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stellacaerulea · 2 months

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Paper announced a new Nikki figurine, and I'd like to make a not-so-short rant on the subject - feel free to state your views on the matter afterwards

Disclaimer: this entire text is my opinion on the matter and in no way an irrefutable statement

This week another SN figurine was announced, with Nikki in an unknown Cloud-style outfit. I mentioned that before in other occasions in the community at large, but why is it that only Nikki gets anything outside of the game?

People constantly come to the quick conclusion that, well, Nikki is the protagonist and all so it's only natural that she gets most of the attention, but there's a noticeable difference between getting most of the attention and getting all of it. The only character to get anything at all outside the game - applies to both Love Nikki and Shining Nikki - is Nikki and, by proxy, Momo.

Earlier I heard in my server that "she is the protagonist, so she's the game's selling point" - fact is, Nikki alone isn't strong enough of a selling point. Anyone somewhat familiar with long-running gacha RPGs knows the other characters are often just as, if not more, important as the protagonist and appropriately, they get a share of the spotlight outside their games.

Think about other games in this segment I know which one you're gonna think about. While the protagonist's story is the driving motor of the game, what we actually hear/read most is the stories of the people surrounding the protagonist, and as a result the game becomes more of a collection of stories of interesting people, and said interesting people gets just as much attention as part of the game as a product as the protagonist does, to the point that often the protagonist is ignored.

Of course we don't want Nikki to be ignored, even though I personally have been finding her a bit flat as a character as of late. But consider: when was the last time we saw artwork of other characters in their birthdays or other big events outside the game (say, holidays) that weren't reflection arts or concepts? To be honest I've seen it around 5 times ever since TW SN was released - April 2019.

Likewise, I made that survey a few months ago, asking if you were interested in merchandise from anyone other than Nikki, to which the crushing majority said yes. And I know for a fact, half the community would be fighting tooth and nail for a Lilith figurine with a sparkly silver dress, or maybe Loen in some action pose [edit: my gf arrived as I was typing and added she'd kill for a figurine of the Goddess of Desire]. We could have gotten a short animation (even if it was live2D mostly) of Ashley's past which is a very popular story and honestly how most people even heard of Shining Nikki to begin with or some slice of life about Aeon and Marina taking care of the personality mirrors in the Ark. But instead, anything that isn't Nikki herself is neglected and treated as secondary even if in practice they are most of what makes the game.

In short, my point with all this is to express my disappointment with how a world meant to be rich and attractive is neglected and the game is treated as if it were only pretty clothes on a silly (affectionate) pink-haired girl. Of course the game would decline as it has been lately. We can have a dress-up with pretty clothes anywhere. Just ask Archosaur.

#shining nikki #it was a long rant in the end #i know you probably saw it elsewhere in the nikkinet #if the moderators didn't block it for some weird reason #but i'll post it here nonetheless #i think it's about time we address that #plus imagine #black hole glow in a ballet pose #with a galaxy coming up from her feet #also sorry but nikki has become a bit stale in the story lately #there's too little building on her feelings and thoughts compared to other characters #the other characters DO look more interesting than her lately

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thestalwartheart · 8 months

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James Bond doesn’t like crowds.

Q’s only just started noticing. He supposes the fact that he’s noticed at all is a result of spending more time with Bond outside the office and the field.

Dating, some people might call it. He and Bond never bother to call it anything.

Really, the aversion to crowds should have been obvious. Q doesn’t like that it’s taken him long to catch on, but now that he knows, it throws a dozen past conversations in a different light.

Whenever Q suggests taking the Tube anywhere, Bond declines and offers to drive instead. It's something Q has, until now, put down to a) Bond’s well-known love of cars and b) a snobbish disdain for public transport. On their admittedly rare weekends away, Bond never suggests a city break. They always go somewhere quiet; often, it’s somewhere rural. Q had assumed it was because they live in a city (at least he does—Bond never stays anywhere long enough to be considered a local), and Bond was keen to shag him somewhere without the kind of walls the neighbours could hear through.

But there are tells to say otherwise.

Chief among them is the one in front of him right now. In the middle of Trafalgar Square, which is bustling with the signs of weekend life, Q tries to link his arm with Bond’s.

Bond flinches at his touch.

“James?”

