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Hi, ermh I would like to know more about your dilf!bakugou with a breeding kink ✋

cw: dilf!bakugou, breeding kink, hair pulling kink, oral, unprotected sex, afab parts mentioned, body worship, mentions of tits but if you don't have any you can still imagine its your pecs!! cumplay, sexting etc.

music: you know what's up. link.

a/n: you bet your pretty little ass i'm gonna go on a rant about dilf bakugou any chance i get 🤤 oh and i added some pics because i wanted to give you a visual representation of me while writing this but if you're on desktop the pictures might look a little wonky so sorry about that!!

grrr. he's so salvating. would put my whole pussy out in the open anywhere anytime if it pleases him.

he's in in 40s, more mature and he's aging like fine wine. got a bomb ass uppercut, piercings(lip and ears hello??), big beefy arms, a glimpse of a beard, big juicy titties spilling out of his classic black tanktop, scars from all the years of hero work all over his body that just make him sexier . he's a big booty bitch too!!

dilf!bakugou spending those hours lost doing hero work fucking you and pampering you in ways your sure no one's ever heard of because he didn't get to earlier in his prime as a hero.

dilf!bakugou that fucks you in doggy any chance he gets. obsessed with how deep his cock gets in you in that position. loves watching your ass jiggle, and this position gives him the best chance to let go of all his pent up tension.

dilf!bakugou that's ruthless when he wants to be. has a god sex stamina. can go round after round like nothing else mattered. fucks you till his legs don't work properly.

dilf!bakugou that after he gets tired makes you ride yourself on him. if you thought he'd stop after he got tired then you're dead wrong because he'd still help you bounce on his cock.

dilf!bakugou that has an obsession with your pussy.

dilf!bakugou that begs you to sit on his face till he turns purple.

dilf!bakugou gobbling you down like you're his last meal. your slick and cum running down his throat, your hand tugging at his hair, his nose teasing your clit as you grind up and down.

dilf!bakugou that makes you cum at least 5 times on his fingers and tounge alone.

dilf!bakugou that is obsessed with creampies. loves watching his cum run down and ruin his sheets. fucks you over and over till your bloated and full with loads and loads of his cum.

dilf!bakugou that lets his most vulnerable faces and sounds out around you.

dilf!bakugou losing his fucking mind as you dominate him in the amazon position. his curls bouncing on his face as he clings onto the sheets for dear life almost ripping them.

dilf!bakugou's thick ringed fingers stretching you for all your worth.

dilf!bakugou that has sensitive nips that you love to suckle on.

speaking of nips,

dilf!bakugou that's obsessed with your tits. It doesn't matter if they're big or small, a titty is a titty and he needs it in his face.

dilf!bakugou that'll suck on your tits all the time. not just when he's horny, even when he isn't will force you to lift your shirt so he can just lay on your chest with a titty in his mouth as you do a mundane task like scrolling on your phone or reading.

if you lactate then it’s over for you because that man will be on your tits for the rest of his life.

he'll be balls deep in you and then get an urge to suck on your tits so he'll stop and lay on you as he slurps on them.

dilf!bakugou that holds you down on his cock as your sucking him with both hands, making you just be able to breath his musky scent cause he's that selfish .

dilf!bakugou that loves watching you gag on his cock.

dilf!bakugou that loves reducing you to tears.

dilf!bakugou that smells like a masculinity blend of his musk and something like patchouli and toffee.

dilf!bakugou that has you on his back as he does push ups to see if he still got it.

dilf!bakugou that'll carry you around by throwing you over his shoulder or by bridal.

dilf!bakugou that gets bath things like bath salts, and oils and scents so you and him can have a relaxing bath date every week. he'll rest is head against the tiles as you rest yours on his chest listening to his heart beat. cause god knows how much his body needs it. he's doing this 99% for himself but you don't need to know that plus it gives him an excuse to be with you more!

expect a lot of sexting. sure he's slowing down on hero work because his body and mind can't take it but he's still a hero so there will still be long nights spent in his agency doing paperwork and what not.

so he expects you to send loads of lewd pics and videos on those lonely nights spent at his office desk.

dilf!bakugou that can't keeps his eyes off of you. even though he's not a big fan of PDA he will hold your hand, keep you very close to you and on days where he just can't get enough of you, he'll whisper naughty things in your ear that leave you leaking and making a run for it to your house.

dilf!bakugou that buys you lots of lingere and undergarments specially tailored and custom just for you.

dilf!bakugou that has fucked you in every corner in the house.

dilf!bakugou that bends you over tables or counters. and makes you be pantie-less most of the time because it just gives him better access.

dilf!bakugou that will see it fit that all your cravings are satisfied because you are his it, and he'd be a fool to not make you his and honestly, you're his only will to keep going and wake up in the morning everyday.

dilf!bakugou that's big on body worship. will spend hours teasing every corner of your body until he reaches the spot you've been aching for this entire time. sucking and leaving hickies all over your body in his wake specially in places he knows only he'll get to see. like the insides of your thighs and the valleys between your breasts.

dilf!bakugou that would create minor problems, just so you two would argue and he could angry fuck you.

dilf!bakugou that knows he wants to spend the rest of his life with you. because aside from the amazing sex, you make him whole again.

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cottonlemonade · 2 months

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Stuck At The Airport

word count: 1057 || avg. reading time: 5 mins.

pairing: post-time skip Oikawa x chubby!Reader

genre: very suggestive, smut-ish, established relationship

warnings: mdni, nsfw

synopsis: you tease Oikawa over the phone while he is just aching to get home to you

a/n: I had a draft for Kuroo and Oikawa and liked them both, sorry if they’re too similar 🫠

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You closed the front door with an exhausted sigh, dropping your bag onto the floor. Looking forward to two weeks off you shuffled to the kitchen to make a cup of tea. The snow was whirling against the kitchen window and the frost settled on the sill.

You leaned against the counter waiting for the water to boil when you got a text from your boyfriend.

Tooru: Flight was canceled, stuck at the airport, I am so sorry, princess. I'll be home tomorrow, I promise. I love you ❤️x

Attached to the message was a picture of him pouting.

You groaned inwardly - you hadn't seen each other in weeks because he was away for a tournament and you were aching to be with him.

You missed him so much. This weather in particular called for serious cuddle time with your significant other.

After typing out a just as pouty response, you went to take a long hot shower to wash all the stress of the week away.

Oikawa was sitting at the airport, bored and antsy, bouncing his leg.

He wanted to be home with you. No stress, no hurry, just… you and him, cuddled up inside with a nice glass of wine, snuggling on the couch watching a movie and then spending the night making you forget your own name over and over...

He shook his head, trying to rid himself of these kinds of thoughts. It only made the wait seem longer.

He leaned his head against the wall, staring off into the distance, hardly registering the music over his headphones.

He closed his eyes trying to maybe catch some sleep to make the time go by faster.

A short buzz informed him of an incoming message.

At first glance it was just a picture of your bed, the headboard, slightly wonky from various intimate nights, decorated with fairy lights. It was cozy, sweet and made him feel warm inside. He wanted to be there with you.

For a minute he thought that you might snuggle up with a pillow and watch a movie without him, then he noticed something else that sent an electric pulse through his body.

On the inviting bedding glowed a small purple charging light that caught his eye. It belonged to a little something he gifted you before the last time he had to travel.

His throat suddenly felt very tight and he made sure to turn his phone so that no one could accidentally glance at his screen.

The line under the picture read:

You: Guess what I'm doing.

Tooru: My job.

Another buzzing announced a FaceTime call and swallowing hard he picked up.

You were smiling into the camera, hair damp from the shower, dressed in your favourite lacy nightgown, a mischievous glint in your eye.

"I'm guessing you're not alone."

He shook his head, his lips dry.

"Well in that case, baby, we’re gonna go back to the thrilling days of radio and you just gotta listen."

Oikawa’s eyes went dark at the implication and shifted in his seat, taking off his jacket and draping it over his lap. He wanted to tell you to stop, whine and complain that it was unfair and mean and not the right time but… the low hum of the small pink toy, your shallow breaths and quiet moans shut him up. He turned his phone around, so the screen was hidden from view (a crime really because he wanted nothing more than to watch you - but he did remember to make sure to start a screen recording), closed his eyes and listened.

You were gonna pay for this as soon as he got home.

It was a little before three in the morning when he finally unlocked the front door and stepped into the dark foyer.

The familiar smell of you made his heart jump and he hurried to take off his jacket and shoes, considering for a moment to take off his shirt to cut down on time. But he smirked thinking about how much you loved undressing him yourself so he made his way to the bedroom, anticipation tensing every muscle.

You were laying on your stomach, dressed in that short white nightgown from the afternoon, the blanket crumpled next to you. He swallowed, somehow his mouth felt too dry and too wet at the same time.

Oikawa sat at the edge of the bed, thinking about how to wake you without startling you too much. But he was also hungry… in the end he chose to run his warm hand along your plush inner thigh, while kissing your shoulders and exposed neck. His fingers just shy of where he desperately wanted to be he continued to rub, squeeze and kiss until you slowly woke up.

"Hey princess.", he said quietly, smiling against your soft skin.

"Baby, welcome back.", you mumbled happily. Turning to him you rubbed your eyes and stifled a yawn.

Oikawa licked his lips as he let his gaze wander over your body. The three weeks apart themselves had not been the problem. It was the promise of your warm form pressed against him and your teasing that made it insufferable.

"I missed you."

"I missed you more, baby." He leaned in for a kiss, bringing his hand further up between your legs and grinned at your moans.

"Do you wanna play a game?", he asked in that special teasing voice that he knew had you surrendering every time.

"What kind of game?"

He chuckled and kissed your neck again, applying more pressure with his hand, making you gasp for air.

"I like to call it Letting the neighbors know I’m back."

You let out the most adorable giggle that might have stopped his heart if all of his blood hadn’t already rushed somewhere else.

"Yes, sounds good."

"Good girl. But first, I think I should make you pay for what you did to me yesterday, don’t you think?"

He reached into your bedside drawer and took out the small pink toy you had teased him with.

"Be good, princess, and I'll reward you after."

With a devilish grin he pulled you towards him and leaned down for a deep kiss, setting the toy against your clit, pressing the button to start.

