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me: existing ™ at work
crusty ass old man: really mean muggin’ it today huh
me: uh this is just my face
crusty: oh damn wow sorry
#SIR#i am pretty but have a hell of an rbf but still. SIR YOU HAVE FEWER TEETH THAN I HAVE FINGERS#dunno where I was going with this#I am. not sober rn#but I am more than a little vain tbh#did this sting? no. was it funny? also no#but like a little bit#like sir who tf you think you are to be apologizing for MY face#also who tf comments on strangers rbf??? rude#just let me be. if you want me to smile say something funny#rambles#about me#mine#my face
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My Fav Bad Girls
#PrettyHeiressDiaries: BGC Edition 🎀
tiara - bgc 7
“i’m the sh*t! look at me, then look at you! look at your hair, then look at mine!” ❤︎︎
bougie girl down! the hair and makeup were never not on point (tbh this is the reason i like most of these girls)!
real and pretty. never hopped on a bandwagon simply bc it was popular.
so freaking funny! and effortlessly too. she never came across as try hard.
my number one fav!
ashley - bgc 6
“i’m establishing my own dominance and these b*tches can’t f*ck with me!” ❤︎︎
if tiara is my number one fav, ashley is a close number two!
very girly girl and i love that in anyone.
cute little playboy bunny.
so authentic and never gave snake or try hard.
took an entire house on and was not scared to stand alone.
danni - bgc 8
“i’m not scared of no b*tch! whoop my ass today, whoop my ass tomorrow! i don’t give a f*ck how big you are! if i wanna do something i’m gonna do it and none of these b*tches are gonna stop me! so i’m glad you whooped my ass! that was the biggest fight in bad girls club history and it ultimately made us the stars, so, THANK YOU!” ❤︎︎
if you pay attention, danni was never the issue. she just always had her sisters back unconditionally. as someone with three sisters, i love that.
she and her sister WERE the entertainment of season 8.
knew she couldn’t fight and walked into the lions den unafraid. tbh i don’t care about a girl that “fights”. that is NEVER the reason i like someone. it’s corny.
danni was very clearly aware of the bigger picture and simply did not care about taking a hit. it’s not that deep.
camilla - bgc 8
“b*tch you’re just mad that another cute, hottie chick came up in this mug, and looked AMAZING!” ❤︎︎
gorgeous!!!! doesn’t get enough credit as one of the prettiest bad girls.
as someone that has been bullied in real life it was so fulfilling to see the way she handled it. she didn’t let ANYTHING shake her.
said exactly how she felt when she felt that way.
girls were jealous and she knew it.
sarah - bgc 11
“there’s no lying or sugar coating it! i do what i say and i say what i do!” ❤︎︎
my fav bgc blonde of all time. better than kate, kristen, and jada in my opinion.
yeah she talks a lot but she’s real and isn’t scared of anyone.
i would love to be friends with her she seems so sweet and caring. she reminds me of the girls that took me under their wing when i started at hooters.
called out stephanie’s irrelevant ass at the reunion, checked mehgan as soon as she heard shit talking + anyone who beats gigi’s ass is a fav in my book!
her signature piercings, bows, and blonde hair was so bimbo i love it. + that iconic reunion look!!!
unfortunately didn’t get enough time to shine on that raggedy season of hers but she was definitely the star of season 11 so i’m glad we got to see more of her on BGASB and season 13.
jelaminah - bgc 14
“i don’t feel like i’m better than nobody!… but i’m comfortable with who i am because it’s taken me a lot!” ❤︎︎
dominance at its finest. she said it’s the jela show and manifested that down. she had girls stuck in her face, but talking behind her back. that’s because they knew it wouldn’t fly.
her signature look oozed of feminine allure. educated! believed in having her own life and goals AND not entertaining men that weren’t up to her standards.
she kept her space clean and was disgusted by mess and filth.
able to cope with lots of personalities and get along with everyone.
proud to be black and didn’t tolerate racism.
the clermont twins - bgc 14
“you know, certain things i can’t help. i feel like i’m not just cute; like i got a lot going for myself and i’m smart. so like when you’re that strong of a person, you’re a bad b*tch!” -shannon
“i just look so damn good, and it’s so hard to meet other girls who are just as confident as i am! -shannade
“b*tch, SHUT UP!” ❤︎︎
vain black barbies and i’m here for it.
as much as people seem to think otherwise, they weren’t mean girls or bullies. they just spoke up for themselves when getting unsolicited harassment from the other girls.
every look for for me was a ten. i loved their aesthetic back then.
smart girls. they capitalized on their appearance on the show and now they’re two of the most noteworthy and wealthy bad girls ever.
unshakable confidence. the other girls wanted them humbled so bad and they just didn’t waiver. luvs it.
#prettyheiressdiaries#bgc#i had this idea for ages but#saw bakeryfairy do this first#my posts#the prissy girl agenda#edit: sarah
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just a little bit on Vol. 11 thoughts. Not too much because I feel like we're at the point where Nightow is just saying the quiet parts out loud, and there is a lot going on trying to wrap things together for the final battle and all its moving parts.
ok, i wanna talk about meryl. does anyone want to talk about meryl? let's talk about meryl!!!
Not only does she give him his gun back (via Marlon), but she also gets the coins. (as well as some personal trinkets!) Vash never explained to her what they mean or any of this, but she carries it anyway and brings it to him. He doesn't have to explain why these things are important, she just understands and she cares. And Vash getting the coins back is going to be so important in a bit (I'm eyeing nervously at Legato).
It just says so much about her character and her relationship to Vash. Sometimes I feel like I'm grasping at straws compared to all the Vash/Wolfwood out there but if I'm a weird stickler for canon and VM won't leave my brain, then it has to mean something, right?
I am not Immune to the "Character learns how to ask for help" trope, oh my god. It's about the fact that taking care of yourself is compassion, both for yourself, and, if you won't grant yourself that, for those who care about you. They want to help you and they don't want to see you suffer.
What's so interesting, and wonderful tbh, about getting Livio added to the narrative is that he's the tradeoff for what would otherwise have been Wolfwood. But, Livio is different. Livio is able to look at life with newfound purpose. Wolfwood saved him. Livio knows this and is turning around to pay it forward, again. And you know what? He's excited to do it. He's excited to break the cycle of violence to protect others.
