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bougiebutchbitch · 9 months
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I don't know who it is who keeps reblogging my stuff to a blog neither I nor anyone I know can see, or if it's just weird Tumblr ghost notifications - but it sure makes me nervous!
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marastriker · 1 year
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One Small and Tiny Detail I Would Change About all the StEx Update Costumes If I Was In Charge Of The Costume Department:
Rusty: he should always have curly hair, let's not have the wig look too flat. It took me a moment to really come up with something for him cause I honestly believe the Rusty costume is the BEST it's ever been now.
Pearl: more volume and length in her wig!
Greaseball: Most would expect me to say add some padding! He's gotta have muscle! But honestly I would redesign the makeup. It's quite boring honestly, and it needs to have some pizzazz to it like back in the Broadway days.
Dinah: give 👏 her 👏 a 👏 collar 👏 I really don't like bare necks
Momma: listen I don't know why they exaggerate the padding on her....cough, backside like that but it looks kinda weird. Get rid of that, it's a strange way to show that she's an old woman
Elektra: the corset piece around his torso beneath the chest piece NEEDS to be more form fitting. Right now it's like an ill fitting crop top
Caboose: WHY....why is he the only one without something at his ankles. Why. It looks weird and out of place. Give him black spats with silver buttons to match his headscarf. Peak design would be reached.
Carrie: I will admit the 4 suitcases on the headpiece is a little too much. I think 2 would suffice, that way you can see her hair and diamond hairpiece more clearly and it's less crowded.
Brandi-Belle: she needs to be less...yellowish orangish? And have more of a dark reddish brown palette. Mahogany comes to mind when I think of her, kind of that dim and romantic feel that a lounge would have.
Rockies: I mean the obvious thing is to cast more POC, but that's not related to the costumes themselves so - I think if you're going to make the artistic decision to have them look a little older and perhaps with some graffiti on them, then it shouldn't be so uniform between them? Either make the worn-downness unique, or actually commit to making them uniform. And let Rocky 3 have green lipstick!!!!! If 1 can have blue to match and 2 can have yellow to match, why doesn't 3 match?! Let her look like freight!
Dustin: Also the obvious thing to do is to cast more actors of size, but again. That isn't related to the costume. The update already toned down his makeup so it isn't so nightmare inducing clown aesthetic anymore which I genuinely appreciate because it doesn't match his character at all....otherwise I can't think of anything that would massively improve the look.
Flat Top: okay someone fix his hair situation. I get you're trying to keep that "flat top" hairstyle but it looks like something that belongs on a muppet. Brick can still be a hat, that's fine, idc
Nationals costume gripe in general: they have asymmetrical gear and it bothers my poor little brain
Coco: it's so obvious the fabric around her neck is the exact same fabric used for Elektra's costume. Could you be any lazier...please give that part of her costume a unique design.
Ruhrgold: I got nothing, he looks like a good stable man.
Brexit: I understand what you're trying to do with the tie.....I get it. But you know that party is racist right? Right? Regular funky dad tie pls.
Espresso: he should have a different hat. Fight me. Otherwise his costume looks great!
Manga: I have no issues with the Manga costume, gonna be real. He looks wonderful!
Turnov: I think the black base is a little out of place?
Killerwatt: I feel like there should be SOMETHING that indicates he's actually a train. I don't know what it is, but something. Maybe wheels on his gloves, like all the others?
Volta: you have two options. One - give him a B L A C K codpiece because the silver one looks weird. Option two: get rid of the codpiece all together! Krupp or Purse didn't need one! Why does male!Volta/Zero?
Wrench: they already fixed my only gripe which was the crane helmet fitting on the head so that you can see the ears of the person alright. Otherwise I really don't have any issues with this costume, it looks fantastic
Joule: as much as I appreciate Joule sometimes having butch hair, I think her wig needs SOMETHING funky. Cause Joule is funky and would do crazy stuff. A mullet or rattail braids? She would.
Trax: I think the codpieces on them are so out of place cause I don't even know if they're trains? They shouldn't have elaborate costumes with all the stunts they're doing obviously but idk what I would do to fix that
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Recast vs Legit - Is It Worth It?
Okay - so before anyone tries to crucify me in the notes, this is meant to spark debate and discussion. I am well aware of the facts that make recasts fundamentally 'bad' or 'wrong' - the way it effects the artists livelihood, the fact that it's intellectual property violation, etc, etc.
My counterpoint, so to speak, is some dolls are not worth their price point. Yes, I did just say that. No, I'm not jealous of anyone for owning any specific doll (I own all my grails [legit] and have them all fleshed out with clothes/shoes/eyes/wigs), no I'm not mad that people can drop 100s to 1000s of Dollars on dolls because I can and have myself. I just genuinely find some doll brands to not be worth their price point. I'm not even talking about things like T3eny Tinkers weird little clay creatures, I'm talking about well established companies - namely Fairyland.
I think Minifees are cute and great dolls for beginners because there's just so much made for them but would I ever consider paying the legit price for them? Not a chance.  Minifees are infamous for their quality issues. Warped legs, weird discoloration in tan skin, super obvious seamlines even on pale dolls, super thin resin on high pressure joint areas, company faceups not being the same quality as the promo images... All this for hundreds of dollars? Some might have the want to waste their hard earned money on an inferior product but I sure don't. 
I have owned a legit Minifee as well as recasts - the difference in quality is insane and not in the direction most people will have you believe. I don't even need to tell you, you can see for yourself. Watch Christine C's video on legit vs recast - if you go for a good recaster brand the difference is hardly noticeable and in some instances the legits look a lot worse than the recasts. The price point pushes it even further in favor for recasts. A blank, tan Minifee A-Line costs $457.00 (excluding shipping) - this is no hands, no heel feet, no faceup. Completely blank.
A custom painted (very nice quality as well) tan Minifee with three extra hand options and heel feet costs $230.00 (including shipping). Now when I say tan, I actually mean an array of colors from Fairyland tan to baby blue to onyx black. Fairyland can't even offer POC skin, never mind fantasy skin tones.  What does this mean for the buyer/collector? It means that if you save up to buy the legit, but instead buy the recast you have another $227.00 to buy the doll some real wigs/shoes/eyes/whatever else.
I see so many #legitonlycollectorsuwu with the ugliest doll under the sun, because they put a woolen mop wig on it, hand paint it with what may as well be paper markers, cut holes in a sock and then post it expecting the same traction as people like 4arll!n. With all this said - let's debate. What reason is there to go legit with this specific company? What counter-points can you make against mine that would really prove that recasts are not as good as legits? 
~Anonymous
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skellybonesandtrees · 2 years
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B - A pairing–platonic, romantic or sexual–that you initially didn’t consider, but someone changed your mind.
C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will.
D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t.
F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom?
I - Has Tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why?
K - What character has your favorite development arc/the best development arc?
M - Name a character that you’d like to have for a friend.
N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice).
O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?
Q - A fandom you’ve abandoned and why.
W - A trope which you are virtually certain to hate in any fandom.
Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go! (Prompts optional but encouraged.)
B - A pairing–platonic, romantic or sexual–that you initially didn’t consider, but someone changed your mind.
I can't think of any particular relationship an individual changed my mind about. But if we go with tumblr. Tumblr definitely made me get into the Eric/Sookie camp, at the time I didn't know about the books and didn't know all of the canon involved. At the end of the day I didn't exactly like their canon in either media form. But they had chemistry. I like me a tol and smol pair. I'm easy.
C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will.
Brienne+Jamie. While I understood the appeal and the ship didn't bother me and the fandom excitement for it was cute, personally I just never liked Jamie and I wasn't shocked when he turned around to be incesty with his sister in the end tbh. I thought that, as far as Game of Thrones went, it made complete sense for a redemption arc to fail. Because Game of Thrones is too real.
D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t.
Steve and Nancy from Stranger Things. I say I wish I liked it because it sounds like they're going there again. Nancy seems too grown up for either boy she's been with to be honest. Not saying Jonathan is immature but his priorities are very particular right now. Steve has grown up but I still don't see him as a good pair for Nancy. I feel like Nancy is a one woman show, she just doesn't know it yet. Career journalist moving to the big city and going through dudes in her spare time but not settling down coz she has stuff to do. That's her in my head. Romance isn't everything. But who am I kidding, this is TV, of course there's going to be romance.
F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom?
Probably Harry Potter. I was there from book 1 through 7 and then the 7th movie part 2. Then the excitement fizzled out and JKR turned out fo be a TERF and there's nothing there I want anymore. Shrug.
I - Has Tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why?
Tumblr made me drop Bates Motel like a hot potato because the Norma+Norman shipping going on really weirded me out and turned me off from the entire show. Shame too, Vera Farmiga was amazing in it.
K - What character has your favorite development arc/the best development arc?
Presently Yennefer of Vengerberg in The Witcher, although they are already watering her down in writing. She's still my favorite unapologetic woman who I wish was more the norm in fiction than the exception.
M - Name a character that you’d like to have for a friend.
Felix Dawkins from Orphan Black.
N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice).
More women putting themselves first, in any fandom. Better wigs for everyone - srsly what the hell is happening? More consistent writing.
O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?
Alanis Morisette's Uninvited...for Nancy, lol. My headcanon Nancy anyway. ;)
Q - A fandom you’ve abandoned and why.
I mean...all of them? I leave all of them enventually. Whether because the show/trilogy/book series ends or because my enthusiasm for it died. I talk about it obsessively until I'm done. I might reblog something randomly from something I used to be obssessed about but it's never the same.
W - A trope which you are virtually certain to hate in any fandom.
Love triangles.
Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go!
Modern fandoms are too full of entitlement these days. Too full of problematizing completely normal things as a way to reject plotlines you want gone. In the early internet we had to walk 500 miles in the snow to...I kid. Look...it was just better in the early 2000s.
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beepboop358 · 2 years
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I'm the anon about the queerbaiting.. What I meant was it wouldn't be queerbaiting if Byler does NOT happen because all this queer coding would turn out to have been accidental. Yes I've seen your Byler slides and to me the only real intentional hints are those about Will being gay, and maybe having a crush on Mike. The rest could just be accidental, or a case of apophenia. For example the eyewitness parallel, I'm sorry I don't think the Duffers have even seen eyewitness. They usually reference movies in ST, not TV shows (see the Video Store Friday). (Also, every person claiming Mike is gay seem to have forgotten about his reaction to seeing El looking like a girl for the first time, with the dress and wig. I'm sorry but if anything, Mike is bi). But even then, my opinion is that the writers just wanted to depict a beautiful friendship between two boys and we took it to mean something else. That being said, maybe they realized the potential of this story and decided to actually go there in ST4, which is why I still have some hope for canon Byler. But I really don't think queer Mike was intended in S1,2,3 (and yes I've seen the evidence). Too many things would have been different if they wanted to go there, and we would have the same amount of hints for Mike than we have for Will (I'm talking in quality, not quantity). Thanks for answering these asks by the way :)
hi again anon!
I don't think there's any chance it's accidental because it's just so intricate, you know? And I really don't think it's apophenia because all that queercoding stuff I talk about in the slides, is really there in the show. We're supposed to pick up on it. I don't think we are turning this into something else at all, because all the stuff we claim as proof is not made up it's really there for us to see :) And there's just so much of it.... And this all has to go through several different departments, to even happen in the first place, so everyone on set knows about it. Like the art department has to know Mike is gay to put up that rainbow heart drawing and Will's drawing in El's room, set designers have to know Mike is gay to give him rainbow bedsheets, the costume designer has to know Mike is gay to code his clothing (like dressing him in the colors of the gay men's flag), the editors have to know Mike is gay to do the music coding, the writers obviously have to know he was gay to write him as queer coded, etc, etc, everyone involved in this production has to be on the same page, and that is how we end up with so much evidence and queercoding.
I think if they wanted to just depict Will and Mike as friends, they would not use rainbow imagery for both of them, and they wouldn't put their relationship into romantic contexts. Like paralleling Will and Mike to Dana and Venkman from ghostbusters in s2, and so much more :) That's an iconic 80's classic that almost everyone watching the show knows, it's a very visible romantic parallel with Mike & Will. Like they could have written the season so Mike and El were paralleled to Dana and Venkman, but instead they chose to have El away from Mike for pretty much all but 5 minutes of screen time. Also most of the slides are actually about Mike being queer coded, Will actually has less queercoding in the show, but because he has never shown any interest or attraction to girls, I think it's much easier for people to accept that Will is not straight, than accepting that Mike isn't either.
I totally understand what you're saying about Mike possibly being bisexual, and that's a very real possibility! I personally think he's gay rather than bisexual, because of how he acts in season 3 displaying comphet and internalized homophobia. I mean...that opening make-out scene in s3 is so queer coded towards Mike I still can't believe they did that LOL. The drawing of Will's on El's wall, the rainbow drawing with his name like the one in his basement in s1, taking her hands off him as they kiss, the "just a little more time could open closing doors, just a little uncertainty can bring you down" lyrics are just so GAY omfg. I read an article once (I forget where but I'll try to find it) where someone (it might have been the music director?) saying they search for the perfect songs for months, so that song was definitely intentionally picked for queercoding that scene. And hats off to the art director for those rainbow drawings in El's room and the drawings of Will's. Which a Netflix account recently confirmed, but has since deleted (sorry the quality is so bad, this is a screenshot of a screenshot of a screenshot that wasn't loading LOL)
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You could be right the Duffers themselves haven't seen eyewitness, but someone on the writers team definitelyyyyy has. That parallel is so freaking close there is no way that wasn't intentional. It's pretty much exactly the same. And just because they normally use movies in the show doesn't mean they won't or can't use TV shows too, they use Dawson's creek (as found by kaypeace) in the show, to parallel Mike to Jack, the gay boy who is *currently* dating a girl, and Matt Duffer said he was obsessed with the show (her posts here and here)
The scene of the snowball in s2 when Mike sees El is very interesting, and there's so much coding in that scene, and when Mike sees El at the dance, his face doesn't scream head over heels, he looks shocked and surprised, and then uncomfortable...
