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Accidentally joined a cult and somehow became leader??? All we do is eat bread, worship bread, and make bread?? I don’t know what is happening here anymore!
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pastelmumu · 1 year
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Y/N and Tommy: "Bread,Bread,Bread,Bread"
Technoblade: "What are you guys doing-"
Y/N: "COME JOIN THE BREAD CULT"
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defnotaven · 2 years
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i am back
hah. u think u can escape bread? think again. MWUAHAHAHA HAHAHHA MWUAHAHAHA ahah ah aha. a... ok im done, wanna watch dora ?
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aroacewolfic · 4 months
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have you ever forgotten about things that happened on an old discord server with old friends and gone onto it to relive old memories only to find a bread cult
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aidenbabiden · 5 months
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Kinda regret leaving my cult to be honest
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the-lemon-toast · 1 year
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One time I started a bread cult and I started writing the bible for it, basically it was love all but fuck cheese but then hatred started between the two so I was like okay but actually let's relax bc bread god loves all. Eventually a bunch of shitty people joined and morel dropped especially from me and one of the mods was actually younger then they said they were, and try were really young In the first place so it all just kinda felt weird overall but some people I have fond memories of and I hope they are all doing alright. Honestly it was a distraction from my sadness during COVID but my mental health was still a bit to shot to properly deal with situations. I'm just to caring and trusting. Shoulda kicked out the bad actors.
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pilotcattaco · 2 years
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An attribute to my homies’ favourite cult
BREAD CULT!
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kaiscumsock · 1 year
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evan peters in the asylum bts video 🫶
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tiniestbun · 6 months
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"And they make it work"
Bread crew moment?? BREAD CREW MOMENT
I'm so so normal about the bread crew save :> let three lambs cause mayhem
Lambs {in order of left to right}:
Nilla - Me :>
Cookie - @spacedoutflowers
Case - @spadsnnocks
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bread-knife · 1 year
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Rex Lapis is over six-thousand years old. A mere six-thousand years is not much time in comparison to the age of Teyvat itself, but that does not make his venerable age insubstantial. It allows him quite a bit of knowledge that would have otherwise been washed away by the tides of time, after all.
For example: although you are a divinity that all— even Archons— kneel before, your origins and your original duties have long been forgotten by most. You are hailed as many things, as a keeper of the home and hearth and as the fortunes that lead adventurers both to treasure... and their dooms. Many consider you a being that presides over most things, if not everything. However, at your core...
You are, very simply, a guide. You have always been a guide. Morax's spear struck truest when your presence lingered near the battles he fought. Before he was a god of commerce, before he was a god of contracts written in things other than promises between soldiers on a ravaged battlefield, Morax was a god of war. You were no different— in many ways you still are that same being, the one whose murmurs in the wind led the now-retired Geo Archon to his ascension and his countless victories in battle.
You are a commander. Your history lingers in the way you assess him, the way your fingers twitch to tweak and adjust at all of the things that tie him together. You had never hesitated to do such things before, but that was perhaps because you had never been physically present during all of those times. Zhongli gazes upon you now, however, and sees all that he had anticipated and more.
Times have grown kinder since the Archon Wars, and Zhongli has grown softer in kind— as soft as a being such as Morax can be, anyways. You've grown kinder, too. A building can never forget its foundations, however— Zhongli smiles a gentle smile when you hand him his spear, which has once again grown sharper, stronger, and more lethal than ever. A low hum of new power rests where a gnosis once sat.
Yes, yes. Times have changed, but are there not those who share the memories?
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cereusblue · 4 months
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Well boy howdy, getting back into hyperfixations with lamb game, excited for the upcoming update. Been chatting with my lovely friend about it for a while now, having dragged them back into the game with me lol.
Also, most definitely did not get back into writing again just because of lamb game, no, course not. Something I don't know when it will be posted but the document grows each passing day.
Just some doodles of my lamb that I did while chatting with my friend. You know who you are.
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felixcloud6288 · 2 months
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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF BREAD
:DDDDD
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I can't decide. I like Italian, multigrain, and rye. I like baguettes, naan, and flatbreads. My grocery store sells Cuban rolls that are hard as a brick and I love eating them as a snack.
I like asiago too but something about the flavor makes me not like eating a lot of it in one setting. Bagels are okay but I prefer them toasted.
I don't really like sourdough.
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soviet-space-ace · 1 year
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What people think Model UN is like: serious socially conscious students working diligently to achieve world peace.
What Model UN is actually like: “Breaking news! The Gospel Of Bread has taken over much of Europe and has assassinated several world leaders!”
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that-girl-glader · 8 months
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Nah cause I'm having an aromantic crisis kind of. So like I thought I was aromantic period, but idk anymore. Like am I greyromantic? because I have a I don't even think you can catagorise it as a crush. Is it a squish? is it neurodivergency? or.... is it the tiniest spec of romantic attraction. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?? Lol bro, idk what it is. I just know I'm somewhere on the aroace spec I just don't know were yet. My days.
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starsailrvee · 2 years
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it’s done! it’s doneeeeeee *does a little jig*
i’ve been chewing through these for the past week or so...uh some of them are admittedly more low-effort than others but i’m pretty happy with their designs overall. and yes btw, i did change some of the names again. :v
tagging this is gonna be so much fun uvu”
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lemmykirby · 2 months
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I'm not dead just busy, heres art dump
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