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thisgirl-writes · 4 years

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Professor’s Assistant - Part 5

Summary: College Junior, Sophie starts to develop a crush on her Political Science professor. Will it drive a wedge between her boyfriend Cody and her? Will it stay just a silly admiration?

Word Count: 2,221

Warnings: Swearing, Drinking

Part 4

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Of course, you were not prepared for you very attractive Political Science professor, who also caused an argument with your boyfriend, to be at the bar, let alone for your best friend pointing out that he was staring at you every 5 minutes. “Girl, he hasn’t stopped looking at you the whole time we’ve been here. I told you red was you color.”

“Would you stop? He is probably just not used to seeing a student outside of the classroom and again, red is not my color. It’s not like I own the color Tori” You said to your friend, you were also trying to convince yourself that Professor Evans, wasn’t staring at you.

“Okay maybe seeing a student off campus is part of it, but Soph I am telling you, part of it is hands down that lipstick.”

“Whatever. This rounds on you” Tori doesn’t say anything, but as she walks away she raises her middle finger at you while ordering another round of drinks.

“It’s almost like you forgot how to have a good time” Tori yelled above the music. Earning an eye roll from you.

“Fuck you, I did not forget how to have fun” You spit back.

“The Sophie I knew, pre-Cody, would have already been out on the floor and would have been wasted already”

“That Sophie is still there, somewhere, she is just taking things slow now, being responsible”

“Okay but this is girl’s night. Responsible Sophie can fuck off”

“TORI!” You yelled as you nudged her.

“What? You know I am right! I miss the wild and carefree Soph! I know she is in there, and that bitch needs to come out because that Sophie would have already made out with Professor Hottie.”

“You know what? I will show you that the wild and carefree Sophie is still there!”

“THAT’S MY GIRL!”

“Just no making out with Professor Hottie… I mean Professor Evans! Professor Evans!” Your mix up earned a loud laugh from Tori. At least you hoped there would be no making out with Professor Evans.

You were usually pretty good at keeping track at how much you have had to drink, but tonight, tonight was different. Tonight, you had lost count of how many drinks you had consumed after you told Tori that the party girl version of you was still there and that being with Cody hadn’t changed you, even though deep down you knew it had. You just didn’t know in what way. Not yet anyway.

The bartender kept your drink full and other people were buying you shots, and it was all hitting you at once. You could feel the ‘carefree’ spirit Tori was talking about making its way back to you, even if it was only here while the alcohol was in your system.

“You’re my best friend, I love you!” You slurred as you threw your arm around Tori’s shoulder. “Oh, I just slurred my words”

“Yeah you did girl!” Tori laughed at your statement.

“Oopies.” You laughed with her.

Just then you hear one of your favorite songs come on from the jukebox, “Pour Some Sugar On Me” by Def Leppard.

“OHHH I LOVE THIS SONG” you shouted as you grabbed Tori’s hand and pulled her to the dance floor.

“Girl you need to calm down.”

“No! I am having fun”

“If this is about what I said earlier, I was joking”

“I just love this song! Now dance!”

Between the combination of the fact that this song was on your list of songs that made you want to dance provocatively and the alcohol you had been drinking all night, you were all over the dance floor of the bar. You no longer cared that Cody had accused you of wanting to sleep with your professor, or that he had kept you from a girls night out for such a long time, or that your political science professor had been staring at you since the moment that you walked into the bar that night.

For that moment, you were free. No cares, no worries. It was just you, and the music and alcohol flowing through your body. The moves you were making were probably not the type of moves that a professor would want to see a student doing, but most professors wouldn’t be staring at their students at a bar.

Once the song was over, you took your seat at the bar and ordered another round for you and Tori.

“I say this with love, you need to stop and not order another round” Tori stated, slurring some of her words together.

“Nonsense, I am perfectly fine, I just danced. I couldn’t do that if i was drunk” You argued back, trying to prove to her that you weren’t as far gone as you actually were.

“Biiitch please, the only way you would dance like THAT would be if you were drunk.”

“Not true, not true, I have danced like that before… AND sober thank you very much!”

“That is straight up a fucking lie, you have never danced like that sober!” Tori yells back trying to prove her point that you had had too much to drink for that night.

“You’re not around me ALLLL the time when I am sober” You stressed as much as your drunken brain would let you. You really didn’t want to spell it out for Tori in public, but since she wasn’t much better off than you were, you were probably going to have to.

“I didn’t say I was with you all the time sober, but Sober Sophie don’t have moves like that” Tori said as she took a swig of her drink, casually side eyeing you.

“Sober Sophie does have moves like that, they just have been used around you.” You say, hoping she will catch the underlying meaning behind what you just said and how you said it.

Even with the alcohol distorting your thought process, you can tell that Tori does not understand what you mean.

“You are not around when ‘sober Sophie’ uses those moves…” The look on your best friend’s face tells you that she still doesn’t get what you mean.

Rolling your eyes and letting out a heavy sigh, you leaned close enough top her to where she would be the only one to hear it. “You’ve never seen those moves sober, because you’re not the one I share a bed with”

“SOPHIE! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT… OUTLOUD” Tori yelled above the music, causing all eyes to be on the two of you again, including the eyes of Professor Evans. “Nothing to see here, back to your drinks”

You could feel the embarrassment on your face after the “scene”. You quickly order two more shots and downed them both before the bartender could even walk away. Causing you to order another drink.

“Sophia Marie, I really can’t believe you said that.”

“I tried not to! Your drunk ass could get the hint.” You spat back at her.

“Oh, my drunk ass, what about your drunk ass ordering more drinks?”

“I needed something else after your outburst” Tori just rolled her eyes at you and took another drink.

“Save my seat. I have to pee”

As you stood from the barstool, you could feel the last two shots hitting your system, causing you to almost lose your balance and fall into Tori. “I’m good, I’m good” You assured her as you stumbled off to the bathroom.

Once you got back to your seat, you were quiet. After all, all of the alcohol you had consumed that night had fully caught up to you.

“2 things. 1) are you okay? And 2) Professor hottie is looking over here again and he looks concerned this time” Tori said. You wanted to look, but any sudden movement would have made you empty your stomach.

“I’m good, let’s get out of here. I wanna go back to the apartment.”

“Oh shit. I know that look.”

Right at that time, the bartender came around asking if you needed anything else. Tori asked him for both of the checks. He sent yours down in front of you, and you stared at it like it was black magic. Tori had to take it from you and “sign” your name.

“Okay babe let’s get an uber. We’ll get you back soon” Tori said as she opened her phone to get an uber. “Damnit! How and the fuck is it 45 minutes for an uber”

“It’s probably because it’s the first weekend of the semester as well as almost closing time for most of the bars.” Even in your drunken state, you would recognize that voice, Professor Evans.

“Well how the fuck am I supposed to get her drunk as back to her apartment? I’m not walking in the cold” Tori yelled at no one in particular. “Look hun, I am trying, but it’s gonna be almost an hour. Let me know if you have to throw up okay” All you could do was nod at your friend. Maybe drinking to forget the argument was not the best idea you ever had.

“I can take you back. It’s better than you waiting an hour for an uber, or a cab. I stopped drinking a few hours ago.”

“You don’t have to do that, it will be okay.” Tori politely declined his offer to take the two of you back to your apartment. You on the other hand just wanted to get home. If you were lucky you could get home before Cody.

“Tori please. I just wanna to lay in bed.” You slurred as you looked up at her and started to cry.

“Well fuck. Never mind then. Can you help me get her up?” Tori asked.

“I got her, don’t worry”

Professor Evans walked over to you and told you to put your arm around his neck as he grabbed your hand to help you. When your hands touched, it was just like at the coffee shop, you felt a spark of something, even in your current state you could feel it. He helped you walk out of the bar and to his car

“If you feel like throwing up, please let me know so I can stop for you to open the door. I don’t really want puke in my car” He chuckled.

“Please don’t let this affect my chance of getting the TA position” You cried out.

