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warrioreowynofrohan · 2 years

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Just noticed something in today’s Dracula Daily entry that I hadn’t noticed before!

Van Helsing says, “I have asked [Lucy] to send me her maid, that I may ask just one or two question, that so I may not chance to miss nothing. I know well what she will say.”

This stood out to me because I had just been thinking that, given Victorian sensibilities, if you have a young lady who appears to be losing inordinate amounts of blood but has no visible injury, the maid is exactly who you should ask. Because a young lady like Lucy would likely not have talked about her period to a man even if it was medically relevant, as it would Not Have Been Done, and the maid would be the one changing the sheets, so they’d know if the woman they worked for had been having unusually heavy periods.

I don’t know if that’s what Van Helsing was asking about, but it would be a sensible (if, by standards of the time, indelicate) thing to do.

#this is kind of the obvious first guess #for “why is this woman losing a ton of blood with no visible injury”?#i wonder how many of the male cgaracters in dracula know about periods?#van helsing may be the only one #seward is a doctor so he should but gives off heavy vibes of someone who doesn’t #jonathan might #arthur doesn’t #dracula daily #dracula #abraham van helsing #van helsing

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deadsetobsessions · 2 months

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Sea Cryptic! Danny AU- Pt.3

[Pt.1] [Pt.2] [Pt.4][Pt.5][Pt.6][Pt.7]

“Aquaman.” Batman swept into the room, beelining straight for the suddenly apprehensive Atlantean king.

“Batman. What can I do for you?”

“Phantom. Does he pay taxes?”

“Pardon?”

Batman makes a low noise that had Aquaman’s danger senses buzzing.

“Does Phantom have to pay taxes. Towards Atlantis.”

“No…? Why?”

“He wanted money, in exchange for… information, of a delicate sort,” Batman said, diplomatically avoiding the topic of Phantom bargaining for the identities of corpses in exchange for a measly $100 dollars per identity. Like a flea market dealer, that one was.

“You encountered Phantom again?” Aquaman perked up.

“Yes. Gotham’s bay is… polluted.” Batman paused. “With victims. Of murder.”

The entire area quieted as heads turned towards the Dark Knight.

“Yes, I am… distantly aware of Gotham’s waters.” By that, Aquaman gets green around the gills whenever he turns his awareness in that direction. There’s a reason he doesn’t enter Gotham, and the Dark Knight’s ban is only half of that reason. “Ah, but you’re correct. For what purpose would Phantom need mortal currency?”

“Hn.”

“Maybe he needs some stuff?” Flash zipped to a stop next to Batman, feet tapping as he dug into the pile of snacks cradled in his arms. “Us mortals are always coming up with new things, maybe he wants to try some games or something?”

Batman tilted his head down, seriously considering Flash’s suggestion. “It’s plausible.”

“Barry, Barry, Barry. He’s old as hell, right? He probably wants to try the new booze!”

“Hal, my man!” Flash fist bumped Green Lantern, who came up. “You’re back! What happened to John?”

“Dunno. He got called somewhere that way,” Green Lantern waved a vague hand towards the left. “Had to deal with a politician or something from that area.” He shrugged, swinging an arm over Barry’s shoulders to put him in a headlock and stealing a chip.

“Huh. Anyways, would our mortal alcohol even work on a demi-god or something?”

“We should ask!” Hal turned towards Batman. “You should ask if he wants to go for a drink, spooky!”

“He’s a child.”

“He’s been around for more than a millennia, Bats.”

“Informational gathering, right, Hal?” Flashgot out of the headlock, quickly munching on his snacks to stop Green Lantern from stealing them.

“Totally. Yup.”

“…Fine.”

“Wait, are we just gonna ignore that Gotham’s waters are full of bodies?”

“Yes.”

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“What?” Danny asked, mind half on the bags he’s dragging out of the water and the other half on the essay he has to submit in about four hours.

“Green Lantern wanted to invite you out for a drink.”

Danny turned to the stoic Gotham knight, who had his wrist computer out to log the bodies’ info the moment Danny gave him the information. Some of them even told Danny who murdered them, so Batman could start building cases with solid leads.

Danny’s only twenty. He’s not legal yet but he doesn’t want to give any clues to who he is. How is he supposed to…

Ah!

“Can’t.” Danny shrugged. “I’m not legal. I died when I was fourteen so…” Danny trailed off, speechless at the drowned puppy face Batman was giving him. What the fuck.

