on the stage but so silly with you.

When you finally stop tormenting him, he's gonna need to be coddled.

He kinda cures your baby fever? Mostly because he's a baby sometimes.

Old Nihil

"No."

"Hear me out..."

"No."

There really isn't much to add.

He's too old to make a kid anyway.

Young Nihil

"Damn it, not again..." He mutters under his breath.

"Look, babes, I've got three of those already. One of 'em's an adult. Kids aren't fun. People always say they're 'aww so cute' and shit, but they're trouble. So drop it. Want me to fuck ya? No problem. But I'm not having a fourth kid."

Now, keep in mind my headcanon of Nihil having many issues from his own father and having his first kid way too soon. He talks like he hates kids, but it's because he's scared.

Even he is not in the mood for sex in a while.

Still, he'd try to cool off and talk to you again. If you're really close, he might tell you about his insecurities and issues.

I truly believe that if he had the right person by his side and lots of fucking therapy, he would be a better dad and would manage to have a somewhat okay relationship with his kids.

Please be that person, he needs you.

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whatawonderfulexistence--blog · 7 months

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Kinktober Day 8: Aphrodisiacs (Primo x Fem! Reader SMUT)

ITS FINALLY PRIMO TIME!! I've been wanting to write a fic for him for so long now but whenever I try it doesn't come out right. So, since I don't have time to obsess over every single detail of the fics I publish this month being perfect, due to the sheer volume of them, I figured this would be a good time to give it a shot. We fuckin this old man tonight, strap in guys, gals, and non-binary pals.

WARNINGS: MINORS DO NOT INTERACT, MDNI, 18+, mostly fluff because Primo makes me soft, confessed feelings, weed smoking, consumption of natural aphrodisiacs, reader rides Primo (we gotta be nice to his joints), blowjob, creampie, slight praise, just some good ol' love making, nothing too crazy, they just end up not being able to keep their hands off each other

My Masterlist! ~ AO3 Link!

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"My dear, is everything alright? You've barely touched your tea." You were ripped from your thoughts at the feeling of Primo's warm hand coming to rest on top of yours. You blushed, giving him a small nod.

"Yes Papa, sorry, I was just thinking." You admit with a bashful chuckle. He slowly pulls his hand back, satisfied with your answer despite the fact he knew you weren't telling him the complete truth. You had planned this afternoon in hope of finally confessing your feelings for Primo. But, you would be lying if you said you weren't a little distracted by his mere presence. Despite his age and constant declarations that he no longer possessed the same vigor he used to, Primo was still a consummate flirt. His slow and careful movements had you aching for him to touch you; the way his finger would slowly trace around the rim of his tea cup as he listened attentively to you speak, when he would guide you into the greenhouse his hand would hover over the small of your back, his intense gaze trained on your smallest movements left you feeling more aroused with every passing second. When you would spend time with Primo he wouldn't allow you to even lift a finger, despite the fact that it was you who asked for his company. He poured your tea, he had arranged the charcuterie board, anything you needed during your time together he would take care of. You take a small sip of the tea Primo had prepared for you, an herbal blend he had made himself. The drink left you feeling warm from head to toe as you tried to not let your mind wander, despite your excited state, time alone with your Papa was something that should be cherished. You looked over the small board of snacks he had prepared for you; fresh figs drizzled with honey, the finest chocolates you had ever tasted, a small bowl of pomegranate seeds.

"Did you know," he starts with a groan, "that some believe that it was a pomegranate the snake offered Eve in the garden of Eden, not an apple?" You shake your head with a giggle.

"I didn't. Did you know that all of these foods are considered aphrodisiacs?" You rebuttal.

"Maybe I did." He responds casually, shitting you a sly wink that instantly gets you flustered. He motions for you to wait a moment, he stands and makes his way into a back room within his greenhouse. He returns a few moments later with an ornate pipe and small jar of marijuana. He returns to his seat with a sigh, meticulously pinching a good sized amount for him to smoke. He lights the bowl with ease, no doubt from years of practice. The soft haze of smoke fills your vision as he exhales. "Would you like some?" He offers.

"Please." You were hoping this could help dissolve your nerves, leaving you with no space to think of anything else besides the unbridled emotions for the man who sat across from you. You take the piece in your hands, locking eyes with Primo as you bring the end to your mouth. He lights the bow for you, waiting for your signal to stop. You inhaled deeply, the musky, earthy flavor and scent of the herb dominating your senses. Your eyes instantly grew heavy as the smoke filled your lungs, you leaned back in your chair as you slowly exhaled. Primo looks at you with a satisfied smile, watching as your high quelled your nervous fidgeting.

"Now, not that I don't enjoy your company my dear, but surely there's a reason you asked me to join you this afternoon." You could tell by the time in his voice that he had you exactly where he wanted you. You shouldn't have been surprised, he had stayed himself in the past that he's had Siblings fall for him over the years, you were sure that you were no different than any previous admirers. "Surely it wasn't to try and catch the attention of this old man." You can't help but involuntarily wince as he hit the nail right in the head. "Sorella…" he coos, your eyes trailing over to his features at the sound of his gentle tone. "Come here, little one." He pats his lap. As you step closer to him, he takes your hand, guiding you to a comfortable position perched across his thighs. "Tell your Papa what's on your mind, hm?"

"I… have a bit of a confession to make." You chuckle awkwardly. "Papa… Primo," you correct, feeling this wasn't the place for honorifics, "over the time that I've known you I've found myself falling for you. I'm sure you've had plenty of confessions from other Siblings, I know I'm not special, but I can't keep going around pretending that I don't feel this way about you."

"(Y/N)," his finger trails across your jaw, prompting your eyes to meet his. "I never want you to feel like you're not special in my eyes, fiore." He takes your hand in his, it felt as if sparks were dancing across your skin at his gentle touch. "I'm the one who should be grateful for receiving even a fraction of your affection."

"Papa, I…"

"Primo." It was his turn to correct you, shooting you a playful smile.

"Primo," you giggle. "I… I'm not really sure what to say." He pushes some stray hair behind your ear before his arm wraps around your waist.

"You don't have to say anything, my dear." He gives your waist a gentle squeeze. "We were already having a fantastic evening together. I don't see the harm in continuing that… maybe seeing where the night takes us from there." You can't help but squeeze your legs together at the thought. Being so close to Primo like this already had your body going haywire, the aphrodisiacs you had consumed definitely weren't helping either. He smirks at you suggestively as he realizes your ruffled state. Primo packed you another bowl doing what he could to try and ease your nerves. You spent the rest of the evening cuddled up in Primo's lap, the two of you laughing and smoking the night away until you made the mutual decision that your company would be greatly appreciated in his quarters. Primo had one of his Ghouls prepare a fire, the two of you getting nice and cozy on his couch. A little joint was passed between you as Primo hand fed you small squares of chocolate. You wanted to melt into him, the feeling of being fully relaxed paired with your accepted confession clouding your mind with thoughts of only your Papa. "You look absolutely divine in the firelight, my darling." Primo purrs. His arm snakes around your waist, pulling you into his chest. Your face lands in the crook of his neck, allowing you to revel in the smell of sweet incense, damp earth, and herb. You dared to glance up at him, his mismatched gaze finding yours as he felt your eyes land on him.

"Primo," you whisper softly, "can I kiss you?"

"I would love nothing more, cara mia." A smile ghosts over his lips as he leans into you. Primo was so gentle as he held you in his arms, scared as if you would break like a china doll. You let out a satisfied sigh as his lips finally met yours, finally experiencing something you had been dreaming about for a long time. He squeezes your waist, his free hand coming up to cup your cheek. The bitterness of his papal paint mixed in with the sweetness of the chocolate you had been previously eating, the kiss quickly becoming more heated. Primo guides you to his lap, your knees sinking into the plush couch cushions as you straddle him. He groans softly as you sink your full weight onto him, you can't help but smirk slightly as you feel him start to grow hard beneath you. He places his hands on your thighs, allowing them to slowly push up the hem of your sundress. He shivers at the feeling of your bare skin under his fingertips.

