highlights from today nwn

i love aus i legitimately have nothing against them but some of them get so specific is really funny to me, i saw someone go autistic!colleg student!part time barista!Draco Malfoy like , hmmmm

fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

i would do anything to see Sarah Fortune, Pyke and Illaoi playing fall guys. I would go insane.

literally so funny that the only thing anyone will ever remember about supernatual in like 10 years+ is the gay angel/hunter dynamic that the network didn't even want to make real. that's your legacy. you're the destiel show. that's all you'll ever be. outside your own little bubble, that's all anyone ever refers to you as. when people bring up supernatural, destiel is the only association they have. i don't know anyone who knows anything else about it. phenomenal.

highlight from dawko's stream when he played the fnaf in real time demo i forgor to post JHGSDGDG

Do... do you like

...the colours of the sky?

please tell me nobody did this yet 💀💀

Eddie, posting to his socials: Pro-tip! If you had a questionable childhood and you’re thinking of throwing out some lore about your past, maybe think twice before describing it as a funny story.

Eddie: Maybe say to yourself, ‘Hmm, would I think this was funny if one of my thirteen year old students told me this? Would this make me immensely sad hearing it from a child?’ before deciding to violently vibe check your husband with the saddest fucking thing I’ve heard in a while.

Steve, off-screen:

Steve: First of all, I agreed with you. Saying it out loud, it’s not a funny story. My bad.

Steve: Second, do not describe my childhood as ‘lore.’ I’m not an elf in your nerd shit.

d a m n , i t ' s ' i ' ... not 'we' i guess everybody can perish now

"this is regrettably the best kiss of your life, you understand?"

I firmly believe at least one druid, at some point, looked at Merlin and thought "are we sure we have the right guy"

smth so good abt labru besides the obvious thing (narrative foils) is also the fact that laios is such an open book / wears his heart on his sleeve and honest down to earth guy that he just loops back around to being unpredictable . like the fuckin, “its not even a monster??” laios fav food reveal is such a funny bit because like . okay. its hilarious that kabru who’s whole thing is being able to read people super well and remember all these details abt them is just so utterly blind when it comes to laios. hes like shooting a dart everywhere and it hits the general direction but at the same time the trajectory is just so off because laios does something bizarre that kabru has to reorient his chart of “stuff abt laios touden” and scramble things around. its like a game. a flow chart of . whatever the fuck

basically Kabru, the guy who knows everything there is to know about everyone. V.S this enigma who isn’t even that mysterious just autistic and easily misunderstood

You guys wouldn’t BELIEVE how normal I am about this man, I definitely DON’T lay awake at night thinking about him…

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