Batman: Jason, do you think I'm a bad father?
Robin:
Robin: I'm Tim.
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Doctor: your test results are in
Doctor: there is good news and bad news
Patient: oh geez doc I dunno
Patient: gimme the good news first I guess
Doctor: you have 24 hours to live
Patient: ..that's the GOOD news?? what's the bad news?!
Doctor: we tried calling you yesterday
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"She needs privacy, honey. Leave her alone."
Ma'am, I'm only washing my hands, and I didn't even know she was talking to me. Let your toddler babble as much as she pleases 😂
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if you guys want to know how deeply unhinged i was when i was dating my ex: i used to tell him that we were like “bush and cheney, and i’m cheney”
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When the misunderstanding is mutual but they’re both so sweet about it (coffee shop au edition)
Inspired by the tags below (originally on this post) from @blahblaheverythingisgay and @lovelyprincejehan accompanied by some thoughts:
thank you for bringing this GALAXY brain take to my attention 😂 this guy comes in, all cagey about his past and his scars, always wearing baggy clothes but complaining about compression clothes (being on the run does a number on your joints and muscles), picking out a name for himself??? OBVIOUSLY he’s trans right
They somehow manage to have like three separate conversations about it without realizing they’re talking about two very different scenarios. Andrew only was so wrong for so long because scars on their own (and even being a criminal lbr) are such non-issues that it didn’t even occur to him that Neil could be talking about anything less important than being trans lol
Andrew had his little crisis about it and landed pretty solid on yeah he’s still into Neil regardless, and yeah he’s still super gay. He’ll figure out the rest from there. The only thing he didn't prepare for was Neil being uh. Cis
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fun fact, when mlp first came out in 2010, I had an entire comic I'd been drawing by hand with markers about my pony ocs which were guards in the royal castle. I still have the original 62 pages. fucking insane. anyway here's redraws of two of them lmao
Garden ("En") the "painted pegasus", who's mother was a zebra and who's pa was a pegasus. he was protag of the comic and YES I shipped him with princess luna WOOO LETS GOOOO
this guy was actually a background character more than anything. he was used here and there but he wasn't one of the central characters at all, he was friends with two other captains who WERE central characters. but I popped off with him so-
BEHOLD!! OLD ASS ART... FROM MY BEGINNER DAYS....
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[// Huge buried stars spoilers //]
Gyu's "I've killed 3 people but I can live with myself as long as i get to save you" vs Doyoon's "I LIED I'm a LIAR i did take that buisness opportunity I'm awful"
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