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A BOY RAISED WITH LOVE
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IN YOUR FACE, BAKUGOU-WAS-ABUSED BELIEVERS
#i dont even like mha anymore but this was something i had to address#IN UR FACE#HAHAHHHA#jokes aside he looks so goofy#why was he born with so much hair#bros hairy af#i posted this on the wrong account but whatever
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silly lil steven headcanons i have in mind that i wanted to show for no particular reason
▧ bro is beefy (can be either buff or dadbod) and is hairy asf. never shaves. stinky. worn out clothes. his hair at this point would be very long and, although fluffy, is very tangly and messy, it prob has knots everywhere
▧ cis man, biromantic, heterosexual n dark skinned
▧ old ass man, hes 40. but keeps his appearance when he was in his late 20s or 30s thanks to missingno fucking with his ass
▧ he regrets absolutely nothing abt strangling mike, thinking he deserved it. (with his bare hands instead of commanding miki to do so like in the og pasta) though whenever he sees a vision of his brother he'd try to make the 'ghost' go away by screaming/flailing at it, which is why his house is so broken since he sometimes punched the wall or anything in his abode super hard
▧ he still worries abt how the pallet town residents are doing, especially daisy oak, red and blue. so he sometimes stalks the town to see if theyre still having a good life without him even after what he has done
▧ sometimes he would come across red and blue having their own little rivalry with each other, just like he and Mike. he thought it wouldve been so awesome to battle blue if the whole incident didnt happen (then watch red beat blue's ass 2 seconds later after blue takes the champion title from him LMFAOOO)
▧ his team before the incident would be miki, nidoking, gyarados, raichu, gengar and snorlax
❥ ALR THATS ALL MY GENERAL HCS FOR HIM NOW UHHHHHH, CRIMSONOAK/STEVEN X READER HCS.
❥ he hugs like a bewear and would (accidentally) break your spine in the hug like one too, i hope youre able to take his hugs because he'll hug you A LOT
❥ give him a ton of kisses, especially on the cheek, and he'll blush SO hard
❥ he would let you style his hair (if you ask him ofc), daisy def has done smth sily with it like giving him pigtails or giving him her hairstyle (but long cuz steven's hair is, well, way longer than daisy's) :333
❥ if you can give this man a shower or a bath i beg of you PLEASE do. as i said, this dude stinky af-
❥ he still has miki but will never let her be out of her pokeball in front of his partner in fear that you/daisy would go 'holy shit what is that thing???? get it away from me!!!" before running off
❥ the type of guy that will try his best to cook food for you sometimes, whether its breakfast, dinner or just to give you a snack. (he usually burns the food LMAO (be proud of him >:())
❥ if you can teach him how to make macarons he'll be so fucking excited (theyre one of his fav foods next to deep-fried food :3c (hes a foodie guy))
❥ he would get insane zoomies when he sees daisy, bros down bad and head-over-heels for her
❥ before his downfall, steven def has and often tried to flirt with daisy with (cringy) pick up lines, even before dating and after their relationship became official LOL- he doesnt do it anymore though pensive emoji
❥ would pick you/daisy up and give piggyback rides for the shits and giggles
❥ he sometimes gives daisy uhhh, daisies as a small gift as it reminds him of her. he would do the same to you if you also have a kind of flower as your name (like rose, blossom etc.)
❥ if youre poc/lgbtq+ etc. and someone was being racist/homophobic/transphobic etc. to you, steven would go hunt them down and give them the worst beating theyve ever experienced and could even die from that (do you know that one reddit post abt a guy who beat up someone for kicking his cat? thats him and daisy/you teehee)
#this is all i got at least for now lmao#pokepasta#strangled red#strangled red steven#overall hes just a giant grizzly bear :))))))
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Listen strade is like a god or something like that he’s so girly pop you should totally rant about him I’m listening and taking notes-🔪
Listen Strade is hot af I am a whore for older men especially big fat and hairy older men and he checks all them boxes off he’s like 5’8” I’m only 5’0” irl that mf would tower me almost and yeah he stinky that canon but I have a scent kink especially for “bad” smells on people so like. No big deal bro. Also Strade doesn’t look ashy nor whitewashed anymore and MFMFNF damn he looks so good.
I love how bubbly Strade is even when he’s torturing you like, it’s kinda charming? Which is the whole point of his character, he’s charming but fucking sadistic and perverted at the same time but his charm is so strong you tend to look past it and honestly it’s great! He’s a likable villain in my eyes. I also love how Strade doesn’t have a tragic past that made him this way or something; He had a good childhood and upbringing he just chose to become evil as hell and a snuff streamer for no reason other then bc he felt like it and it’s a breath of fresh air after the whole “tragic redeemable villain” trope got beaten like a dead horse.
Btw I pick hammer yes its probably the worse option bc with drill it goes by quicker but I am a masochist + I’m old fashioned okay?! Tbh if I could I’d pick both but Strade would whip out the wedding ring if I said that /JOKE.
Anyways Strade come scoop my ass up put that collar around my neck I’ll be the best pet you’ll ever have.
Also if I met Ren while staying with Strade here’s basically how I’d react:
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DAMN BRO IS HAIRY AF
keeps him warm in the winter ❄
#i went thru his character profile and found out anna calls him wolfman#so this is just the most logical step#anonymous
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Once Upon a Witchlight: Episode 43 (SPOILERS)
This episode is so good because of the mushroom people curse, I've included some lines my S/I would say and the songs they're riffing off
ANDY AND DEREK SWITCHED SPOTS, I DON’T LIKE IT AHHHHHHH
MUSICAL EPISODE??? MY S/I WOULD BE SO HAPPY
Frost singing rainbow connections YESS, I LOVE THAT SONG
I love it when Andy does his lil dancy dances, he is so gender
Shroombek is a moldy mushroom lmao /j
Imagine my S/I's mush-sona, mushroom with horns lookin ass
Michael Jackson Gideon!!
