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"You know...I've actually never seen Hat Guy without their kasa hat on. Maybe he's hiding a secret weapon underneath it. Or...it's heavy enough to use as one in emergencies? It can't be stuck on his head, can it?"
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i don’t understand why my comm classes are filled with normies we’re literally intellectualizing tumblr discussions and yet NEVER ARE THERE ANY PEOPLE WHO GET IT
#I’m back in like a legit comm class and I fucking love it every single thing makes me think of the dash#and yet we’re focusing on ‘popular media’ and fucking Barbie and bullshit like that#i am definitely gonna be turning in some unhinged papers though I just know it#life of a boomerang
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i can't really add much that anyone hasn't said and covered really well ( and i'm glad that this is being spoken about again; this conversation is extremely important ), but i'm definitely in the boat of needing to send more asks in general lately as well. rectifying that is what i'll definitely be doing here and is the game plan moving forward! my mutuals far and wide are extensively talented, especially in the realm of oc's and fan-content, so the least i can do is boost that and make their work be seen.
#it's not like i don't said Any because i have sent plenty recently but i like for sure could be sending more out#so i think henceforth that's what i'll do!#pan brought up a really good point about how we trick ourselves into not sending stuff bc we're convinced we're annoying / bothering them#and like i think that's definitely a key player thats shooting interactions in the foot... i can't find the post i made about oc's way back#when the subject first came to light but pluto put it a lot better words with#said re: oc's just need way more engagement in general. it's not enough just to say promo them. you need to give them as much attention#you would give anyone else. they end up getting the short end of the stick a lot of the times and it isn't really fair#anyway my tl;dr here is i definitely want to make sure people like. are getting as much as theyre giving you know?#ooc.#dash comm.#and just in general we really need to just get back into the habit of like... boomeranging memes off of each other; you know sending each#other asks and hyping each other up and things like that. that's why we reblog these memes; not to get them flowing on the dash solely#for others to reblog#and like i can say these statements but they dont mean much until i put them into practice you know?#anyway i ended up rambling in the tag but... tl;dr yes big agree and ill definitely be tossing myself into inboxes more lately
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tag drop i.
#𝖎. west. a book just fell on my head‚ i only have my shelf to blame.#𝖎𝖎. self promo. i used to be addicted to soap but i’m clean now.#𝖎𝖎. promo. forgot how to throw a boomerang but it came back to me.#𝖎𝖎𝖎. wishlist. a criminal's best asset... is his lie ability.#𝖎𝖎𝖎. dash games. cartoonist found dead at home‚ details are sketchy.#𝖛𝖎𝖎. crack. making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.#𝖛𝖎𝖎. edits. the magician got frustrated and pulled his hare out.#𝖎𝖛. memes. bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
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but it feels like I haven't slept at all
#font; boomerang#ask to tag!!#flashing#glitter text#id in alt text#frank turner#i am disappeared#dreaming#lots of the dash has insomnia tonight mh#disorienting
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29. “I got you your favorite.” but with superbat
Taglist & Masterlist
“Hey B!” Clark calls out. He was going through this oversized house looking for his husband. He checked the office, the Cave, and even the bedroom. But no Bruce. He was about to give up but then he saw a strange looking lump on the couch in the living room.
He approached it slowly but made his footsteps known. One time, when he first moved in, he walked towards a lump and spooked an assassin who slept with knives. He still was thin scars on his hands. Yes, said assassin was Damian who somehow gotten Kryptonite knives.
Clark slowly pulled the cover back to see Bruce, fast asleep on the couch and curled up into a ball. He looked too adorable for Clark to not snap a picture and make it as screen saver.
Of course the ruffling woke Bruce no matter how gentle Clark was being. Immediately he was alert and trying to get up.
“Clark, is there something wrong? Are the kid okay? Are they-”
“Bruce, Bruce, calm down. Everything’s fine sweets.”
That calms Bruce down enough so he isn't trying to get up. He spots the bags in his hand. “What’s that?”
“Oh, this little thing,” he dangles the bag in front of Bruce but pulls back whenever the man makes a grab for it. “You've been working hard on some drug bust so I got you your favorite. But your sleepy so I'll just pop this in the freezer.” He turns away with a smirk on his face.
