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Lily: This year, I'm not gonna insult anyone...probably.
Sirius: This year, I'm going to confess my love for someone!
James: Well, this year, I'm going to be the best friend I can, and listen to all my friends when they talk!
Peter: Uhmm...I guess I'm gonna stand up for myself this year. What about you two?
Regulus: Oh, this year we aren't gonna hide the bodies anymore! Have fun finding the occasional corpse!
Remus: Or call any of you names while talking with each other.
Regulus: Or murdering people without any of you knowing.
Remus: Not that we have.
Lily: ...You've been gossiping without me? How come I didn't know about this?
Regulus: Oh, might have been while you were sick. Sorry, Lily.
James, laughing nervously: So we aren't gonna talk about them murdering people?
Everyone: ...
James, now scared: Oh...haha...good.
Sirius: Nobody told him?
James: Wh- what?! 😰
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Halloween Shit Post Because It's Tomorrow And Why Not:
Jegulus <3
James: Woah, how'd you make the skeleton look so realistic? I wish I had that decoration too...
Regulus: ...Decoration?
James:
Regulus:
James: What.
Barty and Evan: Reggie! We got some more dead bodies! Where should we put them?
Regulus: NOT RIGHT NOW!
James: Reggie..? 😨
James: Is this...
Evan: It's exactly what you think it is.
Barty: Ignore how you witnessed this. Or else you're next...
James: 😥
#dead gay wizards#marauders incorrect quotes#marauders#sunseeker#starchaser#jegulus#slytherin skittles#slytherin
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Hiiii guyssss I'm back after monthssss!
Ehehshhehshshehehdwhheywyeehgegeheh
Regulus: ...I wanna kick that child.
Pandora: You mean...the nice Ravenclaw...who's talking to James?
Regulus: What? No, I'm talking about James. How dare he let her flirt with him!
Pandora: ...
Regulus: ...
Pandora: ...
Regulus: ...He's my boyfriend, not hers! >:(
#dead gay wizards#marauders incorrect quotes#why am i doing this#marauders#send help#starchaser#jegulus#sunseeker
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Reggie and Remus in the Library:
Regulus: So. How would you react if I said I was dating your bestfriend?
Remus: Which one?
Regulus: ...James.
Remus: Well, I'm dating your brother.
Regulus: Sirius? Really?
Remus: Yup.
Platonic Moonwater, bitches.
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At a Griffindor Party:
James: Huh, where's Evans?
Sirius: Over there with Remus.
MeAnWhiLE wiTH tHe DrUnK BesTiES✨
Lily: Remus...
Lily: I *hic* I think I'm a bit... Bit gay...
Remus: Oh. Same.
Lily: ...wait WHAT?!
Lily: You're- *hic* Gay?
Remus: Yeaahh! Though... I *hic* think I'm bi... Maybe?
Lily: Yeahh... Like, I like men, but then... Womennnn...
Remus: See? This... This is why you're my bestie.
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I just posted it 10 seconds ago 😂
Thx tho, and I love your posts >:)
Y'all I left for school and came back to this.
Best fucking early birthday present.
Love ya guys n' stay safe! ❤
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Y'all I left for school and came back to this.
Best fucking early birthday present.
Love ya guys n' stay safe! ❤
#250 likes#tumblr milestone#thank you#dead gay wizards#marauders incorrect quotes#why am i doing this#shit post
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Remus, pointing at Sirius and Regulus in their animagus forms: Carpets with legs.
Remus, going back to bed: That's all.
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Sirius: Wait, how'd that black cat get in?
Lily: Oh, don't worry, I just adopted it.
Remus: Lily still doesn't know what she's gonna call him.
Sirius: You know, I feel like I've seen that cat before...
LaTeR✨
Lily: So. Reggie, dear. What shall we call your adorable animagus form?
Regulus: Something that isn't stupid.
Lily: Alright, Lark :)
Regulus: At this point I don't care anymore.
Remus: Imagine if Sirius or James found out.
Lily: I swear if you tell them I'm gonna kill you, you little bitch-
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Sirius, Regulus, Pandora and James sitting in Griffindor common room:
Sirius: Have I ever told you, you're the best brother I could ask for?
Pandora: Aww, that's so nice to say that to Reggie...
Regulus: He was talking to James.
James: ...huh?
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Hermione: When I say my cat is fat, I mean you can use him when you need to lift weights.
Hermione, cuddling with Crookshanks: But that's exactly why I love him. 😊
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Regulus: So why the hell am I here.
Lily: You'd better have a good explination, James.
James: I'm so confused... I love you, Lily but I also love Reggie romantically 🥺
Regulus: Awww... Did you hear that, Lily? You're loved!
Lily: Shut up Regulus, you bitch-
James: GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS!
Sirius: Yes, Jamie?
James: NOT YOU-
Sirius: 🥺
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For the Jily lovers 😊
James: Lily...
Lily: What did you do?!
James: It was an accident!
Lily: HOW DID YOU LOSE HARRY?!
James: I DON'T KNOW?!
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Regulus: Fuck you. I'm gonna kill you!
Also Regulus: I love you Jamie 🤭
James:
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James: Nooo, I'm sorry, don't leave meeeee!
Regulus: Bitch I was lucky enough to get you, I despise most people as it is-
Regulus: I'm glad you think so much of me that you think I would be able to get another date.
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Sirius: I think I'm gay.
Bellatrix: ...Ok?
Narcissa: What's your point?
Sirius: You...aren't gonna tell?
Andromeda: We already knew you were gay.
Regulus: Aren't all of us gay..?
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Lily: Sometimes, I'm so mad I could kick a child.
Remus: Who wouldn't?
Lily:
Remus:
Remus: What?
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