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star-gazing-doge · 1 month
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I will proudly announce I am apart of the sander sides fandom. Ty my gf
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marchtomydrums · 2 years
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Why Don’t You Like Me?
Cordelia Goode x  Wilhemina Venable x Fiona Goode x Reader (Daughter/Granddaughter)
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Your mother has been dating Wilhemina Venable for the last eight months. At least that's what your mommy said. You were only six so none of that made sense to you anyway. While you liked Mina you also feared her. She was tall and demanded the room. She had bright red hair and she walked with a cane.
You liked her cane you thought it was cool. But she never lets you play with it. That's dumb. Not only that but she rarely spent time with you unless Cordelia was around. But unfortunately, your mother was going to be gone for the next two days. Leaving you in the custody of Fiona and Mina. Your Auntie Myrtle went with your mother to New York to find a young witch.
The first night was hard without your mother. Fiona didn't do half of your bed routine claiming it was for babies and Mina was nowhere to be found. You sighed to yourself as you sat on the swing outside enjoying the last few hours of sun. Silently tears fall from your cheeks as you wish for your mother's comfort.
“Why are you crying child?” Fiona asked as she sat next to you lighting a cigarette.
“I miss mommy.” you cried.
“Oh now dry your eyes. She'll be home tomorrow.”
You sighed as you wiped away your tears.
“Fiona,” you called out to the older woman.
Fiona sighs rolling her eyes “Yes, child? What is it?”
“Why doesn't Mina like me? She likes mommy and mommy likes her and mommy likes me so why doesn't Mina like me?”
“Why do you care if that mortal likes you or not?”
You shrugged your shoulders as your head hangs low.
“Honey not many people like children. I myself despise them. They’re loud, whiny, and sticky. I mean really what’s to like?” She asked looking down at you.
You cried harder at her words wishing your mother was here.
Fiona sighs “Listen, child, many people in this world aren't going to like you so you best get used to it,” she growls walking off.
As she walks away more tears fall from your eyes as you sprint towards your bedroom. You were halfway up the stairs when you ran straight into Mina. You gasped as you looked up at the redhead. Before she could even speak you started to cry harder.
“I'm sorry!” you sobbed before running off to your room. The woman is quick to follow you barely making it into the room before you shut the door.
She sighs as she sits next to you on your bed. “Y/n? What's the matter?” she asked. Getting no response she tries again.
“Is it about your mother? Because she’ll be home tomorrow..”
“Why don't you like me?” you yelled cutting her off.
The woman stares at you in shock. “What do you mean? Why would you think I don't like you?”
“Because! You don't play with me. You only play when mommy's here. You don't talk to me and Fiona said so.”
“Fiona told you I don't like you?”
“Yes! And you don't!” you cried.
The redhead sighs as she scoots closer towards you.
“That isn't true little one I adore you. Sometimes I just have a hard time showing it. But I promise I will try harder.”
You looked up at her “You like me? Like you really like me?”
She smiles “ Very much.”
You smiled crawling in her lap as you hug her tightly.
“I like you, Mina. A lot. And mommy does too. “
Mina chuckles “Well that's good because I love you both very much.” she says as she kisses the top of your head.
“Why did Fiona lie?” you asked.
“I'm not sure little one but I will be sure to get to the bottom of it,” she says.
You smiled “Okay.”
She smiles as she moved you off her lap headed to the door.
“Mina?” you called out once more.
“Yes?”
“Will you put me to bed tonight? Fiona doesn't do it right.”
Mina chuckles “ Of course little one.” she smiles as she walks out of your room.
Once the door is closed her face changes to anger. Walking down the stairs she sees Cordelia and Fiona.
Cordelia smiles “Surprise I'm back early. Where is my baby?” she asked. Mina ignores her as she walks straight to Fiona smacking her hard across the face.
The women gasped.
“If you ever lie to that child again I'll kill you. Do you understand me?” Mina growled.
Cordelia quickly pulls the redhead back taking mina to her office. Fiona stands there in shock as do the other witches staining in the entryway.
“Shows over folks fuck off!” she screams as she heads to the bar.
Once Mina has calmed down she, fills Cordelia in on what has happened. The blonde is furious.
“I can't believe her!”
“I can. Your mother is a bitch.”
“But....” Mina sighs. “This is partly my fault as well. I haven't shown y/n the affection she needs. And that is because I'm afraid.”
“Afraid of what my love?” Cordelia asked.
Mina sighs as tears prick her eyes. “I've never been in love before. No one has ever loved me unconditionally much less two people. I'm afraid if I open those doors I will lose you both. And if that were to happen I wouldn't survive. Because I love you too much and I love that little girl so much it hurts sometimes.” she cries.
Cordelia gathers her in her arms as she rocks her back in forth. “Shh, my love that won't happen. We both love you so much. And I know y/n adores you. Don't let Fiona come between us. You're the most important person to me aside from y/n of course. I will do everything in my power to keep you both safe, happy, and loved.” she says with a smile.
Mina nods her head as they share a kiss.
Cordelia sighs as she pulls back. “Okay now let's go surprise my baby I've missed her.”
Mina chuckles as she follows her to your bedroom. They open the door watching you play happily on your bed until you look up.
“Mommy!!!!” You shout running towards the blonde.
She smiles as she catches you in her arms lifting you up. “Ohh, my baby! I've missed you!”
“ I missed you more!”
“That's not possible sweet girl.” she chuckles.
“I'm happy your home.” you smiled.
“Me too baby.”
“Mommy? Can Mina still put me to bed?” you asked.
Cordelia smiled looking over at the woman. “If she wants to.”
Mina nods her head” Of course, I do little one.”
“Yay!” you cheered causing the women to chuckle.
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machetelanding · 1 year
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simsausstraya · 1 year
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The diva's back
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Lily stops by the gym after work and stumbles upon dear Mercedes once more. She couldn't resist, so she confronts her.
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Mercedes wasn't having it and lets Lily know how she feels. Mercedes was pumped from her workout and ready to fight.
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Lily cops a slap, then another.
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This made Lily stumble. She reaches for her glove and shows Mercedes how offended she is. Having little effect.
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Looks as though Mercedes wins this round.
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devileaterjaek · 1 year
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GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED ROBERT
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mastercontrol123 · 1 year
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Happy 55th Birthday Lucy Lawless!
🗡 ❤️
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wrongydkjquotes · 1 year
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“Showed with all the subtlety of a bitch slap upside the head.”
- Cookie Masterson
(Source: What Do You Mean Its For Kids / Live-Action TV, TV Tropes)
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justanechoflower · 1 year
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Hey flowey i dare you to slap chara or papyrus
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posebox-guide · 11 months
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Get Famous Box - 4T2 Conversion! by TheOnlyException
Mop n’ Fridge > Repair Fridge Risky Fail
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tabicfox · 1 year
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jess-21990 · 1 year
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BRO! She only met yall like DAYS AGO! and you expect her to have picked someone to marry ALREADY! And you looked shocked that she hasn't yet!?
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Thank God You're cute thats all I have to say xD
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motivationalvamp · 2 years
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March 27th, 2022
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better late than never ? :( 
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dversus · 22 days
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devileaterjaek · 7 months
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houseofgiallo · 2 months
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Erin Cummings & Ron Melendez - Bitch Slap (2009)
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spacevixenmusic · 2 months
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Source: Space Pirate Mito [1999]
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