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#oikawa x chubby reader #haikyuu x chubby reader #oikawa x reader #hq oikawa #haikyuu oikawa #oikawa tooru #oikawa smut #chubby reader #haikyuu smut

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abiiors · 1 year

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Edinburgh

A/N: Anon who's sent me two more requests, if you're reading this one, I'm so sorry I'll get to that one I promise 😭

Matty Healy x Reader

‘How am I supposed to live, laugh, love in these conditions,’ you groan into the pillow.

‘Come on,’ he laughs, ‘you’ve got a broken leg, baby. It’s not the end of the world.’

You shoot a glare his way at that. ‘We were supposed to be in Edinburgh this weekend. I was supposed to be walking down cobblestone streets.’

‘Well, you’re the one who decided to “rescue” that cat from our roof.’

‘Because I thought it was stuck!’ you defend vehemently.

‘You just jumped at the opportunity to kidnap another cat.’

There’s no point denying it. Your attempts at getting as many cats as you can aren’t exactly subtle to him. So you just huff in silence and mutter a few words about being bullied.

‘Besides, Edinburgh will still be here in three weeks when your cast is off.’

This is a childish grudge, you know it is, yet you cannot help but pout at him, ‘well, what if it isn’t!’

‘Then I will personally, with my own two hands, build you a new Edinburgh. Brick by brick, I promise.

‘Melodramatic,’ you laugh; finally crack a smile for the first time that day and his whole face softens at that.

He scoots closer to you on the bed and takes your broken leg in his lap. It’s covered in a very cheerful-looking yellow cast which makes you hate it even more. He’s also taken to doodling on it whenever he feels like it. So far it has—a cat, a very wonky-looking box with 1975 written inside (courtesy of George), “get well soon” messages + signatures from all four of them, and what looks like a flower? (it could honestly also be a sunny-side up).

He grabs the marker he keeps on the bedside table for this explicit purpose and starts drawing a few lines. You strain your neck to see what it is and soon it becomes clear that he’s trying to draw the Balmoral Clock.

‘The artistry, mmm, outstanding!’ you giggle.

‘Stop teasing me, I am trying to bring Edinburgh to you.’

You lean back again and let him continue. His lips are parted in concentration and his curls keep fighting to escape the headband he’s put them in. One, in particular, manages to escape and falls on his eyebrow in just the most spectacular way possible. It feels like a scene from the movie, this. The bed is messy in just the right way and the sunlight that streams through the window creates the perfect soft halo around him.

‘What are you thinking,’ he asks without looking up.

‘That I should auction that cast on eBay once they take it off,’ you snicker as he gives you an unimpressed look and goes back to putting the final touches on his magnum opus. He even goes as far as drawing a very elaborate M that’s surrounded by tonnes of little hearts.

Then he bends down to place a small kiss on your cast, just above your broken ankle.

‘Hmm, Healy, is there a kink I should know about?’ you tease.

‘You twat,’ he chucks the marker cap at you in response, ‘I’m never doing anything nice for you again.’

‘Aww no! Okay, I will frame the cast once it’s off, I promise.’

‘You better,’ he says as he crawls back next to you and presses his lips onto yours.

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jasntodds · 9 months

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Petrichor Chapter 6 Teaser - Full Chapter coming 08/09

Pairing: Jason Todd x Fem!Powered!Reader (little bit of fwb) Teaser Words: 1,648 Chapter Warnings: Swearing, fluff, angst, ptsd, panic attack, blood, canon violence, bruises Summary:❝Pylades: I’ll take care of you. Orestes: It’s rotten work. Pylades: Not to me. Not if it’s you.❞ Gotham is home, not just for Jason but for you, too. And now that you’re both finally back home, together, you’re ready to see where this next chapter brings the two of you. He’s your best friend and you’re his. And you both might want a little something more with being back home, the place you both feel most comfortable. Surely, nothing could possibly go wrong now. A/N: I've been rearranging chapters 6-9 because of what I want to happen in chapter 7 so here we are with a teaser lol If the format is wonky, I'm sorry. I literally hate this post editor with a burning passion and it's giving me all of the problems atm You can add yourself to the tag list below, ask me to be tagged, or you can follow my library blog @jasntoddslibrary and turn on notifications if you prefer that!! I love feedback, I swear it keeps me posting on a weekly basis 😭

It wasn’t that Jason was violent. That was never it. He could pick a fight just as good as the next person. But it was out of survival. It wasn’t because he liked the bloody and bruised knuckles. Or coming back with his body covered in shades of navy and maroon and the pain that went along with it. It was how he had to survive. Fight or die. Fight or let people take advantage of him.

He was small. He got lucky he grew taller as he got older but he was a small kid. It was either learn to fight and take what he could or get taken advantage of or die trying. It was learn to fight and hold his own or deal with whatever his dad would dish out or the new guy his mom brought home that didn’t really like kids. It was never that he wanted to be violent.

He was just angry with the world. Robin gives him the outlet. Robin lets him be violent in a way that’s productive. Robin lets him choose violence. Robin lets him pick fights that matter. Robin lets him let the anger and the violent side of him be a good thing instead of something that hinders him and something people find to be annoying and a nuisance. Robin has given him so fucking much including that outlet and he can’t lose it. And he just gets so fucking mad when he thinks about it. He's mad about it being taken away and mad at Bruce and a little mad at you for getting to use his outlet as your own, even when he knows that’s not fair.

It's the anger that always got the best of him. Not the violence.

“Where’s your head, Jay?” You ask, looking over your shoulder from the targets as Jason sits on the floor behind you.

Jason snaps away from his thoughts, looking over to you. “What?” He furrows his brows up at you.

“You're quiet and you’re never quiet unless something is bothering you.”

It's only been a few days but you know him better than anyone. It's been rough for him not having Robin. He wasn't Robin, technically, in San Francisco. He wasn't supposed to be anyway. He was supposed to be taking a break but that didn't seem to bother him as much as it does now. You're not entirely sure what the difference is this time but whatever it is, you've got this feeling that there's something more going on. Something's poking at his head.

Jason shakes his head. “Want to get back out there.” Jason scoffs.

You nod. “Yeah…” You suck in a breath, looking at your target full of knives before you move to sit in front of him. You match his position, stretching your legs out right beside his with your hands on the floor behind you to hold your weight. “You sure it doesn’t bug you I go out?” You ask.

Of course, it bothers him. That's his thing. But, it's yours, too. Maybe it wouldn't sting as much if you weren't going out with Bruce. But, there's nothing he can do about it and it would be wrong for him to even try. So, he bites his tongue about it.

“It’s fine, it’s your thing, too.”

You shake your head. “Yeah, but if it bothers you, I can wait until you get Robin back or I can just go out on my own.” You offer.

The first night Jason was benched, Bruce asked if you'd still join I'm for patrol. Jason assured you it was fine. So, you went and you talked later about it. He swore up and down it would be fine. You like to go out on patrol. You like to help people and who is he to try and take that away from you? You'd never do that to him.

“You think Bruce will be okay with that? You going out on your own?” Jason quips.

You grin before you let out a laugh. “Well, probably not anymore.”

Jason furrows his brows, his eyes scanning over your face. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

You bounce around how to tell him about your conversation with Bruce earlier without including the stuff about him. It's hard because on the one hand, you respect Bruce but on the other, he can be a little insufferable. And Jason looks up to him for reasons you don't really think you'll entirely understand. It's not your place to speak poorly of him to Jason. So, you tell him but you hope he doesn't ask what sparked the conversation in the first place.

“We, uh, we had a moral disagreement today.” You chew the inside of your cheek as you raise your brows.

“Ah,” Jason nods his head. “That why you don’t wanna go out tonight?” The moral disagreement doesn't surprise him. He knows how you feel about all of it but he is a little surprised you even brought up to Bruce.

“Amongst a few other things but yeah. I think he might think I’ll kill people now.” You roll your eyes.

Jason lets out a snort. “What the hell did you even say to make him think that?” Jason shakes his head. “Wait, let me guess.”

“I’m listening.” You gesture a hand for him to continue.

Jason clears his throat. “You should kill the Joker. He’s a piece of shit maniac clown who kills people for fun. He should be dead.” Jason grins at you. “Sound about right?”

“Shut the fuck up.” You groan through a laugh as you tilt your head back. “No.” You shake your head at him. "I said he was a homicidal, psychotic, sadist." You state. "And that he should die, yes." You mutter softly while Jason lets out a booming laugh.

He is certain you'll never let it go which he doesn't blame you for. He gets it. He doesn't like his dad but a part of him still wanted to go after Two-Face. Dick went after Zucco. Parents are killed and their kids want to take revenge. But, he also knows you and he doesn't think you'd ever actually try to kill anyone, but especially the Joker. You have more self-preservation than that.

“And he said something about we don’t cross that line or whatever?”

“Yep.” Your eyes widen as you nod your head. “Him and Dick think it’s ridiculous as if Dick didn’t feel that same way, ya know? But it’s the Joker. So, uh, I might have said his death is inevitable.” You scrunch your nose and maybe that was the wrong choice of words.

Jason eyes you carefully and there is something going on with you, too. It's one thing to have the moral disagreement with Bruce but to actually say anyone's death in inevitable seems a little off. Jason's so wrapped in his own anger, he's started to wonder if he's missing anything with you.

“Okay seriously, what the fuck is going on?” Jason nudges your leg with his.

“Nothing. I don’t think I really meant it or anything but I kind of wonder if Bruce thinks I’m serious and thinks I’m like a ticking time bomb or something.” You roll your eyes.

“Did he take the shit from you? The suit or anything?” Jason questions and he is getting increasingly more curious what even started that whole conversation and got you mad enough to say anything to Bruce.

“No. Why?”

“Then he doesn’t think you’re gonna out and kill people.” Jason chuckles. “He'd take it away and send you to Leslie if he thought you were serious.”

“Oh, well that’s a relief.” You chuckle softly. “Still don’t wanna go out tonight though.” You shake your head.

Jason pulls his legs to his chest, resting his forearms over his knees. "What started the whole conversation anyway? Did something happen?"

You pause and you hate lying to him. It's the one thing you really don't do with him. But, telling him why Bruce even talked to you, that just doesn't seem fair. You worry he might take Bruce's concern the wrong way. Maybe it'll send him spiraling even further. Maybe it's best if you just keep that to yourself.

"Nothing." You shake your head. "It's nothing, really." You assure him before you suck in a breath. “Seriously though, if you have a problem with me going out, you can tell me.”