“No, wait, Clarke,” Bruce grabs and turns him around. “I am never too tired for blueberry ice cream. That is blueberry ice cream, right?”
Clark let's out a gasp, “We’ve been together for how long and you have the nerve, the gall to ask me that?”
Bruce doesn't answer and makes a grab for the bag. “It is blueberry ice cream. And two spoons?” He looks up at Clark.
“Was hopin we could share it together.”
Bruce laughs and tugs on Clark’s hand to follow him to the couch. “Your such a sap sometimes.”
“Yea but you love this sap,”
“Yea, I do,”
BONUS
“Clark what is this photo? Where did you get this?” Bruce shoved Clark’s phone in his face.
“Oh, you don’t like the new screensaver? I think it’s cute.”
“Clark,” Bruce gritted his teeth together, “it is not about liking. It is about how you got it.”
“Well a magician never reveals his secrets Bruce.” Clark deflects the question and continues looking for his glasses.
“You are not a magician though,” Bruce argues. “Now where?”
Clark found his glasses, “I’m late for work, bye and love you.” Clark grabs his phone, plants a kiss on Bruce’s cheek and dashes out the room.
“We are continuing this when you get back. I love you too,” Bruce says in a quiet voice, knowing Clark will hear him.
Taglist is under the cut so you don’t have to click “keep reading”
Taglist: @bruciemilf, @iwantadamusername, @akikkobara, @insanebutteredtoast, @profoundpacmilitaire, @just-a-gal-with-a-boomerang, @mexican-owlgal, @skylions-den, @classybananacoloregg, @queerly-bel0ved, @mysteriesgalplusdamianthings, @adrunkskeletonsduck, @seasonsyeetingsstuff, @truck-kunwillbeourlordandsavior, @iamyouraveragestudent, @home-of-sexual-and-dumb-of-ass, @odd-spooky-rainbows, @thenamessexual-homosexual, @wiboo07, @foulsandwichmusic, @jasontoddispoly, @dimension-hopper, @bittersweetstargazer, @suhnisideup, @thedragonsmaug, @ilike-color, @patron-saintof-sluts, @coffeeandotp, @melonfavor, @impossiblepeacehideout, @evalynanne, @dolliesanddahlias, @kailaaxanle
#bruce wayne#batman#clark kent#superman#superbat#dc#dc comics#battinson#what is this?#I’ve been struggling to write a fix for hrs#and only got one paragraph#but I make & finish a whole fic at 11 when I'm supposed to be sleeping??#how joyful it is to be a writer.#someone pls get that reference 🤞🏿
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Your Marvel Comics!!! Are blessing my dash again!!! How wonderful :3
Thank you! 🥹 It was the most RANDOM thing; I was reading a stack of tedious work instructions for my job, and one form happened to have the same filing number as one of the Marvel multiverse realities I used to play with. So I went back and re-read that whole blog/AU, and then dove into all my old Avengers Assemble word docs and notebooks, and then yesterday on a plane ride I rewatched the first Avengers movie, and now I'm frothing at the mouth and hollering at @ahsokaisawesome over facebook messenger. Truly my fandoms are like boomerangs that disappear for months/years and then swing back around to clobber me right in the head when I least expect it.
#dakity yaks#hbomb voice: a FUCKING BOOMERANG#if this will actually get my hands to ✨draw✨ again though has yet to be seen
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No, full hate to fem writers, especially who do not tag their fics correctly... /Hj (I love writers, I do not hate fem writers fr.)
I have started just blocking fem writers because of it (especially after the ohbo situation... I don't see masc writers acting like that) I love gn and masc fics and want them on my feed. I have the fem tags so beyond blocked, it's ridiculous. But they STILL wind up in my feed
It's so disappointing. Let this guy be gay. He is so obviously gay, let him fuck a man!!!!
ESPECIALLY Boomerang. DUDE LITERALLY FEELS UP KING SHARK IN THE GAME, AND KING SHARK SAID HE DIDNT MIND BECAUSE IT WAS BOOMERANG. THOSE TWO ARE SO GAY.