“Don’t worry Sophie it won’t, I promise”

Before you know it, you are outside of your apartment. Professor Evans gets out of the car and then proceeds to help you and Tori out. He offers to help Tori get you upstairs, but you and Tori both decline. He waits until you are inside the building to get back in his car and drive off. Tori had taken the keys out of your purse to unlock the door. As she sticks the key in the door, the door flies open to reveal a very pissed off Cody.

“Where the fuck have you been?” Cody yells.

“Good to see you too Cody. Now please move so I can get her into the bathroom” Tori says back.

“Whatever. Answer the fucking question!” Cody demanded.

“Calm the fuck down asshole! You had boy’s night so we ha-” Cody had cut Tori off

“I didn’t ask you, I am asking my girlfriend why the fuck she wasn’t home when I got back”

“Cody, sweetie we had girl’s night” It was all you could do to bring your voice above a whisper.

“What did you say, I couldn’t hear you. And Tori you can leave now. I can deal with her” Cody said.

As you open your mouth to answer him again, you feel it happen. Everything that you had consumed that night, all coming back at once. You try to stop it from happening, but you don’t have the focus to do so. When you open your mouth, it all comes out and end up on Cody, pissing him off even more.

“ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME SOPHIE?!?! THIS IS SO FUCKING GROSS”

“I told you I need to get her to the bathroom, dickhead!” Tori spits back.

“Well since this was your idea and since she is your best friend, you can clean this fucking mess up! I am going back to bed” Cody states as he walks off towards the bedroom.

Leaving you sitting in the doorway drunkenly crying and leaving Tori to clean up your mess. Once Tori makes sure you are in the bathroom, hugging the porcelain throne, she headed back to the entryway to clean things up. By the time she comes back, you’ve emptied out your system.

“I’m so sorry. I’m so fucking sorry” You cry to her.

“Shhh, it’s okay. Don’t worry, what are friends for” She replied rubbing your back.

She helps you up and out to the couch and pulls the blanket down around you. She curls up in the chair.

You were not ready to deal with the argument that would surely happen in the morning with Cody. You could probably talk him down some, once Tori left. As long as neither of you mentioned how you got from the bar to the apartment, it wouldn’t be too bad of a discussion. You had hoped anyway.

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parti-pooper · 5 years

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Headcanons for Stendy Family?

Alright, Anon! The time has come! OvO/ I don’t know if these are the kinds of headcanons you had hoped for - but I hope you can enjoy them anyway. uwu

Stan proposes to Wendy on the night of a wedding reception. Drunk. After puking. With no ring. Seeing his friends get married that day made him get mushy, and so he downed a bunch of liquid luck in the hopes of getting up enough courage to ask her to marry him. He thought it’d be romantic. Cue Wendy having to say nope after watching her beautiful, beloved boyfriend eject his guts and slur, “Wen-dyyy I larvuI lff fugignk larvaruu youuu,, marr meh ples marr meybeb…”

Wendy tells Stan what he did the next morning, and he gets embarrassed as he explains his thoughts last night. Wendy asks if he was genuine, and Stan says yeah, he really was. “Ask me again,” she says. “I don’t know,” he laughs nervously, “I’m kind of scared you’ll say no again.” He pulls at his hair anxiously and averts his gaze, but she grabs his hand and makes him look into her eyes. “Ask me again,” she says, and he can’t deny her. “Okay, uhm… Wendy, I love you. Will you marry me?” He winces, pained, while he waits for her response. She smiles easily. “Yes.”

And that’s how Stan proposed to Wendy, drunk, and then proposed to her again, hungover. Still a better love story than Twilight.

They have a winter wedding. It snows on the day, and so Wendy and Stan both have white flakes in their black hair in all their wedding photographs outside the church. His horrible friends make dandruff jokes, but Stan and Wendy are so happy, they can’t even care. They’re shivering and smiling the whole day long.

Wendy keeps her last name, which Stan is disappointed about after all of those years writing Wendy Marsh in the margins of his notebooks, but he respects her decision.

They honeymoon in Hawaii. They’re a basic bitch couple, at the end of the day. (Butters sets them up, btw. Mahalo Rewards Card, biiitch!)

They were living together even before marriage, so they just continue to live like that for the first year of marriage. It isn’t long before Wendy gets pregnant though (Marsh men move fast, f.y.i., they end up being the first couple in their group of friends to have kids) and they quickly realise that their one-bedroom apartment probably isn’t the best place to raise a kid.

They end up moving to a cramped little house in a different area of their city. Stan wanted to move somewhere with a big backyard and a nearby park and quiet, safe roads for his kid to play in, like back where he grew up. But they had to stay in the city while Wendy finished her PhD.

It’s hard to make ends meet while Wendy’s working on her thesis and a part-time job while pregnant (with all of the discomfort that implies), and Stan’s trying to make enough money for the both of them doing whatever job he can. It’s a very poor time for them. There’s a lot of stress and a lot of arguments break out between them. They go to bed angry sometimes.

…But they always make up eventuality. It’s the hardest nights that make them cling the closest.

Stan and Wendy end up getting two babies for the price of one. They find out they’re having twins, and their stress just doubles.

They work themselves to exhaustion trying to save up enough money for their stork delivery, taking extra shifts at their work. They sleep whenever they’re not working. They forget to eat. Some days, they don’t even see each other. When they do, they can’t even muster the energy to just talk.

Sometimes they forget what it’s all for.

They remember again when Wendy finally gives birth, and they have their beautiful twin daughters. Stan holds one in each arm, and cries the whole time. Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny arrive pretty much instantaneously, being that over-dependent surrogate family they’ve always been to him, and all just hug the ever-loving shit out of Stan and coo over their new nieces.

Wendy gets a visit from all her girlfriends, too. Bebe, Nichole, Red, Heidi, Annie, and more, all come bearing gifts like the Wise Men at Jesus’ birth.

Having twins is no fucking party. Have you ever tried to soothe two babies crying at once? Stan and Wendy can’t take turns; they both have to get up in the night when the babies cry. The sleep deprivation is real, you guys.

Wendy has to take time off from her part-time job due to maternity leave, and she has to finish her thesis from home, so she stays and looks after the twins in the day. Stan goes to work all day, and then he takes over at night when he gets home.

Sometimes Gran’pa Randy and Gran’ma Sharon will take the kids off their hands for a weekend just so that Stan and Wendy can catch up on some fucking sleep. Stan has never loved them more than when they do that.

The twins grow up to be absolute terrors. Neither Stan nor Wendy know where they got their mischievous side from, but boy did they get it. Like, why are they so determined to stick pointy things in power outlets? Why do they constantly want to put small objects in their mouths? Why don’t they want to wear diapers? Why do they like to scream at the top of their lungs when their mom is working? Why do they think the wall is the best place to draw on with crayons? (Uncle Cartman is so proud, btw.)

Stan and Wendy swear up and down that they are never having another one. Never, ever. Nope. Not a single one. Two is more than enough. No.

Two years later, Wendy is pregnant again.

She’s finally finished her PhD though, so they think it’s finally time to move to that huge house with the big backyard in a nice neighbourhood like they always talked about.

“No, Stan, we’re not getting a dog too. We barely just got the girls potty-trained, and we still have to take them out on leashes. That’s all the dog we need right now.”

She gives birth to their son, Thomas, not long after. And thank goodness, he inherited his father’s quietness and is not as unnecessarily loud as his sisters. He also inherited his father’s sensitivity, however, and he cries at near-anything. A very fussy baby. He lives in his daddy’s arms, and he is literally, actually scared of his own shadow. His big sisters bully him a lot.

But they won’t allow anyone else to bully him. Like their mom, they stand up against any tyranny (that isn’t their own). Also like their mom, they are ferociously intelligent, and their parents fear them for it.

All three children have the same black hair and blue eyes as their mom and dad and grow up to be the absolute spit of their parents.

When Stan and Wendy look at their children, they quite literally forget all those years of hardship they went through; because what is that suffering, now, compared to this bliss?

Stan is such a sappy dad, in fact, that he writes songs about his children, for his children, and sings to them on his guitar.

