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the thing about disco elysium is that it has women in it. what you see on the internet about it might lie to you about that but it has women, gay women even, very compelling women even, in it.
#Directive: THINK ABOUT RUBY THE INSTIGATOR!!!!!!#What was it rave said. This basic concern dooms her!!!!! She’s so good. She’s SO good#Rubyklaasje is literally crucial to the plot happenings and yet there are only like two dozen people who talk about them. Sad. Shut up about#that other guy please stop putting him in bunny suits.#Also thinking about cunoesse. My god cunoesse.#Cindy the skull. Liz!!! Who only shows up for a little but she is so cool. Lilienne i need to replay to go on the date to learn more about#her. Soona she’s so real… Joyce is so much so so so much. And dora and dolores of course.#esha.txt#disco elysium#Seriously.#Klaasje i literally forgot to talk about klaasje I love you problem girl
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#oh donkey Arthur your 10 seconds of screen time will forever live in my heart#a small throw away joke to make Arthur look stupid?#no sir what you’re looking at is something so special and important to me#I’ve noticed that there’s a pattern for the episodes that’s like it goes a serieous episode followed by a silly filler episode#so actually it goes plot then filler I’m realising I just hadn’t used proper terms for it cause I’m stupid#but after the last episodes of s2 and then the two at the beginning of s3#I was waiting for my silly episode reward#and boy howdy that was a silly episode#(im sick atm please just polite laugh and nod and be on your way)#my art#Merlin#bbc merlin#arthur pendragon
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“This show isn’t the same as the book” this
“This show isn’t good” that
THIS is a show made for middle schoolers, and I’m having way to much fun watching this show for yall to act like it’s supposed to be peak media
#like please just enjoy it#you looked past the plot holes when you were kids#let’s do it again#and just enjoy ourselves instead of finding a reason to dislike it#embrace change#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#annabeth chase#grover underwood#percy jackson show#pjo
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Mav and Bradley reconcile and he finds out (it's not really a surprise tho) that Mav and Ice got married, so he apologizes for not being there for them at their wedding.
Mav blinks at him all confused because while he's feeling something at Bradley being so remorseful — looking like a kicked puppy, really — about missing a big moment of their life but also because, "Oh, no, buddy, we didn't have a wedding."
And the thing is, they got married when Ice's health took a turn for the worse, and it was allowed and legal and would, in Ice's opinion, make a lot of things easier for Mav in case he died — even just from an inheritance point, or just so the Navy doesn't forbid him from being part of the state funeral. It was a very quick sign the papers, get someone to officiate it in the hospital, and then get their lawyer to adjust the paperwork in the express time kind of marriage.
Things got better and life went on and they just, well, forgot to have a real wedding. And they were fine with it. They didn't need a wedding, in fact now that Bradley was back in their life, they couldn't be happier.
But in Bradley's head, an idea is born. Mav and Ice will have their 30th anniversary in a few months (more like almost 10...) and it's the perfect time to get them to have a wedding. You know, as a gift from him for missing all those years from their life.
The problem is, it very quickly turns out that Bradley is shitty at planning weddings. He doesn't know where to start and what needs to be organized and how to organize it in a way that lets it stays a surprise.
But you know who is good at it? Jake Seresin, brother of four sisters, planner of four weddings.
And how does Bradley know that? Well. He might or might not have been Jake's plus one to all four of those weddings.
#this sounds like a plot to a rom com#please do not look too deep into the logistics of this#hangster#icemav#tgm
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i screen recorded this clip because I'm so so so abnormal about it. wuhhghhhhhbbhrhrggrgrgr
#barking and barking and barking and b#dev patel PLEASE DO THIS TO ME PLEASE#i swear i like the movie for the plot too#dhjfbsehbhekg#im inconsolable#its been like. half an hour maybe#since i saw it in the movie#and i just keep rewatching this scene#i need professional help#guh#dev patel#monkey man#bee buzz
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"Rest assured, our Loki will be with our Mobius, and they will be dealing with the consequences of this first season."
OWEN WILSON and TOM HIDDLESTON behind the scenes of LOKI S2
#mobius#loki#lokius#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#DREAM DUO#brb crying at owen in the radiation suit bc only he makes a plot device of mortal peril look that cute 🥺🥺😭#'our loki will be with our mobius' have i mentioned how much i like the mcu actually? we're friends now please ignore the convenient timing#won't even complain about fighting for my life coloring y'all just keep saying things i want to hear 🥰#owen wilson#marvel#owenwilsonedit#loki spoilers#dianagifs#flashing cw
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Fontaine Is Committing Childe Slander fr
Spoilers For The 4.2 Archon Quest
Content: Sagau reader insert (not the cult au), a lot of swearing
Note: Wrote this a while ago, just didn't post till now. This was written because of how frustrated I was with Childe's treatment in the quest. They did him so, so dirty.
