This is legit one of the funniest fics I have ever read. There's a paragraph in the last chapter that made me stop and laugh for like five minutes until I actually started choking with laughter. I wish I could remember how I found it so I could say thank you to them.

@fremulon absolutely love it, it's brilliant.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens), Missing Scene, Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Canon Compliant, Pre-Canon, Drinking & Talking, Drunken Shenanigans, Drunk Crowley (Good Omens), Drunk Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale and Crowley Through The Ages (Good Omens), Aziraphale and Crowley Share a Brain Cell (Good Omens), Aziraphale and Crowley in Love (Good Omens), I Was Wrong Dance (Good Omens), Originally Posted on Tumblr, Soft Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley Likes Animals (Good Omens), Prankster Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley is a Little Shit (Good Omens), Aziraphale is "just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" (Good Omens), Aziraphale is So Done with Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale is "gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide" (Good Omens), Aziraphale is so camp (Good Omens), My First Work in This Fandom, Neil Gaiman References, Attempt at Humor, I'm Bad At Tagging, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping Summary:

The ritual began, as most regrets do, with an astonishing amount of alcohol, some farcical bickering- And a bet.

Honestly, Aziraphale should have known better than to enter a wager with a demon. He should have known better than to keep imbibing with one too. But they were both far too deep in the cups by that point for the matter to even be considered. That and the temptation of proving Crowley wrong for once was just too, well... Tempting.

Not that an Angel can actually be tempted, obviously. Aziraphale's involvement in the wager was purely for altruistic and perfectly righteous reasons. It would be an added feather to his wing. A chalk up for the side of the Angels, an act of thwarting the whiles of the wicked! That sort of thing, you understand. It was practically his job.

Now, the only trouble was... What exactly did Aziraphale want Crowley to do once he won?

^^(THIS IS A RE-PUBLISHED EDITED VERSION OF MY PREVIOUS WORK)^^ The previous Version, which I was unhappy with, will be taken down post-publication of this revised work to avoid confusion

we need all types of art in fandoms

Fixed it

babygirl i will invent stages of grief you have never seen before

people on here interacting with neil gaiman is so. ur like this cannot possibly a real human being off anon!!! sitting down typing out an ask like that knowing the creator of the work will see it. and then ur like well dont be an asshole maybe it's just a 14 year old engaging in fandom for the first time! but then u click on the blog to see its a 35 year old actual real adult who went hello mister GAYman (hihihaha) thank u so much for making my coffeeshop au background relationship / rarepair endgame / slow burn true love sunshine sunshine protector dynamics of my dreams come true! u really had crowley say SMUT 👍🥳🤣🙌 but why was there conflict :/sometimes people argued and???? was that really necessary??? pls tell me rn that this is in fact a happy ending fic scenario otherwise I will have to kill myself immediately in exceedingly violent fashion and it will be ur fault (if michael sheen and david tennant don't kiss again in s3 u will feel my wrath. i know ur home address) anyways. are u aware of the omegaverse trope 😜 just blink twice if that is something we can look forward to in s3 😝😂🤭 also crowley wore different clothes during different episodes?? is that a continuity error?? or will that be explained in s3?

As of today 14028 Aziraphale/Crowley fanfics have been posted on ao3 since the release of season two

Which means that on average 77.5 fanfics are being published per day

That’s 3.23 fanfics per hour

0.05 fanfics per minute

So in conclusion:

Every twenty minutes a new Aziraphale/Crowley fanfic is being written

AO3 tags IN ACTION: Aziraphale has a vulva

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

Neil gaiman being sad for crowley and aziraphale at the end of season 2 is so real like technically as a writer you are in charge but sometimes it feels more like you are the poor bastard transcribing what is being said in a courtroom

Ok, good omens fic nerds assemble

Trying to track down a fic I read that someone else also remembers, but with a fairly small amount of info. I believe in the fandom's ability to track things down though 🤣🤣🤣

It's a human AU, multi chapter, complete. A&C get together, but keep hurting each other badly, and end up breaking up completely, I believe for a year or more. In this time they both go to therapy (independently obviously)

We think maybe Crowley had a plant or flower shop and it was next to a shop owned by Madame Tracey but maybe had shut down? I think they were 30s-40s-50s age but both in precarious employment situations?

Crowley and Anathema were friends and she had a market stall. At the end, Aziraphale comes to the market to see Anathema (or maybe he just happens to be there and sees her?) and she points him to Crowley's new stall, which is either plants or flowers, can't remember for sure. They realise they still love each other and get back together, happy ever after.

Would appreciate any reblogs, the more brains the more likely we can track it down!

I'm honestly starting to think it's been deleted, I can't find it in my history. I know it's a fairly small amount of info to go on but I'm hoping someone can remember it.

(updated with a detail I got wrong about the shop)

I would do a crime to have live footage of the way Michael Sheen reacted when he learned that Aziraphale/Crowley was ao3’s top ship last year

This is relevant again

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