Goth Mommy meets Preppy Cheerleader. It's a shame Lollipop Chainsaw doesn't receive as much recognition, but this was a fun little idea. Two strong willed, stylish ladies fighting off evil with their flashy weapons and accompanied by their hopeless himbos.
WARNING THIS POST IS FOR COMEDY ONLY! I'M NOT CRITICIZING YOUR SHIP OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!
1- Fate Apocrypha
This ship has two scenarios: You are a fan of fate apocrypha or you think jaune and astolfo would be like this:
''Hey astolfo do you want smash?'' ''Yes jaune I want you to smash me with your beautiful and giant muscles and make me yours! Breed my bussy!'' ''Bro i just asked if you wanna play smash bros''
2- Arcman
I believe that people who like this ship like the ''golden retriever boy with a black cat girl'' theme. Also dead boyfriend and dead Girlfriend.
3- Yo-Yo Knight
Congratulations, jaune, you're going to have your sweatshirt stolen all the time. But seriously, it's a cute ship and I imagine Jaune is surprised and impressed by Yo-Yo's tricks.
4- The power of love
You are a height difference fan and enjoy shortstacks. And I believe that Jaune would be the most affectionate guy with her.
5- Crazy Knight
This is if Tyran was a chick and wanted Jaune to be his boyfriend. And goodbye to the boy's pelvis.
6- Spider Knight
Well, that would be a really cool relationship to explore. Like gwen trying to hide her secret life as a spider woman from jaune. But I believe that Jaune would find out at some point and wouldn't deal with Gwen and would try to help her in some way.
7- Hack and Slash
Congratulations jaune your hair is so powerful that it attracted one of the strongest milfs. We really have to follow what Nora says...
8- Holy Knight
These two make a cute couple but now imagine when Venti gets drunk how much flirting he would do to Jaune.
9-Deadly Alliance
This ship here is the phrase ''i can fix her'' but very extreme!
10- Jewellery Knight
''Then something just snapped, something inside of me. I didn’t care anymore. I didn’t care about being better than Ruby, i didn’t care about being a Huntsman. I DIDN’T CARE IF I’D LIVE. I DIDN’T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING.''
Melissa Bergman/MB/Mother Brain and Samus Aran from Metroid
Alternate ending to Metroid Other M where Melissa Bergman (MB) drops all pretense of appearing human to duke it out with Samus and revive the Space Pirates
I'm screaming a friend of mine made a fanfic where human!reader suddenly appeared in Pandora and the Na'vi was so surprised cuz she's so different since she can breath and was taller than any human they have meet not only that human!reader can also summon a FCKING DEMON AND HER CLOTHES DISAPPEARING and during the fight in atwow miss girl just appeared and saved the sully kids and them summoning SIN GAMMORAH and the sully family and the metkiyan clan was flabbergasted seeing human!reader ripping her hearth out just like bayonetta.. like that was the most random fanfic I ever reader in my entire life in here 😭💀