Bond pointedly doesn’t look at him, though he does relax ever so slightly under Q’s hand. Yet, as they walk on, Q can tell there’s something still off.

“You know,” says Q, at the bottom of some of the most famous stairs in London, “I’m not much in the mood for art, after all.”

It was a romantic idea to come to the National Gallery. To see the Turner paintings again. To listen to Bond groan at Q playing the pretentious art critic while he reduced all the nude paintings down to cheeky one-liners. It was, perhaps, too romantic an idea for what they are to each other. Q parks that thought, leaves it to worry about in the midnight hours. The more pressing matter is that it’s too uncomfortable for Bond to be here at all.

“You’re terrible at lying,” Bond tells him.

“Yes, well. So are you, sometimes.” Q looks around at the busy square. The sky is turning that dark and foreboding grey that signals rain is on the way. The fountains look dull and coppery under it. “I know you hate crowds. What do you say we get out of here and go for a drink?”

It’s a gamble. It’s always a gamble trying to guess at Bond’s moods, but today, the gamble pays off. Bond offers Q a fond, relieved smile and squeezes the hand Q has resting on his arm.

“Thank you.”

Inside, Q warms. No doubt it shows on his cheeks. He leans forward and presses a soft kiss against Bond’s chapped, chilly mouth, one that promises more kisses to come. It’s the kind of kiss Q likes best: slow and thoughtful. Cosy.

All the while, he promises himself that he’ll pay more attention to Bond’s tells. He prides himself on knowing his agents, after all. What sort of Quartermaster—what sort of friend or, well, whatever—would he be if he didn’t?

#00q #my fic #idk if i'll post this on ao3 since it's more of a headcanon and it needs polished #but it's here for your consideration nonetheless!

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neptunym · 6 months

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throws this at you as a sign that i'm alive and immediately runs away

#galacta knight #meta knight #kirby #kirby fanart #comic #hi hello what's up.#this was supposed to end funny but i never got around to drawing that. no angst over here no sir #i finally set up my desk and i now have a proper workspace that isn't my couch/bed 🥂🎉🎉🎉!!!!#meaning i might actually start posting semi-frequently. maybe not tho considering i'm in my exam year.#we'll see. anyway i've been re-reading in your dreams by post-it-notes7 for the idk how-manieth time and wanted to draw #one of my favourite scenes. except i forgot to actually... re-read it before i began #meaning i got so many things wrong i'm just completely starting over one of these days lol. it was a nice warm-up nonetheless #i have so many assignments i gotta do idk when i'll get around to making it. anyway read IYD over on ao3 bye #id included #gala doodles

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thedevillionaire · 4 months

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Hi, I hope this is all right asking like this. I found your blog and fics recently and they're amazing, I love them. I was wondering, do you have a meet cute for Ceberus and Kia, and if you don't is that something you would maybe consider writing some time? Thank you!

Hey, anon, and thank you back for the lovely compliment! ❤️ So...I do have a meet cute - well, a meet, anyway; you get to decide whether it's cute or not, I guess 😅 - but it's vanilla, I'm afraid. This is not the first time I've been asked about how they met, though, so I'm finally activating the "vanilla fic holding place" sideblog I've thought about activating for, uh...quite a while. Anyhow, if you've got any interest in that at all, I actually have a whole series of this stuff and if you still want to check it out you can find the fic of first time they meet here.

#i'm not going to use this sideblog for anything other than a place to put vanilla fics #i'm not after a wider non-snz audience for this #but anyway if you'd like to take a further step into my ridiculous world i'd be fucking honoured and delighted #the crimson charisma is the 'official' title of my supernatural soap opera #not that it matters really because it's not a proper novel or anything and is almost certainly never going to be one #but it has a name nonetheless so...there it is #A few of you have read this already and I love every single one of you 💗💗💗#i'll put links to any further vanilla postings in my masterlist and make a post about it being there #so i'll just post on the sideblog and post directions to it here #because i have more of this stuff but i don't want to post a bunch of vanilla stuff on snzblr #also not that it's likely but please don't reblog the vanilla stuff outside of snzblr #not snz

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blondeaxolotl · 4 months

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it truly baffles me how u manage to output so many high quality drawings in such a short amount of time. like i just drew something for the first time in 4 months and that took a lot out of me 😭😭 i love love LOVE seeing ur content but also like pls feel free to take breaks ❤️❤️❤️

