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eternalslover · 11 months
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Atwow incorrect quotes:
Tonowari: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one, boys.
Jake, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is, then.
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eywaseclipse · 9 days
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RIP Jake: you would’ve loved Cabelas, crocs, Fox News, 7 eleven slushies, super size me’s, share my location, and “I love my wife” t-shirts
RIP Neytiri: you would’ve loved açaí bowls, soulcycle, Vogue beauty videos, real housewives of Beverly Hills, being first in the school pick up line, and an extra dirty martini
RIP Neteyam: you would’ve loved Tame Impala, conspiracy theory TikTok, wearing socks with clog mules, gauges, crocheting, cold brews, and crossword puzzles
RIP Kiri: you would’ve loved patchouli oil, crystals, stick poke tattoos, boycotting big corporations, a septum ring, tumblr, and Mitski
RIP Lo’ak: you would’ve loved mango juul pods, hot Cheetos, Air Jordan’s, black nail polish, hoodies, and club basketball
RIP Tuk: you would’ve loved trolling people on club penguin, ding dong ditch, hubba bubba, eating polly pockets, Dip n Dots, and winx club
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roxineedstosleep · 1 year
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Custody Battle
Funny things that anyone who has seen Avatar The Way of the Water has noticed or likes to believe.
Quaritch and Jake having a custody battle over Spider.
I'm just saying, they both have their motives, but, let's make it pure comedy (I need comedy in life).
The whole RDA VS Pandora war is put on pause because Spider wants to spend that month's weekend with Quaritch and watch human cartoons at the military base with his Uncle Lyle. You know, something casual that allows Spider to connect with his human side.
But! Jake is totally offended as he had booked that date so Spider could travel with Jake and play Toruk Makto. And he tells him he can't go and all that. Plus the tablets make him hyper and won't let him sleep.
Well, what happens?
Something very simple.
Quaritch takes Jake to court over Spider's custody.
Jake then claims he wants Spider's alimony, and now that Quaritch is alive he can pay him child support.
Quaritch refuses and asks for more time and so on until no one knows how 35 international and interplanetary laws are being reformed just because Jake didn't want Spider to become enthralled with a digital screen and because Quaritch wanted him and Lyle to watch Bluey with Spider.
Spider doesn't know what the heck is going on, Lyle discovers his second bite at the legal chops as Quaritch's advocate, and Tonowari has discovered that he likes playing lawyer to Jake.
If you've got any women who can play judge, it'd be great to see their proposals.
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strongheartneteyam · 1 year
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me with some fanfics that are just SO well written here 💕💕💕 some people in this fandom have real potential to actually publish books I am not even exaggerating 🥲
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timeofdeathnote · 2 months
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stop that's so funny 💀
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theriu · 1 year
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I like to think that at least once, the Avatar cycle seemed to skip the Water Tribe—like people knew it was the water tribe’s turn, everyone was looking for them, the tests are done on all the kids, but like 60-80 years go by and no avatar until some Earth Kingdom kid shows up. People wonder if the cycle skipped a generation or what, but nothing serious was going on at that time so they shrug and move on.
It’s only many many years later that someone is researching Swampbender oral history and someone tells the story of “Ol Stinky Jess, she was a funny one, could light the swamp on fire an’ all sorts o’ shenanigans! Best catfishgator catcher in the tribe, she was” and thats literally it, she just lived a totally chill life in the swamp and nobody knew what an avatar was at the time so they just rolled with that funny gal’s odd bending ways.
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wileycap · 6 months
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Headcanon: When he hits his teenage years, Aang starts fucking with his friends by making up all sorts of wild stuff that totally happened 100 years ago. Toph always says "he's not lying", but at this point the Gaang knows that The Gremlin Supports Lying For Fun, so Aang always suggests going to Bumi to confirm whatever bullshit he's spewing this time. And he always does.
The Gaang figures that Aang must be somehow coordinating this with Bumi, because no matter how absurd the lie is, Bumi is always 100% on board and can elaborate on it seamlessly. They keep trying to find out how Aang and Bumi are coordinating the lies, going so far as to intercept Aang's letters to Bumi to check for secret codes, but they can never find anything.
And the truth is that they're not coordinating. Bumi just rolls with whatever Aang comes up with because it's hilarious and Aang is his buddy.
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muffinlance · 6 months
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We're all thinking it, I'm gonna say it:
The live action teaser would have been instantly 200% better if the final shot had been "MY CABBAGES!"
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eternalslover · 1 year
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Avatar incorrect quotes:
Tsu'tey (talking to Neytiri): Yesterday, I heard Y/n ask "Are you sure this a good idea? " and Jake said "Trust me"
Tsu'tey: I have never moved so quickly from one part of the forest to another
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catgirl-kaiju · 3 months
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Pink Floyd fans, speaking from experience, usually fit into one or more categories of person:
cool trans woman
someone's dad
stoner
melancholic leftist
these elements are essential pieces to the Pink Floyd fandom. many fans will embody more than one element here, but we await the day when the Avatar, master of all four elements, returns to save the world
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madame-helen · 2 months
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strongheartneteyam · 1 year
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y/n about Neteyam: promise I'll be kind but I won't stop until that boy is mine baby you'll be famous chase u down until you love me
Neteyam: WTH THIS BITCH A YANDERE OR SOMETHING???
*criminal offensive side eye*
IMMA RUN HELP EYWA
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omgitssvpernxva · 2 months
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meme number 26
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