The switch back the topic at hand does not go unnoticed and that's also uncharacteristic of you lately. You tell him everything that bothers you and what leads to it bothering you.

"Right, no. I said it's fine." Jason states. "If something's going on with you, you'd tell me, right?" Jason questions.

You nod your head. "Of course. Nothing's, uh, nothing's going on. You need to stop worrying." You offer him a cheeky grin and he knows you're lying. "Look, Jay, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't stand a chance out there. I know it's hard being benched and I don't wanna make it harder for you."

He knows you're lying but he can't figure out why you would lie to him about something like that. It doesn't seem important or serious enough to need a lie. Maybe a part of him is even hurt you won't tell him. But, he knows it's not fair to push because you don't push him when he's adamant about not tellin you. He hopes you'll tell him later when it's not so fresh.

Jason scoots closer to you, resting a hand on your thigh. “I’m fine, alright? Go out kick and some ass, with or without Bruce.” Jason grins at you. “Stop worrying so much.”

“I’ll always worry, I love you.” You smile wildly at him.

“Yeah, I love you, too.” Jason chuckles softly. “Im fine, I’ll be back out there in no time.”

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toomuchracket · 10 months

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imagining that you would coordinate a cake to be brought out at the post-fins hangout to congratulate the boys and matty would get so emotional and pull you into him once he saw what you’d done and a little while later, someone from the party would text you a photo of him giving you a sweet kiss while you’re holding the cake which makes the two of you more emo. and then afterwards, you two go back to his house in London and enjoy a sweet night of domesticity together (shower, cuppa, staying up late talking and watching YouTube, sharing a joint, and falling asleep haphazardly on each other bc the weed knocked you out) because lbr he’s not been home much lately and you both relish in the sweetness of it all

going to alter this slightly but omg!! birthday party coded. matty is so sweetie pie and soft after the gig, and his mum (because of course you're in cahoots with denise on this) is like "right, everyone, my beautiful almost-daughter-in-law (and then she looks pointedly at matty and taps her watch, making everyone laugh and him roll his eyes) has a little gift for the band. here she is!", which is your cue to appear from one of the tents with a "congratulations!" cake you made after matty went to sleep last night. it's visibly not a professional cake - the icing is wonky and the layers are a bit haphazard, but everyone is so touched by the fact you took the time to make it. like, the boys give you little hugs and head kisses to say thank you, and matty - tearing up for the millionth time that day - grabs your face and gives you a sweet but lengthy kiss, before he makes you put the cake down (george gets stuck into it right away lmao) so he can lift you up into a big hug that leads into him literally just carrying you around while he mingles because he wants to be close to you :')) denise takes a bunch of lovely photos of this little matty affection progression moment, and comes over to show the two of you and ask if she can post a couple on insta; both of you, on the verge of crying happy tears about how adorable and in love you look, are like "yeah sure whatever lol". around midnight, you get a taxi back to the house. matty is so sleepy, but he's like "baby will you wash my hair for me i really need a shower", and you agree - you're practically having to hold him up as you head towards the bathroom, and he literally sits on the shower floor and holds your legs while you shampoo and condition his curls, but he stays awake. and he perks up a bit once he's in his pyjamas with a cup of tea you made while he sat on the kitchen counter and told you you're beautiful, so much so that you both curl up on the couch and watch a couple of video essays with mayhem lying over your feet. and matty turns to you at one point and goes "d'you fancy sharing a zoot with me, darlin'?" - you turn to him incredulously like "are you actually ASKING me to smoke? my god. it really is a big day", and he rolls his eyes and swats your arm like "WELL i was just enjoying our little domestic moment together and i thought hmm what would make this even better? ah yes, sharing some weed with my perfect fiancee. but on second thought, i'll maybe just keep it for myself...", giggling when you're immediately like "ok i'm sorry. yes i would like to share a zoot with you. thank you baby". and matty pulls one seemingly out of thin air and lights it, letting you take the first drag and arching an eyebrow when you don't cough, like "that was... impressively smooth. are you a secret stoner?", which makes you both giggle. the laughter only continues as you get progressively higher, chatting about the funniest signs and moments you witnessed in the crowd earlier, before you tell matty you're ridiculously proud of him, exchange i love you's, then promptly fall asleep all tangled up in each other on the sofa, exhausted but elated after the wonderfully busy day you both had <3

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alltoowelltom · 2 years

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rendezvous (t.h)

tom holland x little mix!reader

request from @thirlwallsholland for little mix!reader on holiday with tom and the boys - hope you enjoy !

a/n: i'm using jade thirlwall as face claim again for the smau posts for continuity

those 3 photos are also so wonky if you're on pc lol im so sorry - but honestly not sorry enough to spend 25 minutes fixing them. it looks good on the app on dark mode.

warnings: blood, injury, alcohol, maybe too much fluff lol

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The end of a tour was always a strange time. After so many weeks of living on the road with your closest friends, it was a shock to come back to reality. The end of this tour was especially hard, knowing it would be the last time you’d perform with your band for a while as you all took a well-deserved break.

Tom had witnessed the effect this had on you, and after spending a few days stroking your hair as you lay on the sofa binge-watching reality TV, letting you rest up he came to you with an idea. An escape from dribbly London, a holiday to celebrate and take your mind off of things. He suggested you invite the rest of the girls too, and once Harry, Harrison, and Tuwaine heard about the trip they were all too excited to crash it.

So here you were, the eight of you sprawled out underneath the blue Bali sky, listening to the gentle crashing of the waves and feeling the warmth of the sun beating down on your skin.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

The boys had eventually tackled each other into the ocean and you lay on a beach towel, surrounded by the rest of your band. In your relaxed state, you only half register the familiar giggle approaching your towel, accompanied with a grumbly, “watch it, Tom!” from Jade as he no doubt blocked her sunlight. Something cold and wet hit your shoulder, followed by a cascade of tiny drips pattering over your stomach and you shriek, opening your eyes to meet Tom’s crinkly ones as he stands above you, shaking out his wet curls over you.

“Toooooom!” you groan, shivering at the cold water.

“Y/NNNNNN!” he mocks, dropping down onto the sand next to you and wrapping an arm around your shoulders.

“What was that for?” you ask. “I was sunbathing.”

He shrugs.

“What’s the fun in having a girlfriend if you can’t bug the hell out of her?” he grins, knocking his forehead into yours.

You roll your eyes, inadvertently snuggling into his side. You can never stay annoyed at him for long.

“Anyway, I came over hear to ask you to play chicken with Tuwaine and I.” he says. “Otherwise I gotta have Harry on my team and he sucks at chicken.”

You snort into his shoulder, nodding.

“Harry does suck at chicken.”

Before you even have a chance to decide whether to play, Perrie is hopping up off her towel, grabbing your hand and pulling you to your feet.

“Pez!” you shriek as she tugs you towards the water, Tom laughing and jogging after the both of you. “What the hell is going on?”

“A game!” she cheers. “We have to hurry, I want to win!”

You wobble slightly, grabbing onto Tom as you try to stay on his shoulders with his arms wrapped around your legs.

“Ouch!” he screeches. “My ears, love, why are you grabbing my-”

“Oh shit,” you laugh, bending down to press a kiss to his red ears in apology and sticking your arms out for balance instead. “Sorry.”

“Come on!” calls Perrie as she approaches, balanced perfectly on Tuwaine’s shoulders. “Are you ready to loose?”

When you’re closer, you reach out and rest your hands on her shoulders and she copies your action.

“Ready?” calls Tuwaine.

“Three, two-”

Perrie gives an almighty shove before Tuwaine can even say one, sending Tom stumbling backwards and you sliding off his shoulders into the water.

“Perrie Edwards!” you shriek, coughing saltwater out. “He didn’t even get to one!”

Perrie laughs as she and Tuwaine high five. Tom has recovered at this point and wraps one arm around you as you stand up.

“Are you okay?” he laughs.

You nod, tapping his shoulders to signal him to crouch down. He obliges and you clamber back on determinedly. Tom puffs his chest out as you approach the other team, preparing to win this time.

“Is everyone ready this time?” laughs Tuwaine. “Alright. Three, two, one-”

“FIGHT!” you yell, pushing hard on both Perrie’s shoulders. She teeters backwards but regains her balance, pushing you back in retaliation. You both grapple with each other, and just as Tuwaine stumbles backward and you think that you and Tom have this one in the bag, she reaches out and pushes against your hip, pushing you off sideways.

You scream as you fly through the air, hitting the water with an almighty splash. You fall so forcefully you go right down to the blue bottom, scraping your knee against a particularly sharp shell. Before you can properly register what happened and resurface, a pair of strong arms reach down and pull you up into the sunlight. Tom gasps in relief, holding you close to chest bridal style as he checks you over.

“Darling! Are you alright?” he worries.

You nod, blinking against the harsh light and giggle slightly at his protective state.

“Tommy I’m fine! It’s not even that deep. I just got a shock, is all.”

Tom looks unconvinced and pouts as his eyes sweep over your legs.

“You’re bleeding, darling.” he says, gently holding your knee.

You glance down and see that he’s actually right. There’s a gash across your left knee and a steady stream of red blood streams out, fading into the clear ocean water. Perrie wades over, looking guilty.

“Y/N I’m so sorry babe! I got to competitive and you got hurt!”

You shake your head, pressing a kiss to her cheek.

“I’m fine you lot of worriers! It looks worse than it is, honestly it’s not deep. I’m fine.”

“I’m going to take you back up to the beach and have a look at it.” says Tom, wading out into the shallows. You roll your eyes but know you can’t stop him as he carries you up the beach, laying you on a towel near the rest of the group. Jade and Leigh-Anne have gone off somewhere and Harrison is out cold underneath his sunhat, but Harry shakes his head as Tom crouches over you, pressing tiny kisses to your knee and trying to wipe the remaining blood away, wincing whenever he looks to closely.

“This never would have happened if you’d let me play chicken, Tom.” Harry laughs.

Tom shoots him a death glare and Harry quietens, sensing how worried Tom is about you.

“Sorry,” he mutters, turning to you. “Seriously, are you okay Y/N?”

You reach out and playfully smack the redhead, rolling your eyes.

“For the last time, I’m fine! It’s literally a small cut and everyone’s acting like I’ve been partially beheaded or something.”

Harry snorts in laughter as he holds up his hands in surrender.