I just, really, really love Livio. He's so wholesome and good.
A rare narrator voice moment immediately after! Vash immediately takes what Livio said and reflects on it. Their shared love for Wolfwood has brought them together and now they fight together to protect what they love - Wolfwood's memory. Wolfwood did not die in vain. I love how this is zoomed out, so to speak - yeah, there are some things more profound than Vash can say, but we get to hear it for once, I think because Vash isn't shying away from it.
M...Meryl............. Vamery.......... Vash is looking for reassurance in her. He trusts her so much. He's relying on her for support and she's so scared for him. It's not explicitly shown here but I think it's Meryl who pulls him in for the hug and initiates that contact, because previously when Meryl was crying in front of Vash, he realized it was his fault and held back. And then the fist bump kiss. Oooooohhh boy. It's so sweet. Vash initiates it as a tender act of reassurance. Of, "we're in this together" and dgkljhfgdg im going to lay down actually.
last bit - who the fuck is Jasmine???????????????
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You’ve talked before about similarities between Kon and the version of Lex from Smallville, so I was just wondering if you could elaborate more on that? While I have mixed feelings on Kon and the Clex test tube baby retcon, I do ultimately enjoy the idea that Kon takes after Clark and Lex without meaning to do so.
sure! as i'm sure you've gathered i love talking about lex soooo... 😅
to preface, it probably goes without saying, but when i say kon has a lot in common with lex, I'm talking specifically about the original version. as much as i love the concept of kon being a........."binary clone", as DC insists on calling it (insert "sure jan.gif" here), the black tee era feels almost unrecognizable as the same character at points.
but lex in the early seasons of smallville has a certain reckless disregard for his own well-being that kon also shares, and kon is also impulsive in a way that clark isn't but lex -- especially in his younger years -- is. (tbh i think you can make a strong case for both having bipolar disorder, but then we're just getting into my personal headcanons.)
kon is very flirtatious, and cocky, and a little bit vain, all of which are traits that he has in common with lex.
i also like the idea of kon looking a little like lex, and while you can argue that kon is so much shorter and leaner than clark because he's perpetually stuck as a teenager, i like to think part of it is him taking after lex a little bit. i am a "green eyes kon" truther til the end.
i think the biggest similarity the two have, though, is -- ironically -- some of their specific forms of parental trauma. post-crisis/pre-flashpoint lex was...kind of a nightmare every time he and kon interacted, unfortunately. it's not really a secret that smallville drew a lot from post-crisis lex for lionel's characterization and backstory, so (probably on accident, lbr, because i don't think geoff johns was thinking about it that deeply) you kind of end up with a narrative of lex perpetuating the same kind of abuse that he went through at the same age. given smallville lex's intense fear of becoming his father, there's something potentially really tragic there, to me.
i think, in the hands of a writer who was actually interested in exploring it, you could spin a pretty compelling narrative about cycles of abuse and lex either perpetuating or making an active effort to break that cycle -- regardless of which side of things you're inclined to come down on -- but unfortunately, geoff johns didn't seem that interested in digging into lex's psyche when he was writing kon.
#briar answers#lex luthor#conner kent#kon el#smallville#dc comics#my meta#if i was better at actually finishing any of the fic that bounces around in my brain#i would love to write a fic with sv lex and comics kon interacting due to some kind of multiverse shenanigans#lex & kon
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who is the most femme camp queen pussy cunt cunt slay character in either mdzs or tgcf 🎤
RATING TGCF CHARACTERS BY HOW FEMME CAMP QUEEN PUSSY CUNT CUNT SLAY THEY ARE
DISCLAIMER: i dont know what im talking about. minor spoilers for book 3
XIE LIAN: has had at least one femme moment but idk about camp or queen and only a little pussy but pretty cunt cunt and slay overall. half credit for being the flower crowned martial god and half off for being a trash god of scraps 5/10
HUA CHENG: femme (known to take the form of a sexy evil woman) ✅️ camp (mayor of ghost city) ✅️ queen (mayor of ghost city) ✅️ pussy cunt cunt (youve read the book) ✅️ slay (c'mon) ✅️ overall 100000/10
MU QING: he is not femme he is vain and insecure he is not camp he is actually very self conscious he is not queen but well maybe a little queen and very pussy cunt cunt slay. 8/10
FENG XIN: unfortunately basically none of these words apply to him but he gets a point for suggesting that xianle citizens get jacked to combat human face disease that was kind of a camp moment imo 1/10
QI RONG: femme❌️ camp ❌️queen❌️ pussy cunt cunt ✅️ slay ❌️would have had more points if he was pink but hes green. i reformatted this post and forgot my rating umm 3.5/10
JUN WU: he is SO not femme camp queen pussy cunt cunt slay he is incel daddy dom 2014 tumblr -100000/10
SHI QINGXUAN: perfect score but didnt die like hua cheng so no extra credit 10/10
HE XUAN: he did die so +2 but not camp or pussy so -2 overall also 10/10
YIN YU: tbh even less femme camp queen pussy cunt cunt slay than feng xin except for when he told quan yizhen to kill himself 2/10
QUAN YIZHEN: none of the above 0/10 which is also a perfect score in a different way
LING WEN: all of the above AND girlboss but didnt die 100/10
PEI MING: tbh also kinda incel daddy dom 2014 tumblr but he canonically fucks so only like -2/10 (sorry to pei ming likers i am not one of you but he is very funny)
SHI WUDU: im gonna be real i havent reread black water arc in like 2 years i dont remember his personality very well at all ummm 3/10 he gave cunt he served he died
i cant think of any more characters ✌️
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I have never played this game, just watched people play it. It's a broken mess and just looks terrible to play through, so even as a long time FNAF fan, will not be getting the DLC.
I will say, from what I have seen so far of fan art of the DLC being released, I am intrigued by Roxy having a connection with the new MC. I think it would have been so fun to have a polished (functional) companion with Roxy like Greg was with Freddy.