HEHEH TYYY!! Dw I take breaks when I know I need to. I'm also one of those people who's lucky to have a month long winter break from school and I have plenty of time to draw so I take advantage of it

But also, my kuro fixation has awoken something in me to where I gained the ability to draw faster as well, that might be one of the reasons why idk

#nonetheless again ty for enjoying my lil content!! <3 <3 #I'll be here for a while making more like I'm that mosquito that flies around your ear at 3am every night!!#not an art post #mono ask

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the-insanity-of-mojiru · 7 months

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Original Content Index

Light Novels

Anonymous World (2021-) #透明な無名世界 | Official Page | Anniversary: January 1

To the Transparent, Anonymous World : Read Here (Prequel) From the Transparent, Anonymous World: Read Here

Femme Fatale (2024) #Femme Fatale Series | Official Page | Anniversary: TBD

Story of a Rabbit | Katami Mori | Shabemushi | Night Jasmine | Dema Online

Animations

The Obakeyashi (2022) #The Obakeyashi | Official Page | Anniversary: November 15

Video: Watch Here

Happy Days (2017) #Happy Days | Official Page | Anniversary: September 10

Video: Watch Here

Stray Children (2014-2023) #Stray Children | Official Page | Anniversary: December 5

Games

RADIOlite (2015-) #RADIOlite | Official Page | Anniversary: TBD

#I'll probably edit this along as I change some of the links but for now this looks good #I said I'd make posters and I've finally done it #It might be better for me to pin this post rather than just chapter 1 of the Anonymous World so here you go #Not that anyone really needed this I feel like I just made it for me #But thank you for checking out the things nonetheless!#Insanity Draws #Insanity's Post #Insanity of Mojiru

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jestbians · 9 months

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i've never posted art here ever in my life nor did i ever expect to but here's a design for mr. mike deltarune himself created by me and the lovely @businesskaard! he's got one hell of a backstory that i'm still working out but the rundown of his character is "washed-up radio host who somehow nabbed a tv directing gig after his radio show got cancelled...and then the horrors!" (might be posting a fic about him soon, might not 🤷 we shall see)

#deltarune #mike deltarune #utdr #deltarune fanart #deltarune chapter 3 #deltarune oc #vince art #if posting art becomes a regular for me here i might make a sideblog...we'll see #or mayhap i'll make one for deltarune bc it's been on my mind a whole lot wowie #guess it all depends if people wanna see more of this guy but I DO so i'll probably do it nonetheless

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dreamofimmortality · 3 days

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happy nabariversary!!!!!!! i offer . snippet of a wip 🤲🤲

It’s at this moment that Yukimi really takes notice of the mug, with Miharu practically holding it up for display, highlighting it from within his line of sight. He squints at it, then at his own mug, still far off on the table. A calculated move, by the way, if Yoi crawling into Miharu’s lap and staring up at his hands can say anything about it. Though this does regrettably make Yukimi have to repeatedly crane his neck back and forth between the two mugs.

Nevertheless, his observations: His, plain. Miharu’s, striped. Same model, though. Must have been bought at the same time, then, or from the same place. He digs through his memories to recall when he bought them, and realises that they were bought separately. Or rather, he remembers the fact.

“That used to be his mug, y’know,” Yukimi blurts out, addressing his mug musings out loud and cocking his head towards the thing. Miharu blinks, then looks down at it. Yukimi swallows before he specifies with a name that tastes bittersweet before it rolls off his tongue:

“Yoite’s, I mean.” He swallows again. Shrugs. “Well, it’s the one I always gave him, anyway. Guess I forgot about that the last time you were here.”

He felt a weird itch back then. He couldn’t use the striped mug for himself. He had to hand it over for someone else to use.

It’s not his. It doesn’t feel like his. But he’s the only person who lives in this apartment.

Right…?

Then does it belong to “them”? That “someone” who was erased?

Did…

#argh i wanted to finish this one for the anniversary but it is still so bullet point format in parts...#nonetheless here.. my contribution for today..#yukimi #miharu #wip #fics #nabari no ou #.txt #BECAUSE IT'S LIKE POST CANON AND TALKING ABOUT FEELINGS AND SHIT!!!! thats so fitting for anniversary . oh well #I'LL FINISH IT AT SOME POINT !!!!!!!!! SURELY

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l1ghtn1ngstr1kez · 2 months

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i think i've been lurking around tumblr long enough... it's about time make myself known and actually use this blog!