Tom leans over to someone’s large beach bag, searching for some kind of Band-Aid for you. He chucks items in his way behind him as he does so, a tube of sunscreen landing in the middle of Harrison’s stomach who wakes up with an “oof”.

“There’s nothing in here, darling.” Tom sighs. He stands up and reaches down, picking you up bridal style again. “I’m going to take you back to our room and we’ll find you something there.”

You nod, not even trying to protest as you know you won’t convince him.

Harrison sits up, blinking as he adjusts to the sunlight. He catches sight of Tom striding towards the hotel with you in his arms and frowns at Harry who only shrugs at him, opening up a trashy magazine you had left.

“Y/N!” calls Harrison. “Are you okay??”

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“He didn’t swim into you on purpose, Y/N” sighs Leigh-Anne. “You just happened to snorkel right into his house, that’s all.” She tries to reassure you as you all crowd around a table in a tiny restaurant, you cosying up in the corner of the booth between her and Tom.

“I saw the bloodlust in his tiny fishy eyes, Leigh,” you say, shuddering at the memory of only a few hours ago. “He had an evil plan.”

Tom picks up his fork and brandishes it at invisible fish all around your table. “Back off!” he barks. “Back off, say I! Away from my girlfriend!”

You grab his fork, placing it down on the table and knocking your head into his shoulder as you try so hard to stay serious at his childish antics.

“Tom!” you hiss. “You’re making a scene.”

He shrugs.

“I’m an actor darling, it’s what I do. The other thing I do is protect my wonderful girlfriend against supervillain fish plotting against her.”

It’s at this moment that there is a simultaneous lull in everyone else’s conversations and all six heads turn to look at you and Tom, blinking for a second before bursting out in laughter.

“Evil supervillain fish?” splutters Jade, as Tom buries his head in your shoulder.

“You all heard it out of context,” he mutters sheepishly.

You’re deep in a conversation with Leigh-Anne about a recent performance when you notice Tom has been uncharacteristically quiet. You turn to see him leaning away from you, seemingly invested in a photo Perrie’s showing him on her phone. Looking closer, you see she’s proudly showing him pictures of baby Axel. “Oh, and look at this one with him and Hatchi,” she coos.

Tom gives ‘oohs’ and ‘aahs’ in all the right places, nodding and grinning with his eyes trained on the phone but he drums his fingers on the table, fidgeting and shifting in his seat. Before you can ask if he’s okay, you’re all distracted by the food arriving. Once everyone’s started eating you lean into his side and put your mouth near his ear.

“Hey,” you whisper, conversation drowned out to the rest of the group by the chatter of everyone else. “Are you okay? Did Perrie ambush you with baby photos?”

He laughs softly, resting a hand on top of yours.

“Don’t worry about me, love. Just seeing all the baby photos, it got me thinking and excited for the future.” he whispers.

Your heart skips a beat and he grins properly, pressing a kiss to your head. He gives you one last smile before tucking into his meal.

“Oh my God,” he moans. “This is fucking incredible! Darling, you have to try some.”

He scoops up some of his meal on his fork, twisting in his seat and placing his free hand under your chin so he can feed you a mouthful. He’s not wrong, the food is absolutely incredible and is made even better when you’re surrounded by your best friends in the world. The sweet moment is interrupted by Harry and Jade making gagging sounds and pretending to be sick from their end of the table as they try to glare at you and Tom, but neither can hide the shine in their eyes as they watch you two.

As the night grows dark and the group is only illuminated by the colorful lanterns hanging above the table, Jade taps her knife against her glass, waiting until the whole table is watching attentively. Jade clears her throat.

“Before we leave tonight, I want to raise a toast. Or maybe a few toasts, so we might need to get some more to drink over here. Firstly, I want to toast to the girls.” She glances around at you all, eyes shining. You can already feel yourself welling up and Leigh-Anne clasps your hand under the table for comfort. “You girls have been the best sisters for the last ten years. We couldn’t have done any of this without each other, and I’m so proud of everything we’ve achieved. Seven incredible albums, the tours, the awards, the music videos, the performances, the fans we’ve met, winning Best British Group-” you all cheer, Tuwaine reaching two fingers up to his mouth to whistle and Tom wrapping an arm around you and squeezing you into his side -“but most of all, our friendship,” Jade continues. “I think it’s fair to say that our friendship has gotten us through the last ten years together, and I just wanted to tell you all how much I appreciate you lot. I love you.” she sniffles, raising her glass. “To Little Mix!”

“To Little Mix!” you all chorus, clinking your glasses and wiping away stray tears.

“I’ve got a toast too, because I don’t think Jade can get through another one,” laughs Perrie, holding Jade as she sniffles and hiccups slightly. “I want to raise a toast to Tom and Y/N. Now, Y/N.” she begins. “We’ve always been a little protective over you, though God knows you don’t need it, really. I know we tend to tease you and Tom a lot for having absolutely zero boundaries and piling on the PDA when you’re together, but it’s only because we love you both so much. It’s been an honor to watch you fall in love, bub.” she says.

“And to have been the three co-authors of every text Tom received from you for the first six months of your relationship.” adds Leigh-Anne, knocking her shoulder into yours.

“Wait, what?” Tom laughs.

“Mind you though Tom, Little Mix will reassemble to commit a felony if you ever hurt her,” pipes in Jade.

“To Tom and Y/N,” cheers Perrie, ignoring him and raising her glass. “For being Tom and Y/N!”

Tom buries his hand in his jacket that he’d tucked around your shoulders when it had started to get colder and rests his head on top of yours, basking in the moment with you.

“And for paying for this trip!” cheers Harry.

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+ bonus smau

liked by hazosterfield, nikkihollandphotography, oliviarodrigo and others

y/ninstagram☑️: on our way!

mixerjadeee: where are you going ????

↪️y/ninstagram☑️: Bali!!

harryholland64☑️: i'm literally sat right on the other side of you, where's a pic of me?

perrieedwards☑️: can't wait to see you guys again!

↪️angely/nn: ARE THE GIRLS ALL GOING TOGETHER IM CRYING

tomholland2013☑️: naa why do i do that thing with my hand

↪️y/ninstagram☑️: idk spiderman

dommoholland☑️: you've got that son of mine reading? witchcraft.

liked by nikkihollandphotography, tuwaine and robertdowneyjr

tomholland2013☑️: how you feel about a rendezvous? time for two

tuwaine☑️: *eight

mixerhollands: he used a little mix lyric 😭

hazosterfield☑️: 🔥🔥

↪️tomholland2013☑️: back off bro?

parkersy/n: oop-

harryholland64☑️: how long did it take you to spell rendezvous right

↪️tomholland2013☑️: like 2 min i got yn to spell check

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pikatrainer99 · 25 days

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I made Orange and Red as autism creatures! (With bonus digitized Sinnoh Trio as autism creatures)

Drawing Red as an autism creature was really difficult...his hair and his clothes were NOT easy to adapt into creature form. For Orange the biggest struggle was the scarf...which I think I made a good way of making it look like it's wrapped around his big creature head...and I updated Dia's design to have his scarf look the same way. For Pearl I couldn't do that because of his high collar on his shirt. And for Platinum I tried to make her scarf actually look like it's trailing behind her like it does in the actual official art. Everyone's hair and bodies are white because that's the color of the TBH creature, so don't go complaining that everyone's hair color is wrong because it's literally just because they're in creature form this time around. As for expressions everyone has a little smile except for Orange who has the classic TBH creature blank expression. I decided to give him the blank look because he really struggles with identifying emotions and he either feels everything or nothing depending on the situation. Orange also has his fingerless gloves which I somehow was still able to draw the little Poké Balls on them...as well as the Poké Ball design on his shirt. Btw...It is SO hard to draw these characters in four-legged creature form because their clothes...ESPECIALLY Red's clothes...do NOT translate well to four legs...it's so weird and hard to draw. So I just stuck to each character's shirt and hat/scarf to make it a bit easier for me. I'm sorry if it looks all weird and wonky because of that but clothes just don't translate well to these creatures 😅

Eventually I would like to draw the Sinnoh Trio and Red normally...but I'm still trying to learn how since PokéSpe characters are hard to draw (for me anyway). The only one I've ever drawn is Yellow, and that was only ONCE in that one drawing where she and Orange were drawing pictures. I've drawn Yellow's head a second time and Red's head only once, but that's all I've managed to draw of PokéSpe characters so far. I will keep practicing though, I want to improve so I can draw more art of my favorite characters in all of PokéSpe!

I hope you all like this newly digitized Sinnoh Trio drawing, and I hope it's an improvement from the original I posted last year! I also hope you all like my new autism creature drawing of Orange and Red as autism creatures! These are all characters I headcanon as autistic (and Orange IS autistic), so it works perfectly for them all! I'd like to be back with more drawings soon but I've been really busy lately so I don't know when I'll be able to draw again next.

#pokemon #pokespe #my pokespe oc #trainer orange #orange of viridian forest #pokespe red #pokespe diamond #pokespe pearl #pokespe platinum #i drew them all as autism creatures #because i can #actually autistic #autism headcanons #tbh creature #autism creature #pika's art #pika talks

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tyrant-tales · 8 months

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Hi! Do you mind doing a Hxh fic? I’ve been craving lee!Killua 😭

Thank you so much! No rush!

Jealous much?

Hi! Thank you so much for the request!

A/N - This was a delight to write! Sorry if it's ooc!

Warnings- tickles below the cut!

Fandom - Hunter x Hunter

Lee - Killua

Ler - Gon

Leorio is also mentioned

Prompt: Gon found a cat and has been giving it more attention then killua, and now he's jealous

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"Why are you so upset, she's just a cat!" Gon had been arguing with Killua for the last hour about Snowball, Gon's new cat, stealing all the attention.

"Because! She's been taking up everyone's time, you never talk to me anymore," Killua grumbled, frowning and shoving his face into the decoritive pillow that was sitting on the couch.

"You're such a child. I have not been giving her more attention than you. You're just jealous that you don't get every second of my time anymore," Gon shook his head, walking over Killua and patting his hair.

"I am not jealous!" He turned to face Gon and sat up, "You just don't like me anymore."

"You'd think that someone from a family of assasins would be less clingy."

"I'm not clingy!"

"You are!"

"You two have been at it for the last hour. Killua, just admit you're jealous and move on," Leorio walked in the room, Snowball in his arms.

"But I'm not!" The white-haired child whined, now starting to pout like a toddler.