Roxy by FAR had the most interesting shit going on out of the 3 corrupted animatronics. She was vain, cared only about her looks, and as a result her face got ripped to shreds, unable to see her own reflection was something. Unlike Chica and... Alligator man (I don't even remember his name tbh) who if I remember didn't have many connections. Chica lost her voice but I don't remember her having a "arc" where losing her Voice Box was significant to her character (asides from being an almost unused game mechanic when you put it in Freddy), and Alligator man... Lost his legs. Idk. I remember him being angry?
Point is Roxy had the strongest character out of the three, with her downfall thing into it. She cared only about her appearance and looks. However a lot of that was heightened by the Spring Trap Brainwashing (still not a fan of bringing him back btw ugh but whatever)
So having Roxy remember Cassie's birthday was... Honestly shocking. Out of character maybe but again, she was brainwashed into being more aggressive. Here I don't believe she is (going by spoilers not playing the game so I have no idea so take that with salt). She is normal and... Remorseful and sad for this little girl who she specifically remembers.
I honestly wished Roxy was found at the beginning, not brainwashed anymore and in disrepair after the end of the main game. Then Cassie would guide them both as Roxy still can't see, but recognizes Cassie's voice.
Roxy protects Cassie but Cassie has to direct her at the threats while she dishes, hides and weaves through the rubble. (Assuming the devs fixed their shit, I think they could make it work without it being a glitchy hell hole like Freddy was).
It would have been unexpected but a nice pairing, as Roxy is a fan favorite, and she has a connection with Cassie, which is more than I can say for Freddy and Gregory when they met.
Not gonna say it was wasted potential, but I wish they took that risk. I would have possibly played it, as I found Roxy's design fun, her voice actress to be good and overall way more likeable then Freddy.
At least they have Bonnie in this game now? Idk.
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when i was almost asleep guys started to do lovely things in my head, so, now when i'm awake i came to share it.
for skizz scott is so small and fragile. just like little kitten, that you want to hug and kiss, but little afraid to do something wrong. he hugs Scott to himself, touched by how tiny he is. have you seen how small scott's hands?
(and here i am, thinking about my gem au, there's might be spoilers, but whatever, i don't know where am i going 🙃)
skizz hugs lazuli, hiding from another gems, who's not that happy to see the leader of the flower resistance. why are they so mean? he apologised! to every single one of them! and really trying to become better!
"guys, stop being so mean! you making him feel worse! this thing is not his fault, stop!"
and scott is just really can't do anything in that moment, crying because both, that no one is believe him and hates him no matter how hard he trying and because how kind skizz is, because he fights with his family because they don't think scott is worthy of good treatment. but skizz thinks differently.
after that they'll sit in skizz's room...
"hey, don't even cry because of them, they're just fools that cannot see how beautiful you are! don't let them think that your efforts are in vain, it's not true!"
scott just broke and he needs some support to get back on his feet and be so much better than he was.
"why are you supporting me? it's hopeless..."
"no, it's not! stop listening to them! they don't understand you! i clearly see that you want to be a good person!"
he just become so loyal... like someone, who's on his way to hate scott again
i can't stop thinking about them. they makes me so sad and happy at the same time((
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SCREAMS CRIES GOING WOOOO YIPEE EVEN 🙌🙌
Skizz really is a golden retriever. It's been awhile since I've watched SU but he really is reminding me a little bit of Steven here -- guys, stop fighting! We can be friends!!
And if it is like SU, eventually everyone comes around, right? 🥺
YAH YEAH SCOTZMAN WOOOOOO
side note this is ur AU so obvs ur designs can be whatever u imagine them as but. skizz being big and buff and protective of scott 🥺🥺 this is just stuff that popped into my head, regarding my own headcanons, that i thought would entertain u:
i've tried to some? success?? i think? to try and show that my scott design isn't *that* much of a twink. i don't think im very good at it tbh but i wanted to get across that he was at least somewhat deceptively toned in the way a pro archer or ballet dancer would be. i think it would be more apparent if i drew him shirtless but idk if im brave enough for that lmao
but skizz is like. BUFF. and tall.
so scott is NOT used to getting picked up and swung over his shoulder and carried around etc. etc. and it ends up doubly flustering him. plus skizz is rough around the edges (i think he'd know his own strength enough to not hurt scott but he's not careful lol) and its a big contrast to what scott's used to. cus usually when people are that rough with him they're. trying to kill him.
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Howdy there! Been following for a while and enjoying the content! I just saw your recent post on Catholic Churches and I do feel there are some legitimate reasons and defenses for rather decorative and even extravagent churches and religious buildings. I think certain arguments involve these buildings intentionally distinct (excluding the obvious practicalities you mentioned in Church History, such as persecution). Sometimes I think the mass or churches as buildings become a little too informal, instead being treated as social gatherings first and foremost, and not places of worship. I also think certain arguments for beauty in a material or physical sense of worship, can be made as the bible is filled with many instances of beauty in worship (at least adequately so) being an important in praise (the temple as you mentioned).
Now I certainly see strong arguments for things becoming extremely superficial or focusing more on appearances or ritual than on faith and love for God and neighbor. I also think if there are fellow Catholics of mine being vain about Churches, than certain priorities may be out of order. I will just say that I think I have shifted a bit on this issue compared to how I used to view it. I also apologize if I've responded rather sloppily, its been a while since I've read up on apologetics on this issue, and I am not a super talented writer.
Again, I love the account and am glad I found it and the positive takes on fandoms, faith, and random wholesomeness XD
Hey! The discussion about whether or not worship buildings should be ornate is an needlessly fraught one. I think it's fine to seek to honor God by putting our best into everything we do for him. At the same time, there's always a lot of worthy causes the money and effort can be put towards, causes that glorify God just as much (and I won't ever deny that the Catholic church is capable of great acts of charity and can be very serious about its duties towards the poor, more so than many Protestant churches). So decorated buildings or not, what matters is always what's within, we can definitely agree on that. God repeatedly says He despises the rich offerings made to Him when they are made with unrepentant, proud hearts - but people can take pride in their austerity as a well, and the offering of their simplicity can be just as repellent to God if they think they're made superior by it 🤷
What really, really bothered me about the attitude towards church buildings that I came across is that Catholics were blaming Protestants for something they were historically directly responsible for. Protestants churches didn't use to be barren before they were forbidden to have any churches at all (and their possessions were confiscated) - and sure, that was a very long time ago, but it was plain dishonest (or really ignorant) of the person to act like the cultural difference came out of nowhere. If that person's american, it still doesn't change that the European history of the different denominations is what's shaped them to this day. (And that's without getting into how much Catholic churches were directly influenced by Roman paganism regarding the emphasis on statues and altars, which is a whole other can of worms. Still, it's very ironic to be told we're worshiping God wrong if we're at all critical of practices and imagery that can be traced to pagan syncretism. And by the way, mega-churches with smoke machines and light shows are just as pagan imo, and people who don't like those aren't 'spiritually sterile' either.)