Then the girls try to steal his guitar and almost break it with their careless strumming because they can’t appreciate nice things when they’re, what, six? Seriously, Stan, what did you think would happen?

But they quiet down and listen when Stan sings them a lullaby at bedtime.

Also, Stan is a pretty big push-over. His kids just need to bat their baby blues at them and he’s wrapped ‘round their tiny fingers. An ice-cream? You got it, honey. A pony? Anything for you, sweetie. What’s that, now? The assassination of the US president? Just hold on, cupcake, I’m on my way to D.C. right now.

I swear, Wendy “Don’t Fucking Test Me” Burger is the only force keeping that family from falling to the whims of their terrible twins and the wants of their infant son.

She makes sure they brush their teeth and eat their greens and look both ways before crossing the street. She has full folders of their medical and dental history organised in chronological order. She already has a college fund set up for all three kids that she keeps money flowing into monthly. She helps them with their homework (mostly Thomas, the girls do fine on their own). She’s a fucking scary force of nature, man.

…But maybe she lets Stan get that dog one day.

Uncle Kyle, Uncle Cartman, and Uncle Kenny visit often, and bring their own kids when they have them too. They reminisce while watching their children run around, playing and fighting, like they all used to do as kids. And they spoil Stan and Wendy’s children absolutely fucking rotten, and that doesn’t fucking help, guys, stop bringing the girls candy when we’re trying to teach them that locking their baby brother in the pantry is bad!!

Anyway, they’re a beautiful fucking family. I’m happy for them.

#south park #sp stendy #stendy #stan marsh #wendy testaburger #thanks anon! <3 #these probably weren't worth the wait;#but i hope they're worth something to you

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giglelygigle · 5 years

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Zodiac signs as my friends

I am a Taurus sun, Libra rising, Libra moon.

Aries: One of my closest friends tbh. Super supportive, always there 24/7 and my biggest fan. He speaks before he thinks. Weird sense of humor. Usually when he tells the joke, it is super cringy. Buys you extremely expensive gifts and then complaining about not having any money. Big dick energy. Total sweatheart, but biiitch if he doesn’t like you... run.

Taurus: She is really pretty, but her fashion is... a choice. Always roasting each other (I ussualy win tho, but she can throw some real shade). Sarcastic bitch! “I am sooo gonna fail.” Then get an A type of girl. She is always happy to see you and remembers small details. I really like her.

Gemini: Ooh guurl! When she came in my life I was not READY. Party animal (like best party of my life was with her). She is beautiful and has really good sense of fashion. Emotional roller coaster. She is not reliable at all. I hate that on her. She will be that wine aunt in a ten years and I am so here for it. Love her!

Cancer: The only person who wasn’t total nuts from theatre class (I liked them all tho). Sweat, understanding, most of the time depressed and that made me depressed too. The most stunning hair I have ever seen. Extremely talented. Amazing listener.

Leo: She was born with bang, she wears bang and she dies with bang. Can’t take sarcastic joke, like ever. Her locker was a secret door to Narnia... she is messy! Nobody believed she will make the exams to the medical university, but she did. Very generous with compliments!! Extreme laugh, which I kinda like.

Virgo: The smartest person I know! I would never wish this beautiful creature anything wrong. I hope she will have the best life, like even better than me honestly. Always put togheter. Very organized. Teachers loved her, but so did everybody. She has no flaw... not single one...

Libra: Okay now! There is nothing I wouldn’t do, for my honey, my boo. My bestie!! Same school, flat mates. Always gossiping togheter. Her beauty is beyond stunning. We are so same, yet so opposite. I will say this tho: she is selfish a lot of times and she is not willing to compromise. Other than that she is like my sister.

Scorpio: We used to be really closed friends. We still talk togheter, but it is not the same. I can only talk with her for an hour now, after that my head is like a balloon. Lies a lot. Parties with her are really good. She is sweat and tender, but don’t show it. Never ever apologize. Bitch it is not that hard to say sorry!! Really good taste in alcohol and drinks.

Sagittarius: Tbh I don’t have a lot of sags friends, which is pitty. I had a really good friend at elementary school (we don’t talk anymore). Super funny. I got my sense of humor partly from him. Kinda hot and kinda dumb. Trendsetter. Gay vibe, but straight. Wild child.

Capricorn: It was a looong way for us to atleast respect each other. But we overcame our differences and I really like her now. She knows what she wants. I can relate to her a lot. She is not involved or she doesn’t start any drama. Smart. She saw like every fcking series and movie that exists. Her boyfriend is HOT af.

Aquarius: He is an artist. He can act, paint, sing, play guitar. Always in the skies, never on the ground. We went to theatre class togheter. Annoying when younger. Always forgeting something. He has really good soul. Can’t say no. Working with him can be really challenging and frustrating. His style is not my cup of tea, but I have never seen him dressed badly.

Pisces: He let me down so many time, yet I always forgave him. Never on time. Our phonecalls are usually over an hour. Hardworker, maybe even workohollic. I just can’t deal with him after breakups... I do understand it’s hard for him, but guurl... He can’t let go. His brain shut down in these situations. Can’t keep a secret. He will probably be best man on my wedding. I love and hate the bastard at the same time.

Sorry if there are any grammar mistakes.

#zodiac #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra sun #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces #astrology #horoscope #zodiac signs

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lonely-bunbun · 5 years

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Big Preesh Post💙💙💙

I was tagged twice so I gotta preesh all my frens in group chat or other chats

@spittinginsanity You first. We had our ups and downs but I still consider you a amazing friend. You were always there whenever I felt down or needed someone to talk to when there were no one else to talk to (Yes I did the meme and that was barely English but fight me). We've been friends for 2 years now (I think) and I'm surprised I have a friend for that long. You mean a lot to me and I still wanna talk to you more this upcoming year. Heck I still wanna meet you too and give you the biggest hug and the biggest smooches cuz you deserve it. I love you, fren💙

@lum1natrix Wheeeeeeze. You adorable bean. You beautiful bean. I still can't believe we've meet face to face at vidcon and had a damn blast. I hope to meet you again cuz I do miss you. I'm sorry for not talking much, this year kicked my little ass. Also I still thank you for teaching me how to do the Dark effect edit👌. I still love your edits and gifs and I still love you, you bootiful bean, you absolute unit. Big fucking preesh💙

@markired Oi, fren. We don't talk a lot but that's okay. I'm still kinda nervous to talk to you hkhlhljlk. But you're still the Morty to my Rick💛💙. Hopefully this upcoming year we can talk more. All your gifs brings me joy and motivation to do edits (when I get an external hard drive). Major Preesh. You're still my good fren and I love you 💙

@ideasmadeofrandomness Oof Zoe where do I begin? First, Big Major Preesh. Second, you beautiful, you make me very gay. Third, words can't describe how much you've been good to me. I'm still surprised you even want to still talk to me after all I've done. As much as I'm scared to talk to you, you've been caring towards me ever since that night and goddamn I really appreciate you for that, it really means a lot. Don't even get me started on your art, you've improved so much and you still inspire me to do more art. Maybe if I'm not a fucking pussy we can collab or art trade one day. I love you, Zoe and you mean so much to me. I can't thank you enough.💙

@pr0wling-w0lf Hoe. Jk. Or am I? You know after all this time I'm still very scared to talk to you or plot something with you. But I still support and preesh you in the back. A big preesh. I still can't believe you've added me to the group and consider me a friend, it still amazes me till this day. Your art and edits are hecking amazing and you're amazing as well. Don’t get me started on your expert writing cuz holy hell it’s so amazing and I wish to get as good as you are. Heck. I thank you for adding me to the group and be friends with these amazing people. Heck. I love you, you bootiful hoe. Heck. 💙

@apparentlyabear Mel, aka Mom 2.0. I preesh you big time. I wanna thank you for everything you've done and for helping me that one night. And I support you for your trip to Japan, hopefully when I get money from my job I can donate to help you out. You deserve that trip more than ever. Big fucking preesh to you, Ma. I love you very much 💙

