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lunearobservatory · 11 months

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"New York, you've been quiet."

"That's new."

(tw alcohol)

There are ten visible 18oz cups on screen. Lowballing, I’m going to say this is all he has had. I’m also going to say each counts as 12oz since it’s possible they weren’t filled up all the way, also standard Budweiser can and bottle sizes are 12oz, so it’s an equivalent of one can/bottle per cup. I’m saying Budweiser bc it’s statistically the most popular beer in New York which. It’s also the most popular beer in the entire country so like. Whatever. I’m going for it.

Okay.

10*12oz=120oz

It could be either Budweiser (5%abv) or Bud Light (4.2%abv) and I’ll go with Bud Light, again going for the lower number.

In my heart of hearts I know this is Wildly going to affect the outcome of these results but God damnit I have NO other form of reference. So. I’m using Ben as a body ref. Personally I hc NY as around the same height anyway so fuckin? Sure I guess.

Ben is uhhh self stated to be 5’5 and 125lbs which LMAO I COULD THROW HIM SO FAR but also I’m gonna use that as the metric.

120oz of 4.2%abv for a 5’5 125lbs person is. HURRKKKHH A LOT LMFAO.

That rounds out to 0.29%bac (aprox 20h until 0%abv) at minimum

And for shits and giggles 0.5%bac (aprox 35h until 0%abv) at most (10*18oz(5%abv))

0.08%bac is the average level New Yorkers start feeling “drunk” (it’s also the legal driving limit lmao). The national average for that is 0.099%bac, so I feel comfortable saying it’s sssssimilar enough to just. Use those numbers with a pinch of salt which isn’t how math works but ffff.. Sshhh…

So basically, yeah, I guess based on my word and above numbers he’s anywhere between 0.29%-0.5%bac in that. If he’s only passed out that’s WILD LMAO

0.25%bac is starting stage 5 (level that passing out is listed at); 0.29%bac is the bottom line so it makes sense he would be passed out at this mark if his tolerance is above average which! Probably! It's fuckin New York!

But. 0.45%bac+ is like. Pretty damn assured death for errrrrrr. Most people!

So. Yeah! Between 116-200% tolerance when compared to average citizens. I know that’s a big discrepancy just play with me in this hypothetical math hell please!

The point of all this being. Yeah. I do maybe believe the states are a little tougher than humans and I had to justify it to myself in some semblance of reality

Thank you.

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akstzs · 10 months

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flexing this here bc I wrote about httyd for the argument essay fully expecting to fail

#I got a 3 on US history but that’s probably bc I didn’t write about httyd for the leq #Idk how this happened my ap lang teacher always scored me like a 2 whenever she graded essays #sure did use my outside knowledge for this exam but my outside knowledge is httyd

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fuminoomi · 7 months

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my bf is so pretty! (ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) (he is a 30-40 yr old man)

#myart #undertale #digital art #fanart #sans #undertale au #my undertale au #ibispaintx #fnreinvigoratetalesans #me once again drawing him in wine's clothing #bro i need more wine x reader centered fanficts like one of the only good ones i found is discontinued 😕#driving me insane #artists of tumblr #:3 #posting instead of doing my ap us history work #rei and wine are probably bffs idk i havent decided yet

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mantaphase · 2 years

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the ap test results are in

#phaseposting #apush #twitter #twt #ap us history #memes #funny twitter #for non-usa: the advanced placement us history final exam is known for being rlly hard. graded on a scale of 1-5 with 3+ passing #the tag is wild tho. the variety of different reactions i have seen from kids who got a 3 rivals the variety of insects on earth #also yeah most people take it in tenth grade/age 15-16 and if you pass you get college credit. i think. idk i barely graduated lol 🤪🤪🤪#all the other ap tests dropped the scores too but apush is the big one for some reason??? ive seen some vitriol re: ap lang as well

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murderoushagthesequel · 1 year

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returning the favour!!

hmmm

delete any three marauders era characters from existence JUST so you get to create them in ur own image go

least favourite colour and is it because it reminds you of a very you specific children memory?

describe these five characters as teachers: james potter. bellatrix black. frank longbottom. gideon prewett. lucius malfoy.

your favourite colours

r u chef xeno au or model xeno au person (yes i’m either writing or drawing the chef au) and you HAVE to chose

opinions on american girl dolls

ok sorry this took me forever to answer i got a little too into it, so here we go

delete any three characters

oooo this is a spicy one. i’m assuming this means delete them from canon and replace them with my own image? because i already do whatever i want here.