#hmm people usually have their own unique tags and stuff for their posts right?#maybe something like #⚡.txt #still workshopping the rest of my tag system but i think i'll go with that for text posts #should probably make an intro post too now that i'm here. might take a bit though #anyways. hi! don't have much to offer yet but hope you enjoy your time here nonetheless :]#//#sonic the hedgehog #sonic oc #sonicsona #rp #and so it begins. officially starting this blog anew with a new face! -mod

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tentakuruz · 1 year

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HIII. I’m... Melo!!!! AKA @koisuruvocaloid AKA @magireco i’m here to promo my shiny brand new SPLATOON SIDEBLOG because i’ve had a relentless fixation on the squid game recently and i wanna RAMBLE!!!

Here i’m gonna post art and aus and ideas and analysis and just general textposts. if you wanna follow me and get a little squiddy on your TUMBLR DASH now’s your chance!!!

#rambles #splatoon #splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #tagging so splatoon tumblr can see... H-Hi! i know im late to the party but im here nonetheless.#BTW this does NOT mean i will stop running magireco!!! i will be running magireco for the rest of my existence #aka as long as i like madoka magica. which i can't foresee ever stopping #and i will continue to post pmmm art on there whenever I draw it!!#buuut I'll be doing a lot of chatting on here... so hi!

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trans-xianxian · 1 year

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my moms memorial w family members I haven't seen in years, and my brother, and my brothers ex girlfriend/baby mama and their son who he hasn't spoken to or seen in almost a decade allegedly in part due to my mother herself, and a bunch of my moms friends I don't know is tomorrow. and we're cooking a bunch of food for it in the morning. it's going to be a long fucking day

#I should have asked my bestie to come 😭😭😭#I need someone her with meeeeee #my sisters great and we have our little sibling language and its nice to be together. but also she's an extrovert #and her boyfriend is also here #I'm going to be expected. to interact with so many people for so long tomorrow #and be painfully aware of how Deeply uncharming I am the whole time #oh yeah. and my moms dead #my mom who I had a very complicated and largely negative relationship with #but was nonetheless my mother #and I'll be surrounded by close friends of hers #god. this is going to be a nightmare #but hey! I'm at the coast. so thats nice.#okay goodnight I have to wake up early to cook tomorrow lmao #sigh.#ghost posts #text

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its-stupidhours · 1 year

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Ayo if nobodys gonna respond or see these then I may as well post uncensored screenshots of "the fic I'll never write" (that I have totally 100% written plenty of lmao) (it's smallcrow btw that's why I said I'd never write it) (and why I will fr never post it)

(from verse 1: breakup) (which, of all the chapters, is one of the least likely to ever be released) (I would explain the lore of this fic but also no I won't I'm lazy lol sorry) (if you know my main blog tho I have a tag for it ("the fic ill never write") and there should be a post explaining it in there somewhere) (LONG story short the gist of it is that they're hopping universes)

#the fic ill never write #no clue if i'll ever maintain a tag for that here but ill put it nonetheless #smallcrow #my fics #my posts

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age-of-moonknight · 8 months

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Can I just say youre my favorite account on this app.

I really like your commentary on the tags, man <3

Shoot, favorite account on the whole of tumblr.com??? !!!! Thank you so much, anon, for saying that because I'm going to treasure this message 'till the end of time and you genuinely straight up made my week. 🤍🖤 Please excuse what may be repetition of a sentiment I have expressed here before, but I still can't get over how you (and the other individuals who have said as much and who I equally appreciate almost beyond words) also derive something from what all some random guy leaves in the tags and how novelly, indescribably happy it makes me, so thanks again! I'll keep on posting no matter what, but it is doubly, I guess, motivating??? energizing??? knowing that I'm sharing this with other people and there's the possibility of perhaps brightening their day a little as well. :D