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"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
Hearing your scream, Neuvillette, Aether, and Paimon nearly flinched and gave themselves away if it wasn't for Skirk quickly turning around and staring them dead in their eyes.
"AFTER ALL OF THAT, WE DON'T EVEN GET TO TALK TO HIM? WHAT THE HELL"
They never liked hearing you get upset, but since this was a scripted event, they could do nothing but play their parts. Aether wanted nothing more than to jump in and find Childe for you, if even just to get you to stop yelling, but his hands were tied. And seeing the intense look the lady across from him was giving, he doesn't think he'd be able to get away with it even if he tried.
"No 'hey, how're you doing? What's up? Where the fuck did you go? How did you end up fighting a god-damn space whale? I was worried.' We really get to say none of that? Skirk just throws him away like he's yesterday's trash? At least, I think that's Skirk... Okay, fine, whatever."
The group notices a slight twitch in Skrik's expression, as if she was annoyed, but it's gone not a moment later.
"Skirk I hope you're kinda funny cause this is a terrible first impression."
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Skirk watches as Neuvillette sends the traveller topside, hoping that he starts the scripted conversation without any hassle.
"Was it necessary to throw him so aggressively into the portal?"
Of course, that's not what happened. If Childe's mad ramblings were anything to go by, all of those that become the players "characters" seem to grow inexplicably attached to them. She didn't hold his words in high regard since he was insane, but seeing the hydro sovereign already taking a liking to you gives some weight to his words.
"He’s fine. It’s nothing he can’t handle."
Neuvillette, still looking troubled, tells her that you really wanted to see him again after nearly 2 years of nothing.
"Didn't you also upset the player when you pounced on him and sent him to prison for no good reason?"
Neuvillette gave a slight wince, "I had no other choice. The Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale gave the sentence and the law must be upheld."
Skirk doesn’t look amused, Neuvillette just sighs "... And the action itself was scripted. I had my hands tied."
"Then you have no right to look so troubled over my actions. It was simply scripted, nothing deeper. I would not intentionally go looking to upset the player, especially since they can control whoever they want. I have no desire to go back to the surface, which I would be forced to if they ever felt like messing with me."
He hums, "The player has much less control than you think. Even if they wanted to take control of you, they wouldn't or shouldn't be able to do so for quite a while. Falling into their good graces is the only way to get chosen, and you seem to have only just piqued their interest."
Neuvillette was just stating facts. He heard you crying about how your latest wishing session for Furina took everything you had. He doubts even if Skirk’s banner was a couple patches from now you'd have enough to get her. Skirk herself looks a little frustrated at the mention of gaining your favour, but quickly lets it go.
"As long as I have time to prepare, I suppose. Anyway, We should have our scripted conversation before time runs out. Unless you want them to start freaking out again."
"Of course not, let us continue."
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"The fuck do you mean he's already in Snezhnaya."
Lyney's eyes slightly widen in shock, not expecting that visceral of a reaction. Aether slightly shakes his head to try and get him not to worry about it while Paimon starts her bashful idle as a way to look elsewhere without arising suspicion.
"We don't even get to say goodbye, what the heck. Wait, we never even figured out what was going on with his vision either. They actually just threw him to the wayside! If he doesn't show up in the next interlude, I'm going to be ☆mad☆"
Aether tilts his head down as he starts to ponder. He was also a bit frustrated with how little they learned about what was going on with him. Obviously the whal- Narwhal was involved in someway, but nothing is explained outside their connection. He's suddenly ripped from his thoughts as you pick his next dialogue option and continue the story.
The story continues for a little bit as Arlecchino arrives to join the conversation. You add in some quips of your own as you're watching, but are mostly silent. They just take it as you being tired from the whirlwind of emotions the quest put you through.
Aether then realizes the next actions he has to take and struggles to keep a straight face.
*Actually, I just remembered something... Please help us deliver this.*
"I swear to god, don't give her Childe's vision. He hates her. He trusted us."
Aether can no longer hold back his wince as he holds out Childe's vision for Arlecchino to take. She almost looks amused as they hear you sigh.
"Goddammit."
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Childe was in agony.
This pain went far beyond his physical injuries. The last words he heard from you were you crying out to him. It frustrated him to no end that by the time he gets to see you again, he passes out. He can barely remember your words of praise and cooing about how cool he was for fighting such a creature. Your worry and the fact he doesn't even get to talk to you after all this time hasn't left the forefront of his mind since he woke up. Injuries be damned, he wanted to find the Traveller. He wanted to get something out of that vacation, more than just one conversation, getting arrested, and an incomplete fight. He thought that as long as you still had his vision, he would surely see you again and his vacation would end smoothly, but of course the story seemed to have it out for him. All he could do now was lay here in pain, stuck in his mind while his family is off doing something else.
