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fanonbinary8 · 3 months

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the ape man and the axe man are dating.

lucy and the ape man are also dating.

lucy and the axe man are besties.

#nightmare time #hatchetfield #starkid #abstinence camp #axe man #i think his name is jerry #it probably is #ape man #chubby #(?)#lucy stockworth

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danskjavlarna · 2 years

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No longer in hiding: vintage Bigfoot, Yeti, and Cousin Itt imagery.

#bigfoot #ape man #vintage illustration

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outhouse-cartoons · 1 year

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Here’s Tarzan from last night’s stream.

Follow me on Twitch at https://www.twitch.tv/outhousecartoons

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theperfectquestion · 2 years

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Songs about phylogenetics:

Sarich, V. M., & Wilson, A. C. (1967). Immunological Time Scale for Hominid Evolution. Science, 158(3805)

Compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees,

I am an ape man.

Davies, R. (1970). Apeman. Lola Versus Powerman and the Moneygoround, Part One. Pye Records.

#phylogenetics #humans and hominids #the kinks #ray davies #amino acids #haemoglobin #myoglobin #ape man #1970 #1967 #Spotify

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hypurbee · 21 days

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Make Gus a marriageable candidate challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

#come on just let me have my boy #I love he #I want him to make me soop in the morning #GIMME SOUP MAN CONCERNED APE #sdv #stardew valley #stardew gus

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kxsalt · 1 month

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Meeting Daddy’s friends for the first time, but you’re completely naked because he wants to show off his new pet.

Daddy’s friends taking photos of your little body to jerk off to later.

Daddy’s friends talking about all the dirty things they would force you to do if you weren’t owned.

Daddy’s friends laughing at all his stories about the icky kinks you do just to get his attention.

You cry in embarrassment because you thought those stories would be your dirty little secret and now everybody knows you’re a whore.

Daddy spanking you for crying in front of all his friends.

Daddy showing off how many toys you can fit in your little holes at once, and Daddy smacking your tits for cumming without permission.

Daddy letting each of his friends pull a toy out of your needy pussy, and Daddy slapping your cheeks each time you let a toy come out.

You try to hide and make yourself small while still showing everybody your fuckholes, because Daddy told you to.

Half of them go out for a smoke and Daddy makes you promise that you won’t suck cock or get fucked while he’s gone, because you’re just for him to use.

Daddy’s friend forcing your legs apart and shoving his cock into your wet pussy the second he leaves.

Daddy’s friend cumming inside of you as you beg him not to because only Daddy is supposed to breed you.

You cry, and try to clean the cum out of your pussy with your hands before Daddy gets back.

Daddy sees that you’ve been crying and spanks you as punishment again.

Daddy finds your creampied pussy and uses his belt to punish you for disobeying him.

Daddy pouring another drink and laughing with his friend that fucked you because it’s not his fault you’re a slut.

Daddy’s friends slowly start to leave for the night, and he makes you give each of them a hug and a kiss. They grope you while they squeeze your body and play with your tongue when they kiss you.

Daddy’s friend who used you whispers in your ear that the next time he gets you alone he’ll break you on his cock.

Once everyone’s gone, Daddy puts on your leash and walks you to the bedroom. There, he uses you for anal sex because your pussy is still full of his friend’s cum.

After he finishes, Daddy puts you in your cage to sleep. You were misbehaving all night, and naughty girls don’t get to sleep in the bed.

Cum trickles from your used holes as you curl up in your cage, hoping that Daddy’s friends liked you.

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charitydingle · 1 month

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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 1997, dir. Jay Roach

#austin powers: international man of mystery #austin powers #filmgifs #moviegifs #usersugar #userstream #films #*#ap*#filmedit

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chronivore · 2 years

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Ape-Man

#ape man #comics #ape folk

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yourlocalabomination · 3 months

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“Aside from TGWDLM (and a brief BF cameo), Ted Spankoffski has long hair and we as a fandom need to represent that more often within our fanworks, ” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“They’re right,” he says. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Joey Richter himself, with long hair.

#‘what’s your source that Ted has long hair’? you ask. Joey personally told me in a cameo /gen #am I really spreading propaganda if I’m speaking the truth?#Did I use to draw Ted exclusively with short hair? yes. Have I been enlightened since then? yes. I will lead this crusade if needbe #just remember if your drawing long haired ted with his hair down that you don’t draw it too long or it ends up as scrags #I had multiple people ask me why I draw ted with long hair that I resorted to making a diagram #ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #starkid fanart #fanart starkid #time bastard #starkid time bastard #time bastard nightmare time #tgwdlm #tgwdlm starkid #tgwdlm fanart #the guy who didn't like musicals #the guy who didn’t like musicals fanart #hatchetfield ape man #Workin boys #nightmare time #hatchetfield nightmare time #nmt #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #fanart #my art

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isogenderskitty · 1 month

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more of these because they're really fun to make

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harmonizingsunsets · 7 months

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Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 3 | Becky Barnes Climbing a Tree

#hatchetfield #tw Robert Manion #StarKid #jane’s a car #the hatchetfield ape man #killer track #nightmare time #hatchetfield musicals #Becky barnes #jane perkins #tom houston #professor hidgens #henry hidgens #kim whalen #dylan saunders #jamie lynn beatty #Nick Lang #team starkid #jeff blim

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punster-2319 · 9 months

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#polls #2014 in film #transformers: age of extinction #the hobbit: the battle of the five armies #guardians of the galaxy #maleficent #the hunger games: mockingjay part 1 #x men: days of future past #captain america: the winter soldier #dawn of the planet of the apes #the amazing spider man 2 #interstellar

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abiimaryy · 7 months

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an appropriately unhinged recap of the hatchetfield series

A little late for the five year anniversary BUT... IT'S FINALLY HERE!! My full length deep-dive video into EVERYTHING you need to know about Hatchetfield before watching Nerdy Prudes Must Die!!!

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wetcatschwartzy · 1 month

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based off ideas i saw here

#peter spankoffski #lucy stockworth #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time #hatchetfield #starkid #fanart #hatchetfield ape man

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cerpiscool · 1 month

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ITS ZESTY!!!!!!!!

#oc: zesty the sylveon #art #pokemon #anthro pokemon #anthro pokeverse #ap!!!!!!!#sfw furry #furry #pokemon furry #transgender #trans man

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the-local-eldritch-microwave · 7 days

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okay okay so like kinda dumb(its really fucking dumb)idea but you know how Inks eyes change everytime he blinks right? so usually his eyes are one of the main things that give him away based on how he's feeling however what if he was having a particularly bad day so he takes some yellow paint(for the tiny boost of happiness) and then just never blinks. The whole day. Like just staring into your soul, no blinking, the fakest smile ever plastered on his face to the point where it becomes uncanny because the others are used to his eyes changing but he wont let himself blink cause once he does and the others start asking questions as to what's wrong he will literally explode(not actually but the mental equivalent)

and the only reason why i think he could do this is cause he isn't mortal, kinda in the same way a god doesn't need to sleep and eat like yea its uncomfty if you don't but its not like you'll die(and to be fair they are skeletons but shhhhh, im indulging myself)

#idk man this is so stupid but literally anything so i dont have to do homework #i fuckin hate essays #and AP test #eldritch rambles #utmv #ink sans #undertale au #undertale #going insane once again

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