first is absolutely regulus because he would fuck the entire story up. and i love that for him. my reggie, who would find a way to band together with all of his friends and fight their own side of the war away from moldy and dumbly, who would burn the world down for each and every one of them and his brother and james, who got along with the gryffindors and hexed anybody who dared challenge him about it. regulus who’s trans and gay and depressed and dealing with it like a champ. who can get the entirety of hogwarts under his thumb with one outfit because he’s just that beautiful and that powerful. regulus who whittles baby animals for james in secret, who is a god at quidditch and always catches the snitch because he’s just that good, who joined frog choir initially because his mother made him but turned it into something for himself and never left even once he ran away. regulus who is just me in a different font because i said so. i may have gotten a little carried away with the headcanons here. but regulus is my best friend, the love of my life, my baby, my child, i love him okay?

second. hmmmm. i think i’m gonna have to go with barty. now there isn’t really any canon on him before he became a death eater anyway, so it wouldn’t so much be removing him and replacing him as much as adding in nonexistent content. i would mainly just be adding in the widely accepted fanon content: slytherin skittles, rosekiller, barty being a little menace who would kill for his friends no hesitation, etc. i’d make his gay awakening xeno idc. and then from there there’s two directions to go. there’s: let him live out his happy little life with his friends that’s not so happy because they’re fighting in a way but at least they’re together. and there’s: reg and evan die and barty goes crazy and turns into canon barty. i like both versions, even both at the same time tbh, but in the first one i think pandora and dorcas would help keep him together whereas in the second one he just goes off the rails. there’s just so much more to be explored with his character and all we really get is he hates his dad but not his mom, and he killed and tortured a bunch of people this literally makes no sense at all but moving on anyways.

third. let’s see, let’s see, let’s see. peter! omg peter. we all know i love peter pettigrew and canon peter is… well… the fucking worst. give me peter pettigrew that made a bit of a mistake, sure, but it didn’t cost his friends their lives and they forgave him. give me (this will be an icotfs moment) deaf peter pettigrew who taught his friends sign language in their first year and was so happy just to have friends because he had it rough in the past but now he has a family at school. give me peter pettigrew who was a hat stall because he’s wise and loyal and cunning and brave. give me peter pettigrew who worked so so hard for his marks in school and excelled because he worked for it. give me peter pettigrew who makes fun of his friends as relentlessly as they make fun of him and his just, happy! give me peter pettigrew who was genuinely friends with everybody, not a kid they had to look after, not an outcast, not anything else. a friend.

honorable mentions: snape, no redemption arc, no pity; lily, just, her in my mind; pandora, make her a character

now, if you meant pick any three characters to erase from fanon and replace, my answer is different and i don’t know what it is.

least favorite color / tied to childhood memory

hmmmm. probably either like a neon green or brown-orange. when i was a kid, for a period of time, my favorite color was orange but i always had to specify not brown orange colors. specifically bright oranges. also like… idk how to describe it but off white in the way medicine is. i had to take this liquid medicine for a long period of time when i was little and it was this weird white color and absolutely nasty. especially the orange flavor. completely vile. i can still taste it right now and that was like 13 years ago.

characters as teachers

oh this is a fun one. here we go.

james potter: he is struggling just a bit. he’s for sure a humanities teacher, and he hasn’t quite found the balance between being a good teacher and a nice teacher. he’s like right on the edge there, where he’s almost perfect, but he does get fooled by a dead grandma from time to time, or a student taking advantage of his niceness. but he is, so nice. and really helpful. he does absolutely everything he can to help his students, even if that means staying at work until 10pm trying to come up with a way to help this kid pass his class, he’ll do it. even if he has to tutor a kid on the entire history of the world. this man is committed to his work. he said “i wanna be a teacher” and he really meant it. sirius, remus, peter, regulus, and lily have all had to forcibly pull him away from his work on more than one occasion. regulus once just stayed the night in james’ classroom because he refused to leave.

bellatrix black: this one. this is a wild one. because that’s what bella is, isn’t she? a wild card. controversial opinion? i initially saw her as an art teacher and then it switched in my brain and now i can’t let go of her being an economics/government/finance teacher. i mean, picture her just sitting at the front of her classroom, sitting cross-legged on top of her desk and teaching kids how to topple a government instead of reading from the textbook? nobody knows how she hasn’t gotten fired yet because she basically taught one class how to money launder and another how to stage a coup. all her students both love her and are terrified of her. she’s the kind of person that can catch a bug in her hands without even looking- she makes sure to do that trick on the first day of every class, she will not fuck around, got it? but she has her favorite students who she’s so sweet to. like if they cough once during class they are going to the nurse’s office and she will march them right down there if she has to.