I don't much care for buildings either way, I've been in utterly spiritually dead Protestant churches, I ever won't pretend they don't exist (I'm not Protestant either, in fact). But to hold fellow Christians in contempt because their worship buildings aren't pretty enough (very subjective and typically Eurocentric/American-centric tbh) is antithetical to everything Jesus, the Apostles and early Christians lived and died for.
Anyway, you've been very nice about it, and I'm glad you like my blog! The posts definitely weren't aimed at all Catholics, just the people making those outrageous claims.
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hi bree <33
i heard that you’re into Astarion and Nagito so i was like ooh you’ve got great taste! :D
then i was like ooh wait- do you think Astarion and Nagito are similar? (other than the white hair and the “pathetic lil meow meow” (/endearing) vibes they’ve got)
and what are the differences between them?
(no need to answer if you don’t feel like it lol i just got curious since i haven’t played Baldur’s Gate yet and am writing this on the spur of the moment haha)
have a great day/night! and remember to stay hydrated :)
This is a good question! Especially since it is actually kind of hard to boil down EXACTLY what my type is when it comes to fictional characters but here are my thots
They are similar in only a few aspects. obviously the white hair, skinny little guy situation (astarion has abs in the game but this is wrong and untrue. i have a mod installed to rectify this game breaking issue). Also TRAUMA, and how they deflect it. This is actually kind of more similar than you might think, UNTIL you look at the motivations.
so bare essentials, Astarion and Komaeda both do bad things as a way to regain control over their lives. For Astarion its more of a 'i lived a living hell for 200 years its time for me to have some fucking fun or die trying' where komaeda is doing it so he feels more in control of his own luck cycle.
similar, but also very very different.
I actually kind of think they would hate each other. Astarion uses a lot of manipulation tactics to try and gain the trust/protection of other people and i think tbh Komaeda is kinda unmanipulable. That kind of thing just wouldnt work on him, cause yeah, he will likely do anything you ask him to, but he will do anything that anyone asks him to, there is no exclusivity with him.
Also i think it would be funny for Komaeda to finally do some insane shit and Astarion would be like, "Oh good! What fun!" Komaeda would reply, "Ah! I am glad to have your approval, lets hope that this tragedy leads us all into a more hopeful future, don't you agree? :))" and Astarion would say, "Never mind! he still SUCKS!"
Astarion does bad things for a hee hee hoo hoo silly time, but komaeda always ascribes some weird bullshit to it and he would find that INSUFFERABLE. Astarion would also absolutely despise Komaeda self-deprecating tenancies, but is kind of vain, so as long as Komaeda compliments him enough i think he will survive, but he will complain the whole time.
anyway. this has been long. please play baldurs gate 3. im reblogging a lot of stuff about it on my main (Daveth-isnt-dead) if you are inchrested.
#/ask#thanks for asking lol#i am still thinking about komaeda#hes still knocking around in my head#but mostly astarion has taken up all the room for now lol
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You know it would be interesting if Poeisdon and especially Hades got hurt by Kronos again after being freed and that immediately would set off Zeus off. Mostly because he knows that freeing Kronos was his fault and he went back on his word and now his brothers are hurt again. And again Kronos like the last time goes after the youngest seeing him as the weak link. It would be something if Zeus screeches to his father not to harm his little brother again. Even if Hades tried to previously take over Olympus, I do think Zeus would hate seeing his father harm him again.
OMG THE ANGST YES
Tbh I think Hades has certainly gotten much stronger and wiser since his last encounter with his father, so I feel like he wouldn’t get too hurt. I guess what I mean is he wouldn’t get swallowed again like last time lol, but yeah Kronos could certainly hurt him and that would definitely bother him and give him like this inner complex he probably already kinda struggles with “Am I really that weak?” because compared to his older brothers is he a bit weaker than they are. Zeus has almighty powers and can cause storms and smite people with lightning bolts stopping even titans and Poseidon can control any body of water and defeat huge sea monsters. Hades mainly just has his fire powers and a bit of alchemy powers. But yeah, I feel like another fight against his dad and getting hurt or losing to him in some way would really trigger that in him. Like his dad went after him last time because he was the youngest and he was considered weaker and now he’s coming after him again? He’s still considered weak by his father after all these years?
I can totally see Hades going off at his father like:
Hades: I am NOT the weak little runt you thought I was, dad! Not anymore!
But omg yes Zeus getting all kinds of negative feelings from seeing his little brother hurt and it pretty much being all his fault because he was ignorant and didn’t listen to Hades’ warnings about freeing Kronos. Also both brothers being forced to work together to defeat their father even though Zeus probably still has beef with Hades over the siege of Olympus and Hades still hates Zeus for pretty much everything including freeing their father lol, having to put their differences aside so they can take him down. Though, I honestly feel like Hades would be making snarky remarks at Zeus while doing so like
Hades: You proud of yourself, bro!? Ya feel like “the man”!? I warned ya and you didn’t listen to me! Nobody ever-
Zeus: Now is not the time, Hades!
And UGH the fear and guilt he’d feel if Hades got hurt by Kronos, like that instinctual big brother protectiveness starts kicking in and he does everything to protect him (especially since Hades was most likely the first one to get swallowed by Kronos all those years ago and he didn’t want something like that to happen again). I can only imagine Hades’ thoughts if he heard or saw his brother trying to protect him, like he hates his brother so much and here he his trying to protect him after all he’s done. He’d probably be a jumble of emotions:
Confused: Because, like, why is he protecting me (Hades) after everything I’ve done to him? I tried to kill his only kid (he doesn’t know that, but still) and he’s out here risking everything for me.