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Wait sugar I don’t think I understand what you mean what ohbo situation?🫶🏻
Also I completely understand you about the fics showing up either way😭 and sometimes ppl will use the tag in causal pics? Like I’ll have a picture of price or whoever recommended on the dash and half the tags are like “fem reader” etc or videos too! I mean I get it’s a way to get more likes but i genuinely also believe it’s messing up tumblr’s algorithm
Also this reminds me I saw a tiktok of him emoting or whatever and the girls in the comments were like “oh is he..: what is he doing “first of all even before that y’all looked at this man and thought he was straight as a rod this man??? He is 100% bisexual literally look at him
Also it’s kind of annoying that he’s blown up on tiktok bc now he is labeled straight and there’s only fem reader fics of him and all the bots on character ai are literal fem reader inserts 🧍🏻
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A Funny Take on Wes
You've probably seen it. There's this redhead that looks like Danny. His sole reason for existing is to expose Fenton as Phantom. Now here's the humorous take
"Just gotta get the right moment," Wes mutters to himself as he holds a camcorder to record the latest ghost fight. Before something impacts against the back of his head. "Ow, what gives?" he demands, rubbing his head and spotting a silver boomerang
Then he felt a hand grab his shoulder and pull him away. "Danny, don't you know how dangerous it is to be near Phantom fighting?" he hears Jack Fenton chewing him out. "I'm not Fenton," Wes quickly defends himself, before pointing to Phantom. "He's over there!"
"Nice try son, but the Boo-merang is keyed to you," Maddie adds
Jack nods and then pulls out what resembles a Fenton Peeler. "Hey what are you doing with that?" he all but demands before it goes off on him. "This is the Fenon Hair Dye Remover!" Jack explains as the beam fades away, leaving Phantom in the place Wes had occupied
"AHA! Wes is Phantom!" Dash exclaims
"Quick, cheese it!" came the cry of the other Phantom before he fled, causing the Wes Phantom to flee underground
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"At least my secret identity is safe now," Danny mutters to himself as his duplicate merged back into himself
#danny fenton#danny phantom#wes weston#wes weston is danny in disguise#danny uses wes to cover his secret id#danny uses wes to claim fenton is phantom like bruce wayne trolls forums to claim bruce is batman#a funny take
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Here’s a list of Alphabetically sorted ‘Call Signs’ for you if you: can’t figure out what yours would be, you need one for an OC, or for whatever other purpose! :)
!! Some of these came off the internet and are real call signs! Some are from Top Gun/Top Gun: Maverick which is probably why some of them may seem familiar. Good luck aviators. !!
A: Angel, Alphabet, Agony, Arrow, Assassin, Aggy, Ace, Animal, Astro.
B: Black Cat, Bronco, Bruise, Brick, Basher, Bulldog, Breaker, Blaze, Boomerang, B.O.B, Blade, Bullet, Bull, Bullseye, Bucket, Biggie, Birdie, Boots, Bones, Badger, Buzz, Big-sky, Baby Bat, Bubbly.
C: Cobra, Cypher, Casper, Charge, Cougar, Cyclone, Crow, Cyclops, Chipper, Coyote, Cargo, Charlie, Chaser, Cryo, Chuck, Creed, CooCoo, Cannonball, Circuit, Crash, Colt, Cruella, Creature, Chicken Little.
D: Dynamite, Dusty, Dash, Demo, Dice, Duck, Domino, Dover, Dozer, Diesel, Darling, Dasher, DoDo, Dipper, Digger., Deuce, Django, Dottie, Deception.
E: Elvis, Enigma, Egghead.
F: Flatline, Fireball, Fighter, Frost, Fancy, Feather, Flame, Frogman, Fifi, Firecracker, Fun-sized, Fruit Bat, Fungus.
G: Ghost, Goose, Giggles, Gucci, Ghostrider, Grizzly, Great White (shark), Gills, Gibbs, Gonzo, Ginger, Gator, Growler, Gretel, Graveyard, Ghoul, GG, G-Lord.
H: Hangman, Hammer, Hijax, Hijinx, Hollywood, Hurricane, Howler, Heater, Hawk, Honey, High-Tech, Hard Shell, Hydra, Horns, Heebee-Jeebee, Heartbreak, Hellcat, Hansel.
I: Iceman, Ivy.
J: Joker, Jinx, Jester, Jaws, Jacket, Judge, Jumper, Jaguar, Jigsaw, Judas.