frank longbottom: now he is the perfect balance. the teacher i’ve always been in awe of. the one who manages to perfectly balance everything and act like it’s nothing. i could honestly see him teaching any subject and you know what? maybe he teaches all of them, who can say? he is nice, but not a pushover. a good teacher, but a kind one. he balances his personal life and work perfectly and doesn’t let them bleed too much into each other. every once in a while, he’ll get a little too caught up on one thing or the other - he’s only human, right? - but he’s usually able to get back into it pretty easily, especially with the help from his friends. his students all like him, they say goodbye sadly but don’t miss him too terribly when he’s gone, but he’s touched all of their lives somehow. he’s that one teacher whose class every student wants to be in, and everybody else is jealous when they don’t end up there.

gideon prewett: he’s a kindergarten teacher. he has one of those little town rugs in the middle of his floor, he reads all the books at story time with different voices and acts it out. he hosts little events as much as possible for the kids to participate in. plays, puppet shows, bake sales, etc. he also goes all out with birthdays, like decorates the whole classroom and everything. and he’s an amazing teacher. like those kids are leaving his classroom at the end of the year with a second grade education. some of them go to college early. he gets invited to their weddings. he randomly brings in things to make his students happy like cookies (different kinds for allergies and dietary restrictions) or plants. he always brings something in himself for show and tell. he’s the teacher everybody loved when they were in kindergarten and never got another teacher who could live up to him. except for the students that ended up with his brother as an AP calc teacher. he’s completely different but exactly the same simultaneously, but the only one who ever came close to matching him.

lucius malfoy: oof. you do not want to be in his class. this man is like an APUSH or AP physics teacher. he is strict and not forgiving. he picks his favorites on the first day of class and everybody else knows the year is about to be shit for them. he keeps a whole ass family portrait on the wall behind his desk, and he looks hella intimidating in it. he gives hours of homework each night, half of it busy work because he can’t be bothered to grade it all, and insanely difficult tests. the only reason he’s still allowed to teach is because he sucks up to the head of the school board and he’s about to be on tenure, then no one can touch him. there’s also a ton of rumors flying around about him at all times though, because the kids hate him so much. and some of them come back to bite him in the ass, so, good for you, kids.

favorite colors

ooooo how to choose. okay first definitely has to be a neutral pastel/sage green, like the one in my tumblr theme. it’s so calming and soothing and it reminds me of being in a little fairytale forest. like, i look at it and i see low hanging branches with floating lights and a calm stream running by a woodland cottage. it’s lovely.

then probably something like the blue you posted. it reminds me of the word midnight. it’s mysterious, it’s never-ending, it’s kind of scary, but in a good way. i accidentally typed “in a god way” the first time and tbh, yeah.

and then like a lavender color like this one. i can’t really explain why it just makes my brain happy.

similarly to the purple, dust rose.

chef xeno vs model xeno

nooooo i have to choose? i love model xeno, i really do. i love absolutely everything about him. but my heart goes to chef au :pensive:. especially with the brilliant alteration that it’s secretly a ratatouille au where barty and evan think xeno is this brilliant chef but they have no idea there’s just a tiny peter on his head doing all the cooking for him. i also think it’s funny picturing xeno being all cocky thinking two guys are trying to compete for him when really, they’re both trying to get with him at the same time. he would be so oblivious but so happy at the revelation and i love him for that.

american girl dolls

ok somebody fr just asked me this? but when i was a kid i wanted one so badly, not even sure why. i think it was a “everyone else has one so i need one” type thing? i also just liked dolls. i got two oof-brand american girl dolls over time, one has a brown bob with bangs and i named her emily and the other has long blonde hair and ngl i forgot her name… but i have like a whole ass closet for these girlies. i loved them with my whole heart for a while. opinions overall? i definitely don’t get the hype anymore. and the american girl puberty books and shit are weird… but dolls in general >>> (except the creepy ones).

#long post #so so long #i had so much fun writing all of this #hag's asks #beo's corner!#you get your own tag now too <3 #also for all you non-americans apush is ap us history #and ap is advanced placement #marauders #marauders era #dead gay wizards #slytherin skittles

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monaluisa · 2 years

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Somber May to all my fellow APUSH students. Cram well, my beloved.

