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zayadriancas · 9 months
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Money For Nothing
“Life hands you stuff, and all you get to choose is what you’ll do with what you get.”
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eagle20s · 1 year
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degrassi-ship-war · 1 year
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Qualifying Round (Group 14):
The character with the least votes will be eliminated. The other four will move on to the main tournament!
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autistichollyj · 1 year
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degrassi characters' dnd classes pt 2- classes of 08 and 11
this one includes the fave, who, trust my opinions on her because I've thought about it a very abnormal amount. also while she was held back, I'm counting fiona with this bunch bc I generally associate her more with them than her technical graduating class
darcy- paladin (oath of devotion and later an oathbreaker)
peter- bard (college of lore)
jane- fighter (champion)
danny- rogue (swashbuckler)/bard (college of swords)
derek- barbarian (path of the totem; elk)
johnny- rogue (mastermind)
bruce- barbarian (path of the battlerager)
mia- wizard (school of conjuration)
holly j- warlock (archfey; pact of the tome)/paladin (oath of redemption)
anya- warlock (archfey; pact of the chain)/monk (way of the open hand)
sav- bard (college of swords)
riley- barbarian (path of the beast)/monk (way of the ascendant dragon)
chantay- cleric (war domain)
declan- sorcerer (clockwork soul)
fiona- sorcerer (clockwork soul)/monk (way of mercy)
zane- fighter (battle master)
leia- if what I'm reading about her original characterization is to be believed, probably rogue (either mastermind or inquisitive), but I think what little we get of her in series comes across vaguely druid-esque? maybe circle of spores druid
blue- fucking nothing. he's just a commoner. an npc. an annoying npc who gets eaten by a gelatinous cube to no one's mourning.
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Bruce: No.
Damian: Father-
Bruce: NO.
Damian: His name is Steven.
Bruce: Absolutely not!
Damian: We weaponize fear, father. Steven will strike fear into the hearts of Gotham's criminals.
Bruce: You cannot ride a moose into battle!
Damian, astride Steven the Moose: He only lets me ride him. We will not need to worry about Steven turning traitor.
Bruce: Moose are not domesticated animals, Damian, you can't keep it.
Damian: Todd isn't domesticated either and you kept him.
Jason: Damn straight I’m not.
Bruce, sighing: Jason, you’re not helping.
Jason: And you expected otherwise?
Tim, walking in: Is that a moose?
Bruce: *sighs*
Tim: Huh. What’s its name?
Damian: Steven.
Tim: Cool.
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m0ose-idiot · 1 year
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"The plague girl can be heard!"
Jemima to the Rescue!
- in 'Bump in the Night' 👻❤️
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The Batfam as Menorahs
(aka hanukkiot)
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He made it himself when he was six. The shamash dino is named Menorasaurus.
Dick
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Jason
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Tim
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He also made it himself. I have consulted a rabbi and this is indeed a kosher hanukkiah.
Duke
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I know in my heart that Duke is a Lego kid.
Damian
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Cass
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Alfred
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There’s no punchline for this one I just think he’d like it
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f1inl3ey · 2 years
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Bruce and Vance talk shit about moose together. Just picture it for a second.
V: “He’s so annoying”
B: “I feel bad for his parents. Imagine raising that”
V: “Why does he even exist?”
B: “you’ve gotta blame his poor parents for it.”
Like Vance would pray on his downfall while Bruce is just saying every insult in the book. Bruce would be fucking ruthless and Vance would be so proud.
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oh-dear-so-queer · 11 months
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Intersexed males lacking a scrotum or testes sometimes develop what are known as VELERICORN antlers, which are covered in velvet and festooned with various ridges and knobs; such antlers are permanent, unlike regular antlers, which are shed and regrown each season. Other males – sometimes known as PERUKES – have elaborate, misshapen antlers covered with baroque nodule-like growths. Occasionally, females develop antlers, which may be single; spiked (without branches); covered in velvet; or lacking the flat, palmate structure typical of male Moose antlers.
"Biological Exuberance: Animal Homosexuality and Natural Diversity" - Bruce Bagemihl
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hydesjackiespuddinpop · 2 months
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Kendra’s dynamic with each member of her graduating class:
(I will be including the ones that got held back and end up graduating a year after or retconned)
Nadia: Best friends since kindergarten. Can also see them being endgame and being the fun aunts for Spane’s kids.
Danny: They’re best friends and have been ever since they were little. I can also see them dating too.
Jane: Adores her. Out of Spinner’s girlfriends, Jane is easily her favorite.
Chantay: Likes her too and are good friends. Just like with Danny & Nadia, I see them dating as well.
Mia: She’s fine with Mia. Not friends nor enemies. They’re just cordial. But Kendra does see what happened with Mia and Tom for what it was: statutory rape.
Darcy: Kendra doesn’t exactly hate her per se, but finds Darcy very hypocritical when it comes to a lot of her actions. She does try to reach out to Darcy when finding out about the rape.
Derek: She’s annoyed with him constantly hitting on her early on, but doesn’t mind him as a person. It’s only in season 8 when he becomes a complete bully and dickhead that she starts hating him.
Bruce: Dislikes him because he’s a bully and disrespectful to women. That dislike turns to hate when he pushes Jane into a locker while Derek beats the shit out of her. There are rare moments, like in the minis, where she finds him amusing.
Johnny: Kendra doesn’t exactly hate him, but thinks he’s a dick.
Peter: Hates him. Thinks he’s venom in human form.
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teashopcrafts · 1 year
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Candarian Demon Moose! After years of waiting, I finally got to see ‘Evil Dead the Musical’ this year!  Lol, so of course that means knitting projects must follow.
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zayadriancas · 1 year
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Shoot To Thrill
“You’re so smart I don’t understand why you act like such a loser it’s stupid!”
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painofhumanity · 10 months
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Considering changing my FC for Veronica Wayne to Jessica Parker Kennedy, because she fits with Zoe Kravitz's Catwoman. On the one hand, the Nolanverse triology will always be my favorite, including Anne Hathaway's Catwoman. On the other hand, this way, Veronica could interact with the 2022 Batman universe. . .
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dcbinges · 1 year
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Detective Comics #570 (1987) by Mike Barr, Alan Davis & Paul Neary
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mercsandmonsters · 7 months
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Tag Dump #3: Male Muses
Let's get these guys tagged.
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whats-in-a-sentence · 11 months
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Caribou are highly gregarious, sometimes forming herds of tens or even hundreds of thousands of animals (although most groups contain 40-400 animals). (...) Moose, on the other hand, are more solitary, although they form aggregations of up to several dozen animals during the fall rutting period.
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"Biological Exuberance: Animal Homosexuality and Natural Diversity" - Bruce Bagemihl
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