@santad3stroy3d Frey you absolute fucking unit. You amazing bean. Big preesh to you. I love your humor and I love every nickname you change on the server. I’m thankful for how much you care for me and I very much care about you too. I’m also very proud you made it this far and I’ll support you along the way. Once we get the nintendo online thing, we gotta play together. It’s a must need. I love you biiitch, I’ll never stop loving you.. biiiitch 💙

@heyheyhaley101 You absolute sunshine. You absolute Disney princess. You, my fren are fantastic. You're so full of joy and you're so caring to others, that's one hell of a preesh. Not to mention you're pretty funny too, making us laugh. You're art is also amazing and improving and just some good shit. And no matter what you say, I'm gonna give you something in return for those gift loot boxes. And yes we should play Overwatch one day, it'll be fun 💙

@angelofdarkrebellion Alex, my fren. Another big preesh to you. We may not talk a lot but I still consider you as a fren. You make us laugh with your jokes and sarcasticness (is that a word?). Your art is also improving by a bunch and I very much enjoy it. Overall, hecking cool fren, good shit, m8, love you 💙

@artsandfandoms Ace we don’t talk much either but that’s okie. I still support and care for you. I love your art and how much you improved on it. When I get money, I’ll commission you big time cuz you deserve it, fren. Big preesh, love you💙

@fndm-trsh-sht You’re a quiet one, like me and it’s very valid. I support you in the lurking corner. To be fair, you’re a better lurker than I am. Big preesh, Chippy OwO a good innocent bean. Love you 💙

@rinnexface You’ve been going through a lot and that’s okie. I hope everything goes well in the future and hope the move to Texas goes well too. Me and my dad go to Texas sometimes so maybe one day we’ll meet up. Hope the wedding goes well too and save me some cake :3. Overall I care about you and I preesh you. 💙

I think that’s everyone, if i missed you I’ll give you a PM preesh. But in conclusion, I love you all into bits and I hope I can still keep in contact with you guys the next year. You all mean so much me and I care about you all💙 💙 💙

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the-shy-gamer-girl · 6 years

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I managed to capture one last screenshot of my Huntress and Cayde before he was taken from us in the recent update. I remember me choosing the Hunter class on September 9, 2014, Destiny’s release date, and setting foot in the tower to meet him…I knew when he cracked his first joke that I felt I belonged in his ranks. Never have I thought that this would happen, but at least he is in a better place…

R.I.P Cayde-6, My long time mentor and friend. ♠🌹

(Thanks to my bestie, who I met playing Destiny back in 2014, for photo shopping my Huntress to smile! I love you biiitch ❤)

#destiny #destiny 2 #cayde-6 #my hunter #my screenshot #forsaken #i'm going to cry #i'll miss him #my Huntress her name is Suzanne #Suzy for short

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1. QR is on tour over Valentine’s day and you’re stuck back home. You get a knock on your door at a ridiculously early hour and you find Bonham standing there with one of Randy’s acoustic guitars. She strums it without really trying and sings “I love you biiitch.” *strums again* “I ain’t never gonna stop loving you biiiitch.” This is weird even for her. How do you respond?

“Are you ok, Bons?” She stops, “Yeah, I just figured that since the boys are away this valentines day we could celebrate our friendship instead.” I’d smile at her, “That sounds perfect. You want to come in for some coffee? And be careful with that, Randy may kill you if anything happens to it.”

2. Bonham likes a weird flavor of gum that you can only get at a specific store in Colorado, and the last time she had it was when she was 13, but she insists, “you have to try it it’s so good.” Randy and Kevin ended up at that place while on tour and they bring some back. You’re trying it and think it’s good and you turn around and see Bonham lying on the floor with a pack next to her face. “What are you doing?” Kevin asks. She says, “The last time I had this was when I was still dating that kid in middle school and the smell it just…brings back some feels.” How do you, Kevin, and Randy respond?

Me: “Aww, Bons.” I’d lay next to her on the carpet and try to make her feel a little better.

Randy: “Aww, hon. I’m sorry.” And he’d join her as well.

Kevin: “Are we all just laying on the carpet? Ok.” The four of us would just lay there and try to cheer her up.

3. You’re visiting Bonham at her mom’s house with Kevin and Randy and she gets a package in the mail one day. You don’t know what it is, but her brother follows her to open it and says, “What’s this?” Nothing happens for a moment until her brother runs past you giggling. Bonham soon follows, yelling “Get back here you licked Vince Neil you will pay!” You think you know what happened but Randy and Kevin are beyond confused. How do you all respond?

Me, running after the two of them: Vengence will be ours! We’ll get you for licking Vince Neil.

Kevin: Wait! What the fuck is going on?!

Randy: We should have learned by now not to question and just go with it.

4. You’re hanging out with Randy, Kevin, and Bonham one day. When you and Kevin get to their house, she’s in the living room playing Guitar Hero. Randy comes down from upstairs and says, “Maybe if you practiced your clarinet as much as you practiced that stupid game you’d be halfway decent.” She doesn’t even turn away from the game as she shouts, “Piss off!” How do you and Kevin respond?

Me: Bonham is amazing at the clarinet. What are you talking about?

Kevin: Don’t get into the argument. Just let them work it out.

Bonham: Thank you BabyCarrot. (To Randy) See someone thinks I’m good at the clarinet.

5. Your band decided to add a bari sax part to your latest record and have left Bonham to figure out the details. She’s never played one before, but once she gets her hands on one she starts noodling around trying to get a decent sound. After a while, you all come in to see how it’s going, and she’s finishing up a scale. Daryl slow claps and says, “Wow, that almost sounded like music.” How do you, Bonham, and your band respond?

Me: That was music, Daryl.

Bonham: Would you like to try to play it? I would love to just beat on the drums. It’d be better than beating your face.

Erik: Woah, ok we don’t need to start a fight.

Linus: Ten bucks on Bonham!

6. It’s super hot one day and Bonham’s running around in shorts and a bra when Kevin and Randy get to your guys’ house. Kevin says, “Good God Bonham put a shirt on.” She whips around and shouts, “It’s my fucking house I will walk around however I wish!” How do you and Randy respond?

Randy: Yeah it is her house Kevin.

Me: She does have a point, Kevin.

7. You make it to New Mexico on your road trip with Kevin, Randy and that sax player, and you stop at a gas station. Kevin asks the clerk something and the clerk makes a confused face before responding with rapid-fire Spanish. Kevin looks defeated before the sax player says, “I got this, what do you wanna ask him?” and then proceeds to conduct a successful conversation with the worker entirely in Spanish. “There you go, he said we gotta take C-470 to get out of here.” How do the three of you respond?

Me: Boham, I love you more and more with each passing day.

Kevin: Where did you learn that?

Randy: That was amazing. You’ll have to teach me sometime.

8. Randy and Kevin are taking you and Bonham to a super fancy place for dinner, and you’re both trying to figure out what to wear. Bonham helps you pick an outfit that Kevin loves too, so you’re ready fairly quickly. Meanwhile, everything Bonham tries on is being vetoed by Randy. After a few minutes of this, she says, “If you don’t pick one I will go naked.” How do the three of you respond?

Randy: I don’t see a problem with that.

Kevin, gagging: Please wear clothes, Bonham. I just don’t want to see Randy make that face again while I’m in the room.

Me: Well, you keep vetoing Randy so she’ll just pick something and that’s what she’s wearing.

9. You just left a black tie music event, and Kevin is driving you, Randy and Bonham home when Bonham says, “Pull over into that place, I’m starved.” It’s a fast food joint, and when you all go inside, you get stared at by all the staff and all the patrons. “Why’s everybody looking at us?” Kevin asks. “I don’t know, maybe it’s because we’re dressed to the nines and are standing in a fast food joint,” Randy says sarcastically. How do you and Bonham respond?

Me: Remember when we dressed like this and went to Walmart, Bons? We stood in the chip aisle for like fifteen minutes deciding what we wanted.

