Stumbled upon a person who went off about how being ace/aro doesn’t make you queer, how bi lesbians aren’t a thing, how bi people dating “opposite gender” folks are “straight-passing” and therefore privileged and being too inclusionist is how you let the Bad People In, and then it turns out this person is an nb lesbian. Like oh buddy you are one of the “fake lesbians” too, your high horse is down here in the mud with the rest of us “trying to invade Real LG(BT) spaces”

listen Epic Winter is great and all, and of course i love darabella and bribelle BUT LIKE

THEY JUST LEFT US HANGING AFTER DRAGON GAMES WITHOUT ANY EXPLANATION???

WOW LOOK AT THAT DARLING'S APPLE TRUE LOVE SHE WOKE HER UP; MAGICAL GLOW AND EVERYTHING.

TIME TO PACK IT UP AND PRETEND LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED GOODBYE IT'S NEVER GETTING ADDRESSED EVER AGAIN HOPE YOU HAD FUN.

and then the fucking show never came back like.

this man made me go down 100 fucking levels in the skull cavern just so i would drink his... milk? umm

the great clown, pagliacci

*a picture of fictional firefighters standing in front of a big RED truck exists*

some white twenty-something who just learned the acronym ACAB in 2020 and hasn't shut up since: eWWEeeee 🤢🤮 ARE THOSE COPS ⁉️ not on my watch! ☝️ ACAB 🤓

THIS is my sona Perry!

She is the host of a children's educational show called Perry's World! ( Elmo/ Blues Clues vibes )

Perry and her assistant Daphne, along with some other puppet friends, teach children the ABCs through art, song and dance!

💚🧡💜🧡💚💜💚💜🧡

I hate that Everyone's talking about Yudkowsky now like he's not an insane person who believes that an evil computer will torture you for all eternity if you don't give him all your money.

bullseyes new born again suit is so funny he looks like simon 💀

you look like the flim flam brothers type of girly 🤣🤣🤣

Go to bed, lunacy 🫵🏽

Maybe Chris Rock’s mother should have raised him to not let white peoples say the N-word in front of him then too

yeah im doing it

Whoever the blonde guy in this picture is, now he's getting a facefull of clown ass thanks to the random live-action Buggy that that Tumblr has hovering in the corner today. Whoops! 😂

hayate is playing with these preschool kids chiefly bc he’s hot for their teacher it would seem

Clowning on the Peasants: Ep 3

Yet again we find ourselves in the back-ally ball-pit where Marianne and Grenda boil a kettle of babies over drinks.

Grenda: You couldn't have waited until the candy floss got damp before you sunk your teeth into the weasel?

Marianne: My eyebrow! That shits a puddle at this date! I outta smear the kid just as well as I did eir pops! Messy business this is becoming. Im getting the payout weather the harlequin stays or goes, so ey better watch eir cakes if ey want a ticket to the carousel.

Grenda: No Marianne. YOU better watch YOURSELF! That kiddo called in. We have no choice but to open a case. What exactly are you implying?

Marianne: Im implying that this is a good thing for em if ey can keep eir wax lips sealed. Honey's share will go to em. Id talk to Herbal myself if ey would try to pull a fast one on me. I aint opening a can of snakes. If ey want the money eir gonna have to keep eir honking nose out of the ordeal.

Grenda: So your saying if I can convince em to close the case were all in the green?

Marianne: Precisely, I get my cash, you keep your job, and ey can get out of Crabapples pocket. Win-Win-Win scenario.

*scats twist