"Forgive me for being so blunt," he starts with a chuckle, "but you seem to have gotten me a little, eh, excited." He hissed through his teeth as you shift your hips. Despite the fact you could feel his reaction pressing into your clothed heat he was still trying to be somewhat of a gentleman.

"Is there any way I can help, Papa?" You ask coyly. You feel him twitch slightly at the sweet sound of your voice.

"Is it alright if I touch you, fiore?" His fingers squeeze against your thighs.

"Please." You respond breathlessly before his lips crash back into yours. His hands slide under your dress and over the curve of your ass, pulling you as close to him as he could manage. His lips trail over your jaw as he slowly works you out of your dress, groaning in arousal at your mostly naked form.

"You're so beautiful, fiore." He places kisses across your collarbones, holding you firmly by the hips as he listens to every soft mewl and gasp he can pull from you.

“Papa,” You sigh softly, “can I taste you?” He nods, keeping his sultry gaze on you as you lower yourself to your knees. He assists you in pulling off his ceremonial robes to reveal his bare form underneath. He lets out a low growl as you slowly stroke his member in your hand. You tentatively wrap your lips around his sensitive tip. His fingers lace into your hair, his hips bucking slightly as you eased yourself down his shaft. You allowed him to set the pace, moaning around him as you looked up to see the expression of pure pleasure on his face. You pushed yourself down, feeling his cock hit the back of your throat.

“Bene, fiore. So good for your Papa.” He groans as you continue to bob your head. He beckons you back into his lap, you moan with anticipation as you feel him swipe the head of his cock over your entrance. You whine as you slowly lower yourself onto him, your thighs shaking slightly as you fully sit on his cock. You grip tightly onto his shoulders, bouncing yourself at a steady pace. Primo rested his hands on your waist, your arousal dripping down his erection with every thrust. You felt incredible on top of him; the way your ass would jiggle with every bounce, your sweet moans filling his ear, your warm body pressed tightly to his, Primo believed you were a gift from the Dark Lord himself.

“You feel so good.” You groan in his ear. Your moans turn to screams as Primo begins to fuck up int your. His fingers grabbing tightly on your hips, he slammed you down repeatedly on his cock like you were his own personal fleshlight. You felt his thrusts begin to grow sloppy, the moans from his mouth quickly becoming more breathy and almost desperate as he chased his climax. His hips stuttered as his hot cum shot into you. His fingers find your clit, expertly rubbing against the sensitive bundle of nerves that sent your own climax crashing over you. You collapse against his chest, the room filled with the sound of your labored breathing.

“Mi fiore.” He whispers, you hum in response as you nuzzle your face against his neck. “Would you like to spend the night?”

“I would love to, Primo.”

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amphibiahawks321 · 2 months

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Are you a genshin impact fan that's not the toxic ones?

Yes i am! Because (1.) I only ship the characters if I find them cute together (2.) I prefer focusing on the game then shipping the characters (3.) I hate some ships not because they're GL or BL but because it LITERALLY does NOT make sense at all like Arlefuri? Kaeluc? Oh come on people we're becoming the MHA fandom (4.) Instead of being angry at someone for shipping different ships i start screaming when I don't get the artifact and character I want on genshin (5.) I don't compare who's better HSR or Genshin impact because I have both of the game and they're fun as fuck and doesn't need to be compared (6.) I don't hate new characters when they first get introduced like bro they haven't even been introduced and you're already breathing down their damn neck! (7.) I don't call the characters weird fucking nicknames I once saw a comment on a Kaveh edit and she dead ass said "mah baby girl Pookie 🥺" his a fucking grown man people! (8.) And don't get me started on "hEadCanOn sExUaliTy"

"yAe mIkO iS a lEsbIan!"

"DiLUc Is cLeaRlY gAy!"

Bitch shut the fuck up, none and I repeat NONE of the characters have canon sexualities I mean look at the owl house fandom atleast they waited for there characters to be confirm what sexuality they are by the CREATOR! Of the show, so every single time one of you said a character's canon sexuality is this THEN....IT'S....

Because you know why? It's not confirmed by hoyoverse! You know the group that MADE THE GAME! (9.) I don't complain shit to hoyoverse when the game gets an event! Mothafucka if the event can get me primos I ain't complaining about shit (10.) I don't hate mihoyo when they give a character a sad backstory like bro are you flipping kidding me! It's a game!

#genshin impact #fuck you toxic fans

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lightbluuestars · 4 months

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Hello! I was wondering if you had any thoughts about inexperienced reader( gn if possible) with Primo? I can just imagine that he would have so much patience with an inexperienced partner. I love your writing so much!🖤

thanks for the ask, my dear! i hope you like it :3

primo with an inexperienced/virgin reader

primo is such a soft and gentle partner when it comes to taking virginity/plain inexperience

he wants to make your first time with him a memorable experience

he’s so soft and sweet with you! he will most definitely talk you through every little thing he does

makes sure you know the safeword, and if you do say it he stops whatever he’s doing immediately, very intent on making sure you’re comfortable in every way

it starts with soft, slow kisses. when you climb into his lap to start kissing him harder, he asks if you really want to. when you say yes, he cups your jaw gently and leans in to kiss you once more.

he’ll lay you down on his soft silk sheets, the dim lighting in the room perfect for the occasion

he helps you out of your clothing, and his eyes rake over your body hungrily, but he knows to take it slow.

he’ll caress your body so gently, loving touches all over until he reaches your sensitive spot and you let out a quiet moan.

will pleasure you with his mouth first, he coaxes the sweetest sounds out of you

he knows how huge his dick is, and if you want him inside you, he will be inside you

puts a shit ton of lube on his cock so he slides in easy

fingers your hole (whichever one) and scissors you open to prep you for his size

when he starts to slowly push in, he praises you and tells you how good you’re taking him in, all the while stroking your hair and making sure you’re okay with every inch that sinks in inside you

once he’s pushed in to the hilt,he stills and waits for you to tell him it’s okay to start moving

when he gets the green light, his thrusts are slow and well spaced apart, not too far apart, evenly spaced enough to keep you in a constant state of pleasure

you cum so fast because of how huge his dick is and how good he feels, and he soon pulls out and cums on your stomach/ass because you are so tight

an amazing experience, he’s so so so gentle and caring. his aftercare is also so amazing, he’ll shower/bathe you and give you a little massage if you need it. an amazing man <3

#i want him so bad #i hope you like!#anna answers #primo #primo x reader #spicyness #my writing #my headcanons

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bronx-bomber87 · 11 months

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No better way to end a Friday than with a review. We are in the home stretch of s1 still crazy to me. Excited each time get to write up my reviews. So thank you all for your interest and support as always. Lets dive in to the third to last ep shall we?

1x18

Homefront.

After having a non Chenford ep always happy to have them back together. Loved dissecting Lucy and having insight into her family life but I missed them. They don't have a ton of content in this one. Pretty Talia driven one but what they do have is really good. Underrated moments in this ep for them IMO.

Our first shot of our fav duo is at the hospital. They’re visiting a released convict they were assigned to check up on. Tim makes a comment about filling his hours when not studying. To him it makes the most sense to fill his dead time with work. Lucy is immediately all over that comment. Because Lucy don't play around at all when it comes to Tim. She knows that isn't healthy for him. She starts probing as to why he doesn't have a hobby. She's genuinely surprised he doesn't have a way to decompress/recharge.

His first answer cracks me up it’s so Tim. Also how he adds in for her not to give him shit cause it has 'work' in the title LOL He knows her so well. He tries to combat her answer before she even says it. Lucy doesn’t deny she thinks that anyway. Goes on to say he needs something for himself. A way to decompress. Maybe even have a little fun. Gotta love her for trying to get him out of his comfort zone. He’s a creature of habit and doesn’t like that to be upended. Lucy is very aware of this and can't help herself but to challenge him on it.