I love all of Derek's references, bro is so good at comedy
Death metal Gricko is so FUNNY!!
I swear to god if Twig is dead again bc of mushroom shit I will scream
TWIG NOOOOOO, WAKE UP!!!
I love this episode already because of singsong Torbek and Death metal Gricko
Torbek and my S/I would definitely be duo dancing, besties who binge musical theatres are besties forever (more like I force him to watch them w me >:3c )
Gideon is so sad because of his rhythm being stolen, F’s in chat for my fire dad
"Just dance! It'll be okay, gid a do do. Let's dance! And kill that hag fam do do do do!" - My S/I (Just dance)
Bard era in this episode fr fr
"So tell me do ya wanna go, kill a fuckin hag tonight? Run away after we fight? Impossible maybe to you, it's what we gotta do whoa! This is the greatest curse!!" - My S/I (Greatest Showman)
Torbek talking naughty as usual with his "hairy mushroom"
Are we lost in the forest lmao
CANON TORBEK HEIGHT? HE'S 7FT?? (If Andy has mentioned this before, I'm fuckin stupid /j)
Gricko trying to day-o (The banana/beetlejuice song) the bird and therefore getting disadvantage on his roll is so FUNNY TO ME, LIKE HE WOULD USUALLY BE SO GOOD AT ANIMAL STUFF BUT WITH THIS MUSICAL CURSE HE SUCKS ASS!!!
PLUS 8??? GRICKO IS OP AS HELL WHEN IT COMES TO ANIMAL SHIT (makes sense tho cause of the whole “druid w an owlbear daughter thing”)
“Torbek! Is a big hairy mushroom!” is gonna be my new stim phrase I swear to the gods
In my mind, their mushroom colors are: Torbek = Pink, Gricko = Blue, Frost = Green, Kremy = Purple and Gideon = Red (I'd be yellow because my two fav colors are already taken)
“This is little green to purple bird” YES, I LOVE THAT NICKNAME FOR GRICKO AND I LOVE THAT IT KEEPS COMING BACK!!
“Help! We are stuck as shrooms, I don't wan’t to sing to death!” - My S/I (Stop! in the name of love)
Oh no, pixies! Please Gideon, don’t fuck them!
“Bumpin noses” sounds very suggestive coming from the bird
“I've got candles and rations galore, you want makeup? I've got plenty!” - My S/I (Part of your world)
Is she a phoenix now? Because that's cool af Nikkie
“Roll Athletics or Acrobatics” HAHA JOKES ON YOU I'M PROFICIENT IN BOTH!!
“They'll bust in your mouth, watch out” HAHAHA YEAH AND SO DOES FROSTY!!!
BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM “ARE YA READY??” ARE YA.. REAAAADY??” I love my alligator dad so much
Torbek and Gideon are pixie attracting CHADS
Mikey's commitment to still trying to say deez nuts jokes is so good, like Gricko would definitely forget about the fey pact and try to do it
“PULLON DEEZ NUTS!!” *Gricko and My S/I high five*
Kremy being really good at makeup is CANON IN MY HEART. WE GIVE EACH OTHER TIPS ON FOUNDATION AND EYELINER AND SHIT (We both have disguise kits)
Torbek reminiscing about Reada Flaugh and Gricko reminiscing about Busty
YOOO, ARE THE WITCHLIGHT PIXIES FAKE???
Torbek is a teenage boy with his horniness and libido /j (I still love my bestie tho)
THE BEEZLEBERRIES MAKE A CAMEO YESSSS
GODS DAMN IT KREMY, DON'T HURT TORBEK FOR MORE “WITCHES BREW”
Frost and Kremy talking about meta stuff in their voices just makes me think of an “Actors Au” where this is all a movie that they’re acting for and ITS SO FUNNY TO ME
Torbek, dear. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOU “Squeeze out some Torbek juice.”
Torbek’s one hard no is house piss kinks?? Bro is wild fr fr
Torbek and Andy are so deranged, I love the gremlin activities
YOOOOOOO NAT 20 FOR TORBEK!!!!!
Torbek eats a cigar and my S/I has to find the fey equivalent to bleach for their eyes after watching him “Milk” himself
Alligator husband offers to make fire husband uwu death whey protein powder, very cute
CARLFISH RETURN YESSS (also carlatafish omg!)
Pixies love my fire dad (-_-)
Kremy and Gideon are a poly couple where Gideon gets all the babes and then Kremy swindles them out of their money /j
Disgruntled wife Kremy is so damn funny
Divorce arc for my dads /j
Gideons home depot asshole XD
Family dinner of Carlfish :)
Uh ho, Frosty teleported us in his sleep /j
#self ship#self shipping#canon can suck my metaphorical dick#self insert#a family can be a bunch of criminals and their adopted satyr child
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BRO PUBERTY DID ME DIRT.
I HAVE THE BIGGEST APPETITE, MY CLOTHES DONT FIT, IM HAIRY, I HAVE CRUSHES ON OLDER GUYS, I'M TALL, IM BREAKING OUT, I GOT GLASSES&BRACES, IM FLAT AS FUCK, LANKY AF, MY VOICE BOOMIN&HIGH PITCHED, I GOT A NEW ORGAN (my unc told me it would happen&it happened, still not used to it) UGHHHH
I hear you
It’s so cool that you’re tall, though!!! Although you’re gay, what I’m about to say is very objective. I happen to find skinny and lanky guys extremely attractive so I’m sure you’re a very attractive person.