Guilty: That’s his big brother, he’s family and Zeus is obviously willing to do anything to protect his little brother. Now here he is putting everything on the line to protect him and yet, he’s treated him so horribly and has thought of him as selfish and vain all this time. Maybe he should’ve been nicer to Zeus and had his back more often.
Angry: He’s a grown god and a powerful one at that, he doesn’t need to be protected! Especially not by Zeus! He’s just trying to make himself look good and make him feel weak! Also now in this time of crisis you’re gonna be nice and start caring about me (Hades)?
Surprised: He probably figured Zeus would want to let him get hurt. He’s been so cruel to the guy and Zeus is jerk to him. He wouldn’t really expect him to try and protect him after all he’s done.
Relieved: Maybe this won’t end horribly for Hades after all. And maybe Zeus isn’t that angry at him either if he’s willing to protect him.
Scared: Because he’s still secretly scared of his father and he doesn’t think his brothers are gonna do anything to help him if he gets hurt.
But yeah, at the end of the day, these gods are brothers and they’d do anything for each other in times like that. And Hades may have done some cruel things in the past, but he’s their little brother and nobody (especially not their father) is gonna hurt him.
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Thoughts on BG3 companions / people so far (not that far in game but have seen spoilers in other acts so basing on both those things)
Starting at the beginning of things
(Characters I have met already / know things about)
Us - SWEET BABY WHO I LOVE I WILL KEEP YOU FORVER OH MY GOD!
Losiir- Why can't I keep you I like you a lot more than Lae'zel can i switch her for you please?
Lae'zel - Really am on a meh state with her honestly I don't mind her as much as others do I feel like she'd go well with a character like DURGE because of how they both are violent / done with shit. Oh and the actress who plays her after watching interviews I will protect with my life.
Shart - (First who's idea was it to name her this XD) I actually like her a lot she's sweet and kind I just hate that I have to leave either her or Lae'zel behind when I make options most times lol. Oh and her with white hair is FUCKING YES PLEASE QUEEN
Astarion - Okay! So I have never liked Vampires in anything ever, nor do I like popular characters, I like those nobody likes tbh. HOWEVER after watching scenes with him I officially love this little shit head xD
Gale - I liked him at first however the more I have seen things later of him I REALLY do not like how vain he is / thinks he is better than you at magic and really anything. He's probably lower now on my list than Lae'zel.
Ethel- XD she makes me laugh and I kind of love her oh my god can we just be friends please why fight?
Karlach- Love a woman who can throw me over her shoulder like a ragdoll and also curses every 3 sentences like me X3
Wyll - T_T Why do you hate me *cries* i didn't do anything *Glances at Karalch still alive and that I want to fuck the devil* I DON'T GET IT?!
Raph - DADDY 👀that is literally all, just daddy
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CHARACTERS I HAVE SEEN BUT NOT MET
Harleep - Above same with Raph but like MORE SO O///o hello
Halsin- I honestly still find him cute >////< he reminds me of a character I like from another game series
Balduran? - Don't fucking judge me >///<
Kar'niss- Okay but like hear me out...I get it. 👀
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Sorry to my moots for the uncharacteristically aggressive spam
I just found out about a whole new form of discourse on this site and went on an absolute rampage. I do consider myself neurodivergent (but my neurodivergence specifically is low support needs) and I have EDS. And tbh some of my disabilities like EDS and gastroparesis and POTS (all “TikTok teen girl” sicknesses that are typically perceived as being very mild) are extremely disabling. Like can’t move, can’t eat, bend bound, cathed and tube fed w/ supplemental oxygen and a heart monitor that screams if I sit up a little bit too vertically level disabling.
I’m unequivocally physically disabled, and some parts of my disabilities are invisible
But I would never pick a fight with someone who also has a severe disability for talking about accessibility issues that aren’t about me.
I personally don’t have intellectual disabilities, so I don’t go into their spaces like “yeah, but why aren’t you talking about people with chronic pain??” because I literally know the answer. It’s because they’re simply talking about something that isn’t about me, as they are entitled to do
In the exact same vain, I wouldn’t go up to someone with (completely hypothetically) an SCI and be like “how dare you talk about your needs without also talking about EDS 😡😡”
I have EDS. I might comment something like “yes, wheelchair accessible sidewalks would be very helpful to people with EDS as well.” But I’m not gonna attack them for talking about something they need just because I don’t also need it.
And I’m certainly not going to feel personally attacked because they seem “sicker” than me. Pain Olympics is dumb, but let’s be so so so fr, some people simply are sicker than others. And while that doesn’t invalidate less sick people and they absolutely deserve support as well and I’m actively an activist for people in that kind of middle area of “too sick to be involved in society” but “not sick enough to qualify for hospice care” that is no reason to attack people who DO need the absolute highest level of support structures for needing them.
I confess that I too am sick and tired of the “quirky” level 1 neurodivergent teens on TikTok dominating the entire conversation on disability. I’m on the quirky-not-seriously-disabled end of the neurodivergence spectrum, and trust me, it is nothing even comparable to severe physical, genuinely life threatening disability. It doesn’t mean adhd isn’t real, but it does mean you need to shut up and stop speaking over people in conversations about truly truly crippling disability. That’s not you. You deserve to talk about your fidget toys, but take it elsewhere. I’m tired of conversations that are on genuinely life or death issues being overtaken by people with mild anxiety/depression. Stop acting like executive dysfunction is equal to your body literally shutting down. Losing consciousness if you move wrong. Your heart actually literally tapping out. Neurodivergence isn’t even fundamentally the same thing as physical disability. Like it’s a whole separate issue. It’s not more or less important, it’s just a totally unrelated phenomenon
Or even if you have mild EDS or arthritis and your joints kinda hurt. That’s a real issue and you deserve support, but it doesn’t justify taking over every single discussion
Just be comfortable being okay with some things being not about you. The existence of people with visible disabilities isn’t a threat to those with invisible disabilities
#yes we should all be supportive of each other#but if you attack someone for trying to advocate for something they personally need#they’re justified in clapping back#not because you’re less sick than them#just because you’re an asshole#and you can be an asshole regardless of how disabled you are or aren’t
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Hello i would love to try Sulyen's route in a dating sim✨️
@mystery-salad
first of all, uh. im sorry. SKJHFIOJGADJFKH
this man is so hard to get an ACTUAL romance good ending with because hes such a bitch KSHFGSIDUHF.