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I think Mike is very heavily queer coded in the first 3 seasons, and I think everything is perfect as is :) I don't think they are trying to tell a "straight forward" (ahaha) story about sexuality with Mike at all, I think it's supposed to be a little messy and confusing, because that's what Mike is experiencing. He's confused, real life is messy, and it's sometimes HARD to figure out your sexuality, so the show reflects that. Not everyone always knows. Will and Mike imo represent two completely opposite ways of coming to terms with your sexuality. I think Will has always known, and Mike hasn't.
And, things change because life changes. What once was will not always be, especially when you are a kid. Mike dating El or finding her attractive at one point, doesn't rule out at all he could be gay (bc comphet). It's hard to figure yourself out, and Mike's story is alllll over the map with that, perfectly so. Will has less quality and quantity of queercoding than Mike does, which is actually really surprising to me. Mike's queercoding is littered everywhere in the show, but Will's is only in a few scenes...I'm not sure why most viewers accept that Will is gay, but not Mike when Mike has even more queercoding than Will does.
But again, I respect if you or anyone has a different opinion than I do :)
thanks again for the ask! I hope you're doing good! xx
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yelenasgreenvest · 3 years
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Szabadság tér 16 (Yelena Belova x reader)
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Pairing: Yelena Belova x reader, Yelena Belova x you
Summary: While in the safe house, you and Yelena go on a grocery run, but she gets distracted by the flower stall.
Budapest is a very warm city in the summer. It was not enough that you wanted to throw yourself out of the window of the seven storey building, but enough that you annoyed Yelena enough that she fanned you with some papers. You were both holed up in a safe house in Budapest together at the time. She had freed almost all of the black widows left behind after Dreykov's demise, but her last mission had gone awry and now she was being hunted by a few different state police forces.
Even though staying inside during this weather was almost unbearable, the bath served as a mini swimming pool and the small refrigerator served as an a/c unit. On the nights when the city would quieten down, she would push the mattress to the window, so you could count the stars with a cool breeze blowing over you.
She had been given a safe house by Mason and he had stocked it with medicine, supplies and food to last her a few weeks. When Yelena's wounds became infected and she asked for you to be the only person to take care of her, he personally flew you out. Now, it had been a few weeks, and the supplies were getting low. Even though you both knew it was the right thing to do, leaving was as dangerous as it could possibly be.
You brought Yelena some stuff to disguise her with. In order to conceal her blonde hair, she wore a black wig, a hoodie, sunglasses. Who am I, exactly? Clark Kent? As you brushed the wig into place, Yelena moaned, "This won't work.". She looked fine, but you liked her blonde better because she was more fun. As you handed her the sunglasses, you complimented her, "I think you look cute.".
We'll have to get black hair dye then, I guess."
"Nono!She smirked, knowing you loved her blonde hair. She surveyed her reflection and fixed a few bits of her hair. Picking up the concealer, you made your way to the girl to fix her yellowing bruise. I always have to take care of my poor baby girl".
"You should see the other guy." She laughed and pecked your nose and lips. At her affection, your smile grew. She would be the death of you. Her hand was in yours as you grabbed your bag and walked out of the room.
“We need a safe word,” Yelena started to explain. “For what? It’s not sex, just shopping” You laughed but her sudden serious tone made you listen. “No, just in case we see something that could be potentially dangerous and it is not safe for you”
“For me? You are still recovering, you are not strong enough to fight at this point"
“No, but I can fight them off and keep you safe until you get to the safe house” She kissed the knuckles on your hand as you descended the winding staircase together. It was your instinct to roll your eyes at the idea of her becoming your white knight. The last thing you would expect is for her to put herself in danger for you, though you would do it in a heartbeat for her. "Squash! Yes, squash!"", she nearly shouted as she reached the bottom step of the staircase.
"Pardon me?" you asked, her big smile beaming at you. Our safe word will be squash. When we hear squash, we leave. You can count on her to do anything to protect you.
You and Yelena could get all the necessities you needed at the nearby penny mart, which was only around the corner from the safe house. Yelena went straight for the junk food aisle when you were inside the grocery store, even though you had made a little list on a scrap of paper of all the things you needed. Her non-hurt arm was holding a small red basket containing chocolates and gummies that was filled with candy. "Yelena no, no, no!" You growled at the spy as she rolled her eyes and stumbled over to the fresh fruit and vegetables. Foods from the list were added and ticked off as you placed them in the cart. As you saw the pale yellow vegetable, you asked Yelena, "Do we need that today, sweetie?" pointing at it.
Yelena’s eyes, who were scanning each customer in the shop, snapped to the vegetable and then rolled far too dramatically for your liking. “Not yet, but if you’re not careful, I will make you scream it later”.
After smirking back at the moany assassin, you walked over to the frozen aisle to pick up a few chicken nuggets to satisfy her. As you were close to finishing, you noticed that Yelena was nowhere to be seen. In the aisles you walked back and forth without spotting any sign of your girlfriend and your mind started to race with all the thoughts of what could have happened. It is possible that someone could have seen her and taken her just like that. There would be no way for you to track her down. She was just gone. While the panic set in, you were quickly repeating the word squash over and over to yourself.
Then you heard giggling coming from the front of the store. Walking up, it was evident Yelena was chatting with a child at the flower stand. There are roses, tulips, sunflowers, lilies, and all other kinds of beautiful flowers you can't possibly name. She took the sunflower and ran the petals on the young girl's nose, and as she giggled, Yelena's smile grew bigger and bigger.
Since she has lost so much of her childhood and she is frantically trying to cling to the memories she has of Ohio, she is only capable of showing kindness to children. She complimented the blond child, "This one smells just like you", she picked up the rose and held it out so the little one could smell it as well. As you watched Yelena interact with someone she was genuinely happy to talk to, you felt your heart melt. You didn't have to worry for a second that they were going to hurt her in any way. It was really amazing to see how open she became around children, and you hoped that she would be like that when you had kids, if you two were to have children of our own.
She smiled at you as she went over to pick up a bouquet of flowers and made her way to meet you at the cashier desk, where you were waiting. Her eyes twinkled and she winked at you, "I have a new friend.". There was a moment in which you joked to her, "I see. Maybe I'll leave the safe house and you two can play together", you responded. It seems to me like I can only play with you tonight," she said smirking, and you can bet you would have a lot of fun in bed with her.
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monstas1ut2 · 3 years
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(2/2) Sanji Vinsmoke (Smut Warning!)
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She is a thot and you want to cuff (Huh?) She-She is a thot and you want to cuff (Huh?)
The water that was sliding down your throat ever so softly, happened to be caught and then hard to swallow when Sanji decided to say that sentence.
"Huh...?"
Sanji's face kinda faltered as he sighed, just shrugging a little. He'd done something kinda wild, well it's not necessarily wild for someone's boyfriend to buy them things but you aren't used to clothing items..
"I brought you a dress... and I just know you'll like it... I know you'll look gorgeous in it too.." Sanji was firm in his wording, just really wanting you to at least feel happy in your body just a little.. Yeah.. he definitely figured out the problem that was being slipped under his nose... and eyes for that matter.
Sanji also looked to Nami for explanations. As much as she wanted to keep it under wraps, Sanji seemed so distraught. She also knew you would take years to speak on the issue..
"Where is it.." you mumbled out, fiddling with your water bottle as your eyes gazed to the floor. Sanji's words always made you feel.. lifted. Though they could never push you over the edge.. so instead of wanting to feel that.. you decided you'd suck it up...
Sanji's funny, but cute eyebrows had raised up a little as you asked that. He himself almost forgot where he put the dress. Though he remembers putting it on the table in your closet. Your closet was adorable, it had an island in the middle that held your purses and jewelry.
"In the closet..." Sanji's face started to light up ever so gently when he told you where it was. Your form disappearing from his vision as you went upstairs... honestly Sanji couldn't believe it.. he just knows he's going to die when he sees you in it..
His heart was racing just like the first time he'd seen you..
(Sanji went to McDonald’s for Luffy…)
"Your total is $50.75 sir..."
"Oh my, you're beautiful ~~~!"
"Are You Ight...?"
That happened to be the most one sided conversation ever... you both were quite different. You both are still different in a sense, but definitely not as far apart. The both of you are in love with each other.. and seeing you come down those stairs slowly with those black heels and that dress that stuck to you like peanut butter... his nose started to bleed..
"I-.. I actually like it.." you whispered out to him as you tried covering your breasts just a little. Staring at Sanji who happened to be blushing like mad. His eyes continuing to stare oh so lovingly at you and your figure... he just had the urge to touch and give you every thing you wanted.
"I told you... you're just.. beautiful... beautiful in everything..."
"Sanji..-"
"No... really... now may I please have the opportunity to show you off..?" Sanji's voice almost sounded like a purr. Standing up, he'd walked over to you ever so gently and you watched with your lips parted. His lips pressing gently on the back of your brown skinned hand. It was always pretty to see his lighter hand against yours... not to mention how his hand was Damn hot.. hand kink maybe...?
"Let me take you to the restaurant... like we were supposed to do the other week..."
As much as you loved this dress, were you ready to leave the house with it? You felt as if Sanji set you up kinda, he was standing here looking scrumptious ... and now, he has you standing here radiating the same energy... there was no excuse now...
"You sneaky lil boy..." you grumbled playfully as you tried to hold back a smile, pointing at Sanji as he started to softly smile. Of course he knew he was sneaky... only to make you happy though...
"Fine... I'll go..."
"(Y/n)-swannnnn~"
"Mhm..."
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The place of course was beautiful, it's Sanji's restaurant. The place was filled with so many people that your anxiety was rushing towards the top. So many people were also staring because you were hand in hand with Sanji. The owner of the restaurant.. the 5-star restaurant.
Swallowing your nerves, Sanji squeezed your hand gently. Causing you to look up at him as you both were sat at the best table. The water was pretty, you could see it as you sat gently with Sanji.. the man who was inching his hand over to you... it was odd to feel his hand on your thigh, but you decided to touch his bigger hand. That definitely caught him off guard, his eyes kind of widened, especially when you gently leaned your head against his shoulder.
Sanji's love language is exactly this, being able to touch and caress every curve.. every imperfections you hate... he will definitely love.
"I know you like (f/f)... do you want that (y/n)-Chan..?" It was odd how Sanji still remembered such a little thing. You loved (f/f) and especially from his restaurant because the cooks were amazing. At the same time though, you really didn't want to add any more weight to yourself..
The look on your face was obvious to Sanji and oh so suddenly he looked sternly at you when you had removed your head from his shoulder.
"You can eat... and if you don't I'm taking the lace back."
"*gasp* you Ass-.."
"Get the food and eat it." Sanji said simply and honestly, this was the most serious you've seen him. He threatened to take your wig back, like come on he's serious... All you could muster up was a little mumble but Sanji gave you this look... he was really serious about you eating.. and it was kinda hot.
Of course though, minutes later, you were served your (f/f) and it tasted like heaven. At the same time though you were kinda quiet because of Sanji.. he's just trying to love you and the fact is.. you weren't letting him.
So today you were going to do something you'd never done before.. it's a new page.
Putting your utensil down, you gently cupped Sanji's face. He kinda widened his eyes and he could feel your acrylics.. he loved them a lot.. his favorite color is just plain white by the way..
Anyways, he could smell your gentle scent as you got closer and your lips were a centimeter from his ear. To be honest he felt himself already getting heated for nothing... though he couldn't help it.
"I love you... and thank you fa dealin with me...I can't really give you anything but... I could give ya dessert..." the air tickled his ear as he listened to your erotic whisper. Watching as you moved away and let go of his chin. Smiling at him once more before continuing to eat like you've done nothing...
Oh you've sparked fire..
The rest of the date was soft and romantic, it consisted of Sanji wanting to devour you right then and there.. but you obviously refrained that. Taking a little sip of that wine that was offered to you. God you looked irresistible, your back just arched so well and your thighs spread like butter when you sit down... that's talent.
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The ride home was quiet, a soft quiet, the aura was quite tense though. The way your heart was racing was like a person on a broken rollercoaster. The feeling of Sanji's hand against the smol of your back when you both walked into the house was more of a warning.. the warning that this was going to get a bit messy.
"Sanji!" You gasped out in surprise.
Feeling the air swift past you, it's just something you couldn't believe. Sanji just picked you up...
The blonde simply threw you over his shoulder and he even carried you up the stairs.. your legs slightly flailing as your heels were being taken off by him. You could see them in the hallway when he passed by them. The destination being the bedroom, and that wasn't far... he stepped through the frame and in seconds you were plopped on that bed.
"Sanji are you crazy!?" You spoke with shock, just kind of propping yourself up with your elbows. Staring into the male's much darker orbs. Immediately shutting up when you saw him loosen his tie with his slender finger. Staring you down with the energy of a bull. The tie being slid off and dropped to the floor..
"I want my dessert now (y/n)-swan..." Sanji gently teased, his hands taking your ankles and gently slid you downwards towards him so you could be at the edge of the bed. You legs being lifted and your dress being slid up to your waist... all you could think was that Sanji was going to gag..
This man was going to see the stretch marks and the odd fat... and.
Actually... he was at loss of words... his nose actually started to bleed too... though he wiped it away. He didn't want to pass out now.. no...
"May I please.. continue (y/n)...?"
"Mhm..." humming this, you were amazed and surprised at the fact that he still wanted to continue.. what you failed to realize is that Sanji loved your thickness... and he wanted to bite a chunk..