And having a crush on older guys thing, it’s just something you have to accept. Every guy I’ve really liked is in their late 20s.
The breakout may last a while so I would prepare yourself with a good face routine
And braces and glasses are so CUTTEEEEE!!!
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ok so i was playing free draw and this random guy named instinct compare my absolutely beautiful drawing to god damn baby yoda. BUT THEN AFTER THAT WE BECAME COOL?? HE SHOWED ME HIS WEAPON DRAWINGS AND EVEN DREW MY AVATAR. we spent like 2-3 hours just talking and drawing random shit btw
my avatar looks hairy and zetsy af but it’s the effort that counts. ANYWAYS i didn’t wanna use my voice with vc so i typed the whole time and he didn’t even care LOL. BUT LIKE PEOPLE JOINED WITH THIS LARGE ASS DRAWINGS AND LAGGED THE WHOLE SERVER. but then some guy put like “nigeler” or something on the floor and he was like “does that say n/gger or nigel?” LIKE WHATT BRO. I DONT EVEN KNOW IF HES BLACK BUT IDK HE COULD BE. AND SOMEONE DREW A GAY FLAG OR SOMETHING AND HE WAS LIKE “BURN THAT FLAG” AND DREW N/ZI SYMBOLS EVERYWHERE WDF. and i’d feel bad if i unfriended him cause he was lowkey cool at first
#I KNOW UR PROBABLY LIKE#“rae ur a fucking dumbass the descision is so obvious”#BUT IDK WHY I CANT DO IT#I HATE BLOCKING PEOPLE I CAN GET ALONG WITH#BECAUSE THEYRE SO RARE TO FIND#UGH I HAGS THISV#IM SO STUPID#admin rae💀
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wwwWOWW💪💪 I'm gonna be smiling like that too as soon as I also get myself jacked AF💯♂️🏋🏻♂️🧿🤼♂️😎
#shirtless#muscle#muscular pecs#gym bro#swole af#woof#alpha muscle#biceps#flexing#muscle flex#swolebro#gym#fit af#huge muscles#hairyman#hairy body#jacked bro#Instagram
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bro it was so funny Im in this friend group that is Very Heterosexual and they all accept me as the lesbian chad i am, and when i mentioned me wanting to go on Testosterone to one of em, she told me that everyone thought i was on it already 😭😭😭
#bro??#i mean i already have a sharp jaw sorta deeper voice and zero hips#plus im hairy af so.#it was just so suprising i was like WHAT#this is why i dont need a high dose of T i already got quite a bit in me already lmaooooo#txt
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Honestly I think it was for the best that minecraft monday ended. The general atmosphere of both the participants and viewers, whether intentional or not, was pretty toxic. It had a lot of potential and forged many anticipated collabs and even friendships (aka phil, techno, wilbur etc) but the toxicity killed the hype. It's pretty much universally agreed that the best week was the last week when the event got cancelled. When the best week is the week when there wasn't even a tournament you (1/?)
don’t apologise anon, i live for this sorta stuff. but imma be real...i’m probably not the most impartial person when it comes to minecraft monday. i have a lot of nostalgia for it, and tbh it remains my all time favourite minecraft event even today. that’s for three main reasons:
1) the timing and the roster. it happened right after minecraft started getting massive again, and was organised by a dude who (while a dickhead) has a lot of contacts. as a result, the MCM roster was a really weird mashup of creators from dozens of different areas, very few of whom actually knew each other. it was sort of like throwing a ton of comedians who have never met before into a room and telling them to hang out together every week. compare that to MCC; at this point, all the creators mostly know each other and have inside jokes. this makes it a lot more companiable, sure, but in MCM we got to watch them all forge their own inside jokes in real time. seeing everyone go from having no idea who Technoblade was to running from him in terror, everyone’s collective hatred of Find The Button, making fun of Keemstar, Bajan and Jerome in second, Chris beating Techno, Dolan and Grandayy vibing in last place...we really got to watch these guys get to know each other, and that was nice.
plus, the teams were always a surprise: nowadays we’re used to weird crossovers in mcyt, but back then seeing Pewdiepie and James Charlie’s play minecraft together was bloody strange af. remember how weird it was when Pokimane was thrown into the Wilbur Tommy Tubbo dynamic? yeah, that was literally every week of MCM.
2) the vibe. one of the biggest issues with MCM was that it had the format of a Very Serious Competition while having a roster mostly made out of comedians. there was a cash prize, professional commentators, and it was expected to be a serious event similar to its brother, Fortnite Friday. you know that metaphor of shoving a bunch of comedians who’ve never met together in a room and telling them to go wild? now add the fact that the room has Very Serious Rules and a Very Serious Goal, but the comedians are more interested in fucking around with each other and making fun of the dude who runs the room than they are in reaching that goal. so when they broke the game? it was unexpected, and felt like we were breaking the rules, and so it was a lot more funny.
