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mimis9thcircle · 1 year
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dumb idea + some dumb hcs to go with it
post canon persona au but it follows the characters who work in law enforcement (katsuya, akihiko, chie, naoto) and its one of those really dumb 90s sitcoms where instead of them solving/fighting actual crimes its just them doing wacky hijinks and accidentally committing the crimes. (this takes place in that one au from my ask blog lol).
Headcanons for this bc why not.
Ages
Katsuya: 50
Akihiko: 32
Chie: 29
Naoto: 28
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Katsuya:
-The mom of the group, is the oldest and helped mostly everyone get their jobs.
-The police chief with a lot of experience and burnout.
-Has had Akihiko arrest Tatsuya at one point for speeding (it's ok they still have a healthy sibling relationship).
-The character that can be logical and reasonable but stopped caring 3 seasons ago.
Akihiko: -Barely 32, yet has had more midlife crises than the average accountant.
-Stopped shaving consistently after 23 and as such has a lot of stubble.
-He cuts his own hair because he doesn't trust anyone with his hair (Naoto, Shinji, and Ken beg him to go to a barber).
-Probably shows off his scars to random people who ask about his pre-police career.
-Gets paired up with Chie a lot and drives the car when this happens.
-Kotone sometimes makes food for him because he will blow up his kitchen if he tries to cook.
-Katsuya introduced him to Ulala and they are besties.
-The older brother of the group that gets involved in the hijinks.
-Misses his husband very much (the akimina tease is strong).
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Chie: -She and Yukiko are failwife #1 and failwife #2 respectively.
-Katsuya probably got her the job and taught her stuff so she sees him like a dad.
-The reason why she doesn't drive the cop car is because she will crash into something if she tries.
-Unarmed and very dangerous.
-Did I mention she never skips leg day?
-Got a wolfcut because she wanted to try wavy hair and it stuck.
-The wild child of the little sitcom group, starts most of the episodes plots.
-Also met Ulala and really admires her and Maya.
-Yu probably wonders how she even got the job sometimes.
-Rise sometimes asks her to go to concerts as a bodyguard.
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Naoto (I like genderfluid Naoto because I project I'm sorry</3) :
-The one character tired of everyone's shit.
-Kanji worries for her sanity sometimes, and ykw he's completely valid for worrying about his husband.
-Probably gets along with Katsuya the best, and they probably vent to each other about their jobs.
-A detective but works somewhat closely with everyone, she says she hates it but she loves everyone.
-Went to college for 8+ years and he has burnout.
-Will probably snap, fight, and win if provoked enough.
-Is the one character in the show with logic and reasoning to show how dumb the comedy is.
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Misc stuff: -Sae and Makoto are the one characters that have 5 minutes of screentime every 3 episodes, but the sfx hype them up like they are gods among man.
-Dojima is the one guy always talked about in the background and shows up for a cameo but has no plot significance.
-Naoto gave Akechi some tips on being a successful detective because he seemed reasonable (oh how wrong he was...).
-Mitsuru tells Katsuya to stop Akihiko from doing anything stupid, yet when she shows up in episodes she ends up doing stupid shit with everyone.
-Adachi is still in jail and he gives Chie and Naoto the worst advice known to man when everything goes to shit.
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Thats pretty much it, might draw some stuff for it but we'll see... until next time denizens of tumblr love yall <3
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bibliosims · 2 months
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titania | an upper body tattoo. ⊹₊ ⋆
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TOU: do not reupload and never put this behind a paywall !
previews and more under the cut !
meet titania, my first tattoo (and ts4 cc) ever ! i’ve so enjoyed working on this little project and am already planning out the next one ! enjoy :)
psa the back tattoo warps kind of weirdly on certain masc frames, sorry ! also, there are 10 individual swatches per 3 opacity options, so technically it's 30 swatches overall
also feel free to tag me if u use these ! it’d be cool to see these in the wild 🫶🏻
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•☽────✧˖°˖ art by william heath robinson for shakespeare's a midsummer night's dream ˖°˖✧────☾•
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theminecraftbee · 2 months
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anyway in other news it is EXTREMELY funny of the life series cast to force us to talk about them doing things "in real life" or to tag stupid things like "real life spoilers". yeah man jimmy fell down a hole and died in real life. yeah man sorry for the real life spoilers but they all only had the basic three lives again. yeah these are super normal things to say. don't worry about it.
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yanderespamton78 · 24 days
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Edit since a lot of people seem confused - your "real" name is the name that you want to be referred to in real life. It doesn't have to be your legal name. So if you're trans and you have a different name to whats on your birth certificate, even if not many people call you by the name, it still counts as your real name.
Edit 2 : Holy shit guys please stop reblogging this post my poor inbox im getting like 20 notifs an hour asjfhkajshdkh /lh /srs
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wardingshout · 5 months
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Zelda goes mushroom girl
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cryptcatz · 2 years
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question: do ppl ACTUALLY say things they don’t mean when they’re angry? or is that just an excuse after letting something true slip? i wouldn’t ever say something i don’t mean in anger, so the concept confuses me.
but something was said to me that is bothering me, though apparently was said in an argument and wasn’t meant. but i don’t rlly believe it wasn’t like, deep down true thoughts/feelings??? anyone have any insight? anyone say things they don’t mean in anger?