The eye roll she gives him is primo. She knows this is going to be an uphill battle per usual. Tim fights her on it because its his natural first instinct. He always fights her on it and she always ends up seeping in. Jolting his system and POV on things. I do love him opening and holding the door for her. Ever the gentleman even when they’re arguing hehe

This shot is just because they're so pretty just standing together haha. That's it really. I mean look at them. Their Tall/Small thing never ceases to make me happy. Also Tim's stance pretty damn appealing tbh. I mean look at dem biceps. It's a wonder Lucy gets any work done haha

They respond to a call at a paintball place. A guy named Jimmy has lost it and impaled another player with a piece of wood over the game. Go on to tell them he plays there every day. He'll be hard to find. They head off to find Jimmy. Lucy does not waste a second before she is giving him more crap. So damn sassy with him. Using this guy's obsession to prove her point about why its bad to be focusing on one thing too much. They were married long before they ever dated people haha Lucy is so smug in this moment. Makes me happy haha

Tim defaults to what he usually does when’s she got him dead to rights. Clams up. Tells her to shut it cause that’s the best come back he has at the moment. LOL The smile on her face when she says ‘Yes sir’ Lucy knows that ‘shut it’ is just him annoyed he has no witty comeback. Lucy is reveling in the fact he can’t fight her on this one. No leg to stand on and he knows it.

They start searching the paintball area for their suspect. Lucy makes a comment about it would be easier if everyone wasn’t wearing camo. Tim gives her his company line about this job isn’t meant to be easy. She instantly disregards it and asks him if he’s ever played paintball? Trying to peak his interest. His reply cracks me up. Not a doubt in his mind he would crush these people at this. Her face is what kills me the most. That’s the wifey face. Placating him like ok babe....

I also love her blowing past his TO line earlier haha Very early on Lucy would’ve said yes sir or nodded. We’re long past those days even in s1. Especially at this point in time. That rapport and comfortability has come to stay. She’s on a mission to find him a hobby to help him relax. Bypasses Teacher Tim without blinking.

Tim starts to explain why he would straight destroy these people at paintball. Using one of the players as an example. Also Timothy there is no need to lean so close when explaining strategy to her sir heh But he does it anyway and she’s grinning like a fool. I’ve always loved the magnetic pull these two have between them. Whether they’re aware of it or not. Personal space is word not found in their vocabulary. Clearly passionate about what he's telling her so he gets closer. I love it.

Look at the way she is looking at him. Goodness girl you are working. That look on her face. You know she’s indulging him right now. Letting him ramble about how everyone is amateurs. How he would go about it. Tim has no idea he’s giving her fuel to get him to play. Always looking out for him even when he doesn’t have a damn clue she is. Taking care of him and putting his needs first. I can not with them. I love it so much.

They end up going to higher ground where Jimmy would be. They find him and Tim is sexy af stopping his escape. Grabs a players gun and easily decimates him with paint. Don’t tell me she wasn’t the slightest bit impressed with him nailing that guy with the paint gun. But it’s also reinforcing her idea about paintball for him.

That little smirk of hers before she hooks Jimmy up. Just like in 1x15 Lucy is all smiles and heart eyes for him in this ep. She is also a little bit wifey like in her reactions. Like yeah he’s an idiot but he’s my idiot. That second gif above says it all for that for that.

Ahhh the hanging out, outside work begins ❤️ Look at her dragging him outside his comfort zone like only she can. I bet you she pitched it one last time to Tim as a hobby. Something he could do to destress/relax. That it would be fun. He probably didn’t have to twist her arm too much to join him. That he would only do it if she came with. I could see Tim doing this so he could show and or prove to Lucy he could smoke everyone at this like he said. A little flex on his part. Coming in armed with a plan ready to execute it with her.

He looks so happy. She did that. It's written all over Lucy's face how happy she is that he's enjoying himself. That little smile on his face as they’re gearing up to go in. My heart. He’s so excited to do this. It’s why Lucy is beaming. She got Tim outside his routine and into something she knew he would love. He’s smiling and ready to have some fun. Not that he will say as such but everything in his body language does. Once again that beautiful silent communication of theirs is a sight to see.

His half hearted 'No' has Lucy smiling and laughing. She is beyond pleased with herself for this. Anyone looking at them without context would be able to see how she feels about him. I saw this great post by relentlessescapsim had a collection of Lucy unabashedly looking at Tim. Being as transparent as she could be. It said ‘She’s a ten but she’s terrible at hiding her feelings. ‘ I died laughing cause it so friggin true. You just watch her entire body language around Tim and you know. You just know he’s far more than her T.O. to her. I mean its clearly her day day off and Lucy is spending it with him. She's doing his new 'hobby' with him. I love it sfm.

Lucy challenges and pushes Tim same way he does for her. Been saying this all season his growth is incredible. Look at this puppy of a man playing paintball with her. Once again doing something he wouldn’t have for any other rookie. Incredible. He's continually allowing her to influence him which is huge in itself. Its constantly seen through out the entire season. This was her challenging that bubble of his that rigid routine. Lucy pushed because in the end she knew he would benefit from it. What good it would do him. She was right.

Tim says 'No' when really he's so glad she got him to do this. He can't say it just yet but his actions scream it. They balance one another out so well I could not adore their dynamic more. Damn I just love them so much haha. How good they are for each other. The fact that it dates back to s1 for multiple reasons is amazing.

It's why they’re so good in s5 once they get together. That beautiful base is already there and solid as hell. I love the idea of them playing paintball and having fun. Its lovely to see such beautiful depth and development for them. Such a good episode for them top to bottom. *chef kiss*

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Side Notes Non Chenford

Cute Wes/Angela stuff I always enjoy them so much.

Stuff with Jackson's dad was also very good. Watching him stand up to his dad was awesome.

Percy asking why Grey didn't stick Jackson with Tim. My god that boy wouldn't have made it without Angela. He has no idea. Tim would've washed his ass out so quickly. Hell Tim might not even be around cause of his bullet issues in the beginning. So very good he was not. Everything happens for a reason and all that.

Thank you all again for you likes/comments/reblogs. Every time I get a notification for them makes my heart smile for real. See you all in 1x19 :)

#Caitlin rewatches The Rookie #chenford #chenford hiatus #waiting on s6 #summer rewatch #s1 #1x18 Homefront #the rookie #tim x lucy #tim bradford #lucy chen #lucy x tim #eric winter #melissa o'neil #otp: doing my job #tim bradford x lucy chen

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kaisarionn · 1 year

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Any chance you could write something of Swiss comforting his s/o after they have a really bad day where they’ve been sad all day?

A/n: guess who had to completely rewrite this in an hour because she misunderstood the request? Me— it was me, anyway! Thank you for the request! And lemme know if you what the unfinished version lol. Word count: 658. Estimated reading time: 2m 23s. Angst w/ comfort

A no good very bad day 🧡

Your eyes open and everything just feels so heavy, you immediately now it’s going to be one of those days. it takes all of your energy to get out of bed, you slowly make your way to the shower and turn it on. you gently strip off your clothes and hop in the shower.

You grab the soap and wash cloth and sluggishly clean your body, staring off into space every once in a while. When you get out of the shower you spend what feels like an eternity trying to pick out what jewelry you wanted to wear for the ritual later that day, you didn’t really want to go, but what choice did you have? Papa probably wouldn’t care but Seestor would have your head.

You settle on a pearl necklace and a pair of pearl earrings to match your habit. You make your way to the chapel and head towards the Cardinal’s office and walk in, you grab your list of things to do, and start walking around the room straightening things out.

Copia steps in and takes note of your glum expression with concern, but waves it off and gets to work. You go about your day completing all your tasks, helping the Cardinal set up for the ritual by getting paper work, translating scripture, grabbing the herbs needed from Primo’s garden etc. So when it comes time for the ritual you’re in an even worse mood than before, so when you hear heels clicking down the hall, you panic and assume it’s Seestor Imperator coming to give you more work.

