rex: what, with all due respect general, the absolute fuck.

I promise you Diluc does not give a single fuck about Kaeya being a spy he does not care he was upset about his fathers death and reacted poorly due to grief. He felt like his life was falling apart and shortly afterwards he went on a trip he shouldn’t have survived to get revenge. He was not in the right headspace to deal with Kaeya unloading on him. Should he have attacked him? No. Could Kaeya have chosen a better time to come clean? Probably. Did Diluc wonder, for a second, if Kaeya might’ve held back the knights to get rid of his dad? Did Kaeya probably say something to set Diluc off (like admit he was glad their dad never found out the truth?) WHO KNOWS WE CAN ONLY SPECULATE

but the one thing we DO know is that Diluc has kept Kaeyas secret. For years. Despite their “hatred” for one another, Diluc has protected Kaeyas life over and over again. And Kaeya has continuously looked for Diluc again and again and spends most of his free time drinking at Dilucs bar. Anyone that genuinely thinks they don’t get along, hate each other, and that their fight broke their relationship hasn’t played the same game as me.

Happy April Fools 2024

blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings

Some wild shit goes on in ppls lives

this meme is so niche

it's me boy, the medieval scribe speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me boy. draw in the margins of your notes instead of paying attention

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

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