#apush #apush me off a cliff #college board #ap test #us history #3+ guys we can do it

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catzillaz · 11 months

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Almost all my sketchbook cats ….

#meow #i have more but these ones look very silly and are my favorite:3 #my next final is for civics and then im done yayyy!!!!#but next year im taking ap us history and well im kind of regretting doing that im a bit scared

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trashmouth-kaspbrak · 9 months

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I have not yet started chapter 4 of The Mystery of the Wily Werewolf, so have this from chapter 6 of We Witches Seven (which I'll hopefully start working on again after I finish Wily Werewolf)

#first day of school #taking ap english 3 and dual credit us history back to back is probably a mistake #we'll see #ben hanscom #beverly marsh #benverly #yes i know how incredibly basic of me #it 2017 #it chapter 1 #it 2019 #it chapter 2 #my post #wip wednesday

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piixiequeens · 10 months

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AP US history scores come out soon and i’m literally pissing my pants. AP graders are talking abt the scores being TREMENDOUSLY low and i was so confident i did well. i really fucking hope i don’t get a 1 i need that college credit

#ap us history #apush me off a cliff #fuck this shit #i need a 3 or higher #college board i will **** *** ** ****#college board cunts

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themagnificentmx · 1 year

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#i think ive hit my breaking point #3 missing assignments in my ap envirosci class #brings my grade down to a 66 ://#im gonna fucking lose it oh my god #it's fine bc i can turn it in late and hope my teacher takes pity on me #but . oh i want to strangle myself for forgetting to turn it in #i am not a freshman anymore !! fucking christ i need to get my shit together !!!#also . near tears because of precalc again #teacher assigned us homework and i Cannot figure out the last 6 problems #want to bash my head in bc i dont get it #im supposed to be smart istg #oh And i have my debate guide + art history notes that im behind on #ok . first thing i need to turn all my late work in #i do not have energy to care i just . cant have a zero in for my labs #gonna do that when i get to school and pray i dont cry in class #gotta finish my debate guide tn and then attempt some notes in the morning #Fuck why do i keep putting myself in this position #hey if any of yall have read this far into my vent post please send words of encouragement #D.vents

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exhumedicarus · 1 year

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i'm actually really looking forward to my classes next year, they get rid of advanced classes for 11th/12th grade so you either do on level or a college level class which is a shame but overall i'm happy with my classes

#on level english + us history + ap physics + college pre-cal + latin 3 + tech theatre #i'm gonna try to get two tech theatre periods #and starting junior year you can get a free period #so i'm doing that

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delisocks · 8 days

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anyway it has been a long day of the Horrors but at the end of the day it is time for my nightly hug a pillow and pretend it’s jesse pinkman. god bless us every one.

#there’s like no homework this weekend which is nice #but it’s just constant review for the ap us history exam in a few weeks #i know i will be fine we did a diagnostic test in class where we were supposed to aim for 60% and i got an 87%#so like. i am doing great and will get that 3 or better and earn my college credits #but there’s so much review work to get thru… augh #none of my concern right now. if i think about jesse really hard maybe i can dream about him. if i just believe in myself.#delitalks

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vamptastic · 4 months

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possibly the only time my communist leanings have helped rather than gotten me into trouble academically was my SAT where one of the essays was an essay written by an early 20th century former socialist explaining why she'd become an anarchist. no doubt that shit was incomprehensible to everybody else at my florida public school.

#well tbf you do HAVE to learn about anarchists briefly in ap us history #bc we study that one case where italian anarchists were convicted falsely of a crime #anyway. big win for leftist infighting fans. i got like 2-3 questions wrong on the entire reading section #and i fully attribute that to all three papers being on stuff i was familiar with #i believe the other two were on native american history and the mating habits of a bird species

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ace-with--a-mace · 5 months

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school in 48 hours ,,,,,,

#threw up in my mouth i have 6 out of 7 classes of hw i was supposed to do during break #and tbh jts my fault that i didnt do then like where did my time management skills go #but also??? its break??? the time to relax and spend time with family???#why do i have to 1. sew 2. do 40 multi step math problems 3. make an asl presentation cuz the teacher genuinely doesnt teach #elaborating on 3 like ik ppl say teachers dont teach BIT HE DOES NOT TEACH #the entire year was students making asl presentations to share with the class. he has yet to teach us 1 sign #4. 3 notes outlines cornell note style that span over 2 units #5. read my psych textbook from Cambridge for my quiz monday #6. do the same art assignment ive done since 6th grade except on 18x12 paper.#by monday #like crew please consider that i like a break and i wanna see my family #even without the hw i was slaving away cleaning the house and cooking and baking nd being stressed #my life does not revolve around precalc or chemistry or ap world history i want to sleep !!!!#l speaks #shut up l #ranting in the tags because i can #and rhen im breakinf out and my period is a week late and i have migraines and my braids arent straight and my face isnt my face and #its too much i need to clock out of life guys im so sorry.