Bonham: Oh yeah, that was so much fun. We laughed the entire way out to the car.

10. You suggested that your band all get made up like monsters for a your music video, and somehow the guinea pig for your new makeup artist is Bonham. After a couple of hours of makeup, she comes out with half-inch fangs on every tooth, demon eye contact lenses, two-inch claws on every nail and her hair teased to high heaven. She says, “What do you think? Do we wanna keep this guy as our makeup artist?” How do you and your band respond?

Me: It looks great.

Erik and Linus are on board but Daryl says, “I don’t know. I don’t want her to alienate some of my female fans from me.

Bonham and I would roll out eyes.

11. Your band somehow all got piled into a Toyota Highlander to get to your next venue, and Linus and Bonham ended up in the trunk seats with Daryl and Erik in the middle and you riding shotgun. You get to the venue and when Erik and Daryl fold up their seats to let Linus and Bonham out, Bonham says, “Fucking finally! Fresh air!” She tries to jump out the doorway but her foot gets caught between the seat and the car frame, and she falls out of the car, landing facefirst on the pavement. Bonham immediately begins laughing hysterically. How do you and your band respond?

Me: Oh my god, Bonham are you ok?

The boys would just laugh and she’d sit up and go, “You fuckers.”

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1) You and your singer are down at the local bar on karaoke night. No one is volunteering and someone finally says, “Hey, you girls. Why don’t you come up?” Your singer shakes her head and goes, “No, you’ll have to get me super drunk to do that.” The bartender passes two beers your way. “Here on the house.” How do you and your singer respond?

2) You, Kevin, Randy, and your singer are at a bar for karaoke and all night you’ve been trying to get your singer up on stage. You finally get her up there and she’s great. Some asshole in the back screams, “God you fucking suck” when she’s done. She grabs back the mic and says, “Joke’s on you fucker. I’m the lead singer for War Angel. You know one of the hottest bands in LA right now.” How do you, Kevin, and Randy respond?

3) You have just told your singer’s sister to get out of the car and she stares you down with the fuck you look, plants her feet, crosses her arms, and says, “No.” Your singer goes to put the car back in drive because she’s not going to get out of the car. What do you do?

4) You and your singer are driving with her sister in the back. Your singer’s sister has learned from last time and doesn’t complain. She pipes up from the back, “What’s a sugar baby? Is that where you’re turned into a sugar glider?” How do you and your singer respond?

5) Your singer gets up really early one morning and goes and bangs on your door. “Come on! We’re going on an adventure. Let’s get up.” You roll over to see that it’s 5:30 in the morning. You get out of bed and go open the door, “Did you even sleep last night?” “Yes I slept for two hours and then couldn’t go back to sleep so I am surviving on coffee. I’ll be fine.” How do you respond?

6) You and your singer are driving on a road trip and Kevin and Randy are sleeping in the back. It’s late and you’re driving a stretch of road all on your own. All of a sudden she says to you calmly, “Don’t panic, but the breaks just went kaputt. I need you to keep the boys from hurting themselves too much while I pull the emergency brake.” How do you respond and what do the boys say once you guys are stopped?

7) Your singer left her and Kevin’s house one day super angry and drove to clear her head. You don’t hear from her for several hours and you, Randy, and Kevin are starting to get worried. Someone calls the house and when Kevin answers he’s barely on the phone one minute before getting ready to leave. “We’ll be there as soon as we can.” He hangs up and goes, “That was the hospital. She got into a really bad accident and is in intensive care at the moment. We’ve got to get down there.” How do you and Randy respond and what happens once you get to the hospital?

8) You, Kevin, Randy, and your singer are camping. Your singer keeps smacking at mosquitos on her skin even though she has bug spray on. “I swear they think I’m like sweet corn or something.” She smacks another one, “By the time we leave tomorrow I may have well over 100 bug bites.” How do you, Randy, and Kevin respond?

9) Your singer is babysitting her sister and Axl’s kid again. (Kevin and her don’t have any kids yet.) You’re out with her and she’s pushing the buggy. A reporter asks, “Is that your and Kevin DuBrow’s newborn?” She sarcastically answers, “Why yes it is. I secretly carried him for nine months.” You don’t think anything of it until you, Kevin, Randy, and your singer see those exact words splashed on the front cover of a gossip magazine. How do the four of you respond and how do you try to resolve this?

10) Kevin has said how he’s super nervous to become a father. He says how he thinks he’s not ready. One day, your singer pulls you aside and tells you she’s pregnant and wants to tell Kevin when you guys go on your double date tonight. What do you say to her and how do Kevin and Randy respond when she tells him that night?

11) Kevin and Randy have always talked about doing something crazy. One day, you go to one of those amusement parks by the beach and they have a slingshot ride. Kevin tries to get your singer to go on it and she says, “No fucking way. You can go with Randy.” How do you and Randy respond and how does their ride go?

@osbournebemydaddy your move, Bonham, love

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I can already tell this new fic is going to be amazing! I also work at a hospital, so this one will have a special little place in my heart lmao. God could you imagine if he somehow ended up at your place of work??! Biiitch you better fire me now cause I will not be able to control all these feels 😂(totally joking, im professional af) Not in the conditions you described though! Fuck no, go ahead & prep a second room. They'd be wheeling me off next hahaha. Okay I'll go now. Lots of ❤ as always!

Can I just take a moment to tell you how this whole Ask just made my WHOLE morning?? This was the best thing EVER to wake up too!! 😆💙

Thank you. So much. I really hope it is! In my real life, I don't work in the ER or ICU, I work in clinics within my hospital, but we absolutely do have our own amazing Volunteer Network, and most of what Annaliese does? Is what I do! I'm just taking a few liberties 😉

Okay but.... Girl. If he actually came into our hospital? I consider myself to be EXTREMELY professional and respectful, and of course, friendly.

Ed might get special treatment tho'. Just sayin'.

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REVIEWING THE CHARTS 2020: BRIT AWARDS SPECIAL

So, welcome to... a Tuesday? Yeah, it’s not exactly a usual time for me to post on this blog but it’s not just your everyday episode of REVIEWING THE CHARTS – That’s right, it’s the 40th ceremony in the annual BRIT Awards celebration, where we – or at least ITV – commemorate the greatest in British pop music. I’ll be celebrating in full force this year, but not by tweeting manically like I did last year – well, there will still be some tweeting; follow me @cactusinthebank – but instead by writing my live commentary right here. I did this a couple years back so I figured I’d bring it back again in traditional, over-analytical, unnecessarily nitpicky fashion. I’ve got an Excel document like I had last year to make not of who wins and compare it to who I think should win. I’m all prepared – it’s time for the 2020 BRIT Awards... unfortunately hosted by Jack Whitehall.

COMMENTARY

Interestingly (This is 10 minutes before the show begins), the International Group Award, Best British Video, Outstanding Contribution to Music and Global Success Awards have been abolished, and British Breakthrough Act, Critics’ Choice Award and British Single of the Year have all been renamed. Also, the BRITs caught flack for less female artists being nominated although last year there was a record amount nominated so I feel like sexism claims can’t really ring all that true in my opinion. It does often seem like male artists have dominated that year of pop music, just as it feel female artists have the previous year, and the BRITs have noticed that, so it just feels a tad lop-sided towards the males this year. I’m playing Devil’s advocate, sure, and I wouldn’t say 2019 has been a bad year for British women in music, but I am able to somewhat defend this decision. I feel like I’d just say that as a little pre-amble. In fact, I’ll add this: this will be less formal and grammatically correct than a normal RTC episode, and perhaps a bit less wholesome or family-friendly. Also, if none of this makes any sense, that’s because it’s out of context completely, and this will make absolutely no sense unless you’re watching it with me or had watched it prior to reading this, but that’s the joy in this! Scorecard at the ready, 19:58, it’s the BRITs in two minutes, and I am prepared to make fun of every issue I pick out.

