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andy-clutterbuck · 1 year
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Men's Fitness | 2014
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navree · 2 years
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“her teeth seem longer and pointier” absolutely and wonderfully petty of dracula to be so fucking done with getting blocked from what he wants that, after getting pissed enough to track down a wolf and vault it through a window, has now decided that fine, they don’t want him to kill lucy, he won’t kill lucy, he’ll just turn lucy into him instead. he really said “if i don’t win, no one wins” 
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secretmellowblog · 2 years
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Bram Stoker has a hilariously obvious Kink for sexy men sucking each other’s blood out of love, and it’s funny to see him write elaborate excuses for this to happen in Dracula without being “gay…” Bram Stoker constructs intricate rituals that allow him to suck the blood of other men.
In Castle Dracula we do not get any onpage homoerotic bloodsucking— but the potential of homoerotic bloodsucking is constantly very obviously implied.
Later we’re told that Seward is good friends with Bram Stoker’s self insert Abraham “Bram” Helsing….and that they deeply truly bonded on the day that Seward sucked poison out of his blood. This is like, the Good version of homoerotic bloodsucking, instead of the Dracula’s evil version. But it’s not gay because he hAD to, there was poison —-
Finally we get the “blood drawing Conga line” when Lucy is sick— Bram Stoker’s self insert must constantly draw blood/have his blood drawn by the handsome young suitors. Van Helsing refuses to draw blood from the maids because he believes it can only work with Men, with Good Strong Manly Men who have Sexy Rippling Muscles. But this obviously isnt gay because they’re doing it out of love for a wOMAN. Although when Helsing has his blood drawn it it’s partially because of his love for Seward.
Anyway— other people have posted about Bram Stoker’s complicated real-life relationship with queerness and with Oscar Wilde, and yeahhh. Yeah that makes sense. Even without that context it’s sorta easy to see Stoker has a bit of a Thing for handsome men sucking stuff out of each other, and really wants his self-insert to be involved in it— as if he’s writing elaborate excuses to express some kind of repressed queerness in his story in a way that won’t get him carted off to jail.
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lukeskylovr · 9 months
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oh the inherent queerness of vampires and their found families
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evilkitten3 · 2 years
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main character from southern england named jonathan who has a love interest whose first name starts with an ‘m’ signs up for Perfectly Normal Job only to get kidnapped by a terrifying monster from east-ish europe after ignore several blaring warning sirens and tries to convince himself that This Is Fine while the world as he knows it crumbles around him
also someone with the surname “stoker” is involved
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beneath-thestyx · 7 months
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if we read Bram Stoker's Dracula through a sexual lenses, then the voyage of the Demeter is an orgy that went horribly wrong
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ars0nism · 2 years
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least favorite thing about existing is how engrained h*rry p*tter is in society like if i dont like dsmp yeah whatever block the tumblr tags and dont go on tik tok too much whatever. dont like that shitshow??? good luck trying to avoid it!! its fucking everywhere!!
#im all for just. letting people exist#i dont care what fandoms ur in. just tag ur shit#if i dont have it blacklisted ?? thats on me#but p*tter is so engrained in modern society its in random unrelated quizzes. its what your classmates talk about randomly#doesnt matter which fucking fandom youre in. what group youre with (unless theyre all hp antis). theyll mention it#'whats ur house 🥺🥺' my house is go fuck yourself#listen im a zodiac sign bitch. i get it. but stop. fucking. talking. about. the terf world.#'i dont support jkr tho death of the author' oh but you support blatant antisemitism & fucking slavery apologizing ???????#the media reflects the views of the author#and YEAH im a 19th century literature enjoyer. but guess what. bram stoker isnt gaining SHIT from all of us reading dracula#not to mention i can recognize and criticize these novels on their problematic bits#ive never met a h*rry p*tter fan with critical reading skills#'all this bc of a kin quiz' ok listen they gave aroace & alloace as options but not aroallo i was already upset and then boom#no tik tok i dont care about the new fantastic beasts. if mads and jude law want to be gay for each other they can do it anywhere else#and no classmates im not being a killjoy im just not tolerating literally every kind of bigotry under the sun#because im a normal person#and you know what else im fucking sick of#WHEN THEYCGET MAD AT ME FOR NOT LIKING IT ????#'please dont talk about that franchise near me it makes me uncomfy & upset' 'youre overreacting'#AM I??? AM I????#IT WAS MY CHILDHOOD TOO AND IM TRANS MY CHILDHOOD IDOL HATES PEOPLE LIKE ME#I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HATE IT I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BE UPSET#i would give my life defending trans women. you wouldnt even give up a single fucking kids franchise#anyway#i should quit my antidepressants i should go back to being too tired for anger#back to therapy i need coping mechanisms but for anger this time
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gellavonhamster · 2 years
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Dracula ballet, the Latvian National Opera and Ballet (source).