K: Killer, Knight, Kanga, Krunch, Kindle.
L: Lucky, Legend, Little red, Lick, Lightbeam, Lambchop, Lover-boy, Lovebug, Lunch Money, Lucifer.
M: Maverick, Mouse, Mad Dog, Maniac, Machine, Mutt, Merlin, Mellow, Major, Mugsy, Mistletoe, Micro, Mamba, Mule, Mad, Memo, Magician, Monster, Moony, Midnight, Magic, Mastermind, Mare, Mustache, Moby, Mortician, Mortimer, Massacre, Mad Hatter.
N: Nova, Navigator, Nerd, Nugget.
O: Ox, Omen, Obi, Octave/Octavia, Oopsie Daisy.
P: Puddle, Porky, Poison, Payback, Phoenix, PopTop, Pyro, Pitch, Puggsy, Princess, Puke, Poltergeist, Phantom, Peacock, Puzzle, Peter Pan.
Q: Quiver, Queenie, Q-tip.
R: Razor, Ripper, Rattlesnake, Rooster, Rebound, Rush, Red, Rags, Robin, Rusty, Rebel, Radiator, Rottweiler, Rapid, Rambo, Red Flag, Rockstar.
S: SHOCK, Skipper, Showoff, Sparrow, Slayer, Smiley, Songbird, Shadow, Scooby, Slider, Sundown, Stinger, Sludge, Shredder, Storm, Silence, Stretch, Serpent, Scout, Shark, Stag, Slick, Sassy, Scooter, Soprano, Spring, Strike, Scorpion, Showtopper, Stallion, Sweet ‘n Sour, Scarlet Witch, Surge, Spinach.
T: Tiger, Taz (Tasmanian Devil), Thunder, Twinkle-Toes, Tank, Tweety, T-Bone, Tumble Weed, Trouble, Tombstone, Tug, Toon, Twitch, Turbo, Tart, Teacup.
U: Uber, Unicorn, Ultimate, Unseen.
V: Viper, Vapor, Vampire, VooDoo, Vanilla, Vine, Venom.
W: Wiki, Wolfman, Wizard, Warlock, Wildcard, Wednesday, Wildfire, Wonderland, White Rabbit.
X: Xeno, X-man, Xanadu.
Y: Youngin.
Z: Zeus, Zebra, Zig-Zag, Zimm.
#top gun#call signs#top gun maverick#call sign ideas#military#us navy#us navy fighter pilot#fighter pilot#pilot call signs
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On this day:
BOMBARDING AND BOOMERANG STONES
On December 7, 1491, an enormous stone fell at Ensisheim, France, before the entire army of Maximillian I. It was taken as an omen of success for the commander, and he was proclaimed Holy Roman emperor shortly afterwards.
On December 7, 1983, in rural Arizona, stones, which had been bombarding a family home and their van daily for over three months, finally stopped. The sheriff's office carried out surveillance day and night, but could find no one responsible for the missiles, which appeared to be flung from surrounding bushes. Investigation revealed that the bush was too thick for anything to be thrown through it, and if someone were throwing the stones over the top of the bush, they would have been seen. Dr.Scott Rogo, an independent parapsychology investigator, reported that the rock missiles would fall in fast flurries; there would be a handful of rocks in a few seconds, nothing for five to fifteen minutes, and then another handful would be dashed down. On some occasions the rock attacks would last for two or three hours.
In 1928, in Sumatra, Ivan Sanderson, a well-known naturalist, and some friends on a rubber planation watched as stones began to fall on the house deck. The group marked the rocks with lipstick and chalk then tossed them back into the tangled vegetation. The marked rocks were thrown back to the veranda within seconds.