He's upset he didn't get to finish his fight and that you had to finish it for him.
He's upset his foul legacy has taken such a toll on his body, he can't do anything.
He's upset that his family has to see him in such a state.
He's upset he missed your first encounter with Skirk.
He's upset he didn't even get to talk to you again.
And more than anything, he's upset he can't be there for you.
As he was about to continue wallowing in self-pity and regret, he suddenly finds himself fully geared, standing in front of the Abyss, with no injuries.
"Such bullshit. I loved the story quest, but why was Childe pushed to the side. It's almost like they had no idea what to do with him after they got him to the whale. Oh! It's just one of the creatures he's been wanting to fight for nearly all his life. Do we get to know how he feels about it? Nooo of course not. My man just wanted to go on vacation, and he had to deal with all of this."
Hearing your voice almost washes away all his stress, and hearing you complain about how he was treated washes away all his sorrow. It pleases him to know you hated what happened to him just as much, if not more, than he did. He could tell from your ranting and the fact you've already gotten 36 stars that you were going to fight just to let off steam. That's perfect for him. Killing something is just what he needs to take his mind off of recent events, killing things with and for you makes it even better. He'll be sure to make the best of this before you log off for the day, and he's back to being bedridden.
#sagau#self aware genshin#genshin x reader#childe x reader#iw8wgwbsiwhwbd JUSTICE FOR CHILDE#HIS TREATMENT IN THIS QUEST WAS BULL#WHAT KIND OF A VACATION WAS THIS#and after everything he went through for Tuecer you know he hates that he had to go home like that#I'm not even a Childe simp but omg i just couldn't#I like my plot holes to be filled in please#though if they were actually answered in the quest please let me know#i need answers#Pois.Posts#pois.writes
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wintery mallevil comm <3
#forgot to post this to tumblr. please forgive me i swear i thought it was already here#listen to me. i have ten billion ships do u know how fun it is to get a comm for one ive never drawn and would likely never draw myself#giving me the opportunity to draw smth for the agenda <3 <3 sry im always too busy drawing plot art i forget to draw other ship stuff FHBJK#^_^ spinning in circles <3#twst#twisted wonderland#malleus draconia#vil schoenheit#mallevil#suntails
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like!!!!!!
#on god if you wont give them more episodes at least give them longer ones this is so painful its like seeing a birds wings being clipped#our flag means death#like yes they couldve cut more things to fit into the constraints they were given but frankly#giving a plot driven comedy show 8 episodes in a season is criminal#especially a big ensemble show like this#and its not like they had the luxury of splitting the plot into two seasons because they don't know if they're going to be renewed at all#tldr maybe they could've cut more corners with the plot of this season but they shouldn't have to. 8 30min episodes for a season is inane#i need them to get a s3 to give this story the ending it deserves please
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I just noticed a recurring motif among these Sicilian fairy tales that is so incredibly well-suited for fanfic:
A princess sees a handsome young man (usually a prince in disguise) making eyes at her in the marketplace and begs her father the king to make him a royal servant, because he is so beautiful.
The king complies, because he's too fond of her to say no, and makes the hero a stable boy or gardener.
The princess now suddenly spends much more time out riding or requesting flowers, and then tells her father that the new servant is far too good for outside work and must become a servant in the castle.
The king complies, but soon enough the princess requests that the new manservant is made her personal page. By now the king is getting very nervous, but he still can't say no to his daughter.
The princess and the page manage to keep up the charade a little longer before the princess goes to the king and outright demands to let her marry her favourite.
The king gives the hero three "impossible tasks" that are meant to kill him, but naturally he accomplishes them all through trickery or supernatural intervention and the clandestine lovers get their way.
The pining, the flirting, the sneaking around, the devotion— do you see my vision?