“Anyways, fork over my payment.”

Batman wordlessly hands him a wad of hundreds.

“What do you need cash for?” Batman suddenly asked.

“Huh? Isn’t it obvious?” Danny tucked it in. “Material things, obviously. I need a blanket,” because holy shit, Gotham is damn cold this time of year. “Anyways, see you same time next week, litterer.”

“I don’t litter.”

“Tell that to the batarangs I found under the water,” Danny grumbled. “But I’ll stop calling you that if you get a signature from Poison Ivy. I have a friend who loves her.”

“An alive friend?”

“Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy?”

Danny snickered and disappeared. He’s gotta cram that essay.

——

“There’s a possibility Phantom might be homeless.”

“Batman, I mean this in the nicest way, but for the love of Atlantis, please stop giving me headaches. It’s time like these I wish I stayed a lighthouse keeper.”

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myoonmii · 2 months

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Does anybody ever think about how the very last thing Arthur ever did was caress Merlin’s head and smile softly at him while his breath slipped away, never once looking away from him

#doesn’t it just haunt you in your sleep #doesn’t it just tickle your bones #this show will never not devastate me even after 11 years #Merlin #bbc Merlin #Merthur #arthur pendragon #the way they cared for each other will hAUNT me #gay people look at what you have done

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that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction · 3 months

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Arthur: Seriously, Merlin? The tavern again?!

Merlin, covered in blood and exhausted from running for both his and Arthur’s lives through the woods: yeah… sure…

#he doesn’t even drink #I think Arthur would be most upset about that #Arthur: I worried about you. I was going to stage an intervention!#Merlin: oops? Ale tastes like crap anyway.#bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #merthur #merlin emrys #incorrect merlin quotes #medieval husbands #gaius merlin #merlin bbc #i’m bad at tagging

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chrxnicdaydream · 2 months

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So… Stormbringer manga next?

please?

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samglyph · 4 months

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My two favorite parts of this episode were “John gets to experience a human connection” and “Arthur curb stomps a guy just to prove he can, probably.”

Bonus Noel/Charlie concept sketches and lil Arthur and Noel colors under the cut

#malevolent #malevolent part 39 #malevolent spoilers #malevolent podcast #if you look closely you can see where I cared and where I did not anyway happy Saturday #arthur lester #John doe #Charlie malevolent #noel malevolent #Charlie dowd #sketches #my art #fan art #malevolent fanart #I also know John smiling that big doesn’t make sense for the voice acting but idc

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merthur-she-wrote · 4 months

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Prompt:

Arthur’s known about Merlin’s magic almost from the beginning.

When he first discovered it, he tried to warn Merlin, discreetly - commenting on the dangers of magic without addressing Merlin’s magic specifically so he won’t have to arrest him. Over time though, he slowly learns - from Merlin - that magic isn’t all that his father has always claimed.

After this, it becomes a bit of a game to them; Arthur warning Merlin about magic, and Merlin coming up with the most outrageous of stories to try to explain it away.

But then the day comes when Arthur realises that Merlin never knew that Arthur always knew the truth.

#prompt #bbc merlin #merlin bbc #merlin #arthur pendragon #merthur #magic reveal #arthur knows about merlin’s magic #merlin doesn’t know that arthur knows about his magic

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dannibals · 7 months

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when he calls you his purpose so you chop off his arm (this is flirting)

#malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #angeleyes #oscar malevolent #malevolent 37 #i’m finding it so funny how john doesn’t like mom’s new boyfriend #which is so valid of him but also HNDIIDNSKND

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elfkissing · 1 year

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Episode 29 and we got through an argument with no ridiculously personal insults or death threats now that’s what I call progress!!!💛

#malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #john doe #my art #does this need to be tagged as spoilers?? nah probably not #anyway Arthur’s face is like that because he doesn’t know what he’s holding #and he has a bad case of resting melancholy face change my mind #the mustache…the way that changed the entirety of the vibe for my design for him #I’m still processing it

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pixlokita · 2 months

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How many years has it been tho

#pix habla #msa #mystery skulls #arthur kingsmen #deadbeats #HAHSJVSJDVDKD it’s been so long my app doesn’t remember my tags #anyway for nostalgia sake #and also remembering 😭 I gave Luis my email at his concert but I think #because of the cursive he couldn’t read it #im so embarrassed rn idk #okokok #hopefully not #I gave him a whole ass letter 🧍‍♂️ dude if he couldn’t read it just bury me rn #that’s so embarrassing #okokokokok #anyway #yay #missing these guys

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wishiwasadruid · 1 year

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Arthur: Marry me.