Jack Whitehall is so unfunny lol Like Haha She Is Cleaning Lizzo Flute But He Look Like Masturbate Ha Ha

I feel like they did not know what they should do for this year

The intro with him trying out iconic BRIT Awards outfits is kinda cool actually

I wonder how far into the future they plan for these. Like are these skits pre-recorded by three months or so

Mabel didn’t really hit that note huh

I won’t really be paying attention to this one because I’m filling out scorecard and all to update it for this year but Mabel is less energetic than she was on the Graham Norton Show months ago

Can’t tell if Don’t Call Me Up has soured on me a lot or this is just a bad performance. Probably the latter

Is this the vocal loop from Mad Love or something I don’t recognise it

Nevermind I’m so dumb it’s from Don’t Call Me Up

The telephone on the screen Because Ha Ha She Says Call Me Up is a bit on the nose

I don’t think they realise she also has a song called Ring Ring

“Please welcome your host Jack Whitehall” No go away

Audience did not like the Boris Johnson joke or even the Chris Martin one lol this gnarly dude is BOMBING

Rod Stewart has eight children what the f

“Horny scarecrow of rock and roll Ronnie Wood” I hope that is on his CV

“A bit of witty banter from Dave” Jack Whitehall Shouted Out The TV Channel Dave

Lewis Capaldi – Someone You Loved genuinely makes me want to eat a living frog this live version is better though he’s not straining that much

I saw a BBC News piece on a boy with cancer and this was used in the background and I understand it’s a sad, sappy piano ballad but it’s literally just about a break up like that’s a tad unfitting and kinda undermines the illness and tragedy surely

Niall Horan looks SO infused

The production value for these little transitions seems to have improved it actually looks cool and not dated garbage

Lewis Capaldi will win Best New Artist

Lewis Capaldi won Best New Artist

It’s his first BRIT Award but what’s the point in celebrating he’s gonna win like seven more

Dude is coming up to the stage with a bottle of beer in his hand bruh

I bet this dude is going to be the Adele and just get drunk and swear every time he gets an award

He hugged Niall Horan for a concerning amount of time

The audience chanted ‘DOWN IT DOWN IT’ he did not down it

He just shouted profanities into the mic after 40 seconds of delaying it, but the audio was muted so I have no idea why Jack Whitehall Loves This Man

Lewis Capaldi’s music and personality clash so hard like I saw an advert of this man making funny faces set to Someone You Loved and it was so odd

That advert played right after the BRITs by the way lol

Why is Lewis Capaldi on another advert singing Someone You Loved again like stop stop stop pelase i ccant getsv awytsuavforrnjeofityre

JHE’S BACK FOR ANOTHER ADVERT GO AWAY YOU DRUNKEN IDIOT

Why would Mastercard proudly sponsor this sh

How the hell is FKA twigs nominated for best female artist like cool and all her album was good but Huh

I guess they put one alternate win each time

Mabel will win Best Female Solo Artist

Mabel won Best Female Solo Artist

Oh yeah I forgot people actually make speeches

“There are so many amazing women in this category” Mabel Listens To FKA Twigs

Don’t thank your record label they are crooks

I forget that Mabel is Neneh Cherry’s daughter that’s wild. Neneh Cherry won a BRIT too, I think this same award. Cool. Neat.

Jack Whitehall’s sarcasm and dryer wit is not exactly the best fit for the BRITs. For once I miss Ant & Dec

Harry Styles Is Literally Wearing Pajamas

This is an ok song and with actually good vocal mixing it’s better but he does sound a bit off. He did get robbed before the awards happened though lol

I am sick of guys singing ballads with a e s t h e t i c backgrounds like can we get some volcano eruptions up in this

The Rising Star and British Producer Awards (new awards) were already given out I feel like cheating

Literally the only nomination for the British Producer of the Year was fred

He won

Another break bruh bruh bruh give me a break

Harry Styles’ Pajamas Are Wet Now He Was Standing In Water

Little simz is on an advert afterwards with an amazing song from her amazing album but she’s not nominated for any award

Im so tired like this shit is keeping me awake last year i fell asleep during a jess glynne performance

Liam payne performed a month before the ceremony and his album fell 31 places on the chart in response

Jack Whitehall called himself a lanky streak of piss this man might get an Ofcom Complaint

Lizzo’s really pushing that title track huh

Lizzo didn’t censor herself on the Grammys but her breathy ‘uh’s are making some lines unintelligible lol

This is a good song though

LOL SHE STOPPED FOR THE AUDIENCE TO CONTINUE HER SENTENCE BUT NOBODY SAID THE LINE YIKES

I guess she forgot Truth Hurts didn’t even peak in the top 20 here

Good as Hell is the one people here care about

She knows that they didn’t respond in Truth Hurts because she said ‘sing along if you know it’ lol

She kinda messed up but to be fair she is walking and singing with the audience

That White Guy With The Crap Hair Killed It

Drummer is going wild

I love the extra guitar flourishes in Juice this is pretty cool actually, her interpolating Cause I Love You at the same time is pretty epic this actually sounds pretty great I’d love for this whole medley to be on streaming

She yelled ‘biiitch’ but the mic did not catch that

Ronnie Wood Really Got The Positive Vibes

Lewis Capaldi will win Best Male Solo Artist

(Michael Kiwanuka got like no applause god damn at least give them pity applause)

ROIGHT and tha winna ***upside down*** is STRORMZY

Stormzy won Best Male Solo Artist

(Second time by the way)

Clean version of Vossi Bop kinda slap Ngl

Stormzy TOWERS over Ronnie Wood lol dude is tall

“Um.”

“Best Male is nothing without incredible females” Cool cool

Ronnie is about to tell Stormzy why he thinks he should go back to his own country and that He’s Not Actually Racist

(Those allegations are baseless. My lawyers advised me to say so.)

Jack Whitehall touched audience feet

We’re already nearly an hour in wow

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ADVERT BREAKS

Yes Yes

Hell yeah dave is awesome, he got his Top Boy co-star to work as a hype man before him

I think this is Black? If so that’s amazing I love that song

It’s Black he has it written on his white piano

The only white piano is slowly turning more black

I like the headlines and all the imagery on the piano it’s really cool

Dave is a tad off beat but he’s also playing a double-sided piano so understandable

A white dude is playing the other side of the piano I’m sure that’s symbolic

He is aggressive in this delivery damn he’s killing it

Some of this imagery is beautiful – especially the BRIT Award being covered by black snakes and the Arabic writing transitioning into an Africa with colonial borders

This was an amazing performance, especially with the violins. Incredible.

OH THERE’S ANOTHER VERSE ABOUT BORIS JOHNSON

The least racist is still racist damn right

This works as an obituary as well damn.

I’d have to analyse this whole thing but this was an incredible performance oh my god

I want this on streaming

When did this man help a terrorist plot wh

Paloma Faith Sounds Like A Robot Who Is Vaguely Feminist

Burna Boy will win International Male Solo Artist

(I so want Tyler to go home with it though. Could go to Post as well)

It’s just whoever shows up gets it though so

WHOA

WHAT THE HELL

TYLER THE CREATOR WON HOW

TAHT IS AMSGWYUFE

THE RADIO HOST SAID IGOR WRONG BUT ITS OK TYLER WON

Tyler, The Creator won International Male Solo Artist

This gnarly dude just said ‘errr yeah errr’

“Shout out to all the British funk from the 80s I try to copy”

LOL THE THERESA MAY CALL OUT HAHAH

I FORGOT HE WASNT ALLOWED IN THE UK

Bts is not a british group, presenter

Coldplay will win Best British Group

Foals won Best British Group

I am actually so surprised lol at Tyler and Foals winning their first BRITs

More alternative dudes winning I guess. Neat. Means a lot

Stop thanking your corrupt labels

The name’s eyelash

I haven’t actually heard her Bond theme yet

Finneas do be lookin kinda handsome tho

I like it. The whispery tone of her voice, the eerie strings (cello?), and slick guitar really fit the Bond franchise. Thank you Billie Eilish, very cool!