for example, Laake was the main mod for MCM, and in the beginning he was Very Serious. he very rarely spoke in chat, and when he did it was for the progression of the game. over time, though, we got to see him be worn down; the competitors just kept pestering him until he started joking around with them, and eventually his additions in chat were some of the best parts of the event. especially when he made fun of Keem, who was this sort of omniscient figure that hung over everyone and represented the serious event that MCM was supposed to be, but all the competitors just laughed at. compare that again to MCC; all the mods are friends with Scott, who’s a legitimately good guy and very willing for the event to be laid back and chill. as a result, when the mods banter in chat we don’t get that feeling of ‘sticking it to the man’, and we don’t feel like the rules are being bent. that part of the fun is taken away. watching MCM sorta felt like watching the class clowns screw up a big school assembly while the teacher looked away, and that was fantastic
3) bro, mcm was scuffed as hell. i ain’t gonna argue with that; it was poorly made and poorly maintained, run by a narcissist who had no idea how to play the game, and there were some really toxic competitors. but this just added to the charm. go back to the room metaphor; now the comedians in the Very Serious Room have found a ton of loopholes in the room’s Very Serious Rules, and are just exploiting them and laughing about it. hundreds of thousands of people are watching the Very Serious Room, but now all the competitors are stuck underground and can’t actually complete the goal, or some of the competitors have escaped the Room and are sitting on a nearby wall, and seeing it fail so colossally is funny because it’s supposed to be so Serious. it’s like when Techno broke bingo and build mart in MCC, or Dre in the iron doors, but it literally happened every week and felt like some sorta taboo
as for the toxicity, that was definitely an issue ethically, but no one actually ever took it too seriously. every week you watched you didn’t know if it would go smoothly or if it would get hacked halfway through and blown to pieces. you didn’t know if the underdogs would pull through and everyone would be happy, or if it would end with Ninja rage quitting, a6d beefing with Keem on twitter, or XQC telling Techno to suck his “wrinkly, hairy, smelly nutsack”? every week was a surprise, and expanded on the lore, and MCC can’t really compare there
you mentioned the fact that the last week is considered one of the best, and I agree, but consider this; if MCC was hacked and a few of the competitors went to hang out in Hypixel, would it be nearly as memorable? no, because all the players already know each other, and we like the organisers too much to laugh at the fact they messed up bad enough to have their server blown up, and having the server blown up doesn’t feel like something so bizarrely stupid. but in MCM? it was bloody iconic.
if there’s a season 2? it won’t have the same charm. i already know that. but still...i’d like to see them give it a go
tldr; i love MCC but it’s too competent to compare. MCM was a shit show and that was the best part of it. we all hate the gnome
also this is significantly longer than expected, if you made it this far i love you and i’m sorry
#mcyt#long post#minecraft monday#minecraft championship#minecraft championships#technoblade#wilbur soot#wilbursoot#ph1lza#philza#keemstar#minecraft#oh god this is so much longer than expected i’m sorry
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The time has come, my dears! We’ve compiled, organized and sorted your submissions and we’re ready to share them! We’ve had so much fun reading your clichés and we hope it’ll give you a good laugh.
Important disclaimer because it has to be said: we do not endorse any of the clichés submitted and these are not meant to spark Discourse™ . This is all in good fun, to spark your imagination and perhaps inspire some prompts!
Before we get to the fun part, don’t forget that prompt submissions open on February 1st and will run until March 28th. The full schedule can be found here.
And now, without further ado, here are your brilliant clichés.
HARRY
Green eyes
Huge eyes
Dimples
Always smirking
“The flirt”
Jobs: Works in a flower shop/Used to be a baker/Frat boy/LA socialite/Mermaid
“Quirky”
Clumsy/balance issues
Health nut/Workout junkie/Eats a lot of avocado and kale/loves yoga/gross green health smoothies
Very slow speech
Paints his nails
Beautiful long luscious curly hair
Long legs/large hands
Tall/large/big
Nudity/loves walking around starkers
Obsessed with being pregnant/babies
Kind to everyone
Bites his lip a lot
Tells terrible jokes/loves puns
Naive and oblivious
Clothing: Pearl necklace, Chelsea boots/gold boots/boots in general/Gucci everything/Flared, high-waisted trousers/’red and black sheer floral shirt with black skinny jeans’
Always unbuttons his shirt to show off tattoos
Baby seal laugh
Bad at driving
Hipster/takes artsy photos
Acting out for attention/Petty jealousy for no reason or because of a misunderstanding or when anyone comes near Louis
Bad dancer that gives it his all/makes awkward shapes with his limbs when trying to dance
Cat mom/Wine aunt
Resting bitch face
Rides a motorcycle
LIAM
Little clueless
Insecure
Louis is constantly messing with him
Roommates with Louis
Puppy/a lost puppy/puppy in human form/puppy eyes/puppy who doesn’t know how hot and strong he is/loves puppies
Manly muscle man/buff af/loves working out/sweet himbo beefcake
Bullied in the past
Giant heart/incredibly kind/soft/super loyal
Worry-wart/mother hen of the band/gets nervous when things don’t go to plan
Voice of reason/the responsible one/Daddy Direction/level-headed/most serious of the five/keeps the others grounded
Doesn’t know how to let loose and have fun
Lacking in experience/innocent about sex things
Oblivious to his feelings/other people’s feelings for him
Jobs: Firefighter/boxer/athlete
Super soft for Zayn
Protective
“Wants to cry as soon as Louis opens his mouth and doesn’t know if it’s because he’s scared, because it’s too funny, or because he just can’t handle any of it.”
Fear of spoons
Timid/
“being very shy/awkward in the beginning and then getting more confident because of Louis”
Snake habitat turn around!