Getting your consent, Sanji felt this rush of excitement. Pushing your thighs forward with his hands and your knees were now to your chest. Feet dangling in the air as you saw Sanji slowly start to go down... where was he going...?
The sudden cold air hitting your soft, pussy lips that weren't like anything he'd seen before honestly. Though they looked like soft brown marshmallows.. your panties hitting the ground as you let out a loud gasp. Throwing your head back from the wet feeling of Sanji's tongue.
"..My ..god-..." Sanji heard those two words from your throat,  his smirk not visible to you but you could sense it. He literally had his tongue lick up your slit.. something you thought would never happen to you. It was so overwhelming.
"Ngh! Sanji! S-Slow down, baby..." you whimpered out, your eyes staring down at the blonde. His eyes staring right back at you... he could taste every inch of you, your juices were leaking all on his goatee. Your brown thighs enclosing him... he didn't care... he didn't care if he couldn't breathe..
Though this was technically your doing, as much as it hurt to let him see your body.. you've finally let him and now he's a cheetah... a lion.. a tiger.. anything but Sanji right now.. especially since you teased him in his own restaurant.. wearing the tight dress and those heels.. he'd just do anything to see your pretty (e/c) eyes rolling back because of him.
The feeling of his lips sucking gently at your folds, caused the pit of your stomach to form butterflies. Just staring up at the ceiling when you relaxed.. tried to at least.
His nails somewhat digging into your hips, it may have felt harsh but you liked the feeling. Being unable to move anywhere else just showed how dominant he wanted to be tonight. Your hand slowly sliding down as you slipped your fingers through his blond locks. Gripping at his hair ever so gently.. simply trying not to hurt him.. but the way he was passionately kissing at your pussy was sending you off the edge.
The lewd slurping sounds echoing as your toes curled, panting out loudly.
"You taste like heaven, (n/n)..." Sanji purred out, the vibrations of his talking giving you this shock of pleasure. He could hear the soft jiggling of your anklet near his ear. He remembered buying that for you... it simply says : S + (your initial).
The power he held was starting to make you twist and turn, trying to move away from his grasp. The dress being such a cockblock at the moment. You just wanted to see him a bit more so you took the rest of it off... eagerly.. Your breasts being shielded by the bra you had on.
"S-Sanji-.. fu-..Fuck... right there, m'gonna cum.. m'gonna cum~..."
Your gasping and pleads weren't making Sanji push away either. His tongue slipping inside of you for the thousandth time as he felt your pussy pulse and ache for something more to push you over that edge. His slender fingers sneakily prodding at your entrance. The slick and wetness of your pussy just made it so easy to slip a finger in. This causing you to jolt and your body shook with a pleading sound.
Sanji could tell your orgasm was here, the tight hold on his finger making him smirk against your lips.
"F-Fuck... don't touch-.. touch it anymore.." You whined out, immediately closing your legs when Sanji moved his head from between your legs. Your (e/c) eyes were closed tightly before slowly opening them again, watching as Sanji started to remove his own clothing.
Considering you were at the edge of the bed, you sat up slowly and your pretty face had a little bit of drool on the side of your mouth. Not to mention how your hair was a bit frazzled.
Staring up at him with lust and love, Sanji chuckled and decided to bend down and kiss your glossy lips. The lip gloss still stayed... not surprising... that Broadway is no joke-
The kiss was deep, the taste of your pussy was mixed in with what the two of you had at that restaurant along with cigarette smoke.. an odd combination of things, no lie.. but it was addicting to taste. A little moan releasing from your throat as your kiss started to become sloppy, your tongue swirling around Sanji's as he started to unbuckle his belt.. though what he didn't expect you to do was push his hands away. Your pretty hands slowly unbuttoning and unzipping his pants.
Slowly breaking the kiss as the saliva was still connected. Sanji's pants being shuffled down by you as you continued to stare up at him. His eyes in slight disbelief, though more of a blush.. watching you take out his hard cock.. your hand gently wrapping around it as you leaned down more and wrapped your pretty lips around it.
Sanji doesn't know what you do to make them so pretty, that dark lip liner mixed with the lip gloss.... He dies, especially since it's around his cock. His precum making an appearance, but dripping in your mouth already.
Tasting him, he seemed to taste salty more than anything. Moving your hand and slowly sucking him in deeper as you moved your head up and down. Your (e/c) eyes looking up to his softer ones. He just looked so cute and hot, so why not give him the gawk gawk 5000? You may be new to sex itself but you're not that much of a saint.
"A-Ah...s-slow down (n/n).."
The same words you told him, now being said by him... pitiful...
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The smell of erotic pleasure turned up to 100%. Your breasts being softly sucked on by Sanji. They were just like Hershey kisses. His hands almost nailing your wrists beside your head as he felt your pussy pulse around him. He deflowered you and now he was going to give you the time of your life..
"Sa-Sanji~... why you so big~..."
The male had to hold his nose because lord knows he couldn't take that. The words and the nasty things you were saying were going to be etched in his brain forever... he just hopes he doesn't think of things like this when he's working... he'll die..
"You have such a naughty mouth my dear..."
"Then spit in it..."
Lord... Nope, Sanji couldn't take it, giving you your first taste of a thrust. Your breath being kicked out of you as your eyes rolled back gently.
"I-... Sanji, keep doin that..." you softly pleaded, your thighs jiggling each time he'd thrust inside of you. Sanji was staring down at his cock continuously disappearing inside you. Watching as you swallowed him just the way he likes it. Call him crazy but he didn't even think of a condom. He didn't want it... he it wanted raw, you wanted it raw...
He needs... quote, needs you to have his babies for sure...
Your breasts was bouncing all wildly when Sanji started to speed up. Your moans not getting any quieter. The bed was being beaten into the wall.. which he'd definitely have to get repaired..
"A-..agh! S-Sanji, daddy-... cum w-with me.. please!"
That nickname slipped from your mouth as your insides clenched around him. Almost trapping him inside as your eyes squeezed shut, feeling Sanji continue to push his way. His loud moans sounded so hot... he was shameless in telling you that this was amazing...
"Damn-... I'm cumming..." Sanji groaned as he watched your pretty eyes once you'd open them again.. the feeling washing over both of you as your nails attached to Sanji's back. Scratching down it with love. The white cum actually overfilling you, a total creamepie... it was so sticky. Your legs trembling a little from the impact.. and you could barely breathe.
Swallowing your butterflies, you figured it was over.. though out of the blue... Sanji was now smoking another cigarette and you just blinked.
"We're not done yet, my beautiful (Y/n)"
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hawksthirsybitch · 3 years
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Constantly let down READER X HAWKS
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READER X HAWKS - REQUEST (@swankiifiied )
PROMPT LIST - MASTERLIST
6. “Look me in the eye's and repeat what you just said.”
31. "You're my home."
Word count: 780+
Warnings: angst, Swearing and a lot of emotion.
Summary: Y/N and Hawks get into a fight because he stood them up again.
A/N: I had so much fun writing this request! To get your request message the numbers and the character for who it is for xxx
ps this one was longer but my dumbass deleted it accidentally.
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it was late. He was supposed to be here at 9.30 pm but it was nearly 11 pm. Y/N and Hawks had been dating for a number of years however over the last few months the pro hero continually didn't show up for their dates or to pick them up. Having enough of sitting and waiting for their boyfriend to show up Y/N wandered into the bedroom, taking their makeup off and throwing on something more comfortable; as they go climbing into bed they hear their front door open.
They listened to him walk slowly to the door and trying his best to stay quiet as he probably thought they'd be sleeping.
"Keigo, I advise you to go home." They yell from the bedroom before he could enter the room.
"Baby, I am so sorry! I really tried my best this time!" Keigo cried. Locking the bedroom door with their telepathic quirk they yelled back, "No, fuck off." He began knocking on the door.
"Babe, please I really need a shower, I smell." He begged.
"Go home, you're not welcome here."
"Y/N, please I am so sorry. We still have time to get Chinese and watch a movie! You just gotta let me in."
Y/N was raging. Not only because he thought Chinese and a movie was going to fix the amount he let them down but also this was the fifth time he'd done this. The first couple of times they understood but now it was enough. He could have at least called or texted them so they didn't feel stupid getting all dolled up for nothing.
"Please let me in before I knocked the door down," Keigo yelled from the other side of the door. That was the final straw for Y/N, they opened the door for him and they let loose.
"Fuck you Keigo. When the fuck are you going to put me before everyone else? You could have at least fucking called and simply said 'sorry babe I will be late' but no I spend all afternoon getting ready and making myself look nice and you do this. I've had enough. The only thing that seems to be constant with you is letting me down." They yelled at him, backing him against the wall. Keigo was silent. He'd really don't it this time he thought to himself. He clearly must have forgotten that they could hear his thoughts because this just enraged them more.
"Of course you really fucking did this time you cocksucker! There is only so much one person can take. I really should have done this after the time you left me sitting at the restaurant looking like an idiot in front of so many people promising you'd be there, but no I constantly gave you the benefit of the doubt but now I don't give a single heck what the excuse is this time, I think you should pack your stuff and go home."
"But you're my home" he cried weakly.
"You don't get to say that Keigo." They were right in his face now. "No, no. no. You can't say that." They began hitting his chest. The hero wrapped his arms and wigs around his partner as they cried into his chest. Hawks had never his partner like this. Like yes, they argued but never liked this, normally he'd just get the silent treatment, then buy them some food and make up for his tardiness. This time he tried his best to be there on time but right as he was going to leave Endeavour showed up and demanded a meeting, locking him in his office and then stanched his phone from him as he went to text you.
"You're right" Hawks sighed.
"Look me in the eyes and repeat what you just said."
Keigo lifts up Y/N gently by the chin and looks into their (Y/E/C) "Your right baby. I am so sorry for crushing you so many times." Y/N just continued to cry, Kei pulled them closer and held them tighter than he ever had. They stay like that until Y/N eventually cried themselves to sleep.
Hawks carried them into bed and tucked them into bed, while they laid there he would play with their hair and tell them everything he loved about them. He felt Y/N slowly roll over and quietly whisper "Keigo you really need that shower, you smell like the UA boys locker room." They both chuckled that. Keigo knew would be at the last straw now. Swearing he'd do his best to only see Y/N smile and that the next time he saw Endeavour he would beat his ass.
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idjitlili · 3 years
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Oh no, all the hobbits Aragorn.
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Aragorn x reader.
Request for Thatfoolishhuman 'I would love an Aragorn imagine! Could you do one where the Mc is a healer (like, she can make wounds disappear with her hands.) and she patches Aragorn up after a battle and he falls in love with how gentle she is.'
Summary: Imagine being apart of the fellowship, being Gandalf's niece , you learn some stuff from him whether he liked it or not. Basically following the fellowship in secret from Rivendell, until you slipped up.
A/n: Arwen and Aragorn aren't together in this imagine, he still grew up with Elrond. A pitch is a piggyback ride it's the original name for it. Totally didn’t make a meme for this
Word count:2253
Warnings: I'm British, so spelling for certain words differs, such as grey, colour, among other words, don't be mad please.
Growing up around a wizard, especially Gandalf the grey, you learnt a lot. He just left books laying around, books full of spells. Of course Gandalf wasn't really related to you, but he might as well have been. Your parents travelled a lot, so you ended up being around Gandalf most of your childhood.
Gandalf had taught you some basic spells, nothing major, healing spells mostly, children are clumsy. It was no secret your parents didn't like you running through the forests, saying it was too dangerous , general protectiveness, you guess. Many times they proved that they were right, many times you had fallen into traps left for animals. You would've probably bled out, if it wasn't for Gandalf.
Still living with your parents, no longer a child, not knowing what you wanted to do, you parents wanted you to go work in the local bakery, not wanting you to travel around like they did, dangerous times with black riders frequently on the road and such. But of course you didn't want a simple life.
Again your parents had left on business, this time you didn't go to Gandalf's house, you had maybe listened in, when going to visit Frodo , only to see Samwise Gamgee listening under the window. You know how it goes, Gandalf caught him, not you.
You ended up following Frodo, Sam , Merry and Pippin. Life is boring, might as well take a risk, you longed for adventure, like the mister Bilbo. 
Surprisingly the elves had not even noticed you at Rivendell, actually not surprising Gandalf had brought you there many times, so they probably thought you were with him. You had waited in the trees outside Rivendell's gates, for them. 
You hadn't know what was actually going on , or whether there would actually be a quest, but to your lucky there was. Not really lucky for Boromir though... soon enough Frodo and Gandalf had emerged along with 7 others.
You weren't noticed for a long time considering, Frodo's fault completely, when Frodo had fallen down the mountain in the snow, you had been hiding not so great in the snow, and of course Frodo landed facing you. While Aragorn had rushed back to Frodo, Frodo's face was laced with confusion as he stared at you.
"Y/n...?" Frodo had stood up, not realising he had dropped the ring, you rising with your backpack and coat one, with the snow littering your hair.  Aragorn had just stared too moving towards Frodo, carefully, the others travelling down to see what was going on.
"Oh, Frodo!  What are you doing here? I was just out to get some milk for my dinner." Standing calf deep in snow, freezing, yet your facing burning with embarrassment.
"I was wondering when you'd reveal yourself." Gandalf chuckling , of course he knew you were there, but what you didn't know was that Gollum had been not even three feet away from you..  Gandalf had turned back grabbing the ring from Boromir and launching it at Frodo, like he was Michael Jordan.
"Gandalf who is this?" Gimli of all of the fellowship had questioned you, he wasn't afraid to speak his mind.
"Y/n is my niece , now come along we don't have all day."
Thus, you were no longer a stalker , but part of the fellowship. Time had passed and you had lost your uncle, but it didn't feel right, you couldn't process his death, so you pretended he just slipped on some bread and was at home resting.