(I hope u did mean Sulyen and not Sugyn, but i AM gonna use this as an excuse to answer for both anyway <;3)
SULYEN
Sulyen is so so very vain and stuck up and obsessed with himself and such a bitch about it tbh BUT
His route is a LOT of nice dinners and opera house dates and underground concert dates around Cantha. He's got a "human-sona" he uses in Cantha, as he is a mesmer AND not there legally. No one knows he's actually a sylvari. He's also, a "pop star" in cantha so you get some VIP perks from dating him.
The trick to earning his favor is telling him what he wants to hear.
How handsome and pretty and better than everyone else he is so he can gloat and say "I knoow~" The more expensive the gifts you can get him, the better. He's also extremely bratty, and will pout and complain EVERYTIME you DONT give him what he wants. He's not very good with boundaries either. :/ He won't cross any hard lines because he NEEDS people to like him but he IS pushy along with being a brat. He'll give up eventually.
BAD ENDING - this happens from you, uh,,,,, being a normal person and finding him a little. too much. LMFAO You wanted him to treat you like you were an equal to him from the start and he was NOT having it. He is CLEARLY better than everyone else ALWAYS. Alternatively, you asked for basic respect a little further down the line of your relationship together and he obliged but you still didn't enable him enough and he lost interest once someone new started showering him in praise and affection. He is, unfortunately or, fortunately, depending on the person I GUESS LMAO, Just Like This.* (He is starved of real affection BUT it doesn't excuse the way he behaves and he won't change. It's somewhat motivated by insecurity but he won't ever unlearn his bad habits. He's Just Like This despite the original motivation behind his behavior.)
GOOD ENDING - You enabled him the entire time BUT you weren't a door mat for him to walk all over. You set hard boundaries and played the games, you demanded respect from him and he liked the confidence behind it and obliged. You got him so many gifts; beautiful flowers, delicious food like bean buns and sweet pastries, beautiful jewelry etc. He liked how confident you were in challenging him now and again despite still drowning him in praise and affection.
You've ended up with a mutual respect with him despite the fact that he IS still a bitch through and through, and extremely vain. and stuck up. and annoying. Atleast he's less annoying now and shares the spotlight with you a little more and a little more often.
SUGYN
BONUS ROUND!!! (just incase and also cause its fun >:3)
Sugyn's route includes a lot of secret hideaway meetups and exchanging note / letters silently. She'll leave letters and gifts on your desk in the dead of night and you'll find them in morning, wondering how she even got in. (*not personal desk inside your house, think more like your office in a room of the pact's current base of operations.) He'll also drag you away in the afternoons or middle of the night for a quiet walk to chat about life lately. Or even just whatever you both have on your mind. She enjoys reliable trustworthy company. She'll do subtlety affectionate things only you know how to spot, or know the meaning of. That specific little smile when she spots you, that specific little adjustment of her hair / clothing when she spots you looking her way, etc.
She enjoys reliable, trustworthy, honorable company. To her, the order of whispers IS honorable, as they do what must be done to ensure the safety of the orders and others lives no matter the cost or outward appearance of the order. If you're in The Pact and get sent out on a dangerous mission, she's going to trail your squad in secret and eliminate any unaccounted threats. He can't help it, he needs to make sure you're safe.
She's the quiet sort and will happily listen to you talk her ear off about anything for hours. She's independent as well, and won't want to spend every moment with you.
BAD ENDING - You didn't trust her. You didn't let her in, you let her outward looks convince you she's bad news. You didn't let her wander or disappear once in awhile. Ultimately, you didn't trust her. She felt hurt and a little betrayed, and ghosted. Completely ignoring your existence.
GOOD ENDING - You DID trust her, you let her see your most vulnerable self and she gave you the same sight in return. You talked about your fears and concerns, you loved eachother but respected her needs and in turn, she gives back whatever she can. You didn't let his looks convince you he wasn't really in love with you- "he just needed to use you for something." You now have a cat-coded knife wife who will do anything to keep you safe <3 She'll comfort you through the darkest of times and love you fully and dedicatedly, even through her quiet times where she needs to disappear for awhile. She'll leave you notes telling you where she'll be or how long she'll be gone now. So you aren't ever truly lonely.
#thewordboxresponse#TYVM FOR THE SECOND ASK FOX!! <3#oc: sulyen (he/him)#oc: sugyn (he/her)#ocposting
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I may take a bit to reply today or maybe not reply at all. I have the little silly dancers in their silly little dancing all up in my head today throwing molotov cocktails left and right and committing their pretty war crimes (arson mostly) all over while I just sit there waving a tiny white flag of surrender reading smut or poetry — or both at the same time, idgaf maybe idk. >:
So yeah, I'm not mad or ignoring anyone on purpose, I just am unable to do so today. Filling my head with comfort thots of bath-time with old man Plo and having his 18239128390128319083 babies — will also dabble so heavily on the creation of said babies , which is always a delight.
So if you're ever wondering if Plo's gonna be alright. No, he will not be alright. He will be on Duchii duty 24/7 beginning this hour. Will do things 100/10 to him frfr. He will be tired nd spent. But will be very much loved ♥♥♥ Send prayers LOL
Triggers be wild today again — getting a little bit more too handle with each day this week. Extra spicy. And I wonder if it was triggered by the text incident which happened again recently or it's because it just decided to.
It's the shittiest reason tbh. "it just decided to" — it's as if my brain suddenly just got bored and is all "Can't be happy all the time, babydoll. Why don't we make you extra neurotic today." And it does that silly dance that in spite of "it" — my brain, being a harbinger of bad news, I find the silly dance silly cute.
It's silly. It's the silly dancer. Just that little cute thing dancing while throwing molotov cocktails left and right in their little silly dance. I can't really hate them because they be so silly cute. But they're setting everything on fire and idk if I like that. I probably don't because then I have to do something about it. Actually do something about it.
