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It’s not my fault I only remember how to be a person around 4pm
#brain woke up#I’d definitely drift more nocturnal if not for job#and also what is likely already a vitamin D deficiency#text
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#呪術廻戦#夏油傑#五夏#stsg#satosugu#shoko#my art#fanart#gojo satoru#geto suguru#goge#jjk0#my brain woke up today and choose violence#also this is practice for my saphic witches comic
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the unemployed friend waking up at 12pm on a tuesday to scour the internet for some lost thrash metal tape from 40 years ago
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#black leg sanji#red leg zeff#one piece#comic#fanart#sanji vinsmoke#< the tag I use more often so just for easy navigation on my blog.#my dog of 17 years passed the other night and god knows I suck at processing things#I wanted a way to distract myself but I couldn’t Really distract myself so.#when I woke up after drawing this comic I hated how I wrote the end part#my brain was muddled so words weren’t coming to me the way I wanted it to#I was going to change it before posting it here but that feels… disingenuous. so I’m keeping it#my puppy’s name was Sunny. it’s silly of me but it makes me feel even closer to one piece now#anyway sorry for rambling#I miss my big baby
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#selfie bee#hello friends!! how are you doing!! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ#I'm very very tired today#I woke up very early today because I took a driving lesson!#I have had my licence for many many years now but I haven't driven in so long#and when I tried I just turned on the windshield wipers again and again#so I'm taking some refreshment lessons! I was really afraid of driving again but my new driving teacher is very nice (❁´‿`❁)#my last one scared me a little because he talked a lot about bathroom renovation#I just drove for an hour or so but I was so concentrated that I'm very tired now#I have another lesson tomorrow because I deleted every information in my brain about how to park a car#all those synapses are currently used to remember Godzilla facts#another big news!!#I saw a PHEASANT last week#we almost hit it with the car but luckly it remembered in time that it was a bird and flew away#I've NEVER seen a pheasant before!! ( ´ ▽ ` )#I knew that pheasants were real because my favourite cartoon as a child was animals of farthing wood#and there's pheasants in it and then they get murdered and all the other animals are like 'oh well'#but I had never seen one!#I feel like a stronger person now#one that can drive a car#maybe even park one ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ#have a wonderful evening friends#<3
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Women are so attractive actually i love women so much it’s actually insane
#wlw#wlw mood#sapphic#sapphism#lesbian#you know that ‘i saw a woman so beautiful i started crying’ post??#actually me rn#women just hnnnngggg#yall are SO attractive i can’t do this#people ask me my type and my brain pictures Every Woman™️#also i didn’t stay up till 5am this time#i woke up after 2 hours🙃#and got on my phone and saw too many women and got emotional about it#lol#im gay and i like sleeping
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Eddie is used to getting recognized in public, but it doesn’t mean he likes it.
And Gareth knows how much he doesn’t like it, so Eddie’s not really sure why his best friend has completely abandoned him like this. Well, maybe abandon is a little dramatic. He said he’d be right back, but that was half an hour ago, and there’s only so many times he can circle the park and dive into bushes anytime someone gets too close. Which is why Eddie left the park altogether and is now sitting at a bus station. No one would expect notorious Corroded Coffin frontman Eddie Munson to be at a bus station, right?
Except he’s not sure the hat and sunglasses and incongruous location are quite doing their job. A group of kids across the road have stopped and they’re all whispering amongst themselves as they look at him. Eddie really wishes he had something to conceal himself with, but his hand over his face would definitely look way too suspicious. He’s thinking he might just have to cut and run and take his chances back in the park bushes.
That is, until the most beautiful man he’s ever seen in his life sits in the seat next to him, unfurling a giant map that easily shields both of them. Eddie’s fucking savior.
“Hey, you wouldn’t happen to know how to get to Japantown, would you?” the guy asks.
As it happens, Eddie does know how to get to Japantown. He hasn’t actually ridden the bus in years, but he still remembers the route. “Yeah,” he says, pointing it out on the map. “You just get on line five headed east and ride it like nine or ten stops until you get to McAllister and Fillmore. From there you just have to walk a few blocks to get into the area.”
The guy looks at him with big eyes, brown and a little droopy. “McAllister and Fillmore,” he repeats, like he’s trying to memorize it. He has pretty pink lips, glistening a little like he’s wearing lipgloss.
Fuck, he’s adorable. And looks a bit prone to getting lost. And Eddie’s still kind of mad at Gareth for leaving him high and dry out here. So as the bus pulls up to the stop, Eddie figures what the hell?