Soon enough you were all heading for Lothlórien, without realising it, you had stayed close to Legolas at this moment, mostly to bug him.
"If elves are so great, then how didn't you notice me? For all you know I could've been watching you pee, I wasn't but I could've been.  While you was sleeping I could've chopped your hair off and made a wig. Why do you look like your are apart of a dance routine? Why do you float? How does it feel to have a dick for a father?" Rambling on , you are surprised that Legolas doesn't whoop you, he could've, you wouldn't have been able to do much, you aren't the best person at defence.
You couldn't tell if you was annoying Legolas or not, but Gimli had kept smirking your way, as he stomped through the forest.
"Hey, Legolas? "
"Yes, y/n?" Legolas had sighed , he much preferred Gimli antics.
"Can I have a pitch?" But he had just stared at you, frowning, huffing you had walking around Legolas so you was next to Aragorn. Only for your ankle to roll, making you fall into Aragorn, it didn't necessarily hurt but. Aragorn had grabbed you and placed you back onto your feet.
"Um, Aragorn? You know you much better that Legolas..? Can I have a pitch?" You were undoubtedly attracted Aragorn, come on, he looks like a God. Fuck Thor. He didn't even answer just knelt down, allowing you to grip around his neck, and grab your calf's. Carrying on walking with ease.
Raising your eyebrows and smirking at Legolas behind you, he just never showed any emotion, except in that scene with Haldir , where he just smirks creepily in the background.
You weren't particularly close to anyone in the fellowship other than Frodo and Sam. But when Boromir died, yes it was sad, but where did the hobbits go? You had stayed close to Aragorn as he fought down the Uruk-hai as you hid in a tree. Before lifting you down, rushing to dying Boromir.
"They took the little ones,"
"Be still."
"Frodo! Where is Frodo?"
"I let Frodo go."
"Then you did what I could not. I tried to take the Ring from him."
Kneeling next to Boromir, "The hobbits Aragorn, but we shall get them back." Boromir was too far gone to be saved, the wrong brother died sadly. Boromir eyes had met yours once more , as he smiled , before he finished his speech to his king.
After Boromir was sent home, the fellowship was down to just four, rushing after Merry and Pippin.  "We must hurry! The hobbits Aragorn!" Five minutes of running , and you were already getting a stitch.  This was no time for jokes.
Soon enough Gandalf was alive, and Aragorn was dead, as Théoden had lead you all to helms deep. You had seen Eowyn, oh how heartbroken she was after she found out Aragorn was dead, that bitch knew him for what five minutes, she was already grinding up on him.
You were witch, she was a princess, obviously Aragorn was going to prefer her. Soon enough Aragorn practically marching into helms deep, injured but alive , what's with all the faked deaths.
After Aragorn had done his big speech and everyone had left to get ready for war, you had stayed behind obviously, you didn't want to confront him in front of everyone. "Uh, Aragorn?" You were unsure of yourself, honestly, you can't have a crush on a king. You swear kings have bad hair, lucky Aragorn didn't , look at the British royal family.. now that's embarrassing.
Aragorn had turned Aragorn to face you, waiting for you to speak, he definitely didn't fall from heaven, the Valar decided to test him by shoving him off a cliff.
"Um, I was wondering if I c-could help with those wounds, um, I didn't know if you needed help?" You were sure that your face was probably flushed red, it would be surprising if he could even understand you , as you stumbled over your own words.
Aragorn had nodded , before sitting down near by.  Grabbing the king foil out of your bag , along with other healing herbs, Aragorn had removed his jacket and undone some of the buttons on his tunic. Bringing a stool in front of Aragorn for you to sit.  You weren't about to chew up the kings foil,  tearing it up before trying to gently apply it to the huge gash across his chest.
A small groan had emerged from his lips as you had placed a piece kings foil to the gash too harshly. "Sorry." Looking into Aragorn's bright eyes , for a spilt second before going back to gently placing the kings foil. Aragorn stops you , by grabbing your wrist , not with force, making you look back up at him.
"Do not be sorry, I just fell off a cliff, I've been through worse." A smile reassuring smile plant on his face, but you can only think what is worse than falling off a cliff.
"Okay, sorry, I mean I'm not sorry, you are very intelligent or a king, there's warg! Let's go fight our enemy on the edge of a cliff. Um, actually that's embarrassing because I fell down a well because a owl scared me, I was stuck down there for hours, and then Gandalf found me and used a bucket to get me out. I had to sit in the bucket while he pulled it up."
Aragorn had let go of your wrist , allowing you to continue as you spoke, "you have not changed."
"Pardon?" Aragorn was smiling down at you as your eyebrows scrunched together.
" Last week I saw leaf , hit you in the back of your neck, you jumped three feet in the air." Your face flushed again, as you tried to contain a smile, as Aragorn laughed at you.
"I did not, that was not a leaf, it was a snake!"
"A green round snake, I believe you , y/n" you had stopped applying the kings foil, to put your head between your nerves , to hide your face in embarrassment . "It was a deformed snake."
"Last month, you skidded in mud and fell flat on your back, when Legolas put his hand on your shoulder briefly. Or when you kicked Boromir's cock when he was try-" sitting back up to look at Aragorn.
"You are right, next time it will be you that I will kick." Aragorn could not have shut his legs quicker, making you laugh at him, "I'll have to start wearing a shield."
"Never know when I'll strike, your balls are going to be deformed." Aragorn had gasped at you, as you brought your hand other his wound beginning to heal him as you chanted quietly.
"Such foul language, Gandalf would not approve." Looking up to Aragorn with a small smile, placing your other hand on his shoulder softly, to stop him from moving.  Really the healing didn't take very long, the cut left a blood stain though.  "Stay there," (or you get unprofessional neutering.) Grabbing the water pouch from your bag, and piece of cloth.
Before returning to sit in front of Aragorn with the damp cloth, wiping off the dried blood gently.  You couldn't help but feel like you had done something good today, you got to heal ,clean an very attractive man stopping his wound from getting infected and him dying. 
Plus,he's Aragorn, who wouldn't want to touch his chest.   As you finished, you had look down for your pouch, only to see how blood his hands were. Lifting his hand up to examine it, no way you were a doctor. " How have you not gotten infection? All that Orc blood going into your open wounds." Again having to heal all the  little cuts and slices on his hands.
It was no secret to Aragorn that he had developed a like for you, from the moment Frodo saw you sticking out in the snow like a mole heap.
“Tis the best you are going to be, after this battle you will covered again. Legolas probably glide through here, any minute asking where his beloved is.” Both of you standing up, grabbing your bag, you had leant up to press a kiss to Aragorns cheek, before turning away to head to where the woman and children were, Gandalf’s orders.
Aragorn had stopped you again, by the shoulder, causing you to turn back around. “Y/n, thank you. May I ask for something else?” Aragorns eyes looking into your e/c ones
softly, you had nodded. “Would you accept me courtship?” You had just pressed your lips slow onto his before pulling away.
The door was quickly opened “ARAGORN!” Legolas glided into the room, rushing towards you and Aragorn. Sighing “your beloved is here,” Legolas was stood between both of you, you had to walk around him, to wrap your arms around Aragorn,briefly embracing, before pulling away.
Legolas just stared, “I’m not hugging you too, leg a less, that’s what your name would be if you had no legs, because your legs aragorn”
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bougiebutchbitch · 1 year
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Garda Love that dress joker wore in Dark Prince Charming
right?? It's just!! Hhhhh??? MA'AM???? He looks so damn fine! What business did that artist have drawing him like that hfhjtkjfhjtfh\
I'm forever obsessed with the amount of times Joker has crossdressed and passed surprisingly well. I like to think he doesn't always do it for a nefarious purpose - sometimes he just rocks up in a dress and a wig because it's fun, and all his goons had better roll with it or their heads will be the ones rolling...
On that point, my brain is buzzing with the idea of Bats seeing him strutting about after dark looking like a high-end model (or a cheap callgirl, lbr) and immediately assuming he's up to something. So he follows him, confronts him, slams him up against a wall and demands to know his plans (y'know, the usual)
And Joker's just like. Am I. Am I getting hatecrimed right now. I'm just a little lady... just a little lady out for a night of fun on the town :C
Batsy refuses to feel guilty, and of course he doesn't trust this monster in the slightest. But. But. Joker seems genuine. There's certainly no dynamite tucked under that dress (far too damn tight; he'd be able to tell). And his patdown (quick and professional, as always, despite Joker's... unnerving noises) revealed only one knife, which is pretty toned down for anyone walking about in this part of town, especially dressed up so pretty.
Not that. He thinks Joker's. Pretty. Or anything. Nope.
He tells Joker he's gonna take him back to Arkham anyway, because that's what he does. So Joker huffs this big sigh, rolls his eyes to the heavens, and plants his hands on his (padded, they must be padded) hips, accentuating the hourglass of his figure.
"One night, Batsy! I just wanted one night of fun! Gimme that, and I'll come quietly. Otherwise..." There it is: that dark glimmer in his eyes that always spikes adrenaline from Batman's pituatary, despite his iron-fisted self-control. "Well, I guess I'll come noisily. Or I won't come at all. And - oh, we don't want that, do we, darling?"
Batman is the stern, solemn guardian Gotham needs. Batman stands above and apart from the criminal underworld, even as he walks among them. Batman does not flush at Joker's terrible double entendre, just because he's dolled up and cinched at the waist, his hot red dress revealing a tantalising, indecent stretch of pale, thin thigh.
He doesn’t flush enough to be seen under the cowl, anyway.
Batman can't believe he's considering this. But it's been a quiet night, and if he can keep the Joker from causing mayhem... Maybe letting him have this is the path of least resistance to getting him back behind bars. The path paved with the fewest corpses, anyway.
That's what's important, Batman reminds himself, as he gives a gruff, "Where to then?" Not the way Joker's face lights in a bright beam too big for his face, that doesn't look nearly so ghoulish as usual.
"Ooh, I get a chaperone? C'mon, Batsy - we're gonna dance at every club in the rainbow district before sun-up! Let's paint this city..." He pauses, taps his plush, painted underlip, and pretends to reconsider. "Well, not red."
Batman feels a twinge of dread as Joker hooks his arm through his, steering him out of the alley, onto the main street. But only a twinge.
"No hurting anyone," he orders.
Joker sniffs. "Not on the cards for tonight anyway, unless they really piss me off."
"No causing chaos. Nothing illegal."
"Not even a bit of public fornication in the club bathrooms?" Joker cocks a hip, lets his black-painted lashes sink low. "I didn't dress up this cute for nothing, yanno."
Right - he's going to be popular, with that sinful-short skirt and the open cutaway over his rail-thin chest. Basically invitations for hands to curl around his tiny waist, slip under the fabric, feel all that skin and bone and sticky, human heat...
Batman refuses to gulp. Or let his own hands curl into fists. "No. I'll be watching, all night."
He should've expected Joker's head-to-toe shiver. "Now, ain't that a promise. Don't worry, darling. No need to be jealous." He flicks one painted nail against the bat symbol on Batman's chest. "Anything that happens tonight betwixt my good self and any other guy? That's just physical. What we got, baby, is so much more."
Batman has to breathe through his mouth, so he won't smell the cloying-sweet perfume Joker's squirted on his throat. He still has the chance to cuff him, drag him back to the Batmobile and from there to Arkham. That's the safe route. The sensible route. The route any of his family or friends would counsel him to take.
But...
But.
Joker studies him from under his lashes, small smile knotting one corner of that wide-cut mouth. "Well, Batsy?"
Batman is going to regret this in the morning. "Lead the way."
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OHSHC Rewrite: Episode 3b
Beware of the Physical Exams!
Host Club x reader
Summary: When the hosts convince y/n to get help, she finds trouble instead.
Word Count: 5.4k
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"Y/n, we've come here today to talk about a problem regarding you."
You looked around nervously, and began your verbal diarrhea. "Okay, um, first of all, I want to say I'm sorry. I know it's our number one priority to make the clients happy, and I was side tracked, and that's on me. I'm really sorry. I shouldn't have been unprofessional with Alarico and that's super my fault. I know I need to get 100 guests and I'm only at 39 but I can do better, and again I'm really sorry for everything about yesterday, and—"
"Y/n," Kyoya cut you off. "This has nothing to do with your quota, or Alarico Gonzalez's behavior."
"Oh." You said dumbly.
"This is about your anxiety attack."
"Oh." You grumbled, though you quickly regained your composure. "I'm sorry you had to see that senpai."
"It was no trouble, and I've read that they can be very sudden and frightening to those who get them." He stated.
"We're really worried." Hikaru said.
"Yeah," Kaoru agreed. "When Kyoya told us, we had no idea how to help."
"You have to take care of yourself y/n-chan." Honey clutched usa-chan.
"Yeah." Mori said.
"That is why," Tamaki said, pointing to you. "We've decided to set up an appointment with the school therapist today!"
"Woah, let's not take it that far. I'm okay guys, really."
"You didn't look okay when you had trouble breathing yesterday." Kyoya stated.
"That was just a little hiccup!" You explained. "Things happen. I'm okay now, which is more important, right?"
Tamaki stepped up to you. "You're going to therapy, and that's final!"
"No." You said forcefully. This struck his feelings, and he sulked in the corner. You sighed. "I'm sorry I worried you all, and I'll be careful next time. I don't want to waste time and cut any classes so a therapist can tell me depressing things. I just want to forget about sad stuff here."
You gave them a smile. "Well, she seems unmotivated." Hikaru stated.
"But how are we going to get her to agree?" Kaoru asked.
Mori then thought of something. "Squishy ice cream."
That struck a nerve. You gasped and carefully looked at them, and Tamaki then got up. "That's right~ You were so busy last episode that you never got to try any, did you~?"