But the door opens with a creak to reveal Sister Katherine, which only slightly relieves you. She glances around the room and says “you are being let go early for to day, but you are to return to work at the same time tomorrow, understood?” you are confused, but reply “Yes Sister Katherine, I understand. “You’ve also been excused from attending the ritual.” Now you’re thinking that this is some sort of joke, but say “thank you Sister.” Nonetheless.

“Good, the Cardinal has been informative of your early departure, and Seestor Imperator has been notified that you will not be attending the ritual. you may leave now.” She glances around the room one final time, before leaving. You wonder who noticed your mood— you hadn’t said anything to anyone, had you? You snap out of your thoughts and grab your things, giving the list a once over and leaving a few final notes, you leave.

You practically run home, ready to lay in bed and have a good cry from the overwhelming stress of the day. You turn the key in the lock and close the door behind you, you slide down the wall and break down sobbing. You hear footsteps form the kitchen and see Swiss sprinting over to you saying “hey— you’re ok now, I’m here- I’m here.”

He scoops up you up in his arms and starts petting your hair as he gently carries you to the shared bedroom. He sets you on the bed and changes you into your favorite pajamas and pulls you to him, wrapping his arms around you and covering you with a blanket, he questions “what happened gioia?” Through your sniffing you reply “nothing, I-I just— had a bad day.” “It’s ok to not be ok. Ok?” He says and you giggle “ok.”

He puts on your favorite show and listens to you ramble about how “stupid the new director is for ruining a perfect show!” With such passion, and you totally forgot about how sad you were. Afterward he sings to you, “when you feel allll aloneee just calll meee littleee sunshineee,” while tickling you, but the fun comes to an end when you smell something burning. “Swiss did you leave the food on the stove?” “sHIT-“ he says hopping up to turn the stove off, as you try not to die of laughter.

#ghost bc #papa emeritus #the band ghost #ghost band x reader #ghost bc fanart #ghost the band #sodo ghoul #aether ghoul #swiss ghoul #headcanon #ficlet #swiss x reader #x reader #x y/n

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gothdaddyissues · 6 months

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WIP Whenever

I was tagged by @writingjourney - I know I'm hella behind with my writing because life has been shit for the last little bit, quite frankly. But I've been pecking away at the next chapter of The Devil Came to a Small Town, so here's an excerpt from that:

“Copia AND Imperator, both late?” Sister Ren remarked, “That never happens. How come? Is it because of his new girlfriend?”

Aether’s head shot up from behind the laptop screen, his eyes wide in surprise. “Huh? What?”

“It’s all the Siblings have been talking about this morning,” Ren said, “The rumor is he’s got himself a girlfriend in town. She owns the magic shop or something?”

“You mean Miss Izzy?” Aether was confused.

“Yes, that’s her name!” Ren replied. “You picked up Brooke and Sarah from there the other day, right? They said her and Copia were all lovey-dovey on the phone.”

This was enough to get Terzo to stop scrolling and look to Aether. “Oh really?” he smirked, his eyebrows raised. “I had no idea things were moving along so quickly!”

“They aren’t,” Aether stated.

“You sure about that?” Terzo asked.

“Yes, of course! He wouldn’t hide that from me. He couldn’t hide it from me!” Aether insisted. “I mean, yes, he’s got a crush on her, and she likes him too. But she’s not his girlfriend.”

Terzo chuckled. “Not yet.”

It was Secondo’s turn to laugh. “This is Copia we’re talking about, Terzo. If it’s left up to him, he’ll be pining over her forever. Perhaps if this woman has enough interest to make the first move, he’ll bumble his way into some sort of relationship, but otherwise, I doubt he has the balls to step up.”

“Don’t be unkind, fratellino,” Primo said softly, not even looking up from his book, “He is quite smitten with this lady.”

“And you forget how suave and charming Copia used to be back in the day,” Terzo added. “He was quite the famous Romeo, remember? Ladies falling all over themselves for him. All he needs is the right woman to bring that side out of him again, eh?”

“Ancient history,” Secondo scoffed, “That Copia is long gone. If we see him and this woman together before Yule, I’ll be shocked.”

Terzo yanked his feet off the table and sat up in his chair, giving his brother a sly look. “Is that so? Would you like to make a wager on that?”

I'm tagging: @copiousloverofcopia @lokihutchersonmellark and @deetz-ghuleh (if you want to and/or have something to share!)

#WIP tag game #ghost fanfiction #ghost fanfic #my fanfic

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erin-writes-ghost-fluff · 10 months

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Like the old days

A/N: Don't ask me where this came from... Because I have no idea. Enjoy, leave a like and reblogs are appreciated! MINORS DNI.

Fandom: Ghost (Band)

Characters: Copia, Secondo and Terzo

Warning: Tickles. Swearing.

Summary: A backfired prank leads to... Unconventional, unforeseen consequences for the poor cardinal...

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Terzo insisted it would be fine. Just a harmless prank that he would take the fall for. Of course, when the rigged sink sprayed Secondo instead of one of the ghouls, well.... Copia was left looking like the shit head.

"Terzo-!!" He cried fearfully, watching his smaller brother haul ass, "cazzo!"

Terzo did not respond, already having put distance between he and Secondo. He knew what the elder brother would do and he didn't want to lose his life today.

Secondo was glaring holes into Copia, wrongfully thinking he was the culprit. Sure, Copia helped fuck with the sink... But it was Terzo's idea!

"Five seconds." He rumbled, patting his face dry.

Copia was lucky this face paint was water proof...

"U-uh, five seconds for what?" Copia ventured cautiously, fidgeting with the sleeves of his robes.

"To run. Because when I catch you, you're going to wish you weren't such a fucking idiot."

The cardinal didn't need to be told twice. Secondo was a terror when angered. Primo had some self control at least but never Secondo. Copia tore through the halls, uncaring that he looked unprofessional or unbecoming. When your older sibling is pissed and coming after you, the only thing that matters is getting away.

Copia's blood ran cold when he heard Secondo's foot falls in the short distance between them. His heart sank. He was dead. He could only pray that Secondo didn't snap him in half.

Meanwhile, Secondo was thinking of the ways he could make the youngest pay. He'd never truly harm Copia but he was certainly going to learn a lesson. Besides, a headlock wasn't the worst thing he could do! He'd just scare him a little and let him go.

"Don't suppose you'd want to talk about it?!" Copia called, a pant following his words.

Secondo said nothing in response. He was gaining on the cardinal and would have him shortly. Though admittedly, both brothers were being reminded they weren't as young as they used to be. Running was more strenuous than it had any right to be.

As Copia cut a corner, he saw the door to the band rehearsal room, ajar. He made a beeline for it as quickly as he could but Secondo was just as fast. They stared at each other for several moments as they caught their breath. Secondo finally reached forward and put the younger in a headlock.

"W-wait, I'm sorry, that- that wasn't me!! Well, I mean it was but-"

"Shut up, Copia." Growled Secondo, "you just admitted it was you, so don't try and lie your way out!"

He wasn't truly angry. Annoyed, yes but not genuinely ready to tear Copia's arms off and beat him with them. He too didn't care that he looked unprofessional, his only focus on being the older brother that needed to get some form of retribution.

It reminded him of when Copia was smaller and younger. How they used to play fight. He'd taken great pride in showing the youngest how to defend himself against others. Memories he hadn't thought of in years began to surface. It caused Secondo to pause, letting the memories come back to play in his mind.

One in particular stood out. And at once, he knew how Copia was going to pay for his bullshit. He shut the door and locked it. What he was about to do could greatly hurt his reputation. He could not be seen nor heard. The band room was soundproof, which made it perfect.

".... Copia. Do you remember what we used to do, when you were a child?"