“I’m actually headed that way,” Eddie says, standing. “I can show you.”
The guy’s whole face brightens and fuck, he really is gorgeous. “You don’t mind?”
“Not at all, big boy.”
The bus is blessedly empty other than one shriveled up lady sitting towards the front with her groceries and a teenager in the middle with giant headphones and their nose in a book. Eddie heads to the back with the guy, who now has a faint blush dusting his nose and cheeks.
“I’m Steve, by the way,” he says as he sits in the seat next to Eddie. “What’s your name?”
So that confirms that Steve doesn’t know who he is. It didn’t seem like he did from how he was reacting, but it’s a bit of relief to know for sure. “Eddie,” he says, bumping his shoulder into Steve’s. “Nice to meet you.”
Steve gives him a smile that’s about as radiant as the sun as he nudges Eddie’s shoulder back. “You too.”
“So what do you have going on in Japantown?” Eddie asks.
“I’m headed to a baby shower for some friends who live near there,” he says, “Well, it’s not a real baby shower.”
“No?”
“‘Cause it’s not a real baby. That is, it’s not a human baby.”
Eddie lifts his eyebrows. “I think you lost me.”
Steve twists in his seat and starts gesturing with his hands. “Well, it all started when they found out that one of their cats wasn’t actually spayed and had gotten knocked up by a stray,” he says, “And Robin was like, ‘Hey, more cats, that’s a good thing,’ and Nancy was like, ‘No, our neighbors already think we’re crazy cat ladies.’”
“Uh huh.”
“So they compromised and decided they would keep one kitten and give the rest away,” Steve says, “So it’s less of a come give us presents for our baby shower and more of a please take our babies away shower. You know?”
“Oh yeah, one of those,” Eddie says, and Steve laughs.
“Hey, are you in the market for a kitten?” he asks. “Cause if you are, I totally know where you can get one.”
It’s Eddie’s turn to laugh. “Honestly?” he says, “I’ve got nothing else going on. Why the hell not?”
Steve gives him another one of those radiant smiles and Eddie can’t help but hope he gets more than a kitten by the end of this.
#robin: what is eddie munson doing in our living room?#steve: you guys already know my new friend eddie?#i honestly don't really know what this is#i woke up from a nap and this was just in my brain#so do with it what you will#steddie#steve x eddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#ficlet
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calling it right now that season 3 starts like this
#so confused about people saying the season finale feels like the end because to me it didn't at all#there's like 5-10 issues immediately set up for another season#they're in a happy place at this point because they've both realized their love is bigger than anything else#and makes it worth working on their problems together#the problems are still very much there#both of them have deep self esteem/self loathing issues that haven't been resolved in the week since ed woke up#ed doesn't know about stede's trauma#they haven't talked through anything#and they'll be shit at starting/running an inn lmao it's not gonna go well#and those are just some of the internal issues#then there's prince ricky and all the authorities that would very much like to get their hands on both blackbeard and stede bonnet#because stede just full-on kept using his government name after faking his death. nice one#the crew are not “gone” they're more like off to college for a bit but will probably run into trouble immediately#again because while they escaped to the ship they didn't eliminate the threat (the british empire)#it's not a forever goodbye#ok this got super long already anyway i have a whole fic marinading in my brain until i've finished these 4 wips i'm in the middle of ✌️#hope we get a renewal soon because i want to see the rest of their story!!#ofmd s2 spoilers#ofmd s2#ofmd#our flag means death
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To be loved
Is to be changed
#woke up at 3:45am with this in my brain. have it so I can go back to sleep#some else MUST have done this already right? probably?#destiel#Nov 5th#supernatural#my stuff#1k
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boys
#woke up without my art brain working but I do still wanted to draw them so sketches it is!#hxh#hunter x hunter#killua zoldyck#gon freecss#killugon#love how killua has dramatic internal homoerotic monologues about his attachment to gon and how it clashes with his family views/the needle#while gon is like 'Is killua! Is only natural I would die for him. No need to think about it cause is an obvious thing' and move along#your honor i love them and I want to shake them both#mari draws
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stobin vegas wedding (steddie)
“I didn’t cheat on you,” is the first thing he says when Eddie picks up the phone.
Eddie pauses. “O…kay? That’s a weird thing to say to someone you didn’t cheat on.”
“I promise we did not sleep together.”
“Steve, you’re starting to worry me a little here. What did you do?”