"Did you hear that?" Hikaru whispered mockingly. "She's never even tried squishy ice cream before. Isn't that sad?"
"Talk about a tragedy." Kaoru whispered back.
You nervously laughed. "C'mon guys, you don't really think of me as such glutton because I'm poor and never had it that I'd force myself to go to some therapy for some ice cream would you?" You kept nervously laughing, and everybody else smiled at you. You then quietly asked, "What time is the appointment?"
"We knew it." The twins said.
You scoffed and smiled. "You guys are something else. Why do you even care about this?"
"Don't refer to yourself as this!" Tamaki exclaimed. "If you need anything, know that I'm always here for you."
"You mean all of us are here for her?" Hikaru asked.
"As I said before, you are all the homosexual supporting cast!"
You let out an involuntary laugh. "Really senpai? Supporting cast?" You asked, walking over to them. "That's a little self absorbed of you." You then thought of something. "Can you guys do me a little favor though? Let's keep the therapy sessions to ourselves. My clients get worried easily and I feel weird when they get curious and ask me about my issues."
"Well, your appointment is right after the physical exams," Kyoya explained. "So that might be an issue."
"Alright then," Tamaki announced. "Gentlemen, it's time to enact The Keep Y/n's Secret Safe Plan!"
Later that day you walked with the twins to the physical exam, though the line was going to be too long to not miss your therapy session. When you went in there, your mouth hung open. "What the hell is this?!"
"It's just a regular physical exam." Hikaru said.
"I've seen malls smaller than this." You whisper shouted, speed walking to hold each twin by the arm, timidly looking at all the people and fancy stations. "This is so out of place for me. I feel so awkward."
They paid no mind to you gripping onto them, or at least tried not to. "Seriously y/n, you need to stop being amazed and scared at everything here." Kaoru said.
"I was amazed and scared of the host club when I walked in. Look at us now." You offered. Neither of them said anything but looked down at you. You then saw Mori and Honey dressed up in doctor attire. "Wait, what?" They put their fingers over their mouths shush you. "So obvious." You muttered.
"I have those two for back up in case this plan doesn't execute properly." Kyoya came out and explained.
"Why are they in doctor uniforms?"
"It helps set the mood." He pushed up his glasses. "Disguises make our mission feel like a real espionage."
You watched the doctor encourage a girl as three other nurses clapped for her. "This is weird." You said. "All the staff here are actually nice."
"Of course." Kyoya said. "All staff is chosen by the chairman. It is a school, but it's also a business. He wants the students to be happy, and most students here already have their own doctors for their families. So this, is just a formality."
You quietly scoffed and shrugged, shaking your head. You and the twins kept walking when someone bumped into Kyoya, and Kyoya's gaze lingered on him.
"Huh." The twins then began taking off their shirts to do their exams, and girls started squealing. "See now?" Kyoya asked. "Physical exam day is quite popular with the ladies."
"Hm. My physical exams in y/c had us also do exercise. Everybody was rude and just wanted to get everything over with, and that makes more sense than this." You then shook your head. "But girls here would probably still be squealing for that too because sweat is apparently attractive too."
The twins were being themselves and girls continued squealing. Mori and Honey took this as an opportunity to push you into a corner nobody was in. Tamaki then caught you from behind. "I've been waiting for you princess." He said in your ear.
"Tamaki senpai?" You turned your head.
He giggled in your ear. "You're so cute when you're surprised." He then stepped back. "This is it, the inevitable moment."
"What are you gonna do?"
He shushes you with his finger. "Don't worry, I'll protect you." You felt your cheeks tingle. That was until he put on a wig and stepped into the exams area. "I am ready to take the exams." He announced in his best impression of your voice.
"Hey, is Tamaki trying to dress as a girl?" One girl asked.
Tamaki was shocked, as if he didn't realize people would notice. The twins then bursted out laughing. "He actually did it!" Hikaru laughed out.
"I can't believe he didn't know that wouldn't work!"
Tamaki blushed and angrily grabbed Hikaru. "Why didn't you tell me it wouldn't work?!"
"It's payback for calling us homosexual supporting cast!" He laughed out.
Tamaki looked over at you shyly with big sad eyes. "Um, listen y/n," he timidly said.
"Did you really think that would work?" You asked, and your tone showed that it was a genuine question. He said nothing but pouted, causing you to glare at him. "Big words senpai. Small execution."
"Come this way y/n," Kyoya said. "There's a private room waiting for you."
"Senpai, you look like your enjoying this." You smiled at him. Tamaki dropped to his knees in the background.
Kyoya was smiling as well. "Well, I did need to get my revenge too. I don't appreciate being called supporting cast, homosexual or otherwise."
You both walked away as Tamaki weakly reached for you while fading away. You then went into a room with a female nurse. "Good morning Miss Y/l/n. It's a pleasure to meet you. I've been informed of your circumstances, so we can hurry along this process."
"Thank you ma'am."
"Of course. Step right this way please. You can undress in there." You nodded and stepped inside the dressing area.
The boys were listening to this girl cry about a doctor who supposedly made a pass at her. "I've never been so terrified." She cried.
"How scary!"
"Do you think he was a pervert?" This girls were huddled around her for comfort.
"I had a feeling this might happen." Kyoya thought out loud. "Earlier today I saw a strange man in a white lab coat, though clearly not one of our doctors.
"Shouldn't you have said something sooner?" The twins asked in an annoyed manner.
"I'm sure it's no big deal. I'm sure the security guard will catch him." Kyoya offered.
They still listened to the group in the back. "Tell me," said a doctor. "Did you see where this man went?"
"Yes sir, he was headed towards the private clinic down the hall." The boys were all silent as they realized that he was going to your room.
You had just unbuttoned your shirt, leaving you in your bra. You were about to take off your pants when a man went into your changing room and was peaking outside. It was almost like he didn't see you. "W–um, excuse me, but—"
He rushed over to you and covered your mouth with his hand. "No, it's not what you think. Please just be quiet."
"Y/n!" You both turned to see Tamaki in the air. "Tama-chan~ kick!" He kicked the man in the face and sent him flying into the wall. Tamaki then spun in the air a few times before coming down to the ground.
The twins then appeared. "One. Good looks that attract the public eye."
Kyoya then stepped out of the shadows. "Two. More wealth than you can imagine."
Mori then spoke up. "Three. Chivalry that will never be able to overlook,"
"The hideous wickedness of this world." Honey finished.
As you hugged yourself Tamaki gently placed his own shirt over you. "That's what make up the Ouran Host Club!"
They posed, with an exception of Mori and Kyoya, saying, "We're here, watch out!"
"Please don't hurt me! Spare me my life!" He bowed as you buttoned up Tamaki's shirt. He then got back up. "I run a small medical clinic in the next town over."
You were taken aback by the sudden fact. You looked at Honey, whispering, "Why is he telling us his life story?"
Honey shrugged, and you all listened. "My name is Yabu." You suppressed your laughter, since Yabu is another word for quack doctor. "You see, I came to find my daughter. My wife left me a month ago and took my daughter with her! I know that my daughter goes here."
You sat down to be at the same eye level with him. "Well now that I'm invested into the story, I gotta ask. What happened to make them leave?"
He explained that he kept giving people money and they don't usually pay them back. The latest time was the last straw, and they both left. "I can never say no to anyone. I don't blame them for not wanting to constantly live in debt. But I wanted to see my daughter one last time, so I wandered through the streets and was pounded by rain until I came here. But once I entered I was mistaken for a doctor, here to examine students!"
You smiled. "You mean they mistook the guy wearing a lab coat as a doctor? That's... wow."
"And then it happened," He ignored you. He then explained how he asked a girl for directions and she ran away screaming. "And before I knew it, there were all kinds of people chasing me!" He was bursting with tears.
"So tragic!" Tamaki was also crying.
"Pardon me," Kyoya said. "But I think you may have the wrong highschool. Are you looking for Ouran Public Highschool?"
"Yeah?" He stopped crying and looked up.
"I figured that might be the case. This is Ouran Academy, private institution. Your daughter doesn't go to school here."
He looked shocked, and the twins began to voice their opinions. "Man, you don't even know where your daughter goes to school? That's pretty sad." Hikaru said.
"Yeah, I bet your relationship's messed up because you don't pay attention to them, not because of some stupid debt."
"Wow Kyo-chan, you figured that out pretty quickly." Honey congratulated him.
"Well, the daughter of such a small business man could never afford to go here." You scrunched up your nose I'm response.
"Kyoya," Tamaki said. "Could you make a map of the public schools in this area? I'd like to help this man."
Kyoya looked surprised for a second, but smiled and regained his composure. "Whatever you say."
As the man got up you stepped in front of him. "If you'll allow me to give some advice." He nodded. "If you get there and school is still in session, don't just go in. Wait until she's finished with school, or else you're gonna look like a creep and she'll be too angry and embarrassed to talk." He said nothing and nodded, bowing. He left soon after, and you were all still in the private room. "Well, sorry to do this, but can you guys please leave now?"
Everybody looked surprised. "Y/n, are you still angry with me?" Tamaki said. "You're not going to quit the host club are you?"
You turned to him and smiled, patting his shoulder. "Don't be silly senpai. I need to get to that stupid therapy sesh and you need to put on a shirt. I just gotta take the physical exams and I'll give it back to you." You then turned around and smiled. "Let's get this straight though. I'm not doing it for some food, I'm doing it for my debt."
You giggled, and Tamaki smothered you with a hug. "I can see right through you! I know you're doing it for some squishy ice cream!"
He was smothering too much. "Okay, stop it! The shirt's riding up!"
"Red card!" The twins said in unison. They then dragged Tamaki out and everyone else followed.
You finished your exam fairly quickly and was guided by your nurse to the room of your therapist. "Good morning." She grinned. "Please sit anywhere you'd like."
You had decided right then and there that this was going to suck. There was fancy decor and expensive looking items. There was a nice looking couch and even nicer looking chairs. She had a desk that looked like it costed way too much, and she wore expensive clothing. This was all too much. You didn't belong in this room.
You silently sat on the couch. "I hope you feel your most comfortable self with me, so we can talk about anything you want." Her grin was still on and her tone was still chirpy. You said nothing. "Do you want to begin the conversation?"
You hesitated before speaking up. "May I ask about your background?"
"My background? Well that's an incredibly boring subject, but go ahead! Let's not have any secrets between each other, okay?"
You were silent for a moment again. "How were you brought up? Was it surrounded by things like this?"
You didn't try to smile. You didn't want to be here. There wasn't anything wrong with you, so there wasn't a reason to be here. Besides, this room itself was giving you anxiety. "Things like this? Well, I'm not really the materialistic person, but if you're asking me if I was born into a wealthy family that helped paved the way to my position, then yes. I was born into this."
Her smile never faltered, and you didn't like it. You didn't like the feeling of any of this. Exposed, you felt so exposed. It made you put your head down in shame. "Then don't you think you're a little overqualified to be talking to me right now?"
She was taken aback, but began writing in her notebook. She slightly nodded to it, as if she had decided something. "My, is that what you think?"
What the hell would she even write from that? That you have self esteem issues? That you're self conscious about yourself here? You deserved so much squishy icecream for this. You only shrugged.
"You don't seem very relaxed right now. Maybe we could talk about why that is." You shrugged again. Her smile almost left her face, but she hung onto it. "We can't make any progress if you we don't put in effort dear."
You sucked up your annoyance and smiled, bringing your head up. "If you want me to be happy about this, you could've just said so. And the reason why I'm uncomfortable is because this room is making me uncomfortable."
She then wrote in her notebook again. "I see. Is it the atmosphere? We can go outside to the garden if it makes you feel any better."
"Is this session a one time thing?"
She chuckled. "That's not how progress works."
"Then we can stay in here so I could get used to this feeling."
It was like she cornered you. She knew exactly where to strike. "Do you always feel like you need to comply to things? Like you have to be the one to adjust?"
You frowned. "Where did that come from?"
"Please answer the question dear."
"I don't know, I guess. I have to though. It's not like everybody else has to change their viewpoints to accommodate only me."
"Do those viewpoints make you upset?"
"No."
"I'd appreciate if didn't lie to me."
She seemed to have every one of your moves calculated. She suddenly knew how to outsmart you. "Sometimes, I guess. I don't know. They'll say a comment or two about how different commoners are to normal rich people. It's weird. I never considered myself normal, but I'm different for another reason here than before."
You wanted to slap yourself for saying that. She only wrote in her notebook again. "How were you different before?"
"It just sometimes felt like us against the world. The four of us were unbreakable and we didn't care that it was that way. I felt proud to be looked down on, in this weird way, because my friends were down there with me laughing at everyone else."
"And now?"
"Now I'm down there alone. Everybody looks down on me, but there's no one else to share that with. It just sucks sometimes."
"You have two separate friend groups that you mention. Do you feel differently towards the one back in y/c than here?"
"I never felt ashamed with my y/c friends, I guess. I don't know. They knew everything about me, and they still loved me for it. Maybe I feel like my friends here will just pity me if I open up more?" You brought your knees up and buried your face in between them. "Ugh, no offense doctor, but this sucks butt. I thought this was supposed to help me with my anxiety."
"And you don't feel anxiety when thinking about your new friends finding things out about you?"
You couldn't help but let out a laugh and fall to lay of the couch. "Damn it, you're actually pretty good."
"People can be more complex than you might think. Just as you feel like they won't understand you because of your background, you aren't giving them a chance because of their background." You looked up at her. She was still smiling.
You chuckled. "You really do suck." You then sat up straight. "Hey, how are other people like with your sneaky forwardness?"
She waved off the question. "Oh, I'm usually not like this at all. I normally have to go through this journey with them until they figure it out on their own. I figured you weren't like that and would prefer someone who wouldn't baby you. It's actually quite nice to get straight forward answers back."
