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Am I allowed to say that Meggan fumbled??? Like... Ngl, I fucking hate Captain Britain. He's a huge dick.
Kurt loved her for who she is and that empath should have known that ✋🙄
She makes herself so pretty for Captain Bitch, but even when she shifted to make herself look how she felt (undesirable bc of Captain lil Bitch) Kurt still told her how beautiful she was.
Bc he's constantly been told it's what's on the inside that counts, he can see her light even when she doesn't.
#nightcrawler#kurt wagner#marvel#xmen#i love him#x-men#Meggan#Captain Britan mention warning#excalibur
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Spy kids is fantastic,
From the parents perspective
You're old coworkers/friends are going missing, you come out of retirement to investigate,
You get kidnapped by the wiggles
They reveal they are plotting world domination, you're not quite sure what to do about it but you're just glad your children (oldest is at most 9) arent involved
Your husband gets turned into a wiggles side character
Your children show up to let you out of your cell, with them is the wiggles
"don't worry mum" your infant son reassures you, "they're not evil anymore, just sad"
Sure, whatever
The wiggles let you out of the cage, you're all rushing to get to the control room to stop the world domination
You are captured a second time
You're about to have to fight 500 small children, your two small children show up to help? You're still woefully outnumbered
Your estranged brother-in-law crashes through the window
Ok??????
The children just, sort of ignore your family and start playing? With the evil wiggles side characters who'd been running this show selling arms to the government or something idk
Your husband and his brother look vaguely like they're going to start fighting again?
Oh wait no the brother in law is crying, ok, alright, fair enough it's been an emotional few days
Days saved, as you turn to go home, your kids look up at you with imploring eyes, this fills you with dread, they are holding hands with the wiggles
"hey can they come with us? They're lonely out here all alone"
To be fair the wiggles do look vaguely muted in colour, not particularly sad, just, mildly depressed
Sure, fine, more the merrier, we're already taking uncle knives home because him and Greg are still clinging to each other crying
#spy kids#i was gonna do mister maker bc it felt more comfortable to me and then remembered that's britan exclusive
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ouhh..... what if the scientists like, also released more prey into the forests or something and the cats became suspicious.... what would the scientists do if one of the clan cats specifically came to them for help for whatever reason?
You have to remember they are researchers. They are interacting with wild animals, and aren't trying to ruin their data with interference like that.
They don't give food gifts, flood the forest with animals (except when other conservation efforts overlap), or attempt to acclimate Clan cats to humans. This fear of people is considered a good thing; it would be very bad for cats to rely on humans or interact with hikers regularly.
(Even SkyClan can end up on thin ice with their willingness to steal and beg.)
So it's unlikely the Clan cats come up to ask for help and that is a positive. If it did happen, they may do the bare minimum (like when a shark asks a human to remove a fishhook), and then write it down in their notes.
But hikers are given a LOT of warnings, and even fined, for bothering the wildlife. Clan cats WILL hurt you if you grab them. You're encouraged to only walk and camp in marked areas.
The cats aren't the only reason for that either!
Sanctuary Lake boasts a sizeable boar population, a red deer herd, over a dozen species of protected songbirds, badgers, otters, foxes, and beavers were (indirectly) re-introduced.
Motor boats are also banned in the lake, to protect water quality. The water is so pure that it's able to host the endangered Freshwater Pearl Mussel, and probably has its own species of endemic fish.
So in a nutshell; no. The Clan cats are not messed with. Interaction is kept distant very purposefully.
#The most unrealistic part of what I mentioned is boar btw#Boar have only recently been reintroduced to the UK period. But I'm putting them in the same boat as the eagle population#Plus if I didn't include boar I'd have to keep foxes and badgers ridiculously unrealistic#As they are in canon#My partner self refers to britan as Tutorial Island lmao#The wildlife is SO gentle compared to america#The erins write foxes like coyotes#And badgers like tiny bears#And like NO LOL you're thinking of a HOG. You want a BOAR.#A BOAR ROARS#They don't go oink oink like cute piggies those things are horrifying#If you've ever heard the 'Stock Beast Roar' in any media ever? That was a boar.#Millie's radio collar
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hi everyone. id like to make an awareness post here. someone you know could be suffering from british. british is a serious disease, and yet there is no cure. yet! our associates at 5218008 industries are working on a cure! click here to learn more about british, and click here to learn more about what we at 5218008 industries do as a "company family", as we like to call it. but now, lets take a moment of silence for those who are currently suffering from british.
this young man has been suffering from british for a very long time. he also suffers from catboy. the fact that he has survived(nope lol) both british and catboy is a truly astounding act.
this person whos gender is the bomb theyre planning to bomb you with has been suffering from british since age 14. the fact that they are smiling through theyre diagnosis is truly a heartwarming act.
this man has been suffering from british since he was born. he also suffers from bisexuality, a disease i personally battle with everyday. despite everything that he has endured, he has yet to become a major antagonist in an anime. oh? whats that? uh, forget about that last bit.
here he is pictured at a younger age. despite being a lifelong sufferer of british, he has managed to stay (somewhat) positive. always.
thank you for reading my post. (uh quick disclaimer this post is a joke i have nothing against british ppl yall are great love yall)
#nevermore webtoon#pluto nevermore#saiki k#kusuke saiki#jjba#dio brando#no spoiler for jjba please ive only seen like 5 eps#the fact that theyre are two blond evil gays on this list really tells me something. if its true that means britan is full of gay villans a#d since villans are almost always hot i would like to go to britan please and thank you
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When we say “next year in Jerusalem” we don’t mean literal Jerusalem, Jerusalem is a state of mind.