I've cleaned though. I probably would again to extinguish the fire. Take out the meats from the fridge and clean the clean fridge. Put it back, stack them, and wait for god-knows how long before I do it again because oh my god, I seriously need a bigger fridge and it has to be done properly; always three — never more, never less.
And then the shower and bath conundrum on which takes precedence because I will do both. All inhibitions are out the door now, but I like it. I love water, you see? So bath and shower is like double the fun, double the fantasy maybe? Team Rocket from Pokemon but like, bath/shower maybe?
I wanna read though. Write too. Maybe watch. But it's there. The silly dancing silliness which makes me incapable of doing that. I'm just grateful they're kind enough to make me work when it's work time?
It's not a sad or pitiful thing in my opinion because it's me. They're little silly dancing silliness of me. I'm at peace with my shit, a condition I don't even know maybe? But I'm okay with it.
I'm okay with not seeing who's in the mirror. Like who's face is that because I love myself. I love wearing comfy clothing, love not wearing pants when I'm at home, love the marks on my body because I'm not exactly slender? Love my goddamn thighs that I'm afraid of scratching them? I'm okay with feeling like I'm on autopilot sometimes. I love watching my fingers shake sometimes because idk man, they're pretty gorgeous if you ask me.
I love them all. Love it more than I can and try to manage them no matter how many times they come back. Love it even when I cry because biiitch lemme tell you, I look cute AF when I cry. Real 'fuckmeupdaddy' face when I cry — I'm also equally unhinged all the time so. This is no surprise >:
I'm not vain or anything, but I've just come to terms with who I am and what can I offer. I don't shy away from compliments all the time because if you believe I'm that, I should always remember to have the moral compass to do the same. If you think I'm cute, then bitch yass. Because I owe it to myself for making it this far to put myself down.
So yes. Maybe I am gonna shower-bath at the same time. Remorsefully cut my nails for my own safety.
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And here it is. I wrote all of that with the silly dancing molotov throwing arson committing silliness bebbis and they're just sat there all cute like 'awww did you burn me out off that wip I was actually enjoying, you cute little monster?" and they be so cute about like 'maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe'.
And now the wip and me is on fire and this cute little dancing silliness is just there silly dancing all cute and silly.
So now we're at an impasse and there's only one thing left to do.
Eat the little silly dancing silliness so they're back in their intricate little boxes. Cute little silly dancing shits they are, but I love them?
#♝#personal#tbd maybe idk i might keep t and check my progress?#see how many hours it took to be ok? yep yep#lezzgoo
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roach & izzy drabble, 1187 words
A/N: sadistic torture-loving cook-doctor and masochistic toe-eating first mate??? HELLO???? it writes itself ahksjtahk
tbh i rly wanna write roach and izzy knifeplay one day but until then have this gen drabble. cw: playfully implied cannibalism
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“Baddie gotcha good, eh?” Roach comments as he pokes and prods about Izzy’s gut wound, assessing the damage as fast as he can.
“Ffffuck you,” Izzy slurs. “Am I… gonna die?”
“Hmm, maybe,” Roach says cheerfully. “Can’t promise either way.” He immediately starts fiddling butcher’s twine between clever fingers and a fishhook to knot stitches deep inside Izzy’s belly.
“Fuck! Fuck…” Izzy’s eyes are rolling in their sockets. “Done in by… fuckin’...” he trails off into muttered incoherence.
“Stay awake, Boss-man,” Roach hums with no real urgency in his voice, hands steady and skillful. “D’you wanna be fish-meat?”
“Nnn… No…”
“You’d rather be man-meat?” Roach continues, nonsensically.
Izzy’s brow is creased in confusion and pain. “Man…?”
“If you die I’ll cook you,” Roach promises. “Feed you to the crew.” He’s grinning and Izzy’s vision is tunnelling so much Roach’s teeth gleam in that darkness, his voice distorted. “Izzy à l’Orange.”
“What…” Izzy shakes his head, shaken and more than a little bit terrified. “No… fuck you…”
“Captain would like it,” Roach says, and he’s gratified when that gets Izzy’s attention. “Yeah, he likes oranges, y’know.”
“Ed does?” Izzy sounds dazed. His pupils are so dilated and his eyes so lost they look like they belong on a fish. Roach has filletted many fish, he’d know.
“Loves ‘em,” Roach agrees, not having the heart to correct Izzy on exactly which Captain he was talking about. “Made me make a forty-orange cake once.”
“What…” The spell of Izzy’s devotion is broken, and now he just looks sweaty, pale, and extremely constipated. “Fuckin'… waste…”
Roach laughs out loud. If Izzy’s still energetic enough to be pissed, odds are in their favour. “Super wasteful, but super tasteful!” He soaks another rum-heavy handkerchief inside Izzy and huffs triumphantly when there’s only a couple of spots left bleeding. Either Roach’s got all the bleeds or Izzy’s heart’s giving up the ghost and he’s not long for this world. Either way, Roach’s job is almost done.
“Wasteful…” Izzy echoes, groggily. “Fuck’s sake…”
“I don’t let anything go to waste,” Roach confesses. “Even this is something to learn from.” He’s practicing le point devant on Izzy’s belly fat and plans on doing le surjet on his skin, and they’re coming out fucking beautiful, if he does say so himself. “So if you die, it’s not gonna be in vain, yeah?”
Izzy’s bottom lip wobbles, and oh, that’s interesting. “Don’t wanna… die…”
“Then don’t,” Roach says simply. “Or I’ll fucking roast you.” He’s almost done with this line, and it’s a damn shame no one’s ever gonna see it, ‘cause it’s fine ass work. “I’ll sauté you with sauerkraut and ginger ale, feed you to your Captain.”
Izzy’s belly trembles and Roach takes a second to glance up at Izzy’s face because he’s expecting a death rattle, not a giggle. And yeah, Izzy’s fucking giggling.
“You like that, little man?” Roach says, grinning a bit because who wouldn’t, seeing Izzy Hands do that?
“Fffuck you,” Izzy wheezes.
“I’ll take that into consideration,” Roach says primly, and finishes up with a flourish. “And done! Rest is up to you, Boss-man.”