"Stop being a baby!" Gon tweaked Killuas rib, sticking his tongue out. Killua squeaked and brought an arm to cover his side, glaring at Gon.

"Don't do that," he rubbed his ribs as he scowled at Snowball.

"Don't do what? This?" He smirked, grabbing at his sides again. Killua jumped off the couch, not daring to make eye contact with anyone. Gon started to laugh, standing up and going to pet Snowball.

Killua groaned, "See! You go right to her!"

"If you want my attention," Gon started, "then I'll give you my attention."

"But you aren't, that's the problem," he turned to go sit again.

"I am, you're just being a baby about it."

"I'm gonna leave while I still can, Snowball being here seems to be causing more issues," Leorio backed out of the room, still carrying Snowball. With that, Gon went to Killua and leaned over him.

"Say that your jealous, and I'll give you my attention."

"No. I'm not jealous, Snowball is just an attention hog!"

"Clearly our friendship isn't that important, seeing how you won't just admit that you're jealous," Gon crossed his arms, not moving from in front of Killua.

"Cause I'm not!"

"Yes, you are."

"Even if I was, why would I flat out say it?"

"If you won't say it yourself, I'll make you admit it."

"Are you threatening me?"

"Are you gonna say it?"

"No."

"Then yes, I am."

"And how do you plan to 'make me'?"

"Easily."

"What's that suposed to meAHAN!" Killua pushed into the couch, attempting to get away from the hand that was digging into his side. "Whahat ahare yohou dohoing?!"

"Tickling you, silly!" Gon continued to squeeze at the younger.

"Whahat dihihid ihi doho to deheservehe thihis?"

"It's my way of getting you to admit that you're jealous, duh."

Killua kicked Gons leg, causing him to fall onto the couch and stop his attack. Unfortunately for the younger (not really though, he was having fun but he'd rather die than admit it) Gon caught his wrist before he could enact revenge.

"Well that wasn't very nice, now was it?" The older frowned, grabbing the other, flipping him onto his back, and sitting on his thighs.

"It was worth a try, was it not?" He gave a wonky smile, "I almost got you."

The greenette latched onto Killuas ribs and started to scribble over them, "Actually, it's weird that you didn't even touch me. If you really wanted to, I would be at your mercy, not the other way around." He smirked.

"Vehery strahahage, rihight?"

"Yeah sure. 'Strange'. It's also strange that you aren't even fighting me."

"Heh.."

"Alright enough talking, you haven't even admitted to jealousy yet."

"Wahaihit-" Gon quickened his pace, sneaking in a squeeze every now and then. "NohoHOHO!!"

This continued for maybe 45 seconds, but Gon got bored of that and lifted his hands to give Killua a break. He took in greedy breaths, hugging his stomach while happy giggles poured out of his mouth.

"Are you gonna say that you're jealous now?"

"Ihin your dreheams."

Gon turned himself around to face Killuas knees, "Last chance."

"Neheveher!"

"Suit yourself." With that, he started spidering his knees, occasionally slipping to the back of them. Gon took note of how Killuas laughter got louder whenever he let his fingers slide under his knee.

Eventually, it was just the back of his legs being targeted, and his cackles were now sprinkled with little snorts. Gon made sure to throw in an 'awe! You snort? How cute.' the second Killuas breathe caught too quickly.

"Wow, you have stamina. I'm pretty sure I would've given like, 5 minutes ago."

"Trahahaining doHOes AHAHAlohot fohor yohouHUHU!"

"Hm. Maybe this will get you to crack..." He proceded to squeeze Killuas thigh right above his knee multiple times, watching and listening carefully to make sure he wasn't going to far.

"GYAHAHA OHOKAHAY OKAY! IHI GIHIVE, IHIM JEALOUS! STAHAHAP!"

Gon stopped immediately and got off of him, letting him breathe for a bit. Once he calmed down and his breathing slowed, he asked, "Are you okay? I didn't go too far right?"

"Noho you're fine, I'm fine," he took another deep breath, "That was mean though."

"Well you got my attention, didn't you?"

"Yes."

"So you'll be nicer about Snowball?"

"Fine."

"Good."

#tickle content #hunter x hunter #lee!killua #ler!gon #killugon #sfw interaction only

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stoopid-turtle · 9 months

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BTS In Order - April

I've looked for timelines of the bts before, but what I've found relies heavily on video clips, many of which I don't have access to. So I decided to make a text-focused timeline in English for the bts because I'm all up in my hyperfocus.

I mainly used this playlist on billibilli, though I also looked at a few other playlists (I didn't keep links, I suck). If I came across a video/reference w another date listed for the clip, I added the alternate date in parenthesis at the end. I chose to primarily follow this playlist bc it has a LOT of clips, has clips for every day, and doesn't have anything that immediately jumps out at me as wrong. I also cross-referenced with accio-victuuri's BJYX Timeline bc it's the most complete English timeline I've seen, and I respect the effort involved. And I ultimately I triple-checked against this weibo timeline. Again, alternate dates noted in parenthesis. Not all sources always agreed.

(the note on the primary playlist has this as its explanation of its dating: 广告以官宣日期为整体依据,若跨年度拍摄,则以最新发布日期为依据整理。Which Google translates to "The advertisement is based on the official announcement date as a whole and, if shot across the year, on the latest release date." I can't parse that so *shrug*)

I've listed out the bts scenes by date. I try to describe the known scenes, though I don't list out in detail EVERYTHING that happens (if I say "Xuanwu cave, bondage conversation", I assume you all know everything else that happens around that moment)(Though sometimes I get hype and fangirlish in the descriptions). A lot of scenes were unknown to me, so I tried to describe the setting, costumes, and vaguely what's happening. Most of the scenes I did recognize had more to the clip than the ones I've seen translated.

As none of what I watched had translations, I can't provide much context with that, I'm afraid. I also do not think these are in order within a day. I don't have any way to tell, so the timeline within the day, itself, is probably wonky.

I only included bts for the most part, not stuff the boys were doing outside the production. Everything's color coded. Scenes with only gg are in red. Scenes with only dd are in green. Scenes with both are orange (yellow just isn't readable, sorry). (If there's text with no color, just assume it's the same as the last colored text)

I wrote this literally by going back and forth between billibilli and Google Keep, so the notes are a little off the cuff. Let me know if you have questions or if you don't understand something. Or if you can't identify a particular bts scene you're curious about.

People are also completely free to take this and flesh it out if they want by adding the non-bts stuff. Any mistakes are mine. People are free to correct it as well. Basically, consider this public property for other turtles. So take it, make it your own, create a comprehensive google sheet that details everything in pretty color-coded order with media links that are cross-referenced, filterable, and sortable or whatever (PLEASE SOMEBODY DO THIS).

No need to credit. If you feel you have to, just say a stoopid turtle did it.

4.9-4.13 gg only - some group get together. The casting director is speaking to the group. this is where the clip of gg crying comes from. I don't see DD there. - Also boot camp stuff! 4.11.18 ggdd - table read (alt 4.5)

4.16.18 ggdd - opening ceremony (alt 4.6) - Dd only stuff at cloud recesses with lhk and uncle - Gg only stuff at burial mounds with yb and wq

4.17 ggdd cloud recesses punishment scene - Balancing sword on fingers with lhk - Sword point sand game - Burial mounds scene-inside cave. With wq and DD. Gg falls into DD's arms (wq shows her needles) - As a note, gg already doing the in and out sword thing as a kinda fidget while going over lines on his own - DD yells about needing to take a shit from off camera. GG looks directly at camera

4.18 ggdd - burial mounds outside scene. In forest. A-yuan hugging DD's leg and rocking him around. - While gg is reheasing, DD asks "Why are you being so fierce to me?" and apparently uses a cutesy way of saying 'me'. - GG and DD talk about Produce 101 - Also clip where gg is holding small white fan and yelling out in an exaggerated fashion while giggling - Night, DD looking at lhk's phone over his shoulder

4.18 gg only. Wwx in black getting ready to leave cloud recesses (jyl and jc in white)

4.19 ggdd at cloud recesses. Chatting while gg holds white fan - gg only - Jian trio with JC and GG running around JYL. GG and JC stare directly at camera. GG says "It's like looking in a mirror." - GG and DD talk about the difficulty of portraying LWJ across the timeskip.

4.20 ggdd - masked gg w lil apple. Confrontation with jc. Dd also there. Lots of sunscreen spraying (or bug spray?)

4.21 Gg only. Across table from lhk

4.22 gg only. In yi city w jin ling and other juniors.

4.23 Gg only. Gg talking to camera while holding white fan. He's drinking from a can

4.24 gg only. burial mounds. All villagers with him. - Gg only. Near river with mask - Gg only. Eating off-set with jc and wq.

4.25 gg playing flute while looking intense. Two handheld fans blowing on him (can't see who's holding them) - Ggdd - more cloud recess lectures. Both of them talking to Uncle and lhk - Gg takes a look at DD's Jade pendant.

4.26 ggdd. Also jl. Everybody in cloud recess robes. Director sits in front of them and talks. - ggdd sit on either side of director running lines and talking about the scene

4.27 gg only. When jyl and jc. Cloud recess dress. Eating soup. 4.28 DD only. Wire work. During wen attack on cloud recesses. - gg only. Burial mounds with wq and a-yuan

4.29 ggdd under tent, watching playback, then standing with head together but each on their own phone - First black fan appearance!!!! - ggdd running lines outside mianmian's house. Each has person holding umbrella over them. - ggdd outside, DD blue robes, with jl. I think they're filming the scene where they spot the dire owl -DD and jl play slap hands while gg gets bored (alt 5.10) - ggdd. In open area with a line of parked cars in bg. Dd does that thing where he gathers up the back of the wig and his blue hair shows underneath. - ggdd filming the binding scene. Ggdd swordfight. Gg jump real high - cut line where wwx suggests calling the binding "bing di", which apparently relates to a married couple - ggdd. Gg rides lil apple while DD leads. Husband wife scene. Gg new fan. Light blue. - GG and dd (and later JL) commiserate about insects flying in their eyes - Apparently a famous scene of DD staring at gg and DD's assistant noticing - ggdd DD is doing the sword in and out thing while walking. Gg walks up from behind, grabs the sword, does it a couple times himself. 4.30 gg only. Yi City. With juniors and a-qing - DD only. With lhk. Lhk show DD how to play guqi

I'll do an index post for these once they're all up. right now, I have notes through July, and I'm working on formatting May for tumblr (tumblr formatting is so frustrating yall). Will post as progress continues!