My friend and I saw it yesterday! It is based on the 1992 Francis Ford Coppola movie, with some additional alterations (such as not moving the action back to Transylvania in the last part of the plot and expanding the role of the woman whose baby was eaten by the Brides; also, no Quincey yet again, which is always a pity), and, while I am not a fan of that movie, I found this production quite lovely. I especially liked how the dancers playing vampires moved in a slightly different way from those playing humans, with some crawling quality to them, and how Renfield had a pretty big part, with his remorse when he realizes that Dracula wants to turn Mina shown very clearly. 
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Cursed idea
A performance of Dracula, the musical, where everything is the same as usual except during There's Always a Tomorrow instead of the "I was born to love you" bits they play the chorus from I Was Made For Lovin' You by Kiss. The rest of the song goes on as usual
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v4nt4bl4ck · 2 years
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Haha Jonathan you have seen me go down the wall in lizard fashion
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andy-clutterbuck · 9 months
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6x16 | Last Day on Earth
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softgrungeprophet · 2 years
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the combo of reading dracula via email and trying to find good comics on comicfury just results in this unending deluge of an author writing out dialects and accents and spelling words in “unique” ways
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lonely-dog-song · 2 years
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reading scenes that take place in an asylum make me realize i rly have no idea what an asylum is supposed to look like. *trying to imagine the setting of the cabinet of dr caligari*
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rooftopvibes · 7 months
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🍂Books i read in September 🍂
Stefan Zweig / Amok 🌌
(97 pages)
Amok is a short novella. It’s very exciting and interesting so it’s easy to read in one session. It’s about a doctor who works somewhere in an isolated town in India. One day a very proud woman comes to see him and wants to get an abortion. He doesn’t directly deny it but he asks for something in return that she doesn’t want to give him. Then he goes mad, follows her and really wants to help her. The book is about this madness (i wouldn’t say the protagonist is in love but it reminded me of that love madness you read in Dostoevsky’s novels like in „the gambler“.) like the title says, about guilt/regret that lead to ending one‘s life and about abortion, the pain and risk that come with it (when it’s illegal) that even follow you after death which is heartbreaking to read.
As I said parts of it remind me of Dostoevsky’s work and these psychological themes and characters. How the story is told reminds me of „Frankenstein“ since it’s both people telling (confessing) their story some stranger on a cruise. The novel is beautiful, dramatic and really sad, the characters are interesting to analyze. It’s always a pleasure to read Zweig because he has such a deep understanding and these paragraphs describing the sky and the stars give me such a warm feeling in my chest and such nice pictures in my head 💘
Bram Stoker / Dracula 🧛‍♂️
(502 pages)
Dracula is one of the must reads if you like horror and vampire stories. It’s the origin of vampire movies, it’s like the father and it’s worth reading because you can recognize how many modern works are being influenced by this piece! Especially for fall and Halloween it’s a very nice book to get in that spooky mood.
The scenery is breath taking, the characters are lovely and caring that i felt comforted while reading. The female characters are strong and I love them. You travel through snowy landscapes, a very old but beautiful castle, a coast, spooky graveyards, rivers and so much more. The story already caught me during the first pages and I think i‘ve never read a book so fast because it was so exciting from beginning till the end. I found the book sad at times since Dracula appears friendly at first and how it must be the biggest punishment to be Dracula and be immortal like Mina said. The book has a lot of this dead women romance in it like you often see in old paintings: dead women who seem as young and beautiful as never, being surrounded by flowers and so on like Lucy when she was lying in her grave (a picture that stays in my mind). Death seems beautiful but at the same time it’s brutal how they murder the undead, put an arrow through their hearts, cut their heads off. It’s the whole vampire romance aesthetic and the parts in which Dracula is present, sucks blood out of his victims, the undead woman lie in their grave seducing the doctor are erotic, overall that’s one of the main underlying atmospheres. Although the story seems hopeful and happy at times, there is so much pain and darkness and always this old romance. It’s one of my favorite books i read this year. 🖤🖤
Ned Vizzini / It‘s kind of a funny story 🏥
(464 pages)
If you watched the movie that is based on the book, you should read the book too. It’s about a teenager Craig, who is struggling, putting a lot of pressure on himself (because of school) and ends up going to a mental hospital. The main topics of this novel are depression, mental health, love, friendship and therapy. Throughout the book you get to know the other patients in the hospital, you see how they grow and struggle. The author was in a mental hospital himself and processed his time there with this novel since he wrote it shortly after his stay there.