Text from: Almanac of the Infamous, the Incredible, and the Ignored by Juanita Rose Violins, published by Weiser Books, 2009
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Crispin Hellion Glover in Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
Every couple of years something happens in horror media that shakes the genre to it's foundations. Here, a scene comes along that pushes the tone of a film so far in the direction of poor tact that it actually boomerangs back and becomes fucking genius again. There are several instances of this same brilliance in films like Troll 2 where Deborah Reed shatters all concepts of known acting and instead delivers a lunatic storm of bravura and soul shattering side glances as Credence Leonore Gielgud the Stonehenge Goblin Witch. However the apex of tone bending chicanery in the 80s has to be Crispin Glover busting it down sexual style to the demo version of "Love is Lie" by LION in Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter. The essence of this scene is multifaceted. First, and most obviously, Glover's got what it takes. He's got the touch. The moves on this man are mind blowing. What some may see as the jerking spasms of a fringe maniac can be read, by the discerning genre connoisseur, as art in movement. The rhythmic flailing of America's most effortless Joker cosplayer transcends the scenes seemingly hokey affect with sheer force of will alone. Secondly, the song slaps. Whether you like hair metal or not the track is unquestionably a vibe. Here LION lends the scene a gravitas that any other film would have dashed with the inclusion of an even lesser-known new wave jingle. The visceral feel of the track only further highlights the absolute genius of Glover's skeletal shambling. Finally, the looks on everyone's faces as Glover is dancing are just priceless. The other characters are loving everything that Glover is putting down. You can tell the actors, specifically the girl Glover is dancing with, are actually having fun. In short this scene fucks.
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Whumptober Day22
(Glass shard)
In order for any of this to make any real sense, you might wanna check out this post
The Golden Gems are the boys btw(it’s referring to their Shards of Courage)
New divider made by @firefly-graphics
The sun fell over the horizon hours ago, the sky being overtaken by the darkness of night. Yet, the volley of flaming arrows lit up the sky.
It was a surprise attack, the Golden Gems unsheathed their weapons quickly, taking a defensive stance. The monsters pooled in from over a hill. The army of them looked to be five hundred and too many. They were terribly outnumbered. You could even say that they were out planned.
Fierce commanded the others while Mask got them ready, unsheathing the Biggoron sword and his shield materialized from his gem. The others followed the Fierce half’s directions.
Another volley of arrows flew through the sky, each landing in a tree and setting it ablaze. They felt Fierce’s eye open, but saw nothing out of it.
Wild shot his own arrows, hoping to hold them back just a little longer. Legend assisted the attack, taking out his own bow and making a few arrows materialize out of his purple gem.
Sky sent down a skyward strike, a beam of light following the slash of the blade. It killed some monsters, but the black stain among the other monsters put a glare on Time’s face.
Of course their dark counterpart would lead such a large army. How lucky did they expect to be in the Champion’s Hyrule?
“Old Man!” Wild yelled, trying to overpower the crackling of the fire. Time considered the choices. Fierce said that they’d be better off running and making sure that everyone was safe. Mask said that they should fight, that this hoard will only get larger if they left it alone and ran.
Time turned to Wild, both of the gems, Fierce and Mask reaching an agreement. “Forward!” The other gems went, war cries following them into the heat of battle.
Time threw his shield like a boomerang, decapitating three monsters on his way up the hill. Twilight had an idea similar, throwing his gale boomerang.
Mask caught their shield and Fierce swung their sword. It was like clockwork for them. They’ve fought together for years.
They swung once again at an enemy, but everything froze. They realized what happened.
They locked eyes with their dark counterpart, time in stasis around them. They knew what would happen. At least, Mask did. He’d dealt with this before.
The Shadow decided to look like them this time. Probably for old time’s sake. No words were exchanged, the two fusions eyed each other for another ten seconds or so.
The Shadow had a sly smirk pulled onto his face. Time moved, the Shadow mirrored that move. It seemed that they were also mirroring movements today too.
Mask scoffed, “What do you want?”
“I want to see someone shatter. It’s been far too long, hasn’t it? That we’ve shattered someone?”
“Shattering isn’t some game,” Mask and Fierce said in unison.
“Wouldn’t you know?” Shadow dashed at them, time around them unfroze at their command.
They reached for Fierce’s eye and the double helix sword he used to wield appeared in their hand. They dropped the Biggoron sword, deciding to swing the Fierce Blade.
Their sword clashed with their dark counterpart for what felt like eons, their opponent seeming not to tire even a bit.
Shoulder, thigh, hip. It had been injured at best. Either by the Shadow or a boko who wanted to get a hit in. The boys did the same to the Shadow, jumping in briefly to get their own hit in.
