You say "Please, don't go", and she asks "Why would I leave? Don't be silly. Where would I go?" and then you laugh, and then she laughs, and then she leaves.
90 notes
·
View notes
Alex: You know, I really hate boys.
Magnus: But ... you're a boy right now.
Alex: ...
Alex: ...
Alex: Yes, but I work that job part-time.
Sam: What?
93 notes
·
View notes
Vacation 💋
So… I haven’t blogged in a while and I’m really sorry for that (really, I am)
Swimming has gotten much easier, my freestyle is getting better by the lesson. I met this really cute lifeguard and we exchanged numbers, we started talking for a bit then I realised he was a complete weirdo that sent me a video of him licking his elbow ( looks can be deceiving I guess) so I blocked him, and he somehow found my Instagram and is currently begging me to unblock him.
Other than the weird stuff, I’m currently studying Social Auxiliary and it’s not that bad.
I went on a vacation this weekend and I enjoyed every moment of it. It was good to escape from the chaos for a while, but it’s back to reality on Monday.
(Yes, this is an actual picture of me)
23 notes
·
View notes
no one talks about how hot johnnie guilbert is, where is THAT fanbase?
19 notes
·
View notes
Even after you have warned them...If you ask the naughty boys what they want...
They just can't help themselves.
BOYS ARE STUPID.
~Red
9 notes
·
View notes
girls when they get love bombed and lead on for the 800th time when all they want is for someone to truly love them
11 notes
·
View notes
Ronance just hanging out with elmax often, and the four of them talking shit on the boys
49 notes
·
View notes
brunch date with a guy my age who acts like a guy my age tomorrow, wish me luck 🤞🏻
4 notes
·
View notes
its actually wild how they keep testing me
13 notes
·
View notes
"i once had a guy kick me out and get too afraid of commitment because he was like 'i've got latin class in the morning' CUT TO several years later and i was recounting this story and he goes 'i never took latin.' HE NEVER TOOK LATIN. IT WAS A GODDAMN LIE."
21 notes
·
View notes
Ughhhh idk if I can trust this man😭😭
5 notes
·
View notes
I said in my last post .. "To finish out Eris week.. " So ... Idk guys. More is happening.
🧍🏻♀️ It’s @erisweek2023 and I’m feeling froggy.
Here’s another chapter in Kerosene. Updates coming in droves. It’s a happy one. sort of …finally lol… they let me do something nice for them but … boys will be boys and boys are stupid so like… don’t get too happy. Pain ... 😬😬😬😅😅... incoming... walking straight past happiness like👩🏻🦯
7 notes
·
View notes
If ya'll can't act right I'm closing my messages.
12 notes
·
View notes
why are men so nice?? i tell u my fav song and album is ultraviolence, TAKE A HINT???
11 notes
·
View notes
[ID: boys are stupid]
71 notes
·
View notes