was doing like 2 minutes of research for this fic and of course ended up on the wikipedia for predatory fish as one does when writing kpop boy fanfic and did yall know that SALMON are PREDATORY FISH??? like in the same category as SHARKS AND BARRACUDAS????? SALMON?????????
I love the “Bruce is strong enough to pick up post-Lazarus Jason through sheer will and training” trope obviously, but picture:
Jason and Bruce being so heavy/muscular/fucking big, that they’re the only ones who can pick the other up.
Cue Bruce getting called in anytime Jason’s down and they need to move him. Or Jason getting pointed puppy eyes from Alfred until he sighs and picks Bruce up and carries him to bed after he passes out on the couch.
everyone look at this fish i had to draw for my illustration class. for a grade. i am going to get a good grade in therapy salmon, something which is both normal to w