Wind decided that it was his turn to get his own hit in. He sliced through another blue bokoblin before he turned into a spin attack to cut the Shadow. The thing blocked the boy’s advance and kicked him hard enough to knock him into a tree.
Mask and Fierce cried the boy’s name when he wouldn’t get up. They dropped their guard and tried to run to him. They were grabbed by the back of their shirt and shoved into the dirt face first.
Mask screamed, the gem of his nose took most of the force. For a second, Fierce’s heart dropped. He knew what the Shadow was trying to do. Fierce used Time’s trembling hands to brace himself on the ground, Mask’s cries echoing in his brain.
“C’mon! Just shatter already!” Fierce couldn’t- no- he wouldn’t let that happen. Mask was not going to shatter while they were fused.
Time was turned on his back, Fierce raised their arms over their nose. He prayed that Mask hadn’t cracked.
“Someone get there!” They heard the Captain yell, worry laced into every word he spoke.
“I’m trying!” The Skyloftian shouted back.
“There’s too many of them!” Twilight groaned, panic in his own words.
That was when a boot met Time’s nose. An audible crack rang through the battlefield. Fierce paused.
“Mask…?”
No answer.
“Mask!”
“I-“ Fierce heard the smaller gem’s voice cut off and then a groan. “Cra-cked…” Fierce heard a static echo in their head.
Mask, his boy, his sapphire companion that he’s been with, the one he’s fought with for years, is cracked.
Shadow went for another stomp. Time didn’t have the luxury of time to move.
It hit his nose once more. This time, there was nothing, only the victorious laugh the Shadow spat out.
“How refreshing!” It stepped away from Time.
Time didn’t move.
“Mask! Please! Tell me you didn’t-“ Fierce couldn’t feel the coolness of the sapphire that graced his face. When he reached up to make sure that his companion was okay, he only brought back shards of royal blue. The royal blue of Mask’s gem.
Fierce found himself staring, the rest of the battlefield noise faded in the back. He heard their- no- his chest pound violently.
Time used to be the two of them, but now it was just Fierce. Mask was gone, right?
Fierce sat up and held the shattered bits of Mask.
“Hylia no!” Warriors knelt by Fierce’s side, picking at the shards. Out of all the friends the obsidian had lost, he never wanted to lose his little brother…
Fierce stared at the shattered bits in silence. Soon, the others started to crowd around.
Wind, with bandages around his head, decided to speak. “Well, at least you’re not fully shattered?”
Wild tried to help, “Yeah! I’m sure the Smithy could make you a shield just like your old one!”
“I would be happy to, of course!” Four smiled at Wild.
“Enough you idiots!” Warriors stood up, eyeing the three with a vicious glare. “Have you never seen a fusion in your lives?!”
“Captain…”
“No gem in the history of history has ever been made with two fucking gems!”
“Captain!”
Warriors balled up his fists. Sky hugged him, pushing the Captain’s head onto his own shoulder.
Fierce looked back down at the fragments. He felt his eyes start to water. But gems didn’t cry. Gems couldn’t cry. So why was his face wet and why, why, why?!
Time’s body shone white. When the white faded, it was just Fierce. Not even the green of Mask’s stupid hat remained.
Fierce’s breath caught in his throat, the shock setting in.
Mask was gone. Mask was shattered.
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#linked universe au#lu au#gem au#I guess it could sort of be called#steven unvierse au#but not really#linked universe#linkeduniverse#linked universe time#lu time#linked universe mask#lu mask#linked universe fierce#lu fierce deity#the shady lad writes#angst#but only if you understand what’s happening
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Sex appeal of Mario Powerups
@silverthetranshog @autismjpeg @noelledeltarune
Scaling: 0/10 means no change, 10/10 is extremely pleasurable, and -10/10 is extremely unpleasurable.
