Tell Me It's Not Too Good To Be True 

Buck had texted Tommy in their group chat that they were going to be late when the negotiations pushed them into their first hour of OT. Tommy had replied with a quip about the last one home buying dinner. Eddie had pressed down on the message until a little heart popped up on the side. Then the hostage-taker had agreed to let first responders in to rescue a wannabe hero who’d been bleeding out on the floor from a gunshot for over three hours.

BTHB Prompt: Pistol Whipping for BTHB Fics and @badthingshappenbingo

Rated: G | One Shot | Words: 9,690 | Eddie's POV

Buck: Did you guys know there are benefits to threesomes? Tommy: Oh yeah? Like what? Eddie: Please don't say team building or I'll kick you Buck: Nope, I was gonna say my dick gets to be inside at least one of your asses at some point so I guess those benefits are really just for me

Tommy watching Buck and Eddie and realizing that a threesome is going to be much more achievable than he thought.

yeah. yes. like, he's had the thought in passing, of course. who wouldn't? you have two gorgeous guys—one of whom is your best friend, one of whom is your boyfriend—and at least two thirds of your little trio are queer. so. he's thought about it, of course. in the shower when he's jerking off before work or when he needs to wind down before bed, he's thought of having eddie's cock down his throat while buck fucks him from behind.... and he's thought of having eddie on his back while buck fucks eddie's throat... and... well. basically, point is, tommy has thought about it in extensive detail. but it's always been just a thought, you know? nothing that reaches beyond the boundaries of his mind. except.

then he sees them at the bachelor party and it's like a light goes on in his head. because he knew buck and eddie were buckandeddie, i mean. you can't be in close proximity to the 118 and not know. but NOW he sees them in action—sees the way they're freakishly synchronized and the way they lean in to each other like they just can't help it... sees the way there's this unspoken tether between them that's starting to look more and more like hunger, like yearning the longer it pulls tighter and tighter—and he's like. oh. this could be fun. so something sexy comes on—some sensual music with a lot of bass and buck and eddie are just kind of dancing together casually. not on each other, just near each other. and tommy is like... huh. time to make myself apart of that sandwich. so he goes over and kisses buck. and i mean REALLY kisses buck—tongue and saliva and a little bit of teeth—and when he pulls back, eddie is staring at them with such a hungry and intense gaze that tommy feels his cock twitch. and he raises his eyebrows at eddie, and it's kind of a challenge, kind of a question—"you wanna?"—and eddie looks at buck, because of course he does, so tommy looks at buck, and the "you can say no if you want to" look passes between them. but buck is turned on. tommy can see it clear as fucking day. and buck shrugs, pupils blown and a little breathless, and it's permission, it's a "go for it." so tommy wraps his hand around the back of eddie's neck and hauls him into a kiss and feels him go absolutely boneless beneath his touch and. yeah. kissing buck is tommy's favorite thing in the world but kissing eddie is a close second. tommy is still kissing eddie when he feels his boyfriend come up behind him and run his hands up and down his body, from his chest down to his cock and back up again. and buck is making these barely-audible noises in tommy's ear and eddie is swaying forward, breathing heavily like he's trying to crawl inside tommy's mouth, and tommy is so turned on there's a slight possibility he might die from it and...

yeah. yeah. they fuck nasty. poor chimney rip

Tease Tidbit Tuesday 💫

Tagged by @theotherbuckley 🩵

Another story to add to the Buck’s Boyfriends collection. So if BuddieTommy isn’t your thing, keep scrolling. Thanks to Nolan for the idea!

Missing Sweater (1.4K)

His search leaves him coming up empty handed though, and Tommy plants his hands on his hips as he stares at the various clothing in his closet. It was a chillier day, and he wanted to put on one of his sweaters, except he wanted a specific one. The one he currently couldn’t find.

OR: Tommy and his missing sweater.