#bjyx #yizhan #prezzie for turtles #free resource #the timeline of ggdd love yue #my brain just does this stuff #turtle service #adhd+autism is a helluva drug

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phosphorus-noodles · 10 months

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Hi everyone!!

Lots of people asked for the pattern I used for my Joel and Lizzie dolls, but due to my mental unwellness, my "pattern" was actually a chaotic blend of multiple patterns, as well as my own spontaneity.

Nonetheless, I am going to attempt to explain the method to my madness in this post! (Fair warning, it will get long.)

(If you actually want to try to recreate this please PLEASE reach out to me!!! I can go into way more detail and do diagrams and whatnot if you really wanna see the full idea!!!)

I'm gonna do my best to divide this up into sections based on how I made them, but because I modified a lot of things and Joel and Lizzie are clearly not the same, it may get a little muddled along the way, but here goes!

The Bodies

First thing's first, this is the link to the tutorial I used for the basic body shape. Super great video, easy to understand, fantastic starting point for any doll!! :D

For Joel, I followed the tutorial pretty exactly, minus that middle seam for a belt. I changed colors for the boots, pants, and coat and kept all the measurements the same.

For Lizzie, I modified her pattern to be a little bit bigger bc haha funny tall wife. On parts of the pattern where the stitch count stayed the same, I added a few more rows to make them longer. I added 4 rows to the legs, 3 rows to the chest, and two rows to the arms.

Like this!

listen I had to visualize it somehow-

I also did a gradient for Lizzie's arms/legs/tail! Here is the video I used to figure out how to do it (I don't have the measurements for where I changed colors I'm sorry I'm goofy </3)

Also, here is a link to a post where I half-heartedly liveblogged the early stages of making them. You can kinda get a rough idea of where I changed colors for different parts of their outfits, etc. but I only got two steps, really- oops.

The Clothes

Now, this is the part where I documented virtually nothing, but honestly, it still turned out just fine!

For Joel, I made boot and sleeve cuffs by just single crocheting a chain to fit around his arm/leg and adding a couple of sc (single crochet) rows. Then I sewed the ends together with a long yarn tail, used thinner gold yarn to add some detailing (look up backstitching! it works really well!!), and sewed the edges on.

His coat ends were made in the same way, but bigger, and instead of sewing the edges fully together, I only connected the top stitches when I was attaching it. And because I'm a messy sewer, I easily hid the seam with a black sc-chain belt :)

The gold details of his coat is also a sc-chain just sewed on. The edges at the bottom... were sorta a sc-hemming type deal-? I don't know, I winged it and I don't like how it turned out </3

The shoulder pads I actually can tell you! It's 5 sc in a magic circle, sc around, and then I picot stitched around in each stitch. Then I tied off a long tail and sewed it onto the top of the arms before I attached them. The badge/flower is the same pattern, but without the sc round in between the mc and the picots.

The sash was a little wonky doing it as a full loop the whole time, so it was basically a long rectangle and when I was attaching the ends together I did it under the shoulder things so it wouldn't be bulky and ugly on top. I think it's decently easy to understand from the pictures in the original post, but if not lmk! (if any of this is coming across at all then bless you tbh.)

The collar is just two rectangles I sewed side by side, they don't continue to the back at all bc they were ugly /lh

And this is the tutorial I used for the crown! I threaded a little piece of green yarn through to make the jewel and tied a knot in the back :)

For Lizzie, I literally made the skirt up as I went along, but it was roughly based on this video. I started with a sc chain to get the right size, then made it a rectangle for a couple of rows (maybe like four?) before joining it together. (That way, I could make the skirt separately and still be able to get it back on her when I was done without being too tight!)

At some point, I picked a stitch as my "center point" and started going back and forth from about that point instead of completing the full circle, doing half double crochets close to it, then double crochets, then triple crochets, then back to dc and hdc as I got close to it again. I think I did about 6-8 for each stitch type section? The GOAL was to make the skirt's hem asymmetrical, which worked, but it's hard to explain bc I literally made it up.

Then I made another sc chain for the belt thing after I attached it :)

The top detailing is also a sc chain, but with some joined yarn above the arms for extra color. There's also bits of yarn that are supposed to be straps, but you can't really see them in any of the pictures, so that's optional rip.

For the frilly hem, I joined the yarn at the "center point" and basically just worked around the whole hem repeating (1 dc, 2dc inc) to make it all wavy and fun!

The Hair

The pattern I based the hair off of was from this kpop star doll that I was originally going to base my entire Joel doll off of.

The difference is I changed the lengths of the strands (I did it based off looks, so all of them are slightly different in length to look more natural) and also color changed the very front few strands of Joel's hair to be green. I also put two strands in a few of the back stitches instead of just one so they completely covered the back of the head (so there are 15-16 strands instead of 14.)

To attach the hair, I used pins to mark out where I wanted to place each strand. Here's a quick progress shot I sent to my friends:

Now, I wasn't smart, and used long pieces of thread from tying off the "hair mop" to sew all the strands onto the head individually. It took forever and make it kinda messy in the back because of weird overlapping. If I could redo it now, I'd use fabric glue or something to glue each strand so it lays flat, although if you don't have it or want to avoid the potential mess, sewing it does in fact work just fine.

Extra Bits (mostly for Lizzie)

Lizzie's tail is more or less the same as her arm, but it starts thinner and goes for longer at the end. For the frilly edge, I remember using a crochet beta fish fin design, but I can't for the life of me find it in my history now?? But it was essentially joining the yarn a few stitches from the point and crocheting (hdc, dc 2x, tr, dc 2x, hdc, dc 2x, tr) and mirroring it on the other side so it looked like this:

Here's a closer view of both the tail and the skirt's hem.

Lizzie's fins were made by making a magic circle, chaining 4 and sc-ing back, and slip stitching back into the circle three times to make the three points. Then I joined onto one point with the lighter color and sc-ed along to the other point to make it more detailed.

Here's a cursed image I sent to my friends of bald Lizzie and her fins.

Lizzie's space buns were a fever dream to me because I made them at 1 am, but I did something that looks similar to this puff stitch flower with only three "petals." I attached it to the head and then used a short chain of another color to add some color and detail.

Here's a view of a bun from the top.

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I think that's just about it! If I missed anything or want to know how I did something better, please please PLEASE reach out to me!!

I'd love to go into more depth on things, but I predict this post will top off at 5 notes so I don't really want to spend hours explaining something that'll go completely unseen /lh

Nonetheless, I hope you enjoyed this little insight into the inner workings of my brain! Feel free to share and tag me in anything if you decide to try to do this yourself.

Cheers!! <3

#WOO I DID IT.#hope you enjoy this it took forever AHSJDSA #pho.posts #pho.doodles #<- bc it's from my project haha #when i eventually make a dl pearl i'll document it better so you can see it in action haha #empiresblr #empires smp #esmp s1 #smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #ldshadowlady #lizzie ldshadowlady #jizzie #crochet #amigurumi #amigurumi doll #pho.crochets

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weskersluvrrrrrrrrr · 1 year

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woo more people that write for wesker!!

can I req some thigh riding hcs?

I have not been able to stop thinking of movie Wesker's thighs

-🐺

they're so squishy I love them

I'll do a few headcanons and some actual writing cus i suck at writing hcs lol

Also i'm very tired so sorry if anything is wonky or silly

NSFW under the cut!! (afab but no pronouns are used)

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-he's definitely into having you ride his thighs (but he's into lots of things so that's not a surprise)

-seeing you come undone from such a simple thing gets him going, especially with how desperate you look humping his thigh

-making you cum from his leg alone boosts his ego so much you don't even know

-probably bounces his leg to tease you, pushing his thigh even farther into your cunt tryna get you to be louder

-He already knows his thighs are perfect but you just prove his point even more

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Your face is pressed into the crook of his neck, your hips grinding down onto his thigh desperately. There's no rhythm, no pace, just needy rutting against him. His hands grasp at your hips even tighter than before, the way his sharp fingernails dig into you heightening your pleasure even more. Your underwear was ruined long ago, already soaked through and now staining Wesker's pants. Whines and whimpers leave your throat as you fiercely hump his leg, chasing the release you so badly need. Wesker's cocky grin growing larger as he watches your hips rolling over his leg, enjoying just how desperate you looked as you got closer and closer to your climax. "Are you going to cum? Going to cum all over my leg like the dirty little slut you are?" Your moans grow louder from his dirty words as you keep riding his thigh. "When I ask you a question I expect an answer slut." His hand moves up from your hip and towards your hair, pulling your face out of his neck and forcing you to look up at him. "Yes-! Oh- fuck yes! Please let me cum, I need it so bad Wesker- Please!" Your moans are almost screams at this point. Your eyes are squeezed shut as the arms you have around his neck tighten. He groans slightly as your moans grow louder, a telltale sign your about to cum.

"Cum for me dear, cum on my leg like the slut you are." His words sent you over the edge as boiling-hot pleasure coursed throughout your body and your juices spill out of you, soaking his pants and making the wet spot on them larger. His hand moves from your hair and returns to your hip, massaging and rubbing circles onto your hips as you fall limp against him. "Already done my dear? That's too bad." His lips got closer to your ear and his voice drops to a lustful whisper, his hot breath brushing your ear as he spoke. "I was just getting started."

yipee

#albert wesker x reader #albert wesker x you #albert wesker #wesker x you #dbd wesker #this can be any era of wesker you want #i need to ride stars weskers thighs oml

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relianascara · 4 months

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A certain delicacy

Author note before you read:

This is bad and I'm not even kidding, alsoy first time writing to publish it. So very sorry if it's wonky or have many grammar issues, english is not my mother language.

Albedo x reader

Fluff

Synopsis: what if the prince of chalk himself is treating you, a long known friend of his. To a meal after he found you almost getting frozen near his lab in dragonspine. Only to realize, the prince of chalk himself have quite a unique dish he like to offer along with a new information that he can tease you in a name of experiment

Tags: @i23kazu

You could have sworn it moved, it could very much still be alive at this point. With a frown, you poke the dish with a fork. Picking apart each and every leg to see where you even start to eat.

“You know, it's not good to play with your food.” Albedo spoke, just entering his lab in dragonspine. his ashen golden hair seems perfectly fine despite what it has gone through in this forsaken cold mountain.