Bee Mushroom - there are no clouds flowers or honeycombs in sex, and flying won't be of much use either. 1/10
Big Mushroom - Makes Mario much bigger, probably worse for having sex with normal sized people. -5/10
Blimp Fruit is a Yoshi Powerup
Blue Shell - Going into shell mode is probably harder, but it does have a lot of holes. -2/10
Boo Mushroom - Being able to turn intangible is extremely useful. 8/10
Boomerang Flower - Boomerangs add nothing to the table that wasn't already there. 0/10
Boost Star - What does this even do?? Is it an interactive porno?? ???/10
Bulb Berry is a Yoshi Powerup
Bull Pot is a Wario Powerup
Bullet Bill Mask - Self explanatory 0/10
Buzzy Shell - Self explanatory 0/10
Cannon Box - 1/10, if only for the fact cannon balls could somehow be used in sex
Cape Feather - 3/10 for versatility
Carrot - 5/10 if you are a furry, 2/10 for non furries
Cloud Flower - No specific use but experience would be improved overall, 3/10
Coin Box - Who wants coins all over the place?? -9/10
Coin Rush Star - Self explanatory 0/10
Dash Pepper is a Yoshi Powerup
Double Cherry - Very easy 10/10
Dragon Crystal is a Wario Powerup
Dragon Pot is a Wario Powerup
Dry Bones Shell - Would have given a 0/10 if not for the ability to turn into bones. 1/10
Eagle Statue is a Wario Powerup
Fire Flower - Is controllable, so -3/10.
Frog Suit - 1/10 just for not being very useful
Garlic Bottle is a Wario Powerup
Garlic Pot is a Wario Powerup
Giga Cat Mario - Its those fetishes where one person is super big and also in a fur suit. 9/10
Gold Block - Same as Coin Box, -9/10
Gold Flower - -10/10 what if you kill someone
Goomba Mask - 0/10 or -10/10 depending on who it is
Goomba's Shoe - 1/10 It's just a shoe
Hammer - -10/10 its not even controllable you are bound to kill everybody
Hammer Suit - -5/10 at least you can control this one
Ice Flower - I can see legitimate use for this, so 7/10
Ice Skate - 0/10
Invincibility Bell, Leaf, and Mushroom - Another 0/10 or -10/10 depending on who it is
Jet Pot is a Wario Powerup
Light Box - -3/10, light doesn't do too much and would block your vision
Lucky Bell - 8/10 for the extra Ground Pound
Luigi's Cap - Subjective/10
Mario's Cap - Subjective/10
Master Sword - Subjective/10
Mega Mushroom and Star - Similar to Giga Cat Bell but to a lesser extent, 7/10
Metal Cap - I'm going to go out on a limb and say 6/10
Mini Mushroom - 7/10, it's the Mega Mushroom in reverse
Mystery Mushroom - Looks at the camera. Subjunctive/10
P Acorn and P Wing - 0/10
Pall Pill - Unsettling! -5/10
Penguin Suit - 8/10, better than the Ice Flower
Power Balloon - UGGHHHH 6/10
Power Flower - We are using Mario as the reference here, so same as Power Balloon.
Propeller Box and Mushroom - 0/10 for obvious reasons
Rainbow Star - -10/10 obviously
Red POW Box - -8/10 because this one is a little preventable
Red Star - 4/10, it's okay
Rock Mushroom - Lmao hard joke 4/10
SMB2 Mushroom - I don't even know, ???/10
Spin Drill - Similar to Rock Mushroom, 3/10
Spiny Shell - -4/10, that hurts
Spring Mushroom - 4/10, BOYOING
Statue Leaf - Same as Lucky Cat bell, 8/10
Super Acorn - 0/10
Superball Flower - 3/10. Don't feel like explaining this one
Super Bell - 6/10 for scratches and the new voice clips
Super Crown - Mario can't use this one but it's Subjective/10
Super Hammer - 😐 9/10
Super Leaf - 0/10
Super Mushroom - 7/10 since Small Mario is a pretty bad size to be
Super Pickax Is a Toad Powerup
Super Star - -10/10
Tanooki Suit - Same as Super Leaf, 0/10
Vanish Cap - Same as Boo Mushroom, 8/10
Viking Helmet is a Wario Powerup
Wario's Cap - Subjective/10
Weird Mushroom - SUBJECTIVE/10!!!!
Wing - 0/10, even if sex was underwater
Wing Cap and Wings - Same as Red Star but no spinning, 1/10
Yoshi's Wings is a Yoshi Powerup
#mario#yoshi#wario#luigi#super mario#super mario bros#super mario brothers#yes im tagging this it took a long time#BEHOLD. MY MASTERPEICE
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