Copia's brows furrowed in thought. Despite being unable to see Secondo due to the position he was in, he could have sworn there was a note of amusement in his brother's voice. His mind raced. There were plenty of things they older brothers did to him...

All harmless, yes, but he certainly got pranked by Terzo and Secondo back then.

"You short sheeted my bed, jumped out to scare me on a few occasions, told scary stories and nearly made me shit myself- C-could you let me go, please?"

Ahhh, seemed like Copia had trouble remembering. Though he'd be forgiven. Nobody had thought about this in a pretty long time. They'd all grown too old for such childish fuckery. Though admittedly, Secondo was glad he remembered this. Copia had been wound up as of late. He needed some relief.

"No." Secondo replied, smirking. "I think I need to jog your memory..."

Ten, too adept fingers dug into Copia's sides, causing the younger to cry out in surprise, before immediately beginning to struggle to get out of the headlock, giggling loudly.

The Cardinal was sure one of them was going nuts. This was out of character and not like Secondo at all! He was already embarrassed and flustered, his mind trying to comprehend why he was being tickled, and what had gotten into his older brother but his focus quickly shifted to getting away.

Secondo allowed the smirk to turn into a smile. A devious, conniving one at that. He pinned Copia to the ground easily, and sat on his legs. He scratched lightly at the ribs, causing the cardinal to thrash and squeak.

"Fuck! Stop moving so much, Copia, you're going to throw me off!" Secondo huffed a laugh.

"Then stop fucking tickling me!" Copia squeaked, trying to curl up in an attempt to shield himself.

"Mmmmm.... No. Not happening." Secondo replied, after acting as if he'd thought about it.

Copia flailed and cackled when he felt his older brother break through his shitty defense mechanism. He tried once again to crawl away but the former Papa was significantly taller and stronger.

"But why?!" He could hardly speak through his laughter, giggling frantically as Secondo scratched at his sides.

"Because. You wanted to act like a little shit and this seemed a better punishment than breaking my foot in your ass and facing Imperator's wrath."

He pinched and scratched at the cardinal's sides continuously, Copia thrashing and kicking his feet in an attempt to stop him.

"But-!" Copia attempted to speak again but laughter overtook him.

If Secondo would just let him explain! He squeaked in between laughter, his heart felt like it was going to beat out of his chest.

"No buts. You fucked with the sink, now lie in the grave you've dug!"

Seemed like there'd be no explaining. Terzo was going to pay a hefty price for now going down with him! This wasn't fair! Then again, Terzo was known for not being fair.

Copia's laughter spiked in surprise as Secondo dug his fingers under his arms without a shred of mercy. The youngest's eyes squinted shut due to laughter. Secondo huffed a soft chuckle, barely audible thanks to Copia.

It reminded him of a better, happier time. Things were rough when they were kids. Nihil couldn't be bothered, Sister for all of her anger now, tried being the mother that the other three brothers needed, all while being Copia's.

But they had Primo. It had been unfair that Primo had to have been the male role model and practically raise the younger three but he did. Despite the hardships, they still found ways to have fun... Even if it was grating on one another's nerves or ganging up on Copia because he was the youngest and pranking him.

For just a moment, Secondo was transported back in time. Back when none of them had to live in their father's shadow and were constantly reminded of their failures.

"You know...." He muttered aloud, "you still squeak like those rats you care for so much."

This caused Copia's cheeks to flush as red as his cassock and to hide his face into his hands. Secondo was correct but he did not need to say such things!

"Sh- shut up!!" Copia whined, almost shrieking in surprise, when Secondo dug in just a bit harder.

Not enough for the tickling to turn painful but just enough pressure to cause the tickling to become a little more intense, intending to drive his youngest brother up the wall.

It worked as he wanted. Copia was now practically struggling for his life.

"Oh, so now, you're back talking me?" Secondo warned in a tone that he'd not used in many years.

As soon as he heard it, Copia's fight to get away increased tenfold. He remembered now. He remembered what happened when he or Terzo got smart with their older brother.

Though Terzo usually got it worse due to his sass and height.

"Wait, wait, wait, h-hold on, Secondo!!" He rambled, panicking as he felt the fingers leave his underarms.

There was a far better spot than Copia's ribs, or underarms. One that would absolutely drive him mad without a reasonable doubt.

"You remember now, don't you?" Secondo was now taunting, with a malevolent smile.

Copia didn't answer, trying everything in his power to flip or roll over, anything to shield himself. This gave his tormentor all the confirmation he needed that the spot he was about to go for, was still effective.

Secondo waited for Copia to tire himself out a little, before gently squeezing and skittering his fingers along the expanse of the cardinal's belly.

Copia let out an embarrassing, clipped, shriek and exploded into hysterics. One hand made an attempt to hide his cherry red face, while the other slapped repeatedly and weakly at Secondo's hands to make him stop.

His back arched as he howled with desperate, squeaky laughter, still trying to squirm away from his evil brother.

"Unholy shit!" Secondo gave a genuine, surprised chuckle, "I really didn't think you'd still be this ticklish, all these years later."

Copia evidently didn't think so either, considering just how shocked his laughter sounded at times.

"Didn't think I remembered how bad your stomach was either, did you?"

Well, Copia had hoped that maybe they had all forgotten. This was not the case, however. His worst spot had not changed from childhood and it flustered him to no end.

The older brother chuckled again, this time more fondly. He'd admittedly was enjoying this more than he'd let on. They both were. They hadn't done anything like this, since Copia was a teen. Back when he'd just been promoted to a bishop and Secondo was still a cardinal, himself.

Yes, it was silly, but it took some stress off of Copia's shoulders. After a few more minutes, Secondo finally showed mercy. The only sound now, was the hysteria calming down to breathy, final giggles that bubbled out from the cardinal.

Secondo reached down, ruffling Copia's hair and pulling him to his feet. He adjusted the cassock a bit, smoothing out any wrinkles.

"Good as new," he remarked, "no one will know I nearly killed you."

Copia huffed, still blushing. "If you had let me talk, I would have been able to tell you it was Terzo!"

Secondo smirked. "I know."

"Wait, seriously?! Then why-"

Secondo had opened the door, heading toward where he saw Terzo practically trip over his own short ass legs to get away.

"I felt like it." Was all Copia would get in response.

Nostalgia was a powerful force, the former Satanic Pope thought. Now he was off to inflict the same punishment on Terzo.

Copia didn't envy the current front man...

#erin's fics #the band ghost #ghost the band #papa terzo #cardinal copia #papa emeritus iii #papa emeritus secondo #papa secondo #papa emeritus ii #cardinal popia #there.... might be part two

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cyberdragoninfinity · 4 months

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I'd love to know what the other Barians are up to in the college AU!

YESSS like i said when i was talkin about Vector, I rly wanna properly draw all these guys sometime this year, theyve been bumping around my brain for Months now. some tidbits about the other guys:

Shark/Nasch: MISTAH TRANS MASC HE/THEY OF ALL TIME. Has a really dense Carrd covered in sea predator gifs and dA stamps. I thiiink I assigned him Pursuing a Marine Biology degree, naturally--he spends a lot of time at the aquarium wishing he worked there (he works at a country club currently. he drives golf carts to go pick up errant golf balls. his little nametag says 'Reginald'.) Does really well in his classes but is becoming. a Little Bit Burned Out trying to deal with them And work And whatever bullshit his current and ex-roommates are entangling him in. Vector stole his Ikea blahaj plush and tied it to a ceiling fan. Frequents Not-Lawrence State University's esteemed Smogon Club (usually because Yuma begs and begs for him to come,) and runs a nasty Walking Wake led Monotype team.