EDIT: this was a hastily worded post that i didn’t expect to get notes. this is a genuine question asked in good faith that i got a lot of amazing answers to!
also re: the many ppl saying “OP is lying about not saying things they don’t mean in anger because everyone does it”— i genuinely have never done that. if i say something mean while angry, i meant it. that’s literally why i asked this question and why the concept confuses me, because i wouldn’t do something like that so i wanted perspective from people who do it. idk why y’all can’t believe that lmao not everyone is as prone to anger and outbursts
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soupthatwasreheated · 5 months
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Alice Dyer is NOT Tim 2.0. Their humor is completely different. Canon Tim is incredibly different from fanon tim. He is funny sometimes, but when it comes down to it, his humor comes down to “millenial who makes the occasional pop culture reference and is jokingly flirty sometimes”. He knows what a meme is, but his meme knowledge is not that far advanced from “I can haz cheesburger” cat. He is not hip with the memes. Alice is the one who is hip with the memes. Please let this woman be cringe and let Timothy Stoker be free from the chains of comedic relief meme guy.
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denkisauce · 2 years
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best genre of photo actually
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wolfiemun-official · 29 days
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Shadowheart got tuckered out while repairing the farm
Not to fear! Lae'zel and her red hen, Quiche, will make sure she's safe while she sleeps 🐤
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meruz · 4 months
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colored this months old drawing as a cool down… its always fun to use the sprite palettes
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coyotebrained · 11 months
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Little comic about species dysphoria and the strain I feel living as an autistic nonhuman
Tip Jar!
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zelkam · 2 months
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— chuck palahniuk, haunted
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starrysharks · 1 month
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my sister, molu, isn't on here, but her account on twitter just got banned by elon because apparently she's under 13. she's 17 years old 😭 i'm gonna post some of her stuff here because it's super awesome and you should see it!!!
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her new acc: https://x.com/m0lumania?t=zNNgZhBeS1u6QbMfuxnElA&s=09
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wordsinhaled · 10 months
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thinking about how much crowley and aziraphale have been getting slammed for their poor communication and on the one hand... absolutely, i agree 100%. they have so much work to do in that department, they are always missing each other when it comes to seeing what they each want from the other and expressing it clearly. but on the other hand... like... encompassing six thousand years into a conversation? six thousand years of knowing each other. six thousand years of gravitating toward one another
like... the bit that really gets me, in crowley's confession, is - "...and we've spent our existence pretending that we aren't. i mean, the last few years, not really" - this implication that like... at least on crowley's part... since they saved the world together he's allowed himself to be more open in how he feels about aziraphale. that in his mind he's already long since chosen Their Side, they've chosen their side in their behavior towards each other, and they've talked about... our car, our shop, but even before that...
we see in the minisodes, the way they already act. they're a pair that shows rather than tells all the time and it's so abundantly clear that everyone around them can see it, is constantly asking about it, assuming it, reading it on them like they're an open book - with everyone but each other.
but like how do you put into clumsy human words how much love you feel for someone who stood next to you while you created the stars? who helped you create them? how do you say openly how you feel to the one person who understands you and your nature better than anyone else, who indulges your every whim because they want to see you happy while everyone else says you were built wrong, you're too indulgent, you're too soft but you're perfect for him, specifically, because you stood at the beginning of the universe together?
like how are they supposed to talk about that? especially when it's so forbidden to talk about that?
there are so few words that truly feel like they properly encompass what love truly and genuinely means? what loving someone TRULY means? how it's giving up your onliness and entrusting yourself into the hands of another, now you're not just you, now you're you but the world is brighter and sharper and more beautiful because of another? how we're all stuck on a spinning rock in the middle of space in the middle of the universe in the middle of the galaxy in the middle of eternity just little grains of sand and then there's another little grain of sand in the scheme of things, but it's the most important one ever created because of how happy it makes you?
but multiply that by six thousand years
so like of course you fucking cry and you stare at each other with tears in your eyes like you're absolutely ESSENTIAL to one another. but like how do you make it work in words when you don't know if there are even words for the prospect of existing without one another? and you have this absolutely incandescent and fragile thing between you that everyone understands to exist, you understand it to exist too, and sometimes it is scary as fuck to admit that you need someone. it is terrifying and uncomfortable and vulnerable and we're just people who live maybe 100 years on this earth? a blink of an eye compared to six thousand years of shared existence?
like...? truthfully i don't think i could talk about it easily either because oh my god that's fucking terrifying. that six thousand years of your comfortable and beloved shared existence could go up in smoke with one misplaced word. like no fucking WONDER he can't get the words out. and no fucking wonder, it's easier to couch things in terms like group and team and everything when you're on the verge of falling apart into a million pieces because the other half of your soul wants to leave you behind. it's easier to say come with me, work with me, be my second in command, than to admit he's first in your heart and mind every second of every day since you saw him bringing light at the beginning of the universe???
just... you know? they need a fucking break. they need a vacation. they need a cottage in the south fucking downs
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ciearcab · 4 months
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baseball scribbles…. save me wolfwood in a jersey … save me …
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mwagneto · 9 days
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i wonder if they realise how fucking funny these thumbnails are
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