No Don’t Talk To Lizzo Don’t Talk To Anyone Jack Whitehall

“There was so much energy they could have done the whole performance for me” well not exactly mrs. Lizzo

This is so awkward we can’t hear what Lizzo is laughing at Harry Styles looks pissed

‘floutists’ is the name for flute players huh

I’m so confused what is going on

Lizzo is threatening jack Whitehall with a flute and within the transition to the break i could hear a slight faint shout from jack in the background

Is everyone ok

More people that i wanted to win than who i expected to win are winning

Sam Fender is haha funnie but nobody in the audience thinks so lol

Celeste is performing she’s the new Rising Star award she has already had a bit of a crack but I’m pretty sure that’s part of the song

This song is ok

Bit boring tbh. Audience is getting tired too. This is lasting like 5 minutes and the song is pretty flavourless and repetitive. Yawn snore

We’re about half way through and I’ve kind of lost interest ngl

Honestly lewis capaldi did better than celeste on jah

Jack Whitehall is having a mental breakdown right now. Understandable

Billie Eilish will win International Female Solo Artist

Billie Eilish won International Female Solo Artist

Lizzo looks so disappointed for whatever reason lol like did we really think anyone else would get this award

Sporty Spice is in the background dancing to everything i wanted that is not a song you dance like that to it’s about suicide

This speech is going terribly

Why are so many of these gnarly dudes signed to polydor

Thank you Billie Eilish very cool

No Jack Whitehall Don’t Talk To Harry Styles

Harry Styles looks like he hates Jack Whitehall so much

The Lizzo-Harry-Jack Whitehall love triangle is Awkward And Awful

Lizzo is the only reason the brit awards are good

Ok the exchange about Harry Styles not being taken seriously was pretty funny

In fact this whole exchange was very funny And Partially About Incest

“Is one of these lucky ladies your date?” “That’s my sister”

Lizzo is chugging the tequila

Harry Styles Looks Like He Pissed Himself

The BRIT awards have suddenly become very confusing

Epic Stormzy Time

Genuinely have no idea what song he’ll perform. Probably Vossi Bop?

Stormzy Should Keep The Singing To His Backing Vocalist And Choir

Gospel beat sounds sweet

I think this is supposed to be Lessons but the studio version is so much duller than this version. This one is pretty cool. I think it’s the choir

I’d be surprised if he only does Lessons. Also the production value here was crazy. Full band, pyrotechnics and all.

Oh yeah it’s Vossi Bop time he’s got the red lighting

Nevermind it’s Wiley Flow lol but still

Reminds me of when Kanye did All Day (also the audio got muted for a long period of time just like when Kanye did that)

This one is more choreographed though lol

Why did he perform two of the least popular songs first though

Burna Boy is coming out for Own It alright, he sounds just as good as studio, probably because He’s Not Actually Singing

I don’t like this song but the choreography is great, stage presence is good and the visuals are incredible. Really shows that even with the worst material, you can make a song sound as lively as ever. The horns the live band added to Own It sound beautiful

Burna Boy’s little solo bit was great

He got away with saying “Sucking on their mums” nice

I hadn’t heard Rainfall before this I don’t think (it sounds familiar though), but the mashup with Praise You was great. I love the sight of Stormzy in front of family members, the young men in black outfits from Wiley Flow, the tropical clothes-bearing women from Own It, Burna Boy, the live band, and all. It’s really a nice diverse sight to see. Cool cool. This probably means absolutely nothing but I Am Knackered

Someone You Loved will win Song of the Year

I really hope it’s Ladbroke Grove though. It and Location feel very emblematic of 2019, in a way that I Don’t Care by Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber DEFINITELY isn’t

Someone You Loved won Song of the Year

“Biggest winner of the night so far” there’s only one award left mate

Lewis Capaldi Is A Very Funny Man

“Thanks to my grandmother for dying”

Finneas do be lookin kinda handsome tho [2]

Heard a very british voice say “i luv yoo bilie” in the audience lmao

Lewis Capaldi will win Album of the Year

I’d prefer literally anyone else to win this award. Only one of these albums was a 7/10 or above but Lewis Capaldi’s album was unlistenable

OH HELL YEAH THE ONLY GOOD ONE WON

Dave won Album of the Year

Epic I love that album. It could very well have been Capaldi but since Dave won the Mercury Prize I guess he would have been a better prediction

People are screaming man’s lost for words

“Jesus Christ!” dude’s so astonished lol

I loved Dave’s speech actually very inspiring

“Jack, I’m gonna do this one for your mum, Hilary” bruh rod stewart really saying ‘ur mom’ jokes out here

I love Rod Stewart’s raspy voice man. Orchestra’s great. This is beautiful lol

Gnarly dude got the guitar solo

Conclusion

I cannot be bothered to write some massive conclusion but most of the performances were great and emotionally powerful, especially Stormzy, Dave, Billie and Rod Stewart, and even those who were a bit crap performing were very funny on stage, like Lewis Capaldi. The on stage banter was really cringe-worthy but Jack Whitehall, Harry Styles and Lizzo had this really funny triangle going on. The outro with Ronnie Wood and the rest of Rod Stewart’s band was great, Stormzy’s extended performance was sweet. This was actually a pretty great BRITs, to be honest, and all of the winners, except a select few, deserved it, and if they didn’t, it was pretty expected. There could have been some more winners – off the top of my head, Slowthai and Little Simz weren’t even nominated, but hey, Tyler won. That’s great. The scorecard will be on Twitter. In the words of the BRIT Award winners in 2020, “errr yeah errr”, and thanks for reading!

REVIEWING THE CHARTS 2020

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borathae · 3 years

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~Chapter 26~ I just want to say I LOVED this chapter so much. Them making up and all the fluff 😚👌💕 My heart really needed that. Also how you describe Namjoon in your story is exactly how i think he is in real life. Like always having some really well worded advice that sounds so well thought out but he didn't even have to think about it that hard, it just comes naturally to him. Where does one find a Namjoon? And the tea part? Excuse me? That was a whole movie moment. 😭 Eternity biiitch 😭 I had literally so many song options for this chapter but at some point I had to stop myself lol

🖤 My Everything - Ariana Grande

In this chapter or rather in the time between this & the last chapter oc accepts that she wants jungkook back in her life and said let's work on what we have bc it's far too powerful & special to just dismiss it because someone made a mistake which can be worked out. I think she always knew this but now she accepted it. "I've cried enough tears to see my own reflection in them and then it was clear, I can't deny I really miss it." I think oc realised this especially once jk revealed he needs time to think and that's when it hit oc that he might not come back and that she actually can't live without him. "To think that I was wrong, I guess you don't know what you got 'til it's gone. Pain is just a consequence of love. I'm saying sorry for the sake of us. He wasn't my everything 'til we were nothing. And it's taken me a lot to say. And now that he's gone, my heart is missing something so it's time to push my pride away 'cause you are, you are, you are my everything."

🖤 It's Gotta Be You - Isaiah Firebrace

I actually think this song represents both their povs. "I hear a million voices in my head telling me the things I should have said. I don't know why I let you go, oh I learned the hard way. Tell me it's not too late. Now my arms are open wide, they're hanging forever there, waiting forever, for you. I won't give up on you this time cause I ain't holding up, for nobody else. It's gotta be you."

🖤 Blind (Acoustic) - PRETTYMUCH

I can just see jungkookie laying alone in a motel bed pretending this is seriously over, crying himself to sleep and when he closes his eyes all he sees is oc. "I lose my mind before I see you and I separated, no I'm so scared to lose you, never choosing to let go. Love's so fragile, anything could happen, and we know. Hearts made of glass, but somehow we last. Yeah we made it, no I would rather be without vision 'fore I ever watch you leave. [...] I'd be better off blind. [...] When I close my eyes all I think about is you."

🖤 Here To Stay - Josh Devine

Jungkookie is here to stay 😭 "My heart on the line, so you'll never doubt the mountains I'd climb for us now. It's all about us now. I fooled my heart, let it break. I know this time we won't fade cause all my love's here to stay. [...] Through the dark fight our way. I know this time I can change. [...] I'm giving up everything for this, we'll figure it out I promise."

