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I ❤️ milfs
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When couldn’t download the remaster version and suffered for several days until I downloaded the old version :
#manny calavera#grim fandango#yeah.. yeah#man i'm tired#yes I downloaded the old version of Grim Fandiago#fresh “angel”
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"New York, you've been quiet."
"That's new."
(tw alcohol)
There are ten visible 18oz cups on screen. Lowballing, I’m going to say this is all he has had. I’m also going to say each counts as 12oz since it’s possible they weren’t filled up all the way, also standard Budweiser can and bottle sizes are 12oz, so it’s an equivalent of one can/bottle per cup. I’m saying Budweiser bc it’s statistically the most popular beer in New York which. It’s also the most popular beer in the entire country so like. Whatever. I’m going for it.
Okay.
10*12oz=120oz
It could be either Budweiser (5%abv) or Bud Light (4.2%abv) and I’ll go with Bud Light, again going for the lower number.
In my heart of hearts I know this is Wildly going to affect the outcome of these results but God damnit I have NO other form of reference. So. I’m using Ben as a body ref. Personally I hc NY as around the same height anyway so fuckin? Sure I guess.
Ben is uhhh self stated to be 5’5 and 125lbs which LMAO I COULD THROW HIM SO FAR but also I’m gonna use that as the metric.
120oz of 4.2%abv for a 5’5 125lbs person is. HURRKKKHH A LOT LMFAO.
That rounds out to 0.29%bac (aprox 20h until 0%abv) at minimum
And for shits and giggles 0.5%bac (aprox 35h until 0%abv) at most (10*18oz(5%abv))
0.08%bac is the average level New Yorkers start feeling “drunk” (it’s also the legal driving limit lmao). The national average for that is 0.099%bac, so I feel comfortable saying it’s sssssimilar enough to just. Use those numbers with a pinch of salt which isn’t how math works but ffff.. Sshhh…
So basically, yeah, I guess based on my word and above numbers he’s anywhere between 0.29%-0.5%bac in that. If he’s only passed out that’s WILD LMAO
0.25%bac is starting stage 5 (level that passing out is listed at); 0.29%bac is the bottom line so it makes sense he would be passed out at this mark if his tolerance is above average which! Probably! It's fuckin New York!
But. 0.45%bac+ is like. Pretty damn assured death for errrrrrr. Most people!
So. Yeah! Between 116-200% tolerance when compared to average citizens. I know that’s a big discrepancy just play with me in this hypothetical math hell please!
The point of all this being. Yeah. I do maybe believe the states are a little tougher than humans and I had to justify it to myself in some semblance of reality
Thank you.
#I'm going to wring a discernable breath of canon from this series one way or another.#someone tell me if this constitutes as cryptozoology#if state is not normal... a cryptid even... then study of them is... er...#ap us history <3#yeah.. yeah#yeah baby fuck yeah !!!#i tried to do good with math and sources <33333 i have severe dyscalculia LMAO#if you want me to do more math and figure out uh. how much weed it takes to get coco fuckin blitzed somehow. hit that subscribe button bayb#lune talks#what do i. tag this even#it's certainly not art#lune does fucking math !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#wttt#wttsh#ben brainard#welcome to the statehouse#welcome to the table#wttt new york#tw alochol#this is. incomprehensible.
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this chapter was supposed to be quick and is turning out to be the longest yet 🤧 sorry y’all, i’ll try to get it out soon, but at least u can look forward to miguel and his skilled tongue
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PLEASE this comment on a live show recording is killing me
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He would also love the name Abu and say it constantly
guys youre making me wanna draw this
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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
#the girl was like ‘ugh yeah i’m done with all that mascara sunscreen makeup stuff’ and I !!! I completely agree except for!! bro come on.#double shot
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bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time
#me serving customers while chappell roan's red wine supernova is stuck in my head#me: yeah that'll be £3.60 / my brain: she did it right there‚ out on the deck: put her canine teeth in the side of my neck#rose's incessant yearnings#rose's gay little job#rose's ramblings
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just watched set it up and now im thinking about cadets! gaz x reader trying to match-make their squadron leaders only to end up falling in love themselves
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mmm soob
#comics#these guys consider cooking to be a respectable branch of magic#as powerful as any other arcane skillset#yeah man nice divine incantation#check out this beef bourguignon tho
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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"
#like im not gonna name names but i can think of at least 3 channels#where they stopped posting short form content and went#wait the patreon is paying my rent im no longer a slave to the algorithm gods#HELL YEAH TIME TO SPEND 5+ MONTHS PUTTING TOGETHER A 3+ HOUR VIDEO#and i eat that shit up every time
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