#Knight mail #all y'all are way too kind and I really appreciate it #intellectually my brain has recorded the documented fact that multiple people not only read the unsolicited essays I leave in the tags #but enjoy them (and I reiterate I cherish those comments beyond measure)#nonetheless catch me still looking like the caveman Spongebob meme whenever I read a note/reblog saying as much #or an ask notification pops up #someday my brain will figure out that thinking I'm just talking into a void whenever I post is the root of some major cognitive dissonance #in light of those established facts and I'll be able to ditch that mindset entirely hahaha please be patient as I work that out😅🤣#in the meantime yeah thanks for sticking around all and for the lovely comments (as I do read everything here even if I can't always reply #due to this being a sideblog); you willingly spending time around my account is humbling #and it is my absolute pleasure to keep doing something I love: ramble about Moon Knight alskdfj

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joycrispy · 9 months

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Awhile ago @ouidamforeman made this post:

This shot through my brain like a chain of firecrackers, so, without derailing the original post, I have some THOUGHTS to add about why this concept is not only hilarious (because it is), but also...

It. It kind of fucks. Severely.

And in a delightfully Pratchett-y way, I'd dare to suggest.

I'll explain:

As inferred above, both Crowley AND Aziraphale have canonical Biblical counterparts. Not by name, no, but by function.

Crowley, of course, is the serpent of Eden.

(note on the serpent of Eden: In Genesis 3:1-15, at least, the serpent is not identified as anything other than a serpent, albeit one that can talk. Later, it will be variously interpreted as a traitorous agent of Hell, as a demon, as a guise of Satan himself, etc. In Good Omens --as a slinky ginger who walks funny)

Lesser known, at least so far as I can tell, is the flaming sword. It, too, appears in Genesis 3, in the very last line:

"So he drove out the man; and placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life." --Genesis 3:24, KJV

Thanks to translation ambiguity, there is some debate concerning the nature of the flaming sword --is it a divine weapon given unto one of the Cherubim (if so, why only one)? Or is it an independent entity, which takes the form of a sword (as other angelic beings take the form of wheels and such)? For our purposes, I don't think the distinction matters. The guard at the gate of Eden, whether an angel wielding the sword or an angel who IS the sword, is Aziraphale.

(note on the flaming sword: in some traditions --Eastern Orthodox, for example-- it is held that upon Christ's death and resurrection, the flaming sword gave up it's post and vanished from Eden for good. By these sensibilities, the removal of the sword signifies the redemption and salvation of man.

...Put a pin in that. We're coming back to it.)

So, we have our pair. The Serpent and the Sword, introduced at the beginning and the end (ha) of the very same chapter of Genesis.

But here's the important bit, the bit that's not immediately obvious, the bit that nonetheless encapsulates one of the central themes, if not THE central theme, of Good Omens:

The Sword was never intended to guard Eden while Adam and Eve were still in it.

Do you understand?

The Sword's function was never to protect them. It doesn't even appear until after they've already fallen. No... it was to usher Adam and Eve from the garden, and then keep them out. It was a threat. It was a punishment.

The flaming sword was given to be used against them.

So. Again. We have our pair. The Serpent and the Sword: the inception and the consequence of original sin, personified. They are the one-two punch that launches mankind from paradise, after Hell lures it to destruction and Heaven condemns it for being destroyed. Which is to say that despite being, supposedly, hereditary enemies on two different sides of a celestial cold war, they are actually unified by one purpose, one pivotal role to play in the Divine Plan: completely fucking humanity over.

That's how it's supposed to go. It is written.

...But, in Good Omens, they're not just the Serpent and the Sword.

They're Crowley and Aziraphale.

(author begins to go insane from emotion under the cut)

In Good Omens, humanity is handed it's salvation (pin!) scarcely half an hour after losing it. Instead of looming over God's empty garden, the sword protects a very sad, very scared and very pregnant girl. And no, not because a blameless martyr suffered and died for the privilege, either.

It was just that she'd had such a bad day. And there were vicious animals out there. And Aziraphale worried she would be cold.

...I need to impress upon you how much this is NOT just a matter of being careless with company property. With this one act of kindness, Aziraphale is undermining the whole entire POINT of the expulsion from Eden. God Herself confronts him about it, and he lies. To God.

And the Serpent--

(Crowley, that is, who wonders what's so bad about knowing the difference between good and evil anyway; who thinks that maybe he did a GOOD thing when he tempted Eve with the apple; who objects that God is over-reacting to a first offense; who knows what it is to fall but not what it is to be comforted after the fact...)

--just goes ahead and falls in love with him about it.