#please make this a new AU#please#in the fairy tales this is usually a side plot to the main event#but a good ship could /make it the main event/#laura tumbles#fairy tale AU#this is the happy version of this motif#there is also an not happy version but I like this one#fairy tales#fanfic#tropes#writing prompts
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idk i think they're equally annoying roommates
#so much to say abiout the league's living situation *stays silent*#those sheets look way too nice dabi would never but this is not about environmental storytelling#i know in my heart shigaraki plays otome games im not even woobifying him he has nothing else to do#like what did he even do before the launched his career as a terrorist he literall waited to become of age for that#my point it he's played whichever gamebä#he could get his dry hands on and this time its hatoful boyfriend#i read the plot summary it sounds crazy#bnha#shigaraki tomura#shimura tenko#todoroki toya#dabi#please no boy x boy tagging im very petty about this sorry#sketches#lov
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Gearing up for the stat boosts
MDZS Disco Elysium AU Part 3 (Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 4)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#MDZS disco elysium AU#It's not really disco elysium unless your protagonist is dressed up like they're going for the stat boosts#And coming out like a moderately deranged cyberpunk fashion disaster#The AV cable hair ties in particular were the answer to 'How can I explain wwx finding something to tie his hair up in a trashed hotel room#as well as 'How can get him to look even more like a disaster cyberpunk OC?'#WWX woke up after years of being in the eternal pale only to find himself in a different body -hungover and bleeding.#The lack of shirt is due to emergency first aid. The rest of the outfit is him finding whatever he can.#and what better way to pair a lack of shirt than with fishnets?#Lan Wangji doens't have the historical cosplay thing kim has going on but he does wear cute bunny socks. As a treat.#and YES it would be electrochem getting the boost.#It's the skills for *more* than just drugs and sex! Its also the one that goes 'YIPEE! I love solving cases! ^_^ I love a good sandwich!'#Electrochem is the skill for 'you deserve a little treat' and it doesn't care what that little treat is as long as it sparks joy!!!#Please keep that red memento in mind. I will be returning to that plot point.
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yea i like her a normal amount
#me shuffling away my stacks of sketch pages of her like this lol#neopets#neoart#my art#the darkest faerie#king altador#plz new plot. please have her in it a lot i need new stuff of her
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I'm incredibly soft about the fact that the people Caleb shares a sending stone with aren’t the mighty nein members who live furthest away, but the ones who live the closest. That, when also taking into account the easy invitation to dinner and request for a spare bedroom (and the mention that Caleb has the worst timing when calling, implying he calls often) makes so much known about their domestic lives. How often does Yasha make a quick call to invite Caleb for dinner to try some new (barely edible) dish? How often do Caleb and Beau stay up late doing research, with him staying the night in the guest room? How often does Caleb call in the middle of the night with a question?
The nein getting together for adventuring is fun, but man, I'd absolutely sit down for a few hours of them just being domestic and settled like this.
#i'd love something like the more laidback vox machina episodes#like when they all get back together after the time skip for a beach vacation#or the little bits and bobs like pike dealing with her family or them trying to hire someone for the bakery#low stakes plots like that#give me more post canon oneshots i crave them please#critical role#caleb widogast#someone (i think it was marisha?) said during the wrap up that a rumblecusp oneshot would be fun#and yasha and beau both gushed during the reunion about wanting to return to rumblecusp at some point#so it might not be fully wishful thinking?#fingers crossed for future oneshots/miniarcs: rumblecusp and molaesmyr#nella talks cr
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Sebastian Stan. in a bathtub, which is all I actually got out of this movie.
#mine#mine.#please don't add to gif hunts/claim as your own/edit without permission. thank you!#sebastian stan#sstanedit#sebstanedit#sebastianstanedit#we have always lived in this castle#whalitc#whalitcedit#if thats not the correct edit tag im not changing it#charles blackwood#charlesblackwoodedit#i skipped through this entire film on mute tbh i i have an idea of what the plot could be#but i really do not know anything i dont know if i want to know anything#as a 2010 aiw fan i got jumpscared by c/rispin g/lover#anyways#i do like c/rispins other roles dont get me wrong but when im not expecting him--#anyways.#more important#i think i have a few caps left for this film#i made these for c/rackship reasons but uhhhh#yknow#the fanfic girlies guys and nonbinary babes. here u go#blade cw#i didnt notice the frickan#i cant tell if its a flip razor or a regular razor#i went to beauty school i forgot the name#my thoughts are potentail stab and therefore n i c e
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"The only ones in need of love are those who don’t receive enough. So evil ones should get a little more" - Laplace's Angel (Hurt people? Hurt people!)
Gifting this edit to my wonderful and beloved mootie (and favorite artist, but don't tell them I said that) @the-orion-inexpirience 🩷
#don't you all just absolutely love sanji/pudding parallelisms ??? because I DO !!!!!!#loving how this edit makes wci look like a crime solving plot and like idk it kind of is#it's like cluedo but with a wedding and actually sanji doesn't die#part 9209382093482039 of trying to make people see sanji and pudding are literally the same character and hating pudding is stupid#tumblr please MY QUALITY BRING IT BACK AGHHHH#i swear it looks much better than it does here--#one piece#charlotte pudding#black leg sanji#one piece edit#whole cake island#whole cake island edit#bean-edits!
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