Rio: I NEED TO DECIDE ON HER MAJOR WAHHH Atmospheric Science would be kind of insane... invested interest in meteorology and winter events. I know she's dabbled in a bunch of campus sports and ice skates at a very skilled level, probably is banking on maybe doing that professionally if she can qualify. She's also buddies with Alexis! :3 Works at a bougie gelato place not far from the country club Shark works at so sometimes she will come bother him on her break. Has a modest interest in birding and sometimes meets up with the town Birding Group. All in all just likes being active and stylish and is closing in on a date with Miss Anna Kaboom~ lord dont get me started on butchfemme annario i aint got no brakes

Girag and Alito: THE BESTIES. THE ROOMIES OF ALL TIME. They actually live in the same apartment complex as Primo and Claus so they hang out and shoot the shit sometimes. Alito I feel is majoring in something like English, he's not super attached to it, what he really is banking on is a boxing career (whether or not that pans out for him remains to be seen.) He goes and spars at a local gym frequently! Girag is a history major with a focus on feudal Japan and he's also a furry. The boys' r/malelivingspaces ass apartment is a haven for the other Emperors if they dont want to be in the Nightmare House for a hot minute. Don't mind the giant knockoff red panda squishmallow taking up half their couch. Also Ponta is still there he's still a little spirit guy that Girag is nebulously aware of but Alito isn't.

Mizar: OH MIZAR..... one of my favorite zexals in the College AUverse tbh. my failwoman. Tentatively out transfem overdramatic fake blond trying out she/they pronouns for the first time. Has a big expensive gaming desktop that lights up (it looks vaguely like Tachyon Dragon lol) and uses it primarily to get into heated furry drama online and write extensive papers and lab reports for her Physics degree, usually while under some degree of white knuckle meltdown stress. She and Dumon were dating for a while but broke up and truth be told Mizar's still got a couple hangups about it. Gets into a LONG, STUPID beef with Kite over their fursona designs "being too similar" that culminates in them having a brawl on the roof of a hotel mid furry-convention. Yes they were both in fursuits. No you can't tell anyone you saw Kite in a fursuit keep you voice down shh!!!!!!! They end up having some kind of t4t qpr-ish situationship i think. not avoiding the mizakai allegations i fear HDFHSFGF

Dumon: WHO UP STUDYING THEY MEDIEVAL TEXTS. god. I love college AU Dumon. little library dyke. dweeb he/him butch kind of sort of dating clark's Paula From Earthbound and they are having In Depth discussions about a podcast they just listened to. Medieval lit major who knows more about knights than you ever will in your entire life. He was born in Utah. Organizes the finances of the Barian Rental House and takes it all dead seriously and Vector still owes like three months of back rent and he kind of wants to strangle him over it. Type of guy who spends all day at the campus coffee shop nursing the same matcha latte for five hours. Mizar is his best friend and they still hang out post-break up and they're both just kind of constantly putting up with Vector's bullshit. i mean all the Barians are but STILL.

Shark, Rio, Dumon, and Vector also all have the distinction of having known each other when they were kids, before they all moved off on their separate ways (until reconnecting in college) As you can imagine, Vector and Shark's playground wars would get. Violent. 🥴 Dumon has had a bit of a crush on Shark since they met but has absolutely never disclosed this. Because I think it is funny.

The funniest detail about them as a whole in college AU to me is theyre all transfer students from NLSU's sister-campus in Barian, Indiana. WOE! Midwestern be upon ye! And also the previously mentioned nightmare queer housing situation they live in under Don Thousand The Dogshit Landlord (or, well, at this point it's just Mizar, Dumon, and the Kastle twins living there. The situation has improved Somewhat after Vector got kicked out HHDFDF he still loves fucking with all of them though in true 🥕 fashion)

#DONT MIND THE RAMBLE THEYRE ALL VERY LOOSEY GOOSEY THOUGHTS waauughh i wanna draw themmm #also yeah alito n girag do frequently hang out with their fucked up ex-roommate's cousin and they thought he was a vector psyop for a WHILE #ygo posting #ygo spinoff college au #asks #anonymous

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emeritus-fuckers · 1 year

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As someone who is a Drag Queen, I’d love to know every reaction from the Papas when they find out when their s/o is a drag performer! I’d know they’d make it rain on me~

With special dedication to the assholes in the American government ♡♡ - Jez

Papas with a drag performer s/o

Primo

He kinda knows what it is, but didn't know the name.

He's neither for it or against it, seeing as he doesn't know much about it.

Primo is very open to learning about different things, so if you explain it to him, he'd like to go to one of your performances to learn more.

It's probably too loud for him, though, so it's most likely the first and only time.

He still supports you, just... Let him avoid the loud part of it. He's too old for that.

Secondo

He's your sugar daddy already, so his first question might be how much you need for it.

Don't take this the wrong way, he wants to help!

He's actually very intrigued by it, might observe you getting into drag, but he wouldn't want to so it himself.

Already doing and then washing off the Papal facepaint is annoying.

Sits front row at every performance. Throws money at you as bonus allowance.

Doesn't call it that btw. I call it that because we all know he's a sugar daddy. Just look at him.

Terzo

You cannot convince me he doesn't refer to the full Papal robes + facepaint set as drag.

Big supporter!

You know this like stereotype that lesbians tip a lot? Terzo tips more. Way more.

Will totally encourage you!

Loves to see you in drag, but he will pout about how much time it takes to take off sometimes.

Your drag does not discourage him from physical contact.

This man will walk around, covered in glitter from all the affection he gives you.

Secondo makes fun of him for all the glitter.

Secondo making fun of Terzo has also turned into a running gag around here, huh?

Copia

He doesn't really mind. I don't mean that he's ignorant or anything, he's just... Okay with it.

No strong reactions, really. You have your hobbies, he has his, who is he to judge?

Might ask some questions if he actually saw you in drag.

Will go to your performances if you invite him. In his facepaint and shit, mostly for confidence.

He actually loves the atmosphere of drag performances! They just seem so nice and friendly!

He might come to your performances more often if he has time. It's not too often, but he does support your hobby, so he tries.

Old Nihil

Heard you wrong and thought you said "drug performer".

When he first sees you in drag, he'd blink a few times, confused as fuck.

"Well, it certainly does feel like I'm on drugs..."

It takes a bit of explaining to him that you said drag, not drug.

"But you're not dragging anything."

It's worse than a child. It takes ages for him to comprehend it.

And once he FINALLY does, he's all for it!

"Yes, go and do your thing, whatever you're dragging!"

He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit.

Young Nihil

This bitch probably even did some light drag once upon a time, but he completely forgot about it and had no idea that's what it's called.

Like his old self, probably misheard you or just misunderstood completely, but instead of being a big boy about it, he just waved it off.

"Yeah, okay, you do you, babe."

And then he sees you in drag and he's just bamboozled. He doesn't recognize you and you actually have to change back right in front of him or he won't believe you.

EVEN IF HE SEES YOU CHANGE, HE'S ALWAYS LIKE "How tf did you do that???", HE'S SO STUPID I LOVE HIM.

Once the initial shock passes, it's back to the "you do you, babe" attitude.

Throws money a bit too hard at you at performances, but hey, he tries.

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jane-todd-maximoff · 5 months

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Primo emeritus x sibling of sin

You hated this, truly you were starting to hate this. In your time in the clergy almost 4 years in a few months, you've never once been comforted by the thought of leaving. Never, but the way Sister imperator was throwing all this work on your team was driving you insane. All you wanted was a break from all this shit.

Nothing was that easy. When was it ever? Finally, a moment of peace was hard. But now someone had to come and seek you out. It was never easy. You think to yourself one last time as you look up at the owner of the shoes that have been standing in front of you this entire mind rant. You wanted to scream at them. Tell them to go, to go and rocky fuck themself. But you couldn't no, it was Primo. The oldest of the Emeritus brothers.

As you two looked each other in the eyes there was a horrible sense of sadness pulsing within you. Primo's old but gentle eyes were locked into your soul. He could do no wrong. He was always like a father to the children of the ministry. “Child?” You look to your side now. In a matter of seconds, Primo went from being in front of you to your side. It was like magic. He was magic. “Yes papa?” Your voice sounds softer than you wanted. Why today? Why me? Why? What did I do to deserve this? “You did nothing wrong, child.” A voice whispered inside your mind. He slowly wrapped his arm around your shoulders and as he pulled you into him he whispered once more. “You need to rest, child.”