You genuinely smiled. "I'm sorry doctor, I think I underestimated you."
She had a different smile on this time. "Hm. Tell me something that your new friends don't know about you."
"That's kinda hard. One of them ran a background check on me."
She chose not to push her luck and not ask about that. "Well, it can be a small fact."
You let out a sigh and looked down again. "I mean, I was at the store the other day and bought them all keychains. Once I brought them to school I realized how worthless this would be to them. So I just kept them.
"Pushing for a better relationship with your friends will maybe let them push with you. They might like the gifts. You don't know until you try it."
"Thanks doctor." You smiled at her.
"One last question, how did you act with your old friends? Were you touchy feely or more to yourself?"
"Um, touchy feely I guess." You then thought about how you and your friends never really had respect for each other's boundaries, though none of you cared. "Really touchy feely actually."
"Try to work on getting to that level with your new friends." She then checked the time. "Oh, it seems we just ended our session. I'm glad we got this far, and there's so much more to talk about. I'll see you next week."
"Yeah, okay." You smiled and got up.
"Oh, dear,"
You stopped. "Yeah?"
"Why don't you give your old friends a call? You seem like you miss them."
"Okay." You said, chirpy. "Bye!"
You walked back to the physical exam area, and everyone was just about finished. All your friends stared at you as you silently walked over to them. You didn't say anything and looked spaced out.
"Y/n," Tamaki quietly asked. "Are you mad at us for sending you to therapy? You're making a face."
"I'm just thinking senpai." You didn't look at him.
"About quitting the club?!" He grabbed you by the shoulders.
You gently poked his face and pushed it away with your finger. "About whether or not I should give you guys something." The bell rang and you looked at the twins. "Oh, let's go guys. Bye everyone."
Nobody said anything. You went to your class silently. "Uh, y/n?" Hikaru asked.
"Hm?" You turned to them.
"Are you sure you're okay?" Kaoru asked.
You smiled and hugged them both. "I'm sure."
After school you decided to use your phone and call the one person you know who also has a phone. The other two were also there, and the three were planning to see you as a surprise on Monday. Luckily, Jasmine can't keep a surprise to save her life.
You entered the host club with a big smile, setting down your bag to turn and see all the boys staring at you. "What?" You asked, still smiling. "Oh! The gifts."
"So you actually did get us something?" Kaoru asked.
"Yup." You brought them out of your backpack and walked over to Mori. You handed him a keychain of a small black belt. "I heard someone say you were in kendo, so I thought this would be nice."
He smiled and patted the top of your head. "Thanks."
You excitedly nodded and bent down to Honey, giving him a bunny keychain. "I thought it would kinda remind you of usa-chan if you two were ever apart."
His eyes shown as he held it in his hands. "Cute! Thanks y/n-chan!"
You walked over to the twins, handing them a tweedle dee and tweedle dum keychains. You didn't know how to explain this one, so all you did was nervously chuckle.
"Get it?" They only stared at it and back at you as you awkwardly walked away and went to Kyoya. You gave him a paintbrush keychain. "One of my clients told me you could paint?"
He smiled and took the gift. "Hm. Thank you y/n."
You grinned and walked over to Tamaki. He was like a puppy who was excited to get a treat. You didn't take any notice in the blush on his face, nervous yourself that he'd say something about the piss poor gift. You put a small bear keychain in his hand.
"I know you have a teddy bear like this, and I've seen your dorky led pencil with the bear on it." An arrow went through him. "So I thought this would be a nice addition."
"No offense," Hikaru said, staring at the gift in his hand. Everybody turned their heads to him. "But you know these are kinda useless to us right?"
You frowned, but quickly replaced it with a smile. "Yeah," you nervously chuckled. "I'm sorry. It's stupid, I don't even know why I got them. Sorry." You then quickly began to walk away. "I'm gonna get my stuff set up."
You made some special tea for your first guest since she mentioned last time it was her favorite. While you were doing this, Tamaki stormed over to Hikaru. "What was that about?"
"What?" He shrugged. "It's true. I don't get why everyone's acting like this is some treasure."
Kyoya began writing in his book. "According to my sources, y/n also gave her friends back home keychains. It's a gift that she can afford, but it seems to only be something that she only gives to those she holds dear." They all looked back at Kyoya, who was still writing. "Don't you think it's peculiar that right after she talked to her therapist, y/n said that she felt comfortable giving us each a gift?"
Kaoru didn't know what to say, and Tamaki grabbed Hikaru's shoulder. "Listen to me." He said quietly. "You have to apologize to y/n. She wanted to do something nice for you, and you showed your gratitude like a slap in the face to her."
He looked over to you in an annoyed manner, walking over and tapping your shoulder. You flinched but still mustered up a smile. Before he could say anything, the host doors opened.
He didn't get the chance to say anything for the next three hours, as you were always busy with a new guest. Over the three hours guilt began to plague him. Why was he feeling bad? It was a harmless fact. His chest felt heavy.
Finally when they were all gone, you began cleaning as quickly as possible. He tried to slyly get closer to you, but you noticed and kept moving to a new area quickly. It was annoying him. "Hey," he called out to you in a demanding tone. "Are you mad at me or something?"
You didn't look in his direction, busying yourself with cleaning. "No. Why do you say that?"
"Tch." He didn't have patience for the feelings inside him. "Why are you avoiding me then?!"
You, as well as the other hosts, were surprised by the sudden outburst. You let out a sigh, turning to face him and giving him a smile. "Did I do something wrong? I'm sorry that you had to raise your voice at me."
"Why are you still being nice?" He said in a quiet manner, embarrassed for yelling at you for no important reason. "I just yelled at you."
"Um, I'm sure you're used to having people's full attention." You offered a shrug, your smile still sticking. "People who're raised by hearing a lot of yes's are usually bound to be more demanding. It's only natural, so it's whatever."
"No it's not!" He raised his voice again. "You should be getting mad at others being rude to you. Don't be such a pushover!"
His words stung, and you dropped your smile. "Don't call me that." You said a little forcefully.
"You know what? Next time you go to therapy, work on that!" You didn't say anything and angrily continued cleaning while everybody stared at Hikaru. Tamaki was being held back by Kaoru, while Hikaru was just staring at you. Damnit. This was supposed to be an apology, but he made things worse. "Y/n—"
"No."
Your simple demand got everyone's eyes to you. Kaoru and Tamaki held each other from how scary you looked, while Hikaru stepped a few paces back. After a few seconds he was ready to retaliate with another comment, but before he could he was pulled back by Kaoru.
"Hikaru, try to calm down." Kaoru offered.
This got him angrier. "I don't even need her to forgive me! It's always been me and you, and we never needed anyone else! Why should that change now?"
They both stopped when they noticed you sadly staring at them. You then looked back at your cart full of dishes and rolled it away. When you came back you only saw one twin bashfully staring at you.
"Look y/n, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said those things, and—"
You began to giggle. "Wow, I never knew people thought of me as so much of an idiot to really not think I can tell some twins apart. Nice try Kaoru." He looked at you, shocked. You kept walking, before stopping to quickly say "I appreciate you trying though."
You walked over to the other twin, who was tied up and squirming under Tamaki's foot. You motioned for Tamaki to back down, which he did as you sat down next to the tied up twin, pulling down the tie over his mouth. "What was that for boss?!"
"If you cannot respect a woman properly, you will have to handled improperly!" You flashed Tamaki a smile for the comment, and he began rolling on the ground and muttering about how cute you are.
You turned to look at Hikaru, who angrily looked away from you. "So, I get it now." You grinned.
"Get what?" He shyly looked over to you.
"Why you're so nonchalant about everybody. It's because you're used to only relying on one person your whole life." He looked at you in awe. You really understood that. "Honestly, it's pretty amazing to look at. I wish I had a life companion like that."
"But don't—"
"Nope, still not gonna talk about that anytime soon. The point is, I get why you weren't concerned about my feelings, and the important thing is that you're thinking about them now...kinda. As long as you're actually sorry then all is good."
He looked away from you and muttered a sorry. You nodded and untied him, standing up to face the others. You let out a sigh and bowed politely. "I sincerely apologize for the unnecessary drama I brought to the club."
You felt a strong hand pull on your arm to lift you back up. You looked up to see Tamaki gently smiling. "Don't think you have to put your head down for us, and stop thinking of yourself as an outlier. We all enjoy your company."
You smiled back, and remembered what your therapist and you talked about. Try to become touchy feely with them. They're all still your friends.
You wrapped your arms around his neck, quietly saying, "Thank you senpai." You pulled back and saw Tamaki as a blushing mess, causing you to quickly yank back. "Sorry! Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have listened to my therapist about being more touchy feely."
"Actually," the twins said as they came to each of your side, back to their flirty selves. "You can do that with us!"
You let out a breathy chuckle. "You guys are so bipolar and I love it." You then walked over the Kyoya. "Are we all still hanging out tomorrow?"
He wrote in his book. "Oh course. Have you decided where we'll go?"
"Yup!" You grinned. "The swap meet!"
"Swap meet?" The twins asked.
"Well, I think you guys call it a flee market here in Japan." You then looked back at the twins. "Call me tomorrow morning so we can pick everyone up and go."
"Roger!" They saluted.
"Wait, y/n," Tamaki said.
"I'm sorry I made you uncomfortable Tamaki-senpai. I'll be less touchy with you from now on."
"Wait y/n! I did like the hug, I promise!" He sobbed.
You giggled. "You don't have to lie to make me feel better. Well, gotta go. Bye guys!" And with that, you left.
"Mama~"
"Is there a problem Tamaki?" Kyoya slyly smiled.
"What if y/n won't hug me anymore?! Who else would she hug?"
"Hm. Well, she could always come to any of the other host members—"
"Are you saying you would let my little girl hug you and smother you with love?!" He barked.
"Hm, if it helps her, then I suppose." Everybody else left Tamaki crying in the music room.
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Author's Note: Well, I don't know about you guys but this chapter felt like hot garbage to me.
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𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐚'𝐬 𝐏𝐎𝐕
How did I get here?
Currently, I'm in the living room at Scott's house, that's right Scott's house as in DPR REM. How did I end up in this house with Scott Kim? Not only was he pretty known in South Korea but he's also my crush.
You are probably confused right now so let me go back in time so you can understand.
𝑻𝒘𝒐 𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒉𝒔 𝒂𝒈𝒐 my friend, Alyssa invited me to South Korea to celebrate her 24th birthday with her boyfriend named John. Of course, being the best friend that I am, I said yes and packed my things to go to South Korea. Not only did I meet her boyfriend but I also had the pleasure to meet the DPR crew. I mean on my first day in South Korea I got to meet Dabin, Christian, Cream, Cline, and (last but not least my handsome crush) Scott. I was hooked when he hugged me and introduced himself for the first time but I thought that was the only time my heart would stop beating.
As if
The next day at Alyssa's house she took the opportunity to get me and Scott together. It felt like I was on a double date with Alyssa and John. Judging by Scott's nervous smiles, I could tell he was feeling the same way. At least we made small talk and got to know each other to the point that we exchanged each other's numbers. That same night when Scott left, I told Alyssa and John that I had a crush on Scott. They weren't surprised of course in fact this was apart of Alyssa's plan all along. She told me that the main reason why she wanted me to come to South Korea was because of Scott. That whole night Alyssa stayed up telling me about Scott and what he likes or what he doesn't like. She even told me that Scott had a thing for island girls which made me like him even more. But the problem is I am insecure to the point that I can't even look at myself for too long in the mirror. Ever since I was young, I hated my skin complexion and how dark I was. But mostly I hated my face even though I had a wonderful family that would tell me how beautiful I was, I would never believe it. After a week or so Scott invited me to go to the mall with him. Of course, your girl was smiling from ear to ear when he asked me out but I still felt like he saw me as a friend.
He proved me wrong.
While Scott and I were at the mall, I saw the store Forever 21 and decided to go check out some clothes. Scott didn't mind, of course, I thought he would because this is a girl's clothing store but no. Once I picked out a few outfits, I went to the fitting rooms to try on some of the clothes while Scott waited for me outside. After trying on the two outfits that I picked, I felt happy that I looked pretty in them. You see I was insecure about my skin and face but never of my body. But when I tried on the last outfit which was a red fitted tube dress, I didn't feel confident so I thought to ask Scott about it. He's my friend so he will give me a solid and honest answer about the dress I was wearing. When I walked out of the fitting room, where he was sitting down the couch that they had in store and his eyes opened widely once he saw me standing there.
"Scott, how do I look? Because I don't feel confident in this dress maybe it's because of my curves or my stomach. I just don't know-
"Shh, don't say that. You look beautiful as a matter of fact you look beautiful in everything. Buy the dress because you look stunning," He says with a smile and my heart stopped beating again. As I said, I was insecure so can you imagine how happy I felt when Scott told me that.
"Okay, thank you." That was all I could say before running back in the fitting room and changing into the outfit that I had on before. When I was done getting dressed, we went to the register, and before I could take out my wallet. Scott pays for the outfits and I was shocked the whole time because of how genuine he was to me.
Ever since that day on, he was treating me like I was more than a friend but I still couldn't tell if he liked me or not. The reason why I say this is because three weeks ago, Scott stopped being in contact with me and I was beginning to worry.
𝑻𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒆 𝑾𝒆𝒆𝒌𝒔 𝑨𝒈𝒐
𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭'𝐬 𝐏𝐎𝐕
"Dude, what is up with you?" Dabin gets up from my couch.
"Just tell her you like her," Cline whines as he played a game on his phone.
"Yeah, don't be afraid." John agrees.
"What if she gets the wrong impression of me or what if we stop being friends all because Lisa doesn't like me back?" I rubbed my forehead and Christian signs out loud next to me.
