fred vasseur talking about how well max has done the past two years… either we’re getting ferrari lestappen or fred is planning to do the sensible thing and follow red bull’s example (develop the car for his own golden boy). either way we win!!

We don't have to worry about WHY I got here but I decided to attempt to construct a cogent etymology of "Thelyss", and if you take '-lyss' to come from the Latin 'lyssa' for rabies, the Greek origin of which is thought to have been related to 'lúkos', I think the evidence is very clear.

I've finally figured out which wizard was the werewolf.

Me: I don't like kids all that much. Like, they are fine but I never wanna have my own

Bojan: *posts a video of him patiently teaching kids math*

Me: ...for him, I'd reconsider

Do you think the corporations will realise that we will care about their straight ships if they're not a girl fawning over the first guy she sees and getting married within the year and it being treated like a good thing or is this thought process too advanced for them to handle right now.

everything can be a kimchay au if you have enough imagination. which is to say that the interaction i just had with one of my new neighbours is going in my wip list

CRIKEY! Ahstraliah's one BEEEEEEG country!

[image description: A screenshot taken from the Netflix reboot of Carmen Sandiego. An overhead view of player in his room. He is smiling at his computer monitors in front of him. His hands hover over the keyboard. /End description]

Player says he was practicing because he wanted to "brush up on carmen's location" but i think it would be funnier if he was making fun of gray lmao

iconic player never change

💌 (sending this being blatantly aware i owe you a handwritten ask)

think nothing of the handwritten ask... if you don't answer it until three years from now it will be three years of me having something to look forward to. taking care of yourself is more important forever and ever

anyway! much to say. great blog obvi great vibes. that set of pictures of you with all the blood drives me fucking insane (<— guy who is not attracted to people but is REALLY weird about blood. you know this). you are one of my coolest mutuals for sure you're the mutual i go "so, my mutual, tumblr user godtrauma..." about because to me you are a celebrity among the blood + horror + catholicism bitches. the username says it all i was doomed to be a little bit infatuated with you from the start... anyway i think you have many good things to say and i love to see ur personal posts on the dash. absolutely no notes everything that you post about is like tailor-made for my interests and if it's something i've never heard of before then. well. god damn. i guess i have to watch foundations now

mutuals send me a 💌 and i'll tell u something i love about you

Pretty funny thing is that in my friend group, only me and one other guy have actual newsies blogs on tumblr which means that everyone is relying on us to find that one uksies boot that is. definitely somewhere around. So yes, that is in fact a loft of pressure, karen-

Not to make any bold claims here but…. French is perhaps one of the most gatekeepery languages on earth.

... the other good thing about my family not following this blog is i can also uh. say things that are not terrible jokes

they should rename the chaos emeralds the chaos beryls

Aha! 4:30AM call from the guy upstairs again! Guess it’s Ring Camera Goes Back in the Hallway o’clock!

i NEED to be more autistic

I was working on continuing the vo n ginter comic, then I had an 8 hour a day, week long class that started on Monday, and in that time I started. Another fucking comic. So here’s the first panel for that, frankly idk how/if I’m gonna finish it, but we shall see I suppose lmao

Sorely tempted to steal the old bathroom gender signs that we have in storage. We switched to gender neutral signs, so we just have the old gendered ones back here. Doing nothing.

The literal only reason to do so would be bc it's funny & we're not using them anyways. But also lmaoo I don't want anyone to get mad at me

Actually, the most sexist thing about BSD is that we don’t have any women over 171 cm (5′7″).