Can’t spell
His turtle losing a foot
“Smelly pasta house”
Loves batman
Being alpha in ABOs
Unruly curly hair then trimmed to a crisp buzz
LOUIS
Blue eyes: ocean blue/blue as the sky on a sunny winter day/twinkle eyes
Arse and/or tummy as a defining feature
Sassy/sass master/feisty/snarky/cheeky/witty/playful/funny/sarcastic/joker
Flamboyant
Heart of gold/”Louis IS the sun”
“Does not suffer fools gladly (that’s your job you fooking loosah)”/hot-headed to pick fights only in defense of those he loves
Protective/Mama bear/loyal/Daddy of the group
Small/Dainty stature emphasized
Runs fingers through his fringe/hair always styled
Jobs: Footie player, teacher, drama teacher, actor, plays in a band
Loves music and writes songs
Plays footie (even if it’s not his job)
LOUD
Can’t cook/chicken wrapped in parma/”Can’t cook to save his life and if he does the kitchen ends up in flames”
Soft with Harry
School: Studying drama, being the bad boy, pop!punk Louis
Bratty/petty/snappy
Smoking
Zayn’s partner in crime
Rooms with Liam
Calls everyone ‘love’/uses too many terms of endearment
Yorkshire accent emphasized/always talks about Doncaster
Clothing: Vans or Adidas shoes/Toms/trackies/braces/red jeans/dressing in comfortable clothes only/no socks/scarf
Very good with kids/loves kids/family-oriented/looking after siblings/having a huge family
Eats junk food only
“The gay who cannot drive”
NIALL
Drinks a lot/Drinks everyone under the table because he’s Irish/Guinness lover/fun drunk/Will sing Gaelic folk songs when drunk/big social drinker-always making friends via alcohol/will kiss anyone when drunk
Food: Eats all the food/doesn’t season his food/loves Nando’s/”100% will take the last slice of pizza and not feel bad about it”/can and will eat you out of house and home/actually eats and cooks healthy but everyone thinks the opposite
Irish/Irish and proud/Wey Hey lads!/leprechaun Niall
Carefree/nothing bothers him
Romantic: falls fast and hard
Captain Niall!/Captain of the ship(s)
Music: guitar always present/Goes into the zone when he has an instrument in his hands - nothing will distract or get through to him/The Eagles fanboy/Damien Rice fanboy
Funny/always laughing/joking around/head back cackle of a laugh
Single/hooks up with a ton of people but no serious relationships/sleeps around/Serial Ladies man/Friends with benefits with multiple people at once/
Turns up the charm 100% and never half-asses it/”Scrunches his hair in thought and knows he looks cute doing so (like girls that purposefully bite their lip)”
Friends with literally everyone/has a thousand surface-level friends that think they’re close to him but keeps all at arm’s length/the greatest friend but also pickiest about who he becomes friends with
Clothing: Constantly shirtless/shorts over trousers/flip-flops as house shoes/gold chain/coin necklace/hoop earring/”golf dad that tucks in his shirts and unironically wears polos”
Obsessed with golf and football/practices his putt in the hallway with an empty loo roll
A bro
Secretly insightful/Tactless but gives essential advice as a result
Secretive/keeps his shit quiet/Definitely the guy with the most secrets
The blond one
Hairy chest
Worst poker face
Finger guns/peace signs
Blushes when he’s excited
Adores Shawn and Lewis
Cares a lot about what others think
Says no judgment but really judges a lot/judges you based on music taste
Rings in at 0 on the gaydar but could surprise you/the only het one
Tries to avoid conflict by remaining ‘on the fence’ and not picking a side
Always the roommate
Face mask selfies
Emotions rotate between sad, sexy, and fun - combination vary
Never a villain
Close with Harry
“Violent masturbating in the next room”
Constant pet names for everyone/”Even has pet names for his devices (like his vacuum robot”
ZAYN
Super smart/nerd/wise/The Ravenclaw
Smokes a lot
Secretly very soft/gentle/biggest heart/”His confidence and aloofness hide a sensitive heart of gold”/Bad boy secretly soft
Heart-eyes at Liam/Soft with Liam/”Lee-yum”
Mysterious eyes
Best friends with Louis
Jobs: Artist, tattoo artist, English teacher who loves art, works in comic book store,
Shy/withdrawn/mysterious/brooding best friend/quiet/”Seems intimidating until you realize he’s just shy”/bad boy outside, soft boy inside/”not as cool as he seems but way sweeter”
The artistic one/tortured artist/art student/skater/also does graffiti/spray-paint
Marvel fan/comic book fan/superhero fan
Clothing: Wears his clothes like armor/leather jacket/”He’s the only one with good taste and he knows it”
Most ‘devil may care’ about his sexuality
Family-oriented/family man
Involved with his religion
Model figure/carved by gods/vain but not obnoxious about it
Catchprase is ‘sick’
Needs time alone to recharge
Changes his hair a lot/that one strand of hair that falls over his eyes
Thinks Malibu is called Malabami
“Eats candy underwear off of Harry’s crotch”
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Scarface was too fucking boring, didn't make it past chapter 3, but that's good, because that means Baki-Dou time 😍
Time to read the fourth book in this series! Excited to see Musashi <3
Chapter 1
COLORS
Baki please stop flexing
A FELLA SAYING THE SAME I SAID WHEN YUJIRO PULLED HIS SOB STORY, FR GO TRY SOMETHING ELSE! What happened with that whole "i don't care about fighting" eh Baki?!
Chapter 2
HOHO ALI JR???
ah no :/
HOLY FUCK is this quality bad!
