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scrollonso · 20 days

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just finished Fernandos birthday chapter, now I should probably write the 4 chapters I have to post before that one

#i love it sm #seriously #its smutty #but fluffy #but it starts with angst #its everything #f1 #formula 1 #lance stroll #aston martin #fernando alonso #strollonso #ls18 #fa14 #first kiss au

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oh-hell-help-me · 10 months

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OKAY! I admit that YouTube has been addicting with the plethora of reptile videos!

It started with research for certain details of cute reptile facts (you know why). I came upon the concept of weird reptile pets and then ended up 'aw'ing over an Emotional Support Alligator an old man has bonded with him in Cheetos and chicken legs. It's so wholesome!

And then I was searching the depths of the chocolate and alligator debate.

Like, there is a long-standing argument of whether or not alligators can consume chocolate safely, and the debate is topsy turvy with cases of other alligators/crocodiles who have lived off chocolate-containing foods and SURVIVED, but that tells me nothing about immediate or long-term effects!

Like, I know they literally can eat anything from how I've seen some go after car tires (don't ask), but this whole thing has been setting off my brain for possibilities in how this applies to Bowser (and Koopas in general).

They're reptile-ish turtle-dragon-things that seem to have some gator-croc features. SO-

Let's talk about dietary restrictions, and how that can translate to the split of palates between Bowser and Luigi!

Canonically, Bowser is omnivorous, with the same tastes as humans if the cookies, meat, and other various foodstuffs seen in-game and official art are to be believed.

But otherwise? There isn't any info that would dispute the need to eat rocks like a chicken to grind food in a special organ (for Bowser to have an excuse for why he eats otherwise questionable objects in "Bowser's Inside Story"). I would LOVE to see Luigi be utterly flummoxed by the sight of Bowser taking bites out of boulders or casually shoveling in gravel!

There isn't a direct dispute for Bowser to not also include insects to that diet, like a lot of small lizards do! People also eat insects (usually crickets, spiders, and the rare scorpions), but I assume that either Luigi would be too squeamish to watch any Koopa eat it, or maybe make the effort to accept it (like, using Cricket Flour for baking)!

There is no fact that goes against Bowser actually liking raw/scrambled eggs instead of fried eggs, which he explicitly states to hate in "Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door"! Heck, it could be like Movie!Mario's thing with mushrooms, but in a way where Luigi will thoughtfully accommodate him for family-cooked meals!

Anyone could also fit in some restrictions for Luigi! Like, for sickfic/angst reasons, maybe an allergy that shows up when he does his best to eat 'normally' at first but has it backfire (as things do for him)! And Bowser could encourage him (yell at him with love) to ask for alternative food because gosh dang it Luigi you are now bedridden-!

Anyone could also give the Koopa's a high metabolism, so calorie-packed meals are the norm and the constant craving of a lot of food can add to some kitchen bonding with high-calorie meals! And the fact that some Italian dishes (i.e. not all) are considered calorie dense can be a thing to add to the roster of meals that don't overload the Koopa palette!

Just- a lot of things to do with food! In a fluffy way!

#bowuigi #and #dietary restrictions #but fluffy #luigi x bowser #bowser x luigi #bowigi

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radiohead-spiderman · 4 months

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Jily is so very deer(haha) to me

There is so so much angst in their relationship and no one in this fandom sees it, I dare say it’s angstier than pandalily, I dare say it’s angstier than marylily, I dare say it’s angstier than jegulus even

Before I get yelled at for that; I can and will make a whole essay on why jily is ONE OF the angstiest ships in the fandom