"Scott it's been two months and you have already displayed your feelings for Lisa just by your actions. At least now the best that you could do is tell Lisa you like her," Christian says.
"Yeah, I agree with Barom. She hasn't reacted in any negative way ever since you've been telling her how beautiful she is," Dabin comes back to the couch with a coke in his hand.
"And don't forget the constant flirting between you two. I just learned what that word means," Cline says and I throw a pillow at him causing the boys to laugh.
"But who knows maybe she likes you too," John smirks before taking a sip of his drink and I looked at him suspiciously.
"John...does Lisa like me back?" I asked.
"Yes, you idiot!" Dabin shouts.
"Duh," John shakes his head at me slowly.
"For how long?" I can't believe Lisa likes me back, I feel so happy right now. I haven't liked anyone in a long time and this is taking a toll on me.
"You are going to have to ask her that in person,"
"Yes, schedule a date with her or something," Christian says
"Yeah, the poor girl hasn't heard anything from you in three weeks," Dabin says.
"You guys are right. I will text her tonight to meet me here so we can talk." I turned on my phone and went to messages, smiling at the last text we sent each other.
God, I miss her.
𝑷𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝑻𝒊𝒎𝒆
𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐚'𝐬 𝐏𝐎𝐕
Scott finally texts me during the night and asks for me to come over to his place at three tomorrow. Of course, I accepted his request without hesitation but I was going to face anxiety tomorrow.
So, now that you are up to date. You understand why I am freaking out right now.
I waited for Scott to come back patiently as I sat on the couch but his furniture was keeping me occupied. He had a decent modern-day house and I loved it because this whole place screamed Scott. I've never been to Scott's house before so this was a pleasant surprise but I'm still wondering why am I at his house.
"I turned down the A/C just in case you are getting cold," He came back to the living room breaking the silence and I nodded. He looked at my outfit before making eye contact with me.
"You're wearing the-
"The dress that you paid for at Forever 21. You didn't have to pay for it, you know?" I looked away from his eyes then he sat down next to me.
"Of course I did. You still look beautiful by the way and I love the hair," He complimented me with a smile. I wanted to try something new with my hair so I brought a blue shoulder-length wig and it matched my skin perfectly.
"Thank you," I smiled shyly while touching the back of my hair out of nervousness.
"Your welcome," Scott says with a chuckle. I missed his voice and the way he smiled.
"So, why am I here?" I wanted to get answers.
"Because...I have something to tell you," He pauses before grabbing my hands and I faced him.
"Lisa, I really like you. Over these past two months, I really got to know you and you got to know me. We just click and I haven't met anyone who clicks with me as much as you do. Especially with how fast we got to know each other. I guess what am I trying to say is...
𝙊𝙝 𝙢𝙮 𝙜𝙤𝙨𝙝, 𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙛𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚.
"Will you be my girlfriend?"
My heart stopped beating and tears fell down my cheek. I honestly did not know what to say. This all happened so quickly, my heart can't take this. Hell! My mind can't comprehend what's going on right now. I didn't want to leave him hanging as he just stared at me waiting for an answer so I spoke up.
"Yes, I would love to be your girlfriend." As soon as I said that, Scott kissed me on the lips. I was shocked at first but kissed him back. When we finally pulled away from each other's lips, we caught our breaths and smiled.
"So, what do we do now?" I wrapped my arms around his neck and he looks around in deep thought.
"Watch a movie?" He lifts his shoulders up and I smiled before pecking him on the lips.
"Sure,"
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PRE-TEST
MULTIPLE CHOICE
1. Why do you pray?
a. To give thanks
b. To ask for forgiveness
c. To ask for something
2. How often do you pray?
a. Every day
b. Sometimes
c. Only when I remember
2. When do you usually pray?
a. Whenever I’m sad, mad, problematic etc.
b. Whenever I need something
c. Whenever I want to give thanks
4. Do you always get what you have prayed for?
a. Yes
b. No
c. Not all the time
5. What do you do when you didn’t get what you have prayed for?
a. I stop praying
b. I get mad to God
c. I will keep on praying
d. I will accept what God wants it to be
God's Plan
While I'm standing outside the church, I suddenly saw the seven year old me and my mom playing on the grass.
"Luna, can you stay here for a while? I promise that I will be back, I just need to do something important." My mom said while crying. The little me hugs my mom.
"Will you stop crying if I stay here?" Then my mom nodded, still crying. "Then I'll stay so stop crying mom" I said while hugging her.
As days passes by I keep praying everyday and every night that my mom will come back for me, but as I grow older I stopped praying because I already realized that she will not come back anymore.
I wiped my tears as I walk towards the door. The first person that I saw is my foster parents, then Mrs. Ernest, the mother of my former patient Abby. She was so kind and jolly as a kid. She brightens the whole hospital whenever she wanders around in her
wheelchair. She didn't mind her almost bald- falling hair or her pale skin because of her brain tumor. I became close to her like a big sister. As her condition gets worse, I pray to God to save her life; to let her see the bright future ahead of her, but she still died with a sweet smile plastered on her face.
As I continue to walk down the aisle, my eyes are fixed to the man in front. I smiled at him as the memories of him flashes back. He was the first man who makes my heart flutter just by seeing his smile. He is the first man who stayed with me when no one else did. He makes me feel like I am the best. But our relationship was been tested by God. I remembered praying to God to make our relationship work because what I only believe that time was Shaun and I will be with each other ‘till the end. But God’s plan isn’t the same as mine.
Now as I reach my designated seat, all the people rise and look at the beautiful bride as she walks down the aisle with joy and contentment on her face. I am happy for them even if their happiness caused me pain. I know that God has better plan for me. He always does. And He never fails.
Just like when my mom left me to this church. He didn't grant my prayer, He wanted me to be a daughter of two most loving and amazing parents in the world.
Also, about what happened to Abby, God didn't want her to suffer more that she already has. And she's in a better place now, without syringe that causes her pain every day.
After I give my greetings to the married couple I left the church. As much as I want to stay, I have parents to attend to, and though I’m happy for them, three long years in relationship is not a joke
While I'm passing by the street, an old woman—who looks very familiar— came to me.
“Hey lady, would you like to buy some of this?” she asked while lifting the sampaguita hat she’s selling.
Shock is an understatement of what I am feeling right now. I can still remember those eyes of her, those wide brown eyes, thin lips, and the necklace that I made for her after so many years. My eyes watered in an instant.
“Can I ask where did you get that necklace of yours?”
“Oh, this?” she asked as she holds her necklace. I nodded.
“This was made my daughter. Isn’t it pretty?” she said with happiness in her eyes.
I guess she doesn't have a clue who is in front of her right now. I just hugged her tightly and saying my heartfelt gratitude to God.
"Mom, can't you remember me?" I said looking directly into her eyes,
"Luna? Is that you!? My daughter Luna?" She sobbed.
"Oh God, I missed you so much!"
"Come on mom; let's go to my house to talk." I guided her to my car.
Inside my house, she told me everything. That she thought that leaving me was the best choice to give me a better life, and it turns out, she's right. Our life back then was so hard being my mom was a housekeeper and my dad died because of sickness.
But her life didn't get better. She strives to live every day. And I feel so awful hearing that. I thought of letting her meet my foster parents sometime, but for now want to enjoy the warmth of my mother's touch. The touch I’ve been longing feel for 20 years.
This is the day that my mom and my foster parents will meet. I'm not nervous because I know that they would get along well. And it turned out the way I wanted it to be. They became friends as soon as they talked about me, which is by the way humiliating and at the same time hilarious. No words can ever describe what I'm feeling right now. Seeing the most treasured people in my life, having fun- I'm just lost of words.
My mom lives with me now. I am very contented to what my life has become, but God looks like He's not done with my life yet.
I’m on a one month medical mission. Carrying boxes of medicines, suddenly someone took it from me.
"These boxes are heavy to be in the hands of a girl." the stranger said
"I can handle this." I said, trying to contain my irritation.
"Luna!" someone called me
"Hey Mrs. Ernest, it's so nice seeing you here. Did you volunteer?"
"Oh yes, I see that you already met my son, Nathan? He always do volunteer works like this."
"Wait. Luna?" Nathan buts in
"Luna. Abby's doctor?" he asked with an emotion I can't decipher.
"Uh, yes. Is there any problem?" I asked, confused.
"Soooo, Luna let's go over there, we have so much to talk about." then Mrs' Ernest leads me to somewhere.
She told me a lot of things. I'm glad that she seems fine after what happened to Abby, but me? I honestly sometime thought about it before my sleep. I just feel guilty for not being able to save her life.
"Mrs. Ernest? Why does Nathan looks mad at me?" I asked
"He-he's not yet move on from Abby's death. He and Abby were so close back then, they're inseparable." she said looking happy to memories.
"So he blames me for what happened to Abby?"
"No! Of course not Luna. He just needs more time." she said, holding my hand.
I can't believe I've met Abby's brother. She always told me stories about his older brother. The way he admires her brother and the evident joy in her eyes, it's priceless.
Now, I kind of feel responsible for his feelings. I want to help him move on from Abby's death. If I can't save Abby, I will sav e her brother for Abby's sake.
From this day, I tried to be close to him, but he always makes it difficult for me. He always finds a way to avoid me or to have an excuse whenever I'm talking to him. So I try again, again, and again. Until one day, he ran out of lame excuses. Finally!
"Nathan, can we talk?"
"We’re already talking. Aren't we?" he said
"Okay. I just want to say that I'm sorry for what happened to Abby. I'm sorry that I can't save her. I'm sorry that she died. I'm so sorry. You can't imagine how guilt eats me at night. How her smile flashes in my mind and how I try to revive her. You don't know what it feels when someone died in your hands. She's like a sister to me and I'm hurting too." I cried, remembering that dreadful day.
Nathan hugged me "I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I blamed you the whole time. I didn't have any idea what you've been through. I'm sorry, Luna."
Since that day, we always talk about Abby. We became friends. We hang out after my shift was over. Then he will bring me home. That goes on for six months. Then he courted me, and I said yes, and that's it!
One time, he invited me to come to their house, Mrs. Ernest is cooking lunch. While we're eating Mrs. Ernest gave us a letter- Abby's letter.
Dear God,
Good morning God! I'm not feeling well again today. So I just want to ask you for a wish. Not for me, but for my brother Nathan. He always taking care of me, but I'm feeling sleepy the longer I stay awake. I want to make sure that he’s okay.
So here's my wish God, I wish my brother can have a girlfriend, a kind one. I wish his girlfriend is Doctor Luna. She is kind, sweet, and funny. I like her very much.
That's my wish God. Please grant it.
Love, Abby
The three of us stayed quiet for a while.
"God is really great. Looks like He already granted Abby's wish." Nathan said, holding my hand.
"What?" Mrs. Ernest looks lost for awhile and suddenly a bright smile formed her lips
"You're together?!" we nodded
"I'm happy for the both of you!" Mrs. Ernest hugged us.
We went to Abby's grave and told her the news.
"How come I didn't see you visit her?" I asked. I've been thinking about this for a while
"I haven't. She doesn't allow me to. We just talk through video chat. She would wear wig and make up to cover her pale face and hair. She didn't want me to see her hurting." he said, tearing up.
Now, I'm glad that God didn't grant my prayer back then. If He does, I wouldn't probably feel this kind of joy-a genuine one. If God allowed my past relationship work, I wouldn't have met this wonderful man.
After all the pain I've been through, I am finally here, standing inside the church where it all started. Seeing all the people I cherish, wearing the gown that I've been dreaming, saying our I do's and promises and looking into the eyes of the man that was given to me by God.
"We may never know what God has planned for us, but for sure it's worth the wait."— author
POST-TEST
ESSAY
1. What do you think is the lesson to the story?
2.Have you experienced praying for something and didn’t get it? What is it?