How could you rest at a time like this? At a time when you should be working. How could you have forgotten? You try to escape his grasp. Sister is going to have your head if you don't get back to work. "I have to work." "No, I'll take care of Sister Imperator. My child, you're going to rest."

You put yourself back into his hold on you. Kind, the eldest of the emeritus is always kind to the younger siblings. To you, perhaps there's something more to it. Perhaps he sees something in all of you that he's seen himself, that he's seen in his younger brothers. Or perhaps he sees you all as his redemption. Prove himself a papa. And not of the musical variety.

“Thank you papa.” “It's no problem, my child.”

#papa emeritus primo #ghost bc fanfic #papa emertius #papa i #papa emeritus x reader #ghost bc #jane todd maximoff #bad writing

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needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves · 2 years

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Can we get Julieta angry? Like. REAL angry?

Oh yes. Yes you can :)

"Luisa just walked in, right?"

Julieta was a hard working woman. Cooking from day till night, washing clothes, cleaning the kitchen and the hallways. All while keeping up with the family's schedule. It was why she was surprised when her daughter Luisa came back home from her usual duties, far earlier than she was supposed to, she was suspicious. Even more so when she didn't even say hello, but went straight to her room. She wasn't crying, didn't look upset or anything. But something was amiss. Dolores poked her head into the kitchen, and Julieta already knew she knew.

"Si. What's bothering her?"

"Well, I was going to tell Agustín, but I think you can handle it better. She was out in town, doing her chores, and a couple of hombres were catcalling her. But when she ignored them, they called her 'a donkey faced man'. She's in her room crying right now."

People could be just so rude, she couldn't understand. She sighed, and cleaned her hands.

"Gracias, mija. I think I know exactly what she needs. Do me a favor- go get Agustín Y las niñas. I think we should all get some ice cream, forget about all of this."

"Si, tìa."

Julieta waited till Dolores left, before she knocked on Luisa's door.

"Mija? Can I come in? I want to talk."

"...okay."

Julieta walked inside, and sat by her bed. Her poor girl, looked so upset. She rubbed her arm carefully, trying to provide some comfort to her little girl.

"Dolores told me what happened. And I'm sorry. There are bad people out there. You didn't deserve that."

"...I wished I looked like you, mom. You're pretty and small and I see how men look at you. I'm just...a kink to people. It's always 'oh I bet she could crush my head like a watermelon' or 'she looks like she could beat my ass and I'd let her'. I wanna be treated like a lady, like how dad treats you."

Oh such words were like daggers to a mother. She sighed, and leaned down to kiss her forehead.

"Mija, you are a beautiful little lady. Someone will see you for that, and they will be as kind and as romantic as Agustín. Now, why don't we forget about them, and go get some ice cream? You can get whatever you want."

"I don't wanna."

"Your sisters will be going, and your prima and primos, and your papi. We'd be sad if you didn't go."

Luisa couldn't resist family time. She got up, begrudgingly, and followed her as they all walked to town. Agustín, ever the doting father, whispered to her as they walked, clearly knowing something was amiss.

"What's wrong? Did something happen?"

"Nothing that we can't fix. Don't worry, she just needs a minute."

They made their way to the square, avoiding the hustle and bustle of people to make it to Osvaldo's new ice cream shop. She snuck a glance behind her, and it melted her heart, watching her sisters and her cousins worry so much over her. Such good children they raised. She was about to step up to the counter when Dolores crept up next to her.

"Tìa. That's them."

Julieta looked to the table a bit away. Three boys, handsome, if a bit unkempt. Oh their poor mothers.

"Are you sure?"

"Positive. The blonde one. I recognize his little snort."

Julieta walked up to the table, and cleared her throat to get their attention.

"Buenos días. I hate to bother you boys. But you've met my daughter, right over there. You hurt her feelings. And I'd appreciate an apology for her."

The blonde one stood up, and loomed over her. Tall boy.

"You gonna make me, milfs r us?"

Agustín immediately tried to step up, but she motioned him still.

"No no, mi vida. This requires a lady's touch."

The boy tried to lean down to her face, and upon feeling just the slight contact, she correct him. Afterall, a man shouldn't touch without permission. If anything, she was doing him a favor. She grabbed his ear, and threw him, right into the table.

"DUDE WHAT THE SHIT-"

One of the boys yelled as their friend laid amongst the remains of the table. He tried to get up, but she grabbed his hand, and put her foot right onto his head, keeping him amongst the dirt and wood.

"Now. I'm going to give you two options. Option one. You apologize to my sweet little angel. Option two. I cut off your penis with a rusty fork. Then, when I finally cut it off all the way, I'll bread it, pan fry it, and serve it to you. I'll give it to you in small bites though, so you don't choke, pobrecito. And of course, you'd have to savor it as well, really taste it. Now, which do you want?"

"Apology apology apology!!"

"Oh bien, bien!"

She reached down to grab at his head, to look at her very surprised daughter. He swallowed, before doing as he said he would.

"I'm sorry! So sorry! I was being dumb! Dude call off your lady-"

"Tell her she's beautiful."

"You're beautiful! So beautiful! Right guys?"

The boys behind her held their hands up, and nodded quickly. Julieta smiled.

"Isn't that sweet? Luisa? Do you forgive them?"

"Y-yes! Totally forgive them! You can let go, mom!"

"Isn't that sweet? You know, I always felt like an apology wasn't really an apology unless you were forgiven. How lucky I am, to have such a kind daughter. Don't you agree?"

She twisted his arm, making him cry out in pain, before quickly nodding. She helped him to his feet, and adjusted his shirt for him.

"Now hold on, you look messy. Let me fix your shirt, your hair...oh, little blood, hold on."

She licked her thumb, and wiped the blood off his nose.

"There! Now, let me tell you something. Motherly advice. If you pull any of this nonsense on any of my family, I will know. And I will look for you, no matter where you hide. And I will find you. You do not want me to find you. Understand?"

"Y-yes, señora."

"Good! Now, run off, go play with your friends!"

Fast runners, those three. She sighed at the mess, dusting off her hands.

"Osvaldo? So sorry about the table! You know how boys are!"

"It's n-no problem! It was uh. A dumb table."

She patted her hair a bit, looking at Agustín.

"Did I get my hair messy? It feels messy-"

"You should do that to me."

"Hmm?"

"I said let's get some ice cream!"

She clapped a bit before gesturing for Luisa to go on.

"Go ahead mija, whatever you want!"

Her daughter was so strong, taking today in stride. She swore, she took after her father.

#asks #encanto #not transformers #i swear #Julieta is CALM scary #like breaks your fuckin nose before telling you to wash up kinda scary

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judas-is-so-so-silly · 8 months

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jude.. could i get a short prompt for a lactose intolerant reader and primo, because i made bad choices and am now suffering 🫶 ily

Yes sir I'm also lactose intolerant and this sounds so cute

Literally the fluffiest shit I've ever written under the cut

Mentions of being in the bathroom and tummy troubles ofc. Also reader is described as a dude

Primo loved children and had made it a point to always have at least a handful of candy for little ones around the Ministry, he would call children to him and place one in their palm and curl their fingers around it like it was a treasure to be protected. The smiles that would spread across their chubby faces warmed his heart, he even used his little candies to flirt on special occasions.

He remembered seeing you waltz through the Ministry doors like it was yesterday and of course he was caught in a predicament. He had knelt down to gift one of his candies to a little boy who had been crying and when he tottled off, Primo was very much stuck on his knees. He groaned and grunted as he tried to force his feet under him and from across the foyer you saw him and immediately your heart was racing. He was adorable, trying so hard to be strong when he obviously needed help. You realized you were staring at the poor old man who needed help, and that staring was doing nothing.