I have mixed feelings about this novel. I have watched the movie some years ago and I liked that a lot. There is a lot of additional information in the book and some characters, important scenes and background information is missing in the movie which is quite sad (so the movie did kinda miss the whole point/the main message). One thing that made me dislike the novel was that i didn’t like any of the characters, they aren’t relatable (but i think to others they are so that’s just personal), some paragraphs upset me a lot because the way how some characters think (mostly Craig and his friends) and the things that they say (about mental illness) were kinda disrespectful and triggering. This topic is very sensitive that’s why it was very difficult to read emotionally so it took me a long time to finish the book. Otherwise it’s easy to read since english is my second language and I had no trouble understanding it. I sometimes had the impression that the book was judging at times and that it made it seem like love can save and heal someone and that just made me sad because i don’t like these kind of books that portray this message. In my opinion romance and the story with Noelle and Nia didn’t fit that well into the book since healing should be only about yourself (but it’s a teenage boy so it’s understandable that girls are a topic in his life). Nevertheless i can see why a lot of people love this book and also like the story with Noelle. The end of the book can give people hope and is positive in contrast to the beginning so that’s a good thing.
Jean Paul Sartre / The age of freedom 🪰
(435 pages)
The age of freedom is one out of a series of three (+ one unfinished) novels. The main topic of the novels is freedom (and ofc Sartre‘s existentialist concepts). The novel revolves around a philosophy teacher who’s lover is pregnant and the question to marry her or choose abortion, somehow get the money for that runs through the whole novel. There also appear other interesting characters, a drug addict singer, a philosophy student, a homosexual person who doesn’t seem healthy in his mind and other people.
I didn‘t find the story too interesting since nothing really happens but it’s Sartre so it’s more about the characters, their values and the moral questions that appear during the whole book. Because of the storyline it felt more like 200 pages. It made me think a lot about freedom and how we build prisons and put ourselves in them. It’s a book that impacts me a lot and made me see the topic of freedom in a different way. I always find something relatable in Sartre‘s work and it makes me feel so understood. I want to read the other novels too since the storyline also seems more interesting in the following works and i liked the characters a lot. Since I read this work I spend a lot of time thinking about it and it is really a novel that sticks with me for weeks, months and years.
Fuminori Nakamura / The thief 🚬
(208 pages)
A quick and easy read about Nishimura a pickpocket, stealing mostly wallets from wealthy looking people. Throughout the book you get to know the character and learn about his past, his partner who got lost/died, his lover and a boy whose mother isn’t taking good care of him. The main character‘s past follows him and gets him in dangerous situations. There doesn’t seem any way to escape.
A boy recommended this novel to read at school and I remember this was one of the very few books I actually read back then so I decided to read it again. I like it a lot, it takes your breath away in one moment and you hope everything goes well. There is a lot open to imagination in this novel, especially the end leaves you with many questions yet not completely clueless. At first I wished the story would go on but actually i think it’s good that it ended at the point it did. It didn’t tell every secret to the reader, it shows that the characters have their own life and their own secrets and you‘re just the reader but at the same time you will feel the atmosphere and walk through these streets of Tokyo. I think I like this novel so much because there’s so much to think about and figure out and it’s like the reader can write their own ending even though there are some points where you can guess what will happen and make your own theories. I understand if people don’t like when stories have an open ending but i still recommend it to everyone because it tells a heart warming and breaking story and the atmosphere is absolutely beautiful and comforting to me. I‘m looking forward to read more by this beautiful writer <3
Paulo Coelho / The alchemist 🧪
(172 pages)
This short novel (or self help book) is about a shepherd boy who is getting signs from the universe to go to egypt and find a hidden treasure. The main character is lead by signs of the universe and the stones of wisdom. An old king always appears in the story who gives advice to the shepherd boy. So the shepherd boy ends up traveling to egypt and learns a lot on his journey about the world, meets a girl and falls in love.
At first I was very critical about this novel even though I heard a lot of good about it. It’s said that the novel is spiritual and very inspiring and I’m not that kind of person who likeses these kind of books but i thought I would still give it a try. It was very unusual to read at the beginning because there’s such a sudden change of the scenery. It’s all about the conversations so the atmosphere and landscape isn’t described that detailed. But i got used to it, so I would say it’s a very easy book to read. There are some quite interesting conversations and i found the novel inspiring and comforting. Regardless of that, it’s not a work that i will remember because I didn’t spend much time thinking about it after reading it, but maybe it‘ll come back to me, who knows. I would say that it doesn’t hurt to read and maybe you‘ll learn something, be inspired and more optimistic about life but if not you just read a short novel and know what the hype is all about.
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nicxxx5 · 1 year
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y'all. dracula was kinda gay at that one part
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Re-listening to Dracula (yet again) and I just remembered that as of May I now have even MORE in common with Jonathan Harker 🥰
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