He rubs the bridge of his nose. “I…may have drunk married a lesbian in Vegas.”
There’s a long silence. Steve’s palms start to sweat, sure he’s about to be broken up with. Then—
“Are you laughing?”
The lesbian’s name is Robin.
“Can I meet her?” Eddie asks. “I want to meet her. Give her the phone. She’s the Jolene to my Dolly, I have to talk to her.”
“She didn’t take your man,” Steve protested. “There is no man-stealing going on here. She’s just…a woman I married.”
“Wow,” Robin says, watching him with raised eyebrows. “Glad to know my role in your life has been reduced to wife. And so soon after we met?”
“Shut up, Jolene,” he hisses.
“Stephen! Don’t talk to your wife like that!” Eddie scolds. “C’mon, put her on.”
He sighs and gives Robin the phone.
#stobin vegas wedding au#steddie#stobin#stranger things fanfic#steve harrington#robin buckley#eddie munson#it's important to know that steve and robin have genuinely never met before in this au#they met and got sooo sososo drunk they convinced themselves their brains were connected and they were soulmates#and had to spend the rest of their lives together#they woke up in the same bed fully clothed and flung themselves to opposite sides of the room and started yelling#this one is pretty short but it's one of my favorites
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The urge I have to paint the bedroom right now is overwhelming. Like what if, right, what if I stripped the bed to wash the linens and the furniture just happened to move to the far wall and I happened to accidentally paint one wall.
Well, then I’d have to do all the others, wouldn’t I? I mean I’d be obligated.
Can’t leave a job half done…
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gerard way in a nutshell
#well maybe not that feral yesterday but you see what i'm trying to say#i literally made this after i woke up so pls forgive idk what my brain forced me into#mcrokc#mcrsanantonio#mcr fanart#mcr#my chemical romance#also me posting art two days in a row? on freshly made blog? damn
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You know, i've been thinking about the way Batman keeps danger and weapons so close to his body, so tight to himself, practically tied around his neck, that joker often has no way left but to grab for him if he wants something Batman has. Batman does not want to be left out of Joker's plans, his story, he wants in on Joker's narrative by any means he can make it happen. It's such particular "you take me with you wherever you are, it's your punishment, just as it's my punishment to take you with me wherever i am" statement. Batman actively leaves no choice for Joker but to get very very close to him and claim him as part of his win or his loss. I mean,
he didn't have to. he could've put the key in one of his waist pouches, push it into the back of his left boot, he could've tied it around his bicep, i dont care— he could've done whateverthefuck with it. But he had to put it around his neck, and intentionally invite Joker to "come and get it". Something something classic cliche of the way lovers' bond is signified by a necklace-adjacent item and the way they interact with it; hold unto it, toss it, tie it around their necks, giving it back, not giving it back, necklaces as items of reverance and revenge. Something something a tie around neck being a sign of being claimed and owned,
#this is the first night in 2 months where i got good sleep of course i woke up and had batjokes popping on my brain screen#''99+ unread emails'' style#the whole invitation thing is. certainly something#i mean bro. a ''you will take that wish to the grave with you'' would do just fine or#or ''you will not have it.''#Bruce wants his fights alright. He's uneasy with being left out of things often but he's particularly uneasy#with being left out of Joker's narrative#and it's far less about him ''being the only one strong enough to deal with him'' than he'd like to admit#batjokes#batjokes meta#Batman#Batman meta
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*wheezes* Okay so Hear Me Out-
#genshin impact#lynette#clorinde#clorinette#I WOKE UP IN A COLD SWEAT A FEW DAYS AGO WITH MY DELUSIONAL MONKEY BRAIN BEATING ME WITH A HOCKEY STICK#THESE TWO WILL PROBABLY HATE EACH OTHER OR NEVER INTERACT IN THE STORY BUT THAT WONT STOP ME#Stage performer x High Class/Authority figure...Rewrite the stars song esque typa relationship potential;;; MWAH chefs kiss#*slaps the roof of my smooth brain* This bad boy could fit so many delusional thoughts in it
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jj maybank + finally picking that lock open
For @yellowlaboratory 💛
#obx#obxedit#outerbanksedit#obxhub#outer banks#jiara#jiaraedit#usermagda#userlinnea#jackpearcsn#tuserbea#userbbelcher#dailynetflix#userserin#reina makes stuff#obx*#my brain woke me up at 7am to absolute violence#500#1k#2k
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