He wants to taste defeat i see
TOKUGAWA PLEASE STOP SMOKING
Oh they removed the... Egg in the back of the neck, nice
God this guy's tits so fat 🥵
FINALLYYY HOW LONG SINCE WE SAW A FIGHT IN THE ARENA? A PROPER FIGHT I MEAN
Chapter 3
He doesn't even know 🐍
DON'T BRING THAT FELLA HERE RETSU KICKED HIS ASS IN TIME. RECORD
Oh i saw fanart of this scene
Baki, it's your fault that you are bored, you fucking teen
This shit boring ME
Chapter 4
Oh, goroukou is a title
I like how the prime minister is becoming a recurrent character
I thought he said babe for a sec-
That little "oh~" is a bit sus, are the old men... No, it can't be 😳😳😳
I'm fucking choking fuck
GOD ALMOST READ THAT AS JOHN CENA 😭
"yes <3"
These ppl never learn
Chapter 5
What a way to go, a la gamzee /j
This dude so weird lmao
FAHDGAHDH king
Dude he has huge round eyes tf you talking bout?
IGDUFSUEASEUURSS he's such a freakkk 😭😭😭
This is the most wtf thing Baki has pulled, remember when this was about fighters fighting? I don't know enough about science for this shit either man
Okay so their hug wasn't Tokugawa being touchy like he is, this guy is even worse, se juntaron el hambre y las ganas de comer HSHAFSFG
Chapter 6
Baki's dead
Katsumi about to kill get killed by my grandpa i see
ALSO KATSUMI OG HAIR WOOO
Katsumi bro don't be so happy over nearly killing him-
I love seeing him get better tho
Uwaadgsgsjdga 😍😳🤤 twisting my hair irl,,, 🥴
Finally Motobe remembered he was a character here 😐
FSGSHDAHDA KOSHO PLS
I LOVE that they got dark lips again
IM SORRY GOUKI HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT EVERYONE?! LTDKFsjyrd 😭
Jack's scar looks cool ngl
Retsu living the good life lmao
AND HOW DO YOU KNOW, GRANDPA?
Hana just doesn't care, smartest Baki character lmao
Idk what they talking bout but good for em <3
Cum basement
Chapter 7
SHOW US MUSASHI'S COCK
Obsessed he thought his heart was failing 😭
Dude you can just hear the heart beat of your friends/opponents just like that? 🤨
Notice Gaia in the top left 🥴
WHY CAN HE RECOGNIZE EACH OF THEIR HEARTBEATS AAHSGA
Thick 🥵
Unironically built different
Chronic back pain if you ask me, that's how I stand to relieve my agony
Did. Did you just call him a femb-
STOP SHOWING ME PANELS FROM VAGAMOND
I love John sm lmao
Mr Musashi has 2 (3?) dads
Chapter 8
HAIRY LEGS 🥴
Those things look like boobs
Bet you would know eh SHAFADB
They jerked off the mummy?
Reminds me of eye surgery
AFjshAFDGAJAHAF
Mf came out the tube ripped af 😭
Chapter 9
Everyone is so feminine lately good ol Kureha fell behind 😭
I like his bandana tho it's cute
OH HE TOO? AND HE'S NOT EVEN THAT STRONG
Fat tits 🥴
Eheojeudkshs 😖😳👉👈
JACK STOP YOU ARE BIG ENOUGH ALREADY
HOLY FUCK
You know like i understand Baki, he is at the highest he can be rn, NO ONE can defeat him, but the rest? Like c'mon y'all just beat each other up or something
Ah, the miracle of birth 😍
Chapter 10
I love how all these two do is hang out together in bars, boybosses
TF IS UP WITH THAT ICE? AHDHS
I love what they have
Hana thinking of getting his 4 limbs broken again i see
WOOO!! Nice cock Mr Musashi 😳
HANAYAMA PLEASE 😐
Chapter 11
I love those freaks
I just now I'm seeing the little scars on his cheeks from the fight with Spec ☺️
I love the fact that Musashi has hair in his legs BUT not his arms like ??? Okay king
Heated scientist moment
HOHO POGGERS 👀
Chapter 12
UTSURAARSDFAFA sibling goals
GIRLBOSS 😍
URAURUSYRSAESGA IN LOVE???
Holy shit she's amazing
Chapter 13
And his ass is very thick too 😳
Those fucking sunglasses, obsessed
Debatable, he got struck by lightning :/
HE WAXES HIS HAIR? OMFG OBSESSED
WHY IS HE WEARING THAT LMAO 😭
Nooo they censored the cock again 😔😔😔
DO IT QWEEN 💅
STOP SAYING SHE'S GONNA FUCK THE CLONE
"I'm exciteddddd" "ok."
Chapter 14
You just hate seeing a girlboss win
She truly is amaizing
Also i just realized spirits have been showing up since the first book so this isn't so crazy lol
MF HOW IS THAT GONNA HELP 😭😭😭
THE LITTLE BUBBLES AND SPARKLES... I BET HE DID 🥺
Chapter 15
WHY ARE HIS TITS SO ROUND AND FAT GODDAMN IT,,, 😳😖
Glad seeing some things never change
He looks so much like Jun
IGSITSURAURZES EPICCC
Someone question if Yujiro knew how too write obsessed,,,
Chapter 16
Goddamn it you got even older in the past 3 or so chapters bro
Mouth to mouth soul transference
OHHH
HIS EYEBROWS FELL HOW IGDUTSITDIYDIGD
Some mf got turned on by this HELP 😭
Chapter 17
I love how Yujiro and Hana are still getting ready to throw hands while this happens lol
Okay yeah that was super disrespectful honestly, guy is having a chat :/
HAHAGSJAHA obsessed
God i thought it was Hana the one grabbing some random lady for a second AFDJSJSSJS
He cute af ngl
POOR GUY MUST BE SO CONFUSED OMFG,,,
Fsr I'm surprised he can talk, like it should be obvious but in all the fanart i saw he never said a word, also, he's so damn respectful 😍
Chapter 18
Idk he was never that clever /hj
Hehehe blood
I love how John can only sit that way
The size of his balls lmao
Coward won't even fight with his dick out smh :/
God he mad cute-
Chapter 19
I MISS THE DEATH ROW FELLAS FUCKKK
Hm i think this random tiny bald man is not Tokugawa but someone that looks awfully similar to him
YEAH NO SHIT I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM, HE MUST BE SO DAMN OVERWHELMED
Apparently there was a cameo, i don't know enough about anime to know or care
Chapter 20
He's tripping balls
Tokugawa should have gone a bit slower with this poor guy, this is like a lot to process at once <:/
Nvm he's doing better than me
Oydirsusefs look at himmm
WAIT A FUCKING SECOND OMFG DIDN'T DOPPO FIGHT THIS GUY?!