“I'm not playing…per say,” you retorted while thinking of a good word to put in. “Just, trying to see where to begin” is all you could say as an excuse, looking at the male his expression didn't even change one bit from his usual one. He hums.

“If you're uncomfortable with how it looks, perhaps taking the head first would be a good start “ he suggests. “How about, no.” You were quick to reject his suggestions, albedo shrugs as he begins tidying up his lab. Looking back at the food, you mentally curse yourself for losing all of your food supply after fighting two fatui agents, to think that they would retreat while also stealing your bag is ridiculous… or you could say smart enough.

It's a good thing The alchemist was just coming up the mountain, only to see your pitiful existence, cold, hungry, and with a few small injuries, he is kind enough to offer shelter and food at his lab. is what you've thought to be a blessing, before he offer you smoke spider as a meal. Taking one final breath you stab one of its legs before putting it in front of you, a disgusted feeling tries to surface on your face, before you fight back and barely manage to keep your expression still…barely.

‘it's alright, just for once. Just for once’ you assure yourself, Albedo have been kind enough to carry you to warmth, it will be rude for you to complain about the food now.

It's alright. maybe, the taste ... .would be rather ... .unique. A soft chuckle could be heard near you, only to come from Albedo himself. “That was a good expression you have, to think you would considering to eat it. I guess I was wrong about the other possibilities that you would outright refuse” he said in a light manner.

“Hey….” You said in a down voice, “you were playing with me??” You ask with disbelief, feeling defeated that you didn't see it coming. He smiled back before shaking his head, arm across his chest. “well…not particularly. I was just seeing if you would refuse to eat it. like how others did when I offered that dish to them. You could say, it was a little experiment “

You pouted while looking at him, putting the fork down and leaving the dish alone. “I've never consented to this experiment in any way, Albedo.” You pouted at him for doing such a thing.

Albedo agreed, “that's true, so I apologize. I would just think you would refuse to eat it like the others. I'm sorry, for making you feel pressured to eat it.” he said before taking the plate away and replacing it with another one. This time it is a genuine dish made from fish meat along with vegetables.

You were silent for a moment before turning to albedo confused, “I thought you said you don't have any other food aside from ... .that” you point to the plate his holding, “true” he answered, “well, I couldn't have you stay hungry, so I've been searching a few camp spot to see if there's other ingredients to cook.”

‘oh, so that's why he hurriedly left after he made sure I stayed warm’ you thought, a smile creeping to your face before finally letting go of your pouty face. “I guess I could forgive you for that, only if this dish doesn't have mysterious ingredients in them” you joke. How could you be mad for so long with your friend?.

He chuckled before reassuring you that he in fact didn't have anything mystery ingredients put in your dish.

#𓆪Reliana post #𓆩Reliana plays ebg #albedo x reader #albedo x you #genshin impact x reader #genshinblr january ebg 2024

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thefreakymunson · 2 years

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Would i maybe be able to request an eddie x reader where the reader is newish in town, moved into trailer park and needed a new weed dealer so robin sent her to eddie. After meeting a few times they realize they have a lot in common and there's obvious sexual and romantic tension. So when the reader gets locked out of her trailer in the pouring rain she ends up at eddies and spicyness or fluffyness ensues?

Your combat boots trudged through the mud as you walked to the only other trailer you know - Eddie Munson's. Thankfully, his van was out front and there was a light on in the back room. He was home. He was your escape to get out of this hellish downpour that came out of nowhere.

You rushed up to the porch and knocked rapidly, your body shivering in the cold rain. It took a few moments before the door swung open and there stood the freak himself, looking at you as if you had a second head.

"What are you doing, Y/N? It's pouring." Eddie said, pushing the screen door open for you.

"I forgot my key," you said, voice quivering as you stepped inside of the warm trailer, "And my moms not home...I didn't know where else to go. I'm sorry to barge in like this. We - me and my mom got into a argument and I left in a hurry earlier. I didn't think to grab my keys. I just - I -"

"Hey," Eddie shook his head, "It's okay. You're fine. Follow me."

You done as he said, following him just past the kitchen to the little bathroom situated just past the refrigerator. He pushed the door open for you and nodded, "There's towels in there. I'll get you something to wear, okay?"

"Yeah," you nodded, giving him a small smile, "Thanks, Eddie."

"No prob," Eddie said, fingers drumming against the side of the wall for a moment before he pushed himself back and walked off.

You pulled your soaking wet shift off over your head, forgetting for a moment to shut the door. All you had on your mind was standing in the warm shower. You were working on pushing your jeans down your legs when you heard Eddie's footsteps get closer.

"Hey, I found - Jesus," Eddie stood dumbfounded at the bathroom door, his eyes glued to your near naked body in shock, "Shit. I'm sorry. I should'nt have barged in."

"It's okay," you said, cheeks burning red as you covered your chest with your hands, "It's my fault. I should've shut the door."

"Uh..." Eddie said, finally able to move his eyes to somewhere else other than your body, "I uh...found a shirt and a pair of sweatpants that might fit you."

"Thanks, Eddie." You said, nodding to his shower, "Is it okay if i take a quick one?"

"Yeah. Go ahead." Eddie nodded, still refusing to look at you, "But uh...the nobs are a bit wonky. Let me turn them on for you."

He past you, ever so lightly brushing against you in the tight space. You pushed your wet jeans off and draped them over the sink as he turned the water onto a decent warmth for you.

You took a moment to study him, watching as his hair fell in his face as he fiddled with the nobs. You had been buying your weed from him for the last six months - as long as you had lived here, at least. You always thought he was cute. He stood out with his long, wild hair and his grungy clothes. He was everything you wanted in your life.

"Hey Eddie?" You bit your bottom lip.

"Yeah?" He mumbled, standing up straight.

"You want to get a shower with me?"

He looked back at you over his shoulder, "What?"

"You heard me," you said softly, "I seen the way you were looking at me...do you want to get a shower with me?"

"Y-yeah," Eddie nodded, too stunned to say anything else. He watched as you dropped your hands that had been shielding him from fully seeing your naked body and stepped into the shower.

Within no time, he was naked and stepping in behind you. You leaned back under the hot spray of water, the heat stinging your skin in the most welcomed way. He watched you with ravenous eyes, taking the sight of your naked body in.

You took his hand in yours and pulled him closer, leaning up on your tip toes to kiss him. You were slightly surprised when he kissed back, but he seemed to be as eager as you were. His hands rested on your hips as you pressed yourself against him, the feeling of his hard warm body against yours causing a soft moan to escape your lips.

"I uh...I just need to feel something, Eddie." You whispered against his lips, "The fight we had...it was huge. And I'm not feeling the greatest right now...I need out of my head."

He nuzzled his nose against yours and whispered softly, "I can do that."

Your fingers wrapped around the back of his neck as you kissed him, pulling him down against you. He turned you so your back was against the tiled wall, the coolness of it stinging your once warm skin.

You gripped his cock, feeling him get hard in your hand as you stroked him. His lips trailed from your mouth down to the side of your neck, attacking it with nips and bites to mask his groans and gasps.

He gripped your right thigh and pulled it up around his hips as he slid inside of you, both of you gasping at the sensation. His fingers gripped the back of your thigh for leverage as he slid entirely inside, pausing a moment for you to relax.

All the stress of the day melted away and you were overcome with pleasure. For the first time in awhile, you felt whole, warm, and...full? It was an odd feeling you had only ever associated with being near Eddie. He radiated warmth and happiness despite how everyone else often viewed him.

"You okay?" He asked softly, nuzzling his nose against yours again.

"Yeah," you nodded, giving him a soft smile, "Make me feel good, Eds...please. I need you."

He pressed his lips against yours as he thrust into you, swallowing your moans and graons.

"Fuck, Eddie..." you panted, nails digging into his shoulders as he ground himself against you, creating a delicious friction against your clit.

He pressed his lips against your forehead as he nearly fucked you through the shower wall, his thrusts coming hard and fast. Just what you needed. All you could do was hold on tightly to his shoulders and take what he gave.

His fingers quickly found your clit, metal rings clinking together as he rubbed quick, short circles over your engorged nub. The metaphorical band in your stomach tightened further with each thrust he gave and snapped when you heard him moan your name lowly in your ear.

You came with a loud moan, unashamed of anyone hearing you. Your legs trembled as you tightened your grip on him in every way.

"Turn around," Eddie mumbled, pulling out of you for a moment.

You weakly done as he said, brain still buzzing from your orgasm. He spread your legs wider with his knee as your hands came up to rest on the tile wall. He stood behind you and entered you swiftly, your loud moans only letting him know to keep going.

One hand rested on your hip as the other came up to clamp around your mouth. He knew how thin these trailer walls were. The last thing he wanted was the entire trailer park to know his true business.

"Look at you," he panted in your ear, "Soaking wet and begging for me, aren't you?"

"Mmhmm," you said, voice muffled by his large palm. You could taste the metallic twang of his rings against your lips.

"God you're so fuckin tight," he mumbled, jaw slightly slacked as he pressed his nose into the side of your face, "So fuckin' wet for me, Y/N. Good girl...good fuckin' girl."

His words and actions was enough to make you nearly cum again. The way he was moaning in your ear was enough to let you know that he was close too. Your free hand dipped between your legs, rubbing your clit quickly as his thrusts got sloppier and harder.

The two of you came together, a grunting and sweaty mess. He tightened his grip on your mouth as he came, trying to keep from being loud himself.

"Fuck," he panted softly after a few moments. He pulled out of you with a content sigh and playfully slapped your ass.

"We just did," you smirked back at him, earning another spank.

You two finished your shower, taking long enough that your fingers started pruning. He helped you wash your back and you finally got to wash his hair, much to his dismay.

"You know," Eddie said as he followed you into his bedroom with a towel wrapped around his waist, "I know it's a bummer that you lost your keys or whatever...but damn...you can lose them a lot more if this is the outcome."

#Eddie Munson #Eddie Munson x reader #Eddie Munson fanfic #Stranger things #stranger things fanfic #thefreakymunson #Smut

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tobesolonely · 2 years

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oh my transportation #7 please :O

hiiii sorry if the format is wonky yalllll i'm on my phone ignore da typos!!!

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“H, why is the car slowing down?”

Your boyfriend doesn't answer, just begins maneuvering the car so he's pulling off close to the side of a tree and out the pathway of other cars that will eventually need to pass.