Izzy blinks up at him, slow on the uptake because a good chunk of his lifeblood has spilled across the deck and down the stairs and all over Roach’s kitchen, but he’s alert enough ‘cause he starts wriggling his ass trying to scooch off the dinner-cum-surgical table, and it’s both fucking hilarious and really fucking sad.
“Ey, ey, calm down,” Roach says. “Wait till Wee John comes back, he’ll carry you to your room.”
“Fuck off,” Izzy says groggily. “I can… myself…”
“Sit your ass down,” Roach barks, and is gratified when Izzy immediately stills and stops trying to leave. “I didn’t fuckin’ waste a good amount of tonight’s cookin’ twine on you just for you to ruin my hard work. So chill out, man. Want a cookie?”
“Excuse me?” Izzy croaks.
“It’s an experiment,” Roach says, and plops a biscuit into Izzy’s mouth. Which Izzy promptly spits out, like a fucking child. “Hey! Don’t fucking waste food!”
“Sorry,” Izzy says meekly, and huh, that’s new.
“You better be,” Roach says grouchily, retrieving the biscuit, eyeing it, then shrugging and eating it himself. Five second rule! “Well, I think it’s pretty good,” he says with his mouth full. “Bit bloody ‘cause your blood’s on it, but not bad. Sure you don’t want some?”
Izzy’s eyes are half-mast and blown out and he’s paler than usual and that’s saying something ‘cause he’s already a pasty ass white man, so Roach isn’t really expecting him to participate much, but Izzy continually surprises him with his endurance ‘cause he sounds pretty coherent when he says, “Yeah, okay.”
“Yeah?” Roach says brightly. “Awesome! Here, chew on this.”
Izzy opens his mouth obediently and oh, that’s doing something for him. Roach places his lovingly handcrafted cookie on Izzy’s tongue and then it disappears into his mouth, and gosh, his eyelashes are quite long. For a filthy fucking colonizer, that is. Izzy chews on Roach’s masterpiece, slow and contemplative-like. Like a cow, or a goat, or just a man beset by immense blood loss.
“So?” Roach asks eagerly, juggling his butcher’s knife to keep himself busy. “Good, bad? Ugly?”
Izzy’s eyes are following the knife, like he’s hypnotized. Or, y’know, missing half his weight in liquids. All the while, chew, chew, chewing and saying fuck all, not even an insult! That’s most insulting of all!
“Sweet, not sweet enough?” Roach says, increasing in hysteria. “Gimme somethin’ man, you can tell me it sucks!”
Izzy swallows, and it looks like it’s hurting him. “It’s fine,” Izzy croaks.
“Oh, it’s awful, I know it,” Roach says, and stabs his knife three centimeters deep into his cutting table. “Fuckin’ bloodtrade sugarcane shit. Ruins everything.”
“It’s… fine…” Izzy repeats, slowly. “Just… bit dry…” Then he sways, and oof, of course, Izzy’s dehydrated to hell and back, huh?
“Yeah, yeah,” Roach grumbles. “You’d better try it when you’re feeling better, then, ‘cause I’m not taking that ‘fine’ as a final grade. My pride’s at stake here!”
“Okay,” Izzy says, and then his eyes roll to the back of his head and whoops, Roach catches him just in time, ‘cause Izzy’s swooned. Close call! It’d’ve really sucked to have had to stitch Izzy’s skull down if he’d brained himself, ‘cause those bad boys bleed like stuck pigs and Izzy doesn’t have much blood left to go around.
“Oy,” Roach grumbles. “You made me drop my knife, man.”
Izzy doesn’t even have the grace to apologize for it. But Roach forgives him, ‘cause he’s unconscious and all. Wee John’s taking a long goddamn time, and Roach needs his dinner table for cooking tonight’s feast. So he flexes his muscles and hoists Izzy into his arms like a sheep ready for shearing and takes him to the corner, where Roach’s own nap-cot is. It’s not much but it’ll keep Izzy out of the way. If Roach tucks him in a little, then that’s cause he doesn’t want his hard work ruined by getting food stuff on it. Nothing more than that.
(fin for now)
#karaii fic#ofmd#i simply adore roach xddd#i want him to interact more with izzy damnit#i wonder how many interesting exchanges they had behind the scenes....#since roach is both cook and doctor he must've interacted with izzy one on one at some point!!!!#gimme more roach/izzy darnit!!!!#i gotta be the change i wanna see in the world 😤#rizzy
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Ask game : 🍓🍋🍈
🍓What's a fic you've written you feel is underrated?
Ummmmm. I don’t really feel like any of mine have been? I don’t see my writing that way. Is there one I was most proud of and didn’t get a lot of feedback on? Wait I lied! I really liked my Claudia/Madeleine fic. And it’s my lowest read one but I do understand why. I’m proud of it because I wrote it differently and I had a poem flow through it.
🍋What's your favorite spicier trope to write?
Maybe to be more explicit in general. I tend to go vague and add emotions in more than actual things happening. It’s something I am working on. Also perhaps a bdsm aspect. I think those are cool to read about tbh. Would like to try writing it more. I attempted in my last fic but tested the waters.
🍈Who's your blorbo and what are some of your favorite headcanons/ideas about them that repeatedly show up in your fics? Free pass to rant about blorbo opinions.
I cannot choose!!!!!! OH GOD. Let me go with Lestat. Because I’ve worked so hard on him in my own modern Loustat series.
Lestat journals. He journals nightly and he writes about his thoughts and his feelings and it makes him feel good but he also works on his penmanship because he has messy writing and wants it to be prettier because he is vain even in that way lol.
Lestat, when traveling, buys Louis a snow globe from wherever he is and they have a bookshelf full of them.
Lestat writes his music first on the piano, all alone, and then later collabs with the band. He also has a lot of songs he will never share with anyone because they’re so personal.
Lestat likes to be the little spoon. He loves to be held. He also likes to have Louis wash his hair when they are in the bath. It makes him happy and it’s an intimate thing for them.
Letsat also enjoys buying Louis clothes but this is a waste because Louis doesn’t want anything he buys. Which pisses him off but he deals with it.
Lestat is so into FaceTime because he gets to see Louis even when he is far away and he requests sexy time but Louis usually says no. Much to his chagrin.
A lot of this is going to be in a future fic. 👀
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