SOMEONE ELSE RECOGNIZED HIM HE ISSS
Chapter 21
OHDIRAYEASURRSUURS HE DOESN'T KNOWWW FFS
Musashi be like °_°
LOOK AT THAT SMILE LMAO
He's just chilling, mentally killing this dude
Murder baby
Chapter 21
The way his eyes are drawn is so cool
YRAURSUFSIDTGA
And he jokes too! Wow I'm in love 😍
(nsfw) CAN YOU HANDLE DICK LIKE THAT TOO? 😍
WOW
I TAKE BACK THAT QUESTION
I remember a show where you would bring your own knives and swords and go thru a bunch of test, Musashi should have been one of them
Mf truly is like :]
I love how he didn't buy it
I can't wait for him to fight Yujiro 😍
Chapter 23
He truly is 😌
ATFJAIDQYSF OBSESSED
He was happy this time at least, 5 times he lost already btw
Tokugawa truly in unhateable lmao
Chapter 24
IM SORRY, HIS LEG???
Oh I forgot Musashi does that
JAGSKSGSKSGS HIS FUCKING FACE I CAN'T 😭
I miss when translators would add notes i don't want to google shit myself :/
"I'm hard as rock" /j
Chapter 25
Look how happy he issss
MUSASHI POG MUSASHI POG-
I love how Tokugawa can't believe he got it first try and it's trying to lie now sjdakdyv
This mf is actually making me insane what the actual fuck i don't know what he has but he's gonna make me act up 😳
Mf be shadow boxing too dammit /j
Baki please
Chapter 26
OLD MAN JUST WANTS A PUBLIC TO SEE THIS LMAO
Look at the size of Baki's eyes holy fuck lmao
He's gonna yeet him!
OH NOOOO
FIRST HIS DAD NOW MUSASHI, THIS GUY CANT CATCH A BREAK LMAO
Chapter 27
How little time passed? They have barely moved
Yeah you did it last book too Baki
King shit
Chapter 28
AKSGSKGSJSGS KING
I love how he only now realized
Okay no he has a point
I love how he just calls him boy
Look at that smug face
I trust Musashi but at the same time he, really should be walking around this new world alone. Now, if i were to accompany him... 🥴/j
Baki please
Chapter 29
I love how soft the artstyle suddenly got, like if done big a big brush
Yujiro you just insulted every single anime character in history
Baby Baki's just like "Ok."
I like how Yujiro looks here
AUGHHJF HE'S SO BABY 🥺
HOHO badass
Chapter 30
He died 😔
Idiot hasn't even beat he 0.5 reaction seconds lmao 🤣
HOHOOOOO?!? 👁️👁️
"my curiosity exceed my fear!!" I RESPECT THIS MAN SO MUCH??
Chapter 31
AMAIZING HONESTLY
Fighter to fighter communication
SHIT LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT HAND
He's just gone now LMAO
I honestly don't mind Baki being weak against this, he never fought against a two handed swordman, this is new territory
Chapter 32
Oh his really tripping balls now this is why he shouldn't be alone
NVM HE'S STILL DOING BETTER THAN ME ON A DAILY BASIS, I HAVE A LOT TO LEARN FROM THIS MAN
I just now realized he's barefoot
Nice ass king
The policemen are quite nice
He's very cooperative but i can't blame the cops either
Chapter 33
Yeah no shit that must be so insane
IF YOU HADN'T DROPPED OFF SCHOOL THEN...
That's kinda funny but idk man he's right i think
He's just like :3
I love how he isn't picking up a fight out of malice but rather just instinct like, he can't understand shit that is going on
YOU ARE SO RIGHT BAKI IT ISN'T BORING FOR ME EITHER
Chapter 34
Don't you fucking dare shave him Itagaki
It's funny how it took 2 books and a half for Baki to start being a protagonist
Holy fuck did Baki add height or is Miyamoto that big?
Wow how perfect i ran out of space just now!! Having fun with this book ngl :]
#luly talks#baki liveblog#little gay creature sees famous swordsman from the 1600s and loses their mind#"i want his gender'' they claim#also for a man who was born 2 days ago 400 years in the future he sure understands shit better than me 😭#maybe i too should stop having so much anxiety and just get ready to throw hands at ant moment#like back in the day... ☺️(😞)#anyway point is uhh silly little fun saga <3
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i’m pre-t but i have very hairy thighs and tummy so... heyyy 👋
HI LOL WHATS UP 😳
bro i love hairy guys sm… im hairy af too so please like.. ugh yknow.. i think theres this expectation for fem guys to have to shave but its like. please dont actually i think a hairy tummy is hot as fuck
#i was rlly sad when i realized i wasnt gonna get. a happy trail and just get a hairy belly but like. whatver#i shave sometimes for fun#but othertimes its like no way lol i like being hairy
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taeil nsfw a-z
a (aftercare! how are they like after sex?) ━
taeil is so sweet after sex!! it’s not about the whole cleaning you up half the time, it’s the small praises; “you did so well for me princess, i love you.” with those small comments you’d most likely be on your knees again.