“So,” he begins after a moment of silence. “I may have forgotten to fill up the tank before we left home and thought it would last us longer than it did…”

“Why would you take that chance?”

Harry gives you a sheepish look before pulling out his phone. You see him let out a quiet sigh of relief before he begins typing quickly.

“Luckily we're not too deep into the woods and I've still got reception, yeah? Told m’assistant and he's gonna drive up and bring enough gas for us to get to a gas station and fill up…”

"And how long will that take?”

Your ill-prepared boyfriend turns to look out the driver side window and away from you. “Shouldn't take more than a couple hours…three max.”

"Harry…”

When your boyfriend convinced you to go camping with him to get away from your stressful everyday lives for the weekend, you didn't anticipate running out of gas in the middle of nowhere!

"Hey! Let's look at the bright side, my love.”

You don't hesitate to hide the way you roll your eyes from your boyfriend. “What's the bright side of being stuck in the middle of the forest for a couple hours?”

“There's no one around,” he unbuckles his seatbelt and twists his body so he's now facing you, beginning to lower his seat in the process. “And my windows are very, very tinted, love. I can think of a few things we can do to pass the time.”

You feel heat flood your cheeks but you don't want Harry to have the satisfaction of knowing how quickly he can make you fold when you were just chastising him, so you play like you're unaware as to what he's alluding to.

“Oh? What things, H?”

"I think you know what ‘things’ I mean, baby,” he spreads his legs slightly in the driver seat, then pats his lap, “C’mon, love. Sit right here.”

"Who said I was in the mood?”

Harry gives you a cheeky grin. “When aren't you in the mood for m’cock, Y/N?”

You can’t argue with that, so you unbuckle your seatbelt and ungracefully climb across the center console and onto Harry’s spread lap. You immediately go to unbutton his pants then lift your shirt, allowing him to yank at your bra and cause your breasts to spill out.

He grabs you by your neck and pulls you toward him, locking your lips with his in a heated kiss. He then moves his lips to your uncovered tits and harshly sucks a nipple into his mouth, alternating between them quickly as he kneads at them.

Your moans of pleasure ring throughout the car as Harry taps your bum, signaling for you to lift yourself up so he can work on undressing your lower half. It’s a sweaty mess of limbs, but he's successful in getting you naked and on his already leaking cock in no more than thirty seconds.

“That's it, ride my cock baby. Don't want you to stop movin’ until you're cummin’ all over me, do you understand?”

#harry styles #harry styles smut #harry concept #harry styles fan fiction #harry styles fic #harry fic #harry styles blurb

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captainhattersvoyagerstuff · 8 months

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Caretaker Part 3

Scene 18 Voyager have you no shame?

Nooooo not Neelix in the bathtub! No, Voyager, no! Notice how often Tuvok ends up with Neelix. Maybe Janeway has it out for him. And here I thought only the captain had a bathtub, huh. Do the others take baths? I can see Harry with a rubber duck.

Tuvok says "No uniform for you, Neelix, just the criminals get that. Find an ugly couch."

I decided to spare us all and not show Neelix bathing. This is the array thingy, I forgot to show it before.

Scene 19 The Bad Hair Aliens

Away team lands on a lovely desert planet and meets the Kazon. The Kazon found out how to use technology like spaceships but are stumped on the whole water thing. Like could you maybe find water on another planet that is fit to live on? You think?

Kazon: The bad hair villains

As you can see, Neelix is popular with all.

Kes shows up beaten up. Neelix shoots a phaser. He’s competent with firing except oh he nearly got the away team (including the captain) killed by lying to them, but no matter. The Kazon are overcome in minutes when one of their big jugs of water is shot at, and go dashing off like cartoon chickens.

I always hear "Yakety Sax" during this scene.

Scene 20 Love to stay but . . .

(Ocampaville) Harry and B"Elanna are shown escape tunnels by Ocampa tired of not having HBO.

Scene 21 He who shall one day take over Voyager

(Sickbay)Tuvok: Gee, Neelix if you’d told us you wanted to rescue Kes that might have helped us. Neelix: Don’t be stupid Tuvok! Then the holographic new Doc says:

He gets some of the best lines cause his actor adlibs a lot.

Scene 22 Pixie leaves shade

(in Ocampaville): Go, Kes, give that boss man hell! I did not remember her being so feisty. Why did she put up with jealous controlling Neelix?

Get 'em, girfriend!

Scene 23 Poor Harry

Harry and B"Elanna still trying to escape. They have nicknames for each other ("Starfleet" and "Maquis") that they still occasionally use later. (Continuity?)

Many, many times, Harry.

Scene 24 Movin' on up, to the top

Janeway, Tuvox, and Chakotay are in Ocampaville and - are they riding an escalator?

Janeway: Okay boys, remember we are buying you pants today!

The array is acting wonky, Tuvok’s like "Oh, hey I think the Caretaker dude is dying." and Janeway’s like "How do we get home then?" Ah don’t worry about it.

It's definitely an escalator. When did they get to Sears?

Scene 25 OSHA compliant tunnels

(Underground Ocampaville) It's nice that the tunnels have stairs with handrails. For safety. Tom says Harry is his only friend and Harry’s like I am? Their friendship will become one of most endearing relationships on the show. No sarcasm for once.

Harry's response: I'm you're friend? That's right Harry, Tom said so.

Scene 26 Command Team goes shopping

Back at the mall, Janeway and others figure out the transporter isn’t working again because psychobabble.

You can't convince me this wasn't filmed at a mall. Janeway: I said, no stopping for snacks, Tuvok! Keep up!

Scene 27 Tom to the Rescue

(Under Ocampaville) In case of Earthquake, take stairs. Tom has a really big flashlight. Starting a landslide gets you out this time. Tom reaches the top - yay I made it up to hell. Big boom. Janeway and the others are still in the tunnels (they got out of the mall) so they are in trouble so Tom’s like "I might as well rescue them. Maybe I’ll get to fly the ship!"

Scene 28 Really, Really Sorry Native Americans

(Under Ocampavile). Chakotay’s leg is broken, but Tom rescues him from the stairs. Tom says Chakotay’s an Indian so he owes him a life debt for saving him and then asks Chakotay if he can do Indian tricks and turn into a bird fly and them out of there and I am not making this up. I am just SO SORRY Native Americans, wtf?

Remember back when Tom was really, really racist?

Scene 29 Meanwhile back on the heavily torn up ship . . .

(Back on Voyager)

Oh, hey, the ship cleaned up nice really fast! Must be the space fairies.

Red alert! They need to go back to array thingy - wait, where am I? Jabin of bad hair says array thingy his. Chakotay goes to hold off the Kazon on his tiny ship. Janeway tells Tom to take the helm cause he’s been good for a day or two so you know.

Even Tom is like "Wait, seriously?"

Scene 30 No More Banjos

(On array) Janeway hears a banjo and is like "Jam it!" Caretaker says he’s been bringing entire ships to the delta quadrant to find a compatible mate (not making this up) and the people get sick because they are not compatible maters.

Question for the Caretaker: Like ever think of just finding them a better planet away from the Kazon and stocking it up and stuff? Wouldn’t that be easier?

Caretaker feels guilty because oops he messed up the Ocampan's atmosphere with his tech so he decides to take care of every need the Ocampans have because they are “like children” (ick?) and according to him have the brains of goldfish.

Scene 31 Always think ahead, Chakotay

(Voyager) - The Kazon are dumb but they do know how to make the weapons on their ship work. A Starfleet guy falls and takes a bite of railing with his teeth. Ow. They don’t have enough firepower so Chakotay says "Eh I’ll ram my ship into them and think about where to live later." And Tom reminds him he still owes him. Again. Chakotay beams out before boom.

I guess Chakotay was counting on Janeway keeping them on Voyager cause otherwise this would have been a very dumb idea.

Scene 32 Anyone up for Jello?

Tuvok says" Hey Cap, we can get back to Federation space." and he just knows Janeway is not going to listen. I bet Tuvok would have taken everyone back. The Kazon will kill all of the Ocampa if they leave more tech for them to screw up but won't the Ocampans have to come out sometime and who will protect them then and you know, nevermind. The Caretaker becomes a jello mold, and then a rock.

Maybe the Caretaker should have concentrated on jello mold like creatures for mates.

Scene 33 Wouldn't you like to see this out your window?

Janeway decides to destroy the array. The only one with enough energy to protest is B'Elanna. Chakotay is like "Whatevs" because he blew up his own ship and wants a place to live.

I’m just thinking the guys on the lower decks have to be wondering, "Huh, what’s that array and why’d it explode? Wonder when we’re getting home. Wait, what?"

Scene 34 I Miss Molly

(Janeway’s ready room.) There is a pic of Mark and Molly the dog and her on her computer. Heck with Mark, she’s abandoned her DOG people! She tells Tuvok she’ll get them home because she’s starting to wonder about that decision to strand everyone without their knowledge. That won’t cause her any guilt later.

New canon from my daughter - Mark is a secret agent hence his basic name. Someone needs to run with this on a fanfic.

Scene 35 You know how you quit Starfleet for a cause? Too bad.

Janeway tells Tom she asked the Maquis to join them instead of trying to fit them into their cells for 75 years. How did that many Maquis get on one tiny ship?

Chakotay's ship compared to Voyager. And there were like thirty of them on there at least? I think?

Janeway makes Tom a Lt. and ship pilot which is totally fair even though she’s just promoted him over Harry and wtf doesn’t Tom have a record? Should there be a trial run maybe?

They mention Chakotay’s life belongs to Tom again. Also Chakotay is now first officer in order to promote the Brady bunch theme of togetherness. Chakotay is a good fit because he has experience and he didn't get kicked out of Starfleet. He just chose to leave because he hates them all. Chakotay and Janeway will totally be the parents of this ship.

This HAS to be a major theme in upcoming episodes.

Scene 36 Can we come too?

Neelix and Kes want to be part of crew. Neelix is lucky he’s got his handler Kes or this would never work.

Scene 37 Janeway gives speech - Ayala!

Janeway gives a speech about how it might look like they're screwed, but they've totally got this.

Ayala spotting! There he is by Harry!

Also they are a Starfleet crew cause Janeway says so. And wow, she’s somehow gotten every Maquis into Starfleet uniform ALREADY because conformity solves everything. No need for them to ease into this or something.

Chakotay "Yay I am so happy weeee."

And we have a pilot!

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