As for Crowley --I barely need to explain him, right? People have been making the 'didn't the serpent actually do us a solid?' argument for centuries. But if I'm going to quote one of them, it may as well be the one Neil Gaiman wrote ficlet about:

"If the account given in Genesis is really true, ought we not, after all, to thank this serpent? He was the first schoolmaster, the first advocate of learning, the first enemy of ignorance, the first to whisper in human ears the sacred word liberty, the creator of ambition, the author of modesty, of inquiry, of doubt, of investigation, of progress and of civilization." --Robert G. Ingersoll

The first to ask questions.

Even beyond flattering literary interpretation, we know that Crowley is, so often, discreetly running damage control on the machinations of Heaven and Hell. When he can get away with it. Occasionally, when he can't (1827).

And Aziraphale loves him for it, too. Loves him back.

And so this romance plays out over millennia, where they fall in love with each other but also the world, because of each other and because of the world. But it begins in Eden. Where, instead of acting as the first Earthly example of Divine/Diabolical collusion and callousness--

(other examples --the flood; the bet with Satan; the back channels; the exchange of Holy Water and Hellfire; and on and on...)

--they refuse. Without even necessarily knowing they're doing it, they just refuse. Refuse to trivialize human life, and refuse to hate each other.

To write a story about the Serpent and the Sword falling in love is to write a story about transgression.

Not just in the sense that they are a demon and an angel, and it's ~forbidden. That's part of it, yeah, but the greater part of it is that they are THIS demon and angel, in particular. From The Real Bible's Book of Genesis, in the chapter where man falls.

It's the sort of thing you write and laugh. And then you look at it. And you think. And then you frown, and you sit up a little straighter. And you think.

And then you keep writing.

And what emerges hits you like a goddamn truck.

(...A lot of Pratchett reads that way. I believe Gaiman when he says Pratchett would have been happy with the romance, by the way. I really really do).

It's a story about transgression, about love as transgression. They break the rules by loving each other, by loving creation, and by rejecting the hatred and hypocrisy that would have triangulated them as a unified blow against humanity, before humanity had even really got started. And yeah, hell, it's a queer romance too, just to really drive the point home (oh, that!!! THAT!!!)

...I could spend a long time wildly gesturing at this and never be satisfied. Instead of watching me do that (I'll spare you), please look at this gif:

I love this shot so much.

Look at Eve and Crowley moving, at the same time in the same direction, towards their respective wielders of the flaming sword. Adam reaches out and takes her hand; Aziraphale reaches out and covers him with a wing.

You know what a shot like that establishes? Likeness. Commonality. Kinship.

"Our side" was never just Crowley and Aziraphale. Crowley says as much at the end of season 1 ("--all of us against all of them."). From the beginning, "our side" was Crowley, Aziraphale, and every single human being. Lately that's around 8 billion, but once upon a time it was just two other people. Another couple. The primeval mother and father.

But Adam and Eve die, eventually. Humanity grows without them. It's Crowley and Aziraphale who remain, and who protect it. Who...oversee it's upbringing.

Godfathers. Sort of.

#good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens 2 #crowley #aziraphale #good omens meta #I have no idea if I've made a coherent point here but I'm tired of this being in my drafts; RAW FEELINGS IT IS #it's about being sent to destroy and instead staying to love and protect and nurture I'M CRAZY I'M CRAZY RAAAAAAAGGHHHH #gnu terry pratchett

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love-belle · 10 months

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i bet you think about me !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which their post break-up era is just them shading each other on instagram and co parenting their cat.

for when you know they're thinking about you. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // lando norris x fem!reader

sequel - i'll be loving you for quite some time ⋆·˚ ༘ *

warnings - language. both the reader and lando are petty bitches having a petty virtual stand-off.

author's note - hello!!!!! so sorry for the wait, i've been busy with stuff :/// i really hope u like this <3 thank u so much for reading!!! i love u <3

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landonorris happier than ever.

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yourusername blocking him isn't enough when i want to throw tomatoes at his head like he's a medieval criminal

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username PLEASE

username SOMEONE TELL ME THEY SAW Y/N'S LAST POST

-> username NO BC WHEN U TELL U MY HEART BROKE

-> username "i’ll think of something else your initial can stand for" do u want me to cry.

username bet lando feels like an asshole after seeing that post 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

-> username imagine fumbling so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

lilymhe replace those tomatoes with concrete blocks and we're good!