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NP tagging: @hippolotamus, @actualalligator, @actuallyitsellie, @perfectlysunny02, @bidisasterevankinard, @spotsandsocks, @fortheloveofbuddie, @alliaskisthepossibilityoflove, @daffi-990, @jesuisici33, @cal-daisies-and-briars, @exhuastedpigeon, @theplaceyoustillrememberdreaming, @monsterrae1, @epicbuddieficrecs, @elvensorceress, @eddiebuckley-diaz, @eddiebabygirldiaz, @wildlife4life, @evanbegins, @devirnis, @loveyouanyway, @watchyourbuck, @loserdiaz, @excuseme-greentea, @wikiangela, @scknight05, @dangerpronebuddie, @kitteneddiediaz, @underwaterninja13, @bigfootsmom 🩵

Three tickets to Challengers please

bite your tongue (choke yourself to sleep)

Rating: E | Word Count: 6.2k | Pairing: Buck/Eddie/Tommy

Summary (NSFW):

Buck and Eddie are no strangers to porn. It’s not that they’re unhappy, or looking for something, or whatever. It’s simply a matter of practicality— They have a son. They have full time jobs. They’re tired, more often than not, at the end of their shifts. So it’s easier (and, frankly, more relaxing) to come home, snuggle up on the bed, and give each other handies to the tune of some guy getting railed on Pornhub. It’s satisfying, it’s easy, it’s oddly domestic, somehow. Regardless of justification, the end result is that they do, in fact, watch a lot of porn. They’re kind of connoisseurs, at this point. They have favorite channels, they drop by individual pornstar sites, they’ve even paid for cams when they feel like treating themselves. Of course, they never considered the possibility of running into someone they knew.

if you had told me a year ago that I'd be ass over teakettle in love with the idea of buddie in a polyamorous relationship with tommy kinard, I would've laughed in your face

now I'm screaming crying throwing up about this !!!!! incredible work, fic writers

y'know I've been thinking about buddie a lot since buck being bi became canon and as much as I love bucktommy I really wonder if/how they can make it endgame. my biggest concern right now is that buddie makes so much sense narratively that anything else would feel forced because for bucktommy (or buckanyoneelse) to be endgame it'll feel like eddie will never find love. I don't necessarily think that's true but it will feel like it. at least in that moment.

both these men have been in and out of relationships for the whole time we've known them and their north star has still always been them. they still always go right back to the other. and that can be done in a platonic way and they can have a platonic soulmates buddie alongside a romantic bucktommy but i dunno

even though I personally do headcanon eddie as arospec and love buddie as both a qpr and a romantic relationship I don't think abc is gonna do a qpr. and I don't think they'll do a poly relationship either and give us bucktommyeddie.

I'm just so worried about how they'll handle this because there's so many people who joined the fandom after 7x04 and have bucktommy as their endgame ship. and I cannot imagine the pain of having a canonical queer otp with a bi main character that you love and hold dear be ripped out of your hands just for another relationship that you may or may not care about. I can see how it would be devastating. I would be so upset if we got buddie only for them to break up and another relationship to take its place down the line.

and while i love buck and tommy together so much I still really only see buddie as endgame with how I perceive the story so far. if bucktommy or anyone else becomes endgame I won't be angry or anything but unless it's well done I'll probably question how they got there.

like it's possible. I'll never say never because they could completely surprise me and Eddie will have a compelling love interest or maybe they'll even go the qpr angle or poly relationship route.

I love multi shipping and I've never expected any ship I have to become canon so I'll survive and most likely be happy no matter what happens. I ultimately have always only wanted buck and eddie and now tommy to be happy.

but I can't stop thinking about whether or not the writers room will completely fumble this. I'm worrying so much I'll give myself a ulcer.

Top/bottom discourse is so funny to me y’all

Because I, in almost every occasion, seem to vote the complete opposite way than everyone else.

At this point, I can’t even tell if it’s out of spite or not 🤣

(The temptation to make a mass list for all my ships and fandoms is strong)

Test Drive

Buck/Eddie, Buck/Tommy, Eddie/Buck/Tommy | 28K | rated: Explicit | complete! | ao3

“You can come home with us," Buck blurts out. "Or we can take you home. But— but you should. You should come home with us.”

For that, Eddie does look up at him. But only for half a second. “I,” Eddie starts slowly. “I wouldn’t want to. Interrupt. Or be in the way. You’re on a date. I’m fine. You don’t have to worry. I don’t care about her or the break up. I’m over it. So over it.”