3. What happened after you didn’t get what you have prayed for?
4. After not getting what you’ve prayed for, will you act and think the same way like Luna in the story? Why or Why not?
5. Do you believe that God has better plan for you? Why or Why not?
6. Is praying only an obligation or a free will? Why?
7. In your own opinion, why does God give His people problem? Is it necessary? Why?
8. Why do you think Luna still have her faith in God despite her hardship?
9. If you were Nathan, what would you feel toward Luna? Will you forgive her? Why?
10. If you were Luna’s mother, will you do the same thing that she did? Why or Why not?
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Ava & Buster
Ava: Are you lot en-route? Buster: 'Course Buster: But we've had one foot out the door for like half an hour, honestly Ava: Good, 'cos I have presents Buster: Yeah? Buster: Pot of gold or what, like Ava: Hardly appropriate for a two-year-old Ava: None for you, soz 💔 Buster: I'd argue it's very appropriate Buster: All the shit he needs haemorrhages cash Ava: You were warned Ava: Extensively Buster: And I ain't sorry I didn't listen Buster: They can all try and sue me Ava: Enter an arena where they aren't the experts? Ava: Doesn't sound like mum and dad Buster: No such arena exists, clearly Buster: Know it all, have done it all Ava: Your degree must be a waste of time then Buster: You'd have to ask 'em what they reckon Buster: But I'd wait til they've got a few more drinks down 'em first, get closer to the truth Ava: Ugh, shut up Ava: You know they're proud of you Buster: Yeah yeah, blah blah Buster: But are you proud of me? Real MVP and everything Ava: When you get your cap and gown Ava: Funny wig, even better Ava: I still only got stuff for the kids and Ri though Ava: I'll chase a 🌈 down ASAP Buster: You're alright Buster: Already got a girlfriend, don't you? Buster: No need to get gayer just to wind me up, Nance has got that covered Ava: Ha, don't even chat to me about annoying Buster: I won't Ava: 😏 Ava: No, you're meant to ask, idiot Ava: You're so lucky you only have a son Buster: Tell me then Buster: I want a girl next Ava: Well she's not coming back, not that I'm surprised Buster: What bullshit excuse did she go with this time? She's got too much work on, girlfriend drama or she just hates fam functions SO MUCH Ava: It was column A presented but 1000% came across as column C Ava: She can be so Buster: I know Buster: Did she try and buy you off with an NYC trip that ain't gonna happen just like the last one didn't? Ava: Twin telepathy is real, yeah? Ava: 🙄 Buster: Fuck that and her Buster: I told you before, when you actually wanna go I'll take you Buster: Then you only have to see her a bearable amount Ava: I know Ava: It'd be interesting to see how long she could hold a conversation with me but yeah Ava: won't happen so Buster: Longer than she can with me or dad, probably slightly less time than she can with mum, depending what mood they are both in Buster: That'd be my bet Buster: Chin up, the good twin is finally on his fucking way Ava: Sounds about right Ava: Good time to tell you to call her yourself later or do you want a drink before you process that? Buster: Bad time to be forced to remember that I told Rio right at the start I wouldn't drink when she couldn't Ava: Honestly, I thought this kid was PLANNED Ava: She couldn't Christmas or New Year either Buster: She was planned, just not by me Ava: 'Course, you would've factored in drinking Ava: Must be their gay agenda Buster: There's loads of shit I'd have factored in Ava: That's your upbringing talking Buster: Shut up Ava: It is though Ava: Personally, I agree its better than the more the merrier approach too Buster: You'll personally be waiting a load more years before you make me play uncle then, yeah? Buster: Good Ava: Ugh Ava: Don't be making me 🤢 just because green is the colour today Buster: Gotta Buster: Who the fuck is there to be jealous of when we're us? Ava: You couldn't go the more traditional routes, no? 🍾🥂 Ava: Seeing as I'm NOT pregnant or being a very supportive partner to someone who is Buster: Come on, who am I? Buster: And you can leave me out of your rites of passage, I've cleaned up enough sick in the name of being a supportive partner Buster: Grace'll hold your hair back for you Ava: There's no need to be old AND boring 😏 Buster: Fuck off Buster: Counting down the days til I can drink you under the table Ava: Dad lets me Buster: There's nothing dad won't let you do Buster: Got him well wrapped around your finger, like Ava: It's not my fault I'm the most lovable Ava: Do better 😋 Buster: That's the one title you can keep Buster: Got all the love I need, cheers Ava: 🤢🥰 Ava: N'awh Buster: Lyla didn't wanna come and hang with the extended fam then? Ava: Wouldn't do that to someone I liked, would I? Buster: Depends how much you like her Ava: Nah Ava: That's all a bit heavy Buster: Well yeah Buster: It would be a trial by fire Ava: Then pissed on Ava: then set on fire again Ava: I like having time away when I come here, you know Ava: Not attached at the hip Buster: I know Ava: I'll send her a hilarious postcard or something Buster: You sounded like Nance there Buster: No need to miss her at all Ava: Fuck off Buster: You're right she'd never write it Buster: Half her holiday would be over before she got the words down Ava: 😂 Ava: Rude Buster: It's fuck all I wouldn't say to her face if she ever bothered to show it Ava: Can no one in this family be nice Ava: Honestly Buster: Come on Buster: I'm nice to you Buster: You ain't even bought me a present Ava: I know, I'm very lovable Ava: Have you got me one? Buster: Yeah but you ain't having it now Ava: Yeah right Ava: I know who gets last word in your house Ava: and Rio is nice to everyone Buster: She's nicest to me and she always does what I say Buster: So you might wanna think again Ava: That's entirely too much information, thank you Ava: you owe me double as compensation Buster: You ain't having two bottles Buster: Keep the first one down and then we'll talk Ava: Challenge accepted Buster: Good Buster: Don't really wanna have to disown you before the day's out Ava: Least there's enough of 'em to fall back on should you get the urge Ava: I'll survive Buster: Keep that quiet around mum, it's still them and us with her Ava: Sounds familiar 🙄 Buster: You're bound to hear it yet again by the time she's had a few Ava: Not if I have anything to do with it Buster: Sounds like you've got a plan Ava: As planned as a party should ever be Buster: Yeah Ava: 💃🎉 Ava: Hurry up Buster: Traffic's worse than London at its finest right now Buster: Everyone on the road's either already wasted or angry they ain't Ava: Stay safe Buster: 'Course Buster: Speaking of, where you staying tonight? Ava: Tipsy childcare is better than no childcare Ava: No need to beg Buster: Shut up, I'll drive you is all I'm saying Ava: Cheers 💙 Buster: I'll cash the IOU when you're sober, like Ava: Better cash it before I cash my 2nd present then Buster: Forget it for now, it's a holiday Ava: That's what I've been saying Buster: You ain't gotta tell me, even if today I can't play as hard as I work Buster: Still not a fucking amateur Ava: Still a McKenna Buster: First and best Ava: Hardly Buster: If we're going by mum's them and us viewpoint, there's hardly any competition Buster: Just you and me, kid Ava: Well I'm just saying, Granddad is gonna be fuming Buster: Everything you learned about wrapping dad round your little finger you got from watching me with him Buster: I ain't worried Ava: Pfft Ava: My baby blues are bluer and my pout is poutier Ava: I'm the new model, boy Buster: 'Cause you need 'em to fall back on Buster: I'm just that good Buster: you're the youngest model that's all Buster: Due a spectacular fuck up about now Ava: You wish Ava: On all counts Buster: Nah, I'm rooting for you Buster: 'Course I am Ava: Mhmm Ava: Dead convincing 😏 Buster: I always am Buster: Wig or no wig Ava: So soppy, you Ava: Have title of my best big brother Buster: That's a copout but whatever Ava: And fussy Ava: Alright best sibling but that isn't much more of an achievement really Buster: Don't worry about it Buster: I know how great I am Ava: Yeah yeah, blah blah Buster: Get me the least shit sounding soft drink and I'll believe you Ava: If there's anything being tragically underage has taught me Ava: 👍 Buster: Cheers Buster: See you in 5 Ava: Bring your cute kid Buster: I taught him how to say “Sláinte” earlier so you'll be able to rate my achievements for yourself Buster: He ain't just a pretty face Ava: 🥺🥰 Ava: What a face though Buster: I can't take all the credit Buster: He takes after his mother Buster: Tell her how good she looks when we get in, yeah? I'm living a nightmare Ava: 'Course Ava: I've got a girlfriend, remember Ava: I know the drill, just amp up period level love 1000% for a pregnant bitch Buster: My wife ain't a insecure teenager Buster: But I appreciate the sentiment Buster: Just don't call her a bitch ever again Ava: I say it with love Ava: from one to another Ava: but got it, I'll remind her she's old Buster: Don't Buster: It'll be your funeral Ava: 😂 I only like winding you u Ava: p Ava: Don't need anyone crying on me Buster: Good Buster: I don't need to be breaking up any girl fights Buster: Especially when I've taught you both everything I know Ava: Even if me hitting a girl is more acceptable than you, I think everyone draws the line at a pregnant one Buster: Fine, I don't wanna pick you up off the floor once she's knocked you out and do a concussion test after someone pours a pint over you to bring you round Buster: I was trying to soften the blow of how it'll play out since I'd be powerless to stop the actual Ava: And I thought you were in the festive spirit Ava: 🙄 Ava: I'll take back this virgin cocktail, like 😏 Buster: Not without any spirits in me Buster: You'll have to take what you can get Ava: Few folk songs and you'll be well into it Buster: Voice of an angel, obviously Buster: Could've been a choir boy if not for everything else Ava: You took living vicariously a wee bit hard with the name already Buster: You'd have preferred me to name him after a silent film star, yeah? Ava: That was pure wishful thinking 🙊🤐🤫 Buster: Fucked over as my boy's been by not being named Rudolph Valentino or Roscoe Arbuckle, I reckon he'll be alright Buster: Cheers though Ava: I think Fatty murdered someone Ava: so as far as aspirations go, you're in the right direction Buster: I always am Buster: Never a misstep made, no matter what mum and dad say Ava: Alright 👼 its St Paddy's not confessional Ava: and the priest would be rare pissed off if you waltzed in and said you'd never done anything wrong 😂 Buster: He'd be a fine one to talk Ava: The drama of it all Buster: Again, I don't need to be told Buster: There's a kid here asking for you, except shouting's more the word Ava: He gets it 👏 Ava: 💃 Buster: Come out before he legs it in
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here we go again, another entry for a boy
he doesn't spell his name with a k. everyone would spell Eric with a c but that is what makes it unique. had a blue nose pitbull named daisy. hopefully that's her name. he doesn't share alot. little by little I'm starting to notice an effort. he looks cute with his lunch pal sitting on the side of his hip. makes jokes here and there. nothing sexual which is good so far. if a guy makes sexual joke towards me or about me. he's fucking dead for all I care. anyways back with erik. I don't get that certain stomach pain when I get nervous whenever I'm around him. it's more of a heart beating so fast, I can probably shit it out. or that exaggerated heart beating out of the chest cartoon style type of jazz. it's hard to look at him from times. I do like it when we steal glances from each other. like in the movies when the two main lovers spot each other for the first time. that's how it feels. I've always said I wanted my love life to be like a romantic film. I'm over my head with that one. falling in love with someone I barely know is ridiculous and outrageously terrifying. [edit: THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I LEARN FROM MY OLD SELF. WHY TF AM I TELLING MYSELF I DON'T DESERVE LOVE LIKE IN A ROMATIC FILM. IM ALL ABOUT THAT SHIT. I WANT A LOVE LKKE TOM HOLLAD AND ZENDAYA. LOVE AFFIRMATIONS, PHYSICAL LOVE LANGUAGE ETC ETC. I DESERVE LOVE, I REALLY TRULY BELIEVE IN ROMATIC-STRONG-BOLD-HONESTY ETC ETC LOVE..NO MATTER WHAT. I DESERVE TO LOVE MYSELF. THAT SETTLES IT] I told myself to take my time. actually get to know someone the right way. don't jump in the pool without a floaty knowing dam well you can't swin. I'm stopping myself to not talk about anything sexual. I know how I get when I'm high and man it sucks that I fall down that rabbit hole of just giving myself up like that so easily. like just bc u did something with a dude doesn't mean he's gonna sweep you off ya feet. if I don't give it up, they'll run away. I thought like that for a while. sucks to think that way. but ppl made it seem that way. how a woman should get a man. nah I don't have respect towards my body to even play like. I don't want to be that girl. being myself has been wonderful lately. I can feel that I'm different and it's only the beginning towards my truthful self. I'm getting bigger and bigger with every moment I have. I'm loving this new me. it feels amazing. I'm still growing and I learned alot from my past self. take time. I will take my time. I go at my own pace. I always get carried away whenever I talk about myself 💅🏿 I'm just that fabulous
anyways. back to erik. what really spark my interest of him is when I showed Jo Yuri Glassy to him and he called her song calming...CALMING HE DIDN'T SAY "oh how can you listen to that when you don't understand" just someone being ignorant BUT HE WASNT LIKE THAT AT ALL. HE WAS CURIOUS AND WANTED TO KNOW. at first I was bit nervous to show him. I panicked trying to find the song to show him. I'm surprise I didn't show him BTS 🤔. asking me what type of music I listen to refreshing to hear. like okay 15 question. gosh and when he says good morning to me my heart kinda do back flips lol. maybe I'm being delusional....NAH I AIN'T DELUSIONAL THIS MF GON ASK ME "so is their a special one" JUST RIGHT AFTER I HAD A CONVERSATION WITH GABE ABOUT IF I WAS SEEING SOMEONE BC OF THE WIG. so he was listening to our conversation....you sneaky dog 🤫. so when erik said that, my immediate response was "nobody, is just all me" nice fucking answerrrrrrrrrr I WAS SO PROUD OF MYSELF FOR SAYING THAT. I'm not going in circles. I notice i tend to follow them like a puppy and I'm 22 I look stupid. so I'm keeping my distance cuz god whenever I have a crush I want to see them everyday and don't lose sight of them. fucking weird right! I need to slow down. this ain't no race. I don't want to have any doubts to myself cuz man oh man I was having doubts. like nitpicking the smallest details of someone tone of voice and resulting that into negatively. like I'm replying the moments in my head I had with him just for me to focus on what I did wrong and how can I make it better. like I got so tired of that. LIKE GIRL JUST BC HE DIDN'T GREET YOU WITH A "hi mate" DOESN'T MEAN HE HATES ME. girl go get a therapist, you being stupid rn. erik is cute. he does give me a secretive vibe. [edit:ouuu my own little 007...see I'm already claiming him GIRL HE ISNT YA MAN SIT YA LONELY ASS DOWN 🗣] ouuuu a mysterious guy 🤭 turns out he's a fucking killer. NAH MAN BUT WHENHE LOOKS AT ME I CLINCH MY ASS SO HARR AND I BE TRYNA NOT TO FART CUZ I GET SO NERVOUS. LIKE INWOILD SHIT ON THE FLOOR MAN 😔.
I hope he passed the test he took on that thrusday. omfg he runs after work too. alot ppl are getting fit. bravo to those who changing themselves in a healthy manner. it takes energy to be motivated to work our everyday. dedication as well too.
omfg as I'm scrolling to see how much I jot down about Erik. it seems like a calm approach.
mmmm...the universe is tryna give a message 🤔
I never doubted the universe ✨️
HE IS SO CUTE AND FUCKING HAIRY OMFG SND HE GOT A BIG NOSE AHHHHHH I DO WANT TO SIT ON IT. man doja is right. BUT HIM BEING HAIRY IS SOOOO ATTRACTIVE TO ME, THAT WHAT MAKES HIM GOOD. OOOOOOOO[OOOOOOO
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