-> yourusername alright slow down

-> username HELP

username y/n liking all the comments roasting lando but blocking all the ones who are hating on him is actually so personal to me

-> username like girl hates him but only she's allowed to do it

-> username my parents!!!!!!!!! divorced but parents nonetheless!!!!!!!!!

charles_leclerc i can arrange the tomatoes

-> carlossainz55 i can lock him in a room for you to throw tomatoes at him

-> danielricciardo i can stand by and record the whole thing for you to look back on and laugh

-> yourusername i adore each one of you wtf ☹️☹️☹️

username that prev caption hits hard knowing that lando got her a necklace with his initial 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

username THE LYRICS TOOK ME OUT OMG

username imagine breaking up with ur bf and seeing that post he posted after you posted a heartbreaking yet wistful post abt him like

-> username ngl that's gonna be my last straw

francisca.cgomes asking pierre to show it to him brb

-> yourusername LMFAOOO PLEASE

username this is so chaotic i CANNOT

username mother is mothering so hard after her breakup

-> username she broke free of the shackles 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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username babe it's okay me and our kids forgive u just come home ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

maxverstappen1 sending this to him

-> yourusername do it no balls

-> username pls she's so unserious i love her 😭😭😭

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username i KNOW he looked at this post and cried

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username me when they still post abt eachother but indirectly and with shady undertones 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

username i will get over a lot of things but i will never get over y/n and lando breaking up

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landonorris pov: you're better now 🤍

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username pov ur a liar.

username lando it's okay honey u don't have to lie

username he said this yk like a liar

maxverstappen1 not me watching you wipe your tears right now

-> landonorris LEAVE ME ALONE

username the way i've been crying since i found out and it's not even my relationship like DAMN.

username lando how does it feel to fumble a bad bitch like y/n 🎤🎤🎤

username no bc i KNOW the drivers reallllllllly gave it to lando after they found out about the breakup

username IS THAT Y/N'S CAT

-> username they're co parenting caz 💀💀💀

-> username it's weekend with dad ig 😭😭😭

danielricciardo pov: you're a liar ❤️

-> landonorris choke ❤️

username max and daniel really calling him out on his bullshit 💀💀💀

-> username as they should

username the way i fell to the floor when the articles first came out abt their breakup

username so y/n WAS committed to this relationship more than he was

username me having a nice day and suddenly remembering the fact that lando once said that y/n was everything he had spent his life looking for and everything he thought he'd never find

-> username I WAS HAVING A NICE WHY DO U DO THIS TO ME

username "pov: you found your soulmate" hahahahahaha!!!! im fine!!!! totally not going crazy over this!!!!!

-> username do u get deja vu

carlossainz55 lies.

-> landonorris blocked.

username need them back together again for mental stability i fear

username they're actually very happy together my delusions told me!!!!!!!

username no way they're just over like that when we could SEE how much they loved eachother like

-> username the articles being all "they had different priorities" NO MF THEY KEPT SAYING HOW THEY COULDN'T WAIT FOR THEIR FUTURE TOGETHER

-> username to the person who wrote those articles, drop the addy i just wanna talk :)

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yourusername when u know he's gonna think u every time he hears a taylor swift song and it'll make him want to CRY

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username the ultimate revenge

username the way i lit up whenever i see one of them posted but it's literally just them shading eachother like I CANNOT.

username LMFAOOOOO

carmenmmundt he'll listen to lover and it'll make him want to cry

-> georgerussell63 playing that the next time he walks in a room

-> yourusername thank u for ur service carmen's bf

username the way this whole thing is like a tennis match 💀💀💀

username ngl this is so entertaining

username couple weeks since they broke up and this is how their post breakup era is going

-> username when they're still so 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

username they're just being silly!!!!!!!! just a prank y'all!!!!!!!! silly y/n and lando!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

danielricciardo can confirm that exile was playing when i walked into his driver's room

-> yourusername HELP OMG

-> username not exile LMFAOO

username why are u so pretty

username post break up glow be hitting different ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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username women become 1000000x more beautiful everytime a m*n disappoints them

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lilymhe asking alex to make all the playlists just taylor swift babe we're destroying his peace

-> yourusername OKAY SLOW DOWN FOR A MIN

username y/n telling her fans to be kind and lando straight up to ignoring everything does tell u a lot abt them tbh but some people are not ready for that conversation yet

-> username the way y/n and him were FINE after their breakup until he posted with that caption likeeeee

-> username nah bc what if.............HE WAS THE PROBLEM

-> username men need to go back to war

lewishamilton can't wait to see you next week!! roscoe misses his favourite dogsitter!!