#jumblr#i stand with israel#israel#jerusalem#jerusalem is a state of mind#what we actually mean is brooklyn where all jews come from#that and britan
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I hope we see Hobie's spider-band in btsv. I'm curious about how they'll handle Karl especially, since he's native American in the comics and Hobie's British in the movie
#atsv#btsv#Spiderverse#hobie brown#karl morningdew#spider punk#spiderpunk#idk currently i think karls family moved to britan for some reason and hes still NA#but im still curious about how he'll be handled in the movie
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A latest discovery is rewriting our understanding of Britain's Dark Ages. Confirmation of a 5th century Roman mosaic in England changes the view of a sudden collapse of Britannia’s society after the fall of the Roman Empire.
The Chedworth Roman Villa in England is at the heart of this breakthrough. Radiocarbon dating of a stunning mosaic found here reveals it dates back to the mid-5th century, long after the fall of Rome in 410 AD! This challenges the long-held belief that Europe plunged into a cultural and intellectual decline following Rome's collapse.
#mosaic#Chedworth#Middle Ages#Roman Britan#Roman Colonization & Expansion#Roman Empire#Britannia#ancient#history#ancient origins
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When I was a kid, I had this VHS tape of the English kaiju movie, Gorgo
I forgot about it, till recently, when I found out that the main monster, the titular Gorgo, is actually in the public domain.
I told my long time friend at work, and thought Gorgo was a "Gragle Simpson" of giant monsters.
Now I kinda want to make a Gragle Kaiju.
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I could just stare at this photo for hours
(Re-enhanced and edited by @Ant.And.Dec._)
#ant mcpartlin#declan donnelly#ant and dec#antanddecssatudaynighttakeaway#saturdaynighttakeaway#im a celebrity get me out of here#imaceleb#snt#imacelebrity#alien autopsy#bgt#britans got talent
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i just love peggy carter
#i love her...#& i dont care in how many projekts Marvel trys to get her in...#lately i see so much hate about her...#which is weird because their are other characters who are more annoying...#& more forced into our faces...but what ever...#everytime i see korg i just think: again :/#but yeah hate on the women who helped creating shield..who is a fucking superhero...who is a good person#she also looks great in the suit...#thats britans ass..#the only ass i want to see from the brits...#please stay away with the hate from here...#peggy carter#captain carter#marvel#what if season 2#dsmom#doctor strange multiverse of madness#doctor strange mom
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everyone's always like "ohh writing research is so incriminating pls fbi man in my phone don't think the wrong thing aha"
meanwhile, my writing research:
pov you're writing fucking. stranger things fic. sigh
#mona rambles#hands-down my writing research is less incriminating than like. other reasearch :joysob:#also good grief the amount of shit that makes me go 'uhhh'#like. i'm an early 90s baby this is just. hmm. yeah#💀💀💀#like i have vague ideas of stuff and its time period but it's uhhh#I'm ALSO not from the US#and I am having a TIME with US/UK English (derogatory)#anyway it's fine i'm fine i'm having FUN (sobbing)#next fandom's gonna be german. fucking#west virginia and indiana and medieval fucking britan i am DONE#(who am i kidding i'm a goddamn nerd who enjoys this shit) but also just ONCE!!! I'd like to not think oh hash browns#I'm sure that's like. brownies! cause we do actually call brownies/edibles 'hasch brownies' in german#turns out it's?? POTATO????? LIKE WHAT#Good god#IGNORE ME#English (derogatory) etc etc
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Cocky clock has a message for you.
#united kingdom#uk#britan#england#london#big ben#art#my art#meme#lol#funny video#random#shower thoughts#clocks#clock#london architecture#big ben clock#artwork#videos#my video#youtube#youtube video#original#my artwork#my art <3#my artwrok#Youtube
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Here have some memes I found on Pinterest.
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OH NOOOOOO oh god shit fuck i have to make a female knight work in historically accurate late iron age/early medieval britan. oh god oh fuck. ig shes crossdressing?
#my thots#i would just make her a man but then a) gay people in early medieval britan and b) she appeared to me fully formed as a woman#unless shes a man with long hair no. no thats a slim woman#ok. ok shes a crossdresser. apparently. slay.#<- the issue is that i would love to write queer people unfortunately i grew up on very heteronormative ya fantasy esp when it took place#historically so either the queer ppl in this story are waiting to make sure im not homophobic or theyre all super closeted#likely the second tee bee queue aitch with ypu#ocworldposting#actually im going to do some googling and come back maybe its not a problem! who knows! joan of arc did it
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I have so much to say about this man its not even funny
Gonna rant in tags
#First of all congrats on separating ancient Egypt and post ptolemaic rule Egypt i guess#hate that this is where the bar is but good job on meeting the bar#also why does thia man literally not have any personality#why did you bother making a character for this country if you're gonna literally make them this blank#also you made the common mistake of making the Egyptian live in a dessert#you do realise that we have the longest river in the world right?#all the Egyptian capitals through history has either been by the sea or by the nile#during ww2 which is when most of hetalia takes place the capital would've been cairo#which may i remind you isn't a dessert#it was a fucking city and while it wasn't as advanced as Europe nations it wasn't in the stone age either#also why is Egypt so chill with Turkey?#that bitch has been stealing his money and recourses and killed his ppl for decades even centuries#going back to ww2 Egypt was under britan rule during this time#why is he not shown interacting with England like other British colonies??#also this is not an Egyptian fold for the head scarf#anyways sorry for getting to rambly#thanks for listening to my ted talk#hetalia#aph#aph egypt#aph greece#aph turkey#blue's doodles
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