"Papa! Let me help you!" A sweet voice echoed across the marble, Primo looked up to see a young man rushing to his side. The old man chuckled and offered his hand,

"Grazie, fratellino." He grunted as you pulled him up, his hand was warm and calloused against your own. When Primos eyes met yours he was spellbound as he simply offered you a small candy;

He's remained spellbound, even now as you whine to him through the bathroom door about your tummy issues. His smile remains as he hums back to you,

"Mio fiore, you will be fine. Maybe you should not eat the cheesecake next time you are offered, though." Your groan tugged at his heart strings as much as it made him laugh, he knew you were in pain but satanas you somehow remained to be adorable.

"But it's so good, I even took my meds!" Ah yes, your little pills. When you mentioned how milk caused you so much anguish he began carrying them around too, he would always offer them when he saw something with dairy on your plate. You found it sweet, how he made sure you felt your best.

"I know, fiore, I know, but you know I dont like seeing," he paused, remembering how you made a beeline to your shared cottage only a couple minutes after destroying 3 entire slices of the dessert. He chuckled, "well, hearing you like this."

You chuckled back, finally starting to feel the pains melt away. "I'll consider it, is that good enough?"

"For now, I'll take it." The sound of you shuffling around quickly followed by the door swinging open and you falling into your Papas arms. He noticed your tired smile as he held you, his hand slid into your hair as he kissed your forehead.

"Thank you, Papa."

"Hm. None of that," Primo slid his hand down to your chin and tilted your face up to meet his gaze before kissing you so gently you barely felt it. You couldn't keep the whine in when he pulled away, but his mismatched eyes were so full of adoration words escaped you. "To you, mio fiore, I am Primo. And only Primo." You scoffed,

"Even when you ask me to call you Papa, when you look all sexy and mean?" You smirk up at him and he considers you for a moment before scoffing back at you,

"Maybe just then."

#hope you like it victor!!!#this was rlly fun to write :)#not proofread btw

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serpent-of-temptation · 1 year

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Below is the first ever fanfic I've wrote, based on Ghost, the pairing being Dew/Aether

Tw// pregnancy and child birth, (I don't know how to write for shit TT)

"The Birth." A fanfic by myself

It was early in the morning, the sunlight made its way within windows of the church lighting up each room one by one... Primo slept peacefully in his chamber, he had been up late tending to confessions and important work within the ministry, as one of the Emeritus brothers, his work was almost never done, luckily he had three other brothers that took turns on Papal duty... Suddenly it happened, it sounded like faint sounds outside his chamber door, siblings speaking, some chuckling and some sounding almost... Excited? Or thrilled? He'd decided to get up from his slumber and move towards his window, there were siblings as well as some ghouls outside, some whispering and talking to one another, then running inside the church... Primo would then look up in the trees, the cardinals began to sing, and tweet with glee almost, as if they were celebrating "What's the meaning of this??", Primo said to himself, he decided to put on his sleep robe and grab his cane, suddenly came loud fast knocks on his door "Papa Emeritus the 1st!!" A sister of sin had shouted for him on the other side... Without thinking much of it he made his way to the door and opened to a sister of sin who was breathing heavily as if she had just ran a marathon "it's happened!!", She explained with what seemed to be a joyful smile forming on her face... "Happened??!! Already?!!", Primo asked surprised and frantic, "Yes!! In the nursery!!!", The sister of sin explained, "PLEASE!! Hurry!!", She shouted as she began to run in the same direction all the other siblings seemed to go to... Primo knew this day would happen, but not this soon, without question he threw on his casual wear and began to make his way to the nursery, on his way he had ran into his younger brother Terzo... "fratellino!! Did you hear the news?!!", He said both 😊 yet out of breathing, speed walking next to Primo, "I knew this would happen, but not so soon! Is Dewdrop alright??", He asked in concern... "I don't know yet, fratellino... So far the ones who have made it there already are Copia and Secondo..." Terzo replied as they turned the corner walking fast through the small crowd of jogging siblings...

The sun was high and bright, being down on the church, as if it had sensed new life had been born... It lit up the roof of the church, on that same roof was Aether... "Am I made for fatherhood?? Will they even like me??", The quintessence ghoul thought to himself, prior to all of this he knew that he'd one day want to father some kits but he never knew when he'd be ready... Self doubt and anxiety plagued him day and night, he feared what consequences there would be if he wasn't father material "He needs me, they ALL need me... I can do this... I CAN do this, I can be the best damned father there is...", He spoke to himself as he paced back and fourth on the roof, during this he was anticipating the birth of the kits... As he stops suddenly Cumulus arrives, in excitement she shouts to Aether "Aether!!! It's time!!!"... As if both paralyzed with shock but also astonishment, he turns to face Cumulus, wide eyed and his jaw dropped, he knew it happened... Life has finally happened...

The door to the nursery opened slowly and quietly, Primo and Terzo make there way inside, silent as they can be, the only sounds were coming from the whispers and aws from the crowd in front of them, they slowly make there way to the front as Copia waves them over.... During this Aether is running, sprinting, he can feel himself losing breath, but he doesn't care, he NEEDS to hurry, Dewdrop needs him... His kits need him... Following behind him is Cumulus and Cirrus, they all run as fast as they until they reach it... With a deep breath, Aether opens the door, all is silent as everyone turns to look at the anxious and sweaty Quintessence ghoul before them... "Dewdrop... Is he-...", He asks expecting the worse, no answer the siblings of sin all simply move out the way as Aether makes his way to the front where he can see, Terzo, Primo and Secondo, smiling at him, Cumulus and Cirrus follow... It felt like years, painstakingly making his way slowly to the front of the crowd, right before him was the most amazing sight he'll forever remember and hold dear to his heart...

There, on a long couch, laid Dewdrop covered by a long cozy fleece blanket, seemingly resting, the poor thing was sweaty, a wet and moist cloth was placed on his head, he beautiful long blonde hair spread out on the pillow his head rested on, he's okay, breathing peacefully as he sleeps, and right next to him were three of the most precious little bundles ever, three ghoul kits, one female, and two males, one of the males smaller then his sister and brother, possibly a runt, but still so beautiful.... Aether went forward and dropped to his knees, unable to hold the the tears of joy as he strokes his three ghoul kits soft heads of hair and caresses a resting Dewdrops cheek, wiping a strand of hair from his sweaty forehead... All of the siblings smile with joy and happiness of new ghouls joining the church and it's already large family... Copia pats his ghoul on the back congratulating his friend "it's appears... You are a Papa now, no??", The rat man says with a chuckle, as others soon giggle at the joke he made... Suddenly Dewdrop opens his eyes slowly, seeing Aether "A-Aeth?", He says tiredly, slowly blinking his beautiful golden yellow eyes, eyes that even the kits were lucky to inherit, unknowingly to there parents, "Hey, Firefly..." Aether says caressing Dews face and then leaning forward to kiss his forehead and then all three little foreheads of there kits, "You owe me so bad for all hard work, fucker." Dew says with his signature cocky grin followed by a chuckle... "Hush!! Don't let the children hear you!" Aether says giggling as he tries to cover his newborn sleeping kits tiny pointed ears... Suddenly the entire church turns to the papas, "Everyone, blessed be, thank Satanas for these beautiful creations, from darkness and of hellfire please welcome the newest members of our clergy, Fireball, Blaze and the youngest bambino, Shadow!" Primos gives this speech in such a proud tone, all the papas bow to congratulate both Dew and Aether, all of the ghouls follow, and so does the rest of clergy, all while Aether and Dewdrop cradle there kits together as they then share a deep kiss, showing there love and loyalty for eachother and there growing family...

#ghost fandom #ghost bc #nameless ghoul #aether ghoul #dewdrop ghoul #aether x dewdrop #ghost fanfiction #the band ghost #cardinal copia #ghost band

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