Eddie wants to be with them. Eddie wants to be with Tommy. Of course he wants to be with Tommy. Tommy is amazing. Buck’s stomach twists and he doesn’t know how to breathe or what to say. Or why he’s not panicking about his best friend being into his boyfriend, and his boyfriend clearly being open to having sex with his best friend. He should be panicking.

What if Eddie is into men? What if Tommy could awaken that in Eddie just like he did with Buck? What if that could happen?

“You wouldn’t be in the way,” Tommy says as he finds Buck’s hand under the table and holds it tightly.

“Right,” Buck adds. “You wouldn’t be. You could,” Oh god. What does he say. How does he say. “You could be— with us.”

~

In which Buck wants his boyfriend to give his best friend a queer awakening like he had. For no particular reason at all. While also having the most inopportune "Oh" moment ever.

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Your new story was so good! I loved it! I love the thought of all three of them together. Would be so great if that's the way ABC took the storyline, can't see it happening, but a girl can dream, lol. But again, loved the story, which isn't a surprise cause your stories are always amazing.

Thank you!!!

Also.... keep an eye out. I have plans to write the fic from Buck's POV and Tommy's POV!

THE STRIP POKER FIC I'm picturing them all just lounging in Buck's loft when they all finally get the same 48 off (chris is at a sleepover or something). Tommy casually says he plays poker with the 217 sometimes and Eddie's mentions "you know, Buck's kind of good that," and Buck is like shut up shut up shut up shut up because he wants to keep his secret math powers a secret. Then Tommy looks at him with a raised eyebrow with his Sexy Eyes and is like "what if we played for stakes" eddie: what stakes? And buck bursts out "strip poker! For fun, right? Cause I dont have a poker set." And as they play Tommy slowly realizes how hot Buck is when he's all calm and collected and cool in Poker Mode and Eddie's just like, in shambles, the entire time because Buck looks like he wants to eat them both alive and Tommy looks hung so he kind of wants to try him out.

Oooooooooooo I love this anon!!! I can totally imagine this happening. Buck eventually wins and then remains fully clothed while Eddie and Tommy are naked and they're a putty in his hands.

I just wanna end it with Buck dominating Eddie and Tommy in more ways than one 😏

✨ Manifesting Eddie in the middle of the triangle in 705 ✨

buddietommy au where tommy has an onlyfans.... buck and eddie are already together at this point and they're politely ignoring the fact that they both wanna be fucked by their best friend until one day they're watching porn together and buck is like "wait stop scroll up that looks a lot like tommy" and eddie scrolls up and it IS tommy and he's riding a dildo (one of the long, thick ones) and it's... actually almost embarrassing how quickly they both come while watching him. and it becomes even more embarrassing when they remember they're supposed to be hanging out with him the next day. and so, they side bar in the kitchen because they're lame and eddie's like "ok just act natural" (spoiler alert: they do not act natural) and tommy is like "ok wtf is wrong with you guys 🤨" and eddie is like "nothingggg everything is great" but at the same time, buck is like "WE SAW YOUR PORN AND IT WAS VERY HOT." and there's a heavy moment where everyone is just kinda looking at each other. and then tommy smirks and he's like "oh. you guys see something you like?" and uhh well yes as a matter of fact they did. anyways he ends up fucking both of them and definitely makes at least one of them (eddie) cry. also they get together at the end because i am a sucker for love and tommy kinard deserves two boyfriends. the end.

all I want (your eyes on mine) by bigfootsmom on ao3

eddie/buck/tommy • explicit • 10.2k

Buck is lying there, Eddie instantly recognizes the head of honey blond curls resting on the arm of the couch. But the head of short brown curls between Buck’s shaking thighs takes a second longer to place. But then they look up, blue eyes going comically wide as they lock onto Eddie.  Tommy Kinard is on Buck’s couch. He’s on Buck’s couch between Buck’s thighs with his lips wrapped around Buck’s cock.  The one where Eddie yearns, Buck pines, and Tommy just wants to have a good time.

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That moment when you find out that your crush is your husband’s boyfriend