b (what’s their favourite body part on themselves?) ━
baby is so confident with his dick. like..... i know he has a big dick and he knows it too, that innocent act of his aint working. jokes aside he’s confident with his looks and doesn’t have a favourite so far.
c (where do they like to cum?) ━
in you! like the breeding kink is SCREAMING. i know taeil has a breeding kink. he loves to watch his cum spill out of you just for him to ram back into you.. (the imagines i can make from that)
d (what’s dirty fantasy they’re always willing to try?) ━
sex in the middle of a park (at midnight.)
may or may not have been convinced this is his dirty fantasy from a certain kinktober.
e (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) ━
i’d say he’s experienced in dating just not as much in sex... he knows what to do but you help him explore his kinks
f (do they have a favourite position?) ━
missionary is every guys go to but he loves to cuddle your side; kissing your neck. penetrating you from the side.... mmmmm
g (are they serious during the moment or are they poking goofy jokes?) ━
yasss so serious bro. TBH i think he likes having little laughs during love making but usually hes serious about making you cum 3 times
h (are they hairy, trimmed, groomed or hairless?) ━
trimmed. dnt think i need to explain..........
i (intimacy? how do they start things off?) ━
if he has the chance to, he likes having you give him a little strip tease.
j (do they jack-off?) ━
not as much anymore but every now and then he likes to
k (any kinks?) ━
bondage, handcuffs, light bdsm... he’s just a soft dom if were being real and he enjoys edging, foodplay
l (favourite location?) ━
the bedroom
m (what’s their motivation? turn on’s?) ━
food play... :) whip cream on your nipples
n (no! what are some turn offs?) ━
i think he doens’t like being too rough
o (would they rather receive or give oral?) ━
recieve
p (how’s their pace? fast and rough or deep and slow?) ━
deep and slow ,,,,, just hitting ur sweet spot directly and teasing u
q (what’s their opinion on quickies? how often?) ━
not often
r (risk!!! how risky are they? do they experiment or play it safe?) ━
experimental becuas ehe enjoys exploring his kinks
s (how’s their stamina? can they go for multiple rounds?) ━
not too many but just enough
t (do they use toys? on themselves or their partners?) ━
toys arent that involved but he likes vibrators
u (how unfair are they? do they tease? how much?) ━
very unfair,
v (how loud are they? loud moans or do they keep their volume to a minimum?) ━
quiet. af! u need to quiet down to hear his hard groansand growls
w (wild card, give them a random head-canon!) ━
actor!taeil x barista - u didnt expect to see moviestar moon taeil entre your small run down cafe nevertheless fuck you in one of your booths
x-ray (let’s see what is going on under these clothes, pictures or words) ━
5 inches soft 6.5 hard
y (yearning, how high is their sex drive?) ━
low but he will do whatever u want im telling u WHATEVER U WANT
z (how quick do they fall asleep afterwards? zzz) ━
not fast he likes to talk for hours afterwards
sorry this is so bad i need to shit
#nct#nct imagines#nct scenarios#nct smut#nct 127 imagine#nct 127 scenarios#nct 127 smut#taeil#nct taeil#nct 127 taeil#taeil imagine#taeil imagines#taeil scenarios#taeil smut#nct x reader#nctnetwrite
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WOOF👊🏼👊🏼
😝🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤
#gym bro#huge muscles#alpha muscle#hairy chest#swolebro#huge pecs#muscular pecs#muscle#muscle chest#swole af#stringer#massive chest#cleavalicous#woof#motorboat#gif
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I found my old list of why we all should appreciate Freddie mercury; (this was like,, 2017 lmao so I thought I should dump it here since I lost it back then)
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Post about fave Fred boi things:::
How he can't even boil an egg
How he can't even drive a car even though he bought a car
How he manage to set a kitchen on fire
How he can't even cook
How he can't even do anything but be a trophy wife
but he has strong vocal chords I love him
How he can speak Japanese
How he got mad at Brian for winning scrabbles
How he love his cats like a crazy cat lady
How he threw a brick to his managers window because he left him alone in a restaurant
How he lost his shoes
How he ran after a guy who bought his jacket Roger sold at their old thrift shop
How he has strong vocal chords that can kill me
How he has killer cheekbones tho
How he believed his teeth made his vocals stronger lmao
How he has cute overbites
How he used to model nuse for his old art school
How am I still going on this is all by pure memory
How his first words to Jim Hutton was "how big is your cock dear?"
How he was such a qt3.14
How he asked how big Rogers vagina was.
How he invited some cops in for some jasmine tea when he was high af
How he freaked out when he figured out someone drugged his drinks at his 39th birthday party
How he beats everyone at table tennis
How he wears pants that we're suffocating his cock
How he probably have sex with the entire Gay community of London,Munich and some other place I can't think idk
How he loves Jim hutton
How he stole one of his ex-boyfriends cat
How he kept Bohemian rhapsody such a secret wtf what is that song anyway??
How hairy he was tho like bro shave
The great pretender music video
How he knows he's literally dying but took a shot of vodka and kept going
How he continued until hes done with 95% of the final album
How good he looked in leather tho
How he probably hit on deaky before oml
How he looks so good in the 70s jesus
How good he looks all the time lol
How the planet mercury was named after him
How I fucking wished
How to: Joel and adam
How am I still going on
How how how how
Howlllllll
Hoe hoe hoe merry christmas
Howell
Oh and one last one,
How he says a final 'I love you" in these are the days of our lives.
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