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mandlecurrentevents · 11 months

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Current Events 5/25

peanis

I still love Women

john 3 deluxe

#current events #mandle #government #currentevents #ap us history #apush #economics #mandel #jewish #philippines #plate #personalised arsenal number plate set to fetch eye watering sum at auction #john #3 #33 #333 #3333 #333333

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robertreich · 27 days

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How Trump is Following Hitler's Playbook

You’ve heard Trump’s promise:

TRUMP: I’m going to be a dictator for one day.

History shows there are no “one-day” dictatorships. When democracies fall, they typically fall completely.

In a previous video, I laid out the defining traits of fascism and how MAGA Republicans embody them. But how could Trump — or someone like him — actually turn America into a fascist state? Here’s how in five steps.

Step 1: Use threats of violence to gain power

Hitler and Mussolini relied on their vigilante militias to intimidate voters and local officials. We watched Trump try to do the same in 2020.

TRUMP: Proud Boys, stand back and stand by.

Republican election officials testified to the threats they faced when they refused Trump’s demands to falsify the election results.

RAFFENSPERGER: My email, my cell phone was doxxed.

RUSTY BOWERS: They have had video panel trucks with videos of me proclaiming me to be a pedophile.

GABRIEL STERLING: A 20-something tech in Gwinnett County today has death threats and a noose put out saying he should be hung for treason.

If the next election is close, threats to voters and election officials could be enough to sabotage it.

Step 2: Consolidate power

After taking office, a would-be fascist must turn every arm of government into a tool of the party. One of Hitler’s first steps was to take over the civil service, purging it of non-Nazis.

In October of 2020, Trump issued his own executive order that would have enabled him to fire tens of thousands of civil servants and replace them with MAGA loyalists. He never got to act on it, but he’s now promising to apply it to the entire civil service.

That’s become the centerpiece of something called Project 2025, a presidential agenda assembled by MAGA Republicans, that would, as the AP put it, “dismantle the US government and replace it with Trump’s vision.”

Step 3: Establish a police state

Hitler used the imaginary threat of “the poison of foreign races” to justify taking control of the military and police, placing both under his top general, and granting law-enforcement powers to his civilian militias.

Now Trump is using the same language to claim he needs similar powers to deal with immigrants.

Trump plans to deploy troops within the U.S. to conduct immigration raids and round up what he estimates to be 18 million people who would be placed in mass-detention camps while their fate is decided.

And even though crime is actually down across the nation, Trump is citing an imaginary crime wave to justify sending troops into blue cities and states against the will of governors and mayors.

Trump insiders say he plans to invoke the Insurrection Act to have the military crush civilian protests. We saw a glimpse of that in 2020, when Trump deployed the National Guard against peaceful protesters outside the White House.

And with promises to pardon January 6 criminals and stop prosecutions of right-wing domestic terrorists, Trump would empower groups like the Proud Boys to act as MAGA enforcers.

Step 4: Jail the opposition

In classic dictatorial fashion, Trump is now openly threatening to prosecute his opponents.

TRUMP: if I happen to be president and I see somebody who’s doing well and beating me very badly, I say, ‘Go down and indict them.’ They’d be out of business.

And he’s looking to remake the Justice Department into a tool for his personal vendettas.

TRUMP: As we completely overhaul the federal Department of Justice and FBI, we will also launch sweeping civil rights investigations into Marxist local district attorneys.

In the model of Hitler and Mussolini, Trump describes his opponents as subhuman.

TRUMP: …the radical left thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our country…

Step 5: Undermine the free press

As Hitler well understood, a fascist needs to control the flow of information. Trump has been attacking the press for years.

And he’s threatening to punish news outlets whose coverage he dislikes.

He has helped to reduce trust in the media to such a historic low that his supporters now view him as their most trusted source of information.

Within a democracy, we may often have leaders we don’t like. But we have the power to change them — at the ballot box and through public pressure. Once fascism takes hold, those freedoms are gone and can’t easily be won back.

We must recognize the threat of fascism when it appears, and do everything in our power to stop it.

#youtube #videos #fascism #Donald Trump #election #video #politics

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