-> yourusername missing my buddy so much 🤍🤍🤍 see you both next week!!!!!!!

username the entire grid adores her i can TELL

username this is what he deserves

username no bc i know im supposed to sad that they broke up but them posting abt each other indirectly while having the other person blocked is so hilarious

username my y/nlando heart 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

username the grid still being close to y/n is so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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landonorris how i feel every time i hear a taylor swift song and my mind goes straight to her

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username NOT HIM USING HIMSELF AS MEMES

username so who's gonna tell him.

username people who follow both of them 💀💀💀💀💀

username lando...babe...

username no bc they DO shade eachother and roast eachother since they broke up but the fact that y/n tells all the ppl hating on lando to "shut the fuck up and get a fucking life" and lando straight up blocks them is so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

username IT'S WHAT SHE WANTS

danielricciardo chuckles knowingly

-> landonorris WHAT DO YOU KNOW

-> danielricciardo NOTHING

-> landonorris WHAT

-> danielricciardo NOTHING OH MY GOD

username smirks

username good.

username yes cry abt it x

username the way "the 1" is literally them LIKE

-> username "it would've been fun if you could've been the one" 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

-> username CAN U HEAR ME CRYING

charles_leclerc this is interesting

-> landonorris ?

username lando being confused is sending me 😭😭😭😭😭😭

username y/n fr manifested this 💀💀💀

username IM GIGGLING THIS IS HILARIOUS

username someone send this to y/n

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maxverstappen1 we get what you mean but please stop playing the 1

-> landonorris none can do sorry

username NOT LANDO PLAYING THE 1

username im so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

username y/n is chuckling rn i can feel it

lilymhe this is interesting!

-> landonorris WHAT IS

username OH MY GOD

username them shading eachother while having the other person blocked is top tier comedy i cant

username the next race is gonna be so interesting I can't wait 🗣️🗣️🗣️

username PLEASE OMG

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yourusername i bet you think about me

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username MOTHER

username ATE

username HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD

username step on me please.

username i KNOW he looked at this post and cried

lewishamilton as pierre taught me, slayed the house down with boots or whatever

-> yourusername LEWIS OH MY GOD

-> yourusername but thank u that means sm to me 💌

username SHE'S SO SVANAKDJDMKSJSJ

username iconic.

username taylor swift always right !!!!!!!!!!

carmenmmundt pretty pretty

-> yourusername yeah you you

username my bi awakening

-> username that's so real actually

username THIS IS PERFECT

username someone thank daniel for showing lando's post to y/n so that we could get THIS

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username WOMEN

lilymhe marry me rn idc i loveeee u ur so pretty ahahahaha pls.

-> yourusername babeeeeee i love u sm we're absolutely getting married idc abt ur bf we're eloping

-> alex_albon it's not even noon yet give me a break

username carmen, lily, kika and y/n ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

username YEAH I BET U THINK ABOUT ME

username he DOES think about u

username no bc if i was lando i would be in my knees screaming crying throwing up for her to take me back

-> username real like how will u explain to people that u ended up fumbling a bad bitch

francisca.cgomes GORGEOUS

-> yourusername I LOVE YOU

username "i don't wanna think of anything else now that i thought of u"

-> username DIDN'T SHE POST THAT WHEN SHE ANNOUNCED THEIR RELATIONSHIP

-> username lord i am not strong enough for this.

username kinda missing them together ://

-> username i miss lando panicking in the comments section everytime y/n posted like homeboy was down BAD

-> username frrrr like he was down SO bad it was almost embarassing

username I JUST GASPED OUT LOUD HOLY FUCK

charles_leclerc can confirm

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username I NEED LANDO'S REACTION TO THIS OMG

username both of their pr personnel are having a field day with this

-> username i would not want to be either of them today 💀💀💀

username exes beefing is so entertaining i swear im here for this petty bitch fight

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