🖤 Call You Mine - The Chainsmokers & Bebe Reha

I'm sorry but that's literally their story if you replace bar with diner. "When we thought that we couldn't get higher things started looking down. I look at you and you look at me like nothing but strangers now. Two kids with their hearts on fire, don't let it burn us out. Think about what you believe in now, am I someone you cannot live without? 'Cause I know I don't wanna live without you, yeah come on, let's turn this all around. Bring it all back to that bar downtown when you wouldn't let me walk out on you, yeah. You said, 'Hey, what you doing for the rest of your life?' and I said, 'I don't even know what I'm doing tonight'. Went from one conversation to your lips on mine and you said, 'I never regretted the day that I called you mine'."

🖤 Fire Meet Gasoline - Sia

This is what I imagine playing when oc just can't take it anymore and literally throws herself at jk and they hug so tight he can't breathe 😭💖 "I ache for love, ache for us, why don't you come, don't you come a little closer. So come on now, strike the match, strike the match now. We're a perfect match, perfect somehow, we were meant for one another, come a little closer. Flame you came from me, fire meet gasoline. [...] I'm burning alive. I can barely breathe, when you're here loving me." Also "I got all I need, when you came after me"

🖤 Can't Help Falling in Love - Haley Reinhart / Kina Grannis

Those are two separate covers but I just can't decide between them. You know just the whole 'so you really want me to stay?' 'yes we complete each other' vibe. "Shall I stay? Would it be a sin if I can't help falling in love with you? Like a river flows surely to the sea. Darling, so it goes, some things are meant to be. Take my hand, take my whole life too. For I can't help falling in love with you."

🖤 Best Years - 5 Seconds of Summer

This relates to the last chapter where jk realised he wants to build a life with oc. And this just sounds exactly like something he would say to her when they're sitting together on the couch 😢 "You've got a million reasons to hesitate but darling, the future's better than yesterday. [...] Gave you a million reasons to walk away. But I'll build a house out of the mess and all the broken pieces. I'll make up for all of your tears. I'll give you the best years. [...] I promise, darling, you won't regret the best years."

🖤 Black And White - Niall Horan

Same as the previous song and also this is literally their story. "That first night we were standing at your door fumbling for your keys, then I kissed you, ask me if I want to come inside 'cause we didn't want to end the night. [...] Yeah, I see us in black and white, crystal clear on a star lit night in all your gorgeous colors. I promise that I'll love you for the rest of my life. See you standing in your dress, swear in front of all our friends there'll never be another. I promise that I'll love you for the rest of my life. Now, we're sitting here in your living room telling stories while we share a drink or two. And there's a vision I've been holding in my mind, we're 65 and you ask 'When did I first know?' I always knew."

Okay, okay so I gotta go on and hurry up with replying to your messages fjsdfjas. Excuse my lazy ass, but I really want to take my time with your messages and saDLY online classes didn’t let me until now 😔🤧

Honestly I totally agree with you, this is highkey how I imagine Namjoon to be in real life as well. Also no joke, working on Namjoon was always so much. I really loved his parts in the story. They were so healing for me to write hahfhads 💜

Also I am literally so happy that you enjoyed Chapter 26 so much, it is one of my favourite chapters from the story as well. It is just so healing and cute. Like that part when Kook makes her all laugh and Namjoon is all like “damn that bitch laughs really weirdly” but Kook is all like heart eyes for her. do yOU HEAR ME CRYING IN MY ROOM?? 😔😭💜

Imma put the rest under “read more” because your bitch has a lot to say hahHAH

My Everything - Ariana Grande

Your description just hIT me like a truck. HAHAHHA BYE I am laughing in pain 😭😭 Oh god I don’t even know what to add because you described it just so perfectly well 😭😭 I caN’t here I am cryIng at the first song you recommended 😔

It’s Gotta Be You - Isaiah Firebrace

Okay lis t EN I am :( I will literally start sobbing right here and now 😭 like omfg that part when he is all like “When you walked away my heart tried to replace ya with someone like you, but I could never find it. I don't want to find it.” if that isn’t the reader trying to move on with Hoseok but realising just how much she needs Kook. But also at same time it’s Kook all trying to pretend that they have broken up, but ending up crying every night because he misses her so much. I will now cry 😭😭

Blind (Acoustic) - PRETTYMUCH

Okay you just changed my mind, this is IT. This is most definitely Kook being all sad and heartbroken in his motel room. Nooo lisTEN I AM FAR TOO EMOTIONAL I AM SOBBING :( Okay but also this part, listen this part: “I'm so scared to lose you, never choosing to let go [...] When I close my eyes all I think about is you. This is real love.” if that isnt them being all like “I’ll never let go again” later when they are cuddling in bed :(

Here To Stay - Josh Devine

Okay... why are those lyrics literally so damn accurate?? Help I am scared? They are literally so accurate hgnfgnan bYE 😭😭😭 also omfg I didn’t know this song and I freaking love their voices. They just HIT right 😭 I can’t jajsdj like every song you’ve recommended as of now made me cry (in a good way) 😭 like just that part “We'll figure it out I promise cause all my love's here to stay.“ I will throw myself away 😭

Call You Mine - The Chainsmokers feat. Bebe Rexa

listen anonie I wanna smooch you. I do not know how you always manage to find songs that just F I T so right, I am comBUSTING 😭😭 gosh this is giving me such hardcore memories of how it felt like to start writing this story (lil fun fact for you guys, exactly one year ago I started working on the Cocktail Trilogy 😔) I can’t this would fit so well to a lil flashback, showing all the amazing times they had together. Like them just driving down the coast, the reader has her arms around his waist while Kook is sneaking a glance her way and smiles. Like just imagine 😭

Fire Meet Gasoline - Sia

Omg the moment you described 😭 this is it. I can imagine it so clearly. How Kooks eyes widen in surprise at first before they flutter closed. How he nuzzles his face into her shoulder and twists her sweater in his fingers so she would never leave again. How she is squeezing her eyes shut and twisting his hair to press him even closer. Now that they are finally together again it feels so right. The world could burst into flames all around them and yet they wouldn’t let go. Nothing matters for them except the other person.

And now I made myself sOB again 😔😭

Can’t Help Falling in Love - Hayley Reinhart / Kina Grannis

OKAY LISTEN NO JOKE I LISTENED TO THE KINA GRANNIS COVER WHILST WORKING ON THAT CHAPTER! I love that song so much and holy shit the lines you chOSE YES!! 😭😭 this is song is them 100%, I don’t make the rules and I thank you for recommending it 😭😭

Best Years - 5 Seconds of Summer

Anonie you are out to make me cry 😭😭 (first of all I love 5sos so much) HOLY SHIT LISTEN THIS IS TOO MUCH 😭😭 I can’t, I literally can’t. This just broke me HHAHSH 😭😭 like if that song isn’t the moment when he is all like “you won’t regret it I promise. I’ll make you so happy.” liKE HOLY FUCK MY HEART IS ACHING 😭😭 anonie seriously thANk YOU, you don’t even want to know how often I have listened to this song whilst working on Purple Rain. Good god, this just awoke so many memories 😭

Black and White - Niall Horan

ANOTHER SONG I CONSTANTLY LISTENED TO WHILST WORKING ON PURPLE RAIN 😔 anonie I can’t believe that three songs of my “writing songs” also made you think of Purple Rain. Fuck I can’t, I’m currently listening to it and I am sobbing HAHAHH 😭 like okAY listen, do you want to know which scene I always think about when I listen to that song? The one day when Kook took her to a junkyard and then when they later drove up a mountain to watch the city. And it’s that moment when they are both just like screaming on top of their lungs and then end up falling into each others arms because they are just so goddamn fucking alive when they are together 😔

Honestly anonie thank you. This playlist was such an emotional rollercoaster to listen to (in a good way). Holy shit it awoke so many memories and fuck, you just get me and my story 😔 thank you anonie, I really fucking love you 😔💜

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