sebastianvettel Turkey GP (7th Race): Did not finish (Istanbul Park) due to a collision with teammate Mark Webber - "If you watch it on the TV, you can see what happened. I'm not in the happiest of moods. I was on the inside going into the corner. I was there, I was ahead and focusing on the braking point and then we touched. Mark's car hit my rear right wheel and I went off - there's not much more to say. We were all on the same pace during the race, I think I was a bit quicker than Mark for two or three laps, I was catching him and thought I could get him on the back straight. I was very close and passed him on the left, that's the story. This is something that happens, no one needs it, but there's not much you can do now."

Mark Webber (3rd place): "Sebastian had a bit of a top speed advantage, he went down the inside and we were side by side. I was surprised when he came right suddenly, as I was holding my racing line. It happened very, very fast and it's a shame for the team. Not an ideal day. The McLarens were solid and it was a good race between all four of us up at the front until then, neither of us wanted to make contact with each other. It's obviously not ideal, but it happened. There was a long way to still go in the race, but that was an interesting few metres on the track between both of us. In the end it wasn't the result that either of us wanted. We've got great character in our team and two fast drivers at the front - we're not dicing for 15th and 16th - we're going for victories so there's clearly a lot at stake.

I'll have a chat with Sebastian about it, we might have a difference of opinion but we'll be adults about it and press on."

Finally, we got a way now to interact with strangers without anxiety. Get fucking booped.

O.M.G.

I'M IN A QPR!!!

Hey, Chaøs! Welcome to Tumblr, and I hope you don’t require eyebleach anytime soon! love ur fics btw <3 :)

I'm already booked for my next eye bleach session in about an hour and I deeply apologise for the things you've read on my wattpad page-

I swear I'm a normal, slightly sane person 😭✋

Today's vampire brainrot is about how some vampires can compel you.

Specifically this scenario:

"Does it feel good, my angel? Oh? You want to cum? Well, I don't know if you sound desperate enough for that... How about you beg a little more for me? No, no, I won't stop touching you. ~You will not cum without my permission, no matter what I do to this pretty little body.~ Oh, much better angel, now that's begging."

I'm full of sin and I haven't been fucked in ages, and this is what it leads to apparently.

No one look at me, I am a MESS

Asjsks I'm totally okay about these guys. Don't worry.

Whole thing is under the cut

The next person to call me pretty girl needs to fuck me. I'm going to actually combust.

YO WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WAKE UP TO?

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

No thank you I already give my hard-earned money to Spotify but I hope you get buyers soon!

So I found that drunken teddies and moose are having a party in this boat in Alan Wake II. 🧸🍺

SQUEEEE!!!!

A cute girl saw me looking at her while she was at the drink stand.

She came over to me and asked me what my name was.

AND THEN SHE TOLD ME I WAS PRETTY!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The creator of spongebob must’ve been so dirty minded.. I mean , "bikini bottom" ? ;)

you are adorable <3

Look if you’re going to be nice to me, you’ll just have to (platonically) marry me, I don’t make the rules 😩

Fictional women I want to be railed by - an essay:

Lady Dimitrescu (RE8): Do I even NEED to say why? She's canonically NINE FOOT SIX INCHES TALL. She radiates cruel dom energy and I would DIE HAPPY between her thighs. But the idea of her beneath me? Begging for my mercy? AAhebusgetsbwu I would ASCEND.

Sally McKenna (AHS): I genuinely don't know. Its not even that I could fix her, I'd just let her make me WORSE. Also ahsvshaba she would put her cigarettes out on my thighs while calling me a pretty girl and THATS ALL I NEED.

Carmilla (La Fanu AND Castlevania): The OG. The QUEEN of the Night. I would be so good for her, and she would drain me DRY.

Donna Beneviento (RE8): AISNHSAH SHE MAKES ME FERAL. Quiet and soft spoken but cruel and feral? THE THINGS I WOULD DO FOR HER.

Lena Luthor (Supergirl): ausbyshava mommy. Sugar mommy? With her own mommy issues? I KNOW she would be nasty and sweet in the same breath and I NEED to be hurt by her.

Emily Prentiss (Criminal Minds): ausbyshava daddy. Has mommy issues, trained as a spy. Total domme. Need her to CHOKE ME.

Alex Blake (Criminal Minds): soft domme, but has a punishment kink that would actually put me in THE GROUND.

Me in 2021: hmm, a zombie apocalypse au could be fun… I might write it. Just an exploratory one shot though. Roughly 10k should do it…

Me now, staring at the draft that’s just hit 600k and still isn’t finished: this is out of control