Merlin: …is that a question? Or do I just show up to the wedding?

#poor Arthur is emotionally constipated and doesn’t know how to propose #merlin is so done #merthur #Merlin is totallly on board with it he’s just chaotic #merlin and arthur #merlin incorrect quotes #arthur pendragon #incorrect quotes #merlin #bbc merlin #bbc merthur #merlin bbc #incorrect merthur quotes #incorrect merlin quotes #merlin x arthur

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pocketsizedann · 5 months

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Who do you think you are - the king?

No, I’m his son - Arthur

#merlin fanart #merlin bbc #bbc merlin #prince arthur #arthur #bbc arthur #arthur doesn’t die #wdym??#no sirrrrrr #arthur pendragon #king arthur #arthurian legend #arthur fanart #merlin fandom #my artwrok #fanart #my art

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kaijukebox · 6 months

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Oscar is infiltrating the sketch page, they are both scruffy in my heart and mind 🫡

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No refs today!

But have some context under the cut!

#i hope this finds the malevolent people because I’ve been MIA in the fandom 😅#but also I hope it doesn’t cause all these hugs rn are a MESS while I try to catch up!#Oscar is my new emotional support animal except he’s causing me massive amounts of emotional distress over his well-being #let’s call this the ‘Oscar survives whatever traumas Harlan is about to put him through and Arthur and John get to keep him around’ AU #amen 🙏#malevolent #malevolent podcast #oscar malevolent #john doe malevolent #arthur lester #ft a matcha latte #100hugs2023 #hug 82/100 #hug 83/100

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arthurpendragonssassydaggers · 3 months

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“I love you” “it will pass” but it’s a Merthur magic reveal fic and Merlins “I love you” and Arthurs “it will pass ” because every time something this big was revealed the person revealed “stopped loving him”. (“Why are you still doing this”)

#bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #merlin #merthur #merthur fic idea #By the end of the fic everything is okay and they talk it out #Because of course it doesn’t pass

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samglyph · 1 year

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Everyone is always like “oh no don’t go on a murderous rampage stemming from guilt so heavy you think it will kill you if nothing else will” but they never ask “did you experience catharsis, how was the catharsis, the catharsis looked fun”

#who’s crying here. up to you #malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #john doe #malevolent 26 #cw blood #believe it or not this did not make my stress hives go away #I listened to little words by the happy fits a bunch while drawing this and while it doesn’t exactly fit #I would recommend it for thinking about johnarthur and crying #also I don’t care if this is messy it fits the VIBE #if it was any cleaner it wouldn’t fit how fucked up arthur is #my art #arthur malevolent #john malevolent #fan art #malevolent fanart

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l3irdl3rain · 3 months

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How is my best friend Arthur has he helped you baldur any gates

He’s been good! My washing machine broke last week and I hauled it out the other day in preparation for the new one and he’s been loving his new Top Secret Hiding Spot.

We are taking a little bit of a Baldur’s Gate break right now just because I was getting burnt out. We’re slowly making our way through Mass Effect Andromeda for the second time. I’m very excited to get back to BG3 tho.

I left off right at the start of Act 2. I’m playing a Githyanki monk named Ez’rai and spent way too much time coming up with a backstory for them. I’m going to be romancing Wyll this time. I think Ez’rai growing up in such a harsh culture that didn’t have room for soft romance will go together in such a fun and cute way with Wyll. A noble’s son who is just so sweet and romantic and good.

#been too busy to play much vidya games the past week or two #I spent SO much time on DND wiki #and I feel like it’s plausible with the already set lore. which obviously doesn’t really matter bc it’s just for fun #but it’s important to me that it feels plausible lol #their crèche went rogue. anti Vlaakith teachings as well as teaching that the githzerai and githyanki should reunite #to have a better chance of defeating the mindflayers #for obvious reasons Vlaakith was NOT a fan of this #Vlaakith sent people to destroy the crèche and Ez’rai was one of the only ones who survived #all the survivors eventually either died or ended up split up somehow #makes for an extra interesting dynamic with Lae’zel and also Orpheus (even tho I have to imagine it all in my head lol)#anyways BG3 was my first introduction to DND lore so if you’re a seasoned pro and this seems so far fetched to you I’m sorry #I’m just having fun with my blorbos #my post #Arthur #ask

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